User:Daniel Carrero/Sandbox

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This is the transcript of 1350: Lorenz. Here, we strive to capture as many storylines as possible, but this is expected to be a constant work in progress as new panels become available in the comic.

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Knit Cap Girl:
[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]
(permalink)

Template:beginbranch Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... (permalink) Template:midbranch

Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch So you're still refusing to use Facebook? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Wanna build a snowman? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch You know. Your car's on fire. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 1) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch There's something weird out on the lawn. Template:midbranch

Hat Guy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn. Template:midbranch [Knit Cap Guy and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]

Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch OK, two weird things. Template:midbranch

Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch I count three. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Why is there a gap here? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Who tiled the moat? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I can see a creeper down there. Template:midbranch Knit Cap Girl: Damn Griefers. Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Is this 1-1 from Mario? Template:midbranch [Knit Cap Girl and Hairy pass by a tree.]
Hairy: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch Why does that tree looks fake? Template:midbranch Narrator: A wild Pikachu appeared!
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Theft"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um... Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Actually, it's the final castle. Grab your Fire Flower! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch It's over this way. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I've never been this far before! Template:midbranch Hairy: Are you going insane again? Template:endbranch

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Template:beginbranch See? It's like a glitch in the Matrix. Template:midbranch Knit Cap Girl: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch How far can we go? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:beginbranch What the fuck?! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:beginbranch How... How do we get everything back? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch This isn't where I left that... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline

Template:beginbranch I have a lawn? Template:midbranch [Knit Cap Girl and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]
Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch Hmmm, did you order a moat? Template:midbranch Knit Cap Girl: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch It helps keep bobcats out. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Of course. All cool kids have moats in their yards. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I don't have the best relationship with my mailman. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Yep. Delivered in two days, courtesy of Amazon Prime. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I don't remember this being here. Template:midbranch Knit Cap Girl: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality. Template:midbranch Knit Cap Girl: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch What about black holes? Those don't count? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch We must go deeper. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I wanted to jump over the massive sinkhole, but nooo, someone just had to find out what was down there. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Oh, I had the moving company install it last week. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch We poop in it. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Finally got you out of the damn house. Template:midbranch Narrator: A wild Pikachu appeared!
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu: Well then.
Pikachu: I might have left surprises in that direction.
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Template:beginbranch Look how deep it goes! Template:midbranch Hairy: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch I wonder if we can get someone to fall in? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I'm going in. You can come if you want to. I think I see stars down there. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch That was a missing opportunity. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I should come outside more often. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch It looks like I can see Moria from here. Template:midbranch Knit Cap Girl: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch You see Moria from everywhere, Hairy. Template:midbranch Narrator: A wild Pikachu appeared!
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch Google Maps didn't warn me of this. Template:midbranch Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Where's Twitch when I need help?
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
Narrator: It's not very effective... Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Enemy Pikachu used "The Discrete Metric"! Template:midbranch Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!
Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: ...
Pikachu: Um...
Pikachu: Template:beginline Template:beginbranch Now I only have Struggle left. Tie? Template:midbranch Pikachu: No fair! Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch We are the knights who say Ni! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch What is even going on here? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Gathered the ink! Template:midbranch Narrator: It's not very effective...
Narrator: Enemy Pikachu used "Granite"!
Narrator: It's not very effective... Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Moria is an anagram of Mario! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch Template:endline

Template:beginbranch I hope it's not a bobcat this time. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch There's a dinosaur at the door. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game. (branch 2) (permalink) Template:midbranch [Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]
Hairy: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch What's with those tiny games you keep playing, anyway? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Isn't that sort of meaningless? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Up for a dangerous experiment with no pay? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch You won't believe what just fell off of your roof. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. Template:midbranch Laptop: "...and let's go live to the debate."
[Two politicians are debating on TV.]
Politician 1: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with." Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch ...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic! Template:midbranch Template:endbranch Template:endline Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. Template:midbranch [Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at his laptop.]
Knit Cap Girl: ??
Knit Cap Girl: Template:beginline

Template:beginbranch Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is... Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Wait. What's on this other partition? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Why is Python importing Skynet? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch My keyboard has to support SSH over USB? Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Gravity. Lots of it. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch

Template:beginbranch Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. Template:midbranch Template:endbranch