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[ Sauron is in a nightclub, sitting unhappily at a table with a drink. The Beyoncé song "Single Ladies" is playing. Beret Guy walks up to Sauron.]

Beret Guy: Hey Sauron. Why so Glum?

Saron: Gil-Galad saw through me and threw me out of Lindon. Galadriel, too. I'll never rule anyone at this rate.

[Single Ladies continues playing]

Sauron: Eru created such beautiful creatures - Elves and Men and Dwarves - and all I've got are these stupid Orcs.

[Music: 'cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it]

Suaron: I mean, I -

[Music: If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it]

[Sauron still sits at the table but an idea seems to have come to him]

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