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Talk:2601: Instructions

2022-04-02T00:26:01Z

ẞ qwertz:

== Turtle graphics ==

So these are instructions for a turtle graphics program. The audio is drawn from https://xkcd.com/2601/radio.mp3, a 9 hour 7 minute 12 second long audio file It's generated by feeding turtle code into a text-to-speech program, but idk which language or which program. If you can convert the speech back to text, somehow without ruining the formatting (or just do a lot of editing with regex until it looks right), you could feed it into a turtle graphics program and get the resulting drawing.

I don't know what the current image on this page is. Is that the drawing you get by following these instructions? [[Special:Contributions/172.70.100.4|172.70.100.4]] 20:58, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

: Wait I see now, that is the actual image for the comic. It just gets covered up by the button so I can't see it. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.126.87|172.70.126.87]] 21:03, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

: Ah, it looks like someone realized it's actually longer than that. After downloading it, I found it to be 131,329,389 bytes. The Windows Properties viewer claims it is 8h41m08s in length, but that's wrong. It is actually 9h07m06s. By the way, the code is in the Logo language. He seems to have copied this from a book, but I don't know which one. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.100.4|172.70.100.4]] 21:12, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

::Worth taking a look at? I can start looking for books that contain that text[[Special:Contributions/162.158.107.52|162.158.107.52]] 21:39, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:The automatic speech system is using standard punctuation processing, meaning that critical marks for the code aren't being announced. You can't get the code from the samples without filling in the blanks after getting a transcript. [[User:N|N]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 22:19, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

The MP3 file ends with this text: "''I even talk to turtles at times. But you need to understand LOGO to appreciate the great, great things that have been created. We spend so much of our life typing, looking, but never ever seeing.''" [[Special:Contributions/162.158.222.151|162.158.222.151]] 21:17, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

april fools' comic? [[User:GcGYSF(asterisk)P(vertical line)e|GcGYSF(asterisk)P(vertical line)e]] ([[User talk:GcGYSF(asterisk)P(vertical line)e|talk]]) 21:18, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

I think it's an April Fool's joke. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.148|108.162.238.148]] 21:20, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:Well is it 2022/04/01 [[Special:Contributions/141.101.77.189|141.101.77.189]] 21:26, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

I think mine's broken. I don't get it. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.130.91|172.70.130.91]] 21:29, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
:You press the radio button, it selects it, then you can press it a zillion times in any pattern and all it ever does is blink the entire image. Nothing else ever appears other than the radio button, and there’s never any sound so pressing the speaker in the corner to supposedly turn it on or off is also completely pointless.[[Special:Contributions/172.70.126.65|172.70.126.65]] 23:31, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Given the alt text "happy little turtles" and the tone of the narration I assume we're supposed to pretend the narrator is Bob Ross guiding us to creating an artistic masterpiece with Logo [[Special:Contributions/172.70.211.72|172.70.211.72]] 21:31, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Guys, it's been HOURS and the transcription is still incomplete. Step it up! [[Special:Contributions/172.70.162.77|172.70.162.77]] 21:37, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:Not even sure what the transcript should be. I did my best[[Special:Contributions/162.158.107.52|162.158.107.52]] 21:41, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

::I have a feeling this might be one of the longest transcripts on the site. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.245.43|108.162.245.43]] 21:57, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Up until someone automates the process, I'll be working on the transcript and saving it in exkcd in parts (: Don't worry too much about edit overrides, I'll be transcribing in a google doc to avoid that! --[[User:Char Latte49|Wielder of the Staple Gun]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 21:53, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:The sections about turtles between the code blocks seems to be from

Interesting Facts About Turtles
A Little Nature Study by a Scientist that will Interest Old and Young Naturalists Alike
By Randle C. Rosenberger M. D., Professor of Hygiene and Bacteriology, Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pa.
https://archive.org/stream/foreststream861916newy/foreststream861916newy_djvu.txt

The uni.xkcd version of this comic also just shows the turtle like this article. So much for uses two April Fools comics against each other ;) [[Special:Contributions/172.70.114.77|172.70.114.77]] 22:44, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

I ran the MP3 through Amazon Transcribe. It can do only 4 hours at a time, so I had to split the original file. I went from start to 03:59:59, 03:59:59 to 07:59:58, and 07:59:58 to end. Amazon Transcribe also gave me some subtitle files (index 1). They have time codes in them. So if someone wanted to note the times of the little quips, and host the audio file somewhere where links to the middle of the file can be generated (like YouTube), that could be cool. Below are the transcriptions for analysis. Replace X with 1, 2, or 3; and replace Y with json, srt, or vtt. [[User:Pgn674|Pgn674]] ([[User talk:Pgn674|talk]]) 23:15, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:<code><nowiki>https://pgn674.s3.amazonaws.com/xkcd-2601/xkcd-2601-X.Y</nowiki></code>

:: No need to host anything special. Let's say we want to jump to time code 02:35:14.840 from the vtt subtitle file #1 (line 7084, subtitle 1771). 2*60*60+35*60+14=9314. Subtract a few seconds, and make a link like this. Click here to learn about turtle noises: https://xkcd.com/2601/radio.mp3#t=9310 [[User:Pgn674|Pgn674]] ([[User talk:Pgn674|talk]]) 23:48, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

I threw Adobe Premiere Pro at it: https://anonfiles.com/pbYfK7Sax4/radio_csv; and https://anonfiles.com/35YbKeScxe/radio_txt are the results. Note: these transcribe until 07:01:28:19. I am currently in the process of making APP suffer more and churn out the last two hours. --[[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 23:54, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Talk:2601: Instructions

2022-04-01T23:54:47Z

ẞ qwertz:

== Turtle graphics ==

So these are instructions for a turtle graphics program. The audio is drawn from https://xkcd.com/2601/radio.mp3, a 9 hour 7 minute 12 second long audio file It's generated by feeding turtle code into a text-to-speech program, but idk which language or which program. If you can convert the speech back to text, somehow without ruining the formatting (or just do a lot of editing with regex until it looks right), you could feed it into a turtle graphics program and get the resulting drawing.

I don't know what the current image on this page is. Is that the drawing you get by following these instructions? [[Special:Contributions/172.70.100.4|172.70.100.4]] 20:58, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

: Wait I see now, that is the actual image for the comic. It just gets covered up by the button so I can't see it. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.126.87|172.70.126.87]] 21:03, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

: Ah, it looks like someone realized it's actually longer than that. After downloading it, I found it to be 131,329,389 bytes. The Windows Properties viewer claims it is 8h41m08s in length, but that's wrong. It is actually 9h07m06s. By the way, the code is in the Logo language. He seems to have copied this from a book, but I don't know which one. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.100.4|172.70.100.4]] 21:12, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

::Worth taking a look at? I can start looking for books that contain that text[[Special:Contributions/162.158.107.52|162.158.107.52]] 21:39, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:The automatic speech system is using standard punctuation processing, meaning that critical marks for the code aren't being announced. You can't get the code from the samples without filling in the blanks after getting a transcript. [[User:N|N]] ([[User talk:N|talk]]) 22:19, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

The MP3 file ends with this text: "''I even talk to turtles at times. But you need to understand LOGO to appreciate the great, great things that have been created. We spend so much of our life typing, looking, but never ever seeing.''" [[Special:Contributions/162.158.222.151|162.158.222.151]] 21:17, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

april fools' comic? [[User:GcGYSF(asterisk)P(vertical line)e|GcGYSF(asterisk)P(vertical line)e]] ([[User talk:GcGYSF(asterisk)P(vertical line)e|talk]]) 21:18, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

I think it's an April Fool's joke. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.148|108.162.238.148]] 21:20, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:Well is it 2022/04/01 [[Special:Contributions/141.101.77.189|141.101.77.189]] 21:26, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

I think mine's broken. I don't get it. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.130.91|172.70.130.91]] 21:29, 1 April 2022 (UTC)
:You press the radio button, it selects it, then you can press it a zillion times in any pattern and all it ever does is blink the entire image. Nothing else ever appears other than the radio button, and there’s never any sound so pressing the speaker in the corner to supposedly turn it on or off is also completely pointless.[[Special:Contributions/172.70.126.65|172.70.126.65]] 23:31, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Given the alt text "happy little turtles" and the tone of the narration I assume we're supposed to pretend the narrator is Bob Ross guiding us to creating an artistic masterpiece with Logo [[Special:Contributions/172.70.211.72|172.70.211.72]] 21:31, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Guys, it's been HOURS and the transcription is still incomplete. Step it up! [[Special:Contributions/172.70.162.77|172.70.162.77]] 21:37, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:Not even sure what the transcript should be. I did my best[[Special:Contributions/162.158.107.52|162.158.107.52]] 21:41, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

::I have a feeling this might be one of the longest transcripts on the site. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.245.43|108.162.245.43]] 21:57, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

Up until someone automates the process, I'll be working on the transcript and saving it in exkcd in parts (: Don't worry too much about edit overrides, I'll be transcribing in a google doc to avoid that! --[[User:Char Latte49|Wielder of the Staple Gun]] ([[User talk:Char Latte49|talk]]) 21:53, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:The sections about turtles between the code blocks seems to be from

Interesting Facts About Turtles
A Little Nature Study by a Scientist that will Interest Old and Young Naturalists Alike
By Randle C. Rosenberger M. D., Professor of Hygiene and Bacteriology, Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pa.
https://archive.org/stream/foreststream861916newy/foreststream861916newy_djvu.txt

The uni.xkcd version of this comic also just shows the turtle like this article. So much for uses two April Fools comics against each other ;) [[Special:Contributions/172.70.114.77|172.70.114.77]] 22:44, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

I ran the MP3 through Amazon Transcribe. It can do only 4 hours at a time, so I had to split the original file. I went from start to 03:59:59, 03:59:59 to 07:59:58, and 07:59:58 to end. Amazon Transcribe also gave me some subtitle files (index 1). They have time codes in them. So if someone wanted to note the times of the little quips, and host the audio file somewhere where links to the middle of the file can be generated (like YouTube), that could be cool. Below are the transcriptions for analysis. Replace X with 1, 2, or 3; and replace Y with json, srt, or vtt. [[User:Pgn674|Pgn674]] ([[User talk:Pgn674|talk]]) 23:15, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

:<code><nowiki>https://pgn674.s3.amazonaws.com/xkcd-2601/xkcd-2601-X.Y</nowiki></code>

:: No need to host anything special. Let's say we want to jump to time code 02:35:14.840 from the vtt subtitle file #1 (line 7084, subtitle 1771). 2*60*60+35*60+14=9314. Subtract a few seconds, and make a link like this. Click here to learn about turtle noises: https://xkcd.com/2601/radio.mp3#t=9310 [[User:Pgn674|Pgn674]] ([[User talk:Pgn674|talk]]) 23:48, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

I threw Adobe Premiere Pro at it: https://anonfiles.com/pbYfK7Sax4/radio_csv; and https://anonfiles.com/35YbKeScxe/radio_txt are the results. --[[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 23:54, 1 April 2022 (UTC)

2131: Emojidome

2019-04-03T17:42:46Z

ẞ qwertz: /* Alternative viewers */ Added a better format of the output-data.

{{comic
| number = 2131
| date = April 1, 2019
| title = Emojidome
| image = emojidome.png
| titletext = Thank you to the xkcd April 1st volunteers/commentators, including @Chromakode, Kevin, @Aiiane, Patrick, Kat, Reuven, @cotrone, @bstaffin, @zigdon, schwal, Stereo, and everyone who voted!
}}

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Created by 😇. Needs more elaboration on font influencing emoji..}}

This was the ninth [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]] released by [[Randall]]. The previous fools comic was [[1975: Right Click]] from Sunday April 1, 2018.

The interactive comic began at noon ET (16:00 UTC) on April 1, 2019, and ended a day later. In it, users were shown two emojis and voted for their favorite before the time ran out. 512 different emojis were paired against each other in a cup or {{w|Bracket (tournament)|bracket}} system, with only one winner. See more below under [[#How it worked|How it worked]].

Brackets - like the one in this comic, for finding the best emoji - are a recurring theme in xkcd. It is also relevant for this time of year, and two years ago in 2017, the first comic in April, [[1819: Sweet 16]] from April 3rd was a bracket, referencing {{w|March Madness}}. The {{w|2019 NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament|2019 version}} of the {{w|National Collegiate Athletic Association}} {{w|College basketball}} national championship tournament began March 19th and ends April 8th 2019. So this comic could also be said to reference this, although it is not so explicit here. Earlier Randall made another large and "silly" bracket in [[1529: Bracket]] (which someone then actually made into an online voting system, just like in this comic).

The title is a reference to the movie ''{{w|Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome}},'' which had the tagline: "Two men enter. One man leaves." The "Thunderdome" in the film is a gladiatorial arena where conflicts are resolved by a duel to the death.

In the final round, the Milky Way emoji (🌌) won against the Hedgehog emoji (🦔). The comic was updated to show the result.

Clicking the comic links to a bracket of 128 emojis showing the winners: https://xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket_round_of_128.png

==How it worked==

[[File:2131 Emojidome example.png|thumb|400px|Comic as it appeared during the competition]]

In the first round, the voting period for each bout lasted 37.5 seconds. The voting period for each bout doubled for the second, third, and fourth rounds. The voting period for each bout for the fifth round through the end was 26 minutes. The entire bracket took 24 hours 6 minutes.

Remaining time of a given bout was shown on a timer beneath the voting buttons. If the time remaining was one minute or greater, the time was shown rounded to the nearest minute (e.g., "Remaining Time: 26 minutes"); thus the minute would change on the half minute (e.g., "2 minutes" changed to "1 minute" at 1 minute 30 seconds). If the time remaining was less than a minute, the time was shown in seconds (e.g., "59 seconds"). When there were two (sometimes three) seconds remaining, the timer would display "Time's Up!" through the end of the bout and for a [[1070: Words for Small Sets|couple]] of seconds after the end of the bout while the images for the next bout were loading. Then the next bout would appear and the results of the previous bout would be added to the list of past bouts, with the most recent bout at the top.

Commentary was displayed above the images for each bout, and changed occasionally through the bout. In the first round, the commentary was made up of some stock phrases with a few custom phrases mixed in. Later commentary was tailored to suit each match-up and provided live updates on how each bout was progressing. A final comment was included in the list of past bouts.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Round !! Start (ET) !! Start (UTC) !! Bouts !! Bout length !! Round length
|-
| 1 || 12:00 || 16:00 || 256 || 37.5 s || 2 h 40 m
|-
| 2 || 14:40 || 18:40 || 128 || 1 m 15 s || 2 h 40 m
|-
| 3 || 17:20 || 21:20 || 64 || 2 m 30 s || 2 h 40 m
|-
| 4 || 20:00 || 0:00 || 32 || 5 m || 2 h 40 m
|-
| 5 || 22:40 || 2:40 || 16 || 26 m || 6 h 56 m
|-
| 6 || 5:36 || 9:36 || 8 || 26 m || 3 h 28 m
|-
| 7 || 9:04 || 13:04 || 4 || 26 m || 1 h 44 m
|-
| 8 || 10:48 || 14:48 || 2 || 26 m || 52 m
|-
| 9 || 11:40 || 15:40 || 1 || 26 m || 26 m
|}

The competing candidates were periodically overlaid with colored hearts that floated up from the vote button oscillating in a triangle wave pattern before disappearing above the candidate. Below the current competition, the results of past bouts were shown with the "loser" displayed in greyscale, the winner in color, and the final robot-commentator comment on that match.

The commentary appeared to suggest that there was some real-time feedback from the results of the competition. For instance, "It seems like our friends over Australia is joining the fun" appeared in the commentary. So did "We are getting a lot of questions on this today. This is live commentary, folks." https://i.imgur.com/8kPwjou.png, directly declaring that the commentary is live.

Note that the schedule might show different emoji pictures than the main voting screen, presumably because of fonts. The image is pre-rendered.

The competing candidates are chosen in order of Unicode value at first, resulting in similar emojis being compared. Examples include:

😜 squaring off against 😛 - two emojis playfully sticking their tongues out

🤩 squaring off against 😍 - two smiling emojis with symbols for eyes

😂 squaring off with 🤣 - two emojis that are crying in laughter/joy.

The original title text "🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼" consisted of eight wrestler emojis. This likely represented the round of 8, where the eight winners then can turn to the winner next to them and continue the quarterfinals, etc. The title text was updated after the final round.

Notably, it appears the eggplant emoji (🍆) and the peach emoji (🍑) were left out of the bracket, alongside the middle finger emoji (🖕). The eggplant and peach are frequently used to represent the male and female sex organs, respectively. There has been no statement from Randall on why they were left out.

A robot face announcer-emoji (🤖) and a link to the full bracket was added at 38 minutes in.
https://www.xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket.png shows 512 emojis in a single-elimination tournament.
https://www.xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket_256.png was added later and shows the 256 emojis that competed on the second round.
https://www.xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket_round_3.png was added for the third round. https://www.xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket_round_4.png was added for the fourth round. The round 3 bracket was later updated with results during the Volcano vs Owl fight. There was an error where the flying saucer had beaten the stars, which was not the case.
A new bracket image was created for the Round of 32 which seems to be updated with new results as they come in. https://www.xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket_round_of_32.png

It is not clear how the winner is decided when both emojis tied for first. This has happened twice: in Cupcake vs. Birthday Cake (🧁 vs. 🎂) with 3658 points each, where the Birthday Cake (🎂) was declared winner, and in the very first match of Grinning Face vs. Grinning Face With Smiling Eyes (😀 vs. 😁), in which no votes were cast, but the Grinning Face With Smiling Eyes (😁) was declared winner. Both of these tied bouts occurred in round 1, and both declared winners lost their subsequent match in round 2.

==Alternative viewers==

Real data with results (clicks) can be seen as JSON-websocket at '''https://emojidome.xkcd.com/2131/socket''', transposed into a more human-readable format at '''https://leet.nu/tmp/xkcd-2131.html'''.

'''https://phiresky.github.io/emojidome/''', [https://www.reddit.com/r/xkcd/comments/b89zz1/emojidome_live_bracket_viewer/ made by a redditor], shows the brackets along with the final scores and comment.

==Transcript==
:[This was an interactive and dynamic comic during April 1st from its release until its completion. But the final and current image, will be the official image to transcribe. But the dynamic part of the comic as well as the "error image" displayed to services that could not render the dynamic comic is also transcribed here below.]

:[The final picture shows the winner of the gold medal in the Emojidome bracket tournament, as well as the runner up with the silver medal. There is no text. The winner is the "Space", "Stars" or "Milky Way" emoji, which is shown with a blue band on top of a dark blue band on top of an almost black background, indicating the light band of the Milky Way in the night sky. Stars (in both five point star shape and as dots) in light blue are spread out in all three bands of color. The large gold medal with its red neck string, is floating close to the middle of the picture, lacking any kind of neck in space to tie it around. To the left of the gold medal is the runner up, the brown Hedgehog, with light-brown face. It sits on the smaller silver medal, also with red neck string, which floats out there in space. The hedgehog with medal is small enough to fit inside the neck string on the gold medal.]

===Dynamic comic transcript===
:[This is an example of how the comic appeared during the competition. The example includes one of the final winner, Space's, matches. The dynamic part of the comic is transcribed below:]
:[[File:2131 Emojidome example.png|400px]]
:[At the top center of the comic, the two emojis battling it out are shown next to each other. The emojis was generally in vivid colors, and not completely (or remotely) like the ones they represents. The true emojis was shown in links to image of the tournament brackets. These matches are called bouts in the comic. The emoji from the top (or left) of the bracket is shown to the left. In this case it was space, night sky, milky way or stars vs Maglev train. Between them is the following text:]
:VS

:[There are two buttons one below each of the two emoji. If pressed the buttons became red. They could be pressed multiple times each match. The buttons have text on them:]
:Vote Vote

:[From the buttons colored hearts are released, often in bundles, and then they wave up across the emoji who's button they emanated from.]

:[Below the buttons there is and indicator showing how long the current battle is open for further votes. In the example the text is:]
:Remaining time: 24 minutes

:[The time began at "26 minutes" during the final rounds. It changed to "1 minute", with 1 minutes and 30 seconds left, and then 30 seconds later to "60 seconds" counting down to a few seconds. Then, before reaching 2 or 3 seconds it changed (a bit too early) to "Time's up!" Shortly there after a new bout would begin.]

:[Above the two emoji at the very top is a comment. The commentator is shown as a robot emoji. The comment often changed during the long final rounds. In the current example the text is:]
:"~future~"

:[But there would have been several others during the match. Given that Space won the entire Emojidome, the train lost this match. Often a final comment was posted just as the result was in. These final messages was then put at the top of the list of past bouts (matches). These bouts was displayed at the bottom of the comic below the remaining time. To the left was the following text:]
:Past bouts:

:[Below this text was a list of all previous matches, showing the two emojis, with the looser grayed out, with their final comment next to them. As soon as there where more than three a scroll bar appeared to the right, making it possible to scroll down through all these previous matches. As it was 512 emojis to begin with, there where 256 bouts in the first round, and then 255 the rest of the way to the final for a total of 511 bouts at the end. Here are the the text of the three matches that can be seen in the example (the grayed out looser was Sushi, Bee and Wizard):]
:🌋 vs 🍣 "Sushi has received a technical disqualification for being very very cooked"
:🐝 vs 🦉 "Owls well that ends well"
:🦔 vs 🧙 "The Wizard didn't do it"

:[All the final bouts remarks, as well as the match ups, the score of votes, and all the other comments coming at the top during each bout can be found below in the round 1 to round 9 sections. They are thus not only a transcript.]

:[Finally at the bottom of the comic below the scroll-able version of the past bouts, there was a link to images of the brackets, beginning with the full long one of all 512 emojis, and the zooming in and out, plus updating with results along the way. The link was a text that explained what the link was for. In the current example the link text, which is link blue, was:]
:Full bracket for today's comic (round 3).

:[These links was to images of the bracket, different sizes, and they could change, update the result etc, so it was not a new link every time a new bracket was uploaded. In some of these images there was even mistakes with which emoji won, and actually the winner space, was shown to be out to the flying sauce during several bouts and at least one update. But it was fixed before last few rounds.]

==== Round 1====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| 😀 (0) vs 😁 (0)
* Grinning face
* Grinning face with smiling eyes
'''(Tie - unclear how winner was chosen)'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 😀. Coming up next!
|-
| 😆 (207) vs '''😅 (251)'''
* Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes
* '''Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat'''
|
* Next up, 😅 and 😆.
* I'm really looking forward to everything we're going to see today.
|-
| 😂 (772) vs '''🤣 (824)'''
* Face with tears of joy
* '''Rolling On the Floor Laughing'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 🙂 (939) vs '''🙃 (1494)'''
* Slightly smiling face
* '''Upside-down face'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🙂. Coming up next!
* You think this is something, folks, well... we're just getting started.
|-
| 😊 (857) vs '''😉 (1774)'''
* Smiling face with smiling eyes
* '''Winking face'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😉 vs. 😊.
|-
| '''😇 (1417)''' vs 🥰 (1392)
* '''Smiling face with halo'''
* Smiling face with smiling eyes and three hearts
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 😇 and 🥰 to go head to head.
|-
| '''😍 (2159)''' vs 🤩 (1447)
* '''Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes'''
* Grinning face with star eyes
|
* We will be right back with 😍 vs. 🤩!
|-
| 😗 (1045) vs '''😘 (2595)'''
* Kissing face
* '''Face throwing a kiss'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😗 vs. 😘.
* This is a day that 😗 has been anticipating for a long time.
|-
| 😚 (1619) vs '''😙 (1770)'''
* Kissing face with closed eyes
* '''Kissing face with smiling eyes'''
|
* Have at it, 😙 and 😚!
* If you are just joining us, fear not! You haven't missed much.
|-
| 😋 (1549) vs '''😛 (2644)'''
* Face savouring delicious food
* '''Face with stuck-out tongue'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 😋 or 😛?
* 😋 stole that win.
|-
| '''😜 (2302)''' vs 🤪 (2085)
* '''Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye'''
* Grinning face with one large and one small eye
|
* Next up, 😜 and 🤪.
*😜 didn't do their homework.
|-
| '''😝 (2568)''' vs 🤑 (1372)
* '''Face with stuck-out tongue and tightly-closed eyes'''
* Money-mouth face
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 😝 and 🤑 warming up.
|-
| 🤗 (1598) vs '''🤭 (2316)'''
* Hugging face
* '''Smiling face with smiling eyes and hand covering mouth'''
|
* Next up, 🤗 and 🤭.
* Sometimes miracles happen.
|-
| 🤫 (734) vs '''🤔 (4374)'''
* Face with finger covering closed lips
* '''Thinking face'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 🤐 (1119) vs '''🤨 (2928)'''
* Zipper-mouth face
* '''Face with one eyebrow raised'''
|
* We will be right back with 🤐 vs. 🤨!
* Not sure which way this one goes.
|-
| 😐 (1506) vs '''😑 (1665)'''
* Neutral face
* '''Expressionless face'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😐 vs. 😑.
* One for the history books.
|-
| 😶 (2437) vs '''😏 (2659)'''
* Face without mouth
* '''Smirking face'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 😏 or 😶?
* This one was over before it started.
|-
| 😒 (1562) vs '''🙄 (2692)'''
* Unamused face
* '''Face with rolling eyes'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 😒 or 🙄.
|-
| '''😬 (3345)''' vs 🤥 (1137)
* '''Grimacing face'''
* Lying face
|
* Oh this one should be good.
*No surprises here. 🤥 skates to an easy win.
*I hope everyone has printed their brackets and are ready, because time waits for very few people!
*No surprises here. 😬 skates to an easy win.
|-
| 😌 (1980) vs '''😔 (2238)'''
* Relieved face
* '''Pensive face'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 😌 and 😔? We are about to find out.
* 😔 comes out on top.
|-
| '''😴 (2770)''' vs 🤤 (1957)
* '''Sleeping face'''
* Drooling face
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
*A dominant performance by 😴.
|-
| 😷 (1760) vs '''🤒 (2629)'''
* Face with medical mask
* '''Face with thermometer'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 😷 and 🤒 to go head to head.
* In the end, there was nothing 😷 could do to stop the power of 🤒.
|-
| 🤢 (2270) vs '''🤕 (2648)'''
* Nauseated face
* '''Face with head-bandage'''
|
* Next up, 🤕 and 🤢.
* 🤕 stole that win.
|-
| 🤧 (2325) vs '''🤮 (3260)'''
* Sneezing face
* '''Face with open mouth vomiting'''
|
* Will it be 🤧 or 🤮? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* 🤮 opened strong and 🤧 never caught up.
|-
| 🥵 (1884) vs '''🥶 (3983)'''
* Overheated face
* '''Freezing face'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🥵. Coming up next!
* I have never seen 🥶 crush an opponent that mercilessly before.
|-
| 😵 (2920) vs '''🥴 (3762)'''
* Dizzy face
* '''Face with uneven eyes and wavy mouth'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* That was 😵's to give away and they did.
|-
| 🤯 (3055) vs '''🤠 (3110)'''
* Shocked face with exploding head
* '''Face with cowboy hat'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🤠 vs. 🤯.
* However this ends up, someone got blown away.
|-
| '''😎 (4316)''' vs 🥳 (2201)
* '''Smiling face with sunglasses'''
* Face with party horn and party hat
|
* On deck, we have 😎 and 🥳.
*I guess it was that kind of a party.
|-
| 😟 (2184) vs '''😕 (3663)'''
* Worried face
* '''Confused face'''
|
* Uh oh. 😟 has had words with 😕 before. The next match will be good.
* 😕 one, 😟 zero.
|-
| ☹ (1638) vs '''😮 (5498)'''
* White frowning face
* '''Face with open mouth'''
|
* Next up, ☹ and 😮.
* I hope everyone has printed their brackets and are ready, because time waits for very few people!
|-
| 😲 (2383) vs '''😯 (3904)'''
* Astonished face
* '''Hushed face'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 😯 and 😲 warming up.
* And 😲 falls to 😯. A suprising turn of events.
|-
| 😧 (3063) vs '''😳 (3754)'''
* Anguished face
* '''Flushed face'''
|
* We will be right back with 😧 vs. 😳!
* This one was over before it started.
|-
| 😨 (2082) vs '''😰 (4050)'''
* Fearful face
* '''Face with open mouth and cold sweat'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Well, this doesn't look good.
|-
| 😢 (2095) vs '''😭 (5108)'''
* Crying face
* '''Loudly crying face'''
|
* Have at it, 😢 and 😭!
* This one's a real tear-jerker.
|-
| 😖 (2039) vs '''😱 (4758)'''
* Confounded face
* '''Face screaming in fear'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 😖 or 😱.
* 😱 stole that win.
|-
| 😞 (2879) vs '''😣 (3528)'''
* Disappointed face
* '''Persevering face'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😞 vs. 😣!
* This one's painful.
|-
| 😩 (2785) vs '''😓 (3231)'''
* Weary face
* '''Face with cold sweat'''
|
* On deck, we have 😓 and 😩.
* It's early yet, folks. The coffee hasn't kicked in.
|-
| 😫 (1827) vs '''😤 (4871)'''
* Tired face
* '''Face with look of triumph'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😤 vs. 😫!
* I didn't remember 😫 qualifying. I think they snuck in.
|-
| 😠 (1866) vs '''😡 (5192)'''
* Angry face
* '''Pouting face'''
|
* Will it be 😠 or 😡? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* It is astounding how much competition we have in store for today.
|-
| '''😈 (4225)''' vs 🤬 (3072)
* '''Smiling face with horns'''
* Serious face with symbols covering mouth
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😈 vs. 🤬!
*Speak of the devil...
|-
| 👿 (2341) vs '''💀 (4739)'''
* Imp
* '''Skull'''
|
* We will be right back with 👿 vs. 💀!
* It has been a long road for 💀 to get to competing on the world stage.
|-
| '''💩 (4829)''' vs 🤡 (2514)
* '''Pile of poo'''
* Clown face
|
* Have at it, 💩 and 🤡!
*I think we all know how this is going to go.
|-
| 👻 (3680) vs '''👽 (3983)'''
* Ghost
* '''Extraterrestrial alien'''
|
* Have at it, 👻 and 👽!
|-
| 🏰 (2715) vs '''👾 (4412)'''
* European castle
* '''Alien monster'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🏰 vs. 👾.
* 👾 opened strong and 🏰 never caught up.
|-
| 😸 (3334) vs '''😺 (3542)'''
* Grinning cat face with smiling eyes
* '''Smiling cat face with open mouth'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😸 vs. 😺.
* This one is serious, folks.
|-
| 😹 (2778) vs '''😻 (3702)'''
* Cat face with tears of joy
* '''Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 😹 and 😻 to go head to head.
* The hearts are my favorite part. It all comes down to love. And that really says something.
|-
| 😽 (1815) vs '''😼 (3991)'''
* Kissing cat face with closed eyes
* '''Cat face with wry smile'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* Sometimes miracles happen.
|-
| 😿 (1189) vs '''🙀 (4682)'''
* Crying cat face
* '''Weary cat face'''
|
* On deck, we have 😿 and 🙀.
|-
| 💋 (2122) vs '''😾 (3837)'''
* Kiss mark
* '''Pouting cat face'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 💌 (1659) vs '''💖 (3386)'''
* Love letter
* '''Sparkling heart'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 💌 and 💖? We are about to find out.
* 💌 is an fan favorite to go far today.
|-
| '''❤ (3904)''' vs 💔 (1920)
* '''Heavy black heart'''
* Broken heart
|
* Uh oh. 💔 has had words with ❤ before. The next match will be good.
|-
| 🖤 (2940) vs '''💯 (3866)'''
* Black heart
* '''Hundred points symbol'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 💯 and 🖤! Facing off against each other again!
* A dominant performance by 💯.
|-
| 💥 (3055) vs '''💦 (3843)'''
* Collision symbol
* '''Splashing sweat symbol'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 💥 and 💦 to go head to head.
* Like fire and water.
|-
| 🕳 (2476) vs '''💣 (4063)'''
* Hole
* '''Bomb'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 💣 and 🕳 warming up.
* This one was a mess.
|-
| 🤞 (2246) vs '''🤘 (4845)'''
* Hand with index and middle fingers crossed
* '''Sign of the horns'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🤘. Coming up next!
* It feels like these early matches are over almost before they begin.
|-
| 👎 (2231) vs '''👍 (5077)'''
* Thumbs down sign
* '''Thumbs up sign'''
|
* Will it be 👍 or 👎? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* Nice to see the support for positivity.
|-
| 🙏 (3114) vs '''👊 (4861)'''
* Person with folded hands
* '''Fisted hand sign'''
|
* Have at it, 👊 and 🙏!
* I don't think 🙏 expected to see 👊 opposite them today.
|-
| 💅 (2366) vs '''🦵 (4060)'''
* Nail polish
* '''Leg'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 💅 or 🦵?
* If 🦵 wins this match, it will be interesting to see how far they can go.
|-
| 🦷 (1409) vs '''🧠 (5821)'''
* Tooth
* '''Brain'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
|-
| '''👀 (4052)''' vs 🦴 (2198)
* '''Eyes'''
* Bone
|
* Uh oh. 🦴 has had words with 👀 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| 👄 (1712) vs '''👅 (4648)'''
* Mouth
* '''Tongue'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 👄 and 👅 warming up.
|-
| 👶 (1414) vs '''🤦 (5666)'''
* Baby
* '''Face palm'''
|
* Uh oh. 🤦 has had words with 👶 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| '''👩‍🔬 (6374)''' vs 🤷 (2385)
* '''Woman + microscope'''
* Shrug
|
* Have at it, 👩‍🔬 and 🤷!
|-
| '''👩‍🚀 (5502)''' vs 🦸 (2302)
* '''Woman + rocket'''
* Superhero
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 👩‍🚀 or 🦸?
|-
| 🧚 (1909) vs '''🧙 (6294)'''
* Fairy
* '''Mage'''
|
* Uh oh. 🧚 has had words with 🧙 before. The next match will be good.
* There are some titanic match-ups that could happen today.
* Yes, this is live commentary.
* We have only just started, folks. Stay tuned for more amazing contests!
|-
| 🧜 (3835) vs '''🧛 (3840)'''
* Merperson
* '''Vampire'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🧛. Coming up next!
* Not sure which way this one goes.
|-
| 💆 (2815) vs '''🧟 (3747)'''
* Face massage
* '''Zombie'''
|
* Next up, 💆 and 🧟.
* That's just a typical Monday for you.
|-
| 💇 (3029) vs '''🚶 (3055)'''
* Haircut
* '''Pedestrian'''
|
* We will be right back with 💇 vs. 🚶!
* It's going to be a busy day, folks. Remember to pace yourself.
|-
| 🏃 (2239) vs '''💃 (5833)'''
* Runner
* '''Dancer'''
|
* On deck, we have 🏃 and 💃.
* Make some noise! Show 🏃 and 💃 some love!
* That was 🏃's to give away and they did.
|-
| 🕺 (1990) vs '''🕴 (5035)'''
* Man dancing
* '''Man in business suit levitating'''
|
* We will be right back with 🕴 vs. 🕺!
* I spoke with 🕴 before we started today. They were hoping to dodge 🕺. Too bad for them.
|-
| 🏇 (2563) vs '''🤺 (5157)'''
* Horse racing
* '''Fencer'''
|
* Have at it, 🏇 and 🤺!
* Never bring a sword to a horse fight.
|-
| '''⛷ (4510)''' vs 🏂 (3762)
* '''Skier'''
* Snowboarder
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's ⛷ vs. 🏂!
*We have a lot of excited fans in the audience.
|-
| 🏌 (2557) vs '''🏄 (6285)'''
* Golfer
* '''Surfer'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🏄 or 🏌?
* Ok! Let's see those hearts!
* I have never seen 🏄 crush an opponent that mercilessly before.
|-
| ⛹ (2793) vs '''🏊 (5994)'''
* Person with ball
* '''Swimmer'''
|
* Have at it, ⛹ and 🏊!
|-
| 🏋 (2300) vs '''🚴 (8063)'''
* Weight lifter
* '''Bicyclist'''
|
* Will it be 🏋 or 🚴? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* Right now the crowd is chanting 🏋! 🏋! An early sign of a favorite?
|-
| '''🚵 (5650)''' vs 🤾 (4698)
* '''Mountain bicyclist'''
* Handball
|
* We will be right back with 🚵 vs. 🤾!
*It's neck and neck!
|-
| 👤 (2195) vs '''🛀 (5529)'''
* Bust in silhouette
* '''Bath'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 👤 and 🛀 warming up.
|-
| '''🐒 (4644)''' vs 🦍 (3336)
* '''Monkey'''
* Gorilla
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 🐕 (3458) vs '''🐶 (4004)'''
* Dog
* '''Dog face'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🐕. Coming up next!
* Mostly a matter of perspective.
|-
| 🐺 (2774) vs '''🦊 (6024)'''
* Wolf face
* '''Fox face'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Again, small variations make all the difference.
|-
| '''🐱 (4931)''' vs 🦝 (4017)
* '''Cat face'''
* Raccoon
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🐱 vs. 🦝.
*🦝 is an fan favorite to go far today.
*🐱 stole that win.
|-
| '''🐈 (5046)''' vs 🦁 (3957)
* '''Cat'''
* Lion face
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🐈 and 🦁 warming up.
*Again, we are getting a lot of questions on this today. This is live commentary, folks.
*We have a lot of excited fans in the audience.
|-
| 🐆 (2186) vs '''🐅 (6280)'''
* Leopard
* '''Tiger'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐅 or 🐆?
* Stripes or Spots, Stripes or Spots
|-
| 🐴 (3722) vs '''🐎 (4120)'''
* Horse face
* '''Horse'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🐎 and 🐴? We are about to find out.
* I've got your horse right here.
|-
| 🦓 (3486) vs '''🦄 (6830)'''
* Zebra face
* '''Unicorn face'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🦄 and 🦓? We are about to find out.
* I think we all know how this is going to go.
* It was neck and neck until the very end, but some necks are longer than others.
|-
| 🐮 (3658) vs '''🦌 (5111)'''
* Cow face
* '''Deer'''
|
* Uh oh. 🦌 has had words with 🐮 before. The next match will be good.
* This is a close one!
|-
| 🐖 (3568) vs '''🐷 (5175)'''
* Pig
* '''Pig face'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🐖. Coming up next!
* Who will bring home the bacon?
|-
| 🐗 (2576) vs '''🐏 (6073)'''
* Boar
* '''Ram'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐏 or 🐗?
|-
| 🐪 (3329) vs '''🐐 (5304)'''
* Dromedary camel
* '''Goat'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐐 or 🐪?
|-
| 🦙 (4397) vs '''🦒 (5164)'''
* Llama
* '''Giraffe face'''
|
* Uh oh. 🦙 has had words with 🦒 before. The next match will be good.
* It's neck and neck!
* I hope 🦙 comes back next year. It would be a sham to see it all end like this.
|-
| '''🐘 (4809)''' vs 🦏 (3804)
* '''Elephant'''
* Rhinoceros
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐘 or 🦏?
*We'll never forget this.
|-
| 🐁 (4039) vs '''🦛 (4085)'''
* Mouse
* '''Hippopotamus'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐁 or 🦛?
|-
| 🐀 (2994) vs '''🐹 (4580)'''
* Rat
* '''Hamster face'''
|
* Will it be 🐀 or 🐹? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* Today is also about settling scores, there is no doubt about that for some of our contestants.
|-
| 🐰 (1865) vs '''🐿 (5175)'''
* Rabbit face
* '''Chipmunk'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🐰 or 🐿.
* Its about reflexes.
|-
| 🦇 (3648) vs '''🦔 (4507)'''
* Bat
* '''Hedgehog'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🦇 vs. 🦔.
* This one is a toss-up in my book, folks.
|-
| 🐻 (2686) vs '''🐨 (5059)'''
* Bear face
* '''Koala'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🐨 vs. 🐻!
* Ok! You know what to do! Let's see those hearts!
|-
| 🐼 (2896) vs '''🦘 (5185)'''
* Panda face
* '''Kangaroo'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🐼 and 🦘? We are about to find out.
* It's exciting to look around and see so many joining us from all over the world.
* One for the history books.
|-
| 🦃 (2553) vs '''🦡 (5483)'''
* Turkey
* '''Badger'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🦃 and 🦡! Facing off against each other again!
* That was a stinker of a battle, if you ask me.
|-
| 🐓 (2883) vs '''🐣 (5153)'''
* Rooster
* '''Hatching chick'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🐓 and 🐣 to go head to head.
|-
| 🕊 (2432) vs '''🐧 (5951)'''
* Dove of peace
* '''Penguin'''
|
* We will be right back with 🐧 vs. 🕊!
|-
| 🦅 (3871) vs '''🦆 (4800)'''
* Eagle
* '''Duck'''
|
* Uh oh. 🦆 has had words with 🦅 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| 🦢 (1613) vs '''🦉 (7025)'''
* Swan
* '''Owl'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🦉 vs. 🦢.
* 🦉 didn't do their homework.
* I hope everyone has printed their brackets and are ready, because time waits for very few people!
* Yes, this is live commentary.
* 🦉 one, 🦢 zero.
|-
| 🦚 (4333) vs '''🦜 (4803)'''
* Peacock
* '''Parrot'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* I know some very invested audience members for this one.
|-
| 🐊 (3986) vs '''🐢 (6403)'''
* Crocodile
* '''Turtle'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
|-
| '''🐍 (5378)''' vs 🦎 (4415)
* '''Snake'''
* Lizard
|
* Have at it, 🐍 and 🦎!
*In the end, there was nothing 🐍 could do to stop the power of 🦎.
*Did you just see that!?
*Plenty of matches left to see. Don't go anywhere.
|-
| '''🐉 (5359)''' vs 🦕 (4855)
* '''Dragon'''
* Sauropod
|
* Have at it, 🐉 and 🦕!
*One for the history books.
|-
| '''🐳 (5445)''' vs 🦖 (5411)
* '''Spouting whale'''
* T-rex
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
*Again, another difficult match-up for our audience.
|-
| 🐟 (1639) vs '''🐬 (8071)'''
* Fish
* '''Dolphin'''
|
* Will it be 🐟 or 🐬? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* I know which one I would choose, but I don't have time to vote!
|-
| 🐡 (2307) vs '''🦈 (6544)'''
* Blowfish
* '''Shark'''
|
* Have at it, 🐡 and 🦈!
* 🦈 opened strong and 🐡 never caught up.
|-
| 🐚 (1590) vs '''🐙 (8224)'''
* Spiral shell
* '''Octopus'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🐙 vs. 🐚.
* This one was over before it started.
|-
| 🐌 (4816) vs '''🦋 (4835)'''
* Snail
* '''Butterfly'''
|
* We will be right back with 🐌 vs. 🦋!
* The hearts are flying on this one!
|-
| 🐜 (3194) vs '''🐛 (5132)'''
* Ant
* '''Bug'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* 🐜 didn't do their homework.
|-
| 🐞 (3561) vs '''🐝 (5804)'''
* Lady beetle
* '''Honeybee'''
|
* On deck, we have 🐝 and 🐞.
* This one is a true test of the audience today.
* Will luck be a ladybug tonight?
* Amazing!
|-
| '''🕷 (4806)''' vs 🦗 (4195)
* '''Spider'''
* Cricket
|
* Uh oh. 🦗 has had words with 🕷 before. The next match will be good.
*And 🦗 falls to 🕷. A suprising turn of events.
|-
| 🦂 (3853) vs '''🦠 (4971)'''
* Scorpion
* '''Microbe'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🦂 and 🦠? We are about to find out.
* Nope. Nope nope nope nope.
|-
| 🌷 (3767) vs '''🌻 (4374)'''
* Tulip
* '''Sunflower'''
|
* We will be right back with 🌷 vs. 🌻!
* Now that's more like it.
|-
| 🌳 (1973) vs '''🌲 (6563)'''
* Deciduous tree
* '''Evergreen tree'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🌲 or 🌳.
* Who would have thought, eh?
|-
| 🌴 (3876) vs '''🌵 (5468)'''
* Palm tree
* '''Cactus'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* In the end, there was nothing 🌴 could do to stop the power of 🌵.
|-
| 🍈 (2617) vs '''🍇 (5319)'''
* Melon
* '''Grapes'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🍇 or 🍈?
* Folks, I am just as stunned at the outcome as you.
|-
| 🍋 (4186) vs '''🍉 (4720)'''
* Lemon
* '''Watermelon'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍉 vs. 🍋.
* I just don't know why they can't find common ground.
* 🍉 one, 🍋 zero.
|-
| 🍌 (4704) vs '''🍍 (5525)'''
* Banana
* '''Pineapple'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🍌 and 🍍 warming up.
* Ok! Let's see those hearts!
* I guess it was that kind of a party.
|-
| '''🍎 (5111)''' vs 🥭 (3830)
* '''Red apple'''
* Mango
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
|-
| 🍏 (2703) vs '''🍓 (6403)'''
* Green apple
* '''Strawberry'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🍏 or 🍓?
* We might be close to some matches the audience is expecting or hoping to see today.
* Berry nice!
|-
| 🍅 (3002) vs '''🥝 (5348)'''
* Tomato
* '''Kiwifruit'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍅 vs. 🥝.
|-
| 🥥 (3840) vs '''🥑 (5759)'''
* Coconut
* '''Avocado'''
|
* On deck, we have 🥑 and 🥥.
* Somehow, someone will blame millenials for this.
|-
| 🥕 (4577) vs '''🥔 (4620)'''
* Carrot
* '''Potato'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🥔 and 🥕? We are about to find out.
* Ahhh the age old question, 🥕 or 🥔.
|-
| 🌽 (4074) vs '''🌶 (5087)'''
* Ear of maize
* '''Hot pepper'''
|
* Have at it, 🌶 and 🌽!
|-
| 🥬 (2694) vs '''🥒 (5472)'''
* Leafy green
* '''Cucumber'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🥒. Coming up next!
* Not sure which way this one goes.
|-
| '''🍄 (5850)''' vs 🥦 (2707)
* '''Mushroom'''
* Broccoli
|
* Will it be 🍄 or 🥦? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
*Folks, we are nearly halfway through the first bracket!
*Again, we are getting a lot of questions on this today. This is live commentary, folks.
*Into the second half of the first round.
*That was 🥦's to give away and they did.
|-
| 🌰 (2698) vs '''🥜 (6225)'''
* Chestnut
* '''Peanuts'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🌰 or 🥜?
* I am not even sure what I am looking at here.
|-
| 🍞 (2934) vs '''🥐 (6465)'''
* Bread
* '''Croissant'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍞 vs. 🥐.
* Well, I know who I would vote for.
|-
| 🥖 (4800) vs '''🥨 (5136)'''
* Baguette bread
* '''Pretzel'''
|
* We will be right back with 🥖 vs. 🥨!
|-
| 🥯 (2470) vs '''🥞 (5926)'''
* Bagel
* '''Pancakes'''
|
* Uh oh. 🥯 has had words with 🥞 before. The next match will be good.
* Now I am just hungry.
|-
| 🥩 (3959) vs '''🧀 (6225)'''
* Cut of meat
* '''Cheese wedge'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* Truly a battle for the ages.
|-
| 🍟 (3719) vs '''🍔 (5352)'''
* French fries
* '''Hamburger'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🍔 and 🍟 warming up.
|-
| 🌭 (1340) vs '''🍕 (7881)'''
* Hot dog
* '''Slice of pizza'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🌭 or 🍕.
|-
| '''🌮 (6417)''' vs 🥪 (2869)
* '''Taco'''
* Sandwich
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🌮 or 🥪?
*I'll be honest, even I voted in that last one.
*There are some titanic match-ups that could happen today.
*One for the history books.
|-
| '''🌯 (5359)''' vs 🥚 (3868)
* '''Burrito'''
* Egg
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🌯 or 🥚?
*🥚 is an fan favorite to go far today.
*One for the history books.
|-
| '''🍳 (5293)''' vs 🥗 (3101)
* '''Cooking'''
* Green salad
|
* Have at it, 🍳 and 🥗!
*There can be very food-centric history books.
*If 🍳 wins this match, it will be interesting to see how far they can go.
|-
| '''🍿 (2640)''' vs 🧂 (2067)
* '''Popcorn'''
* Salt shaker
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
*This one was over before it started.
|-
| '''🍱 (4931)''' vs 🥫 (1948)
* '''Bento box'''
* Canned food
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍱 vs. 🥫.
*It is early still. Possibly too early to predict an over-all winner. But I am hearing 🏇 mentioned a fair bit.
*And 🥫 falls to 🍱. A suprising turn of events.
|-
| 🍤 (2334) vs '''🍣 (5552)'''
* Fried shrimp
* '''Sushi'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍣 vs. 🍤.
* Plenty of matches left to see. Don't go anywhere.
|-
| 🥡 (3101) vs '''🥟 (4128)'''
* Takeout box
* '''Dumpling'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🥟 vs. 🥡.
* 🥟 one, 🥡 zero.
|-
| 🦀 (3762) vs '''🦞 (4739)'''
* Crab
* '''Lobster'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🦀 vs. 🦞!
|-
| 🦐 (2421) vs '''🦑 (6162)'''
* Shrimp
* '''Squid'''
|
* Will it be 🦐 or 🦑? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
|-
| 🍦 (3804) vs '''🍨 (4698)'''
* Soft ice cream
* '''Ice cream'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🍦 or 🍨.
|-
| 🍪 (3722) vs '''🍩 (5167)'''
* Cookie
* '''Doughnut'''
|
* We will be right back with 🍩 vs. 🍪!
|-
| 🎂 (3658) vs 🧁 (3658)
* Birthday cake
* Cupcake '''(Tie - unclear how winner was chosen)'''
|
* Next up, 🎂 and 🧁.
|-
| 🍬 (1244) vs '''🍫 (6674)'''
* Candy
* '''Chocolate bar'''
|
* We will be right back with 🍫 vs. 🍬!
|-
| 🍭 (2568) vs '''🍯 (5445)'''
* Lollipop
* '''Honey pot'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🍭 or 🍯?
* Thank you for tuning in. I promise you are in for a treat today.
|-
| 🍼 (1824) vs '''🥛 (5239)'''
* Baby bottle
* '''Glass of milk'''
|
* Will it be 🍼 or 🥛? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
|-
| '''☕ (4813)''' vs 🍾 (3227)
* '''Hot beverage'''
* Bottle with popping cork
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, ☕ or 🍾.
*Time to get another feel for our audience today.
|-
| 🍷 (3021) vs '''🍹 (3561)'''
* Wine glass
* '''Tropical drink'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🍷 and 🍹! Facing off against each other again!
* Well now I am just getting thirsty.
|-
| '''🍺 (5763)''' vs 🥤 (3897)
* '''Beer mug'''
* Cup with straw
|
* Will it be 🍺 or 🥤? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
*Still thirsty!
|-
| 🍴 (3917) vs '''🥢 (4348)'''
* Fork and knife
* '''Chopsticks'''
|
* We will be right back with 🍴 vs. 🥢!
* I know which one I would choose, but I don't have time to vote!
|-
| '''🔪 (5627)''' vs 🥄 (1742)
* '''Hocho'''
* Spoon
|
* Have at it, 🔪 and 🥄!
|-
| 🏺 (2604) vs '''🧭 (4784)'''
* Amphora
* '''Compass'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🏺 and 🧭 warming up.
* You just know that 🏺 is thinking about 🏎 right now.
|-
| ⛰ (1843) vs '''🌋 (6793)'''
* Mountain
* '''Volcano'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⛰. Coming up next!
* This one was over before it started.
|-
| 🏖 (3159) vs '''🏕 (5611)'''
* Beach with umbrella
* '''Camping'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🏕 and 🏖 to go head to head.
* Time to pick your poison!
|-
| 🏟 (2537) vs '''🏝 (6180)'''
* Stadium
* '''Desert island'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
|-
| '''🏗 (4093)''' vs 🧱 (3680)
* '''Building construction'''
* Brick
|
* Oh this one should be good.
*What an amazing display of prowess from 🏗.
|-
| 🏢 (2178) vs '''🏠 (5829)'''
* Office building
* '''House building'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* 🏠 has every reason to be concerned about this match-up.
|-
| 🏨 (1367) vs '''🏥 (5326)'''
* Hotel
* '''Hospital'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🏥 and 🏨? We are about to find out.
* is $6,000,000 of one and Six million of the other, am I right?
|-
| 🏪 (3114) vs '''🗽 (4875)'''
* Convenience store
* '''Statue of liberty'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🏪 and 🗽! Facing off against each other again!
|-
| '''⛲ (4296)''' vs ⛺ (3483)
* '''Fountain'''
* Tent
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have ⛲ and ⛺ warming up.
*If you look away for a moment, you may miss your chance to send ⛺ into the later rounds.
|-
| 🌁 (3488) vs '''🌃 (4354)'''
* Foggy
* '''Night with stars'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
|-
| 🏙 (2396) vs '''🌅 (6055)'''
* Cityscape
* '''Sunrise'''
|
* Next up, 🌅 and 🏙.
* 🏙 is fully committed to this match.
|-
| 🎠 (3307) vs '''🎡 (4648)'''
* Carousel horse
* '''Ferris wheel'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🎠 or 🎡?
* Oh no. 🎠 fans are not going to like this match-up.
|-
| '''🎢 (5854)''' vs 💈 (2137)
* '''Roller coaster'''
* Barber pole
|
* Next up, 🎢 and 💈.
*This one will be filled with twists and turns!
|-
| 🚂 (3915) vs '''🚄 (4826)'''
* Steam locomotive
* '''High-speed train'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🚂 vs. 🚄.
* The future waits on no one. Let's see those hearts!
|-
| 🚇 (3395) vs '''🚝 (4881)'''
* Metro
* '''Monorail'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🚇 vs. 🚝!
* On the other hand, time and space are a matter of perspective, right?
* I guess it was that kind of a party.
|-
| 🚌 (2412) vs '''🚑 (5363)'''
* Bus
* '''Ambulance'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🚌 vs. 🚑.
* Uh oh, that can't be good for 🚌.
|-
| 🚓 (2703) vs '''🚒 (6746)'''
* Police car
* '''Fire engine'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Uh oh, that can't be good for 🚓.
* This is a classic struggle.
|-
| 🚕 (3400) vs '''🚗 (3794)'''
* Taxi
* '''Automobile'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🚕 and 🚗 warming up.
* Well that's certainly something.
|-
| 🚘 (2922) vs '''🚜 (5363)'''
* Oncoming automobile
* '''Tractor'''
|
* Next up, 🚘 and 🚜.
* This one is a real nail biter!
* If 🚘 falls today, we might start hearing serious conversations about retirement.
|-
| 🏎 (3103) vs '''🛵 (4839)'''
* Racing car
* '''Motor scooter'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🏎 and 🛵 warming up.
* Well this is just fan service. And I am ok with it.
|-
| 🛴 (2103) vs '''🚲 (6970)'''
* Scooter
* '''Bicycle'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🚲 and 🛴? We are about to find out.
* Frankly, I don't think anyone saw this coming.
|-
| 🛢 (3474) vs '''🛹 (4780)'''
* Oil drum
* '''Skateboard'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🛢 and 🛹? We are about to find out.
* And 🛢 falls to 🛹. A suprising turn of events.
|-
| '''⚓ (4816)''' vs 🚨 (2389)
* '''Anchor'''
* Police cars revolving light
|
* Welcome back, it's time for ⚓ and 🚨 to go head to head.
*Just to stress this again. Live commentary, folks. Completely unscripted and coming in hot.
*This one is a true test of the audience today.
|-
| '''⛵ (4941)''' vs 🚢 (2877)
* '''Sailboat'''
* Ship
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's ⛵ vs. 🚢!
*SAIL!
|-
| 💺 (1776) vs '''🛩 (5947)'''
* Seat
* '''Small airplane'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 💺. Coming up next!
|-
| 🚡 (3729) vs '''🚁 (4148)'''
* Aerial tramway
* '''Helicopter'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🚁 or 🚡.
* Sometimes miracles happen.
* Plenty of matches left to see. Don't go anywhere.
|-
| 🛰 (3655) vs '''🚀 (4861)'''
* Satellite
* '''Rocket'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🚀 and 🛰 to go head to head.
* 🛰 and 🚀 have been friends for a long time. I am not sure where that relationship is going to be after today.
|-
| ⏳ (3021) vs '''🛸 (5203)'''
* Hourglass with flowing sand
* '''Flying saucer'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, ⏳ or 🛸?
* This one is serious, folks.
|-
| '''⌚ (4462)''' vs ⏰ (3619)
* '''Watch'''
* Alarm clock
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⌚. Coming up next!
*If you believe in ⏰, now is the time to clap or whatever, because it is not looking good.
*If you believe in ⏰, now is the time to clap or whatever, because it is not looking good.
|-
| 🌕 (3690) vs '''🌒 (4145)'''
* Full moon symbol
* '''Waxing crescent moon symbol'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🌒. Coming up next!
* What a shocking result!
|-
| 🌡 (2829) vs '''🌙 (4432)'''
* Thermometer
* '''Crescent moon'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🌙 and 🌡! Facing off against each other again!
|-
| 🌝 (3559) vs '''🌞 (3871)'''
* Full moon with face
* '''Sun with face'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🌝. Coming up next!
|-
| ⭐ (2063) vs '''🌌 (5731)'''
* White medium star
* '''Milky way'''
|
* Uh oh. 🌌 has had words with ⭐ before. The next match will be good.
|-
| '''⛈ (5487)''' vs 🌦 (1983)
* '''Thunder cloud and rain'''
* White sun behind cloud with rain
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have ⛈ and 🌦 warming up.
*And 🌦 falls to ⛈. A suprising turn of events.
|-
| 🌨 (3646) vs '''🌪 (4139)'''
* Cloud with snow
* '''Cloud with tornado'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🌨 and 🌪! Facing off against each other again!
* Folks, I am just as stunned at the outcome as you.
|-
| 🌀 (3034) vs '''🌈 (7070)'''
* Cyclone
* '''Rainbow'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🌀 and 🌈? We are about to find out.
|-
| ☂ (2117) vs '''⚡ (5125)'''
* Umbrella
* '''High voltage sign'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite ☂. Coming up next!
|-
| '''☄ (4988)''' vs ⛄ (2602)
* '''Comet'''
* Snowman without snow
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's ☄ vs. ⛄.
*Another curious match-up with significant implications on how the rest of the day will go.
|-
| 🌊 (3356) vs '''🔥 (5286)'''
* Water wave
* '''Fire'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* I am not sure if 🌊 was prepared for today.
|-
| 🎆 (3284) vs '''🎃 (4418)'''
* Fireworks
* '''Jack-o-lantern'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🎃 or 🎆.
* This is a mystery.
|-
| 🎇 (2770) vs '''🧨 (4066)'''
* Firework sparkler
* '''Firecracker'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🎇 vs. 🧨!
* Get ready for an explosive result!
|-
| 🎈 (2619) vs '''🎉 (4673)'''
* Balloon
* '''Party popper'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* I guess it was that kind of a party.
|-
| 🎊 (2250) vs '''🎁 (4203)'''
* Confetti ball
* '''Wrapped present'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🎁 and 🎊 to go head to head.
* This one was a mess.
|-
| 🎟 (2054) vs '''🏆 (4558)'''
* Admission tickets
* '''Trophy'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🎟 and 🏆 warming up.
* Truly a dizzying win.
|-
| ⚽ (3116) vs '''🏅 (4383)'''
* Soccer ball
* '''Sports medal'''
|
* Have at it, ⚽ and 🏅!
* A dominant performance by 🏅.
|-
| '''⚾ (5479)''' vs 🥎 (2335)
* '''Baseball'''
* Softball
|
* Uh oh. 🥎 has had words with ⚾ before. The next match will be good.
*Uhhhh. I can't tell the difference here, can you?
|-
| 🏐 (3742) vs '''🏀 (4148)'''
* Volleyball
* '''Basketball and hoop'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* The ball is round, everything else is negotiable.
|-
| 🏈 (2932) vs '''🎾 (6003)'''
* American football
* '''Tennis racquet and ball'''
|
* Next up, 🎾 and 🏈.
* The ball is round ...er .... well .... uh.
|-
| 🎳 (4071) vs '''🥏 (4561)'''
* Bowling
* '''Flying disc'''
|
* We will be right back with 🎳 vs. 🥏!
* I had BOWLING BALL in my March Madness bracket. I did not do well.
* Ok. Now this is just ridiculous.
|-
| 🏑 (2742) vs '''🏏 (3810)'''
* Field hockey stick and ball
* '''Cricket bat and ball'''
|
* We will be right back with 🏏 vs. 🏑!
|-
| '''🏒 (5926)''' vs 🥍 (2291)
* '''Ice hockey stick and puck'''
* Lacrosse stick and ball
|
* Oh this one should be good.
*Floor stick vs. sky stick—who will win?
|-
| '''🏓 (5858)''' vs 🥊 (2203)
* '''Table tennis paddle and ball'''
* Boxing glove
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🏓 vs. 🥊!
|-
| ⛸ (2465) vs '''🛷 (4552)'''
* Ice skate
* '''Sled'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's ⛸ vs. 🛷.
* Foot sled vs. regular sled!
|-
| 🎯 (1539) vs '''🥌 (1873)'''
* Direct hit
* '''Curling stone'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🎯 and 🥌? We are about to find out.
|-
| '''🎮 (6798)''' vs 🔮 (2657)
* '''Video game'''
* Crystal ball
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 🎭 (2137) vs '''🎲 (4868)'''
* Performing arts
* '''Game die'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🎭 or 🎲.
|-
| '''🎨 (4172)''' vs 🧶 (2994)
* '''Artist palette'''
* Ball of yarn
|
* Uh oh. 🧶 has had words with 🎨 before. The next match will be good.
*A lot of cats clicking on screens right now.
|-
| '''👓 (4206)''' vs 🥽 (3986)
* '''Eyeglasses'''
* Goggles
|
* Have at it, 👓 and 🥽!
*Glasses vs. Science Glasses!
|-
| 👛 (1029) vs '''🧦 (5468)'''
* Purse
* '''Socks'''
|
* Have at it, 👛 and 🧦!
|-
| '''🎒 (3516)''' vs 👟 (2756)
* '''School satchel'''
* Athletic shoe
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🎒 and 👟 warming up.
*Time for school! Which one will you bring?
|-
| 👠 (1627) vs '''👑 (5203)'''
* High-heeled shoe
* '''Crown'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
|-
| '''🎩 (5611)''' vs 💄 (1719)
* '''Top hat'''
* Lipstick
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎩 vs. 💄.
*The fanciest matchup!
|-
| 💍 (1284) vs '''💎 (5973)'''
* Ring
* '''Gem stone'''
|
* Will it be 💍 or 💎? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* If you like the one on the right, put a ring on it!
|-
| 🎤 (1728) vs '''🎵 (5239)'''
* Microphone
* '''Musical note'''
|
* On deck, we have 🎤 and 🎵.
* :notes::notes::notes:
* Music!
|-
| '''🎷 (4934)''' vs 📻 (2021)
* '''Saxophone'''
* Radio
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🎷 and 📻 warming up.
*The radio and the saxophone are having a music fight. Who can be louder?
|-
| 🎺 (3427) vs '''🎸 (4388)'''
* Trumpet
* '''Guitar'''
|
* Uh oh. 🎺 has had words with 🎸 before. The next match will be good.
* Truly, this is a day that will live in the memories of everyone here.
|-
| '''🎻 (4450)''' vs 🥁 (2857)
* '''Violin'''
* Drum with drumsticks
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎻 vs. 🥁.
*You can hit either one with drumsticks, technically.
|-
| 📱 (3837) vs '''📞 (3980)'''
* Mobile phone
* '''Telephone receiver'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 📞 vs. 📱.
* 📞 is fully committed to this match.
|-
| 📠 (2877) vs '''📟 (3262)'''
* Fax machine
* '''Pager'''
|
* Uh oh. 📠 has had words with 📟 before. The next match will be good.
* This one is a toss-up in my book, folks.
* Only 15% of the people voting recognize either of these antique devices.
|-
| 🔋 (2676) vs '''💻 (4418)'''
* Battery
* '''Personal computer'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* I spoke with 💻 before the match today, and they had this to say: 💻.
* Sparks fly!
|-
| '''⌨ (5293)''' vs 🖨 (1909)
* '''Keyboard'''
* Printer
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
*A keyboard is just a reverse printer.
|-
| 🖱 (2661) vs '''💾 (6308)'''
* Three button mouse
* '''Floppy disk'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* Yes, this is live commentary.
* This one is a mystery to me, folks.
|-
| 📀 (2585) vs '''🧮 (5282)'''
* Dvd
* '''Abacus'''
|
* Will it be 📀 or 🧮? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
|-
| 📺 (2752) vs '''📷 (4543)'''
* Television
* '''Camera'''
|
* Next up, 📷 and 📺.
* 📷 certainly has its work cut out for it going up agaist 📺.
* The camera comes with a tiny TV on the back, which hardly seems fair.
|-
| 📼 (3648) vs '''🔎 (3663)'''
* Videocassette
* '''Right-pointing magnifying glass'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 📼 or 🔎?
* 🔎 has every reason to be concerned about this match-up.
* These two can combine for a very unsatisfying movie-watching experience.
|-
| 🕯 (3910) vs '''💡 (4178)'''
* Candle
* '''Electric light bulb'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 💡 and 🕯 to go head to head.
* I'm so happy to see 💡 here, after 🧠 didn't make it.
* Some would argue this one was settled in the 1800s.
|-
| 🔦 (1663) vs '''📚 (5960)'''
* Electric torch
* '''Books'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 📚 and 🔦! Facing off against each other again!
* The flashlight illuminates the pages, but it only makes the books stronger!
|-
| 📰 (2524) vs '''📜 (5491)'''
* Newspaper
* '''Scroll'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 📜. Coming up next!
* I thought we had seen everything, but look at 📜 go! Amazing!
* A faceoff between two types of ancient scrolls.
|-
| 💳 (2655) vs '''💰 (5595)'''
* Credit card
* '''Money bag'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 💰 and 💳! Facing off against each other again!
|-
| 📬 (3218) vs '''📦 (3350)'''
* Open mailbox with raised flag
* '''Package'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 📦 and 📬 warming up.
* Will the package fit in the mailbox? Vote now!
|-
| 🗳 (2403) vs '''🖋 (4691)'''
* Ballot box with ballot
* '''Lower left fountain pen'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🖋 and 🗳 to go head to head.
* The winner of this bout will go on to face The Sword.
* The winner of this bout will go on to face The Sword. Who’s mightier?
|-
| 🖌 (3530) vs '''🖍 (3897)'''
* Lower left paintbrush
* '''Lower left crayon'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🖌 and 🖍! Facing off against each other again!
* If 🖍 falls today, we might start hearing serious conversations about retirement.
* Paintbrush (hard mode) vs. Paintbrush (easy mode)
|-
| 💼 (2264) vs '''📅 (3884)'''
* Briefcase
* '''Calendar'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* You have to wonder if 💼 even wanted to be here today.
|-
| 🗒 (2430) vs '''📊 (4726)'''
* Spiral note pad
* '''Bar chart'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 📊 vs. 🗒.
* *checks notes* Yikes.
|-
| 📌 (2799) vs '''📎 (4796)'''
* Pushpin
* '''Paperclip'''
|
* Uh oh. 📎 has had words with 📌 before. The next match will be good.
* I am excited about this match. This might be my favorite early match so far.
|-
| '''✂ (3762)''' vs 🗑 (2409)
* '''Black scissors'''
* Wastebasket
|
* We will be right back with ✂ vs. 🗑!
*This is a day that ✂ has been anticipating for a long time.
|-
| 🔒 (2827) vs '''🗝 (5214)'''
* Lock
* '''Old key'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* Finally, an answer to the classic question.
|-
| 🔨 (3350) vs '''🗡 (5042)'''
* Hammer
* '''Dagger knife'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Between the two of these, you can cover almost any home improvement situation.
|-
| '''⚔ (5352)''' vs 🔫 (3734)
* '''Crossed swords'''
* Pistol
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
*Pew pew pew!
*[sword noises]
|-
| '''🏹 (4931)''' vs 🛡 (2629)
* '''Bow and arrow'''
* Shield
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🏹 vs. 🛡!
*Where is the Master Sword when you need it?
*In this match, we see Legolas take on Captain America.
|-
| 🗜 (3393) vs '''🔧 (3481)'''
* Compression
* '''Wrench'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🔧 and 🗜 warming up.
* [drops pretense of impartiality] VOTE C clamp!
|-
| '''⚖ (4961)''' vs 🧰 (1868)
* '''Scales'''
* Toolbox
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's ⚖ vs. 🧰!
*I know some of you out there had a challenging commute. Hopefully today's matches will improve your day.
*If there’s any justice in the world, the one on the left will win.
|-
| 🧪 (4134) vs '''🧲 (4519)'''
* Test tube
* '''Magnet'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🧪 or 🧲?
* Do you want super-powers? Because this is how you get super-powers!
|-
| 🔬 (2587) vs '''🧬 (5487)'''
* Microscope
* '''DNA double helix'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Do you want super-science? Because this is how you get super-science!
|-
| 📡 (3609) vs '''🔭 (4607)'''
* Satellite antenna
* '''Telescope'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 📡. Coming up next!
* This one is a real nail biter!
|-
| 🚿 (3933) vs '''🚽 (4031)'''
* Shower
* '''Toilet'''
|
* Next up, 🚽 and 🚿.
* Combine these to save time in the morning!
|-
| '''🛁 (4131)''' vs 🧷 (2740)
* '''Bathtub'''
* Safety pin
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🛁. Coming up next!
*Well that just doesn't seem fair.
|-
| 🧹 (2655) vs '''🧻 (5118)'''
* Broom
* '''Roll of paper'''
|
* Will it be 🧹 or 🧻? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
|-
| '''⚰ (4651)''' vs 🧯 (4009)
* '''Coffin'''
* Fire extinguisher
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⚰. Coming up next!
*You should have one of these handy in your house, although I guess which one is up to you.
|-
| 🆗 (5326) vs '''🆒 (5506)'''
* Squared OK
* '''Squared COOL'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🆒 and 🆗 warming up.
* Here it is, the final match before the second round!
* At least this one is going to be over quickly.
* Here it is, the final match before the second round!
|-
|}

==== Round 2====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| 😁 (5968) vs '''😅 (9223)'''
* Grinning face with smiling eyes
* '''Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😁 vs. 😅.
* What a shocking result!
* Welcome to round 2!
* Welcome to round 2! These rounds will be a little slower.
* Welcome to round 2!
|-
| '''🙃 (12578)''' vs 🤣 (5892)
* '''Upside-down face'''
* Rolling On the Floor Laughing
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🙃 or 🤣?
*Round two is serious business, folks.
*Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing is a top seed, but the upside-down smiley has a certain intriguing ambiguity. Possible upset?
|-
| 😇 (4117) vs '''😉 (10595)'''
* Smiling face with halo
* '''Winking face'''
|
* Uh oh. 😉 has had words with 😇 before. The next match will be good.
* Is it winking *at* the halo? Or is it winking at me?
* I didn't remember 😉 qualifying.
|-
| 😘 (6659) vs '''😍 (8816)'''
* Face throwing a kiss
* '''Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes'''
|
* On deck, we have 😍 and 😘.
* I expect to see a lot of hearts on the page for this one.
|-
| 😙 (2284) vs '''😛 (11620)'''
* Kissing face with smiling eyes
* '''Face with stuck-out tongue'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 😙 and 😛! Facing off against each other again!
* This one is a toss-up in my book, folks.
* Don’t you hate it when one of you sticks out your tongue right as the other goes for the kiss?
* Close one!
|-
| 😝 (6304) vs '''😜 (7167)'''
* Face with stuck-out tongue and tightly-closed eyes
* '''Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 😜. Coming up next!
|-
| 🤭 (1796) vs '''🤔 (15162)'''
* Smiling face with smiling eyes and hand covering mouth
* '''Thinking face'''
|
* Will it be 🤔 or 🤭? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* You know what the correct answer is here.
|-
| 😑 (5943) vs '''🤨 (9223)'''
* Expressionless face
* '''Face with one eyebrow raised'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 😑. Coming up next!
* 😑 certainly has its work cut out for it going up agaist 🤨.
|-
| 🙄 (5122) vs '''😏 (8486)'''
* Face with rolling eyes
* '''Smirking face'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 😏 and 🙄 to go head to head.
* Why is the one on the right looking at me like that?
|-
| 😔 (4101) vs '''😬 (8574)'''
* Pensive face
* '''Grimacing face'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 😔 or 😬?
* I don’t think either competitor wants to win this round.
* See? That's how you should feel. Starting at a humble live commentator doing live commentary.
|-
| '''😴 (8582)''' vs 🤒 (2281)
* '''Sleeping face'''
* Face with thermometer
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😴 vs. 🤒!
*Mondays, am I right?
*Two big moods enter, one leaves.
|-
| 🤕 (5579) vs '''🤮 (8136)'''
* Face with head-bandage
* '''Face with open mouth vomiting'''
|
* On deck, we have 🤕 and 🤮.
* I don't feel so good...
* Really leaving it all on the floor with this one.
|-
| 🥴 (5548) vs '''🥶 (7121)'''
* Face with uneven eyes and wavy mouth
* '''Freezing face'''
|
* On deck, we have 🥴 and 🥶.
* Ice to see you.
* I think they might be trying to ice the kicker!
|-
| '''😎 (8912)''' vs 🤠 (5576)
* '''Smiling face with sunglasses'''
* Face with cowboy hat
|
* Have at it, 😎 and 🤠!
*Howdy, I’m the sheriff of cool!
|-
| 😕 (4748) vs '''😮 (7861)'''
* Confused face
* '''Face with open mouth'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* An unexpected pairing! This should be good.
* I mean ... you can *see* the bracket so it isn't completely unexpected.
|-
| 😳 (5552) vs '''😯 (6583)'''
* Flushed face
* '''Hushed face'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 😯 and 😳! Facing off against each other again!
* Wasn't 😯 in the last match?
|-
| 😰 (2756) vs '''😭 (9508)'''
* Face with open mouth and cold sweat
* '''Loudly crying face'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* 😰 is going to have to dig deep if they want to continue.
|-
| 😣 (2674) vs '''😱 (10403)'''
* Persevering face
* '''Face screaming in fear'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* It doesn't get more real than this, folks.
|-
| 😓 (4790) vs '''😤 (7053)'''
* Face with cold sweat
* '''Face with look of triumph'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 😓 and 😤 to go head to head.
* Nice. Nice nice nice nice.
|-
| 😡 (4209) vs '''😈 (9437)'''
* Pouting face
* '''Smiling face with horns'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 😈 or 😡?
* This one is a toss-up in my book, folks.
|-
| 💩 (7681) vs '''💀 (12905)'''
* Pile of poo
* '''Skull'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 💀 vs. 💩.
* This one is going to cause some arguments.
|-
| 👽 (4888) vs '''👾 (9937)'''
* Extraterrestrial alien
* '''Alien monster'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* Space invaders: Analog vs. Digital
|-
| 😻 (5800) vs '''😺 (6451)'''
* Smiling cat face with heart-shaped eyes
* '''Smiling cat face with open mouth'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😺 vs. 😻!
* I love cats. I love every kind of cat.
|-
| 😼 (4767) vs '''🙀 (7648)'''
* Cat face with wry smile
* '''Weary cat face'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* Every. Kind. Of. Cat.
* Did someone say "V-E-T?"
|-
| 😾 (5464) vs '''💖 (7037)'''
* Pouting cat face
* '''Sparkling heart'''
|
* Next up, 💖 and 😾.
* 😾 looks pretty upset.
|-
| ❤ (7490) vs '''💯 (7881)'''
* Heavy black heart
* '''Hundred points symbol'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite ❤. Coming up next!
* Two crowd-pleasers here, folks!
* The score is Love-100
|-
| 💣 (6379) vs '''💦 (7343)'''
* Bomb
* '''Splashing sweat symbol'''
|
* Next up, 💣 and 💦.
* From where I am standing 💦 has a commanding grip on this bracket.
* Well that's certainly something.
* I know which one I would choose, but I don't have time to vote!
|-
| '''👍 (7610)''' vs 🤘 (6417)
* '''Thumbs up sign'''
* Sign of the horns
|
* On deck, we have 👍 and 🤘.
*This is going well, right? This is working for you?
|-
| '''👊 (8368)''' vs 🦵 (3323)
* '''Fisted hand sign'''
* Leg
|
* Next up, 👊 and 🦵.
*Kickpuncher or punchkicker?
|-
| 👀 (6253) vs '''🧠 (6412)'''
* Eyes
* '''Brain'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 👀 or 🧠.
* Whoever wins this one gets punched by the fist emoji in the next round. Choose wisely.
* Whoever wins this one gets punched by the fist emoji in the next round. Choose wisely.
|-
| 👅 (4726) vs '''🤦 (7496)'''
* Tongue
* '''Face palm'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 👅 or 🤦?
* Look, we are a little disappointed, too.
|-
| 👩‍🚀 (5246) vs '''👩‍🔬 (7971)'''
* Woman + Rocket
* '''Woman + Microscope'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* So, what do you want to be when you grow up?
* Neither of these professions go well with concussions.
|-
| 🧛 (2269) vs '''🧙 (13138)'''
* Vampire
* '''Mage'''
|
* We will be right back with 🧙 vs. 🧛!
* Science?
|-
| '''🚶 (6112)''' vs 🧟 (6020)
* '''Pedestrian'''
* Zombie
|
* Oh this one should be good.
*Oh no. 🚶 fans are not going to like this match-up.
*Walk for your lives!
|-
| 🕴 (5070) vs '''💃 (7283)'''
* Man in business suit levitating
* '''Dancer'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 💃. Coming up next!
* The Matrix is TWENTY YEARS OLD
* The Matrix is *TWENTY* *YEARS* *OLD*
|-
| ⛷ (4388) vs '''🤺 (7484)'''
* Skier
* '''Fencer'''
|
* On deck, we have ⛷ and 🤺.
* A slippery slope. En guard!
* The IOC has rejected this combination sport.
|-
| 🏊 (4139) vs '''🏄 (5491)'''
* Swimmer
* '''Surfer'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🏄 vs. 🏊.
* This one, too.
|-
| 🚴 (4082) vs '''🚵 (7642)'''
* Bicyclist
* '''Mountain bicyclist'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🚴 vs. 🚵!
* Why is 🚵 stuck in a box?
|-
| 🛀 (4042) vs '''🐒 (6948)'''
* Bath
* '''Monkey'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🐒 vs. 🛀.
* Uh-oh.
|-
| 🐶 (5214) vs '''🦊 (12396)'''
* Dog face
* '''Fox face'''
|
* We will be right back with 🐶 vs. 🦊!
* Again, we are getting a lot of questions on this today. This is live commentary, folks.
* 12/10 Both good doggos.
|-
| 🐱 (5182) vs '''🐈 (7578)'''
* Cat face
* '''Cat'''
|
* We will be right back with 🐈 vs. 🐱!
* EVERY. CAT.
|-
| 🐎 (4944) vs '''🐅 (9398)'''
* Horse
* '''Tiger'''
|
* Have at it, 🐅 and 🐎!
* If it were up to me, the last bracket would have eight cats and then just stop there with eight winners.
|-
| 🦌 (5619) vs '''🦄 (10318)'''
* Deer
* '''Unicorn face'''
|
* Have at it, 🦄 and 🦌!
* The IOC had some words about this pairing as well
|-
| 🐷 (5341) vs '''🐏 (8541)'''
* Pig face
* '''Ram'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🐏 and 🐷 to go head to head.
* Or side to head, or whatever. VOTE!
* That was 🐷's to give away and they did.
|-
| 🐐 (6038) vs '''🦒 (8345)'''
* Goat
* '''Giraffe face'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* Yet more Very good dogs
|-
| '''🐘 (11342)''' vs 🦛 (3614)
* '''Elephant'''
* Hippopotamus
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
*Another curious match-up with significant implications on how the rest of the day will go.
|-
| 🐹 (3660) vs '''🐿 (10713)'''
* Hamster face
* '''Chipmunk'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🐹 and 🐿! Facing off against each other again!
* We are incredibly excited to see so many fans here.
* Finally, the long-awaited showdown between Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Hamster Dance.
|-
| 🐨 (5171) vs '''🦔 (10929)'''
* Koala
* '''Hedgehog'''
|
* On deck, we have 🐨 and 🦔.
* It doesn't get more real than this, folks.
* Tree pocket cat vs. spiky cat
|-
| 🦘 (6954) vs '''🦡 (7727)'''
* Kangaroo
* '''Badger'''
|
* Will it be 🦘 or 🦡? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* If you believe in 🦘, now is the time to clap or whatever, because it is not looking good.
|-
| 🐣 (5846) vs '''🐧 (12239)'''
* Hatching chick
* '''Penguin'''
|
* We will be right back with 🐣 vs. 🐧!
* Don't count 🐣 out yet. They may have a contingent of fans just tuning in to battle.
* I thought we had seen everything, but look at 🐧 go! Amazing!
* A generational battle.
|-
| 🦆 (6558) vs '''🦉 (9674)'''
* Duck
* '''Owl'''
|
* Will it be 🦆 or 🦉? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* You just know that 🦆 is thinking about 🏥 right now.
* Duck... duck... duck... duck... owl!
|-
| '''🐢 (11594)''' vs 🦜 (3957)
* '''Turtle'''
* Parrot
|
* Uh oh. 🦜 has had words with 🐢 before. The next match will be good.
*Sometimes miracles happen.
|-
| 🐍 (5264) vs '''🐉 (6954)'''
* Snake
* '''Dragon'''
|
* Have at it, 🐉 and 🐍!
* How spiky do you like your sneks?
* Snake is currently losing to Fanfiction Snake.
* Snake is losing to Snake Fanfiction
|-
| 🐬 (7916) vs '''🐳 (9398)'''
* Dolphin
* '''Spouting whale'''
|
* On deck, we have 🐬 and 🐳.
* It's the battle of the blowholes!
|-
| '''🐙 (8799)''' vs 🦈 (3695)
* '''Octopus'''
* Shark
|
* Next up, 🐙 and 🦈.
*This one is potentially a battle between two mimic octopuses.
|-
| 🐛 (5330) vs '''🦋 (9176)'''
* Bug
* '''Butterfly'''
|
* On deck, we have 🐛 and 🦋.
* Time waits for no one.
* Another generational struggle.
|-
| 🕷 (5714) vs '''🐝 (12151)'''
* Spider
* '''Honeybee'''
|
* We will be right back with 🐝 vs. 🕷!
* 🕷 and 🐝 have been friends for a long time. I am not sure where that relationship is going to be after today.
|-
| 🌻 (6639) vs '''🦠 (10448)'''
* Sunflower
* '''Microbe'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* You *knwo* what to do, folks.
* Oh no. 🦠 fans are not going to like this match-up.
* Fresh off its victory over the aliens in War of the Worlds…
|-
| 🌲 (8099) vs '''🌵 (8194)'''
* Evergreen tree
* '''Cactus'''
|
* Will it be 🌲 or 🌵? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* DISAPPOINTED!
* both are surprisingly spiky!
* This is the closest battle in the bracket so far.
|-
| 🍇 (6548) vs '''🍉 (8681)'''
* Grapes
* '''Watermelon'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* sweet!
|-
| 🍎 (5411) vs '''🍍 (10586)'''
* Red apple
* '''Pineapple'''
|
* Have at it, 🍍 and 🍎!
* Regular apple versus Pine’s Apple
* Fancy apple holds a clear lead over Regular Apple.
|-
| '''🍓 (8877)''' vs 🥝 (7540)
* '''Strawberry'''
* Kiwifruit
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🍓 or 🥝?
*Seeds: Inside or Out?
*Outside: Seeds or Hair?
|-
| 🥔 (7800) vs '''🥑 (9580)'''
* Potato
* '''Avocado'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🥑 and 🥔 warming up.
* Fun fact: Several different analyses confirm baby boomers like avocados more than millennials!
|-
| '''🌶 (8714)''' vs 🥒 (6360)
* '''Hot pepper'''
* Cucumber
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🌶. Coming up next!
*I know some very invested audience members for this one.
|-
| '''🍄 (8929)''' vs 🥜 (5311)
* '''Mushroom'''
* Peanuts
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🍄. Coming up next!
*It's peanut butter mushroom time!
|-
| 🥨 (7003) vs '''🥐 (9204)'''
* Pretzel
* '''Croissant'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🥐 and 🥨 warming up.
* Buttery curved bread: extra-buttery or extra-curved?
|-
| 🥞 (7881) vs '''🧀 (9457)'''
* Pancakes
* '''Cheese wedge'''
|
* Will it be 🥞 or 🧀? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* I wonder what cheesy pancakes are like.
|-
| 🍔 (5917) vs '''🍕 (11407)'''
* Hamburger
* '''Slice of pizza'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🍔 and 🍕! Facing off against each other again!
* Friday Night Food Fight!
|-
| 🌮 (7714) vs '''🌯 (8885)'''
* Taco
* '''Burrito'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🌮 vs. 🌯!
* ………
* . . . . . .
|-
| 🍿 (7104) vs '''🍳 (8128)'''
* Popcorn
* '''Cooking'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🍳. Coming up next!
* The saltiest and butteriest matchup yet
|-
| 🍱 (4259) vs '''🍣 (7578)'''
* Bento box
* '''Sushi'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Hungry again. Wasn't it just lunch time?
* This part of the bracket has been *wild*
* Sushi takes the lead!
|-
| 🥟 (5804) vs '''🦞 (7681)'''
* Dumpling
* '''Lobster'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* A delicious dumpling vs some kind of large spider
|-
| 🍨 (7349) vs '''🦑 (7834)'''
* Ice cream
* '''Squid'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🍨 or 🦑.
* I think there’s another squid hiding in the ice cream bowl.
|-
| 🎂 (4175) vs '''🍩 (8454)'''
* Birthday cake
* '''Doughnut'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🍩 or 🎂.
|-
| 🍯 (4787) vs '''🍫 (7565)'''
* Honey pot
* '''Chocolate bar'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 🍫 and 🍯? We are about to find out.
* The beans vs. the bees!
|-
| '''☕ (7674)''' vs 🥛 (5344)
* '''Hot beverage'''
* Glass of milk
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's ☕ vs. 🥛!
*Would you like some coffee with your milk?
|-
| 🍹 (4901) vs '''🍺 (7490)'''
* Tropical drink
* '''Beer mug'''
|
* Uh oh. 🍺 has had words with 🍹 before. The next match will be good.
* how drunk do you want to get?
* One small glass of beer with an umbrella, please.
|-
| '''🔪 (7787)''' vs 🥢 (5468)
* '''Hocho'''
* Chopsticks
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
*The two most popular ways to eat food
|-
| '''🌋 (8706)''' vs 🧭 (4079)
* '''Volcano'''
* Compass
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
*That compass is not leading you in a good direction.
|-
| 🏝 (5445) vs '''🏕 (8722)'''
* Desert island
* '''Camping'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🏕 vs. 🏝!
|-
| 🏠 (5722) vs '''🏗 (5804)'''
* House building
* '''Building construction'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🏗 and 🏠! Facing off against each other again!
* It's building vs. building!
|-
| '''🏥 (7053)''' vs 🗽 (5981)
* '''Hospital'''
* Statue of liberty
|
* We will be right back with 🏥 vs. 🗽!
|-
| ⛲ (5498) vs '''🌃 (6519)'''
* Fountain
* '''Night with stars'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⛲. Coming up next!
|-
| 🎡 (3212) vs '''🌅 (8000)'''
* Ferris wheel
* '''Sunrise'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🌅 and 🎡! Facing off against each other again!
|-
| 🎢 (4701) vs '''🚄 (7014)'''
* Roller coaster
* '''High-speed train'''
|
* We will be right back with 🎢 vs. 🚄!
* Do you like your fast trains flat, or up-and-down?
|-
| 🚑 (4901) vs '''🚝 (7087)'''
* Ambulance
* '''Monorail'''
|
* On deck, we have 🚑 and 🚝.
|-
| 🚗 (2707) vs '''🚒 (8391)'''
* Automobile
* '''Fire engine'''
|
* Will it be 🚒 or 🚗? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
|-
| 🛵 (5344) vs '''🚜 (6475)'''
* Motor scooter
* '''Tractor'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🚜 or 🛵?
* Both of these are popular rideshare vehicles.
|-
| 🛹 (3509) vs '''🚲 (9447)'''
* Skateboard
* '''Bicycle'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🚲 vs. 🛹.
* next wave of rideshare vehicles.
|-
| '''⚓ (6608)''' vs ⛵ (6431)
* '''Anchor'''
* Sailboat
|
* Welcome back, it's time for ⚓ and ⛵ to go head to head.
*Should I stay or should I go?
|-
| 🛩 (5694) vs '''🚁 (6529)'''
* Small airplane
* '''Helicopter'''
|
* Will it be 🚁 or 🛩? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* Here in the future, flying cars are common!
|-
| 🚀 (7266) vs '''🛸 (14945)'''
* Rocket
* '''Flying saucer'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🚀 vs. 🛸.
* IFO vs UFO
|-
| ⌚ (6623) vs '''🌒 (7404)'''
* Watch
* '''Waxing crescent moon symbol'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's ⌚ vs. 🌒.
* Waxing crescent already? I must be running slow.
|-
| 🌙 (8921) vs '''🌞 (15703)'''
* Crescent moon
* '''Sun with face'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🌙 and 🌞 to go head to head.
* Two contenders as different as night and day.
* In five billion years, this battle will play out in real life with the same result.
|-
| ⛈ (9358) vs '''🌌 (17038)'''
* Thunder cloud and rain
* '''Milky way'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* Astronomers are hammering the button on the right as hard as they can.
|-
| 🌪 (9848) vs '''🌈 (11326)'''
* Cloud with tornado
* '''Rainbow'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🌈. Coming up next!
* The Wizard Of Oz (1938)
* The Wizard Of Oz (1939)
|-
| '''☄ (8014)''' vs ⚡ (7597)
* '''Comet'''
* High voltage sign
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
*The two leading theories for what killed the dinosaurs: A comet strike, or Zeus.
*Boom!
|-
| 🎃 (4112) vs '''🔥 (10407)'''
* Jack-o-lantern
* '''Fire'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🎃 or 🔥.
|-
| 🎉 (5422) vs '''🧨 (18509)'''
* Party popper
* '''Firecracker'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* How emphatic do you like your celebrations?
|-
| 🏆 (5564) vs '''🎁 (6499)'''
* Trophy
* '''Wrapped present'''
|
* Have at it, 🎁 and 🏆!
|-
| ⚾ (5404) vs '''🏅 (7337)'''
* Baseball
* '''Sports medal'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Sports fact: If you hit a medal-winner with a ball, you take their title.
|-
| 🎾 (6117) vs '''🏀 (6171)'''
* Tennis racquet and ball
* '''Basketball and hoop'''
|
* We will be right back with 🎾 vs. 🏀!
* Sports fact: If you hit a medal-winner with a ball, you take the medal (but they take first base.)
* Sports showdowns: Bouncy edition
* Would you rather play basketball with a tennis ball, or tennis with a basketball?
|-
| 🏏 (7343) vs '''🥏 (7546)'''
* Cricket bat and ball
* '''Flying disc'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🏏. Coming up next!
|-
| 🏒 (8078) vs '''🏓 (8739)'''
* Ice hockey stick and puck
* '''Table tennis paddle and ball'''
|
* Uh oh. 🏓 has had words with 🏒 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| 🛷 (7104) vs '''🥌 (7733)'''
* Sled
* '''Curling stone'''
|
* Have at it, 🛷 and 🥌!
|-
| 🎲 (11931) vs '''🎮 (14739)'''
* Game die
* '''Video game'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎮 vs. 🎲.
* Digital or analog?
* Devices or, uh, dices?
|-
| '''🎨 (5374)''' vs 👓 (4988)
* '''Artist palette'''
* Eyeglasses
|
* We will be right back with 🎨 vs. 👓!
*two ways to add color to your world
|-
| '''🎒 (4961)''' vs 🧦 (4819)
* '''School satchel'''
* Socks
|
* We will be right back with 🎒 vs. 🧦!
*You can put your feet in either of these! No one can stop you.
|-
| '''🎩 (23265)''' vs 👑 (19274)
* '''Top hat'''
* Crown
|
* Will it be 🎩 or 👑? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
*Hats for fancy people!
|-
| '''🎵 (17951)''' vs 💎 (9378)
* '''Musical note'''
* Gem stone
|
* We will be right back with 🎵 vs. 💎!
*C-notes
|-
| 🎷 (6954) vs '''🎸 (10692)'''
* Saxophone
* '''Guitar'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎷 vs. 🎸.
* I've never heard the dueling banjos played like this!
|-
| '''🎻 (11568)''' vs 📞 (8172)
* '''Violin'''
* Telephone receiver
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎻 vs. 📞.
*Can I put you on hold? I can't hang onto both of these with my chin
|-
| 💻 (7355) vs '''📟 (9348)'''
* Personal computer
* '''Pager'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 💻 and 📟! Facing off against each other again!
* Over time, computers have gotten steadily smaller.
|-
| ⌨ (3372) vs '''💾 (8550)'''
* Keyboard
* '''Floppy disk'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* fun fact: it would take the average person 20 years to type an entire floppy disk
|-
| 📷 (10623) vs '''🧮 (12401)'''
* Camera
* '''Abacus'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 🔎 (7902) vs '''💡 (12706)'''
* Right-pointing magnifying glass
* '''Electric light bulb'''
|
* On deck, we have 💡 and 🔎.
* it's mostly clicks either way.
* Both equally bad for bugs.
|-
| 📜 (4020) vs '''📚 (32459)'''
* Scroll
* '''Books'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Turning pages: hot new technology, or too much complication?
|-
| 💰 (5378) vs '''📦 (17957)'''
* Money bag
* '''Package'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Let's be real. Neither contain actual money.
|-
| 🖋 (6166) vs '''🖍 (42115)'''
* Lower left fountain pen
* '''Lower left crayon'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🖋 and 🖍! Facing off against each other again!
* Neither is coming off your walls if a kid gets ahold of them.
|-
| 📅 (3309) vs '''📊 (5217)'''
* Calendar
* '''Bar chart'''
|
* Have at it, 📅 and 📊!
* It’s cool how, if you design an emoji font, you get to tell everyone your birthday.
|-
| ✂ (4504) vs '''📎 (5846)'''
* Black scissors
* '''Paperclip'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. ✂ and 📎! Facing off against each other again!
* Look, we all have too much paper in our lives, but we all deal with it differently
* Clippy, I swear…
|-
| 🗡 (5537) vs '''🗝 (6193)'''
* Dagger knife
* '''Old key'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🗝 vs. 🗡.
* There are two ways to open doors: The easy way and the fun way.
|-
| ⚔ (5514) vs '''🏹 (7201)'''
* Crossed swords
* '''Bow and arrow'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for ⚔ and 🏹 to go head to head.
* Close-up stabby, or stabby from a ways off?
|-
| '''⚖ (6153)''' vs 🔧 (4351)
* '''Scales'''
* Wrench
|
* Will it be ⚖ or 🔧? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
*⚖ comes out on top.
|-
| 🧲 (4654) vs '''🧬 (9019)'''
* Magnet
* '''DNA double helix'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
|-
| 🚽 (4388) vs '''🔭 (8647)'''
* Toilet
* '''Telescope'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🔭 vs. 🚽.
* I got these mixed up last week and I still haven't heard the end of it.
|-
| 🛁 (4540) vs '''🧻 (11347)'''
* Bathtub
* '''Roll of paper'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🛁 and 🧻 to go head to head.
* Needed both of these after the telescope incident.
|-
| '''⚰ (7909)''' vs 🆒 (6024)
* '''Coffin'''
* Squared COOL
|
* On deck, we have ⚰ and 🆒.
*And that wraps up the round!
|-
|}

==== Round 3====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| 😅 (6285) vs '''🙃 (31589)'''
* Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat
* '''Upside-down face'''
|
* Uh oh. 🙃 has had words with 😅 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| 😍 (8430) vs '''😉 (10837)'''
* Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes
* '''Winking face'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 😉 and 😍? We are about to find out.
* Some of us are more suave than others...
|-
| 😛 (9010) vs '''😜 (10428)'''
* Face with stuck-out tongue
* '''Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye'''
|
* Uh oh. 😜 has had words with 😛 before. The next match will be good.
* Battle of the tongues
|-
| 🤨 (6519) vs '''🤔 (18849)'''
* Face with one eyebrow raised
* '''Thinking face'''
|
* Next up, 🤔 and 🤨.
* Some behind the scenes for you, folks. I know for a fact that 🤔 wanted first billing for this match and 🤨 refused to budge.
|-
| 😬 (8983) vs '''😏 (11449)'''
* Grimacing face
* '''Smirking face'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 😏 and 😬! Facing off against each other again!
|-
| '''😴 (10588)''' vs 🤮 (7773)
* '''Sleeping face'''
* Face with open mouth vomiting
|
* Have at it, 😴 and 🤮!
*🤮 opened strong and 😴 never caught up.
*I hope everyone has printed their brackets and are ready, because time waits for very few people!
*I guess it was that kind of a party.
|-
| '''😎 (11469)''' vs 🥶 (9176)
* '''Smiling face with sunglasses'''
* Freezing face
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
*🥶 has a chance here, but it is slipping away.
*What's cooler than being cool?
*What’s cooler than being cool?
*You need to be cooler than that!
|-
| 😯 (7648) vs '''😮 (7944)'''
* Hushed face
* '''Face with open mouth'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Anyone want to go bowling?
* Sometimes I spend so long deciding on which of these to use that the conversation moves on.
|-
| 😭 (7559) vs '''😱 (8894)'''
* Loudly crying face
* '''Face screaming in fear'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😭 vs. 😱.
* In these kinds of contests, everyone comes away a little hurt.
|-
| 😤 (5475) vs '''😈 (9739)'''
* Face with look of triumph
* '''Smiling face with horns'''
|
* Uh oh. 😤 has had words with 😈 before. The next match will be good.
* I don't think 😤 expected to see 😈 opposite them today.
* Devils over Cotton by a country mile. Let's see those hearts!
* This one was over before it started.
|-
| 💀 (6669) vs '''👾 (11173)'''
* Skull
* '''Alien monster'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 👾 or 💀?
* It doesn't get more real than this, folks.
|-
| 😺 (7993) vs '''🙀 (8903)'''
* Smiling cat face with open mouth
* '''Weary cat face'''
|
* On deck, we have 😺 and 🙀.
* I spoke with 🙀 before we started today. They were hoping to dodge 😺. Too bad for them.
* The next few are contests are going to break friendships.
* This one is a real nail biter!
|-
| 💯 (9859) vs '''💖 (10041)'''
* Hundred points symbol
* '''Sparkling heart'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 💖 and 💯? We are about to find out.
* I've always considered 💖 to be one of the greats.
* Starting to think 100 might go all the way.
* Starting to think 💯 might go all the way.
|-
| 👍 (9892) vs '''💦 (9960)'''
* Thumbs up sign
* '''Splashing sweat symbol'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 👍 or 💦?
* What an unexpected result!!
* Now what is going to happen here:
* We are seeing some real back and forth matches this round.
* Again, cannot stress this enough. This commentary is 100% (sorry) live.
|-
| 👊 (6867) vs '''🧠 (12115)'''
* Fisted hand sign
* '''Brain'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 👊 vs. 🧠.
* Sometimes miracles happen.
* The match-up you have been waiting for!
|-
| '''👩‍🔬 (15141)''' vs 🤦 (7172)
* '''Woman + Microscope'''
* Face palm
|
* Oh this one should be good.
*Looks like someone forgot their PPE today!
|-
| 🚶 (2581) vs '''🧙 (17413)'''
* Pedestrian
* '''Mage'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🚶 and 🧙 to go head to head.
* Another fan favorite. Can 🚶 catch up to 🧙?
* Well folks, it is not looking good for 🚶.
* In the end, there was nothing 🚶 could do to stop the power of 🧙.
|-
| 💃 (10409) vs '''🤺 (10987)'''
* Dancer
* '''Fencer'''
|
* We will be right back with 💃 vs. 🤺!
* Pointy Dancy vs. Pointy Stancy
* This one should be familiar to anyone who has tried fencing in heels.
|-
| 🏄 (7355) vs '''🚵 (10300)'''
* Surfer
* '''Mountain bicyclist'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* 🏄 has a chance here, but it is slipping away.
* Bicycle --> Unicycle --> None-cycle with left waves
* 🏄 has a chance here, but it is slipping away.
|-
| 🐒 (4784) vs '''🦊 (15635)'''
* Monkey
* '''Fox face'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🐒 and 🦊! Facing off against each other again!
* Another challenging contest of cute!
* What *does* the fox say? "NOT TODAY, MONKEY."
|-
| 🐅 (7014) vs '''🐈 (11420)'''
* Tiger
* '''Cat'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* I have taken this yoga class!
* It looks like it is Cat vs. Extremely Cat.
|-
| 🐏 (12498) vs '''🦄 (12505)'''
* Ram
* '''Unicorn face'''
|
* On deck, we have 🐏 and 🦄.
* 🐏 is an fan favorite to go far today.
* This one is a real nail biter!
* This one is a real horn-biter!
|-
| '''🐘 (11723)''' vs 🦒 (6162)
* '''Elephant'''
* Giraffe face
|
* Have at it, 🐘 and 🦒!
*Two great examples of character creator parameters set to different extremes.
|-
| 🐿 (9539) vs '''🦔 (12565)'''
* Chipmunk
* '''Hedgehog'''
|
* Have at it, 🐿 and 🦔!
* I have no idea how you are going to handle this one, folks.
* 🦔 is out to an early lead, but don't count 🐿 out just yet.
* the crowd is going nuts!
* One for the history books.
|-
| '''🐧 (14230)''' vs 🦡 (7361)
* '''Penguin'''
* Badger
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🐧 and 🦡! Facing off against each other again!
*Arriving at the party ... same party two hours later.
|-
| 🐢 (10674) vs '''🦉 (10893)'''
* Turtle
* '''Owl'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🐢 vs. 🦉!
* Yeah, we know. This one is going to sting.
* It's neck and ... very interesting neck!
* Owl standing in for Hare in this round. We're all as surprised as you are.
|-
| 🐳 (9881) vs '''🐉 (12000)'''
* Spouting whale
* '''Dragon'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🐉 and 🐳 to go head to head.
* Dry Snek vs. Wet Snek.
* A showdown between two mythical creatures!
* The dragon keeps beating real animals, even though dragons are just our animal fanfic.
* Save the whales!
|-
| '''🐙 (13431)''' vs 🦋 (6011)
* '''Octopus'''
* Butterfly
|
* On deck, we have 🐙 and 🦋.
*save the butterwhales!
*Here we have a contest between two mimic octopuses
*The octopus has over twice as many clicks, folks. This one isn’t looking close.
*The octopus has over twice as many clicks, folks. This one isn’t close.
|-
| '''🐝 (19577)''' vs 🦠 (16657)
* '''Honeybee'''
* Microbe
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
*nooooon, :butterfly:
*nooooon, butterfly (edited)
*Honeybees vs. colony collapse disorder
*I’m looking at the totals, and this one is extremely close.
*🦠 fans need to click more and faster!
*I mean, 🐝 fans need to keep clicking!
*Fun fact: You can click more than once, although if you click too much it ignores you.
*No! Save the bees!
*Bees!
|-
| 🍉 (12946) vs '''🌵 (13830)'''
* Watermelon
* '''Cactus'''
|
* Have at it, 🌵 and 🍉!
* As a dessert for saving the bees, try one of these fine desert fruits.
* Ever wonder what the inside of a cactus looks like? We’ve cut one open for you here.
|-
| 🍓 (12167) vs '''🍍 (12522)'''
* Strawberry
* '''Pineapple'''
|
* Uh oh. 🍓 has had words with 🍍 before. The next match will be good.
* What fruit is best to eat in the night? Could it be Pine’s Apple?
* The weird-textured fruit showdown features two strong competitors.
|-
| 🌶 (13812) vs '''🥑 (13975)'''
* Hot pepper
* '''Avocado'''
|
* Uh oh. 🥑 has had words with 🌶 before. The next match will be good.
* We have reached the halfway point of round 3!
* As Twitter user @jitka said, “I like avocados because they taste pretty good and also they come with a cool wood ball you get to keep”
|-
| 🍄 (11290) vs '''🥐 (11348)'''
* Mushroom
* '''Croissant'''
|
* Next up, 🍄 and 🥐.
* Don’t eat either of these if you find them on the ground in the woods.
|-
| '''🍕 (13520)''' vs 🧀 (8558)
* '''Slice of pizza'''
* Cheese wedge
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🍕 and 🧀 warming up.
*cheese: baked or not?
*pizza is just impure cheese
|-
| 🍳 (8407) vs '''🌯 (9848)'''
* Cooking
* '''Burrito'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🌯 and 🍳 warming up.
* one burrito, sunny-side up
* Now I want a burrito.
|-
| '''🍣 (11362)''' vs 🦞 (9488)
* '''Sushi'''
* Lobster
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🍣 and 🦞! Facing off against each other again!
*I thought we had seen everything, but look at 🍣 go! Amazing!
|-
| 🍩 (12192) vs '''🦑 (12893)'''
* Doughnut
* '''Squid'''
|
* On deck, we have 🍩 and 🦑.
* Do not mix these flavors.
|-
| ☕ (7248) vs '''🍫 (13919)'''
* Hot beverage
* '''Chocolate bar'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, ☕ or 🍫.
* what a cruel choice
* in which form would you like your beans?
* mocha hold the chocolate vs. mocha hold the coffee
|-
| 🍺 (11448) vs '''🔪 (12597)'''
* Beer mug
* '''Hocho'''
|
* Will it be 🍺 or 🔪? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* What an amazingly bad combination!
* Its ... a close shave.
|-
| 🏕 (6055) vs '''🌋 (13928)'''
* Camping
* '''Volcano'''
|
* They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🌋 vs. 🏕.
* What an amazingly bad combination! .... Again!
* the eruption of mt. Saint helens (artist's conception)
* ruuuuunn!
|-
| 🏥 (7225) vs '''🏗 (8415)'''
* Hospital
* '''Building construction'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🏗. Coming up next!
* the crane can build hospitals, so voting for the crane is like wishing for infinite wishes
|-
| 🌅 (7042) vs '''🌃 (10460)'''
* Sunrise
* '''Night with stars'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* all good things must come to an end
|-
| 🚄 (8128) vs '''🚝 (8903)'''
* High-speed train
* '''Monorail'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
|-
| 🚜 (6598) vs '''🚒 (8085)'''
* Tractor
* '''Fire engine'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🚒 vs. 🚜!
* We can put out your fire, or we can move it over there.
|-
| ⚓ (6987) vs '''🚲 (9001)'''
* Anchor
* '''Bicycle'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, ⚓ or 🚲.
|-
| 🚁 (3409) vs '''🛸 (12591)'''
* Helicopter
* '''Flying saucer'''
|
* Oh, this one should be good.
* Independence Day (1996)
|-
| 🌞 (6290) vs '''🌒 (11026)'''
* Sun with face
* '''Waxing crescent moon symbol'''
|
* Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🌒 vs. 🌞!
|-
| 🌈 (12417) vs '''🌌 (13194)'''
* Rainbow
* '''Milky way'''
|
* Uh oh. 🌌 has had words with 🌈 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| ☄ (7687) vs '''🔥 (8315)'''
* Comet
* '''Fire'''
|
* Have at it, ☄ and 🔥!
* Armageddon (1998)
|-
| 🎁 (5311) vs '''🧨 (9417)'''
* Wrapped present
* '''Firecracker'''
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
* Do you like surprises?
|-
| 🏀 (3729) vs '''🏅 (9083)'''
* Basketball and hoop
* '''Sports medal'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🏀 or 🏅.
* This match has me questioning 🏀's commitment.
|-
| '''🏓 (9290)''' vs 🥏 (7916)
* '''Table tennis paddle and ball'''
* Flying disc
|
* I'm looking forward to this.
*Don't blink.
|-
| 🎮 (11060) vs '''🥌 (14205)'''
* Video game
* '''Curling stone'''
|
* Welcome back, it's time for 🎮 and 🥌 to go head to head.
* Curling Simulator 2019
* If you love 🥌, you will have to show it now!
* Its a close match!
* 🎮 sweeping up
* 🥌 sweeping up
* I think 🥌 has it.
|-
| 🎒 (5682) vs '''🎨 (8574)'''
* School satchel
* '''Artist palette'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* Is the backpack Blue or Red??
* Blue or Red isn't going to matter if 🎨 keeps their lead!
* This one was over before it started.
|-
| 🎩 (9120) vs '''🎵 (10259)'''
* Top hat
* '''Musical note'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🎩 or 🎵?
* Top Hat (1935)
|-
| 🎸 (7349) vs '''🎻 (10889)'''
* Guitar
* '''Violin'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🎸 and 🎻 warming up.
* the day the music died
|-
| 📟 (3276) vs '''💾 (14470)'''
* Pager
* '''Floppy disk'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have 💾 and 📟 warming up.
* 🖍, are you watching this match?
* At this rate, 📟 will lose worse than 🎒 earlier!
|-
| 💡 (7834) vs '''🧮 (10579)'''
* Electric light bulb
* '''Abacus'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 💡 and 🧮! Facing off against each other again!
* What an illuminating contest.
* In case you were wondering, the obsolete tech bracket is coming to a close soon.
* 🧮 comes out on top.
|-
| 📦 (3650) vs '''📚 (13464)'''
* Package
* '''Books'''
|
* Uh oh. 📦 has had words with 📚 before. The next match will be good.
* Remember trees?
|-
| 📊 (7144) vs '''🖍 (8035)'''
* Bar chart
* '''Lower left crayon'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 📊 and 🖍! Facing off against each other again!
* Which crayon is the shortest
* Which crayon is the shortest?
|-
| 📎 (8114) vs '''🗝 (9019)'''
* Paperclip
* '''Old key'''
|
* Have at it, 📎 and 🗝!
* Have you considered just casting 'Knock'?
|-
| ⚖ (6910) vs '''🏹 (9251)'''
* Scales
* '''Bow and arrow'''
|
* You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⚖. Coming up next!
* I am not sure if there is anything else that 🏹 needs to prove.
|-
| 🔭 (9037) vs '''🧬 (11772)'''
* Telescope
* '''DNA double helix'''
|
* It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🔭 or 🧬?
* Pretty sure that is not how any of this works.
|-
| ⚰ (12470) vs '''🧻 (13083)'''
* Coffin
* '''Roll of paper'''
|
* Don't change that channel, folks. We have ⚰ and 🧻 warming up.
* This is the final match of round 3!
* You have died of Dysentery.
|-
|}

==== Round 4====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| 😉 (13589) vs '''🙃 (22912)'''
* Winking face
* '''Upside-down face'''
|
* Will it be 😉 or 🙃? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
* Finally! A rivalry spoke only in whispers now takes center stage.
* I see our friends in Australia have joined in the fun.
* 😉 has some time to recover, but they are going to need help.
* Down to our last minute in the match!
* 😉 never had a chance.
|-
| 😜 (6578) vs '''🤔 (25692)'''
* Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye
* '''Thinking face'''
|
* Next! Who would win in a match between 😜 and 🤔? We are about to find out.
* This match-up reminds me of something clever I heard earlier ...
* Oh! I remember what it was!
* Someone said
|-
| 😴 (11518) vs '''😏 (12506)'''
* Sleeping face
* '''Smirking face'''
|
* If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 😏 or 😴.
* Success is no stranger to 😏. Let's see if they can keep it going.
* Don't sleep on this match-up!
|-
| 😮 (18361) vs '''😎 (18415)'''
* Face with open mouth
* '''Smiling face with sunglasses'''
|
* Next up, 😎 and 😮.
* I don't know about you, but this is the match I have been waiting all day to see.
* Sunglasses pulling ahead.
* The betting markets had 😮 as favourite today, but it sure looks like 😎 is going to make it!
* It's all up to 😎 now. Can they hold 😮 back long enough to claim victory?
* The betting markets had 😮 as favourite today, but it sure looks like 😎 is going to make it!
* The gap is closing! Is there enough time for 😮 to take the lead?
* This one is coming down to the wire!
* Surprised Pikachu pulls ahead!
|-
| 😱 (4868) vs '''😈 (5411)'''
* Face screaming in fear
* '''Smiling face with horns'''
|
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 😈 and 😱! Facing off against each other again!
|-
| 👾 (18385) vs '''🙀 (18571)'''
* Alien monster
* '''Weary cat face'''
|
* 👾 and 🙀 have been friends for a long time. I am not sure where that relationship is going to be after today.
* This could get interesting if 🙀 brings out their lasers!
* This could get interesting if 👾 brings out their lasers!
* Can we go back to the laser kittens for a minute?
* laser kittens! mew mew mew!
* Uh oh. The cat cheering section seems to be slacking.
* Can the cats make a comeback and save us all?
* It's gonna be tight!
|-
| 💦 (13865) vs '''💖 (15698)'''
* Splashing sweat symbol
* '''Sparkling heart'''
|
* Someone has to win this match and someone has to lose, but you have to acknowledge the pure sportsmanship of these competitors.
* Click the link at the bottom of the comic to view the current bracket! (Just updated.)
* That last one came down to the wire, and this one's looking like it might too.
* The three other Planeteers are watching this match tensely.
* Sparkle Heart has been a surprisingly strong contender, knocking out the 100 emoji early!
* Click the link at the bottom of the comic to view the current bracket!
* Sparkle heart appears to be running away with another one.
|-
| '''👩‍🔬 (19865)''' vs 🧠 (9398)
* '''Woman + Microscope'''
* Brain
|
* This is a match that no one wanted to deal with until the end.
*what exactly is 👩‍🔬 going to do with that beaker?
*Neuroscience vs. Neuro!
*There seems to be a commotion in the audience as to whether that was a flask or a beaker.
*I *was* a beaker, but someone changed it in post!
*Looks like 👩‍🔬 is really taking 🧠 to *flask*.
|-
| 🤺 (8947) vs '''🧙 (25337)'''
* Fencer
* '''Mage'''
|
* 🤺 has been a fan favorite all day. Suprising literally no one.
* However, 🧙 has literally been disintegrating their competition all afternoon.
* What are we thinking here? 'Heat Metal'?
* Parry hotter vs Harry Potter?
|-
| 🚵 (7397) vs '''🦊 (27045)'''
* Mountain bicyclist
* '''Fox face'''
|
* This is a match that no one wanted to deal with until the end.
* several people are typing.
* 🦊 is putting 🚵 in the rear-view mirror and stepping on the gas.
* I have never seen 🦊 crush an opponent that mercilessly before.
|-
| '''🐈 (25965)''' vs 🦄 (20912)
* '''Cat'''
* Unicorn face
|
* Oh this one should be good.
*I am not sure if there is anything else that 🐈 needs to prove.
|-
| 🐘 (23083) vs '''🦔 (23975)'''
* Elephant
* '''Hedgehog'''
|
* I spoke with 🐘 before the match today, and they had this to say: 🐘.
* This is one grudge that won't be resolved soon: 🐘 never forgets.
* Hedgehog has been a strong contender but elephant is running surprisingly close.
* This is going to come down to the final seconds.
* An amazing match from 🦔.
|-
| 🐧 (19957) vs '''🦉 (22737)'''
* Penguin
* '''Owl'''
|
* There are a lot of 🐧 fans in the audience today hoping to see their champ make it through.
* Another close match in the making!
* 1 minute for 🦉 to overtake 🐧!
* I think the bird has it.
|-
| 🐉 (25129) vs '''🐙 (25238)'''
* Dragon
* '''Octopus'''
|
* You wouldn't know it to look at them right now, but 🐉 and 🐙 have been friends for years.
* I think 🐉 may have finally met their match.
* 🐙 is trying to get back in the lead. But 🐉 is not having any of it.
* The totals are back and forth!
* An unbelievably close match is down to the final minute!
* It’s neck and neck, despite one being all neck and the other having none.
* The final seconds are here. Who will take the final lead?
|-
| 🌵 (17985) vs '''🐝 (18691)'''
* Cactus
* '''Honeybee'''
|
* 🌵 has really suprised me today.
* another close match. Are all of the contests going to be like this now?
|-
| '''🍍 (19728)''' vs 🥑 (18099)
* '''Pineapple'''
* Avocado
|
* 🍍 continues to show why they are just the dominant force to be reckoned with today.
*Avocado Toast or Pineapple Pizza
*Avocado Toast or Pineapple Pizza?
|-
| '''🍕 (19207)''' vs 🥐 (11100)
* '''Slice of pizza'''
* Croissant
|
* Oh this one should be good.
*Pineapple pizza isn't real pizza
*There are two correct answers here. Choose wisely.
*Pizzas are like croissant tacos
*Looks like 🥐 is getting roasted.
*🥐 burn so easily. Who knew?
|-
| 🌯 (16204) vs '''🍣 (17599)'''
* Burrito
* '''Sushi'''
|
* 🌯 came to play. It is so obvious.
* why do we have to choose?
* I have definitely eaten food that was described as both of these.
|-
| 🍫 (17503) vs '''🦑 (18313)'''
* Chocolate bar
* '''Squid'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* No No Nothing about this is good.
* 🍫 is pretty sweet, but I'm a sucker for 🦑
|-
| '''🌋 (18049)''' vs 🔪 (7144)
* '''Volcano'''
* Hocho
|
* 🌋 has been a fan favorite all day. Suprising literally no one.
*before the knives come out of the mountain they're technically called "magma"
*before knives come out of a mountain they're technically called 'magma'
|-
| 🏗 (7355) vs '''🌃 (12660)'''
* Building construction
* '''Night with stars'''
|
* Oh this one should be good.
* Has anyone ever seen one of these without the other? Hmm.
* 163
|-
| 🚒 (4736) vs '''🚝 (9570)'''
* Fire engine
* '''Monorail'''
|
* 🚒 is dedicating this match to someone very special in their lives.
|-
| 🚲 (11477) vs '''🛸 (14994)'''
* Bicycle
* '''Flying saucer'''
|
* 🚲 has really suprised me today.
* E.T. (1982)
|-
| 🌒 (7313) vs '''🌌 (15975)'''
* Waxing crescent moon symbol
* '''Milky way'''
|
* I am very excited to see 🌌 still in this competition.
* This battle is out of this world!
|-
| '''🔥 (13588)''' vs 🧨 (8239)
* '''Fire'''
* Firecracker
|
* This is a match with a special meaning for 🔥.
*Uh oh, this is one of those battles where nobody wins.
*🔥 bolting ahead with an alarming lead against 🧨
*Take cover folks, this looks like it's going to be a hot one.
*aaaaaand boom goes the dynamite!
|-
| 🏅 (9309) vs '''🏓 (11409)'''
* Sports medal
* '''Table tennis paddle and ball'''
|
* I am very excited to see 🏅 still in this competition.
* Ohhhhhhhh. That one is going to leave a mark.
|-
| 🎨 (11242) vs '''🥌 (20329)'''
* Artist palette
* '''Curling stone'''
|
* Look at where you came from 🎨. Look at where you started! You would think that this would be enough.
* C'mon baby put the rock in the house
|-
| 🎵 (10452) vs '''🎻 (11806)'''
* Musical note
* '''Violin'''
|
* 🎵 came to play. It is so obvious.
* It is a battle as old as time itself. 🎵 and 🎻! Facing off against each other again!
* No, that's not the iTunes logo
* 🎻's tuning might be working against them right now.
|-
| '''💾 (16887)''' vs 🧮 (13339)
* '''Floppy disk'''
* Abacus
|
* 💾 is dedicating this match to someone very special in their lives.
*Welcome back to the Obsolete Technology Dome!
*MicroSD Card is watching closely at this battle of two square data storage options
|-
| 🖍 (6157) vs '''📚 (16083)'''
* Lower left crayon
* '''Books'''
|
* This is going to be a challenge for 📚.
* 📚 really left a mark on 🖍 in their last match.
* 🖍 really left a mark on 📚 in their last match.
|-
| '''🏹 (14112)''' vs 🗝 (11789)
* '''Bow and arrow'''
* Old key
|
* 🏹 is looking fierce, but 🗝 is having none of it.
|-
| 🧻 (8107) vs '''🧬 (24415)'''
* Roll of paper
* '''DNA double helix'''
|
* 🧬 came to play. It is so obvious.
* 🧻 and 🧬 are neck and neck here in the final bout of round 3!
* when either is missing, you're in trouble
* And 🧻 falls to 🧬. A suprising turn of events.
|-
|}

==== Round 5====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| 🙃 (77562) vs '''🤔 (85714)'''
* Upside-down face
* '''Thinking face'''
|
* all remaining rounds will be 26 minutes
* all remaining bouts will be 26 minutes
* Sometimes I think they've gone too far with plastic surgery
* This one's a fitting start to the round of 32, don't you think?
* Spiderman (2002)
* these vote totals are getting *close*! 🤔
* up is down, down is up! 🤔
* up is down, down is up! 🙃
* 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
* Getting knocked out in the round of 32 🙃
|-
| 😎 (35129) vs '''😏 (35485)'''
* Smiling face with sunglasses
* '''Smirking face'''
|
* 😎 and 😏 have been friends for a long time. I am not sure where that relationship is going to be after today.
* wink wink vs nudge nudge
* The Blues Brothers (1980)
* Can't read my p-p-p-poker face"
* Can't read my p-p-p-poker face
* David Caruso, is that you
* explicit vs. implicit
|-
| 🙀 (34060) vs '''😈 (46401)'''
* Weary cat face
* '''Smiling face with horns'''
|
* Are we about to see a huge upset?
* The devil went down to kittytown
* We're not sure which of these is a more accurate representation of a cat
* Both of them like to make your life hell.
* Which side are the Hellcats cheering for?
* 9 circles of hell. 9 lives. COINCIDENCE?
* Better the devil you know than the one you pet.
|-
| 💖 (15594) vs '''👩‍🔬 (43035)'''
* Sparkling heart
* '''Woman + Microscope'''
|
* This is a match that no one wanted to deal with until the end.
* Love Potion No. 9 (1963)
* The shine seems to be wearing off for sparkle heart.
* The shine seems to be wearing off for sparkle heart. What's in that flask?
|-
| 🦊 (48941) vs '''🧙 (49275)'''
* Fox face
* '''Mage'''
|
* 🦊 has really suprised me today.
* :leaves:: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn targeting Devilthorn Fox
* G: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn targeting Devilthorn Fox
|-
| 🐈 (32862) vs '''🦔 (42994)'''
* Cat
* '''Hedgehog'''
|
* I don't care if you are a 🐈 fan or a 🦔 fan, you have to admire their work here today.
* Scoring of this bout might be delayed, we're having to re-calibrate our cuteness meter.
|-
| 🐙 (38553) vs '''🦉 (204094)'''
* Octopus
* '''Owl'''
|
* Someone has to win this match and someone has to lose, but you have to acknowledge the pure sportsmanship of these competitors.
* This staring contest began hours before the match started.
* You obviously like owls.
|-
| 🍍 (25531) vs '''🐝 (28801)'''
* Pineapple
* '''Honeybee'''
|
* 🍍 is dedicating this match to someone very special in their lives.
* Neither of these really go well with a bonnet.
|-
| 🍕 (30696) vs '''🍣 (33247)'''
* Slice of pizza
* '''Sushi'''
|
* We didn't expect 🍕 to show up today, and ... well ... we are just as suprised as you!
* It's come down to this... which one is going to get taken out.
* In Toronto, this isn't even a competition.
|-
| '''🌋 (24884)''' vs 🦑 (20329)
* '''Volcano'''
* Squid
|
* There was never any doubt in my mind that 🌋 would be right here, right now.
*Finally the mastermind has an appropriate lair
|-
| 🌃 (21192) vs '''🚝 (24042)'''
* Night with stars
* '''Monorail'''
|
* I am very excited to see 🌃 still in this competition.
|-
| '''🌌 (25884)''' vs 🛸 (14803)
* '''Milky way'''
* Flying saucer
|
* 🌌 has been a fan favorite all day. Suprising literally no one.
*Will we go to the stars, or will the stars come to us?
|-
| 🏓 (13494) vs '''🔥 (17154)'''
* Table tennis paddle and ball
* '''Fire'''
|
* 🏓 continues to show why they are just the dominant force to be reckoned with today.
* Would you rather be on fire, or on fire?
* Have you ever seen a ping pong paddle on fire? Me neither.
|-
| '''🎻 (26281)''' vs 🥌 (26221)
* '''Violin'''
* Curling stone
|
* 🎻 certainly has its work cut out for it going up agaist 🥌.
*Which do you prefer, classical or house?
|-
| 📚 (16770) vs '''💾 (19628)'''
* Books
* '''Floppy disk'''
|
* 💾 had an interesting previous round. Let's see what they do now.
* One of these is a universal icon for saving data, and the other is a floppy.
* The Persistence of Memory (1931)
|-
| 🏹 (9717) vs '''🧬 (20370)'''
* Bow and arrow
* '''DNA double helix'''
|
* We didn't expect 🏹 to show up today, and ... well ... we are just as suprised as you!
* The latest ad targeting technology is pretty scary.
|-
|}

==== Round 6====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| 😏 (17357) vs '''🤔 (23903)'''
* Smirking face
* '''Thinking face'''
|
* Look at where you came from 😏. Look at where you started! You would think that this would be enough.
* I know something you don't know.
* How do you know for sure that your votes are doing anything?
|-
| 😈 (11306) vs '''👩‍🔬 (30208)'''
* Smiling face with horns
* '''Woman + Microscope'''
|
* This is a match with a special meaning for 👩‍🔬.
* The scientific method's problem is that the devil's in the details.
|-
| 🧙 (26205) vs '''🦔 (27999)'''
* Mage
* '''Hedgehog'''
|
* 🦔 had an interesting previous round. Let's see what they do now.
* Hedge magic is generally more pragmatic than other forms of sorcery.
* The wizard didn't do it
|-
| 🐝 (21941) vs '''🦉 (28070)'''
* Honeybee
* '''Owl'''
|
* 🐝 came to play. It is so obvious.
* Of course we all know about the Owls and the Bees
* The Owlbee is a lesser known, but beloved D&D monster.
* The Owlbee is a lesser known, but beloved D and D monster.
* The Owlbee is a lesser known, but beloved DnD monster.
* Owls well that ends well
|-
| 🍣 (27026) vs '''🌋 (33364)'''
* Sushi
* '''Volcano'''
|
* 🌋 is dedicating this match to someone very special in their lives.
* Cooked or raw?
* Sushi is tasty, but the volcano offers free delivery.
* Click the link at the bottom for a just-updated bracket!
* Sushi has received a technical disqualification for being very very cooked
|-
| '''🌌 (36285)''' vs 🚝 (17405)
* '''Milky way'''
* Monorail
|
* 🌌 continues to show why they are just the dominant force to be reckoned with today.
*~future~
*The red carpet is empty tonight; the sky is full of stars.
*NIGHT TRAIN!
*Spaaaaaaaaace
|-
| 🎻 (26806) vs '''🔥 (32652)'''
* Violin
* '''Fire'''
|
* 🎻 is dedicating this match to someone very special in their lives.
* Either can kill if used indiscriminately.
* And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
* That fiddle-playing is [fire emoji], but that fire emoji is [actual fire].
* That 🎻 is 🔥, but that 🔥 is actual 🔥.
* Click the link below the comic to see the current round of 32! (just updated)
* Click the link at the bottom to see the current round of 32! (just updated)
* That 🎻 is 🔥, but that 🔥 is actual 🔥.
|-
| 💾 (57577) vs '''🧬 (58313)'''
* Floppy disk
* '''DNA double helix'''
|
* Look at where you came from 💾. Look at where you started! You would think that this would be enough.
* Magnets work on both of these, right?
* Fun fact: Your genome could fit on just a few hundred floppy disks.
* This is the final match of the round, determining whether 💾 or 🧬 makes it into the Elite Eight.
* These two have been neck-and-neck through the whole bout.
* The “3d-printed save icon” is pulling ahead in the home stretch!
* This is a close one!
* Fun fact: Your genome could fit on just a few hundred floppy disks.
|-
|}

==== Round 7 - Quarterfinals====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| '''👩‍🔬 (113683)''' vs 🤔 (108653)
* '''Woman + Microscope'''
* Thinking face
|
* Nearly tied at 40,000 votes each!
*Nearly tied at 50,000 votes each!
*👩‍🔬 has the lead, but 🤔 points out it’s not a statistically significant difference.
*🤔 has the lead, but 👩‍🔬 points out it’s not a statistically significant difference.
*🤔 pulls ahead, but reminds everyone that it’s not a statistically significant lead.
*👩‍🔬 pulls ahead, but reminds everyone that it’s not a statistically significant lead.
*Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*👩‍🔬 is ahead, but reminds everyone that it’s not statistically significant.
*👩‍🔬 appears to be leading, but more studies are needed.
*🤔
|-
| 🦉 (103212) vs '''🦔 (105260)'''
* Owl
* '''Hedgehog'''
|
* I've always considered 🦉 to be one of the greats.
* sky cat vs. pointy cat
* This bout will decide which animal emoji advances to the final 4.
* The main difference between these two is the number of potentially flying spines.
* This one's going to be close.
* One might say this was neck and neck if either of these had one.
* 🦔 just barely squeaking in a victory.
|-
| 🌋 (105716) vs '''🌌 (175099)'''
* Volcano
* '''Milky way'''
|
* 🌋 had an interesting previous round. Let's see what they do now.
* Star stuff or regurgitated star stuff?
* This is secretly a referendum on air pollution.
* “Earth” and “Space” have each sent their most exciting representatives
* 🌋 is going to go extinct at this rate.
* This combination led to the cretaceous extinction.
* It’s looking like 🌌 will advance to the final 4.
* Good (starry) Night!
|-
| '''🔥 (178121)''' vs 🧬 (159553)
* '''Fire'''
* DNA double helix
|
* Did you know the melting point of DNA depends on the information it encodes?
*Jurassic Park III (2001)
*🧬 pulled ahead early, but 🔥 has closed the gap.
*🧬 is pulling away!
*Click the link below to see the current bracket!
*🧬 seems eager to move up the ladder.
*Whatever happens, this one will have a twist ending.
*🧬 has pulled ahead in the home stretch!
*🔥 has pulled ahead in the home stretch!
*🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
|-
|}

==== Round 8 - Semifinals====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| 👩‍🔬 (285263) vs '''🦔 (285736)'''
* Woman + Microscope
* '''Hedgehog'''
|
* 👩‍🔬 defeated [purple devil face] and [sparkling heart] to get here.
* 👩‍🔬 defeated the wizard and then beat out the rest of the animal quadrant.
* 🦔 defeated the wizard and then beat out the rest of the animal quadrant.
* With over a quarter of a million votes, this one is coming down to the wire.
* In the final minutes, 🦔 is opening up the first real lead of the bout!
* 🦔 fans had better keep clicking!
* 👩‍🔬 is ahead but 🦔 is closing the gap!
* It’s virtually tied going into the final minute! Keep clicking!
* 🦔 pulls ahead!
* Science!
|-
| '''🌌 (281040)''' vs 🔥 (155282)
* '''Milky way'''
* Fire
|
* Without oxygen, there’s no 🔥.
*Space fire fact: If we detect fire on exoplanets, it may indicate life. Oxygen is volatile and shouldn’t persist in an atmosphere without something replenishing it.
*Space fire fact: If we detect fire on exoplanets, it may indicate life. Oxygen is volatile and shouldn’t persist in an atmosphere without replenishment.
*Just how much fire is there in a star, anyway?
*The winner of this match will go on to face hedgehog in the finals.
*The galaxy is running away with this one.
*Click the link below for the bracket! (Change the 32 to 128 for a larger one.)
*Space is running away so fast with this one we're seeing red shift.
*Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace
*Space ran away with that one so fast it redshifted.
|-
|}

==== Round 9 - Final====
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| '''🌌 (710129)''' vs 🦔 (682919)
* '''Milky way'''
* Hedgehog
|
* 🦔 is in the lead!
*🌌 has pulled ahead again!
*🦔 is slowly trying to close the gap that 🌌 managed to open.
*🦔 is catching up!
*🦔 is in the lead, 🌌 hot on its tail.
*🌌 beginning to expand its lead again.
*Over a million votes have been cast!
*🌌 in the lead, but 🦔 isn't out of this yet.
*This is it folks, the final moments...
*🌌 takes it!
|-
|}

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[[Category:April fools' comics]]
[[Category:Interactive comics]]
[[Category:Comics with animation]]
[[Category:Comics with color]]
[[Category:Emoji]]
[[Category:Sport]]

2131: Emojidome

2019-04-02T12:07:41Z

ẞ qwertz: /* Alternative viewers */ updated

{{comic
| number = 2131
| date = April 1, 2019
| title = Emojidome
| image = emojidome.png
| titletext = 🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼🤼
}}
*To experience the interactivity, visit the {{xkcd|2131|original comic}}.

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Created by 😇. Needs more elaboration on font influencing emoji..}}

This is the ninth [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]] released by [[Randall]]. The previous fools comic was [[1975: Right Click]] from Sunday April 1, 2018.

The title is a reference to the movie ''{{w|Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome}},'' which had the tagline: "Two men enter. One man leaves." The "Thunderdome" in the film is a gladiatorial arena where conflicts are resolved by a duel to the death.

In the interactive comic, which began at noon ET (16:00 UTC) on April 1, 2019, users are shown two emoji, and vote for their favorite. In the first round, the voting period for each bout lasted 37.5 seconds. The voting period for each bout doubled for the second, third, and fourth rounds. The voting period for each bout for the fifth round through the end was 26 minutes. The entire bracket is expected to take 24 hours 6 minutes.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Round !! Start (ET) !! Start (UTC) !! Bouts !! Bout length !! Round length
|-
| 1 || 12:00 || 16:00 || 256 || 37.5 s || 2 h 40 m
|-
| 2 || 14:40 || 18:40 || 128 || 1 m 15 s || 2 h 40 m
|-
| 3 || 17:20 || 21:20 || 64 || 2 m 30 s || 2 h 40 m
|-
| 4 || 20:00 || 0:00 || 32 || 5 m || 2 h 40 m
|-
| 5 || 22:40 || 2:40 || 16 || 26 m || 6 h 56 m
|-
| 6 || 5:36 || 9:36 || 8 || 26 m || 3 h 28 m
|-
| 7* || 9:04 || 13:04 || 4 || 26 m || 1 h 44 m
|-
| 8* || 10:48 || 14:48 || 2 || 26 m || 52 m
|-
| 9* || 11:40 || 15:40 || 1 || 26 m || 26 m
|}

<nowiki>*</nowiki> projected

The competing candidates are periodically overlaid with heart emojis that float up from the vote button oscillating in a triangle wave pattern before disappearing above the candidate. Below, the results of past bouts are shown with the "loser" displayed in greyscale. Supposedly, the emoji will be eliminated one-by-one until there are a final two emoji facing off, with the one most voted-for being crowned the best emoji. This is likely a parody of March Madness.

The commentary appears to suggest that there's some real-time feedback from the results of the competition, for instance "It seems like our friends over Australia is joining the fun" appeared in the commentary. So does "We are getting a lot of questions on this today. This is live commentary, folks." https://i.imgur.com/8kPwjou.png, directly declaring that the commentary is live.

Note that the schedule might show different emoji pictures than the main voting screen, presumably because of fonts. The image is pre-rendered.

The competing candidates are chosen in order of unicode value at first, resulting in similar emojis being compared. Examples include:

😜 squaring off against 😛 - two emoji playfully sticking their tongues out

🤩 squaring off against 😍 - two smiling emojis with symbols for eyes

😂 squaring off with 🤣 - two emojis that are crying in laughter/joy.

The title text consists of the wrestlers emoji (🤼) eight times over. If it appears to be nonsense, then your browser may not be parsing the title text correctly.

It appears the eggplant emoji (🍆) and the peach emoji (🍑) have been left out of the bracket.

A robot face announcer-emoji (🤖) and a link to the full bracket was added at 38 minutes in.
https://www.xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket.png shows 512 emojis in a single-elimination tournament.
https://www.xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket_256.png was added later and shows the 256 emojis that competed on the second round.
https://www.xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket_round_3.png was added for the third round. https://www.xkcd.com/2131/emojidome_bracket_round_4.png was added for the fourth round.

It is not clear how the winner is decided when both emoji tie for first. This has happened once in 🧁 vs. 🎂 with 3658 points each, where 🎂 was declared winner.

==Alternative viewers==

Real live data with results (clicks) can be seen as JSON-websocket at '''https://emojidome.xkcd.com/2131/socket'''

A live (user-created) vote tally can be found at '''https://emojidome.playcode.io/'''. Thanks Andy! (live updates)

'''http://srv-01.valo.media/''' has a tally with more details, such as all the comments from the announcer. (live updates)

'''https://phiresky.github.io/emojidome/''' is a [https://www.reddit.com/r/xkcd/comments/b89zz1/emojidome_live_bracket_viewer/ redditor-made] live bracket display (live updates)

'''https://dancoates.github.io/emojidome/index.html''' is a [https://www.reddit.com/r/xkcd/comments/b8g3av/emojidome_trend_viewer/ redditor-made] graph of the current match-up.

==Transcript==
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:[A tournament bracket tree is shown with eight participants each on the left and right side, for a total of sixteen, all of which are the 😰 emoji (a face with eyebrows, one teardrop and a blue forehead). From both sides towards the middle the brackets reduce to eight, then four, two, and one line where the latter join to a rectangle in the middle.]

:Visit xkcd.com to participate

:If you ''are'' on xkcd.com, then you're seeing this
:because of something something JavaScript.

:Listen, websites are hard 😰

===Round 1===
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Competitors and score !! Commentary
|-
| 😀 (0) vs 😁 (0) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 😀. Coming up next!
|-
| 😆 (207) vs 😅 (251) || Next up, 😅 and 😆. I'm really looking forward to everything we're going to see today.
|-
| 😂 (772) vs 🤣 (824) || Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 🙂 (939) vs 🙃 (1494) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🙂. Coming up next! You think this is something, folks, well... we're just getting started.
|-
| 😊 (857) vs 😉 (1774) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😉 vs. 😊.
|-
| 🥰 (1392) vs 😇 (1417) || Welcome back, it's time for 😇 and 🥰 to go head to head.
|-
| 🤩 (1447) vs 😍 (2159) || We will be right back with 😍 vs. 🤩!
|-
| 😗 (1045) vs 😘 (2595) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😗 vs. 😘. This is a day that 😗 has been anticipating for a long time.
|-
| 😚 (1619) vs 😙 (1770) || Have at it, 😙 and 😚! If you are just joining us, fear not! You haven't missed much.
|-
| 😋 (1549) vs 😛 (2644) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 😋 or 😛? 😋 stole that win.
|-
| 🤪 (2085) vs 😜 (2302) || Next up, 😜 and 🤪. 😜 didn't do their homework.
|-
| 🤑 (1372) vs 😝 (2568) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 😝 and 🤑 warming up.
|-
| 🤗 (1598) vs 🤭 (2316) || Next up, 🤗 and 🤭. Sometimes miracles happen.
|-
| 🤫 (734) vs 🤔 (4374) || Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 🤐 (1119) vs 🤨 (2928) || We will be right back with 🤐 vs. 🤨! Not sure which way this one goes.
|-
| 😐 (1506) vs 😑 (1665) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😐 vs. 😑. One for the history books.
|-
| 😶 (2437) vs 😏 (2659) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 😏 or 😶? This one was over before it started.
|-
| 😒 (1562) vs 🙄 (2692) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 😒 or 🙄.
|-
| 🤥 (1137) vs 😬 (3345) || Oh this one should be good. No surprises here. 🤥 skates to an easy win. I hope everyone has printed their brackets and are ready, because time waits for very few people! No surprises here. 😬 skates to an easy win.
|-
| 😌 (1980) vs 😔 (2238) || Next! Who would win in a match between 😌 and 😔? We are about to find out. 😔 comes out on top.
|-
| 🤤 (1957) vs 😴 (2770) || Oh, this one should be good. A dominant performance by 😴.
|-
| 😷 (1760) vs 🤒 (2629) || Welcome back, it's time for 😷 and 🤒 to go head to head. In the end, there was nothing 😷 could do to stop the power of 🤒.
|-
| 🤢 (2270) vs 🤕 (2648) || Next up, 🤕 and 🤢. 🤕 stole that win.
|-
| 🤧 (2325) vs 🤮 (3260) || Will it be 🤧 or 🤮? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. 🤮 opened strong and 🤧 never caught up.
|-
| 🥵 (1884) vs 🥶 (3983) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🥵. Coming up next! I have never seen 🥶 crush an opponent that mercilessly before.
|-
| 😵 (2920) vs 🥴 (3762) || Oh this one should be good. That was 😵's to give away and they did.
|-
| 🤯 (3055) vs 🤠 (3110) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🤠 vs. 🤯. However this ends up, someone got blown away.
|-
| 🥳 (2201) vs 😎 (4316) || On deck, we have 😎 and 🥳. I guess it was that kind of a party.
|-
| 😟 (2184) vs 😕 (3663) || Uh oh. 😟 has had words with 😕 before. The next match will be good. 😕 one, 😟 zero.
|-
| ☹ (1638) vs 😮 (5498) || Next up, ☹ and 😮. I hope everyone has printed their brackets and are ready, because time waits for very few people!
|-
| 😲 (2383) vs 😯 (3904) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 😯 and 😲 warming up. And 😲 falls to 😯. A suprising turn of events.
|-
| 😧 (3063) vs 😳 (3754) || We will be right back with 😧 vs. 😳! This one was over before it started.
|-
| 😨 (2082) vs 😰 (4050) || Oh, this one should be good. Well, this doesn't look good.
|-
| 😢 (2095) vs 😭 (5108) || Have at it, 😢 and 😭! This one's a real tear-jerker.
|-
| 😖 (2039) vs 😱 (4758) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 😖 or 😱. 😱 stole that win.
|-
| 😞 (2879) vs 😣 (3528) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😞 vs. 😣! This one's painful.
|-
| 😩 (2785) vs 😓 (3231) || On deck, we have 😓 and 😩. It's early yet, folks. The coffee hasn't kicked in.
|-
| 😫 (1827) vs 😤 (4871) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😤 vs. 😫! I didn't remember 😫 qualifying. I think they snuck in.
|-
| 😠 (1866) vs 😡 (5192) || Will it be 😠 or 😡? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. It is astounding how much competition we have in store for today.
|-
| 🤬 (3072) vs 😈 (4225) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😈 vs. 🤬! Speak of the devil...
|-
| 👿 (2341) vs 💀 (4739) || We will be right back with 👿 vs. 💀! It has been a long road for 💀 to get to competing on the world stage.
|-
| 🤡 (2514) vs 💩 (4829) || Have at it, 💩 and 🤡! I think we all know how this is going to go.
|-
| 👻 (3680) vs 👽 (3983) || Have at it, 👻 and 👽!
|-
| 🏰 (2715) vs 👾 (4412) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🏰 vs. 👾. 👾 opened strong and 🏰 never caught up.
|-
| 😸 (3334) vs 😺 (3542) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😸 vs. 😺. This one is serious, folks.
|-
| 😹 (2778) vs 😻 (3702) || Welcome back, it's time for 😹 and 😻 to go head to head. The hearts are my favorite part. It all comes down to love. And that really says something.
|-
| 😽 (1815) vs 😼 (3991) || I'm looking forward to this. Sometimes miracles happen.
|-
| 😿 (1189) vs 🙀 (4682) || On deck, we have 😿 and 🙀.
|-
| 💋 (2122) vs 😾 (3837) || Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 💌 (1659) vs 💖 (3386) || Next! Who would win in a match between 💌 and 💖? We are about to find out. 💌 is an fan favorite to go far today.
|-
| 💔 (1920) vs ❤ (3904) || Uh oh. 💔 has had words with ❤ before. The next match will be good.
|-
| 🖤 (2940) vs 💯 (3866) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 💯 and 🖤! Facing off against each other again! A dominant performance by 💯.
|-
| 💥 (3055) vs 💦 (3843) || Welcome back, it's time for 💥 and 💦 to go head to head. Like fire and water.
|-
| 🕳 (2476) vs 💣 (4063) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 💣 and 🕳 warming up. This one was a mess.
|-
| 🤞 (2246) vs 🤘 (4845) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🤘. Coming up next! It feels like these early matches are over almost before they begin.
|-
| 👎 (2231) vs 👍 (5077) || Will it be 👍 or 👎? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. Nice to see the support for positivity.
|-
| 🙏 (3114) vs 👊 (4861) || Have at it, 👊 and 🙏! I don't think 🙏 expected to see 👊 opposite them today.
|-
| 💅 (2366) vs 🦵 (4060) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 💅 or 🦵? If 🦵 wins this match, it will be interesting to see how far they can go.
|-
| 🦷 (1409) vs 🧠 (5821) || Oh this one should be good.
|-
| 🦴 (2198) vs 👀 (4052) || Uh oh. 🦴 has had words with 👀 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| 👄 (1712) vs 👅 (4648) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 👄 and 👅 warming up.
|-
| 👶 (1414) vs 🤦 (5666) || Uh oh. 🤦 has had words with 👶 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| 🤷 (2385) vs 👩‍🔬 (6374) || Have at it, 👩‍🔬 and 🤷!
|-
| 🦸 (2302) vs 👩‍🚀 (5502) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 👩‍🚀 or 🦸?
|-
| 🧚 (1909) vs 🧙 (6294) || Uh oh. 🧚 has had words with 🧙 before. The next match will be good. There are some titanic match-ups that could happen today. Yes, this is live commentary. We have only just started, folks. Stay tuned for more amazing contests!
|-
| 🧜 (3835) vs 🧛 (3840) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🧛. Coming up next! Not sure which way this one goes.
|-
| 💆 (2815) vs 🧟 (3747) || Next up, 💆 and 🧟. That's just a typical Monday for you.
|-
| 💇 (3029) vs 🚶 (3055) || We will be right back with 💇 vs. 🚶! It's going to be a busy day, folks. Remember to pace yourself.
|-
| 🏃 (2239) vs 💃 (5833) || On deck, we have 🏃 and 💃. Make some noise! Show 🏃 and 💃 some love! That was 🏃's to give away and they did.
|-
| 🕺 (1990) vs 🕴 (5035) || We will be right back with 🕴 vs. 🕺! I spoke with 🕴 before we started today. They were hoping to dodge 🕺. Too bad for them.
|-
| 🏇 (2563) vs 🤺 (5157) || Have at it, 🏇 and 🤺! Never bring a sword to a horse fight.
|-
| 🏂 (3762) vs ⛷ (4510) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's ⛷ vs. 🏂! We have a lot of excited fans in the audience.
|-
| 🏌 (2557) vs 🏄 (6285) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🏄 or 🏌? Ok! Let's see those hearts! I have never seen 🏄 crush an opponent that mercilessly before.
|-
| ⛹ (2793) vs 🏊 (5994) || Have at it, ⛹ and 🏊!
|-
| 🏋 (2300) vs 🚴 (8063) || Will it be 🏋 or 🚴? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. Right now the crowd is chanting 🏋! 🏋! An early sign of a favorite?
|-
| 🤾 (4698) vs 🚵 (5650) || We will be right back with 🚵 vs. 🤾! It's neck and neck!
|-
| 👤 (2195) vs 🛀 (5529) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 👤 and 🛀 warming up.
|-
| 🦍 (3336) vs 🐒 (4644) || Oh, this one should be good.
|-
| 🐕 (3458) vs 🐶 (4004) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🐕. Coming up next! Mostly a matter of perspective.
|-
| 🐺 (2774) vs 🦊 (6024) || Oh, this one should be good. Again, small variations make all the difference.
|-
| 🦝 (4017) vs 🐱 (4931) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🐱 vs. 🦝. 🦝 is an fan favorite to go far today. 🐱 stole that win.
|-
| 🦁 (3957) vs 🐈 (5046) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🐈 and 🦁 warming up. Again, we are getting a lot of questions on this today. This is live commentary, folks. We have a lot of excited fans in the audience.
|-
| 🐆 (2186) vs 🐅 (6280) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐅 or 🐆? Stripes or Spots, Stripes or Spots
|-
| 🐴 (3722) vs 🐎 (4120) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🐎 and 🐴? We are about to find out. I've got your horse right here.
|-
| 🦓 (3486) vs 🦄 (6830) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🦄 and 🦓? We are about to find out. I think we all know how this is going to go. It was neck and neck until the very end, but some necks are longer than others.
|-
| 🐮 (3658) vs 🦌 (5111) || Uh oh. 🦌 has had words with 🐮 before. The next match will be good. This is a close one!
|-
| 🐖 (3568) vs 🐷 (5175) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🐖. Coming up next! Who will bring home the bacon?
|-
| 🐗 (2576) vs 🐏 (6073) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐏 or 🐗?
|-
| 🐪 (3329) vs 🐐 (5304) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐐 or 🐪?
|-
| 🦙 (4397) vs 🦒 (5164) || Uh oh. 🦙 has had words with 🦒 before. The next match will be good. It's neck and neck! I hope 🦙 comes back next year. It would be a sham to see it all end like this.
|-
| 🦏 (3804) vs 🐘 (4809) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐘 or 🦏? We'll never forget this.
|-
| 🐁 (4039) vs 🦛 (4085) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🐁 or 🦛?
|-
| 🐀 (2994) vs 🐹 (4580) || Will it be 🐀 or 🐹? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. Today is also about settling scores, there is no doubt about that for some of our contestants.
|-
| 🐰 (1865) vs 🐿 (5175) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🐰 or 🐿. Its about reflexes.
|-
| 🦇 (3648) vs 🦔 (4507) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🦇 vs. 🦔. This one is a toss-up in my book, folks.
|-
| 🐻 (2686) vs 🐨 (5059) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🐨 vs. 🐻! Ok! You know what to do! Let's see those hearts!
|-
| 🐼 (2896) vs 🦘 (5185) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🐼 and 🦘? We are about to find out. It's exciting to look around and see so many joining us from all over the world. One for the history books.
|-
| 🦃 (2553) vs 🦡 (5483) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🦃 and 🦡! Facing off against each other again! That was a stinker of a battle, if you ask me.
|-
| 🐓 (2883) vs 🐣 (5153) || Welcome back, it's time for 🐓 and 🐣 to go head to head.
|-
| 🕊 (2432) vs 🐧 (5951) || We will be right back with 🐧 vs. 🕊!
|-
| 🦅 (3871) vs 🦆 (4800) || Uh oh. 🦆 has had words with 🦅 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| 🦢 (1613) vs 🦉 (7025) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🦉 vs. 🦢. 🦉 didn't do their homework. I hope everyone has printed their brackets and are ready, because time waits for very few people! Yes, this is live commentary. 🦉 one, 🦢 zero.
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| 🦚 (4333) vs 🦜 (4803) || Oh, this one should be good. I know some very invested audience members for this one.
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| 🐊 (3986) vs 🐢 (6403) || I'm looking forward to this.
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| 🦎 (4415) vs 🐍 (5378) || Have at it, 🐍 and 🦎! In the end, there was nothing 🐍 could do to stop the power of 🦎. Did you just see that!? Plenty of matches left to see. Don't go anywhere.
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| 🦕 (4855) vs 🐉 (5359) || Have at it, 🐉 and 🦕! One for the history books.
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| 🦖 (5411) vs 🐳 (5445) || I'm looking forward to this. Again, another difficult match-up for our audience.
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| 🐟 (1639) vs 🐬 (8071) || Will it be 🐟 or 🐬? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. I know which one I would choose, but I don't have time to vote!
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| 🐡 (2307) vs 🦈 (6544) || Have at it, 🐡 and 🦈! 🦈 opened strong and 🐡 never caught up.
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| 🐚 (1590) vs 🐙 (8224) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🐙 vs. 🐚. This one was over before it started.
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| 🐌 (4816) vs 🦋 (4835) || We will be right back with 🐌 vs. 🦋! The hearts are flying on this one!
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| 🐜 (3194) vs 🐛 (5132) || I'm looking forward to this. 🐜 didn't do their homework.
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| 🐞 (3561) vs 🐝 (5804) || On deck, we have 🐝 and 🐞. This one is a true test of the audience today. Will luck be a ladybug tonight? Amazing!
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| 🦗 (4195) vs 🕷 (4806) || Uh oh. 🦗 has had words with 🕷 before. The next match will be good. And 🦗 falls to 🕷. A suprising turn of events.
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| 🦂 (3853) vs 🦠 (4971) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🦂 and 🦠? We are about to find out. Nope. Nope nope nope nope.
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| 🌷 (3767) vs 🌻 (4374) || We will be right back with 🌷 vs. 🌻! Now that's more like it.
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| 🌳 (1973) vs 🌲 (6563) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🌲 or 🌳. Who would have thought, eh?
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| 🌴 (3876) vs 🌵 (5468) || Oh, this one should be good. In the end, there was nothing 🌴 could do to stop the power of 🌵.
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| 🍈 (2617) vs 🍇 (5319) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🍇 or 🍈? Folks, I am just as stunned at the outcome as you.
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| 🍋 (4186) vs 🍉 (4720) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍉 vs. 🍋. I just don't know why they can't find common ground. 🍉 one, 🍋 zero.
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| 🍌 (4704) vs 🍍 (5525) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🍌 and 🍍 warming up. Ok! Let's see those hearts! I guess it was that kind of a party.
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| 🥭 (3830) vs 🍎 (5111) || I'm looking forward to this.
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| 🍏 (2703) vs 🍓 (6403) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🍏 or 🍓? We might be close to some matches the audience is expecting or hoping to see today. Berry nice!
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| 🍅 (3002) vs 🥝 (5348) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍅 vs. 🥝.
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| 🥥 (3840) vs 🥑 (5759) || On deck, we have 🥑 and 🥥. Somehow, someone will blame millenials for this.
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| 🥕 (4577) vs 🥔 (4620) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🥔 and 🥕? We are about to find out. Ahhh the age old question, 🥕 or 🥔.
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| 🌽 (4074) vs 🌶 (5087) || Have at it, 🌶 and 🌽!
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| 🥬 (2694) vs 🥒 (5472) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🥒. Coming up next! Not sure which way this one goes.
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| 🥦 (2707) vs 🍄 (5850) || Will it be 🍄 or 🥦? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. Folks, we are nearly halfway through the first bracket! Again, we are getting a lot of questions on this today. This is live commentary, folks. Into the second half of the first round. That was 🥦's to give away and they did.
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| 🌰 (2698) vs 🥜 (6225) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🌰 or 🥜? I am not even sure what I am looking at here.
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| 🍞 (2934) vs 🥐 (6465) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍞 vs. 🥐. Well, I know who I would vote for.
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| 🥖 (4800) vs 🥨 (5136) || We will be right back with 🥖 vs. 🥨!
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| 🥯 (2470) vs 🥞 (5926) || Uh oh. 🥯 has had words with 🥞 before. The next match will be good. Now I am just hungry.
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| 🥩 (3959) vs 🧀 (6225) || Oh this one should be good. Truly a battle for the ages.
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| 🍟 (3719) vs 🍔 (5352) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🍔 and 🍟 warming up.
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| 🌭 (1340) vs 🍕 (7881) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🌭 or 🍕.
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| 🥪 (2869) vs 🌮 (6417) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🌮 or 🥪? I'll be honest, even I voted in that last one. There are some titanic match-ups that could happen today. One for the history books.
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| 🥚 (3868) vs 🌯 (5359) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🌯 or 🥚? 🥚 is an fan favorite to go far today. One for the history books.
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| 🥗 (3101) vs 🍳 (5293) || Have at it, 🍳 and 🥗! There can be very food-centric history books. If 🍳 wins this match, it will be interesting to see how far they can go.
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| 🧂 (2067) vs 🍿 (2640) || Oh, this one should be good. This one was over before it started.
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| 🥫 (1948) vs 🍱 (4931) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍱 vs. 🥫. It is early still. Possibly too early to predict an over-all winner. But I am hearing 🏇 mentioned a fair bit. And 🥫 falls to 🍱. A suprising turn of events.
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| 🍤 (2334) vs 🍣 (5552) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🍣 vs. 🍤. Plenty of matches left to see. Don't go anywhere.
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| 🥡 (3101) vs 🥟 (4128) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🥟 vs. 🥡. 🥟 one, 🥡 zero.
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| 🦀 (3762) vs 🦞 (4739) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🦀 vs. 🦞!
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| 🦐 (2421) vs 🦑 (6162) || Will it be 🦐 or 🦑? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
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| 🍦 (3804) vs 🍨 (4698) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🍦 or 🍨.
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| 🍪 (3722) vs 🍩 (5167) || We will be right back with 🍩 vs. 🍪!
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| 🎂 (3658) vs 🧁 (3658) || Next up, 🎂 and 🧁.
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| 🍬 (1244) vs 🍫 (6674) || We will be right back with 🍫 vs. 🍬!
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| 🍭 (2568) vs 🍯 (5445) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🍭 or 🍯? Thank you for tuning in. I promise you are in for a treat today.
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| 🍼 (1824) vs 🥛 (5239) || Will it be 🍼 or 🥛? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
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| 🍾 (3227) vs ☕ (4813) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, ☕ or 🍾. Time to get another feel for our audience today.
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| 🍷 (3021) vs 🍹 (3561) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🍷 and 🍹! Facing off against each other again! Well now I am just getting thirsty.
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| 🥤 (3897) vs 🍺 (5763) || Will it be 🍺 or 🥤? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. Still thirsty!
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| 🍴 (3917) vs 🥢 (4348) || We will be right back with 🍴 vs. 🥢! I know which one I would choose, but I don't have time to vote!
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| 🥄 (1742) vs 🔪 (5627) || Have at it, 🔪 and 🥄!
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| 🏺 (2604) vs 🧭 (4784) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🏺 and 🧭 warming up. You just know that 🏺 is thinking about 🏎 right now.
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| ⛰ (1843) vs 🌋 (6793) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⛰. Coming up next! This one was over before it started.
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| 🏖 (3159) vs 🏕 (5611) || Welcome back, it's time for 🏕 and 🏖 to go head to head. Time to pick your poison!
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| 🏟 (2537) vs 🏝 (6180) || I'm looking forward to this.
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| 🧱 (3680) vs 🏗 (4093) || Oh this one should be good. What an amazing display of prowess from 🏗.
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| 🏢 (2178) vs 🏠 (5829) || Oh, this one should be good. 🏠 has every reason to be concerned about this match-up.
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| 🏨 (1367) vs 🏥 (5326) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🏥 and 🏨? We are about to find out. is $6,000,000 of one and Six million of the other, am I right?
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| 🏪 (3114) vs 🗽 (4875) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🏪 and 🗽! Facing off against each other again!
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| ⛺ (3483) vs ⛲ (4296) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have ⛲ and ⛺ warming up. If you look away for a moment, you may miss your chance to send ⛺ into the later rounds.
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| 🌁 (3488) vs 🌃 (4354) || I'm looking forward to this.
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| 🏙 (2396) vs 🌅 (6055) || Next up, 🌅 and 🏙. 🏙 is fully committed to this match.
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| 🎠 (3307) vs 🎡 (4648) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🎠 or 🎡? Oh no. 🎠 fans are not going to like this match-up.
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| 💈 (2137) vs 🎢 (5854) || Next up, 🎢 and 💈. This one will be filled with twists and turns!
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| 🚂 (3915) vs 🚄 (4826) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🚂 vs. 🚄. The future waits on no one. Let's see those hearts!
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| 🚇 (3395) vs 🚝 (4881) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🚇 vs. 🚝! On the other hand, time and space are a matter of perspective, right? I guess it was that kind of a party.
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| 🚌 (2412) vs 🚑 (5363) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🚌 vs. 🚑. Uh oh, that can't be good for 🚌.
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| 🚓 (2703) vs 🚒 (6746) || Oh, this one should be good. Uh oh, that can't be good for 🚓. This is a classic struggle.
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| 🚕 (3400) vs 🚗 (3794) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🚕 and 🚗 warming up. Well that's certainly something.
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| 🚘 (2922) vs 🚜 (5363) || Next up, 🚘 and 🚜. This one is a real nail biter! If 🚘 falls today, we might start hearing serious conversations about retirement.
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| 🏎 (3103) vs 🛵 (4839) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🏎 and 🛵 warming up. Well this is just fan service. And I am ok with it.
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| 🛴 (2103) vs 🚲 (6970) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🚲 and 🛴? We are about to find out. Frankly, I don't think anyone saw this coming.
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| 🛢 (3474) vs 🛹 (4780) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🛢 and 🛹? We are about to find out. And 🛢 falls to 🛹. A suprising turn of events.
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| 🚨 (2389) vs ⚓ (4816) || Welcome back, it's time for ⚓ and 🚨 to go head to head. Just to stress this again. Live commentary, folks. Completely unscripted and coming in hot. This one is a true test of the audience today.
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| 🚢 (2877) vs ⛵ (4941) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's ⛵ vs. 🚢! SAIL!
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| 💺 (1776) vs 🛩 (5947) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 💺. Coming up next!
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| 🚡 (3729) vs 🚁 (4148) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🚁 or 🚡. Sometimes miracles happen. Plenty of matches left to see. Don't go anywhere.
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| 🛰 (3655) vs 🚀 (4861) || Welcome back, it's time for 🚀 and 🛰 to go head to head. 🛰 and 🚀 have been friends for a long time. I am not sure where that relationship is going to be after today.
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| ⏳ (3021) vs 🛸 (5203) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, ⏳ or 🛸? This one is serious, folks.
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| ⏰ (3619) vs ⌚ (4462) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⌚. Coming up next! If you believe in ⏰, now is the time to clap or whatever, because it is not looking good. If you believe in ⏰, now is the time to clap or whatever, because it is not looking good.
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| 🌕 (3690) vs 🌒 (4145) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🌒. Coming up next! What a shocking result!
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| 🌡 (2829) vs 🌙 (4432) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🌙 and 🌡! Facing off against each other again!
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| 🌝 (3559) vs 🌞 (3871) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🌝. Coming up next!
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| ⭐ (2063) vs 🌌 (5731) || Uh oh. 🌌 has had words with ⭐ before. The next match will be good.
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| 🌦 (1983) vs ⛈ (5487) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have ⛈ and 🌦 warming up. And 🌦 falls to ⛈. A suprising turn of events.
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| 🌨 (3646) vs 🌪 (4139) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🌨 and 🌪! Facing off against each other again! Folks, I am just as stunned at the outcome as you.
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| 🌀 (3034) vs 🌈 (7070) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🌀 and 🌈? We are about to find out.
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| ☂ (2117) vs ⚡ (5125) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite ☂. Coming up next!
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| ⛄ (2602) vs ☄ (4988) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's ☄ vs. ⛄. Another curious match-up with significant implications on how the rest of the day will go.
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| 🌊 (3356) vs 🔥 (5286) || Oh, this one should be good. I am not sure if 🌊 was prepared for today.
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| 🎆 (3284) vs 🎃 (4418) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🎃 or 🎆. This is a mystery.
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| 🎇 (2770) vs 🧨 (4066) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🎇 vs. 🧨! Get ready for an explosive result!
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| 🎈 (2619) vs 🎉 (4673) || I'm looking forward to this. I guess it was that kind of a party.
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| 🎊 (2250) vs 🎁 (4203) || Welcome back, it's time for 🎁 and 🎊 to go head to head. This one was a mess.
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| 🎟 (2054) vs 🏆 (4558) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🎟 and 🏆 warming up. Truly a dizzying win.
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| ⚽ (3116) vs 🏅 (4383) || Have at it, ⚽ and 🏅! A dominant performance by 🏅.
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| 🥎 (2335) vs ⚾ (5479) || Uh oh. 🥎 has had words with ⚾ before. The next match will be good. Uhhhh. I can't tell the difference here, can you?
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| 🏐 (3742) vs 🏀 (4148) || Oh this one should be good. The ball is round, everything else is negotiable.
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| 🏈 (2932) vs 🎾 (6003) || Next up, 🎾 and 🏈. The ball is round ...er .... well .... uh.
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| 🎳 (4071) vs 🥏 (4561) || We will be right back with 🎳 vs. 🥏! I had BOWLING BALL in my March Madness bracket. I did not do well. Ok. Now this is just ridiculous.
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| 🏑 (2742) vs 🏏 (3810) || We will be right back with 🏏 vs. 🏑!
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| 🥍 (2291) vs 🏒 (5926) || Oh this one should be good. Floor stick vs. sky stick—who will win?
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| 🥊 (2203) vs 🏓 (5858) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🏓 vs. 🥊!
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| ⛸ (2465) vs 🛷 (4552) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's ⛸ vs. 🛷. Foot sled vs. regular sled!
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| 🎯 (1539) vs 🥌 (1873) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🎯 and 🥌? We are about to find out.
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| 🔮 (2657) vs 🎮 (6798) || Oh, this one should be good.
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| 🎭 (2137) vs 🎲 (4868) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🎭 or 🎲.
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| 🧶 (2994) vs 🎨 (4172) || Uh oh. 🧶 has had words with 🎨 before. The next match will be good. A lot of cats clicking on screens right now.
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| 🥽 (3986) vs 👓 (4206) || Have at it, 👓 and 🥽! Glasses vs. Science Glasses!
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| 👛 (1029) vs 🧦 (5468) || Have at it, 👛 and 🧦!
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| 👟 (2756) vs 🎒 (3516) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🎒 and 👟 warming up. Time for school! Which one will you bring?
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| 👠 (1627) vs 👑 (5203) || Oh this one should be good.
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| 💄 (1719) vs 🎩 (5611) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎩 vs. 💄. The fanciest matchup!
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| 💍 (1284) vs 💎 (5973) || Will it be 💍 or 💎? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. If you like the one on the right, put a ring on it!
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| 🎤 (1728) vs 🎵 (5239) || On deck, we have 🎤 and 🎵. :notes::notes::notes: Music!
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| 📻 (2021) vs 🎷 (4934) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🎷 and 📻 warming up. The radio and the saxophone are having a music fight. Who can be louder?
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| 🎺 (3427) vs 🎸 (4388) || Uh oh. 🎺 has had words with 🎸 before. The next match will be good. Truly, this is a day that will live in the memories of everyone here.
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| 🥁 (2857) vs 🎻 (4450) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎻 vs. 🥁. You can hit either one with drumsticks, technically.
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| 📱 (3837) vs 📞 (3980) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 📞 vs. 📱. 📞 is fully committed to this match.
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| 📠 (2877) vs 📟 (3262) || Uh oh. 📠 has had words with 📟 before. The next match will be good. This one is a toss-up in my book, folks. Only 15% of the people voting recognize either of these antique devices.
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| 🔋 (2676) vs 💻 (4418) || Oh this one should be good. I spoke with 💻 before the match today, and they had this to say: 💻. Sparks fly!
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| 🖨 (1909) vs ⌨ (5293) || Oh, this one should be good. A keyboard is just a reverse printer.
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| 🖱 (2661) vs 💾 (6308) || I'm looking forward to this. Yes, this is live commentary. This one is a mystery to me, folks.
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| 📀 (2585) vs 🧮 (5282) || Will it be 📀 or 🧮? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
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| 📺 (2752) vs 📷 (4543) || Next up, 📷 and 📺. 📷 certainly has its work cut out for it going up agaist 📺. The camera comes with a tiny TV on the back, which hardly seems fair.
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| 📼 (3648) vs 🔎 (3663) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 📼 or 🔎? 🔎 has every reason to be concerned about this match-up. These two can combine for a very unsatisfying movie-watching experience.
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| 🕯 (3910) vs 💡 (4178) || Welcome back, it's time for 💡 and 🕯 to go head to head. I'm so happy to see 💡 here, after 🧠 didn't make it. Some would argue this one was settled in the 1800s.
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| 🔦 (1663) vs 📚 (5960) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 📚 and 🔦! Facing off against each other again! The flashlight illuminates the pages, but it only makes the books stronger!
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| 📰 (2524) vs 📜 (5491) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 📜. Coming up next! I thought we had seen everything, but look at 📜 go! Amazing! A faceoff between two types of ancient scrolls.
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| 💳 (2655) vs 💰 (5595) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 💰 and 💳! Facing off against each other again!
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| 📬 (3218) vs 📦 (3350) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 📦 and 📬 warming up. Will the package fit in the mailbox? Vote now!
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| 🗳 (2403) vs 🖋 (4691) || Welcome back, it's time for 🖋 and 🗳 to go head to head. The winner of this bout will go on to face The Sword. The winner of this bout will go on to face The Sword. Who’s mightier?
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| 🖌 (3530) vs 🖍 (3897) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🖌 and 🖍! Facing off against each other again! If 🖍 falls today, we might start hearing serious conversations about retirement. Paintbrush (hard mode) vs. Paintbrush (easy mode)
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| 💼 (2264) vs 📅 (3884) || Oh, this one should be good. You have to wonder if 💼 even wanted to be here today.
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| 🗒 (2430) vs 📊 (4726) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 📊 vs. 🗒. *checks notes* Yikes.
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| 📌 (2799) vs 📎 (4796) || Uh oh. 📎 has had words with 📌 before. The next match will be good. I am excited about this match. This might be my favorite early match so far.
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| 🗑 (2409) vs ✂ (3762) || We will be right back with ✂ vs. 🗑! This is a day that ✂ has been anticipating for a long time.
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| 🔒 (2827) vs 🗝 (5214) || Oh this one should be good. Finally, an answer to the classic question.
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| 🔨 (3350) vs 🗡 (5042) || Oh, this one should be good. Between the two of these, you can cover almost any home improvement situation.
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| 🔫 (3734) vs ⚔ (5352) || I'm looking forward to this. Pew pew pew! [sword noises]
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| 🛡 (2629) vs 🏹 (4931) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🏹 vs. 🛡! Where is the Master Sword when you need it? In this match, we see Legolas take on Captain America.
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| 🗜 (3393) vs 🔧 (3481) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🔧 and 🗜 warming up. [drops pretense of impartiality] VOTE C clamp!
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| 🧰 (1868) vs ⚖ (4961) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's ⚖ vs. 🧰! I know some of you out there had a challenging commute. Hopefully today's matches will improve your day. If there’s any justice in the world, the one on the left will win.
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| 🧪 (4134) vs 🧲 (4519) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🧪 or 🧲? Do you want super-powers? Because this is how you get super-powers!
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| 🔬 (2587) vs 🧬 (5487) || Oh, this one should be good. Do you want super-science? Because this is how you get super-science!
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| 📡 (3609) vs 🔭 (4607) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 📡. Coming up next! This one is a real nail biter!
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| 🚿 (3933) vs 🚽 (4031) || Next up, 🚽 and 🚿. Combine these to save time in the morning!
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| 🧷 (2740) vs 🛁 (4131) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🛁. Coming up next! Well that just doesn't seem fair.
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| 🧹 (2655) vs 🧻 (5118) || Will it be 🧹 or 🧻? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
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| 🧯 (4009) vs ⚰ (4651) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⚰. Coming up next! You should have one of these handy in your house, although I guess which one is up to you.
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| 🆗 (5326) vs 🆒 (5506) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🆒 and 🆗 warming up. Here it is, the final match before the second round! At least this one is going to be over quickly. Here it is, the final match before the second round!
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===Round 2===
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| 😁 (5968) vs 😅 (9223) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😁 vs. 😅. What a shocking result! Welcome to round 2! Welcome to round 2! These rounds will be a little slower. Welcome to round 2!
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| 🤣 (5892) vs 🙃 (12578) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🙃 or 🤣? Round two is serious business, folks. Rolling-on-the-floor-laughing is a top seed, but the upside-down smiley has a certain intriguing ambiguity. Possible upset?
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| 😇 (4117) vs 😉 (10595) || Uh oh. 😉 has had words with 😇 before. The next match will be good. Is it winking *at* the halo? Or is it winking at me? I didn't remember 😉 qualifying.
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| 😘 (6659) vs 😍 (8816) || On deck, we have 😍 and 😘. I expect to see a lot of hearts on the page for this one.
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| 😙 (2284) vs 😛 (11620) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 😙 and 😛! Facing off against each other again! This one is a toss-up in my book, folks. Don’t you hate it when one of you sticks out your tongue right as the other goes for the kiss? Close one!
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| 😝 (6304) vs 😜 (7167) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 😜. Coming up next!
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| 🤭 (1796) vs 🤔 (15162) || Will it be 🤔 or 🤭? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. You know what the correct answer is here.
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| 😑 (5943) vs 🤨 (9223) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 😑. Coming up next! 😑 certainly has its work cut out for it going up agaist 🤨.
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| 🙄 (5122) vs 😏 (8486) || Welcome back, it's time for 😏 and 🙄 to go head to head. Why is the one on the right looking at me like that?
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| 😔 (4101) vs 😬 (8574) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 😔 or 😬? I don’t think either competitor wants to win this round. See? That's how you should feel. Starting at a humble live commentator doing live commentary.
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| 🤒 (2281) vs 😴 (8582) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😴 vs. 🤒! Mondays, am I right? Two big moods enter, one leaves.
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| 🤕 (5579) vs 🤮 (8136) || On deck, we have 🤕 and 🤮. I don't feel so good... Really leaving it all on the floor with this one.
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| 🥴 (5548) vs 🥶 (7121) || On deck, we have 🥴 and 🥶. Ice to see you. I think they might be trying to ice the kicker!
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| 🤠 (5576) vs 😎 (8912) || Have at it, 😎 and 🤠! Howdy, I’m the sheriff of cool!
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| 😕 (4748) vs 😮 (7861) || I'm looking forward to this. An unexpected pairing! This should be good. I mean ... you can *see* the bracket so it isn't completely unexpected.
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| 😳 (5552) vs 😯 (6583) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 😯 and 😳! Facing off against each other again! Wasn't 😯 in the last match?
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| 😰 (2756) vs 😭 (9508) || Oh, this one should be good. 😰 is going to have to dig deep if they want to continue.
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| 😣 (2674) vs 😱 (10403) || Oh, this one should be good. It doesn't get more real than this, folks.
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| 😓 (4790) vs 😤 (7053) || Welcome back, it's time for 😓 and 😤 to go head to head. Nice. Nice nice nice nice.
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| 😡 (4209) vs 😈 (9437) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 😈 or 😡? This one is a toss-up in my book, folks.
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| 💩 (7681) vs 💀 (12905) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 💀 vs. 💩. This one is going to cause some arguments.
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| 👽 (4888) vs 👾 (9937) || I'm looking forward to this. Space invaders: Analog vs. Digital
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| 😻 (5800) vs 😺 (6451) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 😺 vs. 😻! I love cats. I love every kind of cat.
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| 😼 (4767) vs 🙀 (7648) || Oh this one should be good. Every. Kind. Of. Cat. Did someone say "V-E-T?"
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| 😾 (5464) vs 💖 (7037) || Next up, 💖 and 😾. 😾 looks pretty upset.
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| ❤ (7490) vs 💯 (7881) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite ❤. Coming up next! Two crowd-pleasers here, folks! The score is Love-100
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| 💣 (6379) vs 💦 (7343) || Next up, 💣 and 💦. From where I am standing 💦 has a commanding grip on this bracket. Well that's certainly something. I know which one I would choose, but I don't have time to vote!
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| 🤘 (6417) vs 👍 (7610) || On deck, we have 👍 and 🤘. This is going well, right? This is working for you?
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| 🦵 (3323) vs 👊 (8368) || Next up, 👊 and 🦵. Kickpuncher or punchkicker?
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| 👀 (6253) vs 🧠 (6412) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 👀 or 🧠. Whoever wins this one gets punched by the fist emoji in the next round. Choose wisely. Whoever wins this one gets punched by the fist emoji in the next round. Choose wisely.
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| 👅 (4726) vs 🤦 (7496) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 👅 or 🤦? Look, we are a little disappointed, too.
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| 👩‍🚀 (5246) vs 👩‍🔬 (7971) || Oh, this one should be good. So, what do you want to be when you grow up? Neither of these professions go well with concussions.
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| 🧛 (2269) vs 🧙 (13138) || We will be right back with 🧙 vs. 🧛! Science?
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| 🧟 (6020) vs 🚶 (6112) || Oh this one should be good. Oh no. 🚶 fans are not going to like this match-up. Walk for your lives!
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| 🕴 (5070) vs 💃 (7283) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 💃. Coming up next! The Matrix is TWENTY YEARS OLD The Matrix is *TWENTY* *YEARS* *OLD*
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| ⛷ (4388) vs 🤺 (7484) || On deck, we have ⛷ and 🤺. A slippery slope. En guard! The IOC has rejected this combination sport.
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| 🏊 (4139) vs 🏄 (5491) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🏄 vs. 🏊. This one, too.
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| 🚴 (4082) vs 🚵 (7642) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🚴 vs. 🚵! Why is 🚵 stuck in a box?
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| 🛀 (4042) vs 🐒 (6948) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🐒 vs. 🛀. Uh-oh.
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| 🐶 (5214) vs 🦊 (12396) || We will be right back with 🐶 vs. 🦊! Again, we are getting a lot of questions on this today. This is live commentary, folks. 12/10 Both good doggos.
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| 🐱 (5182) vs 🐈 (7578) || We will be right back with 🐈 vs. 🐱! EVERY. CAT.
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| 🐎 (4944) vs 🐅 (9398) || Have at it, 🐅 and 🐎! If it were up to me, the last bracket would have eight cats and then just stop there with eight winners.
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| 🦌 (5619) vs 🦄 (10318) || Have at it, 🦄 and 🦌! The IOC had some words about this pairing as well
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| 🐷 (5341) vs 🐏 (8541) || Welcome back, it's time for 🐏 and 🐷 to go head to head. Or side to head, or whatever. VOTE! That was 🐷's to give away and they did.
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| 🐐 (6038) vs 🦒 (8345) || I'm looking forward to this. Yet more Very good dogs
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| 🦛 (3614) vs 🐘 (11342) || Oh, this one should be good. Another curious match-up with significant implications on how the rest of the day will go.
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| 🐹 (3660) vs 🐿 (10713) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🐹 and 🐿! Facing off against each other again! We are incredibly excited to see so many fans here. Finally, the long-awaited showdown between Alvin and the Chipmunks and the Hamster Dance.
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| 🐨 (5171) vs 🦔 (10929) || On deck, we have 🐨 and 🦔. It doesn't get more real than this, folks. Tree pocket cat vs. spiky cat
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| 🦘 (6954) vs 🦡 (7727) || Will it be 🦘 or 🦡? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. If you believe in 🦘, now is the time to clap or whatever, because it is not looking good.
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| 🐣 (5846) vs 🐧 (12239) || We will be right back with 🐣 vs. 🐧! Don't count 🐣 out yet. They may have a contingent of fans just tuning in to battle. I thought we had seen everything, but look at 🐧 go! Amazing! A generational battle.
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| 🦆 (6558) vs 🦉 (9674) || Will it be 🦆 or 🦉? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. You just know that 🦆 is thinking about 🏥 right now. Duck... duck... duck... duck... owl!
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| 🦜 (3957) vs 🐢 (11594) || Uh oh. 🦜 has had words with 🐢 before. The next match will be good. Sometimes miracles happen.
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| 🐍 (5264) vs 🐉 (6954) || Have at it, 🐉 and 🐍! How spiky do you like your sneks? Snake is currently losing to Fanfiction Snake. Snake is losing to Snake Fanfiction
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| 🐬 (7916) vs 🐳 (9398) || On deck, we have 🐬 and 🐳. It's the battle of the blowholes!
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| 🦈 (3695) vs 🐙 (8799) || Next up, 🐙 and 🦈. This one is potentially a battle between two mimic octopuses.
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| 🐛 (5330) vs 🦋 (9176) || On deck, we have 🐛 and 🦋. Time waits for no one. Another generational struggle.
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| 🕷 (5714) vs 🐝 (12151) || We will be right back with 🐝 vs. 🕷! 🕷 and 🐝 have been friends for a long time. I am not sure where that relationship is going to be after today.
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| 🌻 (6639) vs 🦠 (10448) || Oh, this one should be good. You *knwo* what to do, folks. Oh no. 🦠 fans are not going to like this match-up. Fresh off its victory over the aliens in War of the Worlds…
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| 🌲 (8099) vs 🌵 (8194) || Will it be 🌲 or 🌵? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. DISAPPOINTED! both are surprisingly spiky! This is the closest battle in the bracket so far.
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| 🍇 (6548) vs 🍉 (8681) || Oh this one should be good. sweet!
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| 🍎 (5411) vs 🍍 (10586) || Have at it, 🍍 and 🍎! Regular apple versus Pine’s Apple Fancy apple holds a clear lead over Regular Apple.
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| 🥝 (7540) vs 🍓 (8877) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🍓 or 🥝? Seeds: Inside or Out? Outside: Seeds or Hair?
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| 🥔 (7800) vs 🥑 (9580) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🥑 and 🥔 warming up. Fun fact: Several different analyses confirm baby boomers like avocados more than millennials!
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| 🥒 (6360) vs 🌶 (8714) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🌶. Coming up next! I know some very invested audience members for this one.
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| 🥜 (5311) vs 🍄 (8929) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🍄. Coming up next! It's peanut butter mushroom time!
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| 🥨 (7003) vs 🥐 (9204) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🥐 and 🥨 warming up. Buttery curved bread: extra-buttery or extra-curved?
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| 🥞 (7881) vs 🧀 (9457) || Will it be 🥞 or 🧀? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. I wonder what cheesy pancakes are like.
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| 🍔 (5917) vs 🍕 (11407) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🍔 and 🍕! Facing off against each other again! Friday Night Food Fight!
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| 🌮 (7714) vs 🌯 (8885) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🌮 vs. 🌯! ……… . . . . . .
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| 🍿 (7104) vs 🍳 (8128) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🍳. Coming up next! The saltiest and butteriest matchup yet
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| 🍱 (4259) vs 🍣 (7578) || Oh, this one should be good. Hungry again. Wasn't it just lunch time? This part of the bracket has been *wild* Sushi takes the lead!
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| 🥟 (5804) vs 🦞 (7681) || Oh this one should be good. A delicious dumpling vs some kind of large spider
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| 🍨 (7349) vs 🦑 (7834) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🍨 or 🦑. I think there’s another squid hiding in the ice cream bowl.
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| 🎂 (4175) vs 🍩 (8454) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🍩 or 🎂.
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| 🍯 (4787) vs 🍫 (7565) || Next! Who would win in a match between 🍫 and 🍯? We are about to find out. The beans vs. the bees!
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| 🥛 (5344) vs ☕ (7674) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's ☕ vs. 🥛! Would you like some coffee with your milk?
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| 🍹 (4901) vs 🍺 (7490) || Uh oh. 🍺 has had words with 🍹 before. The next match will be good. how drunk do you want to get? One small glass of beer with an umbrella, please.
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| 🥢 (5468) vs 🔪 (7787) || Oh, this one should be good. The two most popular ways to eat food
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| 🧭 (4079) vs 🌋 (8706) || I'm looking forward to this. That compass is not leading you in a good direction.
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| 🏝 (5445) vs 🏕 (8722) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🏕 vs. 🏝!
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| 🏠 (5722) vs 🏗 (5804) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🏗 and 🏠! Facing off against each other again! It's building vs. building!
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| 🗽 (5981) vs 🏥 (7053) || We will be right back with 🏥 vs. 🗽!
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| ⛲ (5498) vs 🌃 (6519) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⛲. Coming up next!
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| 🎡 (3212) vs 🌅 (8000) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🌅 and 🎡! Facing off against each other again!
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| 🎢 (4701) vs 🚄 (7014) || We will be right back with 🎢 vs. 🚄! Do you like your fast trains flat, or up-and-down?
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| 🚑 (4901) vs 🚝 (7087) || On deck, we have 🚑 and 🚝.
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| 🚗 (2707) vs 🚒 (8391) || Will it be 🚒 or 🚗? Find out next after this message from our sponsors.
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| 🛵 (5344) vs 🚜 (6475) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🚜 or 🛵? Both of these are popular rideshare vehicles.
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| 🛹 (3509) vs 🚲 (9447) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🚲 vs. 🛹. next wave of rideshare vehicles.
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| ⛵ (6431) vs ⚓ (6608) || Welcome back, it's time for ⚓ and ⛵ to go head to head. Should I stay or should I go?
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| 🛩 (5694) vs 🚁 (6529) || Will it be 🚁 or 🛩? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. Here in the future, flying cars are common!
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| 🚀 (7266) vs 🛸 (14945) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🚀 vs. 🛸. IFO vs UFO
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| ⌚ (6623) vs 🌒 (7404) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's ⌚ vs. 🌒. Waxing crescent already? I must be running slow.
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| 🌙 (8921) vs 🌞 (15703) || Welcome back, it's time for 🌙 and 🌞 to go head to head. Two contenders as different as night and day. In five billion years, this battle will play out in real life with the same result.
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| ⛈ (9358) vs 🌌 (17038) || I'm looking forward to this. Astronomers are hammering the button on the right as hard as they can.
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| 🌪 (9848) vs 🌈 (11326) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🌈. Coming up next! The Wizard Of Oz (1938) The Wizard Of Oz (1939)
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| ⚡ (7597) vs ☄ (8014) || Oh, this one should be good. The two leading theories for what killed the dinosaurs: A comet strike, or Zeus. Boom!
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| 🎃 (4112) vs 🔥 (10407) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🎃 or 🔥.
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| 🎉 (5422) vs 🧨 (18509) || Oh this one should be good. How emphatic do you like your celebrations?
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| 🏆 (5564) vs 🎁 (6499) || Have at it, 🎁 and 🏆!
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| ⚾ (5404) vs 🏅 (7337) || Oh, this one should be good. Sports fact: If you hit a medal-winner with a ball, you take their title.
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| 🎾 (6117) vs 🏀 (6171) || We will be right back with 🎾 vs. 🏀! Sports fact: If you hit a medal-winner with a ball, you take the medal (but they take first base.) Sports showdowns: Bouncy edition Would you rather play basketball with a tennis ball, or tennis with a basketball?
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| 🏏 (7343) vs 🥏 (7546) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🏏. Coming up next!
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| 🏒 (8078) vs 🏓 (8739) || Uh oh. 🏓 has had words with 🏒 before. The next match will be good.
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| 🛷 (7104) vs 🥌 (7733) || Have at it, 🛷 and 🥌!
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| 🎲 (11931) vs 🎮 (14739) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎮 vs. 🎲. Digital or analog? Devices or, uh, dices?
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| 👓 (4988) vs 🎨 (5374) || We will be right back with 🎨 vs. 👓! two ways to add color to your world
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| 🧦 (4819) vs 🎒 (4961) || We will be right back with 🎒 vs. 🧦! You can put your feet in either of these! No one can stop you.
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| 👑 (19274) vs 🎩 (23265) || Will it be 🎩 or 👑? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. Hats for fancy people!
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| 💎 (9378) vs 🎵 (17951) || We will be right back with 🎵 vs. 💎! C-notes
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| 🎷 (6954) vs 🎸 (10692) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎷 vs. 🎸. I've never heard the dueling banjos played like this!
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| 📞 (8172) vs 🎻 (11568) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🎻 vs. 📞. Can I put you on hold? I can't hang onto both of these with my chin
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| 💻 (7355) vs 📟 (9348) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 💻 and 📟! Facing off against each other again! Over time, computers have gotten steadily smaller.
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| ⌨ (3372) vs 💾 (8550) || I'm looking forward to this. fun fact: it would take the average person 20 years to type an entire floppy disk
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| 📷 (10623) vs 🧮 (12401) || Oh, this one should be good.
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| 🔎 (7902) vs 💡 (12706) || On deck, we have 💡 and 🔎. it's mostly clicks either way. Both equally bad for bugs.
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| 📜 (4020) vs 📚 (32459) || Oh, this one should be good. Turning pages: hot new technology, or too much complication?
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| 💰 (5378) vs 📦 (17957) || Oh, this one should be good. Let's be real. Neither contain actual money.
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| 🖋 (6166) vs 🖍 (42115) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🖋 and 🖍! Facing off against each other again! Neither is coming off your walls if a kid gets ahold of them.
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| 📅 (3309) vs 📊 (5217) || Have at it, 📅 and 📊! It’s cool how, if you design an emoji font, you get to tell everyone your birthday.
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| ✂ (4504) vs 📎 (5846) || It is a battle as old as time itself. ✂ and 📎! Facing off against each other again! Look, we all have too much paper in our lives, but we all deal with it differently Clippy, I swear…
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| 🗡 (5537) vs 🗝 (6193) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🗝 vs. 🗡. There are two ways to open doors: The easy way and the fun way.
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| ⚔ (5514) vs 🏹 (7201) || Welcome back, it's time for ⚔ and 🏹 to go head to head. Close-up stabby, or stabby from a ways off?
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| 🔧 (4351) vs ⚖ (6153) || Will it be ⚖ or 🔧? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. ⚖ comes out on top.
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| 🧲 (4654) vs 🧬 (9019) || Oh this one should be good.
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| 🚽 (4388) vs 🔭 (8647) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🔭 vs. 🚽. I got these mixed up last week and I still haven't heard the end of it.
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| 🛁 (4540) vs 🧻 (11347) || Welcome back, it's time for 🛁 and 🧻 to go head to head. Needed both of these after the telescope incident.
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| 🆒 (6024) vs ⚰ (7909) || On deck, we have ⚰ and 🆒. And that wraps up the round!
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===Round 3===
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! Competitors and score !! Commentary
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| 😅 (6285) vs 🙃 (31589) || Uh oh. 🙃 has had words with 😅 before. The next match will be good.
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| 😍 (8430) vs 😉 (10837) || Next! Who would win in a match between 😉 and 😍? We are about to find out. Some of us are more suave than others...
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| 😛 (9010) vs 😜 (10428) || Uh oh. 😜 has had words with 😛 before. The next match will be good. Battle of the tongues
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| 🤨 (6519) vs 🤔 (18849) || Next up, 🤔 and 🤨. Some behind the scenes for you, folks. I know for a fact that 🤔 wanted first billing for this match and 🤨 refused to budge.
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| 😬 (8983) vs 😏 (11449) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 😏 and 😬! Facing off against each other again!
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| 🤮 (7773) vs 😴 (10588) || Have at it, 😴 and 🤮! 🤮 opened strong and 😴 never caught up. I hope everyone has printed their brackets and are ready, because time waits for very few people! I guess it was that kind of a party.
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| 🥶 (9176) vs 😎 (11469) || Oh, this one should be good. 🥶 has a chance here, but it is slipping away. What's cooler than being cool? What’s cooler than being cool? You need to be cooler than that!
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| 😯 (7648) vs 😮 (7944) || Oh, this one should be good. Anyone want to go bowling? Sometimes I spend so long deciding on which of these to use that the conversation moves on.
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| 😭 (7559) vs 😱 (8894) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 😭 vs. 😱. In these kinds of contests, everyone comes away a little hurt.
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| 😤 (5475) vs 😈 (9739) || Uh oh. 😤 has had words with 😈 before. The next match will be good. I don't think 😤 expected to see 😈 opposite them today. Devils over Cotton by a country mile. Let's see those hearts! This one was over before it started.
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| 💀 (6669) vs 👾 (11173) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 👾 or 💀? It doesn't get more real than this, folks.
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| 😺 (7993) vs 🙀 (8903) || On deck, we have 😺 and 🙀. I spoke with 🙀 before we started today. They were hoping to dodge 😺. Too bad for them. The next few are contests are going to break friendships. This one is a real nail biter!
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| 💯 (9859) vs 💖 (10041) || Next! Who would win in a match between 💖 and 💯? We are about to find out. I've always considered 💖 to be one of the greats. Starting to think 100 might go all the way. Starting to think 💯 might go all the way.
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| 👍 (9892) vs 💦 (9960) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 👍 or 💦? What an unexpected result!! Now what is going to happen here: We are seeing some real back and forth matches this round. Again, cannot stress this enough. This commentary is 100% (sorry) live.
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| 👊 (6867) vs 🧠 (12115) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 👊 vs. 🧠. Sometimes miracles happen. The match-up you have been waiting for!
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| 🤦 (7172) vs 👩‍🔬 (15141) || Oh this one should be good. Looks like someone forgot their PPE today!
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| 🚶 (2581) vs 🧙 (17413) || Welcome back, it's time for 🚶 and 🧙 to go head to head. Another fan favorite. Can 🚶 catch up to 🧙? Well folks, it is not looking good for 🚶. In the end, there was nothing 🚶 could do to stop the power of 🧙.
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| 💃 (10409) vs 🤺 (10987) || We will be right back with 💃 vs. 🤺! Pointy Dancy vs. Pointy Stancy This one should be familiar to anyone who has tried fencing in heels.
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| 🏄 (7355) vs 🚵 (10300) || Oh this one should be good. 🏄 has a chance here, but it is slipping away. Bicycle --> Unicycle --> None-cycle with left waves 🏄 has a chance here, but it is slipping away.
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| 🐒 (4784) vs 🦊 (15635) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🐒 and 🦊! Facing off against each other again! Another challenging contest of cute! What *does* the fox say? "NOT TODAY, MONKEY."
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| 🐅 (7014) vs 🐈 (11420) || Oh this one should be good. I have taken this yoga class! It looks like it is Cat vs. Extremely Cat.
|-
| 🐏 (12498) vs 🦄 (12505) || On deck, we have 🐏 and 🦄. 🐏 is an fan favorite to go far today. This one is a real nail biter! This one is a real horn-biter!
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| 🦒 (6162) vs 🐘 (11723) || Have at it, 🐘 and 🦒! Two great examples of character creator parameters set to different extremes.
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| 🐿 (9539) vs 🦔 (12565) || Have at it, 🐿 and 🦔! I have no idea how you are going to handle this one, folks. 🦔 is out to an early lead, but don't count 🐿 out just yet. the crowd is going nuts! One for the history books.
|-
| 🦡 (7361) vs 🐧 (14230) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🐧 and 🦡! Facing off against each other again! Arriving at the party ... same party two hours later.
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| 🐢 (10674) vs 🦉 (10893) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🐢 vs. 🦉! Yeah, we know. This one is going to sting. It's neck and ... very interesting neck! Owl standing in for Hare in this round. We're all as surprised as you are.
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| 🐳 (9881) vs 🐉 (12000) || Welcome back, it's time for 🐉 and 🐳 to go head to head. Dry Snek vs. Wet Snek. A showdown between two mythical creatures! The dragon keeps beating real animals, even though dragons are just our animal fanfic. Save the whales!
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| 🦋 (6011) vs 🐙 (13431) || On deck, we have 🐙 and 🦋. save the butterwhales! Here we have a contest between two mimic octopuses The octopus has over twice as many clicks, folks. This one isn’t looking close. The octopus has over twice as many clicks, folks. This one isn’t close.
|-
| 🦠 (16657) vs 🐝 (19577) || I'm looking forward to this. nooooon, :butterfly: nooooon, butterfly (edited) Honeybees vs. colony collapse disorder I’m looking at the totals, and this one is extremely close. 🦠 fans need to click more and faster! I mean, 🐝 fans need to keep clicking! Fun fact: You can click more than once, although if you click too much it ignores you. No! Save the bees! Bees!
|-
| 🍉 (12946) vs 🌵 (13830) || Have at it, 🌵 and 🍉! As a dessert for saving the bees, try one of these fine desert fruits. Ever wonder what the inside of a cactus looks like? We’ve cut one open for you here.
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| 🍓 (12167) vs 🍍 (12522) || Uh oh. 🍓 has had words with 🍍 before. The next match will be good. What fruit is best to eat in the night? Could it be Pine’s Apple? The weird-textured fruit showdown features two strong competitors.
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| 🌶 (13812) vs 🥑 (13975) || Uh oh. 🥑 has had words with 🌶 before. The next match will be good. We have reached the halfway point of round 3! As Twitter user @jitka said, “I like avocados because they taste pretty good and also they come with a cool wood ball you get to keep”
|-
| 🍄 (11290) vs 🥐 (11348) || Next up, 🍄 and 🥐. Don’t eat either of these if you find them on the ground in the woods.
|-
| 🧀 (8558) vs 🍕 (13520) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🍕 and 🧀 warming up. cheese: baked or not? pizza is just impure cheese
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| 🍳 (8407) vs 🌯 (9848) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🌯 and 🍳 warming up. one burrito, sunny-side up Now I want a burrito.
|-
| 🦞 (9488) vs 🍣 (11362) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 🍣 and 🦞! Facing off against each other again! I thought we had seen everything, but look at 🍣 go! Amazing!
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| 🍩 (12192) vs 🦑 (12893) || On deck, we have 🍩 and 🦑. Do not mix these flavors.
|-
| ☕ (7248) vs 🍫 (13919) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, ☕ or 🍫. what a cruel choice in which form would you like your beans? mocha hold the chocolate vs. mocha hold the coffee
|-
| 🍺 (11448) vs 🔪 (12597) || Will it be 🍺 or 🔪? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. What an amazingly bad combination! Its ... a close shave.
|-
| 🏕 (6055) vs 🌋 (13928) || They have been attacking each other on social media all week. Next up! It's 🌋 vs. 🏕. What an amazingly bad combination! .... Again! the eruption of mt. Saint helens (artist's conception) ruuuuunn!
|-
| 🏥 (7225) vs 🏗 (8415) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite 🏗. Coming up next! the crane can build hospitals, so voting for the crane is like wishing for infinite wishes
|-
| 🌅 (7042) vs 🌃 (10460) || Oh this one should be good. all good things must come to an end
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| 🚄 (8128) vs 🚝 (8903) || I'm looking forward to this.
|-
| 🚜 (6598) vs 🚒 (8085) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🚒 vs. 🚜! We can put out your fire, or we can move it over there.
|-
| ⚓ (6987) vs 🚲 (9001) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, ⚓ or 🚲.
|-
| 🚁 (3409) vs 🛸 (12591) || Oh, this one should be good. Independence Day (1996)
|-
| 🌞 (6290) vs 🌒 (11026) || Coming to you live from the Emojidome, it's 🌒 vs. 🌞!
|-
| 🌈 (12417) vs 🌌 (13194) || Uh oh. 🌌 has had words with 🌈 before. The next match will be good.
|-
| ☄ (7687) vs 🔥 (8315) || Have at it, ☄ and 🔥! Armageddon (1998)
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| 🎁 (5311) vs 🧨 (9417) || I'm looking forward to this. Do you like surprises?
|-
| 🏀 (3729) vs 🏅 (9083) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 🏀 or 🏅. This match has me questioning 🏀's commitment.
|-
| 🥏 (7916) vs 🏓 (9290) || I'm looking forward to this. Don't blink.
|-
| 🎮 (11060) vs 🥌 (14205) || Welcome back, it's time for 🎮 and 🥌 to go head to head. Curling Simulator 2019 If you love 🥌, you will have to show it now! Its a close match! 🎮 sweeping up 🥌 sweeping up I think 🥌 has it.
|-
| 🎒 (5682) vs 🎨 (8574) || Oh this one should be good. Is the backpack Blue or Red?? Blue or Red isn't going to matter if 🎨 keeps their lead! This one was over before it started.
|-
| 🎩 (9120) vs 🎵 (10259) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🎩 or 🎵? Top Hat (1935)
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| 🎸 (7349) vs 🎻 (10889) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 🎸 and 🎻 warming up. the day the music died
|-
| 📟 (3276) vs 💾 (14470) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have 💾 and 📟 warming up. 🖍, are you watching this match? At this rate, 📟 will lose worse than 🎒 earlier!
|-
| 💡 (7834) vs 🧮 (10579) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 💡 and 🧮! Facing off against each other again! What an illuminating contest. In case you were wondering, the obsolete tech bracket is coming to a close soon. 🧮 comes out on top.
|-
| 📦 (3650) vs 📚 (13464) || Uh oh. 📦 has had words with 📚 before. The next match will be good. Remember trees?
|-
| 📊 (7144) vs 🖍 (8035) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 📊 and 🖍! Facing off against each other again! Which crayon is the shortest Which crayon is the shortest?
|-
| 📎 (8114) vs 🗝 (9019) || Have at it, 📎 and 🗝! Have you considered just casting 'Knock'?
|-
| ⚖ (6910) vs 🏹 (9251) || You do not want to miss the fan favorite ⚖. Coming up next! I am not sure if there is anything else that 🏹 needs to prove.
|-
| 🔭 (9037) vs 🧬 (11772) || It's time to find out: Who would win in a match, 🔭 or 🧬? Pretty sure that is not how any of this works.
|-
| ⚰ (12470) vs 🧻 (13083) || Don't change that channel, folks. We have ⚰ and 🧻 warming up. This is the final match of round 3! You have died of Dysentery.
|}

===Round 4===
{| class="wikitable"
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! Competitors and score !! Commentary
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| 😉 (13589) vs 🙃 (22912) || Will it be 😉 or 🙃? Find out next after this message from our sponsors. Finally! A rivalry spoke only in whispers now takes center stage. I see our friends in Australia have joined in the fun. 😉 has some time to recover, but they are going to need help. Down to our last minute in the match! 😉 never had a chance.
|-
| 😜 (6578) vs 🤔 (25692) || Next! Who would win in a match between 😜 and 🤔? We are about to find out. This match-up reminds me of something clever I heard earlier ... Oh! I remember what it was! Someone said
|-
| 😴 (11518) vs 😏 (12506) || If you're like me, you've argued over who would win head-to-head, 😏 or 😴. Success is no stranger to 😏. Let's see if they can keep it going. Don't sleep on this match-up!
|-
| 😮 (18361) vs 😎 (18415) || Next up, 😎 and 😮. I don't know about you, but this is the match I have been waiting all day to see. Sunglasses pulling ahead. The betting markets had 😮 as favourite today, but it sure looks like 😎 is going to make it! It's all up to 😎 now. Can they hold 😮 back long enough to claim victory? The betting markets had 😮 as favourite today, but it sure looks like 😎 is going to make it! The gap is closing! Is there enough time for 😮 to take the lead? This one is coming down to the wire! Surprised Pikachu pulls ahead!
|-
| 😱 (4868) vs 😈 (5411) || It is a battle as old as time itself. 😈 and 😱! Facing off against each other again!
|-
| 👾 (18385) vs 🙀 (18571) || 👾 and 🙀 have been friends for a long time. I am not sure where that relationship is going to be after today. This could get interesting if 🙀 brings out their lasers! This could get interesting if 👾 brings out their lasers! Can we go back to the laser kittens for a minute? laser kittens! mew mew mew! Uh oh. The cat cheering section seems to be slacking. Can the cats make a comeback and save us all? It's gonna be tight!
|-
| 💦 (13865) vs 💖 (15698) || Someone has to win this match and someone has to lose, but you have to acknowledge the pure sportsmanship of these competitors. Click the link at the bottom of the comic to view the current bracket! (Just updated.) That last one came down to the wire, and this one's looking like it might too. The three other Planeteers are watching this match tensely. Sparkle Heart has been a surprisingly strong contender, knocking out the 100 emoji early! Click the link at the bottom of the comic to view the current bracket! Sparkle heart appears to be running away with another one.
|-
| 🧠 (9398) vs 👩‍🔬 (19865) || This is a match that no one wanted to deal with until the end. what exactly is 👩‍🔬 going to do with that beaker? Neuroscience vs. Neuro! There seems to be a commotion in the audience as to whether that was a flask or a beaker. I *was* a beaker, but someone changed it in post! Looks like 👩‍🔬 is really taking 🧠 to *flask*.
|-
| 🤺 (8947) vs 🧙 (25337) || 🤺 has been a fan favorite all day. Suprising literally no one. However, 🧙 has literally been disintegrating their competition all afternoon. What are we thinking here? 'Heat Metal'? Parry hotter vs Harry Potter?
|-
| 🚵 (7397) vs 🦊 (27045) || This is a match that no one wanted to deal with until the end. several people are typing. 🦊 is putting 🚵 in the rear-view mirror and stepping on the gas. I have never seen 🦊 crush an opponent that mercilessly before.
|-
| 🦄 (20912) vs 🐈 (25965) || Oh this one should be good. I am not sure if there is anything else that 🐈 needs to prove.
|-
| 🐘 (23083) vs 🦔 (23975) || I spoke with 🐘 before the match today, and they had this to say: 🐘. This is one grudge that won't be resolved soon: 🐘 never forgets. Hedgehog has been a strong contender but elephant is running surprisingly close. This is going to come down to the final seconds. An amazing match from 🦔.
|-
| 🐧 (19957) vs 🦉 (22737) || There are a lot of 🐧 fans in the audience today hoping to see their champ make it through. Another close match in the making! 1 minute for 🦉 to overtake 🐧! I think the bird has it.
|-
| 🐉 (25129) vs 🐙 (25238) || You wouldn't know it to look at them right now, but 🐉 and 🐙 have been friends for years. I think 🐉 may have finally met their match. 🐙 is trying to get back in the lead. But 🐉 is not having any of it. The totals are back and forth! An unbelievably close match is down to the final minute! It’s neck and neck, despite one being all neck and the other having none. The final seconds are here. Who will take the final lead?
|-
| 🌵 (17985) vs 🐝 (18691) || 🌵 has really suprised me today. another close match. Are all of the contests going to be like this now?
|-
| 🥑 (18099) vs 🍍 (19728) || 🍍 continues to show why they are just the dominant force to be reckoned with today. Avocado Toast or Pineapple Pizza Avocado Toast or Pineapple Pizza?
|-
| 🥐 (11100) vs 🍕 (19207) || Oh this one should be good. Pineapple pizza isn't real pizza There are two correct answers here. Choose wisely. Pizzas are like croissant tacos Looks like 🥐 is getting roasted. 🥐 burn so easily. Who knew?
|-
| 🌯 (16204) vs 🍣 (17599) || 🌯 came to play. It is so obvious. why do we have to choose? I have definitely eaten food that was described as both of these.
|-
| 🍫 (17503) vs 🦑 (18313) || Oh this one should be good. No No Nothing about this is good. 🍫 is pretty sweet, but I'm a sucker for 🦑
|-
| 🔪 (7144) vs 🌋 (18049) || 🌋 has been a fan favorite all day. Suprising literally no one. before the knives come out of the mountain they're technically called "magma" before knives come out of a mountain they're technically called 'magma'
|-
| 🏗 (7355) vs 🌃 (12660) || Oh this one should be good. Has anyone ever seen one of these without the other? Hmm. 163
|-
| 🚒 (4736) vs 🚝 (9570) || 🚒 is dedicating this match to someone very special in their lives.
|-
| 🚲 (11477) vs 🛸 (14994) || 🚲 has really suprised me today. E.T. (1982)
|-
| 🌒 (7313) vs 🌌 (15975) || I am very excited to see 🌌 still in this competition. This battle is out of this world!
|-
| 🧨 (8239) vs 🔥 (13588) || This is a match with a special meaning for 🔥. Uh oh, this is one of those battles where nobody wins. 🔥 bolting ahead with an alarming lead against 🧨 Take cover folks, this looks like it's going to be a hot one. aaaaaand boom goes the dynamite!
|-
| 🏅 (9309) vs 🏓 (11409) || I am very excited to see 🏅 still in this competition. Ohhhhhhhh. That one is going to leave a mark.
|-
| 🎨 (11242) vs 🥌 (20329) || Look at where you came from 🎨. Look at where you started! You would think that this would be enough. C'mon baby put the rock in the house
|-
| 🎵 (10452) vs 🎻 (11806) || 🎵 came to play. It is so obvious. It is a battle as old as time itself. 🎵 and 🎻! Facing off against each other again! No, that's not the iTunes logo 🎻's tuning might be working against them right now.
|-
| 🧮 (13339) vs 💾 (16887) || 💾 is dedicating this match to someone very special in their lives. Welcome back to the Obsolete Technology Dome! MicroSD Card is watching closely at this battle of two square data storage options
|-
| 🖍 (6157) vs 📚 (16083) || This is going to be a challenge for 📚. 📚 really left a mark on 🖍 in their last match. 🖍 really left a mark on 📚 in their last match.
|-
| 🗝 (11789) vs 🏹 (14112) || 🏹 is looking fierce, but 🗝 is having none of it.
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| 🧻 (8107) vs 🧬 (24415) || 🧬 came to play. It is so obvious. 🧻 and 🧬 are neck and neck here in the final bout of round 3! when either is missing, you're in trouble And 🧻 falls to 🧬. A suprising turn of events.
|}

===Round 5===
{| class="wikitable"
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! Competitors and score !! Commentary
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| 🙃 (77562) vs 🤔 (85714) || all remaining rounds will be 26 minutes all remaining bouts will be 26 minutes Sometimes I think they've gone too far with plastic surgery This one's a fitting start to the round of 32, don't you think? Spiderman (2002) these vote totals are getting *close*! 🤔 up is down, down is up! 🤔 up is down, down is up! 🙃 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Getting knocked out in the round of 32 🙃
|-
| 😎 (35129) vs 😏 (35485) || 😎 and 😏 have been friends for a long time. I am not sure where that relationship is going to be after today. wink wink vs nudge nudge The Blues Brothers (1980) Can't read my p-p-p-poker face" Can't read my p-p-p-poker face David Caruso, is that you explicit vs. implicit
|-
| 🙀 (34060) vs 😈 (46401) || Are we about to see a huge upset? The devil went down to kittytown We're not sure which of these is a more accurate representation of a cat Both of them like to make your life hell. Which side are the Hellcats cheering for? 9 circles of hell. 9 lives. COINCIDENCE? Better the devil you know than the one you pet.
|-
| 💖 (15594) vs 👩‍🔬 (43035) || This is a match that no one wanted to deal with until the end. Love Potion No. 9 (1963) The shine seems to be wearing off for sparkle heart. The shine seems to be wearing off for sparkle heart. What's in that flask?
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| 🦊 (48941) vs 🧙 (49275) || 🦊 has really suprised me today. :leaves:: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn targeting Devilthorn Fox G: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn targeting Devilthorn Fox
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Talk:1662: Jack and Jill

2016-04-04T08:16:08Z

ẞ qwertz: /* What happened to Friday's comic */

I am surprised no one has mentioned the bad grammar "Me and Jack..." [[Special:Contributions/108.162.249.155|108.162.249.155]] 07:37, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

Often water in spring (up hill) has better quality than in stream or river (down in the valley) --[[User:JakubNarebski|JakubNarebski]] ([[User talk:JakubNarebski|talk]]) 14:23, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:The ground water table tends to be really close to ground on legs of a hill, so it's an ideal place to dig a well, in some places just a mand-made pond about a feet deep is all that is needed, in which case it's called a spring. {{unsigned ip|141.101.80.76}}

jack and Jill / went up the hill / to have a little fun / but silly Jill / forgot the pill / and now they have a son. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.151|141.101.104.151]] 14:28, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

I'd always assumed that there was a well at the top of the hill, though I hadn't realised I'd made that assumption until now. And, come to think of it, the top of a hill's a pretty bad place to put a well. --jwanders [[Special:Contributions/108.162.237.160|108.162.237.160]] 14:39, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

High water sources are ideal. Not only do they tend to be cleaner, but it also makes for easier transportation. Note that hills are often at the base of mountains. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.246.119|108.162.246.119]] 14:49, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

It's been three weeks since Randall made a really complicated joke with [[1653: United States Map]] (and a week before that also with [[1649: Pipelines]]). Someone mentioned a possible school book project based on Thing Explainer as the reason for this. Personally I hope it is because he is saving up time to spend on the joke (on us all :-) this Friday with the next [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]] like [[1350: Lorenz]] or [[1506: xkcloud]]. Can't wait. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 15:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

I found the title text explanations to miss the obvious implication that earthquakes shake the ground causing people (and buildings) to literally fall down. I preface my comment with my ignorance, I have never experienced an earthquake first hand and I am not knowledgeable as to which magnitude is required to bring things to their knees. Perhaps to this date fracking has not been associated with earthquakes of sufficient magnitude to produce this result. Still, I think this was the intended meaning on its face and I added it to the explanation without removing the others as they did make some sense.--[[User:R0hrshach|R0hrshach]] ([[User talk:R0hrshach|talk]]) 15:24, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Well someone has deleted both yours and my speculations. I still think that the idea that people who begin with fracking at first can be popular for the money they bring to the local economy, but then when all the problems related to this endeavor begin to be felt (and micro earthquakes are probably the least given how many dangerous chemicals are released into nature during the process) then maybe those who at first celebrated the project will bring you down, i.e. make you fall. (Maybe only financially be suing Jack) The deleted explanations can be seen [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1662:_Jack_and_Jill&oldid=115940 here]. If anyone else agrees that this may be the reason for the fall in the title text maybe it should be re-added? But else it will just be left as my thoughts here in the discussion page. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 20:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

The third line of the title text has an ambiguous trochaic foot with the word "oil". Some people (myself included) pronounce this word as almost two syllables (oy-el), while others make it a single syllable. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.43|173.245.54.43]] 15:35, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

Why does that child say "me and Jack" instead of "Jack and I"? That seems such a glaring grammatical mistake that it must be intentional, right? [[Special:Contributions/162.158.86.239|162.158.86.239]] 17:18, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Because she's a child. Children often use incorrect grammar of that kind. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.82|141.101.98.82]] 20:02, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
::I think many kids will say it like that in spite them being told by their parents (repeatedly) to not name them selves first. But by letting Jill speak like this, he just let them be ordinary children. How many small kids do you actually hear say ''Jack and I will go up the hill'', instead of ''Me and Jack will go up the hill''? I think it would be more strange had he done it the other way, so yet I think it was on purpose, but only for the purpose or realism, not to hide any meaning... --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 20:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC) (When first posting this it resulted in a posting conflict with the above comment, so won't change even though saying basically the same as it was a reply to the one above before the other one was posted.)
:This is actually an extremely common mistake, by native English speakers of all ages, such that it is frequently used in popular media (movies, TV, etc), often corrected by someone. And despite this correction frequently showing up, people still make this mistake, to the point where many people consider it "correct enough". I've seen this "me and him" grammatical mistake portrayed so often that I've even picked up a rule of thumb offered by some of these portrayals: Take the other person out, does it still make sense? "Me am going up the hill". This format is so common that it is less an error and more casual speaking, on par with words like "ain't", "gonna" and "gotta". In fact, saying the correct "Jack and I" can even sound odd, it's so rare. - NiceGuy1 [[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.64|173.245.52.64]] 02:32, 1 April 2016 (UTC)

The poem doesn't necessarily indicate that the water or well was located atop a hill, merely that they had to scale a hill to reach it. It could simply mean that the water source is beyond the hill in question. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.242.129|108.162.242.129]] 17:49, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Interesting observation, but somewhat lateral. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.82|141.101.98.82]] 20:02, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Also, going up a hill to get to the other side would be "going over the the hill".[[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.71|173.245.54.71]] 22:55, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
::Yes, unfortunately "up" is vague and "over" would be an indication of beyond.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.242.129|108.162.242.129]] 16:36, 31 March 2016 (UTC)
It seems like there have been a lot of environmental related comics, both recently with this and the tire swing and in general, often about global warming, but also about risk of Nuclear war/or pollution. Should there be a category, and if so, what should it be called, and should it only be about environment, also about nukes, or even only about global warming (or should there be more)? --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 20:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

Where does it say that the water is at the top of he hill? They go some distance up the hill, but not necessarily to the top. There maybe any number of reasons why they go there for water. Maybe there is a brook running down the hillside. Maybe there a well was dug there because that is where most people live. Maybe the water in the valley is poluted. Andso on and so forth. --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.135.51|162.158.135.51]] 06:38, 31 March 2016 (UTC)

There are Dew Ponds which are at the top of hills, more info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dew_pond {{unsigned ip|141.101.98.59}}

Abe and Ali,
Went down the valley,
To fetch a pail of water.
When rain falls down,
Hilltops don't drown,
The rivers flow; or oughta!
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.7|141.101.98.7]] 01:31, 2 April 2016 (UTC)

== What happened to Friday's comic ==

I know they don't happen at 00:00 GMT, but it's now 19:44 GMT/20:44 BST and no new comic.

Everything ok, Randall Hun? {{unsigned|Kev}}

See the header on the site: "The xkcd April 1st comic is currently experiencing technical difficulties. / Please stand by!"
[[Special:Contributions/162.158.72.11|162.158.72.11]] 21:18, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
:[[506: Theft of the Magi|Aww!]] I was so much looking forward to it, and now it's 10 minutes to midnight in Europe, so I won't even experience it during April 1st. Guess it will prove to be a very interesting comic along the lines of the last two years April 1st comics and his [[1608|game]] when [[Thing Explainer]] came out. I hope those in the US gets that pleasure - also for Randall's sake. It would be a pity that an [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comics]] came out on April 2nd... Of course this feels like I have been made an April fool so I'll take that as an experience, maybe like the first [[404: Not Found|Fool's comic]] from 2008. Havbe fun those of you who still have a chance to try it out today. ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 21:54, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
Additional updates have been posted...
:Status update: Please stand by.
:Status update: This is fine. Everything is fine.
:Status update: Everything is on fire.
:Status update: Searching for calendar systems in which Saturday is April 1st.
--[[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.80|173.245.54.80]] 02:20, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
::Well then at least I did not miss anything... He still has 1½ hour where it is still April 1st in California... (But three more hours in Hawaii.) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 05:32, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
::Too late for that as well. He still has almost two hours until April 1st ends in [http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/usa/baker-island baker-island] though... ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 10:16, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:::And it is officially too late, as the date has now changed past April 1st all over the globe. Sad on behalf of Randall. Hope he makes it work and the anticipation that this should be a really great comic is sky high now. I'm taking comfort in playing with {{xkcd|1350|Lorenz}} again ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 12:04, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:New update Saturday afternoon (in the US):
::The Friday xkcd comic is currently experiencing technical difficulties
::[Editor's note: Everything is on fire]
::and has been delayed until Sunday night.
:So nothing for this weekend. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 17:28, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
::And if it is Sunday night then it is not in Europe. In half an hour it is midnight in central Europe... Maybe he is making a hoax on us that have been awaiting a new [[Lorenz]]? Quite dissapointed now and will go to bed ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 21:26, 3 April 2016 (UTC)

Is it possible that the April joke is the banner and the absent comic? I propose a new wiki page is created for comic 1663 (April 1st), containing the banner and discussion about where the comic has gone.
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.125|141.101.104.125]] 14:02, 2 April 2016 (UTC)Wilhelm
:I have thought about it, but I think we should await the next comic on Monday before creating any pages. It could of course be, I would think it was a poor April fool's joke especially since it is still up on the 2nd of April. And he would let down his fans... But of course he has done one such [[404|meta comics]] before, but that was not in stead of another comic. And if this is the April joke, but the comic on Monday is called 1663 then it would be stupid to have called this "one" 1663. I have some screen shots of the first status update and then as it looks now. These can be used either in the explanation when the comic comes up, or if there never will be a comic. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 14:27, 2 April 2016 (UTC)

Update @ 5:37 PM EST (GMT -5:00, Randall lives in Boston, it's his timezone). Still the "everything's on fire" banner but no new comic. He should have it up within about 6 hours and 20 minutes maximum. [[User:Papayaman1000|Papayaman1000]] ([[User talk:Papayaman1000|talk]]) 21:55, 3 April 2016 (UTC)

:Update: Time is up for GB and Germany respectively, would have been an amazing birthday for someone I know. [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 00:30, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

Update @ 10:30 PM EST: Still no comic. Same banner. Same person reporting. [[User:Papayaman1000|Papayaman1000]] ([[User talk:Papayaman1000|talk]]) 02:32, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

10:20 PM CDT and there is still no comic [[Special:Contributions/108.162.221.23|108.162.221.23]] 03:19, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

11:30. Nothing. Randall, I HATE you. [[User:Papayaman1000|Papayaman1000]] ([[User talk:Papayaman1000|talk]]) 03:29, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

12:07am, it's Monday in Boston now, everything is still on fire. [[User:Miamiclay|Miamiclay]] ([[User talk:Miamiclay|talk]]) 04:08, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

02:06am Monday, neither the Friday nor the Monday comic is up. Atill same banner as yesterday. Fuck. [[User:Papayaman1000|Papayaman1000]] ([[User talk:Papayaman1000|talk]]) 06:07, 4 April 2016 (UTC)
:Despair not, betcha it'll be worth the wait! [[User:Miamiclay|Miamiclay]] ([[User talk:Miamiclay|talk]]) 07:49, 4 April 2016 (UTC)
:: calm down! he still has 3 hours 45 minutes from Baker Island's perspective. [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 08:16, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

== Jeff's banner ==
This is off topic, but I noticed the banner from Jeff about 100 million views to the site! I followed the original explainxkcd site for about a year before the Wiki was created. If it's been going for 6 years then 100 million views would be an average of about 46,000 views per day and about 107,000 views per comic! Does anyone know when this Wiki was created?! I also know this average is misleading. Does anybody know what the current number of views per day is? Averaged over the last year for example?[[User:ExternalMonologue|ExternalMonologue]] ([[User talk:ExternalMonologue|talk]]) 00:53, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:(There's probably a better place to discuss this on the Community Portal link, but I haven't looked myself and your 'question' is here, so...)
:100 million views may include a significant number of "Is the latest comic up yet?" or "Has someone replied to my Discussion Pane comment, yet?". I think a better 'metric' (less likely to be inflated by lurkers and other people bashing backwards and forwards over established pages, looking for changes for whatever reason) would be the number of edits made. Still some slight inflation by spammers and "Something is wrong on the Internet!"ers, but much more representative of the degree of community spirit. (Still, a milestone is a milestone!) [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.7|141.101.98.7]] 01:50, 3 April 2016 (UTC)

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Am I the only one who got a sense of foreboding in the third panel and was expecting Megan to stop or dissuade the kids from this dangerous activity, rather than wondering about hydrology. I thought that was the joke here - most people would think of stopping the kids and saving them from broken crown and tumbling-related injuries, while Megan goes on a tangent about hydrology.. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.46.214|162.158.46.214]] 02:51, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:I did not, she is not supposed to know the rhyme and would thus not know that they are supposed to fall down. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 05:32, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:No, and I'm also surprised not to see it mentioned. that's exactly the reason for the blank third panel, to provide the pause for you to fill in your own punch-line (the bait) and then the final panel is the one where you're taken away at the tangent (the switch). The joke is funnier because of Megan's concern about the hydrology (which is funny by itself) distracting her from the obvious. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.10|141.101.98.10]]IB

Talk:1662: Jack and Jill

2016-04-04T00:30:12Z

ẞ qwertz: /* What happened to Friday's comic */

Often water in spring (up hill) has better quality than in stream or river (down in the valley) --[[User:JakubNarebski|JakubNarebski]] ([[User talk:JakubNarebski|talk]]) 14:23, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:The ground water table tends to be really close to ground on legs of a hill, so it's an ideal place to dig a well, in some places just a mand-made pond about a feet deep is all that is needed, in which case it's called a spring. {{unsigned ip|141.101.80.76}}

jack and Jill / went up the hill / to have a little fun / but silly Jill / forgot the pill / and now they have a son. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.151|141.101.104.151]] 14:28, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

I'd always assumed that there was a well at the top of the hill, though I hadn't realised I'd made that assumption until now. And, come to think of it, the top of a hill's a pretty bad place to put a well. --jwanders [[Special:Contributions/108.162.237.160|108.162.237.160]] 14:39, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

High water sources are ideal. Not only do they tend to be cleaner, but it also makes for easier transportation. Note that hills are often at the base of mountains. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.246.119|108.162.246.119]] 14:49, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

It's been three weeks since Randall made a really complicated joke with [[1653: United States Map]] (and a week before that also with [[1649: Pipelines]]). Someone mentioned a possible school book project based on Thing Explainer as the reason for this. Personally I hope it is because he is saving up time to spend on the joke (on us all :-) this Friday with the next [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]] like [[1350: Lorenz]] or [[1506: xkcloud]]. Can't wait. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 15:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

I found the title text explanations to miss the obvious implication that earthquakes shake the ground causing people (and buildings) to literally fall down. I preface my comment with my ignorance, I have never experienced an earthquake first hand and I am not knowledgeable as to which magnitude is required to bring things to their knees. Perhaps to this date fracking has not been associated with earthquakes of sufficient magnitude to produce this result. Still, I think this was the intended meaning on its face and I added it to the explanation without removing the others as they did make some sense.--[[User:R0hrshach|R0hrshach]] ([[User talk:R0hrshach|talk]]) 15:24, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Well someone has deleted both yours and my speculations. I still think that the idea that people who begin with fracking at first can be popular for the money they bring to the local economy, but then when all the problems related to this endeavor begin to be felt (and micro earthquakes are probably the least given how many dangerous chemicals are released into nature during the process) then maybe those who at first celebrated the project will bring you down, i.e. make you fall. (Maybe only financially be suing Jack) The deleted explanations can be seen [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1662:_Jack_and_Jill&oldid=115940 here]. If anyone else agrees that this may be the reason for the fall in the title text maybe it should be re-added? But else it will just be left as my thoughts here in the discussion page. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 20:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

The third line of the title text has an ambiguous trochaic foot with the word "oil". Some people (myself included) pronounce this word as almost two syllables (oy-el), while others make it a single syllable. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.43|173.245.54.43]] 15:35, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

Why does that child say "me and Jack" instead of "Jack and I"? That seems such a glaring grammatical mistake that it must be intentional, right? [[Special:Contributions/162.158.86.239|162.158.86.239]] 17:18, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Because she's a child. Children often use incorrect grammar of that kind. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.82|141.101.98.82]] 20:02, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
::I think many kids will say it like that in spite them being told by their parents (repeatedly) to not name them selves first. But by letting Jill speak like this, he just let them be ordinary children. How many small kids do you actually hear say ''Jack and I will go up the hill'', instead of ''Me and Jack will go up the hill''? I think it would be more strange had he done it the other way, so yet I think it was on purpose, but only for the purpose or realism, not to hide any meaning... --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 20:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC) (When first posting this it resulted in a posting conflict with the above comment, so won't change even though saying basically the same as it was a reply to the one above before the other one was posted.)
:This is actually an extremely common mistake, by native English speakers of all ages, such that it is frequently used in popular media (movies, TV, etc), often corrected by someone. And despite this correction frequently showing up, people still make this mistake, to the point where many people consider it "correct enough". I've seen this "me and him" grammatical mistake portrayed so often that I've even picked up a rule of thumb offered by some of these portrayals: Take the other person out, does it still make sense? "Me am going up the hill". This format is so common that it is less an error and more casual speaking, on par with words like "ain't", "gonna" and "gotta". In fact, saying the correct "Jack and I" can even sound odd, it's so rare. - NiceGuy1 [[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.64|173.245.52.64]] 02:32, 1 April 2016 (UTC)

The poem doesn't necessarily indicate that the water or well was located atop a hill, merely that they had to scale a hill to reach it. It could simply mean that the water source is beyond the hill in question. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.242.129|108.162.242.129]] 17:49, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Interesting observation, but somewhat lateral. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.82|141.101.98.82]] 20:02, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Also, going up a hill to get to the other side would be "going over the the hill".[[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.71|173.245.54.71]] 22:55, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
::Yes, unfortunately "up" is vague and "over" would be an indication of beyond.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.242.129|108.162.242.129]] 16:36, 31 March 2016 (UTC)
It seems like there have been a lot of environmental related comics, both recently with this and the tire swing and in general, often about global warming, but also about risk of Nuclear war/or pollution. Should there be a category, and if so, what should it be called, and should it only be about environment, also about nukes, or even only about global warming (or should there be more)? --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 20:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

Where does it say that the water is at the top of he hill? They go some distance up the hill, but not necessarily to the top. There maybe any number of reasons why they go there for water. Maybe there is a brook running down the hillside. Maybe there a well was dug there because that is where most people live. Maybe the water in the valley is poluted. Andso on and so forth. --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.135.51|162.158.135.51]] 06:38, 31 March 2016 (UTC)

There are Dew Ponds which are at the top of hills, more info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dew_pond {{unsigned ip|141.101.98.59}}

Abe and Ali,
Went down the valley,
To fetch a pail of water.
When rain falls down,
Hilltops don't drown,
The rivers flow; or oughta!
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.7|141.101.98.7]] 01:31, 2 April 2016 (UTC)

== What happened to Friday's comic ==

I know they don't happen at 00:00 GMT, but it's now 19:44 GMT/20:44 BST and no new comic.

Everything ok, Randall Hun? {{unsigned|Kev}}

See the header on the site: "The xkcd April 1st comic is currently experiencing technical difficulties. / Please stand by!"
[[Special:Contributions/162.158.72.11|162.158.72.11]] 21:18, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
:[[506: Theft of the Magi|Aww!]] I was so much looking forward to it, and now it's 10 minutes to midnight in Europe, so I won't even experience it during April 1st. Guess it will prove to be a very interesting comic along the lines of the last two years April 1st comics and his [[1608|game]] when [[Thing Explainer]] came out. I hope those in the US gets that pleasure - also for Randall's sake. It would be a pity that an [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comics]] came out on April 2nd... Of course this feels like I have been made an April fool so I'll take that as an experience, maybe like the first [[404: Not Found|Fool's comic]] from 2008. Havbe fun those of you who still have a chance to try it out today. ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 21:54, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
Additional updates have been posted...
:Status update: Please stand by.
:Status update: This is fine. Everything is fine.
:Status update: Everything is on fire.
:Status update: Searching for calendar systems in which Saturday is April 1st.
--[[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.80|173.245.54.80]] 02:20, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
::Well then at least I did not miss anything... He still has 1½ hour where it is still April 1st in California... (But three more hours in Hawaii.) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 05:32, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
::Too late for that as well. He still has almost two hours until April 1st ends in [http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/usa/baker-island baker-island] though... ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 10:16, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:::And it is officially too late, as the date has now changed past April 1st all over the globe. Sad on behalf of Randall. Hope he makes it work and the anticipation that this should be a really great comic is sky high now. I'm taking comfort in playing with {{xkcd|1350|Lorenz}} again ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 12:04, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:New update Saturday afternoon (in the US):
::The Friday xkcd comic is currently experiencing technical difficulties
::[Editor's note: Everything is on fire]
::and has been delayed until Sunday night.
:So nothing for this weekend. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 17:28, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
::And if it is Sunday night then it is not in Europe. In half an hour it is midnight in central Europe... Maybe he is making a hoax on us that have been awaiting a new [[Lorenz]]? Quite dissapointed now and will go to bed ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 21:26, 3 April 2016 (UTC)

Is it possible that the April joke is the banner and the absent comic? I propose a new wiki page is created for comic 1663 (April 1st), containing the banner and discussion about where the comic has gone.
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.125|141.101.104.125]] 14:02, 2 April 2016 (UTC)Wilhelm
:I have thought about it, but I think we should await the next comic on Monday before creating any pages. It could of course be, I would think it was a poor April fool's joke especially since it is still up on the 2nd of April. And he would let down his fans... But of course he has done one such [[404|meta comics]] before, but that was not in stead of another comic. And if this is the April joke, but the comic on Monday is called 1663 then it would be stupid to have called this "one" 1663. I have some screen shots of the first status update and then as it looks now. These can be used either in the explanation when the comic comes up, or if there never will be a comic. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 14:27, 2 April 2016 (UTC)

Update @ 5:37 PM EST (GMT -5:00, Randall lives in Boston, it's his timezone). Still the "everything's on fire" banner but no new comic. He should have it up within about 6 hours and 20 minutes maximum. [[User:Papayaman1000|Papayaman1000]] ([[User talk:Papayaman1000|talk]]) 21:55, 3 April 2016 (UTC)
:Update: Time is up for GB and Germany respectively, would have been an amazing birthday for someone I know. [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 00:30, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

== Jeff's banner ==
This is off topic, but I noticed the banner from Jeff about 100 million views to the site! I followed the original explainxkcd site for about a year before the Wiki was created. If it's been going for 6 years then 100 million views would be an average of about 46,000 views per day and about 107,000 views per comic! Does anyone know when this Wiki was created?! I also know this average is misleading. Does anybody know what the current number of views per day is? Averaged over the last year for example?[[User:ExternalMonologue|ExternalMonologue]] ([[User talk:ExternalMonologue|talk]]) 00:53, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:(There's probably a better place to discuss this on the Community Portal link, but I haven't looked myself and your 'question' is here, so...)
:100 million views may include a significant number of "Is the latest comic up yet?" or "Has someone replied to my Discussion Pane comment, yet?". I think a better 'metric' (less likely to be inflated by lurkers and other people bashing backwards and forwards over established pages, looking for changes for whatever reason) would be the number of edits made. Still some slight inflation by spammers and "Something is wrong on the Internet!"ers, but much more representative of the degree of community spirit. (Still, a milestone is a milestone!) [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.7|141.101.98.7]] 01:50, 3 April 2016 (UTC)

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Am I the only one who got a sense of foreboding in the third panel and was expecting Megan to stop or dissuade the kids from this dangerous activity, rather than wondering about hydrology. I thought that was the joke here - most people would think of stopping the kids and saving them from broken crown and tumbling-related injuries, while Megan goes on a tangent about hydrology.. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.46.214|162.158.46.214]] 02:51, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:I did not, she is not supposed to know the rhyme and would thus not know that they are supposed to fall down. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 05:32, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:No, and I'm also surprised not to see it mentioned. that's exactly the reason for the blank third panel, to provide the pause for you to fill in your own punch-line (the bait) and then the final panel is the one where you're taken away at the tangent (the switch). The joke is funnier because of Megan's concern about the hydrology (which is funny by itself) distracting her from the obvious. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.10|141.101.98.10]]IB

Talk:1662: Jack and Jill

2016-04-03T23:09:00Z

ẞ qwertz: /* What happened to Friday's comic */

Often water in spring (up hill) has better quality than in stream or river (down in the valley) --[[User:JakubNarebski|JakubNarebski]] ([[User talk:JakubNarebski|talk]]) 14:23, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:The ground water table tends to be really close to ground on legs of a hill, so it's an ideal place to dig a well, in some places just a mand-made pond about a feet deep is all that is needed, in which case it's called a spring. {{unsigned ip|141.101.80.76}}

jack and Jill / went up the hill / to have a little fun / but silly Jill / forgot the pill / and now they have a son. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.151|141.101.104.151]] 14:28, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

I'd always assumed that there was a well at the top of the hill, though I hadn't realised I'd made that assumption until now. And, come to think of it, the top of a hill's a pretty bad place to put a well. --jwanders [[Special:Contributions/108.162.237.160|108.162.237.160]] 14:39, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

High water sources are ideal. Not only do they tend to be cleaner, but it also makes for easier transportation. Note that hills are often at the base of mountains. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.246.119|108.162.246.119]] 14:49, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

It's been three weeks since Randall made a really complicated joke with [[1653: United States Map]] (and a week before that also with [[1649: Pipelines]]). Someone mentioned a possible school book project based on Thing Explainer as the reason for this. Personally I hope it is because he is saving up time to spend on the joke (on us all :-) this Friday with the next [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]] like [[1350: Lorenz]] or [[1506: xkcloud]]. Can't wait. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 15:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

I found the title text explanations to miss the obvious implication that earthquakes shake the ground causing people (and buildings) to literally fall down. I preface my comment with my ignorance, I have never experienced an earthquake first hand and I am not knowledgeable as to which magnitude is required to bring things to their knees. Perhaps to this date fracking has not been associated with earthquakes of sufficient magnitude to produce this result. Still, I think this was the intended meaning on its face and I added it to the explanation without removing the others as they did make some sense.--[[User:R0hrshach|R0hrshach]] ([[User talk:R0hrshach|talk]]) 15:24, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Well someone has deleted both yours and my speculations. I still think that the idea that people who begin with fracking at first can be popular for the money they bring to the local economy, but then when all the problems related to this endeavor begin to be felt (and micro earthquakes are probably the least given how many dangerous chemicals are released into nature during the process) then maybe those who at first celebrated the project will bring you down, i.e. make you fall. (Maybe only financially be suing Jack) The deleted explanations can be seen [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1662:_Jack_and_Jill&oldid=115940 here]. If anyone else agrees that this may be the reason for the fall in the title text maybe it should be re-added? But else it will just be left as my thoughts here in the discussion page. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 20:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

The third line of the title text has an ambiguous trochaic foot with the word "oil". Some people (myself included) pronounce this word as almost two syllables (oy-el), while others make it a single syllable. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.43|173.245.54.43]] 15:35, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

Why does that child say "me and Jack" instead of "Jack and I"? That seems such a glaring grammatical mistake that it must be intentional, right? [[Special:Contributions/162.158.86.239|162.158.86.239]] 17:18, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Because she's a child. Children often use incorrect grammar of that kind. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.82|141.101.98.82]] 20:02, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
::I think many kids will say it like that in spite them being told by their parents (repeatedly) to not name them selves first. But by letting Jill speak like this, he just let them be ordinary children. How many small kids do you actually hear say ''Jack and I will go up the hill'', instead of ''Me and Jack will go up the hill''? I think it would be more strange had he done it the other way, so yet I think it was on purpose, but only for the purpose or realism, not to hide any meaning... --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 20:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC) (When first posting this it resulted in a posting conflict with the above comment, so won't change even though saying basically the same as it was a reply to the one above before the other one was posted.)
:This is actually an extremely common mistake, by native English speakers of all ages, such that it is frequently used in popular media (movies, TV, etc), often corrected by someone. And despite this correction frequently showing up, people still make this mistake, to the point where many people consider it "correct enough". I've seen this "me and him" grammatical mistake portrayed so often that I've even picked up a rule of thumb offered by some of these portrayals: Take the other person out, does it still make sense? "Me am going up the hill". This format is so common that it is less an error and more casual speaking, on par with words like "ain't", "gonna" and "gotta". In fact, saying the correct "Jack and I" can even sound odd, it's so rare. - NiceGuy1 [[Special:Contributions/173.245.52.64|173.245.52.64]] 02:32, 1 April 2016 (UTC)

The poem doesn't necessarily indicate that the water or well was located atop a hill, merely that they had to scale a hill to reach it. It could simply mean that the water source is beyond the hill in question. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.242.129|108.162.242.129]] 17:49, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Interesting observation, but somewhat lateral. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.82|141.101.98.82]] 20:02, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
:Also, going up a hill to get to the other side would be "going over the the hill".[[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.71|173.245.54.71]] 22:55, 30 March 2016 (UTC)
::Yes, unfortunately "up" is vague and "over" would be an indication of beyond.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.242.129|108.162.242.129]] 16:36, 31 March 2016 (UTC)
It seems like there have been a lot of environmental related comics, both recently with this and the tire swing and in general, often about global warming, but also about risk of Nuclear war/or pollution. Should there be a category, and if so, what should it be called, and should it only be about environment, also about nukes, or even only about global warming (or should there be more)? --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 20:12, 30 March 2016 (UTC)

Where does it say that the water is at the top of he hill? They go some distance up the hill, but not necessarily to the top. There maybe any number of reasons why they go there for water. Maybe there is a brook running down the hillside. Maybe there a well was dug there because that is where most people live. Maybe the water in the valley is poluted. Andso on and so forth. --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.135.51|162.158.135.51]] 06:38, 31 March 2016 (UTC)

There are Dew Ponds which are at the top of hills, more info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dew_pond {{unsigned ip|141.101.98.59}}

Abe and Ali,
Went down the valley,
To fetch a pail of water.
When rain falls down,
Hilltops don't drown,
The rivers flow; or oughta!
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.7|141.101.98.7]] 01:31, 2 April 2016 (UTC)

== What happened to Friday's comic ==

I know they don't happen at 00:00 GMT, but it's now 19:44 GMT/20:44 BST and no new comic.

Everything ok, Randall Hun? {{unsigned|Kev}}

See the header on the site: "The xkcd April 1st comic is currently experiencing technical difficulties. / Please stand by!"
[[Special:Contributions/162.158.72.11|162.158.72.11]] 21:18, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
:[[506: Theft of the Magi|Aww!]] I was so much looking forward to it, and now it's 10 minutes to midnight in Europe, so I won't even experience it during April 1st. Guess it will prove to be a very interesting comic along the lines of the last two years April 1st comics and his [[1608|game]] when [[Thing Explainer]] came out. I hope those in the US gets that pleasure - also for Randall's sake. It would be a pity that an [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comics]] came out on April 2nd... Of course this feels like I have been made an April fool so I'll take that as an experience, maybe like the first [[404: Not Found|Fool's comic]] from 2008. Havbe fun those of you who still have a chance to try it out today. ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 21:54, 1 April 2016 (UTC)
Additional updates have been posted...
:Status update: Please stand by.
:Status update: This is fine. Everything is fine.
:Status update: Everything is on fire.
:Status update: Searching for calendar systems in which Saturday is April 1st.
--[[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.80|173.245.54.80]] 02:20, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
::Well then at least I did not miss anything... He still has 1½ hour where it is still April 1st in California... (But three more hours in Hawaii.) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 05:32, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
::Too late for that as well. He still has almost two hours until April 1st ends in [http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/usa/baker-island baker-island] though... ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 10:16, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:::And it is officially too late, as the date has now changed past April 1st all over the globe. Sad on behalf of Randall. Hope he makes it work and the anticipation that this should be a really great comic is sky high now. I'm taking comfort in playing with {{xkcd|1350|Lorenz}} again ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 12:04, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:New update Saturday afternoon (in the US):
::The Friday xkcd comic is currently experiencing technical difficulties
::[Editor's note: Everything is on fire]
::and has been delayed until Sunday night.
:So nothing for this weekend. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 17:28, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
::And if it is Sunday night then it is not in Europe. In half an hour it is midnight in central Europe... Maybe he is making a hoax on us that have been awaiting a new [[Lorenz]]? Quite dissapointed now and will go to bed ;-) --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 21:26, 3 April 2016 (UTC)

Is it possible that the April joke is the banner and the absent comic? I propose a new wiki page is created for comic 1663 (April 1st), containing the banner and discussion about where the comic has gone.
[[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.125|141.101.104.125]] 14:02, 2 April 2016 (UTC)Wilhelm
:I have thought about it, but I think we should await the next comic on Monday before creating any pages. It could of course be, I would think it was a poor April fool's joke especially since it is still up on the 2nd of April. And he would let down his fans... But of course he has done one such [[404|meta comics]] before, but that was not in stead of another comic. And if this is the April joke, but the comic on Monday is called 1663 then it would be stupid to have called this "one" 1663. I have some screen shots of the first status update and then as it looks now. These can be used either in the explanation when the comic comes up, or if there never will be a comic. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 14:27, 2 April 2016 (UTC)

Update @ 5:37 PM EST (GMT -5:00, Randall lives in Boston, it's his timezone). Still the "everything's on fire" banner but no new comic. He should have it up within about 6 hours and 20 minutes maximum. [[User:Papayaman1000|Papayaman1000]] ([[User talk:Papayaman1000|talk]]) 21:55, 3 April 2016 (UTC)
:Update: Time is up for GB and Germany respectively, would have been an amazing birthday for someone I know.

== Jeff's banner ==
This is off topic, but I noticed the banner from Jeff about 100 million views to the site! I followed the original explainxkcd site for about a year before the Wiki was created. If it's been going for 6 years then 100 million views would be an average of about 46,000 views per day and about 107,000 views per comic! Does anyone know when this Wiki was created?! I also know this average is misleading. Does anybody know what the current number of views per day is? Averaged over the last year for example?[[User:ExternalMonologue|ExternalMonologue]] ([[User talk:ExternalMonologue|talk]]) 00:53, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:(There's probably a better place to discuss this on the Community Portal link, but I haven't looked myself and your 'question' is here, so...)
:100 million views may include a significant number of "Is the latest comic up yet?" or "Has someone replied to my Discussion Pane comment, yet?". I think a better 'metric' (less likely to be inflated by lurkers and other people bashing backwards and forwards over established pages, looking for changes for whatever reason) would be the number of edits made. Still some slight inflation by spammers and "Something is wrong on the Internet!"ers, but much more representative of the degree of community spirit. (Still, a milestone is a milestone!) [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.7|141.101.98.7]] 01:50, 3 April 2016 (UTC)

----

Am I the only one who got a sense of foreboding in the third panel and was expecting Megan to stop or dissuade the kids from this dangerous activity, rather than wondering about hydrology. I thought that was the joke here - most people would think of stopping the kids and saving them from broken crown and tumbling-related injuries, while Megan goes on a tangent about hydrology.. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.46.214|162.158.46.214]] 02:51, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:I did not, she is not supposed to know the rhyme and would thus not know that they are supposed to fall down. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 05:32, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
:No, and I'm also surprised not to see it mentioned. that's exactly the reason for the blank third panel, to provide the pause for you to fill in your own punch-line (the bait) and then the final panel is the one where you're taken away at the tangent (the switch). The joke is funnier because of Megan's concern about the hydrology (which is funny by itself) distracting her from the obvious. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.10|141.101.98.10]]IB

Talk:1580: Travel Ghost

2015-09-21T17:22:01Z

ẞ qwertz:

Racing Ghosts is a refference to Mario Kart [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 12:50, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

: This seems like a bit of a stretch to me. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.55.118|173.245.55.118]] 13:35, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

:: It's not a reference to Mario Kart specifically (lots of racing games have ghosts), but that's basically what this is doing - translating the concept of racing ghosts to the real world.--[[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.70|108.162.216.70]] 13:50, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

::: Well, there are some fitness running apps that support a ghost runner mode, so you run against your best time and get updates if you are in front or behind of your „ghost“. Without actually being able to prove it, I believe (and always assumed) this idea is actually inspired from racing games like Mario Kart. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.115.36|162.158.115.36]] 13:56, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

: Also, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_attack#Video_games [[User:SirKitKat|sirKitKat]] ([[User talk:SirKitKat|talk]]) 14:11, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

So in the title text, is he being replaced with the ghost who always *ahem* comes last? --[[User:SaturNine|SaturNine]] ([[User talk:SaturNine|talk]]) 12:53, 21 September 2015 (UTC)
:I agree. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.50.154|173.245.50.154]] 13:36, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Is this the first time Cueballs children were shown? [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 17:22, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

Talk:1580: Travel Ghost

2015-09-21T12:50:08Z

ẞ qwertz: Created page with "Racing Ghosts is a refference to Mario Kart ~~~~"

Racing Ghosts is a refference to Mario Kart [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 12:50, 21 September 2015 (UTC)

956: Sharing

2015-09-14T09:27:47Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| number = 956
| date = September 26, 2011
| title = Sharing
| image = sharing.png
| titletext = In the new edition of The Giving Tree, the tree uses social tools to share with its friend all the best places to buy things.
}}

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|explain the titel text}}
''{{w|The Giving Tree}}'' is a book in which a tree gives everything it has to a little boy out of love and a desire for the boy's company: apples to sell, wood to build a house, even letting the boy cut it down to make a boat. At the end of the book, the boy comes back as a grown man and the tree tells him sadly that it has nothing else to give. The man tells the tree that he only wants a tree stump to sit on, and the tree gladly gives him that. Notably, the tree's moments of greatest distress come when it fears that it can give the boy no more and that the boy will leave it.

.azw is an e-book file format used and created by the online company {{w|Amazon.com}}, which makes and sells the popular {{w|Amazon Kindle}} e-reader. Complaints against the format have been made concerning its closed nature: some people claim that all information should be free and imposing restrictions on its usage is limiting growth in the modern world. This comic was published two days before the release of the fifth generation of Kindles, alongside complaints that Amazon would continue to use {{w|DRM}} "encumbered" e-book formats.

The comic is a criticism of the usage of DRM in digital commerce. The tree's willingness to offer up its file is parallel to the generous nature of the tree in ''The Giving Tree''. The tree is prevented from sharing its file however, by DRM in the file. With nothing to gain from the tree, Cueball and Megan leave the tree alone, in a manner similar to the fears of the tree in ''The Giving Tree''. The final frame is a reference to the iconic silhouette of a tree that is used in the loading screens of Amazon's Kindles, a link between the abandoned tree in the comic and an abandoned Kindle.

==Transcript==
:[Megan and Cueball hang out in front of a tree.]
:Megan: Whoa. What's this?
:Cueball: What's what?
:Megan: This tree has a USB port.

:Cueball: Try connecting to it, I guess.
:[Megan brings out a laptop and connects to it.]
:Megan: It's offering up a drive with one file on it.

:Cueball: What's the file?
:Megan: An eBook. "Shel_Silverstein_-_The_Giving_Tree.azw"
:Cueball: Never heard of it. Let's take a look!

:Laptop: DRM Error: You have not purchased rights to view this title. Lending is not enabled.

:Cueball: Huh. Oh well.
:Megan: Let's go see what Mike is up to.

:[The tree is alone.]

{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]

1556: The Sky

2015-07-27T12:57:57Z

ẞ qwertz: /* Transcript */

{{comic
| number = 1556
| date = July 27, 2015
| title = The Sky
| image = the_sky.png
| titletext = The other half has some cool shipwrecks, rocks, and snakes, but if you move those out of the way, it also has more sky.
}}

==Explanation==
The sky is nice, especially when full of various clouds and light as shown in the second panel.

The title text implies that the two "halves" in question are the Earth and the Sky. (Humans live at the interface between them.)

The title text refers to the fact that the Earth is round, so if you "moved it out of the way" you would find more sky on the other side.

==Transcript==
{{incomplete|Describe the Pictures}}

'''Cueball:''' I like the sky.

'''Megan:''' Yeah.

'''Megan:''' It's one of my favorite halves.
{{comic discussion}}

[[Category:Comics with color]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]

Talk:1556: The Sky

2015-07-27T12:55:32Z

ẞ qwertz:

Typical, I think nobody's actually going to try to explain this, and I get Save Conflicted. My (wordier) version. In case any of it is useful.
:The sky is ever changing, and can often give interesting views such as that illustrated in the comic. Cueball and Megan seem to be agreeing about this, and its pleasing nature.
:As (ignoring particularly unusual viewpoints, severe topography and obscuring vegetation/architecture) the sky is pretty much the upper hemisphere of any external view, it is inded a "half". It would seem to be redundant to say it is "one of my favourite halves", as that indicates both a list of at least two items to choose from ''and'' more than one 'favourite'. Being in 'the top two of a list of two' actually means nothing. But the other half could be the ground ''or'' the sea, ''or'' a composite of the two, so conceivably there ''might'' be more than two 'halves' to choose from in this case. Not that the statement makes much more sense.
:The title-text acknowledges the fact that the other half can have snakes (the land), shipwrecks (the sea) and rocks (either), in a manner that sounds like justifications for any non-sky 'halves' being interesting too, to the kind of people Cueball and Megan seem to be. But it also suggests that by removing all of these you'd be seeing sky, below, that people on the other side of the 'rocks' (the whole Earth) had been seeing as their own 'sky above'. At least until the effects of entirely removing the substance of the planet start to show, of course.
...for what it's worth. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.168|141.101.98.168]] 11:57, 27 July 2015 (UTC)

Maybe, maybe the comic is a slight refference to the recent observetory of plutos athmosphere. [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 12:55, 27 July 2015 (UTC)

1552: Rulebook

2015-07-17T06:46:39Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| number = 1552
| date = July 17, 2015
| title = Rulebook
| image = rulebook.png
| titletext = It's definitely an intentional foul, but we've decided it's worth it.
}}

==Explanation==
{{Incomplete|first draft}}
This is a common theme in xkcd and a reference to the film series Air Bud and other similar films. In the film a golden retriever becomes the star player in a sports team. Invariably in these films the opposing team will contest the legality of inter-species play resulting in the referees stating "nothing in the rule book says dogs can't play".

This flawed reasoning allows any number of activities that are not specifically discussed in the rule book.

In this scenario the opposing team is planning to euthanize a member of their opposition and note that it is also not specifically discussed in the rule book.

The title text alludes to the flaw in the reasoning indicating such things are discussed indirectly in the rule book. Killing a player is a technical foul, but the penalty may be well worth the removal of the opposing star player.

==Transcript==

Ponytail: There's nothing in the rulebook that says we can't kill and eat your dog.

{{comic discussion}}

531: Contingency Plan

2015-07-13T08:01:18Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| number = 531
| date = January 16, 2009
| title = Contingency Plan
| image = contingency_plan.png
| titletext = Kids are genetic experiments. We're just experimenting responsibly!
}}

==Explanation==
[[Megan]] comments that [[Cueball]] is force-feeding their child so many sugary drinks that the child runs the risk of developing {{w|diabetes}}. Cueball responds that that is the plan, since if anything were to go wrong, they'll just have to stop giving her {{w|insulin}}, which will kill her. Cueball then comments that he thus takes the Jurassic Park approach to parenting.

{{w|Jurassic_Park_(franchise)|Jurassic Park}} is a series of books and films centering on a disastrous attempt to create a theme park of cloned dinosaurs. In particular, the park scientists give the dinosaurs {{w|lysine}} deficiency as a ''contingency plan'', so that if some dinosaur were to escape, it wouldn't be able to survive in the wild. In practice, lysine can easily be obtained by eating protein-rich foods like red meat, lamb or pork.

The title text continues the theme, noting that having children is basically one big genetic experiment, and that Cueball is experimenting responsibly, by having a contingency plan, thinking ahead as to the possible consequences of his experiment.

==Transcript==
:[Megan and Cueball holding a green bottle are standing beside a crib. Another green bottle is lying on the floor.]
:Megan: More sugary drinks? Are you trying to give her diabetes?
:Cueball: Yeah - then we keep her supplied with insulin unless things go wrong.
[Caption below the frame:]
:I take the ''Jurassic Park'' approach to parenting.

{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics with color]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Megan]]
[[Category:Jurassic Park]]

152: Hamster Ball

2015-07-13T07:40:22Z

ẞ qwertz: /* Trivia */

{{comic
| number = 152
| date = September 3, 2006
| title = Hamster Ball
| image = hamster_ball.png
| titletext = Reportedly, double-walled inflatable balls like this exist somewhere. Now to find that place.
}}

==Explanation==
The comic starts with a {{w|genie}}, who, having been freed from a magical lamp, grants the owner three wishes; this isn't unusual, since the {{w|Genie in popular culture|idea of a genie}} that does this is a very [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenieInABottle common trope] in the fantasy genre.

[[Cueball]] asks for a human-sized {{w|hamster ball}}, and when he gets it, he starts to roll around in it, obviously entertained.
The genie then asks what he would like for his [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThreeWishes other two wishes], to which, having being granted already his heart's desire, he states he wouldn't need the other wishes for anything.

The title text refers to the activity of {{w|Zorbing}}. And later [[Randall]] found out where to get one and went on a [[211: Hamster Ball Heist|hamster ball heist]], and hamster balls has been a [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Category:Hamster_Ball recurring theme] on xkcd since this comic.

Genies (or magic lamps) are mentioned in at least three other comics:
*[[532: Piano]]
*[[879: Lamp]]
*[[1391: Darkness]]
In the first two Randall manages to use the concept to make penis related jokes. 
In the third the issue of number of wishes is discussed, from the perspective of wanting more than three wishes. The issue of wishing for more wishes is also the subject of [[1086: Eyelash Wish Log]], so it is not always enough with one or even three wishes!

==Transcript==
:[Cueball stands by a genie, whose lower body becomes smoke and trails down to an old-fashioned lamp.]
:Genie: You have awakened me from the lamp. You may have three wishes. What does your heart desire?
:Cueball: I'd like a human-sized hamster ball.

:[A hamster ball appears; Cueball is inside it.]
:Cueball: Sweet!

:[Cueball steps to left; the ball rolls that way.]

:[He does the same thing to his right.]

:[Cueball comes to rest in the centre of the panel.]

:Genie: And your other wishes?
:Cueball: Why would I need other wishes?

==Trivia==
*For some unknown reason this comic is one of three comics that has been [[:Category:Sunday comics|released on a Sunday]].
**The Monday release was then skipped and the next comic came out Wednesday.

{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Hamster Ball]]

1550: Episode VII

2015-07-13T07:33:47Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| number = 1550
| date = July 13, 2015
| title = Episode VII
| image = episode_vii.png
| titletext = The Lord of the Rings sequel, set years after the Ring hubbub has died down, is just Samwise discreetly creeping back to Bag End to finish dropping the eaves.
}}

{{Incomplete|First Draft}}

==Explanation==
''{{w|Star Wars: The Force Awakens}}'' (also known as ''Episode VII'') is set to premiere in December 2015. This comic foretells the plot of the movie, based on a quote from the first film in the series.

In ''{{w|Star Wars (film)|Star Wars}}'' (''Episode IV: A New Hope''), {{w|Owen Lars}} tells his (step-)nephew, {{w|Luke Skywalker}}, to clean two newly purchased droids:

:'''Uncle Owen:''' Luke! Take these two over to the garage will ya? I want 'em cleaned up before dinner
:'''Luke:''' But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!
:'''Uncle Owen:''' You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now, come on. Get to it.

One of the droids happens to be {{w|R2-D2}}, and the attempt to clean him reveals a message which sets in motion the events of ''Star Wars'' episodes IV, V and VI, where Luke plays a crucial part. In this comic, Luke returns to {{w|Tatooine}} to finish the errand that was interrupted. Apparently, that's all that happens in episode VII.

The title text alludes to {{w|Samwise Gamgee}} being similarly interrupted (by {{w|Gandalf}} and a quest to save the free world) in his eavesdropping outside {{w|Bag End}} in the beginning of the ''{{w|Lord of the Rings}}'' (although he himself adamantly denies dropping any eaves).

==Transcript==
Star Wars The Force Awakens

Tosche Station

Hello

I'm here for those power converters

Directed By J.J.Abrams

Title text: The Lord of the Rings sequel, set years after the Ring hubbub has died down, is just Samwise discreetly creeping back to Bag End to finish dropping the eaves.
{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:LOTR]]
[[Category:Star Wars]]
[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]

1550: Episode VII

2015-07-13T07:28:06Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| number = 1550
| date = July 13, 2015
| title = Episode VII
| image = episode_vii.png
| titletext = The Lord of the Rings sequel, set years after the Ring hubbub has died down, is just Samwise discreetly creeping back to Bag End to finish dropping the eaves.
}}

==Explanation==
''{{w|Star Wars: The Force Awakens}}'' (also known as ''Episode VII'') is set to premiere in December 2015. This comic foretells the plot of the movie, based on a quote from the first film in the series.

In ''{{w|Star Wars (film)|Star Wars}}'' (''Episode IV: A New Hope''), {{w|Owen Lars}} tells his (step-)nephew, {{w|Luke Skywalker}}, to clean two newly purchased droids:

:'''Uncle Owen:''' Luke! Take these two over to the garage will ya? I want 'em cleaned up before dinner
:'''Luke:''' But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!
:'''Uncle Owen:''' You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done. Now, come on. Get to it.

One of the droids happens to be {{w|R2-D2}}, and the attempt to clean him reveals a message which sets in motion the events of ''Star Wars'' episodes IV, V and VI, where Luke plays a crucial part. In this comic, Luke returns to {{w|Tatooine}} to finish the errand that was interrupted. Apparently, that's all that happens in episode VII.

The title text alludes to {{w|Samwise Gamgee}} being similarly interrupted (by {{w|Gandalf}} and a quest to save the free world) in his eavesdropping outside {{w|Bag End}} in the beginning of the ''{{w|Lord of the Rings}}'' (although he himself adamantly denies dropping any eaves).

==Transcript==
Star Wars The Force Awakens

Tosche Station

Hello

I'm here for those power converters

Directed By J.J.Abrams

Title text: The Lord of the Rings sequel, set years after the Ring hubbub has died down, is just Samwise discreetly creeping back to Bag End to finish dropping the eaves.
{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:LOTR]]
[[Category:Star Wars]]

1549: xkcd Phone 3

2015-07-10T06:13:12Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| number = 1549
| date = July 10, 2015
| title = XKCD Phone 3
| image = xkcd_phone_3.png
| titletext = If you're not completely satisfied with the phone after 30 days, we will return you to your home at no cost.
}}

{{Incomplete|First draft}}

==Explanation==
This is a follow up to [[1363: xkcd Phone]] and [[1465: xkcd Phone 2]]. It parodies common smartphone specs by attributing absurd or useless features to a fictional phone.

*'''Ear screen''': A strange phrase as the word screen refers to a visual artifact while the ear process sound. It may refer to the loudspeaker.
*'''Heartbeat accelerator''':
*'''MobilePay money clip''': While mobile pay is a form of payment involving electronic transfers via cellphone, this model includes a money clip; a way of holding physical bills together, which beats the purpose of electronic payment. whether this is a clip that transfers money digitally or the phrase mobile pay is just a marketing tag is unknown.
*'''Siri, or whoever it was w put in here''': A joke on intelligent personal assistants.
*'''Instead of being on surface only, screen goes all the way through''':
*'''theknot.con partnership: Phone licensed to perform wedding ceremonies and does so at random''':
*'''Fingerprint randomizer''':
*'''USB E (hotswappable)''':
*'''waterproof, but can drown''':
*'''Foretold by prophecy''':
*'''Runs Natively''':
*'''Wristband''': Probably mocking trending smart watches
*'''Wireless discharging''': Many modern cellphones feature wireless charging, which uses electromagnetic induction to charge the battery of the device. This model, apparently uses the same technology to discharge the battery; which, of course is something undesired, as one needs the battery's energy to run the phone.
*'''Magnetic stripe''': A data storage method used by devices such as credit cards and key cards to hold and transfer smalls amounts of information like key codes. Usually cellphones don't have them as they utilize more robust and protected ways to store and transmit data. The magnetic stripe shown would also be very annoying as it seems to block part of the screen.
*'''2 AA batteries (not included)''': A phrase usually shown on small low powered electronic devices like remote controllers, and not on cellphones; which need to be constantly recharged for continuous use.
*'''boneless''':

The title texts is a joke on guaranties and customer service. Usually the advertisement says that, if the customer is not satisfied with the product, they'll refund the money and take the product back at no additional cost. In this case they guarantee the customer they'll send him/her home without charge; implying they wont fix or refund anything.

==Transcript==
:Ear screen
:Heartbeat accelerator
:MobilePay money clip
:Siri, or whoever it was w put in here
:Instead of being on surface only, screen goes all the way through
:theknot.con partnership: Phone licensed to perform wedding ceremonies and does so at random
:Fingerprint randomizer
:USB E (hotswappable)
:waterproof, but can drown
:Foretold by prophecy
:Runs Natively
:Wristband
:Wireless discharging
:Magnetic stripe
:2 AA batteries (not included)
:boneless

:Introducing
:The XKCD phone 3
:we made another one

{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Smartphones]]

Talk:1538: Lyrics

2015-06-15T06:35:14Z

ẞ qwertz:

The character I'm missing in the title is [http://unicode-table.com/en/0FD0/ Tibetan Mark Bska- Shog Gi Mgo Rgyan U+0FD0] [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.129|108.162.216.129]] 06:13, 15 June 2015 (UTC)

And the second Box is a Mathematical Script small I (U+1D4BE)
And the First Box is a Mathematical Fraktur small S (U+1D530)
I think These are the only ones, that iOS7 can't picture. [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 06:35, 15 June 2015 (UTC)

Talk:1538: Lyrics

2015-06-15T06:32:39Z

ẞ qwertz:

The character I'm missing in the title is [http://unicode-table.com/en/0FD0/ Tibetan Mark Bska- Shog Gi Mgo Rgyan U+0FD0] [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.129|108.162.216.129]] 06:13, 15 June 2015 (UTC)

And the second Box is a Mathematical Script small I (U+1D4BE) [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 06:26, 15 June 2015 (UTC)
And the First Box is a Mathematical Fraktur small S (U+1D530) [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 06:32, 15 June 2015 (UTC)
I think These are the only ones, that iOS7 can't picture. [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 06:32, 15 June 2015 (UTC)

Talk:1538: Lyrics

2015-06-15T06:27:22Z

ẞ qwertz:

Talk:1538: Lyrics

2015-06-15T06:26:34Z

ẞ qwertz:

Talk:1536: The Martian

2015-06-10T05:46:22Z

ẞ qwertz: Created page with "I'm too ~~~~"

I'm too [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 05:46, 10 June 2015 (UTC)

User:ẞ qwertz

2015-06-03T10:10:42Z

ẞ qwertz:

Hi, I'm from Germany

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288: Elevator

2015-05-27T17:01:27Z

ẞ qwertz: /* Trivia */

{{comic
| number = 288
| date = July 11, 2007
| title = Elevator
| image = Elevator.jpg
| titletext = Quick, try it with 'LOVE'.
}}

==Explanation==
[[Cueball]] is in an elevator, and notices that, beneath the certificate of [[Elevator Inspection]], mandatory in all U.S. elevators at least, there are buttons for Floor 1, 2, 3, and 4, and then a mysterious unlabeled button. Possible logical conclusions he might have made include (1) there is a fifth floor reachable by pushing the bottom button which for some reason is not labeled; or (2) the button has some other function, a common one is to stop the elevator wherever it may be; or (3) the panel with the buttons is from a template used for various elevators with up to five floors, and as this particular elevator only goes to four floors the bottom button is unlabeled and nothing will happen if he pushes it.

He has, however, chosen to accept a different explanation: the fifth button is not currently assigned, but giving it a label will assign it to whatever floor or other function he can give it. The possibilities are truly endless. And so, the intrepid Cueball writes "Zeppelin" on a slip of paper, tapes it next to the unassigned button, thereby assigning it to move the elevator not to Floor 5 but to a {{w|Zeppelin}}. And it works – the elevator opens aboard a Zeppelin floating in the air, high above a land with many lakes.

The title text is most likely a reference to the Aerosmith song "Love in an Elevator," which really is about sex in an elevator. However, it would also be great if one could reach the elevation of love by getting there in a magic elevator.

==Transcript==
:[Elevator panel, with a Certificate of Inspection and five floor buttons, numbered 1–4. The fifth button is unlabeled.]
:[Cueball thinks.]
:[Cueball writes something on a small piece of paper.]
:''Write Write''
:[Cueball tapes it onto the panel.]
:[Elevator panel, with the same Certificate and buttons, and with the piece of paper labeling the fifth button "Zeppelin".]
:[Cueball presses the new "Zeppelin" button.]
:[Elevator moves.]
:Elevator: ''Ding''
:[Cueball is looking out the door of a Zeppelin. The Zeppelin is flying over a green landscape with many lakes.]

==Trivia==

*There is a [https://youtu.be/z9U9MN7_jus fan made animated version of this comic].

{{Comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:Comics with color]]
[[Category:Airships]]
[[Category:Elevators]]

287: NP-Complete

2015-05-27T17:00:33Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| number = 287
| date = July 9, 2007
| title = NP-Complete
| image = np_complete.png
| titletext = General solutions get you a 50% tip.
}}

==Explanation==
Another entry in the "[[My Hobby]]" series of cartoons. [[Cueball]] is embedding {{w|NP-complete|NP-complete problems}} in restaurant orders. Specifically, he is ordering appetizers not by explicitly stating the names, but by the total price of them all. This is a simplified example of the {{w|Knapsack problem|knapsack problem}}. This is a problem in combinatorial optimization, as follows: If you have a knapsack (backpack or rucksack) which can hold a specific amount of weight, and you have a set of items, each with its own assigned value and weight, you have to select items to put into the knapsack so that the weight does not exceed the capacity of the knapsack and the combined value of all the items is maximized.

In {{w|Computational complexity theory|computational complexity theory}}, NP stands for "nondeterministic polynomial time," which means that problems which are NP take polynomial running time (i.e. the time a CPU would take to run the program would be polynomial in the input size) to verify a solution, but it is unknown whether finding any or all solutions can be done in polynomial time. Polynomial time is considered efficient; exponential and higher times are considered unfeasible for computation. NP-complete problems are ones which, if a polynomial time algorithm is found for any of them, then all NP problems have polynomial time solutions. In short, particular guesses in NP-complete problems can be checked easily, but systematically finding solutions is far more difficult.

The waiter's problem is NP-complete, since a given order's price can be found and checked quickly, but finding an order to match a price is much harder. (Formal proofs of the NP-completeness of the knapsack problem can be found at the above link.) The most straightforward way for a human to find a solution is to methodically start by first listing all the (6) ways of choosing one appetizer, and their total costs, then list all the (21) ways of choosing two appetizers (allowing repeats), and then list all the (56) ways of choosing three appetizers, and so forth. As any combination of eight appetizers would be more than $15.05, the process need not extend beyond listing all the (1715) ways of choosing seven appetizers.

Another famous NP-complete problem is the {{w|Travelling salesman problem|travelling salesman problem}}, mentioned by Cueball at the end, referring to the waiter's claim that he has 6 more tables to get to. (see also [[399: Travelling Salesman Problem]]).

The title text refers to the fact that NP-complete problems have no known polynomial time general solutions, and it is unknown if such a solution can ever be found. If the waiter can find an efficient general solution to this he will have solved one of the most famous problems in mathematics. This problem is one of the six remaining unsolved {{w|Millennium Prize Problems}} stated by the Clay Mathematics Institute in 2000, for which a correct solution (including proving that such a solution doesn't exist) is worth US$1,000,000. A 50% tip is slightly less than fair.

For those curious, there are exactly two combinations of appetizers which total $15.05 and solve the problem posed in the comic strip:
#A combination of two orders of hot wings, one order of mixed fruit, and one sampler plate
#Seven mixed fruit orders (this solution was not intended - see [[#Trivia|trivia]] below)

==Transcript==
:My Hobby:
:Embedding NP-Complete problems in restaurant orders
:[A menu is shown.]
:Chotchkies Restaurant
:Appetizers
:Mixed Fruit 2.15
:French Fries 2.75
:Side Salad 3.35
:Hot Wings 3.55
:Mozzarella Sticks 4.20
:Sampler Plate 5.80
:Sandwiches
:Barbecue 6.55
:[Megan, another person, and Cueball are sitting at a table. Cueball is holding the menu as well as a thick book and is ordering from a waiter. Megan is facepalming.]
:Cueball: We'd like exactly $15.05 worth of appetizers, please.
:Waiter: ...Exactly? Uhh...
:Cueball: Here, these papers on the knapsack problem might help you out.
:Waiter: Listen, I have six other tables to get to—
:Cueball: —As fast as possible, of course. Want something on traveling salesman?

==Trivia==

*"Chotchkies" (slightly misspelt) is Yiddish slang for little accessories and trinkets. It is also the name of the restaurant in the 1999 Mike Judge-directed comedy ''{{w|Office Space}}''.

*In [http://www.maa.org/mathhorizons/MH-Sep2012_XKCD.html an interview] with the Mathematical Association of America Randall said that the trivial answer to this problem was a mistake.

{{comic discussion}}
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
[[Category:My Hobby]]
[[Category:Comics with color]]
[[Category:Math]]

730: Circuit Diagram

2015-05-27T16:43:31Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| number = 730
| date = April 21, 2010
| title = Circuit Diagram
| image = circuit_diagram.png
| titletext = I just caught myself idly trying to work out what that resistor mass would actually be, and realized I had self-nerd-sniped.
}}

==Explanation==
Another fine example of [[356|nerd sniping]].
There are pieces of circuit diagrams, road maps, chemical diagrams, and other things all mixed in.
Explanations for each below!

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{{circuit-diagram-part|X=19|Y=25|W=106|H=37|image=circuit_diagram-019-025-106-037-scale.png|text=A map scale. Lists kilometers and miles as equivalent. And makes the diagram many miles wide.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=15|Y=62|W=40|H=85|image=circuit_diagram-015-062-040-085-antenna.png|text=An antenna. Typical of radio receivers or transmitters. Or the Turtle in LOGO programming language}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=53|Y=60|W=41|H=87|image=circuit_diagram-053-060-041-087-inductor.png|text=A coil or inductor. Normal, but unlabeled.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=107|Y=86|W=85|H=93|image=circuit_diagram-107-086-085-093-cloverleaf.png|text=A {{w|cloverleaf interchange}} or junction is a feature of road networks that does not belong in a circuit diagram. Of course, other types of {{w|p–n junction|junction}} are important in electronics.
A cloverleaf junction has previously been used in comic: [[253: Highway Engineer Pranks]]}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=184|Y=12|W=87|H=63|image=circuit_diagram-184-012-087-063-battery.png|text=A battery. The voltage of square root of two is strange, but getting about 1.41412... volts is not unheard of. This could also indicate an [[wikipedia:Root_mean_square|RMS]] voltage. The marked polarity is also the reverse of what is implied by the symbol (where the larger terminal is positive).}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=187|Y=110|W=94|H=71|image=circuit_diagram-187-110-094-071-resister.png|text=A 120 ohm resistor is normal enough. "Or to taste" is odd for a circuit diagram and more like instructions from a recipe, e.g., "1 tbsp tomato purée, or to taste".}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=283|Y=50|W=90|H=63|image=circuit_diagram-283-050-090-063-switch.png|text=A normal switch, with a notation to glue it open. Reminiscent of the [http://catb.org/esr/jargon/html/magic-story.html MAGIC/MORE MAGIC] switch.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=337|Y=101|W=69|H=64|image=circuit_diagram-337-101-069-064-transisitor.png|text=A bipolar PNP transistor, except that it has two emitters and no collector.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=52|Y=141|W=79|H=107|image=circuit_diagram-052-141-079-107-compass-points.png|text=Compass points. A map feature, not a circuit feature.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=415|Y=18|W=63|H=58|image=circuit_diagram-415-018-063-058-resister.png|text=A normal resistor, labeled with color code. Brown-Blue-Orange would be 16000 ohms. Resistor color codes are for reading the value on the physical device itself. They would not normally be shown on the circuit diagram, where it's much easier to just write the number, e.g. 16K.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=517|Y=14|W=42|H=32|image=circuit_diagram-517-014-042-032-diode.png|text=A normal diode.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=615|Y=55|W=73|H=74|image=circuit_diagram-615-055-073-074-666timer.png|text=A chip. The normal timer is a "{{w|555_timer_IC|555}}". "666" would be the number of the beast in [http://www.blueletterbible.org/Bible.cfm?b=Rev&c=13&v=18&t=KJV#18 Rev. 13:18]. The pin connected to "?" is the CTRL pin on a normal 555 timer, which would typically be connected to ground (via a decoupling capacitor) if used at all; the implication here seems to be that it would be connected directly to Hell itself.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=632|Y=138|W=69|H=41|image=circuit_diagram-632-138-069-041-bat.png|text=A Batman logo.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=650|Y=211|W=75|H=71|image=circuit_diagram-650-211-075-071-squirrel.png|text=A squirrel, or perhaps a wire bent into the shape of a squirrel. What it does as a circuit element is unclear. [[Category:Squirrels|Squirrels]] have also appeared in past and future xkcd comics.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=606|Y=165|W=54|H=53|image=circuit_diagram-606-165-054-053-inductor.png|text=A coil or inductor, or a spring symbol in Physics force diagrams, probably the latter as it is labeled with an 11-kilogram mass.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=538|Y=209|W=99|H=59|image=circuit_diagram-538-209-099-059-generator.png|text=A 240-volt AC generator (or other power source).}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=483|Y=186|W=111|H=103|image=circuit_diagram-483-186-111-103-shorted-generator.png|text=A shorting wire around a generator. The label reads "Omit this if you're a '''wimp.'''" If this wire is included, it will quickly melt - or worse.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=419|Y=78|W=57|H=75|image=circuit_diagram-419-078-057-075-scarab-beetles.png|text=A jar of {{w|Scarabaeidae|scarab beetles}}.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=482|Y=47|W=28|H=44|image=circuit_diagram-482-047-028-044-variable-resister.png|text=A variable resistor with center tap. Normally, there would be an arrowhead on the center tap.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=507|Y=53|W=22|H=27|image=circuit_diagram-507-053-022-027-capacitor.png|text=A normal capacitor.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=577|Y=318|W=96|H=62|image=circuit_diagram-577-318-096-062-magic.png|text="{{w|Magic Smoke}}" is the legendary stuff inside a chip that comes out when it fails.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=669|Y=315|W=51|H=66|image=circuit_diagram-669-315-051-066-frayed-wires.png|text=Some frayed or dangling wires.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=567|Y=392|W=58|H=48|image=circuit_diagram-567-392-058-048-buoy.png|text=An object which is either a float used in fishing, a {{w|Tippe top}}, or perhaps a {{w|Naval mine|mine}}.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=458|Y=336|W=111|H=86|image=circuit_diagram-458-336-111-086-moral-rectifier.png|text=A {{w|Diode_bridge|bridge rectifier}}, which would normally turn alternating current at the top and bottom into direct current on the left and right. In this case, it is labeled as a "moral rectifier". This is presumably a play on the idea of moral rectitude – it makes your circuit more moral. Why this matters in a circuit is unclear.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=423|Y=259|W=80|H=85|image=circuit_diagram-423-259-080-085-warm-front.png|text=A {{w|warm front}} is a feature on a {{w|Surface weather analysis|synoptic weather map}}.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=190|Y=199|W=54|H=52|image=circuit_diagram-190-199-054-052-battery.png|text=A normal 50-volt battery.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=173|Y=200|W=89|H=56|image=circuit_diagram-173-200-089-056-shorted-battery.png|text=A battery is grounded on both sides. Something will melt or burn out quickly, unless these are separate "earth ground"s, in which case the ground might get a bit cooked.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=259|Y=198|W=174|H=25|image=circuit_diagram-259-198-174-025-pull-wire.png|text=Text reads "Pull this wire really tight". This kind of physical-property issue may indicate a high-frequency radio device. Or, given the absurdity of the context, it's a silly reference to a "high tension wire."}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=141|Y=211|W=41|H=91|image=circuit_diagram-141-211-041-091-3-8-inch.png|text=A specified 3/8-inch separation. This probably indicates a carefully controlled capacitance issue. Also contradicts the scale of the drawing, by which the distance shown would be about 0.8 miles or 0.8 km.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=173|Y=309|W=92|H=59|image=circuit_diagram-173-309-092-059-eel.png|text=An {{w|electric eel}}. This may be an effective power source in the circuit, capable of producing a shock at up to 600 volts and 1 ampere of current (600 watts), but for less than 2 ms.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=266|Y=307|W=35|H=41|image=circuit_diagram-266-307-035-041-resistor.png|text=A normal resistor.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=222|Y=358|W=34|H=29|image=circuit_diagram-222-358-034-029-capacitor.png|text=A normal capacitor.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=130|Y=335|W=44|H=40|image=circuit_diagram-130-335-044-040-resistor.png|text=A normal resistor, labeled "ë". This may be a play on {{w|e (mathematical constant)|Euler's Number}}, which doesn't normally have an umlaut. Alternatively instead of being an umlaut it may indicate the second {{w|derivative}} derivative of e with respect to time in {{w|Newton's notation}}, in which case, as e is a constant, the resistance of this element is zero.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=65|Y=249|W=61|H=92|image=circuit_diagram-065-249-061-092-blender.png|text=This appears to be a blender.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=20|Y=342|W=115|H=73|image=circuit_diagram-020-342-115-073-arduino.png|text=An {{w|arduino}}, labeled "Arduino, just for blog cred". May refer to the fact that inexpensive, easy-to-integrate single-board computers like the arduino, which have contributed to the rise of {{w|Maker_culture}}, are used and discussed frequently in that culture, and the use of one might impress readers. The comment implies that an arduino is not otherwise needed in this circuit, although it is necessarily hard to tell, given the other components of the circuit.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=39|Y=423|W=118|H=82|image=circuit_diagram-039-423-118-082-meca.png|text=A chip labeled "Most expensive chip available". The small curve at the top is a part of the packaging designed to show its orientation.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=159|Y=428|W=91|H=50|image=circuit_diagram-159-428-091-050-neck-strap.png|text=Labeled "Neck Strap". Perhaps a piece of torture equipment or indicating that the circuit is part of an {{w|electric chair}}?}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=147|Y=480|W=110|H=88|image=circuit_diagram-147-480-110-088-switch.png|text=A switch labeled "Hire someone to open and close switch real fast." Possibly meant to perform the function of an oscillator in a more hackish manner and the reason for the neck strap. Could also be a reference to {{w|Maxwell's Demon}}.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=273|Y=498|W=61|H=64|image=circuit_diagram-273-498-061-064-resistor.png|text=A 5 ohm resistor labeled "(decoy)". One end is not attached to anything. Perhaps this indicates wishful thinking that electrons might be tricked into entering this part of the circuit despite the fact that there's nowhere for them to go?}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=307|Y=453|W=103|H=56|image=circuit_diagram-307-453-103-056-tongue.png|text=A pair of contacts, labeled "Touch Tongue Here". Could be referring to the practice of daring someone to touch their tongue to the contacts of a 9V battery.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=301|Y=270|W=45|H=45|image=circuit_diagram-301-270-045-045-frown.png|text=A frowny-face. See the float/mine.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=294|Y=311|W=128|H=124|image=circuit_diagram-294-311-128-124-IC.png|text=A small integrated circuit. The lower gate is an inverter, wired as a free-running oscillator. The upper gate is an XOR wired to act as either a free-running oscillator or a latch. Since the XOR will be slower than the inverter, the overall output of the upper gate is probably very chaotic. Two "input" wires are not connected at all. An additional wire is attached to the top with hot glue. This last wire probably acts to control static electricity and leakage.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=302|Y=235|W=91|H=25|image=circuit_diagram-302-235-091-025-curve.png|text=A caution sign at a curve. Another road feature in the circuit.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=401|Y=455|W=67|H=68|image=circuit_diagram-401-455-067-068-CH3.png|text=A {{w|methyl group}} (chemistry) attached to a corner. If the circuit were an organic chemical, it would be reasonable to find a number of these.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=453|Y=167|W=43|H=93|image=circuit_diagram-453-167-043-093-baloon.png|text=A balloon, possibly blowing in a breeze.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=572|Y=68|W=22|H=43|image=circuit_diagram-572-068-022-043-inductor.png|text=A coil or inductor.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=508|Y=96|W=42|H=20|image=circuit_diagram-508-096-042-020-inductor.png|text=A coil or inductor.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=534|Y=61|W=22|H=31|image=circuit_diagram-534-061-022-031-ground.png|text=A ground connection.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=472|Y=49|W=134|H=140|image=circuit_diagram-472-049-134-140-solderr-blob.png|text=A solder blob covering a portion of the circuit. Normally, this would not be part of the circuit diagram, but a mistake in building the circuit.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=493|Y=443|W=207|H=158|image=circuit_diagram-493-443-207-158-res-rats-nest.png|text=A rats nest of 1 ohm resistors. It is labeled "Oh, so you think you're such a whiz at EE201?" The name EE201 (Electrical Engineering 201) follows US course naming conventions for what appears to be a basic level course in electrical engineering (compare the term {{w|101 (term)|101}}), which would include being taught how to [http://www.wikihow.com/Calculate-Series-and-Parallel-Resistance calculate the effective resistance of various resistor networks]. Performing the calculation on a network this complex would probably be extremely difficult. It appears to work out to 0.75800964845 ohms.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=315|Y=533|W=232|H=200|image=circuit_diagram-362-531-151-167-arena.png|text=An arena, with a few bodies in it. Note the direction of movement enforced by the surrounding diodes, {{w|Mad_Max_Beyond_Thunderdome|"two men enter, one man leaves"}}, a film reference.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=569|Y=653|W=47|H=51|image=circuit_diagram-569-653-047-051-resistor.png|text=A "pi" ohm resistor.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=610|Y=655|W=75|H=70|image=circuit_diagram-610-655-075-070-generator.png|text=A 500-volt AC generator. The wiring to the right shorts out this generator.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=481|Y=682|W=85|H=64|image=circuit_diagram-481-682-085-064-ground.png|text=A ground connection, labeled "Bury deep, but not too deep". This type of ground connection is called an "earth ground" The "too deep" part might be a reference to {{w|Moria (Middle-earth)|Moria}} in Lord of Rings. The dwarves dug too deeply and disturbed a balrog. See also comic [[760]].}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=17|Y=610|W=75|H=73|image=circuit_diagram-017-610-075-073-fishhook.png|text=A ground connection at the end of a curve, looking like a fishhook. Means perhaps "earthed down under", i.e., Australia or the southern hemisphere.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=206|Y=662|W=66|H=45|image=circuit_diagram-206-662-066-045-yarn.png|text=A length of "wire" is labeled "yarn". This probably makes it a terrible conductor.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=102|Y=590|W=93|H=88|image=circuit_diagram-102-590-093-088-fluxcapacitor.png|text=The {{w|DeLorean time machine#Flux capacitor|flux capacitor}} from {{w|Back to the Future}}.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=138|Y=685|W=54|H=24|image=circuit_diagram-138-685-054-024-I95.png|text=A road sign for "I-95". Interstate 95 is the main north-south highway on the east coast of the United States, running from Maine to Florida.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=12|Y=713|W=134|H=36|image=circuit_diagram-012-713-134-036-tothesun.png|text=A connection labeled "To center of Sun". A 93-million-mile circuit is rather large, but...}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=31|Y=753|W=144|H=177|image=circuit_diagram-031-753-144-177-rats-nest.png|text=A rat's nest of wires. Everything winds up being connected.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=22|Y=513|W=97|H=61|image=circuit_diagram-022-513-097-061-esf.png|text=A label reading "Electrons Single File". If this happens, the resistance in this section of wire would be rather high.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=256|Y=619|W=29|H=39|image=circuit_diagram-256-619-029-039-ground.png|text=A ground connection.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=589|Y=600|W=58|H=46|image=circuit_diagram-589-600-058-046-vibrator.png|text=A vibrator, which would be a motor with an off-center weight attached to it.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=532|Y=779|W=74|H=52|image=circuit_diagram-532-779-074-052-motor.png|text=A motor, labeled "To Scale". This indicates that the physical size and shape of the motor must match the size of the parts around it, or is consistent with the specified scale of the drawing. }}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=662|Y=822|W=73|H=109|image=circuit_diagram-662-822-073-109-holy-ground.png|text=A ground connection, in a beaker labeled "{{w|holy Water}}", possibly creating {{w|Holy ground (religion)|holy ground}}.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=197|Y=740|W=48|H=55|image=circuit_diagram-197-740-048-055-speed.png|text=A sign indicating a speed limit of 55 MPH. This is a rather typical road sign, but inappropriate for a circuit diagram.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=238|Y=706|W=100|H=116|image=circuit_diagram-238-706-100-116-flipflop.png|text=A pair of NOR gates wired as a SR (set-reset) {{w|Flip-flop (electronics)|flip-flop}}. The label reads "May use an actual sandal instead", which is a play on the meanings of the term "{{w|Flip-flops|flip-flop}}".}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=322|Y=708|W=70|H=54|image=circuit_diagram-322-708-070-054-holdingpen.png|text=Something that could be the side view of a fence, labeled "Holding Pen".}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=339|Y=777|W=42|H=49|image=circuit_diagram-339-777-042-049-knot.png|text=A simple overhand knot. Also looks like a pretzel, which would have pretty high resistance.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=191|Y=889|W=149|H=33|image=circuit_diagram-191-889-149-033-ecg.png|text=This appears to be an {{w|Electrocardiography|electrocardiograph}} (ECG) trace, but not the sort that would be seen in a healthy person. If this were a real ECG trace, the absence of large, clear {{w|P wave (electrocardiography)|P waves}} might indicate {{w|Atrial Fibrillation|fine atrial fibrillation}}, but in some recording configurations, P waves are sometimes lost in the noise anyway. Additionally, without a time scale to tell us the ventricular heart rate, it is impossible to make a strong educated diagnosis of any hypothetical disease at all. If we assume it is atrial fibrillation, is not clear if Randall intended this, or if he is just not familiar with how a normal ECG should look.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=223|Y=826|W=82|H=68|image=circuit_diagram-223-826-082-068-photodiode.png|text=A photodiode, labeled "Tear Collector". A photodiode is a light-sensing device.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=373|Y=859|W=49|H=68|image=circuit_diagram-373-859-049-068-lamp.png|text=A lamp. This is not [http://electronicsclub.info/circuitsymbols.htm the symbol used in electrical circuits], but a drawing of a lightbulb.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=450|Y=887|W=65|H=32|image=circuit_diagram-450-887-065-032-inductor.png|text=A coil or inductor.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=537|Y=847|W=120|H=72|image=circuit_diagram-537-847-120-072-inductor.png|text=A coil or inductor, labeled "Take off shirt while wiring this part. Ooh, yeah, I like that."}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=504|Y=860|W=34|H=41|image=circuit_diagram-504-860-034-041-resistor.png|text=A resistor labeled "?". Presumably this means the resistance is unknown.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=459|Y=828|W=55|H=38|image=circuit_diagram-459-828-055-038-resistor.png|text=A resistor labeled "YES". Likely another improper unit - a reference to boolean values YES (TRUE) and NO (FALSE). Depending on the limits of a circuit, a resistor would still have a YES boolean value. Possibly indicating that this is a real resistor, as opposed to the one above it in the circuit, labeled "not a resistor."}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=389|Y=774|W=58|H=53|image=circuit_diagram-389-774-058-053-resistor.png|text=A resistor labeled "8 mm".}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=443|Y=747|W=93|H=84|image=circuit_diagram-443-747-093-084-resistor.png|text=A resistor labeled "Not a resistor; wire just does this". Apparently the wire is or must be physically bent into a zig-zag shape, which would not serve much useful purpose, or perhaps it reflects the fact that any wire has a certain (small) amount of resistance just by being a wire.}}
{{circuit-diagram-part|X=415|Y=863|W=82|H=24|image=circuit_diagram-415-863-082-024-unsure.png|text=A symbol for a feedthrough capacitor, labeled "3 Liters". Probable word-play on "capacity/capacitor." Also similar to the symbol for an orifice or flow restriction used on plumbing or hydraulic diagrams, in which case the "3 Liters" might mean 3 liters per minute or per second.}}
|}

==Transcript==
:See table.

==Trivia==

*This is one of the [[:Category:Footer comics|five footer comics]] linked at the bottom part of the {{xkcd}} website.

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688: Self-Description

2015-05-27T16:36:41Z

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{{comic
| number = 688
| date = January 13, 2010
| title = Self-Description
| image = self_description.png
| titletext = The contents of any one panel are dependent on the contents of every panel including itself. The graph of panel dependencies is complete and bidirectional, and each node has a loop. The mouseover text has two hundred and forty-two characters.
}}

==Explanation==
This comic is {{w|Self-reference|self-referential}}, because every graph is dependent on the whole comic. If you were to change anything in the comic, you would change the ink distribution, and would therefore have to update all three graphs. This would result in further changes that would have to be considered.

The third panel features a {{w|Droste effect}}, an image infinitely contained within itself.

The title text refers to the comic's own self-reference, but it is also self-referencing because of the character count in it.

"The graph of panel dependencies is complete and bidirectional, and every node has a loop." This means that if we draw a dot corresponding to each panel, and then we draw arrows connecting the dots to indicate dependencies, the resulting {{w|graph}} is {{w|complete graph|complete}} (meaning that all the points are connected to one another) and bidirectional (meaning that if point A has an arrow to point B, then point B also has an arrow to point A). "Every node has a loop" means that each point also has an arrow connecting to itself.

This is an observation of the interdependent relationship between description and creation that pertains to all things perceived by humans, including the concept of "Self".

Self-reference was used very early for instance in [[33: Self-reference]], but never so famously as here. See [[:Category:Self-reference|other self-references here]].

==Transcript==
From left to right:

:[There is a pie chart, mostly white with a black slice. The white is labeled "Fraction of this image which is white." The black is labeled "Fraction of this image which is black."]

:[There is a bar graph labeled "Amount of black ink by panel." Bar 1 is of medium height, bar 2 highest, bar 3 the lowest.]

:[There is a scatterplot labeled "Location of black ink in this image." It is the first {{w|Quadrant (plane geometry)|quadrant}} of a {{w|Cartesian coordinate system|cartesian plane}} with the zeroes marked. The graph is the whole comic scaled proportionally to fit the axes, also showing the {{w|Droste effect}}, a type of visual {{w|recursion}}.]

==Trivia==

*This is one of the [[:Category:Footer comics|five footer comics]] linked at the bottom part of the {{xkcd}} website.

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150: Grownups

2015-05-27T16:34:43Z

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{{comic
| number = 150
| date = August 30, 2006
| title = Grownups
| image = Grownups.png
| titletext = I've looked into this, and I can't figure out a way to do it cheaply. And I guess it wouldn't be sanitary.
}}

==Explanation==
[[Randall]] is playing with the child/grownup setup again. During childhood, adults ("grownups") make most of the decisions and put constraints on what their children do. As children age and eventually become grownups, there are some things that they do not do anymore, as they see them as childish.

[[Megan]] has taken these thoughts seriously, and realizes that with her newfound freedom as a grownup, she gets to define what her adulthood means. Free from constraints, she goes ahead and creates a {{w|ball pit|playpen}} in her apartment of colored plastic balls. [[Cueball]] admires this spirit and enters the playpen. It is difficult to decipher Randall's true intent behind this somewhat cryptic comic, but it seems from the heart that the two are making love in the balls.

The title text reveals that [[Randall]] also would like to make his own playpen, but he finds it [http://playpenballs.com/index.php?route=product/category&path=60 expensive to buy] and also hard to [http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1q6bru/this_is_how_they_clean_the_plastic_balls_from_the/ keep clean]. Both of these are true - see links. Most public playpens can easily become very dirty as many children and toddlers play in them.

==Transcript==
:[Cueball is talking to Megan who is behind a waist-high screen across a doorway with colorful playpen balls behind her.]
:Cueball: Hey, I was wondering if you had plans for-- holy crap, what happened to your apartment?
:Megan: I filled it with playpen balls!
:Cueball: I... what? Why?
:Megan: Because we're grown-ups now, and it's our turn to decide what that means.
:[Both vanish into the apartment, balls spilling out into the corridor. A love heart drifts out the door, indicating you-know-what.(I think the heart might mean they're loving the nostalgia and how it felt to be a kid playing in a ball pit.)]

==Trivia==
*This is one of the [[:Category:Footer comics|five footer comics]] linked at the bottom part of the {{xkcd}} website.

*[[Randall]], author of the comic, actually built one in his apartment, which he talks about and shows pictures of at [http://blog.xkcd.com/2007/11/19/growing-up/ here] and [http://blog.xkcd.com/2008/02/27/ballpit-phase-ii/ here].

*The Website [http://www.chiliahedron.com/ballroom/ chiliahedron.com] provides a calculator for how much it would cost to make your own ball pit.

*China takes the cake for this, though. China currently holds the record for the worlds largest ballpit: a [http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/china-worlds-largest-ball-pit swimming pool filled with 1 million balls].

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150: Grownups

2015-05-27T16:29:16Z

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{{comic
| number = 150
| date = August 30, 2006
| title = Grownups
| image = Grownups.png
| titletext = I've looked into this, and I can't figure out a way to do it cheaply. And I guess it wouldn't be sanitary.
}}

==Explanation==
[[Randall]] is playing with the child/grownup setup again. During childhood, adults ("grownups") make most of the decisions and put constraints on what their children do. As children age and eventually become grownups, there are some things that they do not do anymore, as they see them as childish.

[[Megan]] has taken these thoughts seriously, and realizes that with her newfound freedom as a grownup, she gets to define what her adulthood means. Free from constraints, she goes ahead and creates a {{w|ball pit|playpen}} in her apartment of colored plastic balls. [[Cueball]] admires this spirit and enters the playpen. It is difficult to decipher Randall's true intent behind this somewhat cryptic comic, but it seems from the heart that the two are making love in the balls.

The title text reveals that [[Randall]] also would like to make his own playpen, but he finds it [http://playpenballs.com/index.php?route=product/category&path=60 expensive to buy] and also hard to [http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1q6bru/this_is_how_they_clean_the_plastic_balls_from_the/ keep clean]. Both of these are true - see links. Most public playpens can easily become very dirty as many children and toddlers play in them.

==Transcript==
:[Cueball is talking to Megan who is behind a waist-high screen across a doorway with colorful playpen balls behind her.]
:Cueball: Hey, I was wondering if you had plans for-- holy crap, what happened to your apartment?
:Megan: I filled it with playpen balls!
:Cueball: I... what? Why?
:Megan: Because we're grown-ups now, and it's our turn to decide what that means.
:[Both vanish into the apartment, balls spilling out into the corridor. A love heart drifts out the door, indicating you-know-what.(I think the heart might mean they're loving the nostalgia and how it felt to be a kid playing in a ball pit.)]

==Trivia==
*This is one of the [[:Category:Footer comics|five footer comics]] linked at the bottom part of the {{xkcd}} website.

*[[Randall]], author of the comic, actually built one in his apartment, which he talks about and shows pictures of at [http://blog.xkcd.com/2007/11/19/growing-up/ here] and [http://blog.xkcd.com/2008/02/27/ballpit-phase-ii/ here]. Speaking of cost, [http://www.chiliahedron.com/ballroom/ chiliahedron.com] has a calculator for how much it would cost to make your own ball pit.

*China takes the cake for this, though. China currently holds the record for the worlds largest ballpit: a [http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/china-worlds-largest-ball-pit swimming pool filled with 1 million balls].

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556: Alternative Energy Revolution

2015-05-27T16:27:57Z

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{{comic
| number = 556
| date = March 16, 2009
| title = Alternative Energy Revolution
| image = alternative_energy_revolution.jpg
| titletext = The moment their arms spun freely in our air, they were doomed -- for Man has earned his right to hold this planet against all comers, by virtue of occasionally producing someone totally batshit insane.
}}

==Explanation==
[[Megan]] and [[Cueball]] are looking at modern "{{w|windmills}}" (known as {{w|wind turbines}}) harnessing wind energy into electrical energy. They comment that there's something creepy about the windmills. They allude to the book ''{{w|The War of the Worlds}}'' by {{w|H. G. Wells}} (The Jeff Wayne Musical version of {{w|Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds|The War of the Worlds}} has paintings of the martian tripods somewhat like these turbines) and also to "The Tripods" from {{w|John Christopher|John Christopher's}} {{w|The Tripods|tripods trilogy}} a children's series of books about aliens who ride in walking tripods.

Suddenly the windmills' pylons split into three legs, becoming the tripods suggested.

They exclaim that {{w|Al Gore}} has doomed us all. He is a former Vice President of the United States, known for his environmental activism and promotion of green energy sources, relevant because wind turbines like the ones here are one of the alternative energy sources he supports.

In the final frame, the 17th century literary figure {{w|Don Quixote}} arrives ([[Randall|Randall's]] depiction seems to be inspired by {{w|Don Quixote (Picasso)|the drawing}} by {{w|Pablo Picasso}}). In the original story, Don Quixote is a wandering knight of questionable sanity who fights windmills, which he believes to be giants. Hence, he is the appropriate person to deal with this threat.

The title is a joke on the phrase "Alternative Energy Revolution," which normally refers to replacing of harmful power sources with eco-friendly options. However, in this case, the Alternative Energy sources are literally rising up in a revolution against humanity.

The title text is another reference to The War of the Worlds: "But there are no bacteria in Mars... when I watched them they were irrevocably doomed... By the toll of a billion deaths man has bought his birthright of the earth, and it is his against all comers."

Of course this time we are only saved because we - in spite of having evolved - still produce somewhat insane members of our species.

Wind turbines also appear in later comics. In [[1119: Undoing]] Randall still seems to dislike them. And in [[1378: Turbine]] the Turbine is also alive and talks with [[Megan]].

==Transcript==
:[A field of windmills is silhouetted against dusk sky.]

:[Cueball and Megan are standing and sitting on the ground overlooking the windmills.]
:Cueball: I'm all for green energy, but those turbines creep me out. They remind me of War of the Worlds, or the Tripod books.

:Megan: They -are- unnerving.
:Cueball: I can't shake the feeling that at any moment they'll—
:''RUMBLE''

:[A leg begins to split off one windmill.]
:''crack''

:[The leg separates from the body of the windmill.]

:[The new leg lands on the ground.]
:''BOOM''

:[Another leg begins to split off the other side of the windmill's body.]
:''crack''

:[The new leg hits the ground, forming a tripod base.]
:''BOOM''

:[Smoke rises from destroyed buildings as the windmills rampage across the field.]

:[Cueball and Megan are now standing.]
:Megan: Oh no.
:Cueball: Al Gore, you've doomed us all.
:Megan: It's coming this way!
:Cueball: Run!

:[One of the enormous tripod windmill feet lands right behind the running couple, sending debris flying.]
:''BOOM''

:[Cueball and Megan run.]
:Megan: What now?
:Cueball: Someone has to stop them.
:Megan: But who could-
:Voice from next panel: Stand aside!

:{{w|Don Quixote}} sits mounted at the top of a hill, lance at the ready.]

==Trivia==
*There is a [https://youtu.be/kRuqPKcxMZY fan made animated version of this comic].
*This is one of the [[:Category:Footer comics|five footer comics]] linked at the bottom part of the {{xkcd}} website.

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865: Nanobots

2015-05-27T16:20:42Z

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{{comic
| number = 865
| date = February 25, 2011
| title = Nanobots
| image = nanobots.png
| titletext = I think the IETF hit the right balance with the 128 bits thing. We can fit MAC addresses in a /64 subnet, and the nanobots will only be able to devour half the planet.
}}

==Explanation==
[[Megan]] and [[Ponytail]] are in orbit while nanobots are devouring the earth in a swarm. The nanobots stop after devouring 40% of the planet. This is a take on the "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_goo Grey goo]" scenario in which self-replicating nanobots destroy the earth while creating more and more of themselves non-stop.

However, the nanobots are only able to destroy 40% of the planet because 40% of the earth volume = (# of {{w|IPv6}} addresses) x (A few cubic microns). Without more IP addresses, the nanobots cannot continue to replicate (assuming that each nanobot must be individually addressable).

IPv6 supports approximately 3.4×1038 addresses while the {{w|Earth|Earth's volume}} is around 1.08321×1012 km3 or 1.08321×1039 µm3(cubic micrometre). [[Randall]]'s guess on 40% of the planet would mean each nanobot is about 1.27331 µm3 (which is still less than "a few microns" according to [[1070: Words for Small Sets]]).

This is a joke on the shortage of IPv4 addresses. The only difference is that we are on {{w|IPv4}} and the nanobots are on {{w|IPv6}}.

1998 is when the [http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2460 IPv6 Specification (RFC 2460)] was published and IETF is the Internet Engineering Task Force.

Note that an April fool joke for [http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1606 IPV9] exists and would have guaranteed Earth doom in this comic's scenario.

==Transcript==
:[Megan and commander are on a space station.]
:Megan: Commander! Come quick! It's the nanobots—they've ''STOPPED!''

:Megan: They devoured 40% of the Earth, and then just... quit! They're just sitting there! Why?!

:Ponytail: It's a mystery. ...unless... What's the volume of each nanobot?
:Megan: A few cubic microns. Why?
:Ponytail: I think the year 1998 just bought us some time.
:[Earth's surface, covered in mountains of nanobots.]

:In the swarm:
:Nanobot: What do you mean, "Run out of addresses?"
:Other Nanobot: Look, we should've migrated away from IPv6 ''AGES'' ago...

==Trivia==

*On the website, the space above the comic says "xkcd.com now has IPv6 connectivity. If you can't reach it, you or your
ISP have misconfigured equipment. Sadly, I now have no way to tell you."

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865: Nanobots

2015-05-27T16:16:49Z

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104: Find You

2015-05-27T16:13:27Z

ẞ qwertz: /* Trivia */

{{comic
| number = 104
| date = May 19, 2006
| title = Find You
| image = find you.jpg
| titletext = I'm like the Terminator, except with love!
}}

==Explanation==
This comic depicts [[Cueball]] on a rope in a cavern. The text indicates that one of his loved ones used to be afraid of being taken away from him and being forgotten. It is not explicitly made clear whether the loved one in question is a woman with whom he is in love, a family member, or a relation of some other kind, but presumably the loved one is either his girlfriend or wife.

Cueball had promised that he would always come looking for her. But then she actually was taken from him. He reiterates that he was serious about his promise and that he hopes she is not afraid, because he's coming to find her.

It's not clear exactly in what manner his loved one was taken from him, only that she was torn from his arms and vanished from this world. Though there are many other possible interpretations, this might be read to indicate that she has died and that Cueball is descending a cavern in search of the underworld where she has been taken.

It's also not completely clear whether Cueball is descending the rope or climbing it.

The title text plays on a quote from the 1984 film The Terminator, in which Kyle Reese describes the Terminator to Sarah Connor: "It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead." The implication is that Cueball, motivated by love, can't be persuaded to stop looking for his loved one by any means, and that he will never stop looking until he finds her.

==Transcript==
:[The panel is black with rough-edged white passages running down through it. A stick figure is holding onto a rope, dangling down one of these passages. White text is in the black sections.]
:You were afraid that you would disappear, that you would be lost and forgotten.
:I held you tight against the dark and said that I would always come for you.
:Then one day it happened. You were torn from my arms and vanished from this world.
:Maybe you don't remember my promise. But I meant every word.
:I hope you're not afraid, wherever you are.
:You don't need to be.
:I'm not.
:I will find you.

==Trivia==
*There is a [https://youtu.be/VnIrY2B3yIM fan made animated version of this comic].

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173: Movie Seating

2015-05-27T16:11:14Z

ẞ qwertz: /* Trivia */

{{comic
| number = 173
| date = October 20, 2006
| title = Movie Seating
| image = movie_seating.png
| titletext = It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.
}}

==Explanation==
In movie theaters in the US, {{w|Movie_theater#Pricing_and_admission|seats are not reserved}}. That is, tickets are sold for a screening, do not designate seats, and therefore let an entering patron can take any vacant seat. Therefore a group of incoming patrons may walk in a column and take a section of consecutive seats in a row, each person taking one next to the person in front of them. The order of these people is thus determined by the order in which they walk into the theater, which is in most cases random.

Cueball is upset at the way he and his friends have sat down at the movie theater. Part of the problem is that two people who are apparently in a relationship do not sit together. He therefore tries to use a {{w|social graph}} to calculate the best way for him and his seven friends to sit in a row, while taking into account all of the social connections among them. In {{w|mathematics}}, this type of problem is called {{w|combinatorial optimisation}}. The most popular example, the {{w|Travelling salesman problem|travelling salesman problem}}, is referenced in the title text, as well as in comics [[287]] and [[399]].

The title text shows that another part of the problem is that Cueball's friends who could have helped him calculate a solution are each sitting three seats away from him, and so he cannot ask them for help.

==Solutions==
Two hypothetical solutions for the specific problem proposed in the comic are displayed:
[[File:173_Solutions.jpg]]

==Transcript==
:At the movies, I get frustrated when we file into our row haphazardly, ignoring the computationally difficulty problem of seating people together for maximum enjoyment.
:[Map of relationships between 8 people.]
:[Legend:]
::Single line: friends.
::Double line: in a relationship.
::Arrow: one-way crush.
::Dashed line: acquaintances
:[The eight friends sitting in a row in a dark cinema. Cueball and one other are between two lovers.]
:Cueball: Guys! This is not socially optimal!

==Trivia==
*Randall states in xkcd: volume 0 that this was his "passive-aggressive way of asking my friends to let me plan seating."

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1530: Keyboard Mash

2015-05-27T11:28:47Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| number = 1530
| date = May 27, 2015
| title = Keyboard Mash
| image = keyboard mash.png
| titletext = WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.
}}

==Explanation==

[[Cueball]] is chatting online with [[White Hat]], who is frustrated because a barking dog is preventing him from sleeping. (It's not stated that it is his dog or one outside. It's most likely the latter) This might be a reference to "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog" joke.<ref>http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/on-the-internet-nobody-knows-youre-a-dog</ref> White Hat mashes the keyboard to show his frustration. (Keyboard mashing is often used in this way where the user makes their hands spasm across the keyboard, creating a line of text that can be compared to an angry groan in real life) Cueball is about to give some advice, but is confused by what White Hat has typed. Most of the characters he typed where on the home row of the QWERTY keyboard, (The home row is the middle set of letters on the keyboard, starting with the letters ASDF on a QWERTY keyboard) there are F, J, A, F, K, L and D, scattered in the text, but there is a 7 in the middle. Cueball, (being himself) wonders why White Hat put a seven in there, because if White Hat was keyboard mashing and touched the 7 key, he would have hit any of the QWERTY row keys because of Keyboard Mashing hand spasms, but he didn't. All the other characters were on the home row. White Hat berates Cueball for always focusing on strange, tiny details. When the final panel shows what's going on where White Hat is, we see a giant spider (There may be a joke about the spider "on the web" here) has imprisoned him in a web and is talking to Cueball, which explains how the keyboard mashing "White Hat" did was strange. The title text implies that the spider also wants to trap and (possibly eat) Cueball as well, or actually hang out with him in an attempt to make friends. Who knows?

The statement "I am a normal human typing with my human hands" is [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SuspiciouslySpecificDenial an oddly specific] assertion from the giant spider that it is actually a human, a claim that would normally be taken for granted and had not really been cast into doubt by Cueball's inquiries about how "7" got into a string of home-row keystrokes. The title text invitation ends with a similar statement, suggesting that they "CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS", a subject that would not normally come up in conversation but is being offered as more evidence that the typist is most certainly not a giant spider.

==Transcript==
<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Cueball]] approaches his desktop computer, which has emitted a "NEW CHAT MESSAGE" from seemingly [[White Hat]] as it displays a picture of him<nowiki>]</nowiki>

<nowiki>[</nowiki>Chat log is in all uppercase:<nowiki>]</nowiki> 
White Hat: CAN'T SLEEP. STUPID DOG KEEPS BARKING. 
White Hat: SO FRUSTRATING. FJAFJKLDSKF7JKFDJ 
Cueball: UGH, I'M SORRY. MAYBE YOU COULD... 
Cueball: ... OKAY, WAIT. I HAVE TO ASK. 
Cueball: HOW DID YOU HIT A "7" IN THE MIDDLE THERE? 
White Hat: HUH? 
White Hat: I WAS JUST RANDOMLY KEYBOARD MASHING. 
Cueball: SORRY, RIGHT. 
White Hat: ANYWAY, 
Cueball: I KNOW THIS IS SILLY, BUT LIKE ... ALL YOUR HANDS WERE CLEARLY RIGHT ON THE HOME ROW. 
Cueball: I DON'T GET HOW ONE FINGER COULD HAVE STRETCHED UP TO THE "7". 
White Hat: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FIXATE ON THESE BIZARRE DETAILS? 
Cueball: I DON'T KNOW. 
Cueball: SORRY. 
White Hat: IT'S WIERD, IS ALL. 

<nowiki>[</nowiki>Chat transcript continues, but now we see a human-sized spider suspended from the ceiling by web is using three of its legs to type on a laptop computer. Behind the spider, White Hat is upside down, almost totally encased in spider web, also suspended from the ceiling, verbalising MMM!! MMPH!!! Between them, a chair has been knocked over onto its back.<nowiki>]</nowiki>

Spider (chat dialogue shows White Hat's picture): I AM A NORMAL HUMAN TYPING WITH MY HUMAN HANDS. 
Cueball: YEAH, OF COURSE. I KNOW. 

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Blue Eyes

2015-05-27T11:23:29Z

ẞ qwertz:

{{comic
| date = October 11, 2006
| title = Blue Eyes
| image = Blue Eyes.jpg
| before = The Hardest Logic Puzzle in the World
| lappend = blue_eyes.html
}}
<div class="toclimit-3" style="float:right; margin-left: 10px;">__TOC__</div>

==Explanation==
XKCD's [http://xkcd.com/blue_eyes.html Blue Eyes] puzzle is a logic puzzle posted around the same time as comic [[169: Words that End in GRY]]. [[Randall]] calls it "The Hardest Logic Puzzle in the World" on its page; whether or not it really is the hardest is up to speculation.

The page contains two comics. On the top is [[82: Frame]], and at the bottom is [[37: Hyphen]]. These particular comics may have been chosen intentionally, as 82 involves a mind screw (and formal logic can be pretty mind-screwy to the uninitiated) and 37 involves linguistic ambiguity, which Randall has explicitly gone out of his way to avoid (interestingly, [[169]] involves the infuriating ambiguity caused by misquoting riddles). That said, Randall could have simply picked those comics out of a hat to plug for his comic (which he also does explicitly), and the date of release could also be completely random.

Randall cites "some dude on the streets in Boston named Joel" as his source for the comic idea (although he's rewritten it).

==The Puzzle==

A group of people with assorted eye colors live on an island. They are all perfect logicians -- if a conclusion can be logically deduced, they will do it instantly. No one knows the color of their eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. Any islanders who have figured out the color of their own eyes then leave the island, and the rest stay. Everyone can see everyone else at all times and keeps a count of the number of people they see with each eye color (excluding themselves), but they cannot otherwise communicate. Everyone on the island knows all the rules in this paragraph.

On this island there are 100 blue-eyed people, 100 brown-eyed people, and the Guru (she happens to have green eyes). So any given blue-eyed person can see 100 people with brown eyes and 99 people with blue eyes (and one with green), but that does not tell him his own eye color; as far as he knows the totals could be 101 brown and 99 blue. Or 100 brown, 99 blue, and he could have red eyes.

The Guru is allowed to speak once (let's say at noon), on one day in all their endless years on the island. Standing before the islanders, she says the following:

"I can see someone who has blue eyes."

Who leaves the island, and on what night?

==Solution==

Randal's solution is at [http://xkcd.com/solution.html xkcd.com/solution.html].

Here are some observations that help simplify the problem.

No one without blue eyes will ever leave the island, because they are given no information that can allow them to determine which non-blue eye color they have. The presence of the non-blue-eyed people is not relevant at all. We can ignore them. All that matters is when the blue eyed people learn that they actually are blue-eyed.

There are two ways in which blue-eyed people might leave the island. A lone blue-eyed person might leave on the first night because she can see that no one else has blue eyes, so the guru must have been talking about her. Or an accompanied blue-eyed person can leave on a later night, after noticing that other blue-eyed people have behaved in a way that indicates that they have noticed that her eyes are blue too.

The problem is symmetrical for all blue-eyed people, so this means they will either all leave at once or all stay forever.

'''Theorem:''' If there are N blue-eyed people, they will all leave on the Nth night.

'''Dual Logic.'''

Blue eyed people leave on the 100th night.

If you (the person) have blue eyes then you can see 99 blue eyed and 100 brown eyed people (and one green eyed, the Guru).
If 99 blue eyed people don't leave on the 99th night then you know you have blue eyes and you will leave on the 100th night knowing so.

'''Intuitive Proof.'''

Imagine a simpler version of the puzzle in which, on day #1 the guru announces that she can see at least 1 blue-eyed person, on day #2 she announces that she can see at least 2 blue eyed people, and so on until the blue-eyed people leave.

So long as the guru's count of blue-eyed people doesn't exceed your own, then her announcement won't prompt you to leave. But as soon as the guru announces having seen more blue-eyed people than you've seen yourself, then you'll know your eyes must be blue too, so you'll leave that night, as will all the other blue-eyed people. Hence our theorem obviously holds in this simpler puzzle.

But this "simpler" puzzle is actually perfectly equivalent to the original puzzle. If there were just one blue-eyed person, she would leave on the first night, so if nobody leaves on the first night, then everybody will know there are at least two blue-eyed people, so there's no need for the guru to announce this on the second day. Similarly, if there were just two blue-eyed people, they'd then recognize this and leave on the second night, so if nobody leaves on the second night, then there must be a third blue-eyed person inspiring them to stay, so there's no need for the guru to announce this on the third day. And so on... The guru's announcements on the later days just tell people things they already could have figured out on their own.

It's obvious that our theorem holds for the "simpler" puzzle, and this "simpler" puzzle is perfectly equivalent to the original puzzle, so our theorem must hold for the original puzzle too.

'''Formal Proof.'''

To prove this more formally, we can use mathematical induction. To do that, we'll need to show that our theorem holds for the base case of N=1, and we'll need to show that, for any given X, *if* we assume that the theorem holds for any value of N less than X, then it will also hold for N=X. If we can show both these things, then we'll know the theorem is true for N=1 (the base case), for N=2 (using the inductive step once), for N=3 (using the inductive step a second time) and so on, for whatever value of N you want.

Base case: N=1. If there is just one blue-eyed person, she will see that no one else has blue eyes, know that the guru was talking about her, and leave on the first night.

Inductive step: Here we assume that the theorem holds for any value of N less than some arbitrary X (integer greater than 1), and we need to show that it would then hold for N=X too. If there are X blue-eyed people, then each will reason as follows: "I can see that X-1 other people have blue eyes, so either just those X-1 people have blue eyes, or X people do (them plus me). If there are just X-1 people with blue eyes, then by our assumption, they'll all leave on night number X-1. If they don't all leave on night number X-1, then that means that there is an Xth blue-eyed person in addition to the X-1 that I can see, namely me. So if they all stay past night number X-1, then I'll know I have blue eyes, so I'll leave on night number X. Of course, they'll also be in exactly the same circumstance as me, so they'll leave on night number X too."

This suffices to prove our theorem. The base case tells us the theorem holds for N=1. That together with the inductive step tells us that it therefore holds for N=2, and that together with the inductive step again tells us that it holds for N=3, and so on... In particular, it holds for the case the original puzzle asked about, N=100, so we get the conclusion that the 100 blue-eyed people will leave on the 100th night.

==Randall's thought-provoking questions==

After giving his solution, Randall posed three questions for further thought about the puzzle. (I'll answer them in a different order than he asked.)

'' '''Question 2.''' Each person knows, from the beginning, that there are no less than 99 blue-eyed people on the island. How, then, is considering the 1 and 2-person cases relevant, if they can all rule them out immediately as possibilities?''

Blue-eyed people can't see their own faces, so blue-eyed people can see one less blue-eyed face than non-blue-eyed people can. Even though I can see that there are at least 99 blue-eyed people, I don't know that they can see that, so I need to imagine people who see only 98, who would base their actions in part by imagining people who can see only 97 who would base their actions in part by imagining people who can see only 96, and so on... All the levels are relevant. (It's like [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmEiyTo0 the Princess Bride scene] where Vizzini is trying to think about what Wesley would choose in part based upon Wesley thinking about what Vizzini would choose in part based upon... "So clearly I cannot choose the one in front of me!") Each layer of thinking about what someone else might be thinking about can decrement by 1 the number of blue-eyed people visible to the lattermost imagined person, so it turns out that even the base case with N=1 blue-eyed person is relevant. As the days go by, some of the more far-fetched "he might be thinking that I might be thinking that he might be thinking that I might be thinking that..." hypotheses get ruled out. But it's only after night N-1 that the blue-eyed people rule out all the possibilities in which they have brown eyes, whereas the brown-eyed people only learn on night number N that they don't have blue eyes.

It might help to think of all the different situations people might be in. (Remember brown-eyed people always are situated where they can see one more blue-eyed face than blue-eyed people can.)

'''Situation 0.''' If I see 0 blue-eyed people, I can leave right after the announcement on night 1.
'''Situation 1.''' If I see 1 blue-eyed person, then she might be in situation 0 and about to leave on night 1; or else she might be in situation 1 just like me, in which case we'll both leave together on night 2.
'''Situation 2.''' If I see 2 blue-eyed people, they might each be in situation 1 watching to see whether anyone in situation 0 leaves the first night (I know nobody will leave that night, but they wouldn't know this), in which case they would leave together on night 2; or else they might be in situation 2 just like me, in which case we'll all leave together on night 3.
:
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'''Situation N.''' If I see N blue-eyed people, they might be in situation N-1 watching to see whether any people in situation N-2 leave on night N-1 (I know nobody will leave that night, but they wouldn't know this), in which case they would leave together on night N; or else they might be in situation N just like me, in which case we'll all leave together on night N+1.
:
:

Even though I start out in situation 99, I need to worry that the blue-eyed people might be in situation 98, so I need to wait long enough for people in situation 98 to figure out what's going on, and then see whether they act like they are indeed in situation 98. But if they're in situation 98, then they're worrying about whether all the blue-eyed people might be in situation 97, so they're going to need to wait long enough for people in situation 97 to figure out what's going on. Of course, that requires waiting long enough for people in situation 96 to figure out what's going on, and so on, down all the way to situation 0. All the levels are relevant, and it takes a separate day to eliminate each level, which is why the whole process takes N days.

'' '''Question 3.''' Why do they have to wait 99 nights if, on the first 98 or so of these nights, they're simply verifying something that they already know?
''

Consider an analogy. I've heard that miners used to take canaries down into mines because canaries pass out more quickly in poor air than miners do. Suppose you know the canary will do fine for 98 or so seconds, and then pass out if the air is bad. As you watch the canary for those 98 seconds, there's a sense in which you're just verifying something you already know (it'll do fine), but it seems more accurate to say that your best detector for the quality of the air takes 98 seconds to give you a reading, and you're waiting 98 seconds to see what that reading is.

When the blue-eyed people wait 98 or so days to leave, that's because their best available detector of their own eye-color takes 98 or so days to give a reading. (This detector involves watching what the other blue-eyed people do, and of course they themselves are waiting on a detector that takes 97 or so days to yield its result...) There's a sense in which they're "simply verifying something that they already know", but it seems more accurate to say that they're waiting for their best available detector of their own eye-color to deliver its reading.

'' '''Question 1.''' What is the quantified piece of information that the Guru provides that each person did not already have?''

Before the Guru speaks, the hypothetical chain of A imagining B imaging C imagining D...imagining Z seeing N blue eyed people cannot terminate uniquely. Z seeing no blue eyed people can consider whether or not they are blue eyed. This means it is not {{w|Common knowledge (logic)|common knowledge}} that there are blue eyes. Once the guru makes their pronouncement it is common knowledge and every chain of reasoning must terminate at 1 blue eyed person and Z above would have to conclude that they had blue eyes. From then on every midnight the common knowledge that there are N blue eyed people increments by 1 as everyone sees nobody leaving on the ferry.

Stated another way, there's only one stable set of beliefs for the blue eyed people that would allow them to have so many exist on the island indefinitely. That is if each blue eyed person believed not only that they have brown eyes, but also that every other blue-eyed person believed, incorrectly, that they had brown eyes. Logic reduces this to "all blue-eyes believe that all blues-eyes have brown eyes". The Guru eliminates that particular possibility.

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Talk:1530: Keyboard Mash

2015-05-27T10:32:30Z

ẞ qwertz:

Spiders. We knew this would happen someday.

So, the plot seems to be that he went outside to deal with his dog, and the spider got inside, perhaps lurking in his room and striking when he sat down at his computer, hence the keyboard smash.
It could be him being taken, or perhaps the spider getting adjusted to the keyboard rather clumsily, what would you see as more feasible?
And from then on, it's the spider typing? [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.168|108.162.238.168]] 06:23, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

"All your hands" were on the home row? Surely he means *both* hands or all *fingers* - unless he's already aware of the spider? Plot hole? [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.121|141.101.99.121]] 06:43, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

: Good catch. May be he always was aware he was talking with a spider. And the las comment from the spider is just sarcastic. [[User:Arturotena|Arturotena]] ([[User talk:Arturotena|talk]]) 07:46, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

: Yes, that had me wondering too. Perhaps the spider didn't realise she needed to turn the webcam off? [[Special:Contributions/108.162.250.159|108.162.250.159]] 09:20, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

The comment "I am a normal Human typing with my Human hands." seems like something Beret Guy would say. Perhaps his time with Beret Guy has desensitized Cueball to those kind of comments? [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.9|108.162.219.9]] 09:08, 27 May 2015 (UTC)
:On the other hand, beret guy wouldn't accuse someone of being "weird" or "bizarre" [[User:Zeimusu|Zeimusu]] ([[User talk:Zeimusu|talk]]) 09:13, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

;Internal skeleton

In the title text, the spider invite to “CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.” Of course, the spiders, being arachnid, are invertebrate and don't have internal skeletons. Humans have. My guess is the spider is trying to fool the human. :-) [[User:Arturotena|Arturotena]] ([[User talk:Arturotena|talk]]) 07:34, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

;Number of "Fingers"
It is 7 keys - "fingers" that are used for the smash on the home row. Spiders have 8 legs. Anybody else notice that? lg tier666 [[Special:Contributions/141.101.92.43|141.101.92.43]] 07:44, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

:I count 8 keys: 7 letters and the digit "7". Bit, since the letters are repeated, the spider couldn't press all of the with its legs at the same time. All of this make me think that a spider could be an awesome typist. [[User:Arturotena|Arturotena]] ([[User talk:Arturotena|talk]]) 07:51, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

;Turing test

The spider passed the Turing test. Of course, the test were for machines, not arachnids. [[User:Arturotena|Arturotena]] ([[User talk:Arturotena|talk]]) 07:54, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

;What if?

Coincidentally, or perhaps not, the current "What if?" at http://what-if.xkcd.com/136/ is also spider related. It comes with a health warning: "If you're a serious arachnophobe, you might want to skip this one." :-) . [[User:Gearoid|Gearoid]] ([[User talk:Gearoid|talk]]) 08:09, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

Maybe the dog keeps barking because of the Spider. We should totally think of many different ways, how the spider got inside the house and when.
[[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 10:12, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

What should be the name of the picture of White Hat? White Hat/Spider or White Hat Chat Avatar or Spider with the acces of White Hats Avatar or spider who seems to be White Hat or Spider who replaced White Hat in the Interweb of better Names I couldn't think of yet. And how do we know, that Cueball is Cueball as well maybe this is the invasion of the spiders who come through the web!! [[User:ẞ qwertz|ẞ qwertz]] ([[User talk:ẞ qwertz|talk]]) 10:32, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

1530: Keyboard Mash

2015-05-27T10:17:08Z

ẞ qwertz: /* Transcript */

{{comic
| number = 1530
| date = May 27, 2015
| title = Keyboard Mash
| image = keyboard mash.png
| titletext = WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.
}}

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|New page}}

[[Cueball]] is chatting with someone, who is first thought of as [[White Hat]], but later turns out to be a spider who kidnapped him. The spider is "on the web."

==Transcript==
<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Cueball]] approaches his desktop computer, which has emitted a "NEW CHAT MESSAGE" from seemingly [[White Hat]] as it displays a picture of him<nowiki>]</nowiki>

<nowiki>[</nowiki>Chat log is in all uppercase:<nowiki>]</nowiki> 
White Hat: CAN'T SLEEP. STUPID DOG KEEPS BARKING. 
White Hat: SO FRUSTRATING. FJAFJKLDSKF7JKFDJ 
Cueball: UGH, I'M SORRY. MAYBE YOU COULD... 
Cueball: ... OKAY, WAIT. I HAVE TO ASK. 
Cueball: HOW DID YOU HIT A "7" IN THE MIDDLE THERE? 
White Hat: HUH? 
White Hat: I WAS JUST RANDOMLY KEYBOARD MASHING. 
Cueball: SORRY, RIGHT. 
White Hat: ANYWAY, 
Cueball: I KNOW THIS IS SILLY, BUT LIKE ... ALL YOUR HANDS WERE CLEARLY RIGHT ON THE HOME ROW. 
Cueball: I DON'T GET HOW ONE FINGER COULD HAVE STRETCHED UP TO THE "7". 
White Hat: WHY DO YOU ALWAYS FIXATE ON THESE BIZARRE DETAILS? 
Cueball: I DON'T KNOW. 
Cueball: SORRY. 
White Hat: IT'S WIERD, IS ALL. 

<nowiki>[</nowiki>Chat transcript continues, but now we see a human-sized spider suspended from the ceiling by web is using three of its legs to type on a laptop computer. Behind the spider, White Hat is upside down, almost totally encased in spider web, also suspended from the ceiling, verbalising MMM!! MMPH!!! Between them, a chair has been knocked over onto its back.<nowiki>]</nowiki>

Spider (chat dialogue shows White Hat's picture): I AM A NORMAL HUMAN TYPING WITH MY HUMAN HANDS. 
Cueball: YEAH, OF COURSE. I KNOW. 

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Talk:1530: Keyboard Mash

2015-05-27T10:12:50Z

ẞ qwertz:

Talk:1530: Keyboard Mash

2015-05-27T10:10:53Z

ẞ qwertz:

Talk:1530: Keyboard Mash

2015-05-27T10:09:46Z

ẞ qwertz:

Spiders. We knew this would happen someday.

So, the plot seems to be that he went outside to deal with his dog, and the spider got inside, perhaps lurking in his room and striking when he sat down at his computer, hence the keyboard smash.
It could be him being taken, or perhaps the spider getting adjusted to the keyboard rather clumsily, what would you see as more feasible?
And from then on, it's the spider typing? [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.168|108.162.238.168]] 06:23, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

"All your hands" were on the home row? Surely he means *both* hands or all *fingers* - unless he's already aware of the spider? Plot hole? [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.121|141.101.99.121]] 06:43, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

: Good catch. May be he always was aware he was talking with a spider. And the las comment from the spider is just sarcastic. [[User:Arturotena|Arturotena]] ([[User talk:Arturotena|talk]]) 07:46, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

: Yes, that had me wondering too. Perhaps the spider didn't realise she needed to turn the webcam off? [[Special:Contributions/108.162.250.159|108.162.250.159]] 09:20, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

The comment "I am a normal Human typing with my Human hands." seems like something Beret Guy would say. Perhaps his time with Beret Guy has desensitized Cueball to those kind of comments? [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.9|108.162.219.9]] 09:08, 27 May 2015 (UTC)
:On the other hand, beret guy wouldn't accuse someone of being "weird" or "bizarre" [[User:Zeimusu|Zeimusu]] ([[User talk:Zeimusu|talk]]) 09:13, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

;Internal skeleton

In the title text, the spider invite to “CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.” Of course, the spiders, being arachnid, are invertebrate and don't have internal skeletons. Humans have. My guess is the spider is trying to fool the human. :-) [[User:Arturotena|Arturotena]] ([[User talk:Arturotena|talk]]) 07:34, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

;Number of "Fingers"
It is 7 keys - "fingers" that are used for the smash on the home row. Spiders have 8 legs. Anybody else notice that? lg tier666 [[Special:Contributions/141.101.92.43|141.101.92.43]] 07:44, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

:I count 8 keys: 7 letters and the digit "7". Bit, since the letters are repeated, the spider couldn't press all of the with its legs at the same time. All of this make me think that a spider could be an awesome typist. [[User:Arturotena|Arturotena]] ([[User talk:Arturotena|talk]]) 07:51, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

;Turing test

The spider passed the Turing test. Of course, the test were for machines, not arachnids. [[User:Arturotena|Arturotena]] ([[User talk:Arturotena|talk]]) 07:54, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

;What if?

Coincidentally, or perhaps not, the current "What if?" at http://what-if.xkcd.com/136/ is also spider related. It comes with a health warning: "If you're a serious arachnophobe, you might want to skip this one." :-) . [[User:Gearoid|Gearoid]] ([[User talk:Gearoid|talk]]) 08:09, 27 May 2015 (UTC)

:Maybe the dog keeps because of the Spider. We should totally think of many different ways, how the spider got inside the house and when.

User:ẞ qwertz

2015-04-06T09:43:40Z

ẞ qwertz:

Hi, I'm from Germany

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|<div style="text-align: center; font-size: 120%; font-weight: bold;">[[Wikipedia:Userboxes|Userboxes]]</div>
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{| cellspacing="0" style=" width:100%; margin-bottom:0; background:#C5FCDC"
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| style="text-align:left; font-size:8pt; padding:0 4px 0 4px; height:45px; line-height:1.25; color:black; vertical-align: middle; " | Dieser Benutzer spricht '''[[:Category:User de|Deutsch]]''' als '''[[:Category:User de-N|Muttersprache]]'''.
|}</div>
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| style="text-align:left; font-size:8pt; padding:0 4px 0 4px; height:45px; line-height:1.25; color:black; vertical-align: middle; " | This user is able to contribute with an '''[[:Category:User en-3|advanced]]''' level of '''[[:Category:User en|English]]'''.
|}</div>
<div style="float:left; border:1px solid #C0C8FF; margin:1px; width:240px; -moz-box-sizing: border-box; -ms-box-sizing: border-box; -o-box-sizing: border-box; -webkit-box-sizing: border-box; box-sizing: border-box;" class="wikipediauserbox ">
{| cellspacing="0" style=" width:100%; margin-bottom:0; background:#F0F8FF"
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| style="text-align:left; font-size:8pt; padding:0 4px 0 4px; height:45px; line-height:1.25; color:black; vertical-align: middle; " | Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel '''[[:Category:User es-1|básico]]''' de '''[[:Category:User es|español]]'''.
|}</div>
|}

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|-
|Name
|got one
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|over e^(π*i) but under 9000
|-
|Occupation
|none
|-
|Formal Education
|none
|-
|Favorite xkcd
|Time
|-
|Favorite chart
|Movie Narrative Charts
|-
|Favorite xkcd-character
|Black Hat
|-
|Favorite movie
|The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
|-
|Favorite person
|Albert Einstein
|}

User:ẞ qwertz

2015-04-06T09:05:27Z

ẞ qwertz:

Hi, I'm from Germany
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|Name
|got one
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|over e^(π*i) but under 9000
|-
|Occupation
|none
|-
|Formal Education
|none
|-
|Favorite xkcd
|Time
|-
|Favorite chart
|Movie Narrative Charts
|-
|Favorite xkcd-character
|Black Hat
|-
|Favorite movie
|The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
|-
|Favorite person
|Albert Einstein
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{| class="wikitable"
|-
|de
|Dieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.
|-
|en-3
|This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
|}

User:ẞ qwertz

2015-04-06T08:38:02Z

ẞ qwertz:

Hi, I'm from Germany

Name: got one
Gender: Male
Age: over e^(π*i) but under 9000
Occupation: none
Formal Education: none
favorite xkcd: Time
favorite chart: Movie Narrative Charts
favorite xkcd-character: Black Hat
favorite movie: The Lord of the Rings: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
favorite person: Albert Einstein

{{Babel|de|en-3}}

1506: xkcloud/Transcript

2015-04-05T19:47:33Z

ẞ qwertz: /* User names */

{{Incomplete|Unfinished.}}

*This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the ''continually''(?) growing dynamic comic [[1506: xkcloud]].
**The front page of the comic is [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|transcribed]] as usual on the [[1506: xkcloud|main page]].
*See pictures of the other types of pages here: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages]].

==Intro==
*After clicking on the red button on the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] (only part of the transcript written on the main page for xkcd), you will see either:
** the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page or
** the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.
*Both these pages are transcribed below.
**Here below the headings of the transcripts for the four pages links directly to the section with the relevant images on the page with [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages].
*From there you have to choose either a picture to a text or a text to an image.
**If you press the ''Draw one your self'' button on the ''Help! We lost the picture'' this page will change slightly:
***[[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]].
**When you then submit a picture, or if you just picked one of the five pictures or five text suggestions, or submitted a text your self, you will go to this page:
***[[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]]
*From all pages you can go back to the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] by clicking on the image of Cueball at his desk.
*After completing the first post, there will always be four post shown below (also if you go back to the front page).
**When you complete a post your new post will be shown together with three new.
**When you push a button to recover more data these four posts (including "yours") will be shown instead of only three as to begin with.
**From here you can loop between these four pages (not counting the ''Draw one for your self'' as a separate page.)
*The above mentioned pages are fully transcribed below.
*Also, there are lists for the following Randall created text and items:
**[[#Reason for data loss|Reason for data loss]]
**[[#User names|User names]]
**[[#User pictures|User pictures]] (a description of possible images next to users)
**[[#Like buttons|Like buttons]]
*Finally, there is all the user input text. This will probably be impossible to transcribe but a few examples should be provided as an example.
**These will be given here: [[#Post from users|Post from users]]
**Some of the picture can be seen on this page:
***[[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_text_page|Help! We lost the text]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! we lost the text that goes with this post!'''
:[For cases where the user has to submit or select a text according to a picture]
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The picture can be used for several user names.]
:[Below the user name is the picture from the post. This picture is also chosen at random from a set which must mainly be created from user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five pictures see [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] section above).]

:[Below this and above five frames with text in two columns are this line of text:]
:Which text post do you think went with this picture?
:[The five texts below are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with. Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below this is a box where you are invited to write and submit a text suggestion. In the box written in gray letters (rather than black, which it will turn to when you type something) are the following text:]
:Or, write your own
:[To the left is a button with the text:]
:Submit

:[By clicking on any of the five text boxes you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) where the chosen text is now standing above the picture from the post above. If you write a text and click the submit button your own text will be written above the picture.]

:[Below this submit text box is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_picture_page|Help! We lost the picture]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! We lost the picture that goes with this post!'''
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a picture of a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The same picture can be used for several user names (and probably likewise).]
:[Below the user name is the text of the post. This text is also random and it must mainly be user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five sentences see [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] section below). Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below is a blue rectangle where the missing picture should be. Instead there is only a white question mark:]
:'''?'''

:[Below this and above six picture frames in two rows is a line of text:]
:Which of these pictures do you think went with this post?
:[The five first pictures are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with). In the sixth and last picture frame the following text is written:]
:Draw one your self

:[By clicking on any of the five pictures you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) with the chosen picture now substituting the "?" in the post above with the chosen picture. If you click the Draw one your self the page will change slightly into the [[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]] page - a page where you can do exactly this. From there you go to the other page mentioned before.]

:[Below these six frames is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following in light gray text:]
:Don't contact us ([http://euphoria.io/room/xkcd/ linking to this live chatroom])

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Draw_one_your_self_page|Draw one your self]]==
:[If you press the picture frame with the text ''Draw one your self'' on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page the page changes. It is not a new page. But below the white post frame with the blue rectangle with "?" there is now no longer six frames, but only one large frame. Above the frame is written:]
:Do your best to recreate the picture you think went with this post:

:[Below is a blank white frame with five tools to the left (pencil, eraser, redo, undo and delete all) and to the right you can choose between seven line thicknesses.]

:[Below this frame is a button on which it says:]
:Upload image
:[If you press this then you picture is uploaded and shown as part of the post on the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page].)

:[Below the image editor nothing has changed compared to before and everything beneath the thin black line is as before.]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help_us_recover_more_data_page|Help us recover more data]]==
:[At the top of this third page (or fourth if coming from the paint a picture page) there are the following white text on a red button:]
:'''Help us recover more data'''

:[If you click this button you go back to one of the two pages that follows the front page that is the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page or the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page. So in this way a loop will begin. The only difference is that now there will be four pictures instead of three at the bottom, and it will be the four that was on this page - including the one you have been involved in at the top.]

:[Below this button is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk - same as with the two pages mentioned above as are the text given here below. If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are both the post you have just finished (either by connecting a text or image with the missing part or even typing or painting your self) as well as three other posts below "yours". They are stacked above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. The other three are again random chosen - it is not the ones from the page where you should choose a text/image. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text is a blue "like button" that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]). Above these buttons there (from late in the afternoon no April 1st) appear a word which by clicking it created a permalink:]
:Link
:[This is written over all the buttons for each of the possible posts.]

==Reason for data loss==

{| class="wikitable"
!Sentence
!Explanation
|-
| +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
|A reference to Hex, the magical computer from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, which would occasionally emit this error
|-
|<%= reason %>
|A template used by server-side frameworks such as Rails, which would normally replace this line with the actual value of the "reason" variable.
|-
|a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
|Having a user name containing an html tag might cause issues in the server, similar to [http://xkcd.com/327 xkcd 327].
|-
|aol window in front of netscape window
|AOL (America Online, a dial-up online service popular in the 1990s) acquired Netscape (company that developed for the original commercial browser, precursor to Firefox) in 1998
|-
|Baby ur much 2 fast
|Lyrics from the Prince song "Little Red Corvette"
|-
|bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
|Bookmarks are typically migrated from one file folder to another so that they can be accessed by another browser.
|-
|butter didn't suit the works
|Reference to "Alice in Wonderland" -- the Mad Hatter put butter into his watch to make it keep more accurate time, and explained "I used the very best butter, too."
|-
|butter overflow
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|butter to text interface not found
|A reference to speech-to-text interfaces, typically used by people who cannot see easily to enable them to use a computer.
|-
|butter underrun
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
|A reference to the "Control-S" save shortcut on both Windows and Mac, and is saying that they are unable to activate the shortcut (thus saving the data) because there is "something gross" on it.
|-
|CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
|A CAPTCHA is a tool which aims to prevent comupter-generated submissions to an online form by asking the user a question which is easy for humans but (supposedly) hard for computers. In this case, the CAPTCHA detects {{w|parahuman}} intelligence rather than human intelligence.
|-
|cat-like typing detected
|When cats walk or sit on keyboards, they can type, which can be annoying. A program called [http://bitboost.com/pawsense/ PawSense] attempted to detect this and block the typed keystrokes to reduce inconvenience.
|-
|confirmation BIOS
|Pun on "confirmation bias" (a tendency to search for or interpret information in a way that confirms one's preconceptions, leading to statistical errors); BIOS is part of a PC's hardware
|-
|could not evade skifree yeti
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SkiFree SkiFree] is an early 90s computer game that requires the player to ski down an endless slope. It's famous for a yeti that appears after the player reaches a certain distance, which then chases and eats the player. Possibly a reference to [[667: SkiFree]].
|-
|could not initialize sound blaster 16
|The Sound Blaster 16 is a PC sound card which used FM synthesis to play MIDI files, which was popular in the 1990s.
|-
|CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
|The CRM-114 unit's malfunction is the main plot device in the film Dr Strangelove
|-
|cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
|A cumulonimbus is a type of cloud. This may be a reference to Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. The error suggests that the cloud looked too much like a rabbit.
|-
|data too big
|
|-
|database configuration violates the Prime Directive
|The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Directive Prime Directive] comes from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek Star Trek], and refers to the principle of not interfering with the natural development of primitive cultures. This error is implying that the database is being seen as a primitive life, and therefore the server is not allowed to make any changes to it.
|-
|Dave's not registered, man
|Cheech and Chong reference: "Dave's not here, man".
|-
|Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
|References the VX community, which can be found on [http://www.reddit.com/r/VXJunkies/ its subreddit] and a WIP [http://vxmodules.wikia.com/wiki/VX_Wiki wiki]. The community is centered around making up technobabble about the fictional "VX" series of devices, without breaking character.
|-
|dictionary too stiff to read
|dictionary in addition to being a book where you can look up the definition of words can also be a data structure of key value pairings.
|-
|electrons too big, stuck in wafer
|"Wafer" refers to silicon or other material used as substrate for semiconductor fabrication.
|-
|ERR:INVALID DIM
|On the Texas Instruments TI-83 and TI-84 calculators, this is an error message shown [http://oakroadsystems.com/math/ti83oops.htm#x_InvalidDim in various situations].
|-
|error reading drive B. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abort,_Retry,_Fail%3F Abort, Retry, Fail?]
|A common error from MS-DOS, often caused by a failing floppy disk
|-
|error
|This error message is so uninformative as to be redundant.
|-
|error: error code [error] while decoding error code
|Similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|error: operation completed successfully
|A somewhat common coding error in *nix programs. The program detected an error and tried to print the error using a function such as perror which prints a message based on the global variable errno. However, the error wasn't generated by a standard library routine so errno equals 0 (no error).
|-
|ethics in journalism
|Possibly a reference to the movement Gamergate, a group ostensibly dedicated to "ethics in video game journalism", but has been accused of misogyny and harassment.
|-
|eyelash! eyelash!
|Possibly a reference to [http://xkcd.com/1086 xkcd 1086]
|-
|files fell out
|Paper files (as would be stored in a filing cabinet) can be misplaced and items can fall out of them if mishandled. However, it would be unexpected for digital files to fall out in this way.
|-
|files overwritten with more interesting content
|
|-
|firewall caught fire
|Pun based on the inclusion of the term "fire" in "firewall"
|-
|floating point unit no longer afloat
|A floating point unit is a part of a CPU which can perform calculations on non-integers. The pun is that the floating point unit is not floating (as in on a liquid). Possibly a reference to the Jargon File's [http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/N/number-crunching.html#crunchly74-12-25 Crunchly comic].
|-
|food problematic
|Firefly quote
|-
|friday squid blogging
|Security guru Bruce Schneier regularly posts a blog post with this title, and some squid related news, primarily as a discussion thread
|-
|general uncertainty
|Possibly reference to the general uncertainty principle in Quantum Mechanics, which gives an upper limit for the accuracy of measuring two variables at the same time
|-
|GSM filter change required
|Possibly referring to an electronic component used to filter out GSM frequencies. Unlike automotive oil filters, electronic filters don't require changing.
|-
|guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
|A common error from the Commodore Amiga
|-
|hard drive oil depleted
|Hard drives don't use oil/gas like cars do, so it would be strange for the oil to have depleted.
|-
|helvetica scenario
|A reference to the episode on Calcium from the BBC TV show Look Around You.
|-
|HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
|HTTP errors are emitted when an HTTP request (e.g. to download a web page) fails. 403 is Forbidden and 404 is Not Found; 403.75 is somewhere between the two. Reference to Harry Potter's Platform 9¾.
|-
|HTTP 418
|The 4xx class of status code is intended for cases in which the client seems to have erred. For example, the well known 404 is when the client requests a web page that doesn't exist. HTTP 418 is part of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTCPCP Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol], denoting "I am a teapot," and purportedly is used when sending an instruction to brew coffee to a teapot.
|-
|http is down
|Since all the traffic is being handled by http (or https), is http were truely down, it would be a conundrum.
|-
|hung up prematurely
|Possible reference to dialup modems: The server disconnected the phone line too soon.
|-
|I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
|
|-
|i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
|Lyrics from "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails.
|-
|illegal carrot detected in mail queue
|carrot instead of caret
|-
|insufficient smoke for current mirror array
|Refers to the phrase 'smoke and mirrors'
|-
|lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire lp0 on fire]
|lp0 is the printer port, there used to be a 'printer on fire' error/warning
|-
|Main Bus B Undervolt
|A line from Apollo 13, when the spaceship is 'having a problem'.
|-
|mean connection time exceeded
|"Maximum connection time exceeded" might be an error -- by definition, some connections must last longer than the mean (average) connection time.
|-
|microwave running
|Both microwaves and Wifi operate on the same frequency and have been known to cause interference
|-
|minimum recursion depth not reached
|"Maximum recursion depth exceeded" would be an error -- "depth not exceeded" wouldn't be (and there is no minimum limit)
|-
|nanobots in the water
|
|-
|not a hair question
|One of the error messages that the Bucket bot in the #xkcd IRC channel can emit is "That is not a hair question."
|-
|oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
|
|-
|our buffer runneth over
|Old-English style message for "buffer overrun" instead of more modern language. There were no computers yet at that time.
|-
|out of electrons
|
|-
|out of monads
|Monads are a concept in functional programming languages, such as Haskell. They have a reputation for being hard to understand.
|-
|overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_LOAD_LETTER PC LOAD LETTER]
|Error message on older printers stating to add extra letter-size sheets, which has become known to be a very cryptic error message. Reference to the film {{w|Office Space}}.
|-
|Please Insert Riven CD 4
|{{w|Riven}} is a graphical adventure game by {{w|Cyan Worlds}} that was the sequel to {{w|Myst}}, released in 1997. Due to its large amount of image and video content it was on 5 compact discs, and when you traveled from one section of the game to another, it usually prompted you to insert a different CD to load that section's content.
|-
|PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
|The prompt given by a Commodore-64 when using the LOAD command (without a filename argument)
|-
|previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
|
|-
|qubit indeterminate
|Possibly referring to quantum indeterminacy of qubits, which are used in quantum computing.
|-
|RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
|"Inner join" is a common SQL operation performed by a Relational DataBase Management System
|-
|screws are stripped
|
|-
|server aperture too narrow for capital letters
|
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|server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
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|server fell in ocean
|
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|server had too much to drink
|Servers are unlikely to have human style issues with drinking too much alcohol.
|-
|server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
|
|-
|server room haunted
|Maybe a reference to an UVB-76 broadcast in 2001, which said "I am 143. Not receiving the generator." and "That stuff comes from hardware room." in Russian
|-
|sitemap was held upside down
|Sitemap refers to a website directory. Paper maps can be held upside down.
|-
|Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
|similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|soonerist sperver fid dot nile
|A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism spoonerism] - spoonerist serrver did not find file
|-
|spin cycle still active
|Washing machines have a spin cycle. Hard-drives spin. CPUs have cycles.
|-
|spin number must be of the form n/2
|Quantum spin numbers (in atomic physics) must be integers or half-integers
|-
|spontaneous splinal dereticulation
|"Reticulating Splines" is a loading message in The Sims and SimCity video game series.
|-
|SQL ejection
|ejection instead of injection
|-
|subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
|
|-
|sysadmin trapped in well
|Reference to Timmy being trapped in a well.
|-
|tape on write-protect hole fell off
|Read-only floppy disks have a ''write-protect'' hole in the corner. A writable disk has no hole.<ref>http://oit.ua.edu/oit/services/it-service-desk/write-protect-a-floppy-diskette/</ref> It was common practice to convert read-only floppy disks (that could be obtained for free due to, e.g. shareware distribution at computer stores) into writable floppy disks by placing sticky tape over the hole.
|-
|temporal paradox
|
|-
|the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
|butter instead of number
|-
|the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
|
|-
|the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
|
|-
|the system / is down
|Lyrics from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVfzx5Pe-A "The System is Down"], also known as Strongbad Techno. Possible additional reference to the '/' root filesystem on unix/linux.
|-
|This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
|Similar warnings betray proprietary software designed to break when used outside the terms of its license. Messages like this are unlikely to be found in free software like Ubuntu, where anti-features are largely inviable.
|-
|This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
|It would be ironic for the Open Source Initiative, which promotes sharing and modification, to prevent the sharing of the page for copyright reasons.
|-
|too many hands on the keyboard
|Possibly a reference to a scene in NCIS where two people simultaneously used the same keyboard to "double hack".
|-
|transfer interrupted by incoming fax
|Internet access used to be on dailup modems, which is also used for telephone calls or faxing. These can't operate at the same time.
|-
|TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
|Eight-track tape is an obsolete format for recorded music; the tape itself only had two sides. (Nine-track tape -- much wider than eight-track tape -- was used for computer data storage.)
|-
|turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
|If you turned out the lights as you left the room, it would power down the server.
|-
|Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
|Magic Missile is a spell (which you can cast) in Dungeons & Dragons. Casting can also refer (in programming) to converting variables from one type to another, e.g. from integer to string. The pun here is that a 32-bit integer is being cast to the Magic Missile spell.
|-
|undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
|"Undefined is not a function" is a Javascript TypeError.
|-
|unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
|
|-
|unimplemented trap
|"Trap" refers to a computer operation code that is not implemented in the processor's instruction set and instead performs a system call. "Unimplemented trap" was an error message in some previous versions of MacOS.
|-
|User accepted terms but not conditions
|Normally, at a EULA you must accept 'terms and conditions'. There is basically no option to only agree to terms.
|-
|User is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_a_typewriter not a typewriter].
|A reference to the "isatty" function in the Unix C library, which reports whether a file descriptor is connected to a teletypewriter (terminal) or not. Interactive programs generally are intended to be used from a terminal.
|-
|user put spaces/vowels in filename
|Possibly a reference to filename restrictions?
|-
|UTF-31 decode error
|UTF-31 instead of UTF-32
|-
|virtual memory got too real
|Virtual memory is where the OS writes less-used parts of RAM to disk, so that the RAM can be used for another program, hence the less-used parts are in virtual memory. "This is getting too real" is an idiom meaning the person is approaching their wits' end.
|-
|wrong files
|
|-
|YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
|A line frequently announced by the Protoss advisor in Starcraft.
|}

==User names==
:[Below are possible (not all?) user names mentioned next to any post as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[In alphabetical order:]
{| class="wikitable"
!Name
!Comment
|-
|@meganamram
|Megan Amram is a comedian and writer. She became well known through her Twitter Channel @meganamram <ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Amram</ref>
|-
|Addison1
|
|-
|Addison8
|
|-
|Agric Silverfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Silver = Ag)
|-
|Aidan2
|
|-
|Aiden1
|
|-
|Aiden5
|
|-
|Aidenn Aberforth Milne
|{{w|A. A. Milne}} is the author of {{w|Winnie-the-Pooh}}. However his A. A. stands for Alan Alexander but few know this...
|-
|Alice1956
|
|-
|Amanda08
|
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|Anonymous
|{{w|Anonymous}} as if most of these other names are not.
|-
|Apple Martin
|
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|Arthur17
|
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|Arthur19
|
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|Ashley8
|
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|Ashley92
|
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|Ashley2009
|
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|Austin72
|
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|Ayden1952
|
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|Bailey08
|
|-
|Bailey2001
|
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|Barbara1974
|
|-
|Benjamin1970
|
|-
|Benjamin Kenobi Sr
|{{w|Ben Kenobi}} or Obi-Wan Kenobi well known from {{w|Star Wars (film)|Star Wars}}. Since Ben had no kids this person could be his father.
|-
|Bool Hand Luke
|Almost {{w|Cool Hand Luke}} aka {{w|Paul Newman}} staring in a prison drama.
|-
|Brandi9
|
|-
|Brittany1
|
|-
|Caden14
|
|-
|Caden2010
|
|-
|Candice10
|
|-
|Carol04
|
|-
|Chad80
|
|-
|Charles18
|
|-
|Chelsea2006
|
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|Cheyenne15
|
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|Cheyenne1988
|
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|Christina Applecare
|
|-
|CMOS Def
|
|-
|Curic Copperfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Copper = Cu)
|-
|Cynthia99
|
|-
|Cynthia1995
|
|-
|Dakota09
|
|-
|Dakota94
|
|-
|David St. Hubbins
|
|-
|Debbie3
|
|-
|Debbie26
|
|-
|Debbie62
|
|-
|Deborah3
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|-
|Delta Elroy Backslash
|
|-
|Destiny89
|
|-
|Destiny1983
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|Dillon2008
|
|-
|Donald19
|
|-
|Donna2
|
|-
|Dorothy7
|
|-
|DragonBall Cooper
|
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|Dunston Chexin
|
|-
|Dustin46
|
|-
|Earl Sinclair
|{{w|Earl Sinclair}} is the Dinosaur family father from the {{w|Dinosaurs (TV series)|Dinosaurs TV series}}.
|-
|Egbert Bentley White
|
|-
|Eliezer Yudkowsky
|
|-
|Elon Musk
|{{w|Elon Musk}} is the founder of {{w|SpaceX}} and a confounder of {{w|Paypal}} and of {{w|Tesla Motors}}.
|-
|Emily15
|
|-
|Eowyn L'Oreal James
|
|-
|Euphegenia Doubtfire
|{{w|Euphegenia Doubtfire}} is better know as Mrs. Doubtfire from the movie by the same name and played by {{w|Robin Williams}}.
|-
|Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
|{{w|F. Scott Fitzgerald}}, with F for Francis not Facebook, is widely regarded as one of the greatest American writers of the 20th century.
|-
|Flash Groupon
|Named after {{w|Flash Gordon}} the hero of a science fiction adventure of the same name (comic and movies/TV series).
|-
|Frances29
|
|-
|Frances51
|
|-
|Frances99
|
|-
|Gary8
|
|-
|Gary86
|
|-
|Gary1951
|
|-
|George Debian Bush
|{{w|George W. Bush|George Double-u Bush}} or more commonly know as George D. Bush former {{w|President of the United States}}.
|-
|George Reagan Renesmee Martin
|An anectote to George R. (Raymoond) R. (Richard) Martin, most known for the writing of Game of Thrones. {{w|George H. W. Bush|George Bush}} and {{w|Ronald Reagan}} two former {{w|President of the United States|Presidents of the United States}} and then {{w|List_of_Twilight_characters#Renesmee_Cullen|Renesmee Cullen}} the name of the daughter of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan in the {{w|Breaking Dawn}} novell in the {{w|Twilight (series)|Twilight saga}}.
|-
|Green Mario
|
|-
|Greg2004
|
|-
|Hatsy Collins
|
|-
|Henry05
|{{w|Henry V (play)|Henry V}}?
|-
|Henry4
|{{W|Henry IV, Part 1|Henry IV}}?
|-
|Horsepower Lovecraft
|{{w|H. P. Lovecraft}} Horse Power Lovecraft? No Howard Phillips Lovecraft who was an American author who achieved posthumous fame through his influential works of horror fiction.
|-
|J. Alfred Leftshark
|
|-
|Jack3
|
|-
|Jack39
|
|-
|Jacob10
|
|-
|Jada5
|
|-
|Jaden21
|
|-
|Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
|{{w|J. R. R. Tolkien}} although JJR stands for John Ronald Reuel but not many know this of the author of {{w|The Lord of the Rings}}
|-
|Jaina Khloe Rowling
|{{w|J. K. Rowling}} author of {{w|Harry Potter}}. The J is for Joanne, the K is just to have a better {{w|pen name}}.
|-
|Jalen81
|
|-
|James URL Jones
|{{w|James Earl Jones}} with ''Earl'' not an {{w|URL}} like the one most web browsers display for a web page above the page in an address bar. James is very well know for his voicing of {{w|Darth Vader}}.
|-
|Jason15
|
|-
|Jayden79
|
|-
|Jennifer1
|
|-
|Jeph Jacques
|
|-
|Jerry18
|
|-
|Joe Biden
|{{w|Joe Biden}} is the 47th (and current at the time of this comic) {{w|Vice President of the United States}}, jointly elected twice with President {{w|Barack Obama}} and in office since 2009.
|-
|John2
|
|-
|John Wilkes Knuth
|{{w|John Wilkes Booth}} not Knuth was an American stage actor who assassinated President {{w|Abraham Lincoln}} at Ford's Theatre, in Washington, D.C., on April 14, 1865.
|-
|Jonathan27
|
|-
|Joshua80
|
|-
|Joshua84
|
|-
|Justin28
|
|-
|Justin87
|
|-
|Kaden61
|
|-
|Kaitlin1976
|
|-
|Karen3
|
|-
|Kathleen78
|
|-
|Keira10
|
|-
|Keira48
|
|-
|Keira2002
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|-
|Kelsey1970
|
|-
|Kelsey1996
|
|-
|Kenneth94
|
|-
|Kenneth96
|
|-
|Khloe2
|
|-
|Khloe14
|
|-
|Kilroy
|As in {{w|Kilroy was here}}?
|-
|Kim5
|
|-
|Kristy2007
|
|-
|Larry1994
|
|-
|Larry Ronald Hubbard
|{{w|L. Ron Hubbard}} although the L. stands for Lafayette. Was an American author and the founder of the {{w|Church of Scientology}}.
|-
|Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
|This is a modified version of "{{w|Lorem ipsum}} dolor sit amet," the first words of a garbled Latin text often used as a substitute for real text where the text content is irrelevant, such as in a page used to display a typeface.
|-
|Linda08
|
|-
|Lindsay2011
|
|-
|Lisa1995
|
|-
|Livemau5
|
|-
|Lord Gaga
|
|-
|Lord Mondegreen
|
|-
|Louis Reasoner
|
|-
|Madison19
|
|-
|Madison80
|
|-
|Malik2
|
|-
|Margaret5
|
|-
|Margaret11
|
|-
|Marie3
|
|-
|Marie10
|
|-
|Marie12
|
|-
|Marissa Mayer
|
|-
|Mark92
|
|-
|Mark2006
|
|-
|Mark2007
|
|-
|Mark Zuckerberg
|{{w|Mark Zuckerberg}} is the founder of {{w|Facebook}}
|-
|Martin Van Halen
|
|-
|Matthew2006
|
|-
|Mavis Bitcoin
|{{w|Bitcoin}} is an on-line payment system. The use of the name {{w|Mavis}} was initiated by {{w|Marie Corelli|Marie Corelli's}} 1895 novel ''{{w|The Sorrows of Satan}}''. Maybe Randall gives away his opinion on the Bitcoin concept in this name?
|-
|Michaela2006
|
|-
|Michelle11
|
|-
|Minecraft Holmes
|
|-
|Misty3
|
|-
|Myspace Tom
|{{w|Myspace}} was co-founded by {{w|Tom Anderson}}.
|-
|Norton Ghost Dad
|
|-
|Notorious L.H.C.
|{{w|LHC}} or Large Hadron Collider was quite notorious as some people was afraid it would produce a {{w|Large_Hadron_Collider#Safety_of_particle_collisions|doomsday phenomenon}}.
|-
|Padme Dorothy James
|
|-
|Pam06
|
|-
|Patricia03
|
|-
|Paul50
|
|-
|Paul1957
|
|-
|Player One
|As in old computer games
|-
|Player Two
|As in old computer games
|-
|Professor Monoculatus McToff
|
|-
|Raymond6
|
|-
|Ronald22
|
|-
|Ruth3
|
|-
|S. G. Dukat
|
|-
|Samuel19
|
|-
|Samuel49
|
|-
|Sarah55
|
|-
|Sarah1976
|
|-
|Sarah2005
|
|-
|Sharon91
|
|-
|Sharon99
|
|-
|Shaun6
|
|-
|Shaun46
|
|-
|Shaun1960
|
|-
|Sheena2005
|
|-
|Sherri97
|
|-
|Sidd Finch
|
|-
|Sierra3
|
|-
|Sierra7
|
|-
|Sierra10
|
|-
|Stacy07
|
|-
|Stacy14
|
|-
|Steven02
|
|-
|Steven50
|
|-
|Steven2002
|
|-
|Susan11
|
|-
|Susan25
|
|-
|Taylor1990
|
|-
|Taylor1998
|
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|Thomas2
|
|-
|Tim21
|
|-
|Tim87
|
|-
|Tina Belcher
|
|-
|Todd33
|
|-
|Tonya22
|
|-
|Tonya38
|
|-
|Tracy1977
|
|-
|Tricia1
|
|-
|Tricia14
|
|-
|Trinity1989
|
|-
|Virginia1961
|
|-
|Virginia2006
|
|-
|Wil
|
|-
|Wric Tungstenfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Tungsten = Wr)
|}

==User pictures==
:[Below are descriptions of possible (not all?) user pictures shown next to any user name as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[The 20 user images can be directly accessed on xkcd from http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png to http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png.]
:[Picture of all users in number order from User-1 to User-20:
:[[File:All users.png]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png User-1 Knit Cap Girl] [From [[1350: Lorenz]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-2.png User-2 Man with black hair] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-3.png User-3 Baseball]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png User-4 White silhouette]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-5.png User-5 Galaxy with jets from central black hole]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-6.png User-6 White planet Saturn with ''Space kills'' written above and below the planet]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-7.png User-7 Squirrel] [xkcd has had squirrels as a theme for a long time - see [[1503: Squirrel Plan]]).
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-8.png User-8 Squirrel close up]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-9.png User-9 Beret Guy with hair] [So not [[Beret Guy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-10.png User-10 Man with Gray Hat] [So neither [[Black Hat] or [[White Hat]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-11.png User-11 Penrose triangle] [A {{w|Penrose triangle}}]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-12.png User-12 Standing hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-13.png User-13 eiπ≈0]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png User-14 Running black haired girl] [Could be [[Megan]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-15.png User-15 Walking hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-16.png User-16 Close up of male face with black hair on a gray background]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-17.png User-17 Flying girl plus more in background] [Could be [[Megan]] from [[1416: Pixels]]. See also [[353: Python]]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-18.png User-18 Hairy stick figure from a far distance]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-19.png User-19 Hair stick figure on a skateboard] [Could be [[Megan]]. She has been seen on [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?search=megan+skateboard&go=Go&title=Special%3ASearch skateboards].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png User-20 Hairy stick figure fencing] [Could be [[Megan]]].

==Like buttons==
:[xkcloud has "''Like''" buttons next to each post (next to the post text above the picture), similar to those on Facebook, but with random text from this alphabetical list below where all words are [http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/want synonyms for want].]
*Covet
*Crave
*Hanker
*Thirst
*Yearn

==Post from users==
:[Some of the picture can be seen on this page: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].]
:[It will likely be impossible to transcribe all this as it is user input, and thus not Randall's own text. But at least a few examples should be given here as a reference. If anyone wish to expand beyond a few feel free to contribute.]
*Meritocracy is a pipe dream
''The Mushroom Kingdom (from Super Mario Bros.) is a monarchic meritocracy''
*The prophecy was true!
*The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
*Everything makes sense now
*Turkey drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling
*I've made a huge mistake
*Um, I think somethings wrong with my carrot...
*The rest is darkness and decay
*Howerboard to full power!
*My hobby: Freaking people out
*Is this real life?
''Reference to Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody''
*Where should I put this new cool tatto?

*Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
*Lol, no I didn't jump
*In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
*Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
*Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
''Duck Duck Go is a search engine which doesn't track you. Somewhat ironically, their algorithm is a bit secretive''
*This isn't where I parked my zeppelin!
*Who stepped on my pop tart?
*Big Ben is going down
*Do my feet look fat?
*I say; Nuts to that!
*I can take photo's with my teeth!
*To infinity and birdyond!
''Reference to Toystory''
*I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
*I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
*the saddest moment of my childhood
*hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.

==References==
<references/>

1506: xkcloud/Transcript

2015-04-05T19:46:40Z

ẞ qwertz: /* User names */

{{Incomplete|Unfinished.}}

*This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the ''continually''(?) growing dynamic comic [[1506: xkcloud]].
**The front page of the comic is [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|transcribed]] as usual on the [[1506: xkcloud|main page]].
*See pictures of the other types of pages here: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages]].

==Intro==
*After clicking on the red button on the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] (only part of the transcript written on the main page for xkcd), you will see either:
** the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page or
** the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.
*Both these pages are transcribed below.
**Here below the headings of the transcripts for the four pages links directly to the section with the relevant images on the page with [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages].
*From there you have to choose either a picture to a text or a text to an image.
**If you press the ''Draw one your self'' button on the ''Help! We lost the picture'' this page will change slightly:
***[[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]].
**When you then submit a picture, or if you just picked one of the five pictures or five text suggestions, or submitted a text your self, you will go to this page:
***[[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]]
*From all pages you can go back to the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] by clicking on the image of Cueball at his desk.
*After completing the first post, there will always be four post shown below (also if you go back to the front page).
**When you complete a post your new post will be shown together with three new.
**When you push a button to recover more data these four posts (including "yours") will be shown instead of only three as to begin with.
**From here you can loop between these four pages (not counting the ''Draw one for your self'' as a separate page.)
*The above mentioned pages are fully transcribed below.
*Also, there are lists for the following Randall created text and items:
**[[#Reason for data loss|Reason for data loss]]
**[[#User names|User names]]
**[[#User pictures|User pictures]] (a description of possible images next to users)
**[[#Like buttons|Like buttons]]
*Finally, there is all the user input text. This will probably be impossible to transcribe but a few examples should be provided as an example.
**These will be given here: [[#Post from users|Post from users]]
**Some of the picture can be seen on this page:
***[[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_text_page|Help! We lost the text]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! we lost the text that goes with this post!'''
:[For cases where the user has to submit or select a text according to a picture]
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The picture can be used for several user names.]
:[Below the user name is the picture from the post. This picture is also chosen at random from a set which must mainly be created from user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five pictures see [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] section above).]

:[Below this and above five frames with text in two columns are this line of text:]
:Which text post do you think went with this picture?
:[The five texts below are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with. Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below this is a box where you are invited to write and submit a text suggestion. In the box written in gray letters (rather than black, which it will turn to when you type something) are the following text:]
:Or, write your own
:[To the left is a button with the text:]
:Submit

:[By clicking on any of the five text boxes you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) where the chosen text is now standing above the picture from the post above. If you write a text and click the submit button your own text will be written above the picture.]

:[Below this submit text box is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_picture_page|Help! We lost the picture]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! We lost the picture that goes with this post!'''
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a picture of a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The same picture can be used for several user names (and probably likewise).]
:[Below the user name is the text of the post. This text is also random and it must mainly be user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five sentences see [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] section below). Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below is a blue rectangle where the missing picture should be. Instead there is only a white question mark:]
:'''?'''

:[Below this and above six picture frames in two rows is a line of text:]
:Which of these pictures do you think went with this post?
:[The five first pictures are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with). In the sixth and last picture frame the following text is written:]
:Draw one your self

:[By clicking on any of the five pictures you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) with the chosen picture now substituting the "?" in the post above with the chosen picture. If you click the Draw one your self the page will change slightly into the [[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]] page - a page where you can do exactly this. From there you go to the other page mentioned before.]

:[Below these six frames is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following in light gray text:]
:Don't contact us ([http://euphoria.io/room/xkcd/ linking to this live chatroom])

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Draw_one_your_self_page|Draw one your self]]==
:[If you press the picture frame with the text ''Draw one your self'' on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page the page changes. It is not a new page. But below the white post frame with the blue rectangle with "?" there is now no longer six frames, but only one large frame. Above the frame is written:]
:Do your best to recreate the picture you think went with this post:

:[Below is a blank white frame with five tools to the left (pencil, eraser, redo, undo and delete all) and to the right you can choose between seven line thicknesses.]

:[Below this frame is a button on which it says:]
:Upload image
:[If you press this then you picture is uploaded and shown as part of the post on the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page].)

:[Below the image editor nothing has changed compared to before and everything beneath the thin black line is as before.]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help_us_recover_more_data_page|Help us recover more data]]==
:[At the top of this third page (or fourth if coming from the paint a picture page) there are the following white text on a red button:]
:'''Help us recover more data'''

:[If you click this button you go back to one of the two pages that follows the front page that is the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page or the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page. So in this way a loop will begin. The only difference is that now there will be four pictures instead of three at the bottom, and it will be the four that was on this page - including the one you have been involved in at the top.]

:[Below this button is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk - same as with the two pages mentioned above as are the text given here below. If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are both the post you have just finished (either by connecting a text or image with the missing part or even typing or painting your self) as well as three other posts below "yours". They are stacked above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. The other three are again random chosen - it is not the ones from the page where you should choose a text/image. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text is a blue "like button" that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]). Above these buttons there (from late in the afternoon no April 1st) appear a word which by clicking it created a permalink:]
:Link
:[This is written over all the buttons for each of the possible posts.]

==Reason for data loss==

{| class="wikitable"
!Sentence
!Explanation
|-
| +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
|A reference to Hex, the magical computer from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, which would occasionally emit this error
|-
|<%= reason %>
|A template used by server-side frameworks such as Rails, which would normally replace this line with the actual value of the "reason" variable.
|-
|a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
|Having a user name containing an html tag might cause issues in the server, similar to [http://xkcd.com/327 xkcd 327].
|-
|aol window in front of netscape window
|AOL (America Online, a dial-up online service popular in the 1990s) acquired Netscape (company that developed for the original commercial browser, precursor to Firefox) in 1998
|-
|Baby ur much 2 fast
|Lyrics from the Prince song "Little Red Corvette"
|-
|bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
|Bookmarks are typically migrated from one file folder to another so that they can be accessed by another browser.
|-
|butter didn't suit the works
|Reference to "Alice in Wonderland" -- the Mad Hatter put butter into his watch to make it keep more accurate time, and explained "I used the very best butter, too."
|-
|butter overflow
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|butter to text interface not found
|A reference to speech-to-text interfaces, typically used by people who cannot see easily to enable them to use a computer.
|-
|butter underrun
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
|A reference to the "Control-S" save shortcut on both Windows and Mac, and is saying that they are unable to activate the shortcut (thus saving the data) because there is "something gross" on it.
|-
|CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
|A CAPTCHA is a tool which aims to prevent comupter-generated submissions to an online form by asking the user a question which is easy for humans but (supposedly) hard for computers. In this case, the CAPTCHA detects {{w|parahuman}} intelligence rather than human intelligence.
|-
|cat-like typing detected
|When cats walk or sit on keyboards, they can type, which can be annoying. A program called [http://bitboost.com/pawsense/ PawSense] attempted to detect this and block the typed keystrokes to reduce inconvenience.
|-
|confirmation BIOS
|Pun on "confirmation bias" (a tendency to search for or interpret information in a way that confirms one's preconceptions, leading to statistical errors); BIOS is part of a PC's hardware
|-
|could not evade skifree yeti
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SkiFree SkiFree] is an early 90s computer game that requires the player to ski down an endless slope. It's famous for a yeti that appears after the player reaches a certain distance, which then chases and eats the player. Possibly a reference to [[667: SkiFree]].
|-
|could not initialize sound blaster 16
|The Sound Blaster 16 is a PC sound card which used FM synthesis to play MIDI files, which was popular in the 1990s.
|-
|CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
|The CRM-114 unit's malfunction is the main plot device in the film Dr Strangelove
|-
|cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
|A cumulonimbus is a type of cloud. This may be a reference to Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. The error suggests that the cloud looked too much like a rabbit.
|-
|data too big
|
|-
|database configuration violates the Prime Directive
|The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Directive Prime Directive] comes from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek Star Trek], and refers to the principle of not interfering with the natural development of primitive cultures. This error is implying that the database is being seen as a primitive life, and therefore the server is not allowed to make any changes to it.
|-
|Dave's not registered, man
|Cheech and Chong reference: "Dave's not here, man".
|-
|Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
|References the VX community, which can be found on [http://www.reddit.com/r/VXJunkies/ its subreddit] and a WIP [http://vxmodules.wikia.com/wiki/VX_Wiki wiki]. The community is centered around making up technobabble about the fictional "VX" series of devices, without breaking character.
|-
|dictionary too stiff to read
|dictionary in addition to being a book where you can look up the definition of words can also be a data structure of key value pairings.
|-
|electrons too big, stuck in wafer
|"Wafer" refers to silicon or other material used as substrate for semiconductor fabrication.
|-
|ERR:INVALID DIM
|On the Texas Instruments TI-83 and TI-84 calculators, this is an error message shown [http://oakroadsystems.com/math/ti83oops.htm#x_InvalidDim in various situations].
|-
|error reading drive B. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abort,_Retry,_Fail%3F Abort, Retry, Fail?]
|A common error from MS-DOS, often caused by a failing floppy disk
|-
|error
|This error message is so uninformative as to be redundant.
|-
|error: error code [error] while decoding error code
|Similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|error: operation completed successfully
|A somewhat common coding error in *nix programs. The program detected an error and tried to print the error using a function such as perror which prints a message based on the global variable errno. However, the error wasn't generated by a standard library routine so errno equals 0 (no error).
|-
|ethics in journalism
|Possibly a reference to the movement Gamergate, a group ostensibly dedicated to "ethics in video game journalism", but has been accused of misogyny and harassment.
|-
|eyelash! eyelash!
|Possibly a reference to [http://xkcd.com/1086 xkcd 1086]
|-
|files fell out
|Paper files (as would be stored in a filing cabinet) can be misplaced and items can fall out of them if mishandled. However, it would be unexpected for digital files to fall out in this way.
|-
|files overwritten with more interesting content
|
|-
|firewall caught fire
|Pun based on the inclusion of the term "fire" in "firewall"
|-
|floating point unit no longer afloat
|A floating point unit is a part of a CPU which can perform calculations on non-integers. The pun is that the floating point unit is not floating (as in on a liquid). Possibly a reference to the Jargon File's [http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/N/number-crunching.html#crunchly74-12-25 Crunchly comic].
|-
|food problematic
|Firefly quote
|-
|friday squid blogging
|Security guru Bruce Schneier regularly posts a blog post with this title, and some squid related news, primarily as a discussion thread
|-
|general uncertainty
|Possibly reference to the general uncertainty principle in Quantum Mechanics, which gives an upper limit for the accuracy of measuring two variables at the same time
|-
|GSM filter change required
|Possibly referring to an electronic component used to filter out GSM frequencies. Unlike automotive oil filters, electronic filters don't require changing.
|-
|guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
|A common error from the Commodore Amiga
|-
|hard drive oil depleted
|Hard drives don't use oil/gas like cars do, so it would be strange for the oil to have depleted.
|-
|helvetica scenario
|A reference to the episode on Calcium from the BBC TV show Look Around You.
|-
|HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
|HTTP errors are emitted when an HTTP request (e.g. to download a web page) fails. 403 is Forbidden and 404 is Not Found; 403.75 is somewhere between the two. Reference to Harry Potter's Platform 9¾.
|-
|HTTP 418
|The 4xx class of status code is intended for cases in which the client seems to have erred. For example, the well known 404 is when the client requests a web page that doesn't exist. HTTP 418 is part of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTCPCP Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol], denoting "I am a teapot," and purportedly is used when sending an instruction to brew coffee to a teapot.
|-
|http is down
|Since all the traffic is being handled by http (or https), is http were truely down, it would be a conundrum.
|-
|hung up prematurely
|Possible reference to dialup modems: The server disconnected the phone line too soon.
|-
|I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
|
|-
|i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
|Lyrics from "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails.
|-
|illegal carrot detected in mail queue
|carrot instead of caret
|-
|insufficient smoke for current mirror array
|Refers to the phrase 'smoke and mirrors'
|-
|lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire lp0 on fire]
|lp0 is the printer port, there used to be a 'printer on fire' error/warning
|-
|Main Bus B Undervolt
|A line from Apollo 13, when the spaceship is 'having a problem'.
|-
|mean connection time exceeded
|"Maximum connection time exceeded" might be an error -- by definition, some connections must last longer than the mean (average) connection time.
|-
|microwave running
|Both microwaves and Wifi operate on the same frequency and have been known to cause interference
|-
|minimum recursion depth not reached
|"Maximum recursion depth exceeded" would be an error -- "depth not exceeded" wouldn't be (and there is no minimum limit)
|-
|nanobots in the water
|
|-
|not a hair question
|One of the error messages that the Bucket bot in the #xkcd IRC channel can emit is "That is not a hair question."
|-
|oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
|
|-
|our buffer runneth over
|Old-English style message for "buffer overrun" instead of more modern language. There were no computers yet at that time.
|-
|out of electrons
|
|-
|out of monads
|Monads are a concept in functional programming languages, such as Haskell. They have a reputation for being hard to understand.
|-
|overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_LOAD_LETTER PC LOAD LETTER]
|Error message on older printers stating to add extra letter-size sheets, which has become known to be a very cryptic error message. Reference to the film {{w|Office Space}}.
|-
|Please Insert Riven CD 4
|{{w|Riven}} is a graphical adventure game by {{w|Cyan Worlds}} that was the sequel to {{w|Myst}}, released in 1997. Due to its large amount of image and video content it was on 5 compact discs, and when you traveled from one section of the game to another, it usually prompted you to insert a different CD to load that section's content.
|-
|PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
|The prompt given by a Commodore-64 when using the LOAD command (without a filename argument)
|-
|previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
|
|-
|qubit indeterminate
|Possibly referring to quantum indeterminacy of qubits, which are used in quantum computing.
|-
|RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
|"Inner join" is a common SQL operation performed by a Relational DataBase Management System
|-
|screws are stripped
|
|-
|server aperture too narrow for capital letters
|
|-
|server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
|
|-
|server fell in ocean
|
|-
|server had too much to drink
|Servers are unlikely to have human style issues with drinking too much alcohol.
|-
|server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
|
|-
|server room haunted
|Maybe a reference to an UVB-76 broadcast in 2001, which said "I am 143. Not receiving the generator." and "That stuff comes from hardware room." in Russian
|-
|sitemap was held upside down
|Sitemap refers to a website directory. Paper maps can be held upside down.
|-
|Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
|similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|soonerist sperver fid dot nile
|A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism spoonerism] - spoonerist serrver did not find file
|-
|spin cycle still active
|Washing machines have a spin cycle. Hard-drives spin. CPUs have cycles.
|-
|spin number must be of the form n/2
|Quantum spin numbers (in atomic physics) must be integers or half-integers
|-
|spontaneous splinal dereticulation
|"Reticulating Splines" is a loading message in The Sims and SimCity video game series.
|-
|SQL ejection
|ejection instead of injection
|-
|subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
|
|-
|sysadmin trapped in well
|Reference to Timmy being trapped in a well.
|-
|tape on write-protect hole fell off
|Read-only floppy disks have a ''write-protect'' hole in the corner. A writable disk has no hole.<ref>http://oit.ua.edu/oit/services/it-service-desk/write-protect-a-floppy-diskette/</ref> It was common practice to convert read-only floppy disks (that could be obtained for free due to, e.g. shareware distribution at computer stores) into writable floppy disks by placing sticky tape over the hole.
|-
|temporal paradox
|
|-
|the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
|butter instead of number
|-
|the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
|
|-
|the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
|
|-
|the system / is down
|Lyrics from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVfzx5Pe-A "The System is Down"], also known as Strongbad Techno. Possible additional reference to the '/' root filesystem on unix/linux.
|-
|This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
|Similar warnings betray proprietary software designed to break when used outside the terms of its license. Messages like this are unlikely to be found in free software like Ubuntu, where anti-features are largely inviable.
|-
|This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
|It would be ironic for the Open Source Initiative, which promotes sharing and modification, to prevent the sharing of the page for copyright reasons.
|-
|too many hands on the keyboard
|Possibly a reference to a scene in NCIS where two people simultaneously used the same keyboard to "double hack".
|-
|transfer interrupted by incoming fax
|Internet access used to be on dailup modems, which is also used for telephone calls or faxing. These can't operate at the same time.
|-
|TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
|Eight-track tape is an obsolete format for recorded music; the tape itself only had two sides. (Nine-track tape -- much wider than eight-track tape -- was used for computer data storage.)
|-
|turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
|If you turned out the lights as you left the room, it would power down the server.
|-
|Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
|Magic Missile is a spell (which you can cast) in Dungeons & Dragons. Casting can also refer (in programming) to converting variables from one type to another, e.g. from integer to string. The pun here is that a 32-bit integer is being cast to the Magic Missile spell.
|-
|undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
|"Undefined is not a function" is a Javascript TypeError.
|-
|unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
|
|-
|unimplemented trap
|"Trap" refers to a computer operation code that is not implemented in the processor's instruction set and instead performs a system call. "Unimplemented trap" was an error message in some previous versions of MacOS.
|-
|User accepted terms but not conditions
|Normally, at a EULA you must accept 'terms and conditions'. There is basically no option to only agree to terms.
|-
|User is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_a_typewriter not a typewriter].
|A reference to the "isatty" function in the Unix C library, which reports whether a file descriptor is connected to a teletypewriter (terminal) or not. Interactive programs generally are intended to be used from a terminal.
|-
|user put spaces/vowels in filename
|Possibly a reference to filename restrictions?
|-
|UTF-31 decode error
|UTF-31 instead of UTF-32
|-
|virtual memory got too real
|Virtual memory is where the OS writes less-used parts of RAM to disk, so that the RAM can be used for another program, hence the less-used parts are in virtual memory. "This is getting too real" is an idiom meaning the person is approaching their wits' end.
|-
|wrong files
|
|-
|YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
|A line frequently announced by the Protoss advisor in Starcraft.
|}

==User names==
:[Below are possible (not all?) user names mentioned next to any post as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[In alphabetical order:]
{| class="wikitable"
!Name
!Comment
|-
|@meganamram
|Megan Amram is a comedian and writer. She became well known through her Twitter Channel @meganamram <ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Amram/</ref>
|-
|Addison1
|
|-
|Addison8
|
|-
|Agric Silverfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Silver = Ag)
|-
|Aidan2
|
|-
|Aiden1
|
|-
|Aiden5
|
|-
|Aidenn Aberforth Milne
|{{w|A. A. Milne}} is the author of {{w|Winnie-the-Pooh}}. However his A. A. stands for Alan Alexander but few know this...
|-
|Alice1956
|
|-
|Amanda08
|
|-
|Anonymous
|{{w|Anonymous}} as if most of these other names are not.
|-
|Apple Martin
|
|-
|Arthur17
|
|-
|Arthur19
|
|-
|Ashley8
|
|-
|Ashley92
|
|-
|Ashley2009
|
|-
|Austin72
|
|-
|Ayden1952
|
|-
|Bailey08
|
|-
|Bailey2001
|
|-
|Barbara1974
|
|-
|Benjamin1970
|
|-
|Benjamin Kenobi Sr
|{{w|Ben Kenobi}} or Obi-Wan Kenobi well known from {{w|Star Wars (film)|Star Wars}}. Since Ben had no kids this person could be his father.
|-
|Bool Hand Luke
|Almost {{w|Cool Hand Luke}} aka {{w|Paul Newman}} staring in a prison drama.
|-
|Brandi9
|
|-
|Brittany1
|
|-
|Caden14
|
|-
|Caden2010
|
|-
|Candice10
|
|-
|Carol04
|
|-
|Chad80
|
|-
|Charles18
|
|-
|Chelsea2006
|
|-
|Cheyenne15
|
|-
|Cheyenne1988
|
|-
|Christina Applecare
|
|-
|CMOS Def
|
|-
|Curic Copperfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Copper = Cu)
|-
|Cynthia99
|
|-
|Cynthia1995
|
|-
|Dakota09
|
|-
|Dakota94
|
|-
|David St. Hubbins
|
|-
|Debbie3
|
|-
|Debbie26
|
|-
|Debbie62
|
|-
|Deborah3
|
|-
|Delta Elroy Backslash
|
|-
|Destiny89
|
|-
|Destiny1983
|
|-
|Dillon2008
|
|-
|Donald19
|
|-
|Donna2
|
|-
|Dorothy7
|
|-
|DragonBall Cooper
|
|-
|Dunston Chexin
|
|-
|Dustin46
|
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|Earl Sinclair
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==User pictures==
:[Below are descriptions of possible (not all?) user pictures shown next to any user name as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[The 20 user images can be directly accessed on xkcd from http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png to http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png.]
:[Picture of all users in number order from User-1 to User-20:
:[[File:All users.png]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png User-1 Knit Cap Girl] [From [[1350: Lorenz]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-2.png User-2 Man with black hair] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-3.png User-3 Baseball]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png User-4 White silhouette]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-5.png User-5 Galaxy with jets from central black hole]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-6.png User-6 White planet Saturn with ''Space kills'' written above and below the planet]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-7.png User-7 Squirrel] [xkcd has had squirrels as a theme for a long time - see [[1503: Squirrel Plan]]).
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-8.png User-8 Squirrel close up]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-9.png User-9 Beret Guy with hair] [So not [[Beret Guy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-10.png User-10 Man with Gray Hat] [So neither [[Black Hat] or [[White Hat]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-11.png User-11 Penrose triangle] [A {{w|Penrose triangle}}]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-12.png User-12 Standing hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-13.png User-13 eiπ≈0]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png User-14 Running black haired girl] [Could be [[Megan]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-15.png User-15 Walking hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-16.png User-16 Close up of male face with black hair on a gray background]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-17.png User-17 Flying girl plus more in background] [Could be [[Megan]] from [[1416: Pixels]]. See also [[353: Python]]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-18.png User-18 Hairy stick figure from a far distance]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-19.png User-19 Hair stick figure on a skateboard] [Could be [[Megan]]. She has been seen on [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?search=megan+skateboard&go=Go&title=Special%3ASearch skateboards].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png User-20 Hairy stick figure fencing] [Could be [[Megan]]].

==Like buttons==
:[xkcloud has "''Like''" buttons next to each post (next to the post text above the picture), similar to those on Facebook, but with random text from this alphabetical list below where all words are [http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/want synonyms for want].]
*Covet
*Crave
*Hanker
*Thirst
*Yearn

==Post from users==
:[Some of the picture can be seen on this page: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].]
:[It will likely be impossible to transcribe all this as it is user input, and thus not Randall's own text. But at least a few examples should be given here as a reference. If anyone wish to expand beyond a few feel free to contribute.]
*Meritocracy is a pipe dream
''The Mushroom Kingdom (from Super Mario Bros.) is a monarchic meritocracy''
*The prophecy was true!
*The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
*Everything makes sense now
*Turkey drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling
*I've made a huge mistake
*Um, I think somethings wrong with my carrot...
*The rest is darkness and decay
*Howerboard to full power!
*My hobby: Freaking people out
*Is this real life?
''Reference to Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody''
*Where should I put this new cool tatto?

*Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
*Lol, no I didn't jump
*In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
*Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
*Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
''Duck Duck Go is a search engine which doesn't track you. Somewhat ironically, their algorithm is a bit secretive''
*This isn't where I parked my zeppelin!
*Who stepped on my pop tart?
*Big Ben is going down
*Do my feet look fat?
*I say; Nuts to that!
*I can take photo's with my teeth!
*To infinity and birdyond!
''Reference to Toystory''
*I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
*I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
*the saddest moment of my childhood
*hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.

==References==
<references/>

1506: xkcloud/Transcript

2015-04-05T19:43:02Z

ẞ qwertz: /* User names */

{{Incomplete|Unfinished.}}

*This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the ''continually''(?) growing dynamic comic [[1506: xkcloud]].
**The front page of the comic is [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|transcribed]] as usual on the [[1506: xkcloud|main page]].
*See pictures of the other types of pages here: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages]].

==Intro==
*After clicking on the red button on the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] (only part of the transcript written on the main page for xkcd), you will see either:
** the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page or
** the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.
*Both these pages are transcribed below.
**Here below the headings of the transcripts for the four pages links directly to the section with the relevant images on the page with [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages].
*From there you have to choose either a picture to a text or a text to an image.
**If you press the ''Draw one your self'' button on the ''Help! We lost the picture'' this page will change slightly:
***[[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]].
**When you then submit a picture, or if you just picked one of the five pictures or five text suggestions, or submitted a text your self, you will go to this page:
***[[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]]
*From all pages you can go back to the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] by clicking on the image of Cueball at his desk.
*After completing the first post, there will always be four post shown below (also if you go back to the front page).
**When you complete a post your new post will be shown together with three new.
**When you push a button to recover more data these four posts (including "yours") will be shown instead of only three as to begin with.
**From here you can loop between these four pages (not counting the ''Draw one for your self'' as a separate page.)
*The above mentioned pages are fully transcribed below.
*Also, there are lists for the following Randall created text and items:
**[[#Reason for data loss|Reason for data loss]]
**[[#User names|User names]]
**[[#User pictures|User pictures]] (a description of possible images next to users)
**[[#Like buttons|Like buttons]]
*Finally, there is all the user input text. This will probably be impossible to transcribe but a few examples should be provided as an example.
**These will be given here: [[#Post from users|Post from users]]
**Some of the picture can be seen on this page:
***[[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_text_page|Help! We lost the text]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! we lost the text that goes with this post!'''
:[For cases where the user has to submit or select a text according to a picture]
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The picture can be used for several user names.]
:[Below the user name is the picture from the post. This picture is also chosen at random from a set which must mainly be created from user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five pictures see [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] section above).]

:[Below this and above five frames with text in two columns are this line of text:]
:Which text post do you think went with this picture?
:[The five texts below are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with. Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below this is a box where you are invited to write and submit a text suggestion. In the box written in gray letters (rather than black, which it will turn to when you type something) are the following text:]
:Or, write your own
:[To the left is a button with the text:]
:Submit

:[By clicking on any of the five text boxes you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) where the chosen text is now standing above the picture from the post above. If you write a text and click the submit button your own text will be written above the picture.]

:[Below this submit text box is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_picture_page|Help! We lost the picture]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! We lost the picture that goes with this post!'''
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a picture of a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The same picture can be used for several user names (and probably likewise).]
:[Below the user name is the text of the post. This text is also random and it must mainly be user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five sentences see [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] section below). Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below is a blue rectangle where the missing picture should be. Instead there is only a white question mark:]
:'''?'''

:[Below this and above six picture frames in two rows is a line of text:]
:Which of these pictures do you think went with this post?
:[The five first pictures are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with). In the sixth and last picture frame the following text is written:]
:Draw one your self

:[By clicking on any of the five pictures you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) with the chosen picture now substituting the "?" in the post above with the chosen picture. If you click the Draw one your self the page will change slightly into the [[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]] page - a page where you can do exactly this. From there you go to the other page mentioned before.]

:[Below these six frames is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following in light gray text:]
:Don't contact us ([http://euphoria.io/room/xkcd/ linking to this live chatroom])

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Draw_one_your_self_page|Draw one your self]]==
:[If you press the picture frame with the text ''Draw one your self'' on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page the page changes. It is not a new page. But below the white post frame with the blue rectangle with "?" there is now no longer six frames, but only one large frame. Above the frame is written:]
:Do your best to recreate the picture you think went with this post:

:[Below is a blank white frame with five tools to the left (pencil, eraser, redo, undo and delete all) and to the right you can choose between seven line thicknesses.]

:[Below this frame is a button on which it says:]
:Upload image
:[If you press this then you picture is uploaded and shown as part of the post on the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page].)

:[Below the image editor nothing has changed compared to before and everything beneath the thin black line is as before.]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help_us_recover_more_data_page|Help us recover more data]]==
:[At the top of this third page (or fourth if coming from the paint a picture page) there are the following white text on a red button:]
:'''Help us recover more data'''

:[If you click this button you go back to one of the two pages that follows the front page that is the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page or the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page. So in this way a loop will begin. The only difference is that now there will be four pictures instead of three at the bottom, and it will be the four that was on this page - including the one you have been involved in at the top.]

:[Below this button is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk - same as with the two pages mentioned above as are the text given here below. If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are both the post you have just finished (either by connecting a text or image with the missing part or even typing or painting your self) as well as three other posts below "yours". They are stacked above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. The other three are again random chosen - it is not the ones from the page where you should choose a text/image. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text is a blue "like button" that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]). Above these buttons there (from late in the afternoon no April 1st) appear a word which by clicking it created a permalink:]
:Link
:[This is written over all the buttons for each of the possible posts.]

==Reason for data loss==

{| class="wikitable"
!Sentence
!Explanation
|-
| +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
|A reference to Hex, the magical computer from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, which would occasionally emit this error
|-
|<%= reason %>
|A template used by server-side frameworks such as Rails, which would normally replace this line with the actual value of the "reason" variable.
|-
|a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
|Having a user name containing an html tag might cause issues in the server, similar to [http://xkcd.com/327 xkcd 327].
|-
|aol window in front of netscape window
|AOL (America Online, a dial-up online service popular in the 1990s) acquired Netscape (company that developed for the original commercial browser, precursor to Firefox) in 1998
|-
|Baby ur much 2 fast
|Lyrics from the Prince song "Little Red Corvette"
|-
|bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
|Bookmarks are typically migrated from one file folder to another so that they can be accessed by another browser.
|-
|butter didn't suit the works
|Reference to "Alice in Wonderland" -- the Mad Hatter put butter into his watch to make it keep more accurate time, and explained "I used the very best butter, too."
|-
|butter overflow
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|butter to text interface not found
|A reference to speech-to-text interfaces, typically used by people who cannot see easily to enable them to use a computer.
|-
|butter underrun
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
|A reference to the "Control-S" save shortcut on both Windows and Mac, and is saying that they are unable to activate the shortcut (thus saving the data) because there is "something gross" on it.
|-
|CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
|A CAPTCHA is a tool which aims to prevent comupter-generated submissions to an online form by asking the user a question which is easy for humans but (supposedly) hard for computers. In this case, the CAPTCHA detects {{w|parahuman}} intelligence rather than human intelligence.
|-
|cat-like typing detected
|When cats walk or sit on keyboards, they can type, which can be annoying. A program called [http://bitboost.com/pawsense/ PawSense] attempted to detect this and block the typed keystrokes to reduce inconvenience.
|-
|confirmation BIOS
|Pun on "confirmation bias" (a tendency to search for or interpret information in a way that confirms one's preconceptions, leading to statistical errors); BIOS is part of a PC's hardware
|-
|could not evade skifree yeti
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SkiFree SkiFree] is an early 90s computer game that requires the player to ski down an endless slope. It's famous for a yeti that appears after the player reaches a certain distance, which then chases and eats the player. Possibly a reference to [[667: SkiFree]].
|-
|could not initialize sound blaster 16
|The Sound Blaster 16 is a PC sound card which used FM synthesis to play MIDI files, which was popular in the 1990s.
|-
|CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
|The CRM-114 unit's malfunction is the main plot device in the film Dr Strangelove
|-
|cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
|A cumulonimbus is a type of cloud. This may be a reference to Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. The error suggests that the cloud looked too much like a rabbit.
|-
|data too big
|
|-
|database configuration violates the Prime Directive
|The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Directive Prime Directive] comes from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek Star Trek], and refers to the principle of not interfering with the natural development of primitive cultures. This error is implying that the database is being seen as a primitive life, and therefore the server is not allowed to make any changes to it.
|-
|Dave's not registered, man
|Cheech and Chong reference: "Dave's not here, man".
|-
|Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
|References the VX community, which can be found on [http://www.reddit.com/r/VXJunkies/ its subreddit] and a WIP [http://vxmodules.wikia.com/wiki/VX_Wiki wiki]. The community is centered around making up technobabble about the fictional "VX" series of devices, without breaking character.
|-
|dictionary too stiff to read
|dictionary in addition to being a book where you can look up the definition of words can also be a data structure of key value pairings.
|-
|electrons too big, stuck in wafer
|"Wafer" refers to silicon or other material used as substrate for semiconductor fabrication.
|-
|ERR:INVALID DIM
|On the Texas Instruments TI-83 and TI-84 calculators, this is an error message shown [http://oakroadsystems.com/math/ti83oops.htm#x_InvalidDim in various situations].
|-
|error reading drive B. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abort,_Retry,_Fail%3F Abort, Retry, Fail?]
|A common error from MS-DOS, often caused by a failing floppy disk
|-
|error
|This error message is so uninformative as to be redundant.
|-
|error: error code [error] while decoding error code
|Similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|error: operation completed successfully
|A somewhat common coding error in *nix programs. The program detected an error and tried to print the error using a function such as perror which prints a message based on the global variable errno. However, the error wasn't generated by a standard library routine so errno equals 0 (no error).
|-
|ethics in journalism
|Possibly a reference to the movement Gamergate, a group ostensibly dedicated to "ethics in video game journalism", but has been accused of misogyny and harassment.
|-
|eyelash! eyelash!
|Possibly a reference to [http://xkcd.com/1086 xkcd 1086]
|-
|files fell out
|Paper files (as would be stored in a filing cabinet) can be misplaced and items can fall out of them if mishandled. However, it would be unexpected for digital files to fall out in this way.
|-
|files overwritten with more interesting content
|
|-
|firewall caught fire
|Pun based on the inclusion of the term "fire" in "firewall"
|-
|floating point unit no longer afloat
|A floating point unit is a part of a CPU which can perform calculations on non-integers. The pun is that the floating point unit is not floating (as in on a liquid). Possibly a reference to the Jargon File's [http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/N/number-crunching.html#crunchly74-12-25 Crunchly comic].
|-
|food problematic
|Firefly quote
|-
|friday squid blogging
|Security guru Bruce Schneier regularly posts a blog post with this title, and some squid related news, primarily as a discussion thread
|-
|general uncertainty
|Possibly reference to the general uncertainty principle in Quantum Mechanics, which gives an upper limit for the accuracy of measuring two variables at the same time
|-
|GSM filter change required
|Possibly referring to an electronic component used to filter out GSM frequencies. Unlike automotive oil filters, electronic filters don't require changing.
|-
|guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
|A common error from the Commodore Amiga
|-
|hard drive oil depleted
|Hard drives don't use oil/gas like cars do, so it would be strange for the oil to have depleted.
|-
|helvetica scenario
|A reference to the episode on Calcium from the BBC TV show Look Around You.
|-
|HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
|HTTP errors are emitted when an HTTP request (e.g. to download a web page) fails. 403 is Forbidden and 404 is Not Found; 403.75 is somewhere between the two. Reference to Harry Potter's Platform 9¾.
|-
|HTTP 418
|The 4xx class of status code is intended for cases in which the client seems to have erred. For example, the well known 404 is when the client requests a web page that doesn't exist. HTTP 418 is part of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTCPCP Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol], denoting "I am a teapot," and purportedly is used when sending an instruction to brew coffee to a teapot.
|-
|http is down
|Since all the traffic is being handled by http (or https), is http were truely down, it would be a conundrum.
|-
|hung up prematurely
|Possible reference to dialup modems: The server disconnected the phone line too soon.
|-
|I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
|
|-
|i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
|Lyrics from "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails.
|-
|illegal carrot detected in mail queue
|carrot instead of caret
|-
|insufficient smoke for current mirror array
|Refers to the phrase 'smoke and mirrors'
|-
|lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire lp0 on fire]
|lp0 is the printer port, there used to be a 'printer on fire' error/warning
|-
|Main Bus B Undervolt
|A line from Apollo 13, when the spaceship is 'having a problem'.
|-
|mean connection time exceeded
|"Maximum connection time exceeded" might be an error -- by definition, some connections must last longer than the mean (average) connection time.
|-
|microwave running
|Both microwaves and Wifi operate on the same frequency and have been known to cause interference
|-
|minimum recursion depth not reached
|"Maximum recursion depth exceeded" would be an error -- "depth not exceeded" wouldn't be (and there is no minimum limit)
|-
|nanobots in the water
|
|-
|not a hair question
|One of the error messages that the Bucket bot in the #xkcd IRC channel can emit is "That is not a hair question."
|-
|oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
|
|-
|our buffer runneth over
|Old-English style message for "buffer overrun" instead of more modern language. There were no computers yet at that time.
|-
|out of electrons
|
|-
|out of monads
|Monads are a concept in functional programming languages, such as Haskell. They have a reputation for being hard to understand.
|-
|overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_LOAD_LETTER PC LOAD LETTER]
|Error message on older printers stating to add extra letter-size sheets, which has become known to be a very cryptic error message. Reference to the film {{w|Office Space}}.
|-
|Please Insert Riven CD 4
|{{w|Riven}} is a graphical adventure game by {{w|Cyan Worlds}} that was the sequel to {{w|Myst}}, released in 1997. Due to its large amount of image and video content it was on 5 compact discs, and when you traveled from one section of the game to another, it usually prompted you to insert a different CD to load that section's content.
|-
|PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
|The prompt given by a Commodore-64 when using the LOAD command (without a filename argument)
|-
|previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
|
|-
|qubit indeterminate
|Possibly referring to quantum indeterminacy of qubits, which are used in quantum computing.
|-
|RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
|"Inner join" is a common SQL operation performed by a Relational DataBase Management System
|-
|screws are stripped
|
|-
|server aperture too narrow for capital letters
|
|-
|server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
|
|-
|server fell in ocean
|
|-
|server had too much to drink
|Servers are unlikely to have human style issues with drinking too much alcohol.
|-
|server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
|
|-
|server room haunted
|Maybe a reference to an UVB-76 broadcast in 2001, which said "I am 143. Not receiving the generator." and "That stuff comes from hardware room." in Russian
|-
|sitemap was held upside down
|Sitemap refers to a website directory. Paper maps can be held upside down.
|-
|Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
|similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|soonerist sperver fid dot nile
|A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism spoonerism] - spoonerist serrver did not find file
|-
|spin cycle still active
|Washing machines have a spin cycle. Hard-drives spin. CPUs have cycles.
|-
|spin number must be of the form n/2
|Quantum spin numbers (in atomic physics) must be integers or half-integers
|-
|spontaneous splinal dereticulation
|"Reticulating Splines" is a loading message in The Sims and SimCity video game series.
|-
|SQL ejection
|ejection instead of injection
|-
|subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
|
|-
|sysadmin trapped in well
|Reference to Timmy being trapped in a well.
|-
|tape on write-protect hole fell off
|Read-only floppy disks have a ''write-protect'' hole in the corner. A writable disk has no hole.<ref>http://oit.ua.edu/oit/services/it-service-desk/write-protect-a-floppy-diskette/</ref> It was common practice to convert read-only floppy disks (that could be obtained for free due to, e.g. shareware distribution at computer stores) into writable floppy disks by placing sticky tape over the hole.
|-
|temporal paradox
|
|-
|the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
|butter instead of number
|-
|the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
|
|-
|the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
|
|-
|the system / is down
|Lyrics from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVfzx5Pe-A "The System is Down"], also known as Strongbad Techno. Possible additional reference to the '/' root filesystem on unix/linux.
|-
|This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
|Similar warnings betray proprietary software designed to break when used outside the terms of its license. Messages like this are unlikely to be found in free software like Ubuntu, where anti-features are largely inviable.
|-
|This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
|It would be ironic for the Open Source Initiative, which promotes sharing and modification, to prevent the sharing of the page for copyright reasons.
|-
|too many hands on the keyboard
|Possibly a reference to a scene in NCIS where two people simultaneously used the same keyboard to "double hack".
|-
|transfer interrupted by incoming fax
|Internet access used to be on dailup modems, which is also used for telephone calls or faxing. These can't operate at the same time.
|-
|TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
|Eight-track tape is an obsolete format for recorded music; the tape itself only had two sides. (Nine-track tape -- much wider than eight-track tape -- was used for computer data storage.)
|-
|turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
|If you turned out the lights as you left the room, it would power down the server.
|-
|Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
|Magic Missile is a spell (which you can cast) in Dungeons & Dragons. Casting can also refer (in programming) to converting variables from one type to another, e.g. from integer to string. The pun here is that a 32-bit integer is being cast to the Magic Missile spell.
|-
|undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
|"Undefined is not a function" is a Javascript TypeError.
|-
|unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
|
|-
|unimplemented trap
|"Trap" refers to a computer operation code that is not implemented in the processor's instruction set and instead performs a system call. "Unimplemented trap" was an error message in some previous versions of MacOS.
|-
|User accepted terms but not conditions
|Normally, at a EULA you must accept 'terms and conditions'. There is basically no option to only agree to terms.
|-
|User is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_a_typewriter not a typewriter].
|A reference to the "isatty" function in the Unix C library, which reports whether a file descriptor is connected to a teletypewriter (terminal) or not. Interactive programs generally are intended to be used from a terminal.
|-
|user put spaces/vowels in filename
|Possibly a reference to filename restrictions?
|-
|UTF-31 decode error
|UTF-31 instead of UTF-32
|-
|virtual memory got too real
|Virtual memory is where the OS writes less-used parts of RAM to disk, so that the RAM can be used for another program, hence the less-used parts are in virtual memory. "This is getting too real" is an idiom meaning the person is approaching their wits' end.
|-
|wrong files
|
|-
|YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
|A line frequently announced by the Protoss advisor in Starcraft.
|}

==User names==
:[Below are possible (not all?) user names mentioned next to any post as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[In alphabetical order:]
{| class="wikitable"
!Name
!Comment
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|@meganamram
|Megan Amram is a comedian and writer. She became well known through her Twitter Channel @meganamram
|-
|Addison1
|
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|Addison8
|
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|Agric Silverfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Silver = Ag)
|-
|Aidan2
|
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|Aiden1
|
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|Aiden5
|
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|Aidenn Aberforth Milne
|{{w|A. A. Milne}} is the author of {{w|Winnie-the-Pooh}}. However his A. A. stands for Alan Alexander but few know this...
|-
|Alice1956
|
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|Amanda08
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|Anonymous
|{{w|Anonymous}} as if most of these other names are not.
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|Apple Martin
|
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|Arthur17
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|Arthur19
|
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|Ashley8
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|Ashley92
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|Ashley2009
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|Austin72
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|Ayden1952
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|Bailey08
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|Bailey2001
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|Barbara1974
|
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|Benjamin1970
|
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|Benjamin Kenobi Sr
|{{w|Ben Kenobi}} or Obi-Wan Kenobi well known from {{w|Star Wars (film)|Star Wars}}. Since Ben had no kids this person could be his father.
|-
|Bool Hand Luke
|Almost {{w|Cool Hand Luke}} aka {{w|Paul Newman}} staring in a prison drama.
|-
|Brandi9
|
|-
|Brittany1
|
|-
|Caden14
|
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|Caden2010
|
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|Candice10
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|Carol04
|
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|Chad80
|
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|Charles18
|
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|Chelsea2006
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|Cheyenne15
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|Cheyenne1988
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|Christina Applecare
|
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|CMOS Def
|
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|Curic Copperfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Copper = Cu)
|-
|Cynthia99
|
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|Cynthia1995
|
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|Dakota09
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|Dakota94
|
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|David St. Hubbins
|
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|Debbie3
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|Debbie26
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|Debbie62
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|Deborah3
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|Delta Elroy Backslash
|
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|Destiny89
|
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|Destiny1983
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|Dillon2008
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|Donald19
|
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|Donna2
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|Dorothy7
|
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|DragonBall Cooper
|
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|Dunston Chexin
|
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|Dustin46
|
|-
|Earl Sinclair
|{{w|Earl Sinclair}} is the Dinosaur family father from the {{w|Dinosaurs (TV series)|Dinosaurs TV series}}.
|-
|Egbert Bentley White
|
|-
|Eliezer Yudkowsky
|
|-
|Elon Musk
|{{w|Elon Musk}} is the founder of {{w|SpaceX}} and a confounder of {{w|Paypal}} and of {{w|Tesla Motors}}.
|-
|Emily15
|
|-
|Eowyn L'Oreal James
|
|-
|Euphegenia Doubtfire
|{{w|Euphegenia Doubtfire}} is better know as Mrs. Doubtfire from the movie by the same name and played by {{w|Robin Williams}}.
|-
|Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
|{{w|F. Scott Fitzgerald}}, with F for Francis not Facebook, is widely regarded as one of the greatest American writers of the 20th century.
|-
|Flash Groupon
|Named after {{w|Flash Gordon}} the hero of a science fiction adventure of the same name (comic and movies/TV series).
|-
|Frances29
|
|-
|Frances51
|
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|Frances99
|
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|Gary8
|
|-
|Gary86
|
|-
|Gary1951
|
|-
|George Debian Bush
|{{w|George W. Bush|George Double-u Bush}} or more commonly know as George D. Bush former {{w|President of the United States}}.
|-
|George Reagan Renesmee Martin
|An anectote to George R. (Raymoond) R. (Richard) Martin, most known for the writing of Game of Thrones. {{w|George H. W. Bush|George Bush}} and {{w|Ronald Reagan}} two former {{w|President of the United States|Presidents of the United States}} and then {{w|List_of_Twilight_characters#Renesmee_Cullen|Renesmee Cullen}} the name of the daughter of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan in the {{w|Breaking Dawn}} novell in the {{w|Twilight (series)|Twilight saga}}.
|-
|Green Mario
|
|-
|Greg2004
|
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|Hatsy Collins
|
|-
|Henry05
|{{w|Henry V (play)|Henry V}}?
|-
|Henry4
|{{W|Henry IV, Part 1|Henry IV}}?
|-
|Horsepower Lovecraft
|{{w|H. P. Lovecraft}} Horse Power Lovecraft? No Howard Phillips Lovecraft who was an American author who achieved posthumous fame through his influential works of horror fiction.
|-
|J. Alfred Leftshark
|
|-
|Jack3
|
|-
|Jack39
|
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|Jacob10
|
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|Jada5
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|Jaden21
|
|-
|Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
|{{w|J. R. R. Tolkien}} although JJR stands for John Ronald Reuel but not many know this of the author of {{w|The Lord of the Rings}}
|-
|Jaina Khloe Rowling
|{{w|J. K. Rowling}} author of {{w|Harry Potter}}. The J is for Joanne, the K is just to have a better {{w|pen name}}.
|-
|Jalen81
|
|-
|James URL Jones
|{{w|James Earl Jones}} with ''Earl'' not an {{w|URL}} like the one most web browsers display for a web page above the page in an address bar. James is very well know for his voicing of {{w|Darth Vader}}.
|-
|Jason15
|
|-
|Jayden79
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|Jennifer1
|
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|Jeph Jacques
|
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|Jerry18
|
|-
|Joe Biden
|{{w|Joe Biden}} is the 47th (and current at the time of this comic) {{w|Vice President of the United States}}, jointly elected twice with President {{w|Barack Obama}} and in office since 2009.
|-
|John2
|
|-
|John Wilkes Knuth
|{{w|John Wilkes Booth}} not Knuth was an American stage actor who assassinated President {{w|Abraham Lincoln}} at Ford's Theatre, in Washington, D.C., on April 14, 1865.
|-
|Jonathan27
|
|-
|Joshua80
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|Joshua84
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|Justin28
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|Justin87
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|Kaden61
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|Kaitlin1976
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|Karen3
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|Kathleen78
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|Keira10
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|Keira48
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|Keira2002
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|Kelsey1970
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|Kelsey1996
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|Kenneth94
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|Kenneth96
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|Khloe2
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|Khloe14
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|-
|Kilroy
|As in {{w|Kilroy was here}}?
|-
|Kim5
|
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|Kristy2007
|
|-
|Larry1994
|
|-
|Larry Ronald Hubbard
|{{w|L. Ron Hubbard}} although the L. stands for Lafayette. Was an American author and the founder of the {{w|Church of Scientology}}.
|-
|Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
|This is a modified version of "{{w|Lorem ipsum}} dolor sit amet," the first words of a garbled Latin text often used as a substitute for real text where the text content is irrelevant, such as in a page used to display a typeface.
|-
|Linda08
|
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|Lindsay2011
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|Lisa1995
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|Livemau5
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|Lord Gaga
|
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|Lord Mondegreen
|
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|Louis Reasoner
|
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|Madison19
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|Madison80
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|Malik2
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|Margaret5
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|Margaret11
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|Marie3
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|Marie10
|
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|Marie12
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|Marissa Mayer
|
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|Mark92
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|Mark2006
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|Mark2007
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|Mark Zuckerberg
|{{w|Mark Zuckerberg}} is the founder of {{w|Facebook}}
|-
|Martin Van Halen
|
|-
|Matthew2006
|
|-
|Mavis Bitcoin
|{{w|Bitcoin}} is an on-line payment system. The use of the name {{w|Mavis}} was initiated by {{w|Marie Corelli|Marie Corelli's}} 1895 novel ''{{w|The Sorrows of Satan}}''. Maybe Randall gives away his opinion on the Bitcoin concept in this name?
|-
|Michaela2006
|
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|Michelle11
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|-
|Minecraft Holmes
|
|-
|Misty3
|
|-
|Myspace Tom
|{{w|Myspace}} was co-founded by {{w|Tom Anderson}}.
|-
|Norton Ghost Dad
|
|-
|Notorious L.H.C.
|{{w|LHC}} or Large Hadron Collider was quite notorious as some people was afraid it would produce a {{w|Large_Hadron_Collider#Safety_of_particle_collisions|doomsday phenomenon}}.
|-
|Padme Dorothy James
|
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|Pam06
|
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|Patricia03
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|Paul50
|
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|Paul1957
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|-
|Player One
|As in old computer games
|-
|Player Two
|As in old computer games
|-
|Professor Monoculatus McToff
|
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|Raymond6
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|Ronald22
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|Ruth3
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|S. G. Dukat
|
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|Samuel19
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|Samuel49
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|Sarah55
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|Sarah1976
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|Sarah2005
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|Sharon91
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|Sharon99
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|Shaun6
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|Shaun46
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|Shaun1960
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|Sheena2005
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|Sherri97
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|Sidd Finch
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|Sierra3
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|Sierra7
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|Sierra10
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|Stacy07
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|Stacy14
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|Steven02
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|Steven50
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|Steven2002
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|Susan11
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|Susan25
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|Taylor1990
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|Taylor1998
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|Thomas2
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|Tim21
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|Tim87
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|Tina Belcher
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|Todd33
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|Tonya22
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|Tonya38
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|Tracy1977
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|Tricia1
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|Tricia14
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|Trinity1989
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|Virginia1961
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|Virginia2006
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|Wil
|
|-
|Wric Tungstenfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Tungsten = Wr)
|}

==User pictures==
:[Below are descriptions of possible (not all?) user pictures shown next to any user name as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[The 20 user images can be directly accessed on xkcd from http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png to http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png.]
:[Picture of all users in number order from User-1 to User-20:
:[[File:All users.png]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png User-1 Knit Cap Girl] [From [[1350: Lorenz]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-2.png User-2 Man with black hair] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-3.png User-3 Baseball]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png User-4 White silhouette]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-5.png User-5 Galaxy with jets from central black hole]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-6.png User-6 White planet Saturn with ''Space kills'' written above and below the planet]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-7.png User-7 Squirrel] [xkcd has had squirrels as a theme for a long time - see [[1503: Squirrel Plan]]).
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-8.png User-8 Squirrel close up]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-9.png User-9 Beret Guy with hair] [So not [[Beret Guy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-10.png User-10 Man with Gray Hat] [So neither [[Black Hat] or [[White Hat]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-11.png User-11 Penrose triangle] [A {{w|Penrose triangle}}]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-12.png User-12 Standing hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-13.png User-13 eiπ≈0]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png User-14 Running black haired girl] [Could be [[Megan]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-15.png User-15 Walking hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-16.png User-16 Close up of male face with black hair on a gray background]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-17.png User-17 Flying girl plus more in background] [Could be [[Megan]] from [[1416: Pixels]]. See also [[353: Python]]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-18.png User-18 Hairy stick figure from a far distance]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-19.png User-19 Hair stick figure on a skateboard] [Could be [[Megan]]. She has been seen on [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?search=megan+skateboard&go=Go&title=Special%3ASearch skateboards].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png User-20 Hairy stick figure fencing] [Could be [[Megan]]].

==Like buttons==
:[xkcloud has "''Like''" buttons next to each post (next to the post text above the picture), similar to those on Facebook, but with random text from this alphabetical list below where all words are [http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/want synonyms for want].]
*Covet
*Crave
*Hanker
*Thirst
*Yearn

==Post from users==
:[Some of the picture can be seen on this page: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].]
:[It will likely be impossible to transcribe all this as it is user input, and thus not Randall's own text. But at least a few examples should be given here as a reference. If anyone wish to expand beyond a few feel free to contribute.]
*Meritocracy is a pipe dream
''The Mushroom Kingdom (from Super Mario Bros.) is a monarchic meritocracy''
*The prophecy was true!
*The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
*Everything makes sense now
*Turkey drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling
*I've made a huge mistake
*Um, I think somethings wrong with my carrot...
*The rest is darkness and decay
*Howerboard to full power!
*My hobby: Freaking people out
*Is this real life?
''Reference to Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody''
*Where should I put this new cool tatto?

*Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
*Lol, no I didn't jump
*In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
*Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
*Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
''Duck Duck Go is a search engine which doesn't track you. Somewhat ironically, their algorithm is a bit secretive''
*This isn't where I parked my zeppelin!
*Who stepped on my pop tart?
*Big Ben is going down
*Do my feet look fat?
*I say; Nuts to that!
*I can take photo's with my teeth!
*To infinity and birdyond!
''Reference to Toystory''
*I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
*I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
*the saddest moment of my childhood
*hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.

==References==
<references/>

1506: xkcloud/Transcript

2015-04-05T19:40:48Z

ẞ qwertz: /* User names */

{{Incomplete|Unfinished.}}

*This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the ''continually''(?) growing dynamic comic [[1506: xkcloud]].
**The front page of the comic is [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|transcribed]] as usual on the [[1506: xkcloud|main page]].
*See pictures of the other types of pages here: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages]].

==Intro==
*After clicking on the red button on the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] (only part of the transcript written on the main page for xkcd), you will see either:
** the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page or
** the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.
*Both these pages are transcribed below.
**Here below the headings of the transcripts for the four pages links directly to the section with the relevant images on the page with [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages].
*From there you have to choose either a picture to a text or a text to an image.
**If you press the ''Draw one your self'' button on the ''Help! We lost the picture'' this page will change slightly:
***[[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]].
**When you then submit a picture, or if you just picked one of the five pictures or five text suggestions, or submitted a text your self, you will go to this page:
***[[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]]
*From all pages you can go back to the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] by clicking on the image of Cueball at his desk.
*After completing the first post, there will always be four post shown below (also if you go back to the front page).
**When you complete a post your new post will be shown together with three new.
**When you push a button to recover more data these four posts (including "yours") will be shown instead of only three as to begin with.
**From here you can loop between these four pages (not counting the ''Draw one for your self'' as a separate page.)
*The above mentioned pages are fully transcribed below.
*Also, there are lists for the following Randall created text and items:
**[[#Reason for data loss|Reason for data loss]]
**[[#User names|User names]]
**[[#User pictures|User pictures]] (a description of possible images next to users)
**[[#Like buttons|Like buttons]]
*Finally, there is all the user input text. This will probably be impossible to transcribe but a few examples should be provided as an example.
**These will be given here: [[#Post from users|Post from users]]
**Some of the picture can be seen on this page:
***[[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_text_page|Help! We lost the text]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! we lost the text that goes with this post!'''
:[For cases where the user has to submit or select a text according to a picture]
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The picture can be used for several user names.]
:[Below the user name is the picture from the post. This picture is also chosen at random from a set which must mainly be created from user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five pictures see [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] section above).]

:[Below this and above five frames with text in two columns are this line of text:]
:Which text post do you think went with this picture?
:[The five texts below are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with. Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below this is a box where you are invited to write and submit a text suggestion. In the box written in gray letters (rather than black, which it will turn to when you type something) are the following text:]
:Or, write your own
:[To the left is a button with the text:]
:Submit

:[By clicking on any of the five text boxes you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) where the chosen text is now standing above the picture from the post above. If you write a text and click the submit button your own text will be written above the picture.]

:[Below this submit text box is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_picture_page|Help! We lost the picture]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! We lost the picture that goes with this post!'''
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a picture of a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The same picture can be used for several user names (and probably likewise).]
:[Below the user name is the text of the post. This text is also random and it must mainly be user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five sentences see [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] section below). Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below is a blue rectangle where the missing picture should be. Instead there is only a white question mark:]
:'''?'''

:[Below this and above six picture frames in two rows is a line of text:]
:Which of these pictures do you think went with this post?
:[The five first pictures are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with). In the sixth and last picture frame the following text is written:]
:Draw one your self

:[By clicking on any of the five pictures you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) with the chosen picture now substituting the "?" in the post above with the chosen picture. If you click the Draw one your self the page will change slightly into the [[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]] page - a page where you can do exactly this. From there you go to the other page mentioned before.]

:[Below these six frames is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following in light gray text:]
:Don't contact us ([http://euphoria.io/room/xkcd/ linking to this live chatroom])

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Draw_one_your_self_page|Draw one your self]]==
:[If you press the picture frame with the text ''Draw one your self'' on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page the page changes. It is not a new page. But below the white post frame with the blue rectangle with "?" there is now no longer six frames, but only one large frame. Above the frame is written:]
:Do your best to recreate the picture you think went with this post:

:[Below is a blank white frame with five tools to the left (pencil, eraser, redo, undo and delete all) and to the right you can choose between seven line thicknesses.]

:[Below this frame is a button on which it says:]
:Upload image
:[If you press this then you picture is uploaded and shown as part of the post on the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page].)

:[Below the image editor nothing has changed compared to before and everything beneath the thin black line is as before.]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help_us_recover_more_data_page|Help us recover more data]]==
:[At the top of this third page (or fourth if coming from the paint a picture page) there are the following white text on a red button:]
:'''Help us recover more data'''

:[If you click this button you go back to one of the two pages that follows the front page that is the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page or the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page. So in this way a loop will begin. The only difference is that now there will be four pictures instead of three at the bottom, and it will be the four that was on this page - including the one you have been involved in at the top.]

:[Below this button is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk - same as with the two pages mentioned above as are the text given here below. If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are both the post you have just finished (either by connecting a text or image with the missing part or even typing or painting your self) as well as three other posts below "yours". They are stacked above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. The other three are again random chosen - it is not the ones from the page where you should choose a text/image. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text is a blue "like button" that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]). Above these buttons there (from late in the afternoon no April 1st) appear a word which by clicking it created a permalink:]
:Link
:[This is written over all the buttons for each of the possible posts.]

==Reason for data loss==

{| class="wikitable"
!Sentence
!Explanation
|-
| +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
|A reference to Hex, the magical computer from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, which would occasionally emit this error
|-
|<%= reason %>
|A template used by server-side frameworks such as Rails, which would normally replace this line with the actual value of the "reason" variable.
|-
|a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
|Having a user name containing an html tag might cause issues in the server, similar to [http://xkcd.com/327 xkcd 327].
|-
|aol window in front of netscape window
|AOL (America Online, a dial-up online service popular in the 1990s) acquired Netscape (company that developed for the original commercial browser, precursor to Firefox) in 1998
|-
|Baby ur much 2 fast
|Lyrics from the Prince song "Little Red Corvette"
|-
|bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
|Bookmarks are typically migrated from one file folder to another so that they can be accessed by another browser.
|-
|butter didn't suit the works
|Reference to "Alice in Wonderland" -- the Mad Hatter put butter into his watch to make it keep more accurate time, and explained "I used the very best butter, too."
|-
|butter overflow
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|butter to text interface not found
|A reference to speech-to-text interfaces, typically used by people who cannot see easily to enable them to use a computer.
|-
|butter underrun
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
|A reference to the "Control-S" save shortcut on both Windows and Mac, and is saying that they are unable to activate the shortcut (thus saving the data) because there is "something gross" on it.
|-
|CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
|A CAPTCHA is a tool which aims to prevent comupter-generated submissions to an online form by asking the user a question which is easy for humans but (supposedly) hard for computers. In this case, the CAPTCHA detects {{w|parahuman}} intelligence rather than human intelligence.
|-
|cat-like typing detected
|When cats walk or sit on keyboards, they can type, which can be annoying. A program called [http://bitboost.com/pawsense/ PawSense] attempted to detect this and block the typed keystrokes to reduce inconvenience.
|-
|confirmation BIOS
|Pun on "confirmation bias" (a tendency to search for or interpret information in a way that confirms one's preconceptions, leading to statistical errors); BIOS is part of a PC's hardware
|-
|could not evade skifree yeti
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SkiFree SkiFree] is an early 90s computer game that requires the player to ski down an endless slope. It's famous for a yeti that appears after the player reaches a certain distance, which then chases and eats the player. Possibly a reference to [[667: SkiFree]].
|-
|could not initialize sound blaster 16
|The Sound Blaster 16 is a PC sound card which used FM synthesis to play MIDI files, which was popular in the 1990s.
|-
|CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
|The CRM-114 unit's malfunction is the main plot device in the film Dr Strangelove
|-
|cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
|A cumulonimbus is a type of cloud. This may be a reference to Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. The error suggests that the cloud looked too much like a rabbit.
|-
|data too big
|
|-
|database configuration violates the Prime Directive
|The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Directive Prime Directive] comes from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek Star Trek], and refers to the principle of not interfering with the natural development of primitive cultures. This error is implying that the database is being seen as a primitive life, and therefore the server is not allowed to make any changes to it.
|-
|Dave's not registered, man
|Cheech and Chong reference: "Dave's not here, man".
|-
|Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
|References the VX community, which can be found on [http://www.reddit.com/r/VXJunkies/ its subreddit] and a WIP [http://vxmodules.wikia.com/wiki/VX_Wiki wiki]. The community is centered around making up technobabble about the fictional "VX" series of devices, without breaking character.
|-
|dictionary too stiff to read
|dictionary in addition to being a book where you can look up the definition of words can also be a data structure of key value pairings.
|-
|electrons too big, stuck in wafer
|"Wafer" refers to silicon or other material used as substrate for semiconductor fabrication.
|-
|ERR:INVALID DIM
|On the Texas Instruments TI-83 and TI-84 calculators, this is an error message shown [http://oakroadsystems.com/math/ti83oops.htm#x_InvalidDim in various situations].
|-
|error reading drive B. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abort,_Retry,_Fail%3F Abort, Retry, Fail?]
|A common error from MS-DOS, often caused by a failing floppy disk
|-
|error
|This error message is so uninformative as to be redundant.
|-
|error: error code [error] while decoding error code
|Similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|error: operation completed successfully
|A somewhat common coding error in *nix programs. The program detected an error and tried to print the error using a function such as perror which prints a message based on the global variable errno. However, the error wasn't generated by a standard library routine so errno equals 0 (no error).
|-
|ethics in journalism
|Possibly a reference to the movement Gamergate, a group ostensibly dedicated to "ethics in video game journalism", but has been accused of misogyny and harassment.
|-
|eyelash! eyelash!
|Possibly a reference to [http://xkcd.com/1086 xkcd 1086]
|-
|files fell out
|Paper files (as would be stored in a filing cabinet) can be misplaced and items can fall out of them if mishandled. However, it would be unexpected for digital files to fall out in this way.
|-
|files overwritten with more interesting content
|
|-
|firewall caught fire
|Pun based on the inclusion of the term "fire" in "firewall"
|-
|floating point unit no longer afloat
|A floating point unit is a part of a CPU which can perform calculations on non-integers. The pun is that the floating point unit is not floating (as in on a liquid). Possibly a reference to the Jargon File's [http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/N/number-crunching.html#crunchly74-12-25 Crunchly comic].
|-
|food problematic
|Firefly quote
|-
|friday squid blogging
|Security guru Bruce Schneier regularly posts a blog post with this title, and some squid related news, primarily as a discussion thread
|-
|general uncertainty
|Possibly reference to the general uncertainty principle in Quantum Mechanics, which gives an upper limit for the accuracy of measuring two variables at the same time
|-
|GSM filter change required
|Possibly referring to an electronic component used to filter out GSM frequencies. Unlike automotive oil filters, electronic filters don't require changing.
|-
|guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
|A common error from the Commodore Amiga
|-
|hard drive oil depleted
|Hard drives don't use oil/gas like cars do, so it would be strange for the oil to have depleted.
|-
|helvetica scenario
|A reference to the episode on Calcium from the BBC TV show Look Around You.
|-
|HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
|HTTP errors are emitted when an HTTP request (e.g. to download a web page) fails. 403 is Forbidden and 404 is Not Found; 403.75 is somewhere between the two. Reference to Harry Potter's Platform 9¾.
|-
|HTTP 418
|The 4xx class of status code is intended for cases in which the client seems to have erred. For example, the well known 404 is when the client requests a web page that doesn't exist. HTTP 418 is part of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTCPCP Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol], denoting "I am a teapot," and purportedly is used when sending an instruction to brew coffee to a teapot.
|-
|http is down
|Since all the traffic is being handled by http (or https), is http were truely down, it would be a conundrum.
|-
|hung up prematurely
|Possible reference to dialup modems: The server disconnected the phone line too soon.
|-
|I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
|
|-
|i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
|Lyrics from "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails.
|-
|illegal carrot detected in mail queue
|carrot instead of caret
|-
|insufficient smoke for current mirror array
|Refers to the phrase 'smoke and mirrors'
|-
|lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire lp0 on fire]
|lp0 is the printer port, there used to be a 'printer on fire' error/warning
|-
|Main Bus B Undervolt
|A line from Apollo 13, when the spaceship is 'having a problem'.
|-
|mean connection time exceeded
|"Maximum connection time exceeded" might be an error -- by definition, some connections must last longer than the mean (average) connection time.
|-
|microwave running
|Both microwaves and Wifi operate on the same frequency and have been known to cause interference
|-
|minimum recursion depth not reached
|"Maximum recursion depth exceeded" would be an error -- "depth not exceeded" wouldn't be (and there is no minimum limit)
|-
|nanobots in the water
|
|-
|not a hair question
|One of the error messages that the Bucket bot in the #xkcd IRC channel can emit is "That is not a hair question."
|-
|oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
|
|-
|our buffer runneth over
|Old-English style message for "buffer overrun" instead of more modern language. There were no computers yet at that time.
|-
|out of electrons
|
|-
|out of monads
|Monads are a concept in functional programming languages, such as Haskell. They have a reputation for being hard to understand.
|-
|overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_LOAD_LETTER PC LOAD LETTER]
|Error message on older printers stating to add extra letter-size sheets, which has become known to be a very cryptic error message. Reference to the film {{w|Office Space}}.
|-
|Please Insert Riven CD 4
|{{w|Riven}} is a graphical adventure game by {{w|Cyan Worlds}} that was the sequel to {{w|Myst}}, released in 1997. Due to its large amount of image and video content it was on 5 compact discs, and when you traveled from one section of the game to another, it usually prompted you to insert a different CD to load that section's content.
|-
|PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
|The prompt given by a Commodore-64 when using the LOAD command (without a filename argument)
|-
|previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
|
|-
|qubit indeterminate
|Possibly referring to quantum indeterminacy of qubits, which are used in quantum computing.
|-
|RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
|"Inner join" is a common SQL operation performed by a Relational DataBase Management System
|-
|screws are stripped
|
|-
|server aperture too narrow for capital letters
|
|-
|server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
|
|-
|server fell in ocean
|
|-
|server had too much to drink
|Servers are unlikely to have human style issues with drinking too much alcohol.
|-
|server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
|
|-
|server room haunted
|Maybe a reference to an UVB-76 broadcast in 2001, which said "I am 143. Not receiving the generator." and "That stuff comes from hardware room." in Russian
|-
|sitemap was held upside down
|Sitemap refers to a website directory. Paper maps can be held upside down.
|-
|Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
|similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|soonerist sperver fid dot nile
|A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism spoonerism] - spoonerist serrver did not find file
|-
|spin cycle still active
|Washing machines have a spin cycle. Hard-drives spin. CPUs have cycles.
|-
|spin number must be of the form n/2
|Quantum spin numbers (in atomic physics) must be integers or half-integers
|-
|spontaneous splinal dereticulation
|"Reticulating Splines" is a loading message in The Sims and SimCity video game series.
|-
|SQL ejection
|ejection instead of injection
|-
|subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
|
|-
|sysadmin trapped in well
|Reference to Timmy being trapped in a well.
|-
|tape on write-protect hole fell off
|Read-only floppy disks have a ''write-protect'' hole in the corner. A writable disk has no hole.<ref>http://oit.ua.edu/oit/services/it-service-desk/write-protect-a-floppy-diskette/</ref> It was common practice to convert read-only floppy disks (that could be obtained for free due to, e.g. shareware distribution at computer stores) into writable floppy disks by placing sticky tape over the hole.
|-
|temporal paradox
|
|-
|the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
|butter instead of number
|-
|the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
|
|-
|the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
|
|-
|the system / is down
|Lyrics from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVfzx5Pe-A "The System is Down"], also known as Strongbad Techno. Possible additional reference to the '/' root filesystem on unix/linux.
|-
|This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
|Similar warnings betray proprietary software designed to break when used outside the terms of its license. Messages like this are unlikely to be found in free software like Ubuntu, where anti-features are largely inviable.
|-
|This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
|It would be ironic for the Open Source Initiative, which promotes sharing and modification, to prevent the sharing of the page for copyright reasons.
|-
|too many hands on the keyboard
|Possibly a reference to a scene in NCIS where two people simultaneously used the same keyboard to "double hack".
|-
|transfer interrupted by incoming fax
|Internet access used to be on dailup modems, which is also used for telephone calls or faxing. These can't operate at the same time.
|-
|TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
|Eight-track tape is an obsolete format for recorded music; the tape itself only had two sides. (Nine-track tape -- much wider than eight-track tape -- was used for computer data storage.)
|-
|turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
|If you turned out the lights as you left the room, it would power down the server.
|-
|Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
|Magic Missile is a spell (which you can cast) in Dungeons & Dragons. Casting can also refer (in programming) to converting variables from one type to another, e.g. from integer to string. The pun here is that a 32-bit integer is being cast to the Magic Missile spell.
|-
|undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
|"Undefined is not a function" is a Javascript TypeError.
|-
|unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
|
|-
|unimplemented trap
|"Trap" refers to a computer operation code that is not implemented in the processor's instruction set and instead performs a system call. "Unimplemented trap" was an error message in some previous versions of MacOS.
|-
|User accepted terms but not conditions
|Normally, at a EULA you must accept 'terms and conditions'. There is basically no option to only agree to terms.
|-
|User is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_a_typewriter not a typewriter].
|A reference to the "isatty" function in the Unix C library, which reports whether a file descriptor is connected to a teletypewriter (terminal) or not. Interactive programs generally are intended to be used from a terminal.
|-
|user put spaces/vowels in filename
|Possibly a reference to filename restrictions?
|-
|UTF-31 decode error
|UTF-31 instead of UTF-32
|-
|virtual memory got too real
|Virtual memory is where the OS writes less-used parts of RAM to disk, so that the RAM can be used for another program, hence the less-used parts are in virtual memory. "This is getting too real" is an idiom meaning the person is approaching their wits' end.
|-
|wrong files
|
|-
|YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
|A line frequently announced by the Protoss advisor in Starcraft.
|}

==User names==
:[Below are possible (not all?) user names mentioned next to any post as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[In alphabetical order:]
{| class="wikitable"
!Name
!Comment
|-
|@meganamram
|
|-
|Addison1
|
|-
|Addison8
|
|-
|Agric Silverfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Silver = Ag)
|-
|Aidan2
|
|-
|Aiden1
|
|-
|Aiden5
|
|-
|Aidenn Aberforth Milne
|{{w|A. A. Milne}} is the author of {{w|Winnie-the-Pooh}}. However his A. A. stands for Alan Alexander but few know this...
|-
|Alice1956
|
|-
|Amanda08
|
|-
|Anonymous
|{{w|Anonymous}} as if most of these other names are not.
|-
|Apple Martin
|
|-
|Arthur17
|
|-
|Arthur19
|
|-
|Ashley8
|
|-
|Ashley92
|
|-
|Ashley2009
|
|-
|Austin72
|
|-
|Ayden1952
|
|-
|Bailey08
|
|-
|Bailey2001
|
|-
|Barbara1974
|
|-
|Benjamin1970
|
|-
|Benjamin Kenobi Sr
|{{w|Ben Kenobi}} or Obi-Wan Kenobi well known from {{w|Star Wars (film)|Star Wars}}. Since Ben had no kids this person could be his father.
|-
|Bool Hand Luke
|Almost {{w|Cool Hand Luke}} aka {{w|Paul Newman}} staring in a prison drama.
|-
|Brandi9
|
|-
|Brittany1
|
|-
|Caden14
|
|-
|Caden2010
|
|-
|Candice10
|
|-
|Carol04
|
|-
|Chad80
|
|-
|Charles18
|
|-
|Chelsea2006
|
|-
|Cheyenne15
|
|-
|Cheyenne1988
|
|-
|Christina Applecare
|
|-
|CMOS Def
|
|-
|Curic Copperfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Copper = Cu)
|-
|Cynthia99
|
|-
|Cynthia1995
|
|-
|Dakota09
|
|-
|Dakota94
|
|-
|David St. Hubbins
|
|-
|Debbie3
|
|-
|Debbie26
|
|-
|Debbie62
|
|-
|Deborah3
|
|-
|Delta Elroy Backslash
|
|-
|Destiny89
|
|-
|Destiny1983
|
|-
|Dillon2008
|
|-
|Donald19
|
|-
|Donna2
|
|-
|Dorothy7
|
|-
|DragonBall Cooper
|
|-
|Dunston Chexin
|
|-
|Dustin46
|
|-
|Earl Sinclair
|{{w|Earl Sinclair}} is the Dinosaur family father from the {{w|Dinosaurs (TV series)|Dinosaurs TV series}}.
|-
|Egbert Bentley White
|
|-
|Eliezer Yudkowsky
|
|-
|Elon Musk
|{{w|Elon Musk}} is the founder of {{w|SpaceX}} and a confounder of {{w|Paypal}} and of {{w|Tesla Motors}}.
|-
|Emily15
|
|-
|Eowyn L'Oreal James
|
|-
|Euphegenia Doubtfire
|{{w|Euphegenia Doubtfire}} is better know as Mrs. Doubtfire from the movie by the same name and played by {{w|Robin Williams}}.
|-
|Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
|{{w|F. Scott Fitzgerald}}, with F for Francis not Facebook, is widely regarded as one of the greatest American writers of the 20th century.
|-
|Flash Groupon
|Named after {{w|Flash Gordon}} the hero of a science fiction adventure of the same name (comic and movies/TV series).
|-
|Frances29
|
|-
|Frances51
|
|-
|Frances99
|
|-
|Gary8
|
|-
|Gary86
|
|-
|Gary1951
|
|-
|George Debian Bush
|{{w|George W. Bush|George Double-u Bush}} or more commonly know as George D. Bush former {{w|President of the United States}}.
|-
|George Reagan Renesmee Martin
|An anectote to George R. (Raymoond) R. (Richard) Martin, most known for the writing of Game of Thrones. {{w|George H. W. Bush|George Bush}} and {{w|Ronald Reagan}} two former {{w|President of the United States|Presidents of the United States}} and then {{w|List_of_Twilight_characters#Renesmee_Cullen|Renesmee Cullen}} the name of the daughter of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan in the {{w|Breaking Dawn}} novell in the {{w|Twilight (series)|Twilight saga}}.
|-
|Green Mario
|
|-
|Greg2004
|
|-
|Hatsy Collins
|
|-
|Henry05
|{{w|Henry V (play)|Henry V}}?
|-
|Henry4
|{{W|Henry IV, Part 1|Henry IV}}?
|-
|Horsepower Lovecraft
|{{w|H. P. Lovecraft}} Horse Power Lovecraft? No Howard Phillips Lovecraft who was an American author who achieved posthumous fame through his influential works of horror fiction.
|-
|J. Alfred Leftshark
|
|-
|Jack3
|
|-
|Jack39
|
|-
|Jacob10
|
|-
|Jada5
|
|-
|Jaden21
|
|-
|Jaden Riley Rufio Tolkien
|{{w|J. R. R. Tolkien}} although JJR stands for John Ronald Reuel but not many know this of the author of {{w|The Lord of the Rings}}
|-
|Jaina Khloe Rowling
|{{w|J. K. Rowling}} author of {{w|Harry Potter}}. The J is for Joanne, the K is just to have a better {{w|pen name}}.
|-
|Jalen81
|
|-
|James URL Jones
|{{w|James Earl Jones}} with ''Earl'' not an {{w|URL}} like the one most web browsers display for a web page above the page in an address bar. James is very well know for his voicing of {{w|Darth Vader}}.
|-
|Jason15
|
|-
|Jayden79
|
|-
|Jennifer1
|
|-
|Jeph Jacques
|
|-
|Jerry18
|
|-
|Joe Biden
|{{w|Joe Biden}} is the 47th (and current at the time of this comic) {{w|Vice President of the United States}}, jointly elected twice with President {{w|Barack Obama}} and in office since 2009.
|-
|John2
|
|-
|John Wilkes Knuth
|{{w|John Wilkes Booth}} not Knuth was an American stage actor who assassinated President {{w|Abraham Lincoln}} at Ford's Theatre, in Washington, D.C., on April 14, 1865.
|-
|Jonathan27
|
|-
|Joshua80
|
|-
|Joshua84
|
|-
|Justin28
|
|-
|Justin87
|
|-
|Kaden61
|
|-
|Kaitlin1976
|
|-
|Karen3
|
|-
|Kathleen78
|
|-
|Keira10
|
|-
|Keira48
|
|-
|Keira2002
|
|-
|Kelsey1970
|
|-
|Kelsey1996
|
|-
|Kenneth94
|
|-
|Kenneth96
|
|-
|Khloe2
|
|-
|Khloe14
|
|-
|Kilroy
|As in {{w|Kilroy was here}}?
|-
|Kim5
|
|-
|Kristy2007
|
|-
|Larry1994
|
|-
|Larry Ronald Hubbard
|{{w|L. Ron Hubbard}} although the L. stands for Lafayette. Was an American author and the founder of the {{w|Church of Scientology}}.
|-
|Lauren Ibsen Dolores Amit
|This is a modified version of "{{w|Lorem ipsum}} dolor sit amet," the first words of a garbled Latin text often used as a substitute for real text where the text content is irrelevant, such as in a page used to display a typeface.
|-
|Linda08
|
|-
|Lindsay2011
|
|-
|Lisa1995
|
|-
|Livemau5
|
|-
|Lord Gaga
|
|-
|Lord Mondegreen
|
|-
|Louis Reasoner
|
|-
|Madison19
|
|-
|Madison80
|
|-
|Malik2
|
|-
|Margaret5
|
|-
|Margaret11
|
|-
|Marie3
|
|-
|Marie10
|
|-
|Marie12
|
|-
|Marissa Mayer
|
|-
|Mark92
|
|-
|Mark2006
|
|-
|Mark2007
|
|-
|Mark Zuckerberg
|{{w|Mark Zuckerberg}} is the founder of {{w|Facebook}}
|-
|Martin Van Halen
|
|-
|Matthew2006
|
|-
|Mavis Bitcoin
|{{w|Bitcoin}} is an on-line payment system. The use of the name {{w|Mavis}} was initiated by {{w|Marie Corelli|Marie Corelli's}} 1895 novel ''{{w|The Sorrows of Satan}}''. Maybe Randall gives away his opinion on the Bitcoin concept in this name?
|-
|Michaela2006
|
|-
|Michelle11
|
|-
|Minecraft Holmes
|
|-
|Misty3
|
|-
|Myspace Tom
|{{w|Myspace}} was co-founded by {{w|Tom Anderson}}.
|-
|Norton Ghost Dad
|
|-
|Notorious L.H.C.
|{{w|LHC}} or Large Hadron Collider was quite notorious as some people was afraid it would produce a {{w|Large_Hadron_Collider#Safety_of_particle_collisions|doomsday phenomenon}}.
|-
|Padme Dorothy James
|
|-
|Pam06
|
|-
|Patricia03
|
|-
|Paul50
|
|-
|Paul1957
|
|-
|Player One
|As in old computer games
|-
|Player Two
|As in old computer games
|-
|Professor Monoculatus McToff
|
|-
|Raymond6
|
|-
|Ronald22
|
|-
|Ruth3
|
|-
|S. G. Dukat
|
|-
|Samuel19
|
|-
|Samuel49
|
|-
|Sarah55
|
|-
|Sarah1976
|
|-
|Sarah2005
|
|-
|Sharon91
|
|-
|Sharon99
|
|-
|Shaun6
|
|-
|Shaun46
|
|-
|Shaun1960
|
|-
|Sheena2005
|
|-
|Sherri97
|
|-
|Sidd Finch
|
|-
|Sierra3
|
|-
|Sierra7
|
|-
|Sierra10
|
|-
|Stacy07
|
|-
|Stacy14
|
|-
|Steven02
|
|-
|Steven50
|
|-
|Steven2002
|
|-
|Susan11
|
|-
|Susan25
|
|-
|Taylor1990
|
|-
|Taylor1998
|
|-
|Thomas2
|
|-
|Tim21
|
|-
|Tim87
|
|-
|Tina Belcher
|
|-
|Todd33
|
|-
|Tonya22
|
|-
|Tonya38
|
|-
|Tracy1977
|
|-
|Tricia1
|
|-
|Tricia14
|
|-
|Trinity1989
|
|-
|Virginia1961
|
|-
|Virginia2006
|
|-
|Wil
|
|-
|Wric Tungstenfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Tungsten = Wr)
|}

==User pictures==
:[Below are descriptions of possible (not all?) user pictures shown next to any user name as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[The 20 user images can be directly accessed on xkcd from http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png to http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png.]
:[Picture of all users in number order from User-1 to User-20:
:[[File:All users.png]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png User-1 Knit Cap Girl] [From [[1350: Lorenz]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-2.png User-2 Man with black hair] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-3.png User-3 Baseball]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png User-4 White silhouette]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-5.png User-5 Galaxy with jets from central black hole]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-6.png User-6 White planet Saturn with ''Space kills'' written above and below the planet]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-7.png User-7 Squirrel] [xkcd has had squirrels as a theme for a long time - see [[1503: Squirrel Plan]]).
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-8.png User-8 Squirrel close up]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-9.png User-9 Beret Guy with hair] [So not [[Beret Guy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-10.png User-10 Man with Gray Hat] [So neither [[Black Hat] or [[White Hat]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-11.png User-11 Penrose triangle] [A {{w|Penrose triangle}}]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-12.png User-12 Standing hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-13.png User-13 eiπ≈0]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png User-14 Running black haired girl] [Could be [[Megan]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-15.png User-15 Walking hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-16.png User-16 Close up of male face with black hair on a gray background]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-17.png User-17 Flying girl plus more in background] [Could be [[Megan]] from [[1416: Pixels]]. See also [[353: Python]]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-18.png User-18 Hairy stick figure from a far distance]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-19.png User-19 Hair stick figure on a skateboard] [Could be [[Megan]]. She has been seen on [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?search=megan+skateboard&go=Go&title=Special%3ASearch skateboards].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png User-20 Hairy stick figure fencing] [Could be [[Megan]]].

==Like buttons==
:[xkcloud has "''Like''" buttons next to each post (next to the post text above the picture), similar to those on Facebook, but with random text from this alphabetical list below where all words are [http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/want synonyms for want].]
*Covet
*Crave
*Hanker
*Thirst
*Yearn

==Post from users==
:[Some of the picture can be seen on this page: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].]
:[It will likely be impossible to transcribe all this as it is user input, and thus not Randall's own text. But at least a few examples should be given here as a reference. If anyone wish to expand beyond a few feel free to contribute.]
*Meritocracy is a pipe dream
''The Mushroom Kingdom (from Super Mario Bros.) is a monarchic meritocracy''
*The prophecy was true!
*The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
*Everything makes sense now
*Turkey drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling
*I've made a huge mistake
*Um, I think somethings wrong with my carrot...
*The rest is darkness and decay
*Howerboard to full power!
*My hobby: Freaking people out
*Is this real life?
''Reference to Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody''
*Where should I put this new cool tatto?

*Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
*Lol, no I didn't jump
*In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
*Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
*Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
''Duck Duck Go is a search engine which doesn't track you. Somewhat ironically, their algorithm is a bit secretive''
*This isn't where I parked my zeppelin!
*Who stepped on my pop tart?
*Big Ben is going down
*Do my feet look fat?
*I say; Nuts to that!
*I can take photo's with my teeth!
*To infinity and birdyond!
''Reference to Toystory''
*I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
*I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
*the saddest moment of my childhood
*hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.

==References==
<references/>

1506: xkcloud/Transcript

2015-04-05T19:39:11Z

ẞ qwertz: /* User names */

{{Incomplete|Unfinished.}}

*This is a valiant effort to create a transcript for the ''continually''(?) growing dynamic comic [[1506: xkcloud]].
**The front page of the comic is [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|transcribed]] as usual on the [[1506: xkcloud|main page]].
*See pictures of the other types of pages here: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages]].

==Intro==
*After clicking on the red button on the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] (only part of the transcript written on the main page for xkcd), you will see either:
** the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page or
** the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.
*Both these pages are transcribed below.
**Here below the headings of the transcripts for the four pages links directly to the section with the relevant images on the page with [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures of other pages|Pictures of other pages].
*From there you have to choose either a picture to a text or a text to an image.
**If you press the ''Draw one your self'' button on the ''Help! We lost the picture'' this page will change slightly:
***[[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]].
**When you then submit a picture, or if you just picked one of the five pictures or five text suggestions, or submitted a text your self, you will go to this page:
***[[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]]
*From all pages you can go back to the [[1506: xkcloud#Transcript|front page]] by clicking on the image of Cueball at his desk.
*After completing the first post, there will always be four post shown below (also if you go back to the front page).
**When you complete a post your new post will be shown together with three new.
**When you push a button to recover more data these four posts (including "yours") will be shown instead of only three as to begin with.
**From here you can loop between these four pages (not counting the ''Draw one for your self'' as a separate page.)
*The above mentioned pages are fully transcribed below.
*Also, there are lists for the following Randall created text and items:
**[[#Reason for data loss|Reason for data loss]]
**[[#User names|User names]]
**[[#User pictures|User pictures]] (a description of possible images next to users)
**[[#Like buttons|Like buttons]]
*Finally, there is all the user input text. This will probably be impossible to transcribe but a few examples should be provided as an example.
**These will be given here: [[#Post from users|Post from users]]
**Some of the picture can be seen on this page:
***[[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_text_page|Help! We lost the text]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! we lost the text that goes with this post!'''
:[For cases where the user has to submit or select a text according to a picture]
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The picture can be used for several user names.]
:[Below the user name is the picture from the post. This picture is also chosen at random from a set which must mainly be created from user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five pictures see [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] section above).]

:[Below this and above five frames with text in two columns are this line of text:]
:Which text post do you think went with this picture?
:[The five texts below are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with. Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below this is a box where you are invited to write and submit a text suggestion. In the box written in gray letters (rather than black, which it will turn to when you type something) are the following text:]
:Or, write your own
:[To the left is a button with the text:]
:Submit

:[By clicking on any of the five text boxes you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) where the chosen text is now standing above the picture from the post above. If you write a text and click the submit button your own text will be written above the picture.]

:[Below this submit text box is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help.21_We_lost_the_picture_page|Help! We lost the picture]]==

:[At the top of the page there are the following text:]
:'''Help! We lost the picture that goes with this post!'''
:Reason for data loss:
:[Here on this same line follows a text which is a random reason taken from a list created by [[Randall]]. See [[#Reason for data loss|examples below]]).]

:[Below this text is a white box on top of the light blue background. It is the post mentioned above. At the top is a random user picture - could be a person or a picture of a galaxy etc (see [[#User pictures|descriptions below]]). Next to the picture is a random user name (see [[#User names|descriptions below]]). The same picture can be used for several user names (and probably likewise).]
:[Below the user name is the text of the post. This text is also random and it must mainly be user input. Randall must have given some input to start with though - at least five sentences see [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] section below). Some examples are [[#Post from users|transcribed here]].]
:[Below is a blue rectangle where the missing picture should be. Instead there is only a white question mark:]
:'''?'''

:[Below this and above six picture frames in two rows is a line of text:]
:Which of these pictures do you think went with this post?
:[The five first pictures are from a random sample, created mainly by the users, but Randall must at least have made five to begin with). In the sixth and last picture frame the following text is written:]
:Draw one your self

:[By clicking on any of the five pictures you get to a new page (see the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page) with the chosen picture now substituting the "?" in the post above with the chosen picture. If you click the Draw one your self the page will change slightly into the [[#Draw one your self|Draw one your self]] page - a page where you can do exactly this. From there you go to the other page mentioned before.]

:[Below these six frames is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk (as on the front page). If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following in light gray text:]
:Don't contact us ([http://euphoria.io/room/xkcd/ linking to this live chatroom])

:[To the right below the thin black line are three post above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. All three again random as mentioned above. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text are a blue like button that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]).]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Draw_one_your_self_page|Draw one your self]]==
:[If you press the picture frame with the text ''Draw one your self'' on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page the page changes. It is not a new page. But below the white post frame with the blue rectangle with "?" there is now no longer six frames, but only one large frame. Above the frame is written:]
:Do your best to recreate the picture you think went with this post:

:[Below is a blank white frame with five tools to the left (pencil, eraser, redo, undo and delete all) and to the right you can choose between seven line thicknesses.]

:[Below this frame is a button on which it says:]
:Upload image
:[If you press this then you picture is uploaded and shown as part of the post on the [[#Help us recover more data|Help us recover more data]] page].)

:[Below the image editor nothing has changed compared to before and everything beneath the thin black line is as before.]

==[[1506:_xkcloud/Pictures_of_other_pages#Help_us_recover_more_data_page|Help us recover more data]]==
:[At the top of this third page (or fourth if coming from the paint a picture page) there are the following white text on a red button:]
:'''Help us recover more data'''

:[If you click this button you go back to one of the two pages that follows the front page that is the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page or the [[#Help! We lost the text|Help! We lost the text]] page. So in this way a loop will begin. The only difference is that now there will be four pictures instead of three at the bottom, and it will be the four that was on this page - including the one you have been involved in at the top.]

:[Below this button is a thin black line. Below this to the left we again see Cueball sitting at his desk - same as with the two pages mentioned above as are the text given here below. If you click on the picture with Cueball you return to the front page.]
:Desk: XKCD.COM

:[Below him there are the following text and bulleted list:]
:Our policy
:regarding your
:personal data:

* Please stop sending us
:your personal data
* We are running out of
:places to put it
* Is this even yours?
* Does anyone recognize
:whose data this is?
* Oh jeez never mind here
:comes more data
* Why are you doing this
* Please stop
* Help
:[Below this list appeared late in the afternoon the following weak gray text:]
:Don't contact us

:[To the right below the thin black line are both the post you have just finished (either by connecting a text or image with the missing part or even typing or painting your self) as well as three other posts below "yours". They are stacked above each other with user picture and name above a post text and a picture. The other three are again random chosen - it is not the ones from the page where you should choose a text/image. Furthermore to the right above each picture (right of the first line - if there are multiple lines) of the post text is a blue "like button" that you can press. The buttons seems to be active links when you hover over them, but nothing happens when you click on them. The buttons have a thumbs up icon to the right. Next to the icon there is a random word taken from a list created by Randall. (It seems to be from a list of words that are synonymous with want - see [[#Like buttons|below]]). Above these buttons there (from late in the afternoon no April 1st) appear a word which by clicking it created a permalink:]
:Link
:[This is written over all the buttons for each of the possible posts.]

==Reason for data loss==

{| class="wikitable"
!Sentence
!Explanation
|-
| +++ OUT OF CHEESE ERROR. REDO FROM START +++
|A reference to Hex, the magical computer from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, which would occasionally emit this error
|-
|<%= reason %>
|A template used by server-side frameworks such as Rails, which would normally replace this line with the actual value of the "reason" variable.
|-
|a user's middle name was <nowiki></html></nowiki>
|Having a user name containing an html tag might cause issues in the server, similar to [http://xkcd.com/327 xkcd 327].
|-
|aol window in front of netscape window
|AOL (America Online, a dial-up online service popular in the 1990s) acquired Netscape (company that developed for the original commercial browser, precursor to Firefox) in 1998
|-
|Baby ur much 2 fast
|Lyrics from the Prince song "Little Red Corvette"
|-
|bookmarks migrated to Venezuela
|Bookmarks are typically migrated from one file folder to another so that they can be accessed by another browser.
|-
|butter didn't suit the works
|Reference to "Alice in Wonderland" -- the Mad Hatter put butter into his watch to make it keep more accurate time, and explained "I used the very best butter, too."
|-
|butter overflow
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|butter to text interface not found
|A reference to speech-to-text interfaces, typically used by people who cannot see easily to enable them to use a computer.
|-
|butter underrun
|butter instead of buffer
|-
|cannot save, there's something gross on the S key
|A reference to the "Control-S" save shortcut on both Windows and Mac, and is saying that they are unable to activate the shortcut (thus saving the data) because there is "something gross" on it.
|-
|CAPTCHA response indicated parahuman intelligence
|A CAPTCHA is a tool which aims to prevent comupter-generated submissions to an online form by asking the user a question which is easy for humans but (supposedly) hard for computers. In this case, the CAPTCHA detects {{w|parahuman}} intelligence rather than human intelligence.
|-
|cat-like typing detected
|When cats walk or sit on keyboards, they can type, which can be annoying. A program called [http://bitboost.com/pawsense/ PawSense] attempted to detect this and block the typed keystrokes to reduce inconvenience.
|-
|confirmation BIOS
|Pun on "confirmation bias" (a tendency to search for or interpret information in a way that confirms one's preconceptions, leading to statistical errors); BIOS is part of a PC's hardware
|-
|could not evade skifree yeti
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SkiFree SkiFree] is an early 90s computer game that requires the player to ski down an endless slope. It's famous for a yeti that appears after the player reaches a certain distance, which then chases and eats the player. Possibly a reference to [[667: SkiFree]].
|-
|could not initialize sound blaster 16
|The Sound Blaster 16 is a PC sound card which used FM synthesis to play MIDI files, which was popular in the 1990s.
|-
|CRM-114 unit malfunctioning
|The CRM-114 unit's malfunction is the main plot device in the film Dr Strangelove
|-
|cumulonimbus #19 too rabbitlike
|A cumulonimbus is a type of cloud. This may be a reference to Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. The error suggests that the cloud looked too much like a rabbit.
|-
|data too big
|
|-
|database configuration violates the Prime Directive
|The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prime_Directive Prime Directive] comes from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek Star Trek], and refers to the principle of not interfering with the natural development of primitive cultures. This error is implying that the database is being seen as a primitive life, and therefore the server is not allowed to make any changes to it.
|-
|Dave's not registered, man
|Cheech and Chong reference: "Dave's not here, man".
|-
|Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core.
|References the VX community, which can be found on [http://www.reddit.com/r/VXJunkies/ its subreddit] and a WIP [http://vxmodules.wikia.com/wiki/VX_Wiki wiki]. The community is centered around making up technobabble about the fictional "VX" series of devices, without breaking character.
|-
|dictionary too stiff to read
|dictionary in addition to being a book where you can look up the definition of words can also be a data structure of key value pairings.
|-
|electrons too big, stuck in wafer
|"Wafer" refers to silicon or other material used as substrate for semiconductor fabrication.
|-
|ERR:INVALID DIM
|On the Texas Instruments TI-83 and TI-84 calculators, this is an error message shown [http://oakroadsystems.com/math/ti83oops.htm#x_InvalidDim in various situations].
|-
|error reading drive B. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abort,_Retry,_Fail%3F Abort, Retry, Fail?]
|A common error from MS-DOS, often caused by a failing floppy disk
|-
|error
|This error message is so uninformative as to be redundant.
|-
|error: error code [error] while decoding error code
|Similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|error: operation completed successfully
|A somewhat common coding error in *nix programs. The program detected an error and tried to print the error using a function such as perror which prints a message based on the global variable errno. However, the error wasn't generated by a standard library routine so errno equals 0 (no error).
|-
|ethics in journalism
|Possibly a reference to the movement Gamergate, a group ostensibly dedicated to "ethics in video game journalism", but has been accused of misogyny and harassment.
|-
|eyelash! eyelash!
|Possibly a reference to [http://xkcd.com/1086 xkcd 1086]
|-
|files fell out
|Paper files (as would be stored in a filing cabinet) can be misplaced and items can fall out of them if mishandled. However, it would be unexpected for digital files to fall out in this way.
|-
|files overwritten with more interesting content
|
|-
|firewall caught fire
|Pun based on the inclusion of the term "fire" in "firewall"
|-
|floating point unit no longer afloat
|A floating point unit is a part of a CPU which can perform calculations on non-integers. The pun is that the floating point unit is not floating (as in on a liquid). Possibly a reference to the Jargon File's [http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/N/number-crunching.html#crunchly74-12-25 Crunchly comic].
|-
|food problematic
|Firefly quote
|-
|friday squid blogging
|Security guru Bruce Schneier regularly posts a blog post with this title, and some squid related news, primarily as a discussion thread
|-
|general uncertainty
|Possibly reference to the general uncertainty principle in Quantum Mechanics, which gives an upper limit for the accuracy of measuring two variables at the same time
|-
|GSM filter change required
|Possibly referring to an electronic component used to filter out GSM frequencies. Unlike automotive oil filters, electronic filters don't require changing.
|-
|guru meditation #00000025.65045338 press left mouse button to continue
|A common error from the Commodore Amiga
|-
|hard drive oil depleted
|Hard drives don't use oil/gas like cars do, so it would be strange for the oil to have depleted.
|-
|helvetica scenario
|A reference to the episode on Calcium from the BBC TV show Look Around You.
|-
|HTTP 403 and 3/4ths
|HTTP errors are emitted when an HTTP request (e.g. to download a web page) fails. 403 is Forbidden and 404 is Not Found; 403.75 is somewhere between the two. Reference to Harry Potter's Platform 9¾.
|-
|HTTP 418
|The 4xx class of status code is intended for cases in which the client seems to have erred. For example, the well known 404 is when the client requests a web page that doesn't exist. HTTP 418 is part of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HTCPCP Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol], denoting "I am a teapot," and purportedly is used when sending an instruction to brew coffee to a teapot.
|-
|http is down
|Since all the traffic is being handled by http (or https), is http were truely down, it would be a conundrum.
|-
|hung up prematurely
|Possible reference to dialup modems: The server disconnected the phone line too soon.
|-
|I got pretty distracted trying to figure out how big space is
|
|-
|i hurt myself today / to see if i still feel
|Lyrics from "Hurt" by Nine Inch Nails.
|-
|illegal carrot detected in mail queue
|carrot instead of caret
|-
|insufficient smoke for current mirror array
|Refers to the phrase 'smoke and mirrors'
|-
|lights are out, hard drive is taking a nap
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire lp0 on fire]
|lp0 is the printer port, there used to be a 'printer on fire' error/warning
|-
|Main Bus B Undervolt
|A line from Apollo 13, when the spaceship is 'having a problem'.
|-
|mean connection time exceeded
|"Maximum connection time exceeded" might be an error -- by definition, some connections must last longer than the mean (average) connection time.
|-
|microwave running
|Both microwaves and Wifi operate on the same frequency and have been known to cause interference
|-
|minimum recursion depth not reached
|"Maximum recursion depth exceeded" would be an error -- "depth not exceeded" wouldn't be (and there is no minimum limit)
|-
|nanobots in the water
|
|-
|not a hair question
|One of the error messages that the Bucket bot in the #xkcd IRC channel can emit is "That is not a hair question."
|-
|oh jeez there's a lot of you can you all just hang on for a second please oh frig this is so bad
|
|-
|our buffer runneth over
|Old-English style message for "buffer overrun" instead of more modern language. There were no computers yet at that time.
|-
|out of electrons
|
|-
|out of monads
|Monads are a concept in functional programming languages, such as Haskell. They have a reputation for being hard to understand.
|-
|overcurrent undervolt caused by vacuum cleaner on same circuit
|
|-
|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PC_LOAD_LETTER PC LOAD LETTER]
|Error message on older printers stating to add extra letter-size sheets, which has become known to be a very cryptic error message. Reference to the film {{w|Office Space}}.
|-
|Please Insert Riven CD 4
|{{w|Riven}} is a graphical adventure game by {{w|Cyan Worlds}} that was the sequel to {{w|Myst}}, released in 1997. Due to its large amount of image and video content it was on 5 compact discs, and when you traveled from one section of the game to another, it usually prompted you to insert a different CD to load that section's content.
|-
|PRESS PLAY ON TAPE
|The prompt given by a Commodore-64 when using the LOAD command (without a filename argument)
|-
|previously-recovered files overwritten by newly-recovered ones
|
|-
|qubit indeterminate
|Possibly referring to quantum indeterminacy of qubits, which are used in quantum computing.
|-
|RDBMS completely forgot how inner joins work
|"Inner join" is a common SQL operation performed by a Relational DataBase Management System
|-
|screws are stripped
|
|-
|server aperture too narrow for capital letters
|
|-
|server farm lost starbucks wifi signal
|
|-
|server fell in ocean
|
|-
|server had too much to drink
|Servers are unlikely to have human style issues with drinking too much alcohol.
|-
|server power cable stolen by raccoon for nest
|
|-
|server room haunted
|Maybe a reference to an UVB-76 broadcast in 2001, which said "I am 143. Not receiving the generator." and "That stuff comes from hardware room." in Russian
|-
|sitemap was held upside down
|Sitemap refers to a website directory. Paper maps can be held upside down.
|-
|Something went wrong: Something went wrong (Something went wrong)
|similar to certain OS error messages which contain errors in themselves
|-
|soonerist sperver fid dot nile
|A [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism spoonerism] - spoonerist serrver did not find file
|-
|spin cycle still active
|Washing machines have a spin cycle. Hard-drives spin. CPUs have cycles.
|-
|spin number must be of the form n/2
|Quantum spin numbers (in atomic physics) must be integers or half-integers
|-
|spontaneous splinal dereticulation
|"Reticulating Splines" is a loading message in The Sims and SimCity video game series.
|-
|SQL ejection
|ejection instead of injection
|-
|subtle threading bug in turing-complete version numbering system
|
|-
|sysadmin trapped in well
|Reference to Timmy being trapped in a well.
|-
|tape on write-protect hole fell off
|Read-only floppy disks have a ''write-protect'' hole in the corner. A writable disk has no hole.<ref>http://oit.ua.edu/oit/services/it-service-desk/write-protect-a-floppy-diskette/</ref> It was common practice to convert read-only floppy disks (that could be obtained for free due to, e.g. shareware distribution at computer stores) into writable floppy disks by placing sticky tape over the hole.
|-
|temporal paradox
|
|-
|the butter you have dialed is invalid or no longer in service
|butter instead of number
|-
|the little plastic tab on the box the data's in broke off
|
|-
|the server is temporarily permanent. Please try another also.
|
|-
|the system / is down
|Lyrics from [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILVfzx5Pe-A "The System is Down"], also known as Strongbad Techno. Possible additional reference to the '/' root filesystem on unix/linux.
|-
|This copy of Ubuntu is not genuine and you have not yet resolved this issue.
|Similar warnings betray proprietary software designed to break when used outside the terms of its license. Messages like this are unlikely to be found in free software like Ubuntu, where anti-features are largely inviable.
|-
|This page contains content from the Open Source Initiative, who have blocked it on copyright grounds.
|It would be ironic for the Open Source Initiative, which promotes sharing and modification, to prevent the sharing of the page for copyright reasons.
|-
|too many hands on the keyboard
|Possibly a reference to a scene in NCIS where two people simultaneously used the same keyboard to "double hack".
|-
|transfer interrupted by incoming fax
|Internet access used to be on dailup modems, which is also used for telephone calls or faxing. These can't operate at the same time.
|-
|TRIED TO READ 9TH SIDE OF 8 TRACK
|Eight-track tape is an obsolete format for recorded music; the tape itself only had two sides. (Nine-track tape -- much wider than eight-track tape -- was used for computer data storage.)
|-
|turns out server was on circuit with lightswitch by door
|If you turned out the lights as you left the room, it would power down the server.
|-
|Unable to cast variable of type Int32 to Magic Missile
|Magic Missile is a spell (which you can cast) in Dungeons & Dragons. Casting can also refer (in programming) to converting variables from one type to another, e.g. from integer to string. The pun here is that a 32-bit integer is being cast to the Magic Missile spell.
|-
|undefined is not a function, which really makes you think
|"Undefined is not a function" is a Javascript TypeError.
|-
|unexpected timezone drift desynchronization
|
|-
|unimplemented trap
|"Trap" refers to a computer operation code that is not implemented in the processor's instruction set and instead performs a system call. "Unimplemented trap" was an error message in some previous versions of MacOS.
|-
|User accepted terms but not conditions
|Normally, at a EULA you must accept 'terms and conditions'. There is basically no option to only agree to terms.
|-
|User is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_a_typewriter not a typewriter].
|A reference to the "isatty" function in the Unix C library, which reports whether a file descriptor is connected to a teletypewriter (terminal) or not. Interactive programs generally are intended to be used from a terminal.
|-
|user put spaces/vowels in filename
|Possibly a reference to filename restrictions?
|-
|UTF-31 decode error
|UTF-31 instead of UTF-32
|-
|virtual memory got too real
|Virtual memory is where the OS writes less-used parts of RAM to disk, so that the RAM can be used for another program, hence the less-used parts are in virtual memory. "This is getting too real" is an idiom meaning the person is approaching their wits' end.
|-
|wrong files
|
|-
|YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
|A line frequently announced by the Protoss advisor in Starcraft.
|}

==User names==
:[Below are possible (not all?) user names mentioned next to any post as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[In alphabetical order:]
{| class="wikitable"
!Name
!Comment
|-
|@meganamram
|
|-
|Addison1
|
|-
|Addison8
|
|-
|Agric Silverfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Silver = Ag)
|-
|Aidan2
|
|-
|Aiden1
|
|-
|Aiden5
|
|-
|Aidenn Aberforth Milne
|{{w|A. A. Milne}} is the author of {{w|Winnie-the-Pooh}}. However his A. A. stands for Alan Alexander but few know this...
|-
|Alice1956
|
|-
|Amanda08
|
|-
|Anonymous
|{{w|Anonymous}} as if most of these other names are not.
|-
|Apple Martin
|
|-
|Arthur17
|
|-
|Arthur19
|
|-
|Ashley8
|
|-
|Ashley92
|
|-
|Ashley2009
|
|-
|Austin72
|
|-
|Ayden1952
|
|-
|Bailey08
|
|-
|Bailey2001
|
|-
|Barbara1974
|
|-
|Benjamin1970
|
|-
|Benjamin Kenobi Sr
|{{w|Ben Kenobi}} or Obi-Wan Kenobi well known from {{w|Star Wars (film)|Star Wars}}. Since Ben had no kids this person could be his father.
|-
|Bool Hand Luke
|Almost {{w|Cool Hand Luke}} aka {{w|Paul Newman}} staring in a prison drama.
|-
|Brandi9
|
|-
|Brittany1
|
|-
|Caden14
|
|-
|Caden2010
|
|-
|Candice10
|
|-
|Carol04
|
|-
|Chad80
|
|-
|Charles18
|
|-
|Chelsea2006
|
|-
|Cheyenne15
|
|-
|Cheyenne1988
|
|-
|Christina Applecare
|
|-
|CMOS Def
|
|-
|Curic Copperfinger
|Referring to "Auric Goldfinger" in the James Bond Franchise. (Gold = Au, Copper = Cu)
|-
|Cynthia99
|
|-
|Cynthia1995
|
|-
|Dakota09
|
|-
|Dakota94
|
|-
|David St. Hubbins
|
|-
|Debbie3
|
|-
|Debbie26
|
|-
|Debbie62
|
|-
|Deborah3
|
|-
|Delta Elroy Backslash
|
|-
|Destiny89
|
|-
|Destiny1983
|
|-
|Dillon2008
|
|-
|Donald19
|
|-
|Donna2
|
|-
|Dorothy7
|
|-
|DragonBall Cooper
|
|-
|Dunston Chexin
|
|-
|Dustin46
|
|-
|Earl Sinclair
|{{w|Earl Sinclair}} is the Dinosaur family father from the {{w|Dinosaurs (TV series)|Dinosaurs TV series}}.
|-
|Egbert Bentley White
|
|-
|Eliezer Yudkowsky
|
|-
|Elon Musk
|{{w|Elon Musk}} is the founder of {{w|SpaceX}} and a confounder of {{w|Paypal}} and of {{w|Tesla Motors}}.
|-
|Emily15
|
|-
|Eowyn L'Oreal James
|
|-
|Euphegenia Doubtfire
|{{w|Euphegenia Doubtfire}} is better know as Mrs. Doubtfire from the movie by the same name and played by {{w|Robin Williams}}.
|-
|Facebook Scott Fitzgerald
|{{w|F. Scott Fitzgerald}}, with F for Francis not Facebook, is widely regarded as one of the greatest American writers of the 20th century.
|-
|Flash Groupon
|Named after {{w|Flash Gordon}} the hero of a science fiction adventure of the same name (comic and movies/TV series).
|-
|Frances29
|
|-
|Frances51
|
|-
|Frances99
|
|-
|Gary8
|
|-
|Gary86
|
|-
|Gary1951
|
|-
|George Debian Bush
|{{w|George W. Bush|George Double-u Bush}} or more commonly know as George D. Bush former {{w|President of the United States}}.
|-
|George Reagan Renesmee Martin
|An anectote to George R. (Raymoond) R. (Richard) Martin, most known for the writing of Game of Thrones. {{w|George H. W. Bush|George Bush}} and {{w|Ronald Reagan}} two former {{w|President of the United States|Presidents of the United States}} and then {{w|List_of_Twilight_characters#Renesmee_Cullen|Renesmee Cullen}} the name of the daughter of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan in the {{w|Breaking Dawn}} novell in the {{w|Twilight (series)|Twilight saga}}.
|-
|Green Mario
|
|-
|Greg2004
|
|-
|Hatsy Collins
|
|-
|Henry05
|{{w|Henry V (play)|Henry V}}?
|-
|Henry4
|{{W|Henry IV, Part 1|Henry IV}}?
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|Horsepower Lovecraft
|{{w|H. P. Lovecraft}} Horse Power Lovecraft? No Howard Phillips Lovecraft who was an American author who achieved posthumous fame through his influential works of horror fiction.
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|{{w|J. K. Rowling}} author of {{w|Harry Potter}}. The J is for Joanne, the K is just to have a better {{w|pen name}}.
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|{{w|James Earl Jones}} with ''Earl'' not an {{w|URL}} like the one most web browsers display for a web page above the page in an address bar. James is very well know for his voicing of {{w|Darth Vader}}.
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|{{w|Joe Biden}} is the 47th (and current at the time of this comic) {{w|Vice President of the United States}}, jointly elected twice with President {{w|Barack Obama}} and in office since 2009.
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|{{w|John Wilkes Booth}} not Knuth was an American stage actor who assassinated President {{w|Abraham Lincoln}} at Ford's Theatre, in Washington, D.C., on April 14, 1865.
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|{{w|L. Ron Hubbard}} although the L. stands for Lafayette. Was an American author and the founder of the {{w|Church of Scientology}}.
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|This is a modified version of "{{w|Lorem ipsum}} dolor sit amet," the first words of a garbled Latin text often used as a substitute for real text where the text content is irrelevant, such as in a page used to display a typeface.
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|{{w|Bitcoin}} is an on-line payment system. The use of the name {{w|Mavis}} was initiated by {{w|Marie Corelli|Marie Corelli's}} 1895 novel ''{{w|The Sorrows of Satan}}''. Maybe Randall gives away his opinion on the Bitcoin concept in this name?
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==User pictures==
:[Below are descriptions of possible (not all?) user pictures shown next to any user name as for instance on the [[#Help! We lost the picture|Help! We lost the picture]] page.]
:[The 20 user images can be directly accessed on xkcd from http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png to http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png.]
:[Picture of all users in number order from User-1 to User-20:
:[[File:All users.png]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-1.png User-1 Knit Cap Girl] [From [[1350: Lorenz]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-2.png User-2 Man with black hair] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-3.png User-3 Baseball]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-4.png User-4 White silhouette]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-5.png User-5 Galaxy with jets from central black hole]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-6.png User-6 White planet Saturn with ''Space kills'' written above and below the planet]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-7.png User-7 Squirrel] [xkcd has had squirrels as a theme for a long time - see [[1503: Squirrel Plan]]).
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-8.png User-8 Squirrel close up]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-9.png User-9 Beret Guy with hair] [So not [[Beret Guy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-10.png User-10 Man with Gray Hat] [So neither [[Black Hat] or [[White Hat]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-11.png User-11 Penrose triangle] [A {{w|Penrose triangle}}]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-12.png User-12 Standing hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-13.png User-13 eiπ≈0]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-14.png User-14 Running black haired girl] [Could be [[Megan]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-15.png User-15 Walking hairy man] [Could be [[Hairy]].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-16.png User-16 Close up of male face with black hair on a gray background]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-17.png User-17 Flying girl plus more in background] [Could be [[Megan]] from [[1416: Pixels]]. See also [[353: Python]]]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-18.png User-18 Hairy stick figure from a far distance]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-19.png User-19 Hair stick figure on a skateboard] [Could be [[Megan]]. She has been seen on [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?search=megan+skateboard&go=Go&title=Special%3ASearch skateboards].]
*[http://imgs.xkcd.com/xkcloud/user-20.png User-20 Hairy stick figure fencing] [Could be [[Megan]]].

==Like buttons==
:[xkcloud has "''Like''" buttons next to each post (next to the post text above the picture), similar to those on Facebook, but with random text from this alphabetical list below where all words are [http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/want synonyms for want].]
*Covet
*Crave
*Hanker
*Thirst
*Yearn

==Post from users==
:[Some of the picture can be seen on this page: [[1506: xkcloud/Pictures posted by users|Pictures posted by users]].]
:[It will likely be impossible to transcribe all this as it is user input, and thus not Randall's own text. But at least a few examples should be given here as a reference. If anyone wish to expand beyond a few feel free to contribute.]
*Meritocracy is a pipe dream
''The Mushroom Kingdom (from Super Mario Bros.) is a monarchic meritocracy''
*The prophecy was true!
*The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
*Everything makes sense now
*Turkey drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling
*I've made a huge mistake
*Um, I think somethings wrong with my carrot...
*The rest is darkness and decay
*Howerboard to full power!
*My hobby: Freaking people out
*Is this real life?
''Reference to Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody''
*Where should I put this new cool tatto?

*Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
*Lol, no I didn't jump
*In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
*Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
*Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
''Duck Duck Go is a search engine which doesn't track you. Somewhat ironically, their algorithm is a bit secretive''
*This isn't where I parked my zeppelin!
*Who stepped on my pop tart?
*Big Ben is going down
*Do my feet look fat?
*I say; Nuts to that!
*I can take photo's with my teeth!
*To infinity and birdyond!
''Reference to Toystory''
*I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
*I can control the BEES! But I only make them turn right
*the saddest moment of my childhood
*hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.

==References==
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