Talk:168: Reverse Euphemisms

2024-12-06T15:24:07Z

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It should probably be noted that 'dysphemism' is a real word. Though it usually applies to using derogatory terms as opposed to politically correct ones. [[Special:Contributions/130.160.145.185|130.160.145.185]] 20:03, 9 March 2013 (UTC)
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I bet people who make Swiss cheese enjoy saying 'this year's batch of cannabis was below par'. [[User:BlueRoll18|BlueRoll18]] ([[User talk:BlueRoll18|talk]]) 01:52, 16 June 2013 (UTC)

Why is this not a good example of a reverse euphemism? His kids are shit. The toilet bowl is basically a pool for shit. "Take a shit" translates directly to "Drop kids off at the pool".
In a true euphemism, "pass away" translates directly to "died".
The two seem similar.

[[User:Flewk|Flewk]] ([[User talk:Flewk|talk]]) 11:57, 25 December 2015 (UTC)

One day I want to be able to really confuse someone by saying "we had to buy some more paint the other day because my dad died" [[Special:Contributions/108.162.223.221|108.162.223.221]] 14:48, 28 January 2016 (UTC)Dream

I am unfamiliar with "seeing a man about a horse" meaning "taking a piss". Is there any reason why man and horse are related to urination? [[Special:Contributions/162.158.34.137|162.158.34.137]] 16:30, 6 May 2016 (UTC)
:Fun fact: the phrase "taking a piss" is British slang for messing around/joking. [[User:Psychoticpotato|Psychoticpotato]] ([[User talk:Psychoticpotato|talk]]) 21:09, 25 April 2024 (UTC)
::..."taking ''the'' piss"... Or are you extracting the urine? [[Special:Contributions/162.158.74.69|162.158.74.69]] 22:24, 25 April 2024 (UTC)

"Going to see a man about {something / an animal}" is a way of giving a reason for your absence, rather than announcing an intent to perform a bodily function, or simply a polite way of saying "Where I'm going is none of your business". [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.69|141.101.98.69]] 22:01, 30 May 2016 (UTC)

Actually it's more of a reference to ''The Godfather'' isn't it? Where the singer wakes up in bed with a dead horse head? [[Special:Contributions/162.158.106.131|162.158.106.131]] 03:38, 14 October 2021 (UTC)
:No, it was already old when it was used by Betty Grable in ''Down Argentine Way'', decades before ''The Godfather''. --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.126.217|162.158.126.217]] 15:24, 6 December 2024 (UTC)

3014: Arizona Chess

2024-11-21T00:51:24Z

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{{comic
| number = 3014
| date = November 20, 2024
| title = Arizona Chess
| image = arizona_chess_2x.png
| imagesize = 740x315px
| noexpand = true
| titletext = Sometimes, you have to sacrifice pieces to gain the advantage. Sometimes, to advance ... you have to fall back.
}}

==Explanation==
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[[White Hat]] and [[Cueball]] are playing a timed game of tournament-style chess. White Hat has the advantage, because he has one more pawn than Cueball and has more time on the {{w|chess clock}}, 6 minutes and 35 seconds, versus Cueball's time counting down from 28 seconds at the start of the comic.

However, Cueball has an unexpected advantage. The building is sited across the border of Arizona with another state, with White Hat on the Arizona side, and the game is being played at a very particular time of year, when (most of) the United States exits {{w|Daylight Saving Time}}, which happens at 2:00 AM on the morning of the first Sunday in November. As Arizona doesn't observe Daylight Saving Time (DST), unlike neighboring US states, only one clock gains an hour. White Hat's time remains normal, but Cueball's time "falls back" one hour, as his departure from daylight saving time occurs. Due to the way the timer clock apparently calibrates its display (perhaps in part based upon something like the self-adjusting [https://en.cppreference.com/w/c/chrono/localtime localtime()] function), Cueball is suddenly given more time in the game. White Hat, whose clock is governed by a different locale, protests, as this is not typically how these clocks should function. Daylight *Slaying* Time is a pun on Daylight *Saving* Time, but note that the comic takes place as the non-Arizona clock joins the Arizona clock in Standard Time.

The title text is a pun on "falling back" strategically from an attack and the term "fall back" in the mnemonic used to remember which way the clock changes when we go in and out of DST: "spring forward, fall back" (we advance the clock forward when entering DST in the spring, and move it backward when leaving it in the fall or autumn).

A handful of buildings even extend across international boundaries (these are known as {{w|line house}}s) and many more cross state or local boundaries in the US (a city, county or tribe may sometimes decide to use a different time zone than the rest of the state, so any of these can become a zone boundary, whether or not international databases reflect it).

While it is possible to arrange a table across a timezone boundary, a bigger challenge is to arrange for a chess clock to take advantage of this. Most do not account for timezones at all, as an internal timer should not be left susceptible to external conditions. They are also about 12 inches across, at most, not far above the positioning error in GPS; assuming that this was the way each 'clock half' tried to obey local conditions. Cueball would, in this case, have needed to find a clock that was capable of tracking time zones separately for each of the two internal clocks and either had an excellent GPS receiver for each side (capable of detecting a several-inch difference in position as corresponding to another zone).

The alternative would be for there to be a way to manually enter two different configurations into the time-tracking circuits (an unlikely capability, and even the need to configure it with just the one would seem to be a feature that [[463: Voting Machines|introduces more problems than it solves]]), which might require more active interference in the clock by Cueball (or convenient collusion/mishandling on the part of any officials). In this case, it would have been trivial to set up this situation in ''any'' place (and for any time/date), although lacking the 'justification' for its effect.

Though current chess-timers should merely measure out time (mechanically or electronically), aportioning out the passage of time(/countdown) to one or other subunits, the game could be played in the future where standard chess clocks are different. Many sports are starting to embrace "electronic timing systems" that are increasingly integrated into more generic consumer-level electronics, and may find themselves susceptible to normally unforseen interactions beyond the core timing functions they are supposed to be upholding.

Ongoing state-level efforts to end time changes could also increase the number of places where this situation could happen, as more DST/nonDST boundaries arise.

==Transcript==
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:[White Hat and Cueball are sitting across from each other playing chess. The time, shown above them in white on a black screen, reads 6:35 for White Hat, and 0:28 for Cueball.]
:White Hat: It’s late, I’m up a pawn, and you’re out of time. It’s over.
:Cueball: Ah, you’re forgetting something.

:[Cueball gestures with one hand above the chessboard. His time now reads 0:19.]
:Cueball: Did you know this building straddles the Arizona border?
:Cueball: It actually runs right through the table. You're on the Arizona side.

:[Cueball raises his hand further to gesture at his time. It beeps and is now blank and white.]
:Cueball: This tournament started Saturday, November 2nd. Now it's almost 2AM on the 3rd.
:Cueball: And there's something you should know about Arizona.
:Chess clock: BEEP

:[White Hat raises his head slightly to look at the timer. Cueball's time now reads 60:07. Cueball lowers his hand to make a move.]
:White Hat: '''''What?!''''' No! That's not how... '''''No!!'''''
:Cueball: Looks like it's daylight '''''slaying''''' time.

{{comic discussion}}

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[[Category:Chess]]
[[Category:Daylight saving time]]

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