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2015-08-17T18:46:13Z

108.162.216.99:

Of course, with the benefit of hindsight we can be fairly sure that this all arose either because of more severe health problems than hinted at or more severe ''medication'' to attempt to overcome what was happening. [[Special:Contributions/31.111.87.233|31.111.87.233]] 08:45, 28 May 2013 (UTC)
:I don't think voodoo was the cause.
:And I am not vindictive enough to believe that any man deserves a shit liver because he is greedy and rich.
:But... Nobody strapped him to a chair and forced rich food down his gullet.
: Huh? He died of cancer, not gout. I don't think you can blame a cancer victim for their cancer.
[[User:Weatherlawyer| I used Google News BEFORE it was clickbait]] ([[User talk:Weatherlawyer|talk]]) 19:22, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

This comic now seems somewhat unfortunate. Randall has been known to edit comics after they are posted, though not (as far as I know) for such reasons. I have the faint wish he would do so for this one. Just something to make it less ... flippant. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.223|108.162.219.223]] 23:05, 23 December 2013 (UTC)

1465: xkcd Phone 2

2014-12-26T16:09:48Z

108.162.216.99: small grammar issue

{{comic
| number = 1465
| date = December 26, 2014
| title = xkcd Phone 2
| image = xkcd_phone_2.png
| titletext = Washable, though only once.
}}

{{incomplete|Some features still not explained}}

This is a followup to https://xkcd.com/1363/, which debuted the original xkcd Phone. Like [[xkcd Phone]] 1, this comic parodies modern smartphone advertising with a promotional image for a fictional phone. Like the previous XKCD Phone, the comic touts a variety of features which are either pointless, misleading, or physically impossible.

*'''MaxHD''' 350 pixels is not very impressive: Each would be about 0.5×0.5 cm. Even if it implies 350 pixels along the edge this is still less than standard definition TV (PAL gives 576 lines of horizontal resolution). Likely a reference to HD+, FullHD, QuadHD and other marketing expressions for screen resolutions, by which common users are often confused. In xkcd [[732]] Randall has observered that HD is not an especially high resolution, when compared with computer monitors.
: ''Note:'' Retina display (high pixel density display) for smartphones is 326 pixels per '''''inch''''', not per '''''screen'''''.
*'''Always on Speaker''': An always on microphone is a genuine feature. It allows speech control software such as "Okay Google" or "Siri" to respond without having to be turned on. An always on speaker would be less useful especially if it implies the phone is always making noise.
*'''Blood Pressure reliever''': This appears to be where a real phone would have its front facing camera. This could imply that it's a sharp part that you can cut yourself on, thus '''''relieving''''' your blood pressure.
*'''Auto-Rotating Case:''' Phones often feature an "auto-rotating screen", meaning that the display switches between portrait and landscape mode depending on its orientation with respect to gravity. But the case is a physical part of the phone, so making a case that did '''not''' "auto-rotate" with the phone would be the real challenge.
*'''Ribbed:''' A reference to ribbed {{w|condom}}s, which are often advertised as superior to standard ones. Some other objects can be advertised with the word ribbed as well, but mostly in the context where it allows a firmer grip on the device when wet. Since phones are usually not meant to be used wet it is still a fairly useless feature.
*'''Waterproof (Inside only)''' But waterproofing is done to the outside to prevent water from getting in, not to prevent water from escaping.
*'''Googleable''' Another non-feature. Advertising as ...able is a way for marketing to add features, without adding features. This may be (for example) a recyclable paper bag: paper is normally recyclable. Any term may be 'googled' so being "googleable" is not an actual feature.
*'''Cheek toucher''': The part that would touch the cheek if held in the right hand and used as a mobile telephone.
*'''Cries if lost:''' Actually useful function, for it would help the owner find the cellphone in case it was lost. It refers to people's habit of calling their own cellphones to help find it. It also resembles the first xkcd phone's functions of 'Screaming when falling' and 'Saying hi when lit'.
*'''Bug drawer:''' This is most likely the cover for other ports, though looks like a small drawer, capable of only holding bug-sized items. Possibly a joke on software bugs, which would, being virtual rather than physical, easily fit inside this area. May also be a reference to "Phone may attract/trap insects; this is normal" from the original ''xkcd Phone'' comic.
*'''Coin slot:''' In most phones, this would be the charging port. Payphones have coin slots.
*'''Scroll lock:''' A computer key on most keyboards which is practically never used. (Despite [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/978 a previous xkcd strip] it was not invented by {{w|Steven Chu}}.)
*'''OS by Stackoverflow®:''' [http://stackoverflow.com/ Stackoverflow.com] is a very useful and popular question/answer forum for programmers, and many recent software products probably have benefited from advice given there, so Randall may be giving credit where credit really is due.
*'''3D Materials:''' All real materials are three-dimensional, thus not an actual feature.
*'''Dog Noticer''': Does this alert the user to nearby dogs, or does it produce dog control notices and orders?
*'''FitBit® Fitness Evaluator''' [http://www.fitbit.com/ FitBit] make wristbands that measure heartrate and as an aid to planning an exercise programme.
*'''Volume and density control:''' A play on words between {{w|volume (disambiguation)|volume}} as in speaker loudness, and {{w|volume}} as in a physical property inversely related to {{w|density}}. Apparently this would allow the user to change the size of the phone (which would indeed be a very useful feature), thus changing the volume and the density. Note that some computer mice have a feature where the user can put weights inside the case to customise the weight and thus affect the density in a different way.

The title text: It is washable but only once (as washing it will ruin it).

==Transcript==
[An image of a phone is here. Coming off from it are many labels.]
[Clockwise, from the top left.]
- MaxHD: Over 350 pixels per screen
- Always-on Speaker
- Blood Pressure Reliever
- Auto-Rotating Case
- Ribbed
- Waterproof (Interior Only)
- Googleable
- Cheek Toucher
- Cries if Lost
- Bug Drawer
- Coin Slot
- Scroll Lock
- OS By Stackoverflow®
- 3D Materials
- Dog Noticer
- FitBit® Fitness Evaluator
- Volume and Density Control

Introducing the xkcd Phone 2
A phone for your other hand®

{{comic discussion}}

1350: Lorenz/Transcript

2014-12-21T08:10:57Z

108.162.216.99: /* Transcript */ Added link for Gravity branch. --redyoshi49q

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==Intro==
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**Note that even from a permalink - if you click back you may not even get the possibility you came from, if there are more than four choices - like in the first panel, but for instance also in the second panel of the refresh choice.
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==Transcript==
'''Knit Cap Girl''':<br>[Typing on the laptop and thinking.]<br>([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink]) or ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:be7a3304-b685-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 permalink])
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===Refresh Branch===
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh... ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6479d184-b9a0-11e3-b947-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">:[Hairy walks in] '''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====So you're still refusing to use Facebook?====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dcfb0896-b9bc-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====Wanna build a snowman?====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63eb16be-b9b0-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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====Hey. I hear Godot is in town. Wanna try to meet him?====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b7d6a9ac-b9a4-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====Did you get my e-mail yet?====
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-01.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3232ad64-b9bd-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They leave]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====Yeah, I'm thinking Thai for lunch=====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fbc8365e-b9c1-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
'''Hairy:'''
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======Has this hole always been here?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:84f421de-b9dd-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I see lizard people
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14b50e-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Because I'm not sure it's entirely safe.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:082fd1ee-b9ff-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nothing ever is
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d23789c4-ba26-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Russia is invading countries. North Korea is testing nukes… And you're worried about a small hole?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:538c61ce-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a Line…
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a Line…
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======I don't know if actually going to Thailand is necessary…======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8a205b28-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======Is it common for Thai businesses to have rooftop access?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:805d9626-b9d0-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking] '''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah. Except over there, it's floor access, since everything is upside-down
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3289a092-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you know the little prince lives just over there?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4058e30-b9fb-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You don't get out a lot do you?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b563ad3c-b9e0-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You've never been to Thailand, have you?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c29088ca-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======There's a small crack in the pavement======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d8f22f6-b9d9-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl thinks]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't he get my e-mail about parkour?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c85963b2-ba28-11e3-8026-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why didn't you tuck roll over that cravass?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d260fb42-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How did you not notice until we were up on the roof?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d266a600-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You were supposed to do a double rebound off the small crack!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d27d2542-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I picked this route because of the cracks in the pavement.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d2415de6-bcbf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

=====The one with the cats of the one about geocaching in the Pentagon?=====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ef8666b8-b9d5-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======I hope it's open. Otherwise we'll just have to resort to those cat videos.======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:744f8284-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======Either way we're getting on a watch-list.======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6d738768-ba0d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have the funny feeling that you've been on one for some time.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:abc7dece-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Feeling that you've been on one for some time. '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[Knit Cap Girl thinks]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Glad I brought the good GPS. …And a taser.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab1cc674-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Everyone knows that stuff is fake. Snopes proved it.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ab45bc50-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm already on six. Two more and I get cake and a swat team sent to my house
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91d636-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Cake and a swat team sent to my house'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======So are we really doing this?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:991468c4-b9ef-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure. How good are you rappelling skills?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cfed42f6-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yes. There are cats in that geocache. Damnit.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cffac188-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sure. We spent almost all the bitcoins we got on kickstarter for this. It better work
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d048fa10-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Kickstarter for this. It better work '' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "theft"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How else can we say that we pentagulated the location of something?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf63988a-bbdb-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd Permalink]) ]) - only ''Pentagulated the location of something?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======I don't care what anyone says- Donuts are not a valid breakfast choice.======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7aa972a6-b9ec-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

=====Yes. You didn't see me reply burned into the lawn?=====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======See? It’s right there!======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee80425e-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You’ve been hanging out with the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d500e40-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''the man in the black hat again, haven’t you?'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess Google Maps hasn’t updated.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7c8ba71c-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "Graph Theory"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Huh. My cellphone should have buzzed.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d2f2734-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">…Really? Just 'K' ? That seems like a lot of effort.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7d420c96-bbc0-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======So I guess we’re married now?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e8e2da88-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======Maybe my font size was too big.======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a9c3e128-b9f3-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======It took a lot of gasoline======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:455c4776-ba1f-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy:'''
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I’m both impressed and terrified.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2efaab9e-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You realize my email was about the environment
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f0612e0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl] '''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line... (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">When did you do this? You’ve been inside last week.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f1e2826-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''This? You’ve been inside last week.'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
:[The two characters start arguing]
:'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line...
:'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How many cars did you empty of fuel?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2e75e7c4-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div> </div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

=====Gmail must be down. Let's check it out.=====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b014942-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======It’s that hell’s light?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f542036c-b9d7-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks on]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why else would there be a gaping hole in the ground?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:643da0ac-ba3f-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nope. Just Carl Gustav Horn talking about evangelion till his audience spontaneously combsted.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dd14dd54-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "Ethylene dichloride"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-04-22.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope not. Disco parties would be the last temptation Satan needs to use to win.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f84bdea6-b9ec-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Gmail was around the corner.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:44627a70-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How long are you willing to keep walking for?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5eabdb2c-b9f4-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How long until the internet’s working again?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:44627a70-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If nothing else this proves the time dilation effects don’t matter
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b1d644da-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Nah, just the google internships ghetto.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:cf1a2d44-ba28-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground ]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======I wonder what’s down there======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8b99279c-b9e1-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Remember that chain email about the hole to hell in Russia?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0c3e5c5e-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey, you, what is down there?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:aa91183e-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks on]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Satan doesn’t like to be called "you". He prefers "you bastard" or "you devil".
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f831ca90-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Ever heard the phrase curiosity killed the cat?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8152f52-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Would you be more or less afraid is someone had responded?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"> ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f80549ac-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No wonder Gmail is down, someone cut their fiber!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f87d55a0-bc56-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Want to take a look?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b8cb58de-ba04-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I bet it’s just an outlet from the city of Ember
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4d795a74-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">When they talk about the singularity, I dion’t think they mean google servers undergoing gravitational collapse!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5033e5c-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink] )
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Jules Vernes probably already discovered all the interesting stiff anyway
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d549ce3a-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink] )
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">That sounds dangerous, but I’m feeling sort of risk-takey right now.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d41d5cc0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I can see my house from here
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:662ca9c2-ba2a-11e3-802d-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======Isn’t that Sergey Brin down there?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4830f04e-b9ef-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You didn’t feed him this week?!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:86bdcbfa-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Google was inside us all along
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c9c3dc78-ba41-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Where’s his wife???
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b2ab58e0-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

======How long do you think he’ll keep digging?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1ccf1ff8-b9e4-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">With a name like Doug, it’s impossible to say
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:3188ec4a-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy:'''
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">"Doug" is not impossible to say I just did
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b539f64-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "Anguish"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Pre-nominative destination is a cruel thing.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7b1b0d70-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Double impossible if he owns a Buick.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:7bf35392-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy again looks into a hole in the ground]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Sometimes no answer is the answer
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c5d294b4-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">He’ll keep digging as long as I keep dropping sandwiches on him
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a6e518c0-ba00-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you think he’s lonely?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:edce5fd2-ba1c-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-01.)
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

====You know. Your car's on fire.====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1a3242da-b9c0-11e3-8006-002590d77bdd Permalink])
</div>
</div>
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===Stupid Tiles Branch===
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game.
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:79f036ac-b9a0-11e3-9003-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl.]<br>'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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====There's something weird out on the lawn.====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4af4a25a-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They leave]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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=====This is an apartment. We don't have a lawn.=====
This branch was complete as of 2014-05-30.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c53d02f6-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters walks out of the building - continue - Hairy looks into a hole in the ground]
'''Hairy''':
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======OK, two weird things.======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:c390aeda-ba1e-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Who tiled the moat?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30be5afc-ba42-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':

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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Seems costly
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e964d2-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">And aren't those all primes?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d8e5d178-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-28.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Was it that guy with a hat again?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4c33f8ec-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">And how can you float in the air like this?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a23d76b4-baaf-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-28.)

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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe three.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0f104356-baa2-11e3-8011-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I see cats down there
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:15ae5666-ba99-11e3-800a-002590d77bdd Permalink])

:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-28.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">On an unrelated note: Don't look down the hole.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae1cd13a-ba93-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-28).
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======I can see a creeper down there======
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:614f1684-ba29-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These videogames are really encroaching on my life.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:e707102e-bab5-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Damn Griefers
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:27650fcc-ba43-11e3-8036-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So this is what the outside world is like.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c4ee8842-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Good source of gunpowder
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:02f3c380-baa3-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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======Is this 1-1 from Mario?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:dbe1fd42-b9d1-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
::[They walk under a tree]
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why does that tree looks fake?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:63201764-b9f8-11e3-8014-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "Theft"!
:It's not very effective ...
:[One more picture but this time the Pokémon speaks]
:'''Pikachu''': Um...
:'''Narrator''': ...
:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl stands in front of the Pokémon in tall grass]:
'''Pikachu''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you come here often?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb4ca4ec-baae-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks past the Pokémon]:
'''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wish I was president of France
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5253265c-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks past the Pokémon]:
'''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:708aacc2-baaf-11e3-801f-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Moment to hear about our lord and savior?'' can be seen in the image.
:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks past the Pokémon]:
'''Pikachu''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">He shall vanquish us all from this slavery!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c65d5358-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks out of the tall grass - continue - They walk on seen in silhouette both speaking]
'''Knit Cap Girl:'''
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I thought Peta was going to liberate the Pokémon?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea4e0ee-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just don't feel like I believe in the Helix fossil anymore
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aeacd4de-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you really think we're all slaves?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae59b1be-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">God either does not exist, or he's got a lot of explaining to do.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ae542e56-bbaf-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Your GO or your HP!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:524e5c08-ba92-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl walks past the Pokémon]:
'''Pikachu''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Actually, it's the final castle. Grab your Fire Flower!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:30ece2ee-ba2b-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">OK sorry bad joke
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5813986-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This is what I spent my childhood preparing for!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:64303318-ba94-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Spent my childhood preparing for!'' can be seen in the image.
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you coming onto me?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5468336-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>
'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or at least I think it's the final one. Seriously, if Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3fd0dcc-bae6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Peach isn't here I'm going to be pissed.'' can be seen in the image.
:[Hairy looks into a hole in the ground ] Hairy:
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It's over this way.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:03925256-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)

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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've never been this far before!
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([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aea948da-b9fe-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you going insane again?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:c7bede60-ba0e-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We should order pizza after this.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:1c91b11e-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You haven't said anything in a while...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3be982b0-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Going?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:3d5058fa-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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======Where'd the bridge go?======
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9018344-b9c0-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk under a tree]
'''Hairy''':

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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you lose your hover boots again?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:09932224-ba05-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess we're walking
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1d8f278-baa2-11e3-8015-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Didn't we chop this tree down to make the bridge?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2a56828a-b9f1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Hairy''':

<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or perhaps that was an alternate reality?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:fa4a0bce-ba28-11e3-802a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl thinks]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8fdae59a-baed-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).

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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think I'm stuck in the matrix again.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:75c18b38-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "ink cloud"!
:It's not very effective …
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Where are you taking me?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5159e402-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… <br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or maybe we have, and I'm remembering something that happened in the future?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:742be338-baf9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''Something that happened in the future?'' can be seen in the image.
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just figured out how to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5c3da74e-b9ef-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) - only ''How to get to 2048. Quick! We need ducks!'' can be seen in the image.
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Did you notice the top of that last thing you said got kind of cut off?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:7e5493f0-ba4f-11e3-8037-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Same image again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really keep your comment to 140 characters or fewer
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a0fb90c2-baf2-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl thinks]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Is that tree following us?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:31935bf6-b9d6-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey, slow down!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:5bb63f6e-ba1e-11e3-8019-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They walk on both speaking]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': (There is a speak-line from her up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Hairy - as of 2014-05-30).
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Its OK. I've got a blowtorch if it gets any ideas
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:[The two characters start arguing]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy:''' (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there are no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No, it's just caught in your magnetic field.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6f66aaba-ba20-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues three images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "Ink cloud"!
:It's not very effective ...
:[One more image with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Magikarp! I choose you!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:99703da4-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:It's not very effective ...
:Enemy Pikachu used "Radicality"!
:It's not very effective ...
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Trainer throws a pokeball!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b16d8ddc-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four more images with the Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:It's not very effective ...
:Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift"!
:It's not very effective ...
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think we picked it up at the last river.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1896f34-ba28-11e3-8025-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Continues four images with a Pokémon in front of Knit Cap Girl]
'''Narrator''':
:A wild Pikachu appeared!
:Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!
:It's not very effective ...
:Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-30.)
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=====I have a lawn?=====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy leave the house. They pass by a moat.]<br>'''Hairy''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm, did you order a moat?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It helps keep bobcats out.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Of course. All cool kids have moats in their yards.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't have the best relationship with my mailman.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yep. Delivered in two days, courtesy of Amazon Prime.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't remember this being here.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It has begun! That's one of the first holes in reality.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I've been working on a theory that 2048 is a tool for the old ones to open up portals to this reality.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">What about black holes? Those don't count?
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We must go deeper.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wanted to jump over the massive sinkhole, but nooo, someone just had to find out what was down there.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh, I had the moving company install it last week.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We poop in it.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Finally got you out of the damn house.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!<br>'''Narrator''': ...<br>'''Pikachu''': Um...<br>'''Pikachu''': Well then.<br>'''Pikachu''': I might have left surprises in that direction.<br></div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Look how deep it goes!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I wonder if we can get someone to fall in?
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm going in. You can come if you want to. I think I see stars down there.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">That was a missing opportunity.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I should come outside more often.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like I can see Moria from here.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You see Moria from everywhere, Dave.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': A wild Pikachu appeared!<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Ink Cloud"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Google Maps didn't warn me of this.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Uplift!"<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Cute Face!"<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Faceless"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Where's Twitch when I need help?<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Abandonment"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Enemy Pikachu used "The Discrete Metric"!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Extrude"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': ...<br>'''Pikachu''': Um...<br>'''Pikachu''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Now I only have Struggle left. Tie?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Pikachu''': No fair!
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We are the knights who say Ni!
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">What is even going on here?
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gathered the ink!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...<br>'''Narrator''': Enemy Pikachu used "Granite"!<br>'''Narrator''': It's not very effective...
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yeah, who did you think gave them a balrog?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One does not simple "give" a balrog.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">What? You weren't using it!
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gift-wrapping's the hardest part.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Moria is an anagram of Mario!
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': Not idly do the leaves of Lorien fall.
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=====I hope it's not a bobcat this time.=====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[A giant hole appears and they fall into it.]<br>Knit Cap Girl and Hairy: Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap Girl wakes up.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp [Goes to his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': Yawn [Sits at his desk.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Might as well clear more tiles.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy visits Knit Cap Girl again.]<br>'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Um, there's a hole in your lawn...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If it doesn't lead to a 1024 tile, I'm leaving.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Damn bobcats.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Well it was here...
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I don't think it was bobcats this time. Unless they have backshoes...
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I just had a dream about that.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside again and fall in the hole again~.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl and Hairy''': Aaaaa...<br>[Knit Cap Girl wakes up, leaves the bed and finds a boomerang.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It looks like is [sic] fell from space.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throwns the boomerang away and it hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this isn't just another one of those dreams that keeps coming back at you.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang twice, only for it to return to him both times.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': Hm. I was expecting a shark.<br>[Knit Cap Girl throwns the boomerang again, and it returns to him again.]
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope this was not thrown by a bobcat.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang, only for it to return to him .]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': There's a mesage written on it.<br>[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang again. It hits something.]<br>Crash!<br>[Knit Cap Girl runs away.]
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's someone at the door looking for you.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I made an apple pie.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If you want to do that, I'm rebuilding my bathroom this afternoon.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Definitely not going outside today.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Thank God it wasn't a bobcat.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You just got a package. It's by the door.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why is there a bobcat on your lawn?
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There's somewhere [sic] weird out on the lawn.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This seems familiar.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': I hope it's not a velociraptor.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hold up. I need to get my wingsuit first.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I hope it's not a giant hole.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside. They pass by a tree.]<br>'''Hairy''': How disappointed are you?<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I was expecting a bobcat.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh? That's the other tree.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Eh, not that much.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have a bad feeling about this.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hey do you know why there's a giant hole in the yard?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': I swear if it's a bobcat.<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Why did you bring me here?
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">This dream has been looping for years, and yet we never tire of it. Why is that?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[There is a gap in the ground. Knit Cap Girl jumps over it, Hairy looks into it.]
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm... I should buy a shovel.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl looks at his screen wondering.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wow! Shovels sure are expensive!
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Shovels can't be actually made out of two sticks and a row of rocks?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl is wondering more. Hairy comes. They connect their laptops. Hairy is wondering. Knit Cap Girl tries something at Hairy's laptop.]
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How can there be 36 types of shovel??!
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These prices are insane! I wonder if you can rent a shovel...
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====If you reprogrammed the squirrel laser to target hipsters again...=====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy go outside.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's just say we won't have to worry about parking.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">No, now they're just wearing wigs ironically.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Things may have gotten out of control a little.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">At least it improved their haircuts.
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====There's a dinosaur at the door.====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:287feb84-b9c6-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[A green dinosaur appears]
'''Dinosaur''':
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=====Self-doubt crippled my arms. Can I have yours?=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:36064c2c-b9d4-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Zooming in on the dinosaurs head]
'''Dinosaur''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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======Never answer your mobile phone while I am addressing you!======
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5383915e-b9f4-11e3-800c-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur is going to step on their house]
'''Dinosaur''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think you just entered a dead zone.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:74d46b02-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Up up down down left right left right B A
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d90897d8-bb26-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If I forgot you, will it come back to me?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1cc9eff2-bab0-11e3-8027-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hmmm. Bendy.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:eecde4e2-baea-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Kids these days.
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ec01bafe-ba27-11e3-8020-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
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'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Yawn
:[Knit Cap Girl sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">A little gaming should calm me down.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b779a964-baf3-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy walks in]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">These stupid lines...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:360411c2-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap girls types on the PC]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap Girl''': ??
:[Knit Cap Girl bends closer to the screen]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line...
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So Rude
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ed4ae7e6-ba40-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed – continue she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Bommerangs… I know how the dinosaurs went extinct.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches down to catch it – continue – she throws the boomerang again - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic boomerang and said...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46bf9ea-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br>
'''Knit Cap Girl''':Ow
:[Knit Cap Girl walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We meet again
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba1f565c-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang – continue - she throws the boomerang again - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br>
'''Knit Cap Girl''':Ow
:[Knit Cap Girl walks away from the boomerang holding her head in her hand]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">My entire life has prepared me for this moment.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b9e61702-bae7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns flying over her head – it then returns over her head the other way – continue - she waits - the boomerang returns and she reaches up to catch it – continue – she stands with the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Die you monster.
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a46cc26c-bae8-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
:[Hairy wakes up from her nightmare in his bed]
'''Hairy''': Gasp
:[ Hairy sits in bed]

'''Hairy''' (singing): I woke up like this
:[the bed is empty – continue – Hairy walks in to Knit Cap Girl at the laptop]
'''Hairy''': Yawn
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">You should really set your phone to vibrate.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f9a258c2-ba21-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy now stands in front of her]:
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I have to stop hanging out with pintsize
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8071c5c6-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur appears again]:
'''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If dinosaurs think I’m a monster... I really should go to therapy.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8072bcba-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur appears again]:
'''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Had the T-Rex dream again. Add “mobile phones” to the list of things he hates.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:80bc04c4-bb6d-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur appears again]:
'''Dinosaur''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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======Also, have you heard about Tumblr?======
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======Also I have some trenchant observations on language and philosophy to make.======
:This branch was complete as of 2014-05-24.
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a7926df0-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[The dinosaur is going to step on their house]
'''Dinosaur''':

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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Consider this cabin: The residents take its permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b3beabba-ba96-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Permanence for granted, yet it’s so ephemeral in the grand scheme.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
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'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I must contemplate this boomerang really hard.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:a3298c92-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang - continue - she waits - the boomerang returns hitting her in the head]
'''Boomerang''': Thwack!<br>
'''Knit Cap Girl''':Ow
:[Knit Cap Girl walks away from the boomerang holding her hers in her hand]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Suggest a line…
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One might imagine the computer screen as an escape from the perils of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:6a7bab5e-baa7-11e3-801e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Of the outside world, but a life half lived is barely worth living at all!'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
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'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue - the bed is empty - continue - she walks in to her laptop]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Yawn
:[Knit Cap Girl sits in front of her lap top – the first image again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Take this house, a mere fraction of existence, crushed beneath me
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5690ae82-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed]
'''Knit Cap Girl''' (singing): I woke up like this
: [Knit Cap Girl is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Like this house modern language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:955bdda4-baa1-11e3-800e-002590d77bdd Permalink]) – only ''Language is an attempt to construct something of use from fragments of a mightier whole.'' can be seen in the image as there is not enough space.
:[Knit Cap Girl ducks as a dinosaur foot crashes down through the roof]
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Augh
:[Knit Cap Girl wakes up from her nightmare in her bed]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Gasp
:[Knit Cap Girl sits in bed - continue - she is again lying down in bed - continue - she walks outside and finds a boomerang - continue - she picks up the boomerang]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line… (No options as of 2014-05-24.)
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======It's not like you're using them.======
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:e44f98fc-ba28-11e3-8028-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====I need a hand!=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:1475bf18-b9d2-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====Did you think he was joking?=====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:fb309d78-b9d3-11e3-8007-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====Sorry for just barging in, I couldn't reach the doorbell.=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ecd7ed66-b9cf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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====I heard Home Depot has 1024 bathroom tiles.====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:414ebe98-b9ac-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They leave]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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=====But how many bathrooms?=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b30f9824-b9af-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====That's 2^5 more than Ikea, I need to see for myself.=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:0f9a84fc-b9ae-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====Let's go, I can keep playing on my phone on the drive.=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:17c25fc0-b9b7-11e3-8002-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====Pfft. Amateurs. Let's go mock them.=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f8b13b78-b9ad-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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====I think I saw a "4096" tile outside somewhere.====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5929cf58-b9a7-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[They leave]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====І follow, only because І believe you=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:26ae5038-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====І'll tag along, if only to see what new calming pastel color it could be.=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:4f1dabca-b9bf-11e3-8005-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====These "threes" clones are getting out of hand.=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d5c73aba-b9ab-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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=====we better catch the damn thing=====
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([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:161c1e4e-b9a9-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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===Political Thing Branch===
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:16a6d0c6-b9a3-11e3-8ea4-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Laptop''': "...and let's go live to the debate."<br>[Two politicians are debating on TV.]<br>'''Politician 1''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">In contrast to my oppponent, who I quote, "Never liked Firefly much to begin with."
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">...but even if you tied enough birds to the car, would you get them to take off in unison?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Politician 2''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Tie a predatory bird to the car with a somewhat shorter rope so that it will scare off the rest of the birds without being able to reach them.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Training. That's why I support the "Airlift Act", which would put more resources into the hands of bird educators everywhere.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Politician 1''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">But is "Airlift" an acronym?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">There are birds outside tied to a car.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Cool, let's see who we should vote for.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I know who I'm voting for.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">How many birds? ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:bb0ca5f6-b9fc-11e3-8016-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I call her "Serenity."
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">So when you said birds...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Knit Cap Girl''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait. The birds are inside!?
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''White Hat''': Want to forget your dreams? There's a pill for that!
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">'''Someone inside the rocket''': I needed to escape from politics anyway.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Voice inside the rocket''': "…And let’s go live to the debate". ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8c25769e-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
'''Other spacecraft''': We observe your speed to be 38.5%c, and your time is passing at 92.3% the rate of ours. Does this mirror your observations?
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">All terms are relative.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Liquefied bird fuel is the way to the future.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Well, by “birds” and “car” I really meant a rocket. There’s totally a rocket in your lawn, man.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The owls in our barn are forming a union.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Or course: Avian Implemented Reuseable Lifter and Ingenuous Flight Technology!
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">But you must agree that a bitd in the hand is worth more than three educators in the bush.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Incredible!
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Wait... Is that like people who educate birds, or birds that teach?
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">By opening and closing an umbrella near them.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">One word: Fiscal hawks.
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">And if elected, I vow to win this war on Christmas once and for all!
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I agree with my opponent all all [sic] issues and I think his economic plan is fantastic!
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===BSD Branch===
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:00ac9f74-b9a0-11e3-81f8-94de80a03a39 Permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl is confused, staring at her laptop.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': ??<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====Now I just need to look up what a "beard error" is...====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl has ?? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. (continue) Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while the character is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">The USB cable appears to be mono-directional.
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Kernel mites?
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure rubbing butter on it will help
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are handling their computers more aggressively.]<br>'''Knit Cap Girl''': ARGH!
[They both stop. Knit Cap Girl walks away, her chair turned 180 degrees. Pushing aside the chair, she returns with a fiery blowtorch while wearing goggles.]<br>'''Hairy''': [holding up a finger] Um.<br>[Knit Cap Girl's computer was so burned, not only steam is coming out of the computer, but even the desk is noticeably burnt. The cable (apparently also burned) hangs from Hairy's laptop computer. The used blowtorch is clumsily laid sideways be the side of the desk. Both Knit Cap Girl (whose goggles are pushed off his eye) and Hairy are looking at the calamity. The chair is almost out of view. The goggles are on the floor while the chair is nowhere to be seen. Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are walking away from the scene.]<br>'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Are you all of a sudden in the mood for Thai food?
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try OpenBSD next time...
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[First panel is of a panned view. Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are walking on a path away from a house. Next panel is back to a "normal camera view".]<br>'''Hairy''':
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Okay then.
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's go exploring!
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I love Windows.
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Guess not.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">If you'd done the other one, maybe the popcorn would have popped.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's see if rubbing some bacon on it will work.
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Let's try Linux next time...
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</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Yep. It's haunted.
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</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====Wait. What's on this other partition?====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl has ??? next to her head to signify confusion. Hairy walks in. Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. The two stop typing. Hairy has ??? next to his head. Hairy had stepped back while Knit Cap Girl is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is holding something rectangular.]<br>'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Maybe if you cross connect the serial port to video port you'll be able to send the video directly in as an input for the password.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">[Knit Cap Girl and Hairy are at sea, both emitting ripples. A shark's fin can be seen close to Hairy.]<br>'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It worked fine for the shark
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">We're definitely getting closer though
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">That didn't work!
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">It would have worked for Solaris.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Look, it made perfect sense at the time.
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Still simpler than it used to be, I guess.
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</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">What's a segfault?
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I think the cameras need to face each other.
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">I'm not sure spaghetti works as a USB cable...
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</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
====Why is Python importing Skynet?====
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:678126c2-b9c1-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Knit Cap Girl''': ???
:[Hairy walks in - continue - Hairy is on the other side of the desk with his own laptop computer. Both the computers are connected through Ethernet cable. The two characters are typing on the computer. - continue - The two stop typing.]
'''Hairy''': ???
:[Hairy has stepped back while Knit Cap Girl is checking on Hairy's laptop computer. Knit Cap Girl is reading something of a piece of paper and types on the laptop.]
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
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=====It’s definitely the dust=====
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====We’re doomed=====
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====Well, it does have a certificate from cyberdyne systems.=====
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
=====Your computer is literally haunted=====
:This branch was complete as of 2014-04-20.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:d3730956-b9d8-11e3-800b-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:[Hairy and Knit Cap Girl are suddenly floating in the ocean.]
:'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======I think my exact phrase was “don’t.”======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30c1806c-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:'''Hairy''':
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Should have said it faster ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:13531858-bade-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[One shark appear]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Restart the computer ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:536a1910-badd-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[Three sharks appears]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Don’t say that. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:12f2257a-bade-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Suggest a line…
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</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======Maybe we tried guessing the root password too many times======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:'''Hairy''':
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I told you, the password is never “swordfish.” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:93126666-bbb0-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[One shark appear]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I just want to know how a 17th century coppersmith installed a key-logger ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:40b67278-ba06-11e3-8017-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only '' coppersmith installed a key-logger'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Password may have been a desperate last guess ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9392491c-bbb0-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Suggest a line…
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</div>
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======OK , maybe sudo teleport * `random-GPS was the wrong thing to type======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f5afb63c-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd Permalink])
:'''Hairy''':
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> To be fair most computers can’t actually do that ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[One shark appear]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> But a chance at landing it in the playboy mansion, no matter how slim is always worth the gamble ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953098f2-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) - only ''matter how slim is always worth the gamble'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Still though, you gotta admit it did what is was asked ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:95293512-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I won’t say “I told you so… But” ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:953182bc-bb36-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd permalink]) <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[Three sharks appears]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
</div>

<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">
======Which version of BSD where you using?======
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:932bb4a0-ba2e-11e3-8031-002590d77bdd Permalink])
'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The first one? ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9bb43082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The same image appears again]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Dunno. It was from some random FTP server. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[One shark appear]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The one with the picture of the fish on it… Perhaps I should have actually read the details. ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''should have actually read the details'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.)
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[Three sharks appears]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> The 1997 special release on standard definition ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9ba76992-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd permalink] - only ''Release on standard definition'' can be seen in the image as Knit Cap Girl's text overlaps Hairy's.) <div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[A shark and three octopuses appear - continue - they are all gone but there is red blood in the water - continue - the ocean is now clean/empty - Hairy starts swimming away from Knit Cap Girl.]
'''Knit Cap Girl''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> I see your class in see-jitsu has paid off ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - This comic ties for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels)
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – the two walk on in silhouette]
'''Knit Cap Girl''': Suggest a line…<br>'''Hairy''': (There is a speak-line from him up to a possible text – but no suggestion can be reached as there is no choices for Knit Cap Girl - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Why are you leaving? That was the most fun I’ve had all day! ([http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:310127b6-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd permalink] - only the bottom of ''Why are you'' can be seen above the rest of the text. This comic tie for longest comic with sharks so far - 13 panels)
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
:[The two characters reach a beach and walks out of the ocean – continue – they reach a pit in the ground. Knit Cap Girl jumps over while Hairy looks down into it]
'''Hairy''': Suggest a line… (There is no choices - as of 2014-04-20.)
</div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%"> Suggest a line…
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">

====My keyboard has to support SSH over USB?====
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</div>
</div>
</div>

===Facebook Branch===
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook. ([http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2b330d48-bb01-11e3-8003-002590d77bdd Permalink])
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">'''Hairy''':
<div style="border-left: medium solid #000000; margin-left: 1em; padding-left: 0.1em">
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Google's at the door. They want to buy your... Well I'd rather you heard it from them.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Come check out my neighbour's ball pit. It's full of balls.
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Oh, didn't I tell you? I got their database password years ago
<div class="mw-collapsible-content"></div>
</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Do you think they'll care that the coffee machine doesn't work?
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</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>
</div>

===Gravity Branch===
<div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed leftAlign" style="width:100%">Gravity. Lots of it. (This option is no longer available as of 2014-04-22 - [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87adb65e-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd Permalink])
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</div>

1350: Lorenz

2014-12-21T08:08:52Z

108.162.216.99: /* Transcript */ Added link for Gravity branch. --redyoshi49q

__NOTOC__
{{comic
| number = 1350
| date = April 1, 2014
| title = Lorenz
| image = lorenz.png
| titletext = Every choice, no matter how small, begins a new story
}}

'''NOTE: The above is the first panel of an interactive comic.''' For a collection of images that appear in this comic, see [[1350: Lorenz/Images]]. These will also be described below under [[#Themes|themes]].<br>
Also note that the order of the options are random. And by adding that there is a fifth option - and only four can be shown - this means there are 5*4*3*2 = '''120 different permutations''' of the way the options can be arranged only in this first image. So the above image will only appear with these four options in this order in less than 1% of the cases! Of course when you choose an option it is indifferent what the order of the other options was.

==Explanation==
This is an interactive and dynamic comic with a possible first picture shown on top of this page. The picture is always the same but the order of the four sentences is chosen randomly. The result of all the interactions by the readers led to the generation of {{w|Crowdsourcing|crowd-sourced content}}. In honor of {{w|April Fools' Day}}, the comic was posted a day earlier than normal (on Tuesday instead of Wednesday).

The title 'Lorenz' is referring to {{w|Edward Norton Lorenz}} who, among other subjects, was famous for {{w|Chaos theory}} and the {{w|Butterfly effect}}.

The title text is a reference to how the story line of this comic will be chaotic by nature, since it includes all of the user submitted dialogue and updates over time based on statistics of user clicks. In this manner, it is a reference to the butterfly effect, a phrase coined by Edward Lorenz to describe how a small initial change can lead to wide variations in outcome in a chaotic system.

This comic is an example of a {{w|Choose Your Own Adventure}} story as mentioned in the title text.

==Functionality and bugs==
The reader is initially presented with only one panel where Knit Cap Girl (who is not [[Megan]]*) is sitting in front of her computer. The reader is given multiple choices concerning what exactly Knit Cap Girl is thinking. Upon choosing any option - the chosen text will appear where her gray speech bubble was (and this will then disappear), and then a second panel appears to the right, to give continuity to the story. Each new panel may have a new set of options or just the button "Continue" to see the next panel without making any choice in particular. Eventually, one may reach a dead end in which the story is interrupted and reader is presented with a text box to suggest how it should continue. Some of the suggestions given should eventually become available as new options.

===Knit Cap Girl===
Knit Cap Girl is a completely new character, probably created for this unique comic - so as not to confuse her with Megan. Megan is always together with [[Cueball]] (or specifically not together with him), and if he is in this comic at all, it is only as a politician debating on TV. Since Knit Cap Girl seems to be together with [[Hairy]] in this comic it would also be strange if she should be representing Megan. Hairy has some bad reputation in trying to fool girls to fall for him, but at least he is not usually connected to any other girls - so he can finally have found out how to be with a woman; although they also seem to fight in this comic some times. Finally - Megan is never seen wearing a Knit Cap - actually this may be the first time ever in the comic, anyone has carried such a hat. This is the reason for the name used for Knit Cap Girl throughout this explanation.

===Number of options===
Normally, there is a total of 4 options to make: a/b/c/d. Their order changes constantly. Sometimes, there are 3 or fewer options, with the text box to suggest an alternative option. Sometimes, a given panel actually has 5 or more available options, although even in this case only 4 options appear at a time. Refreshing the comic changes randomly which of the available options are visible and which are hidden. As of late April 2014, the existence of 5 options seems to occur only in a few rare cases, including the first panel itself. There are no longer any panels that seem to have six options.

===Easy navigation===
Instead of clicking with the mouse you can move more quickly through the panels using the keyboard:
*Up/Down - navigate options
*Enter/Right/Spacebar - choose option after navigating with Up/Down
*Left - go back one panel
*a/b/c/d - choose any option directly

===New panels===
It appears that new panels may be generated by Randall in near real time as user suggestions to dialog are submitted. The dialog options could be based on click-through rates and hence will change over time based on which choices are clicked most using {{w|A/B testing|A/B measurement techniques}}. This will mean that the most popular choices for dialog lines will prevail as the statistics build up. In some cases, dialog line options do not depend on the continuity of the storyline followed, suggesting that some parts of the story are planned. For example, several of the story lines involve one of the two main characters waking up and for instance telling the other character, "I had the strangest dream…" or even reliving the dream. This may be due to common submissions across story lines. Of course there is the other option that Randall has used the first week of April to look though some input and choose himself. These possibilities are not mutually exclusive. Some of the options that were there very early were in quite poor English. Later the same idea was still there but in a more refined sentence. However, after the first week or two, no new panels seemed to appear, which suggests that some were drawn to match the story's progression.

===Permalink===
Each panel has a "permalink" button which generates a unique URL for all the choices made by the reader — so a reader can save the chosen choices to compare them to other ways going through the selections. The permalink do only save the chosen options, not the order or the visible options in the image where the permalink is recorded. So it is not possible to save a copy where the options are in the same order as they are in the 1/120 version shown at the top. Also if you go back in the story from a permalink, you can risk, when passing back through a panel with five options, that the option you just got back from, is no longer available, as it is the option randomly not shown this time.

===Suggest a line===
Some times it is possible to add your own suggestions in a panel where there are still other choices. But if not before, then the story will always reach a "final" panel (dead-end) where the reader only has the option left to "suggest a line..." By doing so and pressing enter this text is then shown in the speech bubble. But these suggestions can't be saved as there are no permalink button after this. The reader has to do a screen shot by himself - if he wishes to save his own witty remark. As a few weeks had progressed there were probably so few new suggestions that Randall stopped changing the comic. There has been no reason to believe that new options or panels appeared after the first few weeks of April.

===Bugs===
Since this interactive comic relies on many servers in the background to provide the response to the reader's actions there are some problems reported here:
*{{w|HTTP cookie|Cookies}} and {{w|Javascript}} are required to see this page properly. Without cookies, the next panel will not render; attempting to load the page in the UNIXKCD terminal or loading the page without Javascript will just get you the [[1349|previous comic]].
*When selecting a sentence A/B/C/D the server does not respond on that selection.
*The servers responsible to provide the pictures are down.
*In the first week after the comic was released, if a response lead to a panel where two characters speak at the same time, it was impossible to proceed past the first speech bubble. This was subsequently fixed.
As a consequence of these bugs many readers had trouble with understanding how this interactive comic worked.

==Themes==
===Computer===
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! The beginning<br>[[Image:lorenz - computer.png]]
| Knit Cap Girl sits at her laptop saying/thinking something. You choose what from four options and thus starts the interactive and dynamic comic. Originally on April the 1st there where only four choices, but this has increased since. But you always have four to choose from when you begin.
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! Computer problems<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 3.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 4.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 5.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 6.png]]
| Knit Cap Girl's laptop has an unspecified problem. Hairy walks in and they attempt to fix it by connecting his laptop with hers. There are two outcomes possible:
*He fails so badly that they end up randomly floating in the ocean (with or without circling sharks - a reference to [[349: Success]] see below.)
*It doesn't work so now Knit Cap Girl tries to write something on Hairy's laptop from a paper (a manual?) she holds in her hand. This also fails and the story continues with a blowtorch scene - see below:
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! Blowtorch<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 7.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 8.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 9.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 10.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - laptop 11.png]]
| Knit Cap Girl becomes so upset with her laptop that she decides to melt it using a blowtorch - a clear reference to the comic from the day before this one: [[1349: Shouldn't Be Hard]]. After this they walk out of the building.
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===Political debate===
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! Debate<br>[[image:lorenz - debate laptop.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - debate 1.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - debate 2.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - debate 5.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - debate 4.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - debate 3.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - visit.png]]
| Knit Cap Girl uses har laptop to watch a debate online between the Politician 1 (on the left) and the Politician 2 ([[Cueball]], on the right), the subject and the actual conversation of which varies according to the storyline. Eventually one of two things can happen:
*They fight each other, the Politician 2 using a lightsaber and the Politician 1 using his bare fists
*Politician 1 is going down on one knee - either to pray or as in a suggestion to ask the other to marry him...
Subjects debated could be user suggestions but below are one of those from April the 1st:
*Politician 1 accuses Politician 2 of having never liked Firefly.
*Politician 1 vows to end the "war on Christmas" if elected.
*Politician 1 praises his adversary and supports his economic plan.
*Politician 1 questions Politician 2's project of tying multiple birds to a car as fuel replacement, which would require some method to make the birds take off in unison. The solutions mentioned for this topic are given here as an example:
**Opening and closing an umbrella near them (a reference to {{W|Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade}}).
**Using a predatory bird to the car to scare them
**Putting resources in the hands of bird educators for the purpose of training them
**Employing fiscal hawks.
If the Politician 1 points out some problem with the reasoning, often the solution proposed by the Politician 2 would be doing the same in a larger scale or saying he completely agrees with everything the other says...
In the end, Hairy walks in to Knit Cap Girl and points out something happening near which may or may not involve birds (or what ever was the subject) which could be a direct result of Politician 2's project. Again all this could be user input!
The last image where Hairy walks in have been used also in other story lines
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===Ocean===
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! Wrong move<br>[[image:lorenz - laptop 6.png]]
| Knit Cap Girl tries to write something on Hairy's laptop from a note she has in her hand. Hairy watches. This image is also used in the computer problem theme above. But this time it goes really wrong and the Ocean scene appears right after this:
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! Sharks<br>[[image:lorenz - shark zero.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - shark one.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - sharks.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - squids.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - blood.png]]
| Knit Cap Girl and Hairy are floating in the ocean, with or without sharks. A clear reference to [[349: Success]]. Sharks have been the subject of several other comics.
Three giant squids appear and a lone shark seems disturbed. Maybe the squids killed the sharks leaving the blood in the last of these images?

Here are some examples with these images
*[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd Zero and one shark]
*[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b6e3082-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd Three shark]
*[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:9b96fda0-bb48-11e3-804b-002590d77bdd Squids and blood].

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! Beach<br>[[image:lorenz - hairy swims away.png]]<br>[[image:lorenz - beach.png]]
|Knit Cap Girl and Hairy starts to swim out of the shark free ocean and finally reaches a beach - see [[349: Success]].
*Here are an example where they reach the [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:310127b6-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd beach].
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===Leaving the bulding===
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! Leaving<br>[[Image:lorenz - going.png]]
| In some storylines the two characters leaves the building. Either with the laptop intact (like after the politic debate) or with a fused laptop (see computer problems theme). In either case they encounter one of the following scenarios when they come out the door:
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! Empty lawn<br>[[Image:lorenz - away.png]]
| Sometimes nothing is outside the bulind except the pawement they walk upon there is just an empty lawm. See [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:b69f6096-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd this example] for both of the first two pictures here. From this point they can move on to walk past stuff - see below.
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! Huge hole on the lawn<br>[[image:lorenz - hole.png]]
| There is a huge hole in the ground just outside of the building. The two characters always end up falling into it and one of them awakes from a night mare - see [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8440e346-bb16-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd this example]. See below about dreams.
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! Rocket on the lawn<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 1.png]]
| There is a space rocket on the lawn outside the building - see [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 this example]. See below about dreams and space travel.
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===Walking===
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! Starting the walk<br>[[Image:lorenz - away.png]]
| When there is nothing outside the building the walk begins. It can though begin in other ways, but that is usually longer into a complicated story. The walk begins with Knit Cap Girl and Hairy walking together, but they also often walks alone as will be shown below.
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!Walking past<br>[[Image:lorenz - tree.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - gap.png]]
|Knit Cap Girl and Hairy walks together past the following items:
*A tree
*A gap in the ground - which Knit Cap Girl jumps over, much like in a pit from Mario brothers.
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!Walking together<br>[[Image:lorenz - dark.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walking.png]]
|The two characters are seen walking together from different perspectives.
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!Arguing<br>[[Image:lorenz - discuss.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - hairy leaves.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - knit cap leaves.png]]
|Knit Cap Girl and Hairy stops their walk to have an argument. Then either she or he leaves the other by walking back the way they came.
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!Alone - Girl<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 5.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 6.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 8.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 3.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 4.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 9.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - thinking.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - bird gift.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - bird money.png]]
|Knit Cap Girl walks alone. This is not necessarily because of the argument! She is seen walking alone in many different poses and perspectives. At one point she is thinking - this does not have to be while alone! At some point a bird passes over her carrying a gift. It then returns - now with a money note in its beak.
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!Alone - Guy<br>[[Image:lorenz - meanwhile.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 7.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - walk 10.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - thinking 2.png]]
|Hairy is seen walking alone. This is not necessarily because of the argument! He is seen walking alone in two poses. At one point he is thinking - this does not have to be while alone! In one story line the ''meanwhile'' image appears before this walk like in [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aee5abf0-bb29-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd this example].
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===Rocket launch===
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!Into the rocket<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 3.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 4.png]]
| Leaving the bulding the characters find the rocket on the lawn, and climbs into it.
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!Out of the rocket<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 5.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 6.png]]
| In some storylines the rocket does not launch (it fails or they do not wish to go into space). So the two charachters climb out again.
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!Rocket launch<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 7.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 8.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 11.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 9.png]]
| If they do not climb out again, the rocket will launch into space. Sometimes an image from the flight simulator program {{W|Kerbal Space Program}} will appear - see [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8440e346-bb16-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd this example] where the launch wakes a charachter up from a dream. If the characthers do not wake up here, see dream theme, then the rocket will go into space - see Space theme. Before reacing space a dark image will turn up as shown [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 here].(This picture is also used in the dream sequence with the hole).
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===Space===
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!Rocket launch<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 7.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 8.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 11.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 9.png]]
| When the rocket is launch into space sometimes an image from the flight simulator program {{W|Kerbal Space Program}} will appear - see [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8440e346-bb16-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd this example]. The characthers do not always wake up if this image is shown as in the example, see dream theme. If they do not then the rocket will go into space and often a black image will turn up as shown [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 here].(This picture is also used in the dream sequence with the hole). See other examples for these pictures in the last two entries.
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!Flying over earth<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 10.png]]
| After entering space, the rocket is in an orbit over earth.
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!In space<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 13.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 14.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 19.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 20.png]]
| From earth the rocket flies into deep space. At one point it may come close to the sun - which could explain the white color in one image.
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!Asteroids<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 24.png]]
| Passing the {{W|Asteroid belt}}
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!Saturn<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 12.png]]
| Passing {{W|Saturn}} with it's majestic rings
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!Fly by<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 15.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 16.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 17.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 18.png]]
| The space rocket encounters another space ship that asks a question about relativity, the same one that appeared in [[265: Choices: Part 2]]. The other space rocket will shoot and destroy the main rocket if the question isn't answered satisfactory see below. Otherwise the two rockets fly past each other.
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!Little Prince<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 21.png]]
| Eventually the space rocket meets a guy on a very tiny planet which most likely is a reference to {{w|The Little Prince}}. This could also be a reference to the asteroid [http://blog.xkcd.com/2013/09/30/asteroid-4942-munroe/ 4942 Munroe], then it could be [[Randall]] on the rock... The story never seem to move past this point. Here is an [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6490cc4a-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd example].
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!Attack<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 15.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 16.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 17.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 22.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 23.png]] <br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 5.png]]
| If the answer to the space ship is not acceptable it will turn around after passing, and shoot down the rocket. This will turn off the rockets in the Kerbal Space Program simulator, and in turn one of the characthers (Hairy?) will awake from a dream, see dream theme. Most of the images above as well as this attack is included in [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 this example]
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===Kerbal Space Program===
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!Engines on<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 11.png]]
|These pictures are from the flight simulator program {{W|Kerbal Space Program}} (KSP). An example of the image in the comic can be seen [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8440e346-bb16-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd here]. In this case the liftoff with the engine on turns out to be just a dream. But the image can also precede a space travel going into deep space - as the travel shown below. See more on the this under the space theme.
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!Engines off<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 23.png]]
|Here we see an image with the engines off. See this [http://i.imgur.com/UofvQ.png image] from KSP where the rocket engines are not on. This image is usually shown after the spaceship is shut down and it turns out it was just a dream - see [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 this example]. See more on the this under the space theme.
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===Dinosaur===
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! Dinosaur Comics<br>[[Image:lorenz - dinosaur 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - dinosaur 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - dinosaur 3.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - dinosaur 4.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 1.png]]
| The green T-rex from {{w|Dinosaur Comics}} (a clip-art-based webcomic that uses the same artwork with different captions for every strip.) interrupts the story and proceeds to talk about his tiny arms or other subjects. The first three pictures are taken directly from the webcomic, except that the third picture is larger in the real comic (see [http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2420 this particular example] where the title text actually refer to Randall and xkcd). In the end, the dinosaur stamps on the house the main characters are in (this is thus Randall's own picture). If it gets this far one of the characters will wake up from a dream - It may be only Knit Cap Girl as she is the one seen fully in the fourth image. Examples where this is the second dream can be seen [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5e94d028-bb7d-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd here] and [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 here]. See more under the dream theme.

Characters from ''Dinosaur Comics'' has aslso appeared in [[145: Parody Week: Dinosaur Comics]] and [[1452: Jurassic World]].
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===Boomerang===
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! Finding Boomerang<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 2.png]]
| Knit Cap Girl finds a boomerang on the ground and may express her feelings about it. The other images listed below, may come more or less in any order and any number of times. She may comment on it again after catching it. She may also put it down. See below also for examples of story lines.
Boomerangs are also featured in: [[445: I Am Not Good with Boomerangs]], [[475: Further Boomerang Difficulties]], [[939: Arrow]]
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! Throwing Boomerang<br><br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 3.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 4.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 8.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 6.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 9.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 10.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 5.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 7.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang 11.png]]
| Knit Cap Girl throws the boomerang, and it flies back (and forth). This can go on for a while, and she may even [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:08896f1c-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 lay it down and walk away]. However, more often than not she will end up with an accident:
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! Accidents<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang accident.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang accident 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang accident 5.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang accident 6.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang rocket 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang rocket 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang boom.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - surprise.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - run.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang accident 3.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - boomerang accident 4.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - meanwhile.png]]
| These accidents are:
*Getting hit in the face - The two options here below are both featured in [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee6b910c-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd this example].
**Knit Cap Girl getting hit in the face with the boomerang rebound (i.e. [[445: I Am Not Good with Boomerangs]])
**Knit Cap Girl fails to catch the boomerang and the rebound hit Hairy in the face off screen and he then enters the frame in the next image.
*Hitting the space rocket from another story branch - see [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ea25460c-baf3-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd this example].
*The boomerang crashing into something off panel - someone may shout back - see [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:fc34f46a-ba98-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd this example]. (i.e. [[475: Further Boomerang Difficulties]])
**In some cases the meanwhile image appears like in [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aee5abf0-bb29-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd this example].
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===Pokémon===
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! A wild Pikachu appeared<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu appeared.png]]
| Some of the storylines involve Pokémon battles featuring Pikachu, a very popular Pokémon. The battles are drawn in the style of the video games. (A trainer in the left-bottom corner facing the foe in the right-top corner, with a narration box below the scene and the trainer's Pokéballs visible, although some elements are missing, such as the level, gender and HP bar.) In this first image Pikachu the wild pokémon appeares. Then the fight begins:
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! Pikachu's moves<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu abandonment.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu anguish.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu ant.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu extrude.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu faceless.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu friendship.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu granite.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu graph.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu ink cloud.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu radicality.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu theft.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu uplift.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu ethylene.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu blank.png]]
| Pikachu uses a number of different moves, though these are mostly made up and are not from the Pokémon games. Pikachu's moves are almost invariably remarked by the narrator as "It's not very effective...", but "It's super effective!" is also possible to appear. (see below)
In the video games, a move is "not very effective" when the opponent's type resists the attacking move's type and "super effective" when the opponent's type is weak to the attacking move's type.

Pikachu's moves (see below for examples - those appearing in the examples are marked with ¤$£ etc):
* Abandonment ^ - Pikachu disappears completely.
* Anguish ¤% - Pikachu is sad.
* Ant Colony - Pikachu is covered in ants.
* Extrude - Pikachu's head moves away from his body as his neck becomes long and malleable.
* Faceless $ - Pikachu's face disappears.
* Friendship £ - Pikachu is on Knit Cap Girl's head, signifying they are now friends. Friendship, though not a move, is a game mechanic in the video games.
* Granite % - Pikachu is atop a block of granite.
* Graph Theory ¤ - The theory can be seen behind Pikachu
* Ink Cloud % - Pikachu is covered in ink. In the storyline Pikachu uses it, there is the option to "gather" the ink.
* Radicality £ - Pikachu is on a skateboard.
* Theft & - Pikachu wears Knit Cap Girl's hat. Pikachu seems to be using "Thief", a similarly-named actual move from the games, that is used to steal the foe's item and use it as its own.
* Uplift - Pikachu's head goes upward, separated from its body, showing a long, thick cable still connecting the head and the body.
* Ethylene Dichloride ¤ - Pikachu holds a glas with Ethylene Dichloride - Nothing seems to happen, but Ethylene Dichloride is a toxic chemical, so there may be future consequences for the characters.
** After using it, ("not very effective") Pikachu may make remarks about the move using the blank version of the image from below (the following text are users suggestion):
*** I used to be better at chemistry.
*** This is still better than all the lightning crap.
* Blank text box ¤£% - for user input
**The below items are (probably) not with a certain picture but text that users have suggested appear in the blank picture at the bottom of this section:
** Struggle
***In one storyline, after Pikachu uses a number of moves, it says: "Now I only have Struggle left. Tie?" In the Pokémon games, when a Pokémon runs out of PP (Power Points, the energy required to use each of its moves) for all its moves, it may only use Struggle, a weak move, indefinitely reusable, that harms not only the opponent but the user as well.
** Cuteness %
** Yet %
** Crowdsource
** The Discrete Metric

Here are some examples of battle (please help include links to all moves):
* ¤ [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:81c9e8c8-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd 4 different moves]
* % [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:f203d1c6-ba22-11e3-801a-002590d77bdd 5 different moves]
* £ [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8737f5b4-ba92-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd 3 different moves]
* $ [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:feaa5d4e-bbd2-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd Faceless move]
* & [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:b8fe0a3c-bb52-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd Theft move]
* ^ [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:2f0612e0-bbd7-11e3-8030-002590d77bdd Abandonment move]

Below are some transcript of lines from user input and their references:
*One narration line is "Where's Twitch when I need help?", a reference to {{w|Twitch Plays Pokémon}} which was also covered by comic [[1333: First Date]].
*Another narration line is: "Google Maps didn't warn me of this.", a reference to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YMD6xELI_k Google Maps: Pokémon Challenge].
*Other remarks from Pikachu or about Pikachu can be seen in [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:e8cf1df0-bbd4-11e3-802e-002590d77bdd this example]
** Pikachu: Aren't you going to catch me? It's not difficult, I promise... Please? [Knit Cap Girl and Hairy ignore him and go away]
*** Please! Jigglypuff keeps on drawing on my face!
*** You were walking in tall grass! You asked for it!
*** Please... Tame me! I want to party on days other than Thursday.
**** [Hairy remarks] Y'know, if we catch a Pikachu, we would never [sic] to pay our electric bills again.
*Pokémon mentioned other than Pikachu:
** Charizard (In one storyline, "Go Charizard" is one usable move in battle)
** Jigglypuff
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! Not effective<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu not very effective.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu end 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu end 2.png]]
|Normally after a few failed attempts - where the result is given as ''It's not very effective'', there is an uncomfortable silence as the Pikachu says "Um..." Then it talks to Knit Cap Girl and Hairy and as they then walk away past the Pókemon, Pikachu is left in the tall grass and has time to make a final remark. See [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:9a86363c-bb53-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd this example] where they walk away only to meet another wild Pikachu.
|-
! Super effective<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu super effective.png]]<br> [[Image:lorenz - pikachu fainted.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu dead 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu dead 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu dead 3.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu dead 4.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - pikachu dead 5.png]]
|Rarely, a suggested move knocks Pikachu out. This is stated as ''It's super effective'' (sometimes this image comes right after the one with ''It's not very effective''). The result is that Pikachu faints. Knit Cap Girl and Hairy looks at the fainted (not dead) Pikachu who lies facedown in the grass. Then Knit Cap Girl ''pokes'' the pókemon and they walk past him out of the tall grass like in [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:feaa5d4e-bbd2-11e3-802c-002590d77bdd this example].
|}

===Dreams===
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! Walking up<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 5.png]]
| Sometimes, Knit Cap Girl or Hairy find themselves waking from a dream, suggesting that all prior events were just them dreaming. Below are several situations where a dream will or may occur described (and shown with the full sequence leading up to the dream displayed).
Often a dream loops upon itself, as a character wakes up multiple times in the same storyline, either from the same dream or from different dreams.
Sometimes it even turns out that each character has a dream in the same storyline, meaning that the last to wake up, has dreamt that they were the other character waking up before... See examples of all this below.
The dream scenarios (together with the ''meanwhile'' image) would make it possible to connect all images into one long sequence!
Some situations will always result in a character waking up, others will only in some story lines lead to an awakening.
As can be seen in these two images Knit Cap Girl wakes up with her head to the left and the cap lying on the end of the bed. Hairy wakes up with his head to the right.
|-
! Falling<br><br>[[Image:lorenz - hole.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - falling.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - aaa.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - aaa 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 9.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 5.png]]
| One of the most obvious dreams is the one about falling as in this case where both characters falls into a big hole outside the building they are leaving - as shown here in [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:20698602-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd this example] where first one then the other characters awake from the same falling dream.
In the case - with the hole - one (or either as shown above) of the characters wakes up from the nightmare after falling into the hole. But they can wake up after any of the three black pictures shown here. The other two pictures (which were not included in the first example) can be seen in [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba285dea-baa3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd this example].(The total black picture is also sometimes used in the space theme). The hole situation will always turn out to be a dream.
|-
! Dinosaur<br><br>[[Image:lorenz - dinosaur 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - dinosaur 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - dinosaur 3.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - dinosaur 4.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 1.png]]
| A Dinosaur enters the comic (see more about these same images under the Dinosaur theme). If the comic goes on long enough these four images will appear and after the last the character awakes from the nightmare. It may be only Knit Cap Girl as she is the one seen fully in the fourth image. Examples where this is the second dream can be seen [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5e94d028-bb7d-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd here] and [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 here]. If the dinosaur steps on the building the story will always turn out to be a dream.
|-
! Evil spaceship<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 15.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 16.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 17.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 18.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 22.png]] <br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 23.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 5.png]]
| During a space travel the rocket passes another space ship. If a failed communication occurs the space ship turns around and shoots down the rocket. At this point it turns out it was just a nightmare and one of the characters wake up (maybe only Hairy?). See [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 this example]. In the last picture before waking we see an image from the flight simulator program Kerbal Space Program (KSP) with the rockets off - see the KSP theme. This situation will always turn out to be a dream.
|-
! Rocket launch<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 7.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 8.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - rocket 11.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 1.png]]
| This dream is not really a nightmare, as opposed to the three above, where the characters always wake up. This is not necessarily the case for the rocket launch. But in this case described here Knit Cap Girl (maybe also Hairy) wakes up during the rocket launch - see [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8440e346-bb16-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd this example]. In the last picture before waking we see an image from the flight simulator program Kerbal Space Program (KSP) with the rockets on - see the KSP theme.
|-
! Politic debate<br>[[Image:lorenz - debate 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - debate 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - debate 4.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 1.png]]
| In this dream, that is not so much a nightmare that it will always be a dream (like the first three) Knit Cap Girl (maybe also Hairy) wakes up after a silly political debate - see [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ea25460c-baf3-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd this example].
|}

===Waking up===
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! Walking up<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 5.png]]
| Sometimes, Knit Cap Girl or Hairy find themselves waking from a dream, suggesting that all prior events were just them dreaming. After they awake they stay in bed for a while and then go out in to the world. These scenes will be shown here below.
As can be seen in these two images Knit Cap Girl wakes up with her head to the left and the cap lying on the end of the bed. Hairy wakes up with his head to the right.
|-
! In bed - Girl<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 11.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 10.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 3.png]]
|Knit Cap Girl wakes up with a ''Gasp''. She sits for a while - may then begin to sing ''I woke up like this'' (This could be a reference to {{W|Flawless (Beyoncé song)}}). After this she may lie down again before finally getting out of bed.
|-
!Yawning - Girl<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 4.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - computer.png]]
|Yawning Knit Cap Girl gets back to her laptop and we are back to the first image as can be seen in [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:20698602-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd this example].
|-
! In bed - Guy<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 5.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 6.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 13.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 7.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 12.png]]
|Hairy wakes up with a ''Gasp''. He sits for a while - may then begin to sing ''I woke up like this'' (This could be a reference to {{W|Flawless (Beyoncé song)}}). After this he may lie down again before finally getting out of bed. Notice that [[Randall]] forgot to draw Hairy's hairy hair as he lay down again. If it was a wick, it should have hung over the bed like Knit Cap Girls Knit Cap does.
|-
!Yawning - Guy<br><br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 8.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - wake up 9.png]]
|Yawning Hairy walks in where Knit Cap Girl sits at her laptop and tells her about his dream(?) as can be seen in [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:20698602-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd this example], where both yawning pictures appear.
|-
! Salesman<br>[[Image:lorenz - sale 1.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - sale 2.png]]<br>[[Image:lorenz - sale 3.png]]
| Instead of going to Knit Cap Girl after walking up Hairy can take an alternative route where he meets [[White Hat]], a salesman with a small stand. White Hat tries to sell something to Hairy. Will he succeed.
|}

==Transcript==
:[This transcript only transcribes what can be seen in the picture shown at the top of the explanation here.]

:[The comic starts with two panels. In the top panel we see Knit Cap Girl sitting at a desk in front of her laptop typing. There is a speech line up to a gray but empty speech bubble.]
:[The second panel below has the same gray background as the empty speech bubble above. Here is presented four options to what Knit Cap Girl could be saying. They are marked a, b, c and d written in small white rectangles next to the text. There is a small arrow at the top pointing to the first panel:]

:a Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays.
:b Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on.
:c Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook.
:d Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh...

:[Once the reader chooses one of the options the text will appear in the speech bubble where the gray area is replaced with the usual white background. The lower gray panel disappears. Now the comic really begins.]
:[A new panel is shown after the selection, again with one to four options to choose from in the new gray panel below. This will continue until it comes to an end where the reader finally only has the choice to suggest the next line.]

:[The order of the up to four options are random, and changes every time you begin again (or even go back to a previous frame). This means that the a-d in the transcript is not the same next time. In some few panels there are even more than four options. To see the fifth you have to reload, then you may find this fifth option next time. The first panel is one of those with five options.]
:[The fifth not shown above is: '''These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game.''']

:[In the first days of the comic when it developed quickly, new options appeared only to later disappear. '''Gravity. Lots of it.''' is one of those lost options from the first panel. At one time there was also by mistake two versions of one of the other five mentioned above. But this was later deleted. Maybe there could still be a permalink to these lost stories out there...? (Wish granted: see [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:87adb65e-baa2-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd here] for the part just after "Gravity. Lots of it.")]

:[Although it may be impossible to finish? ... it has been tried to make a complete '''[[1350: Lorenz/Transcript|interactive transcript]]'''.]

==Trivia==
*In one [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/File:lorenz_-_wake_up_7.png panel] Hairy is drawn in bed ''without'' his hair - see the [[#Waking up|Waking up]] pictures.
*The most common pictures are [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a1-2014/vS9UO5cGsw1hoDrrNLMSRg.png "Not very effective"], [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a1-2014/VegCGBEOFJCsFxJpbmvziQ.png Throwing], [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a1-2014/zHPHozjDXmCUy66bYVSRoQ.png Waiting], [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a1-2014/ZNBJOG1e-vCfzdqKFHQ21A.png Leaving the House].
*The rarest pictures are [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a1-2014/VgSdMz8OAHQ8w5Ee432f5Q.png The Little Prince], [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a1-2014/0RW46RaD8RJDfTyBOTqlpw.png The beach], [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/a1-2014/OZZtCeXrnU0UskVTCUQf1Q.png An exponential chart]. (As of late April there are several pictures from the complete list, that no longer seem to be available - so they are not only rare, but extinct in the comic if no one has a permalink to a comic where they appear).
*'''The all time longest comics by panel - top three'''.
**Please only include '''clearly different''' storylines:
*# [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 77 panels] - Space/dinosaur double dream, boomerang, and exploding rocket.
*# [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:718ad9a6-bc6e-11e3-800f-002590d77bdd 41 panels] - Politics, hole dream, boomerang.
*# [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ea25460c-baf3-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd 39 panels] - Politics, dream and boomerang.
**There may be no upper boundary!
**But this is then the list of the longest comics with most panels as found so far.
**If you beat a record please post the '''permalink''' here.
**Please note themes included in comic.
**Please move beaten records down and delete the fourth.
*'''Longest by themes''' - click to expand:
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Include only more than one if the story is clearly different from from the record.
#Multiple dreams:
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 77 panels] - Two dreams one by each charachter, after space and dinosaur attack.
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2ed958de-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd 36 panels] - Hole dream, blowtorch laptop, rocket take-off dream.
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:452c03fc-bb16-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd 35 panels] - Two times the same dream with big hole by the same charachter (shovel/blowtorch and then boomerang).
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba285dea-baa3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd 28 panels] - One dream with hole that returns to starting point - does the dream continue?
##[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:8440e346-bb16-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd 26 panels] - Two different dreams by the same character after hole and rocket.
##[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:5e94d028-bb7d-11e3-8012-002590d77bdd 22 panels] - Two different dreams by the same character after hole and dinosaur attack.
##[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:20698602-bbb1-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd 21 panels] - Two times the same dream with big hole - once be each character
##? - More than two dreams
#Boomerang:
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 77 panels] - double dream etc.
##[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ea25460c-baf3-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd 39 panels] - Starting with politic debate in a dream.
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ee6b910c-bae5-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd 34 panels] - As the 39 panel, but here both the girl and the Hairy gets the boomerang in the face!
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:a1776988-ba41-11e3-8035-002590d77bdd 30 panels] - Rocket, dream, Boomerang hits her in the face. She then puts it down and then picks it up again
#Space:
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 77 panels] - double dream etc.
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:6490cc4a-b9f0-11e3-8009-002590d77bdd 30 panels] - reaching the Little Prince:
#Dinosaur:
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 77 panels] - double dream etc.
#Political debate:
##[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ea25460c-baf3-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd 39 panels] - but also dream and boomerang.
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:aee5abf0-bb29-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd 31 panels] - politicians fighing and explosive bananas - including the ''meanwhile'' image
#Blowtorch:
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:2ed958de-badf-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd 36 panels] - Hole dream, blowtorch laptop, rocket take-off dream.
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:9a86363c-bb53-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd 26 panels] - blowtorch and moving past Pokémon twice
##[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:97cbd552-bb01-11e3-8004-002590d77bdd 25 panels] - dream of hole and then blowtorch
#Pokémon:
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:9a86363c-bb53-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd 26 panels] - blowtorch and moving past Pokémon twice
##[http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:81c9e8c8-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd 24 panels] - really long fight
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:8737f5b4-ba92-11e3-8008-002590d77bdd 22 panels] - moving past Pokémon.
#Sharks
##[http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:30f53d98-bbb3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd 13 panels] - reaching beach
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*'''Longest by starting point''' - click to expand:
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Only the longest:
#These stupid tiles... I'll just play one more game: [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ffa26ce0-bade-11e3-8001-94de80a03a29 77 panels]
#Oh. Hey. There's some kind of political thing going on: [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:ea25460c-baf3-11e3-8001-002590d77bdd 39 panels]
#Let's see if BSD is any easier to install nowadays: [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:ba285dea-baa3-11e3-801c-002590d77bdd 28 panels]
#Refresh... No new email... Refresh... No new tweets... Refresh...: [http://www.xkcd.com/1350/#p:81c9e8c8-ba1d-11e3-8018-002590d77bdd 24 panels]
#Hurry! We're in talks with Facebook: [http://xkcd.com/1350/#p:441ba2fe-bc03-11e3-8034-002590d77bdd 13 panels]
#Gravity. Lots of it: ? (This option do not seem to be featured anymore?)
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