User:NHSavage/Sandbox

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[Person with a pony tail runs up to another person, who subsequently points off-panel where there are presumably scientists.]

Ponytail: Jelly beans cause acne!

Another: Scientists! Investigate!

Scientists: But we&'re playing Minecraft!

Scientists: ... Fine.

[Two scientists. One has safety goggles, the other has a sheet of notes.]

Goggles: We found no link between jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

[Back to the original two.]

Another: That settles that.

Ponytail: I hear it's only a certain color that causes it.

Another: Scientists!

Scientists: But Miiiinecraft!

[20 near identical small panels follow, 4 rows 5 columns.]

Goggles: We found no link between purple jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between brown jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between pink jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between blue jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between teal jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between salmon jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between red jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between turquoise jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between magenta jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between yellow jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between grey jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between tan jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between cyan jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found a link between green jelly beans and acne (p < 0.05).

Off-panel: WHOA!

Goggles: We found no link between yellow jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between beige jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between lilac jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between black jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between peach jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

Goggles: We found no link between orange jelly beans and acne (p > 0.05).

[Newspaper front page.]

NEWS Green Jelly Beans Linked To Acne! 95% Confidence

[There is a picture of 3 green jelly beans.]

Only 5% chance of coincidence!

Scientists...

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