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added transcript and got to change the name of the thing that created the explanation incomplete tag WOHOOOOoO [[User:Certified_nqh|Me]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;&amp;amp;#91;[[285: Wikipedian Protester|''citation needed'']]&amp;amp;#93;[[Category:Pages using the &amp;quot;citation needed&amp;quot; template]]&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt; 02:25, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: can't help but notice the [[1590]] reference &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:SomeoneIGuess|someone, i guess]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;([[User talk:SomeoneIGuess|talk i guess]]&amp;amp;#124;[[Special:Contributions/SomeoneIGuess|le edit list]])&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  02:43, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Added explanation! Simple, but it'll do. How do I sign? [[Special:Contributions/172.69.34.159|172.69.34.159]] 03:42, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: four tildes (&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;nowiki&amp;gt;~~~~&amp;lt;/nowiki&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;) &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:SomeoneIGuess|someone, i guess]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;([[User talk:SomeoneIGuess|talk i guess]]&amp;amp;#124;[[Special:Contributions/SomeoneIGuess|le edit list]])&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  03:08, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Thanks. I thought that I had tried it earlier and it hadn't worked, but I guess I was wrong. [[Special:Contributions/172.69.34.160|172.69.34.160]] 03:46, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Just added headers, but not good enough with this stuff to add descriptions. go nuts &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:SomeoneIGuess|someone, i guess]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;([[User talk:SomeoneIGuess|talk i guess]]&amp;amp;#124;[[Special:Contributions/SomeoneIGuess|le edit list]])&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  02:52, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Got a good laugh out of this one. Does anyone have a guess as to whether the &amp;quot;bugs&amp;quot; at the bottom of the second column refers to computer bugs or insects? Also, some self-referential humor going on at the end there. I guess the breaker box which contains all breakers would indeed contain itself. [[User:Jrfarah|Jrfarah]] ([[User talk:Jrfarah|talk]]) 04:31, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I thought it was some sort of reference to [[2753]] &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[User:SomeoneIGuess|someone, i guess]]&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;([[User talk:SomeoneIGuess|talk i guess]]&amp;amp;#124;[[Special:Contributions/SomeoneIGuess|le edit list]])&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;  04:58, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: It turns off the bunny. [[Special:Contributions/172.69.194.194|172.69.194.194]] 11:27, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Computer bugs switches actually exist. It's a feature in some emulators to either run an unofficial patched version or to stay true to the original system, for example to allow bug-exploit speedruns. [[User:Shirluban|Shirluban]] [[Special:Contributions/172.71.130.70|172.71.130.70]] 13:34, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So... discussion about &amp;quot;Hot Water Heater&amp;quot; vs. &amp;quot;Regular Water Heater&amp;quot;... I was assuming this was a joke regarding the redundancy of the term &amp;quot;Hot Water Heater&amp;quot; since &amp;quot;Water Heater&amp;quot; is already making the water hot, so why would you need to heat water that's already hot? Similar to RAS Syndrome, I thought Randall was making fun of that, but the explanation has a different idea... which... kind of makes sense? But... I've never seen anything like what is being described. [[User:AdmiralMemo|Admiral Memo]] ([[User talk:AdmiralMemo|talk]]) 05:22, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Regarding the &amp;quot;one surprise mystery outlet&amp;quot;, I don't think it's necessary to assume it was wired that way by mistake. When extending the wiring in an existing house, it's not always easy to wire up an extra breaker, or use the most logically labelled one, and there may not be a compelling safety reason to do so. For instance, in my parents house, the original sockets are all wired from the floor, and when an extra one was needed for a boiler control, it was easier to run a conduit ''down'' from the floor above; so that particular socket is on the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_circuit ring] marked &amp;quot;Upstairs Sockets&amp;quot; on the consumer unit. - [[User:IMSoP|IMSoP]] ([[User talk:IMSoP|talk]]) 09:18, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I read the &amp;quot;state/federal law&amp;quot; switches as ''required'' by said laws. i.e. respective building codes require a &amp;quot;foo switch&amp;quot; always to be installed, whether or not a foo is required, reasonable or even practicable. The switches may be left unlinked to anything that is serviced, or run to the household outlet/power-switch with the label plastered over it saying &amp;quot;don't use for anything but the quarter-inch hoojamaflip grinder&amp;quot; (or whatever it is, in the same sort of manner as &amp;quot;Refrigerator, do ''not'' unplug/turn off!&amp;quot; in a communal kitchen.... [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.166|141.101.99.166]] 10:09, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Some laws contain &amp;quot;circuit breaker&amp;quot; provisions, where some action is triggered when a condition reaches a threshold. Maybe that's what state/federal law refers to. [[User:Barmar|Barmar]] ([[User talk:Barmar|talk]]) 14:25, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: You guys are way too serious. It's a joke, so pick the funniest interpretation possible. Don't try to make it realistic. A circuit breaker turns off the electricity so you can work on the wiring without getting shocked. By analogy, you should be able to use a circuit breaker to turn off the laws when you want to avoid getting fined or arrested. Now that's funny. [[User:Rtanenbaum|Rtanenbaum]] ([[User talk:Rtanenbaum|talk]]) 12:43, 1 November 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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...in a separate comment, I have a fuse/switch labelled &amp;quot;Do not turn on!&amp;quot; in my house. It was turned on when I moved in, and (barring actually any reason to mess with anything/’get a man in' for any other purpose) I've ''left'' it on. Ditto, for these last six or seven years I've remained ignorant of the purpose of various wall switches (floor-height, one in living room, one at top of stairs, another in a bedroom) that are unlabelled and off (though I ''have'' switched them on... no obvious difference to lighting, alarm system, any other system I can imagine they're wired up into and left it pending some future time when I actually have to do something like strip plaster back and discover which (if any?) run of cable leads from/to them. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.166|141.101.99.166]] 10:11, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Regarding wall switches that don't have any apparent purpose. Many houses or apartments were not built with lights in the ceiling. So all your lighting came from lamps plugged into wall outlets. They would wire one of the wall outlets to a wall switch, usually near the door. This way you would leave the lamp turned on and use the wall switch to turn it off and on. It takes a little investigation to figure out which wall outlet is being controlled by the switch. [[User:Rtanenbaum|Rtanenbaum]] ([[User talk:Rtanenbaum|talk]]) 12:43, 1 November 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Not applicable, in my case (above 'owner' of the floor switches) because all my sockets(/outlets) in my house have switches ''on them''. One of the mysterious floor switches is indeed very close to a wall-socket, but that wall-socket is a double already with two independent switches ({{w|File:Uk 13a double socket.jpg|example image}}). And is of a very similar vintage to the 'mystery switch', by both actual appearance and the how the wallpaper/etc looks. (The house itself is 1930s vintage, but clearly fully updated and rewired to essentially modern standards some time in the last 50 years. No reason for a 'leftover' separate socket switch to have remained/been kept instated.)&lt;br /&gt;
::The two main possibilities of purpose that I still imagine they controlled are: 1) The burglar alarm, and 2) The storage heater. Originally. Assuming you'd even want multiple different control-switches. But completely bypassed by a later reinstallation. The newer central heating (replacing the storage system) is entirely controlled from a kitchen wall switch, and its own fusebox breaker. And the alarm system has a hallway pad and if it was ever connected to the &amp;quot;Do not turn on&amp;quot; switch (that was actually on), it hasn't suffered at all from the experimental instances of it being turned off (when I thought I'd check).&lt;br /&gt;
::...it'll all have to wait until I have the next major overhaul, I think. I'll get the next electrician I need (perhaps when replacing the current boiler, or needing more sockets in the workroom) to try and work it out using their usual tricks and tools. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.29|172.70.85.29]] 15:29, 1 November 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I believe that the cryptogram may be an attempt to pun on a &amp;quot;code breaker&amp;quot; as a reference to people who solve ciphers. [[User:Aberdasher|Aberdasher]] ([[User talk:Aberdasher|talk]]) 13:48, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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After reading &amp;quot;Regular Water Heater&amp;quot;, I assumed it was implying that the &amp;quot;Hot Water Heater&amp;quot; was somehow more physically attractive and thus &amp;quot;hotter&amp;quot;. --[[User:Galeindfal|Galeindfal]] ([[User talk:Galeindfal|talk]]) 14:41, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Depending on interpretation, &amp;quot;North-facing appliances&amp;quot; could make sense. In my house, I have two main breakers, East and West, each covering (almost) everything in one side of the house. [[User:Ehusmark|EHusmark]] ([[User talk:Ehusmark|talk]]) 14:52, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:And, contrary to the &amp;quot;how would the system know?&amp;quot;, regarding north-facingness, if you had a ring-main/set of sockets servicing one particular wall (to just one side), there'd be a good chance that anything plugged in there (at least bulky &amp;quot;white goods&amp;quot;, even if not smaller things that you might move and turn, like irons and fans) faces away from that particular wall. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.91.236|172.70.91.236]] 16:54, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Definite {{w|Celestial Emporium of Benevolent Knowledge|Borges}} vibes from the &amp;quot;appliances that face north&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;appliances whose names begin with the letter 'F'&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;outlets in rooms that it's normal to eat pizza in&amp;quot; section. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.50|172.70.85.50]] 17:31, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Amongst other things, there are problems under the &amp;quot;no friction&amp;quot; section. e.g. You might have a perpetual motion machine that would go forever, but without something else (e.g. the anullment of 3LoT) it couldn't also ''do external work''. And of course you can still hold something with zero friction, if you can sufficiently surround, support and/or impale the thing. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.90.230|172.70.90.230]] 19:24, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: I agree. [[Special:Diff/327557|Edited]]. --[[User:Hddqsb|Hddqsb]] ([[User talk:Hddqsb|talk]]) 05:01, 1 November 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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So.... em if you turn off causality, would the switch that turned off causality actually reliably turn off causality, given that causality has been disabled? (added something like this as a note about the title text). ([[User:Wowitschris|Wowitschris]] ([[User talk:Wowitschris|talk]]) 19:32, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Worse than that, if you ''need'' to have Causality turned off (for a 'legitimate' reason), there is now no way of preventing anything (including the Causality switch) to be actively toggled. Causaulity could become active again even without any intervention, as well as any number of other effects (of any spontaneous kind whatsoever) for which no cause is now required. [[Special:Contributions/172.69.195.103|172.69.195.103]] 19:53, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;A circuit breaker ...to... protect appliances.&amp;quot;  --- A pedant would say the breaker protects the wires. When the box is specced and installed, the appliances may not have arrived, and are sure subject to replacement. In both the US and GB Codes the breaker size relates to the wire diameter. If an appliance needs greater protection it should have its own fuse/breaker. Some do, though the trend is to appliances which will fail without flame, smoke, or loud noise.&lt;br /&gt;
:It's a chicken-and-egg. If you've got a high-current device to install (e.g. electric cooker) then you'll ...hopefully... make sure it has thick copper cables to its outlet, and also sit it behind a fuse/breaker that will take the power throughput. But you still want your breaker to 'break' if something shortcircuity goes on in the cooker. Even/especially if the supply cables are happily feeding the power to it, or its own local fusepoint, because they're not so tightly toleranced that you end up with a long 'heating element' passing through the kitchen wall as well as on your cooker's hobtop (or in its grill/oven compartment(s)).&lt;br /&gt;
:Overspec the wires, try to tightly spec the current limits on the switches as much as you can anticipate will not ever false-trip. (With the switch from incandescent to LED lighting, many a lighting circuit will now be much further from failure, than designed, but actual ground-faulting will still likely trigger the RCD/whatever.) The aim is to never get so far as a breaking more circuitry than an intrinsic fault has already broken. e.g. motors may burn out, if something jams them, but ideally not spark across to the casing that houses them if they don't suffer direct physical damage. [[Special:Contributions/172.69.195.103|172.69.195.103]] 21:29, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Bathtub drain light&amp;quot; My bathtub drain is plastic pipe. If the lights are off in the bathroom, but on in the cellar, there's a &amp;quot;light in the drain&amp;quot;. No, I don't have a dedicated breaker but that's an idea.....&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Hallway floors&amp;quot; My last house was 1830, so all the electrics were hacked-on. We had a floor outlet in the hall. This used to be more common above a wireable cellar, it avoided snaking the wall.  [[User:PRR|PRR]] ([[User talk:PRR|talk]]) 20:14, 31 October 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Floor outlets are pretty common in large rooms. I mean rooms larger than you'd find a house, say a large classroom. They're used for things like floor polishers or vacuum cleaners, that need to be plugged in near the middle of the space, because the walls are too far away. Also, meeting rooms often have floor jacks under the central table, so people can plug in laptops. [[User:Nitpicking|Nitpicking]] ([[User talk:Nitpicking|talk]]) 15:12, 1 November 2023 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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Judging from the angle of the arms, I do not believe that the swimmer is in distress. In fact I think the swimmer is just a future projection of Cueball, not a separate person.&lt;br /&gt;
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:My personal interpretation is that the situation is &amp;quot;meeting a friend at the beach to get ice cream&amp;quot;. Options are either a) meet the friend first and then swim back to get ice cream or b) get ice cream first and take it out to eat together in the water. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.86.54|172.70.86.54]] 04:02, 29 August 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Or the more sensible walk to the water's edge and wait for your friend to swim in to meet you... [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.29|172.70.85.29]] 08:43, 29 August 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I agree as well, I changed it to &amp;quot;possibly in distress&amp;quot;. [[User:Barmar|Barmar]] ([[User talk:Barmar|talk]]) 04:43, 29 August 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Technically, the path that minimizes swimming passed a nearby boat rental stand. (by the way, I didn't write the unsigned paragraph above this one) [[Special:Contributions/172.69.247.40|172.69.247.40]] 03:05, 29 August 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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When I first saw the comic, I thought cueball was suspended on a tether in the air above the water, and the ice cream stand was floating. I didn't realize it was a beach until I read this explanation. [[User:Barmar|Barmar]] ([[User talk:Barmar|talk]]) 04:41, 29 August 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The ice cream path reminds me of the [[2407|bread-first search]] (similar punchline).  [[Special:Contributions/172.71.182.158|172.71.182.158]] 06:55, 29 August 2023 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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Help, I can't move my comment down! [[Special:Contributions/162.158.146.54|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]] 01:28, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Here I was expecting something about cryptography and how Charlie just invited himself along.&lt;br /&gt;
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The alphabetical citation bias occurred in psychology but not biology or geoscience. (Biologist married to psychologist, gloating.) ---- {{unsigned ip|162.158.186.213}}&lt;br /&gt;
:I think the Wikipedia quote and reference link may be obsolete. It was a big deal when it was published half a decade ago, but editors took note, and now almost every peer reviewed paper gets references listed by the order they occur in the text, don't they? Surely there must be some post-2018 sources on this from journals saying they've changed their style guides we can include? [[Special:Contributions/172.71.155.42|172.71.155.42]] 22:06, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I disagree with the explanation about the alphabetical sorting of Cueball on Yvonne's phone. AFAIK, Cueball is only the fan nickname given on this wiki, and not an in-universe name, right?  &lt;br /&gt;
Names starting with R would be pretty far down an alphabetical list, like in Rob... or Randall&lt;br /&gt;
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:I agree and have already deleted this. Made a comment on my changes along the idea you wrote here. --[[User:Kynde|Kynde]] ([[User talk:Kynde|talk]]) 07:04, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel like a better reference point for this than academic citations or ballot paper ordering would be old paper phone directories, where you'd find companies calling themselves things like 'AAA Assistance' in order to appear at the top of their sector listings. Can anyone find a non-anecdotal reference for this?[[Special:Contributions/172.71.178.137|172.71.178.137]] 09:06, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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If only people were like books... (I have (re)read far more Asimov and Clarke than Wells and Zelazny, but none of them complain!) ...but clearly ''no'' absolute ordering is perfect. &amp;quot;Most recently contacted&amp;quot; suffers from the problem of some new contacts shuffling someone out of the current head-of-list spot and then they plummet to the 'old' end. &amp;quot;''Least'' recently contacted&amp;quot; would be better, but would 'auto-ghost' everyone the moment contact is re-established (or attempted, if it was based upon your reaching out, not their deigning to reach back again).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Perhaps a &amp;quot;rolling road-block&amp;quot; method of (say) today starting at A, tomorrow starting at B(/wherever you left off today), and so on until it wraps around Z-&amp;gt;A again. Or half your &amp;quot;social management&amp;quot; spent at the top-end, a quarter of it jumps half way down, an eighth of it half of the rest of the way, a sixteenth by jumping a further half of the remainder, with discretion to look up and down from the proposed landing-point to choose a neighbouring contact with more hopefulbcontactability... That latter would work even better on a &amp;quot;by most recent contact&amp;quot; sort, as well, as it churns and refreshes the current social circles to regain valuable 'lost' contacts without overly penalising the current circle of recent acquaintences in such a paradoxical manner.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;Of course... the fewer friends you have, the simpler the problem! I have never been so happy to be a sub-Dunbar individual, and so not have all the anxieties that those with exceedingly active social lives must have! Even if it means I might just have to phone my water-company up, every now and then, to bitch about how my telephone company forgot my birthday and is now refusing to return my calls... ;) [[Special:Contributions/172.70.91.69|172.70.91.69]] 09:29, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Wouldn't it be easier just to have randomised ordering each time you load? Of course, all of this overlooks the primary reason for having them alphabetical in the first place - to be able to locate a specific contact when you have a specific reason for contacting them, which any of these other systems would make a pain in the arse.[[Special:Contributions/172.70.91.170|172.70.91.170]] 09:34, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::But ''which'' (pseudo-)random reordering? Can you guarantee thst your LCG/LFSR/Mersenne implementation, and how it is consulted to shuffle and reprioritises your contacts, has sufficiently long cycle-periodicity to avoid you still entirely neglecting someone because they still usually end up below any cut-off point?!? [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.136|172.70.85.136]] 09:47, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Depends, obviously, on how long the list is, but I think that would be VERY unlucky. That said, more deterministic order could be more reliable. -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 23:58, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Clearly, the correct is an AI social helper who will remind you to reach out to friends you haven't contacted recently, along with keeping track of birthdays, anniversaries, and other special reasons to contact everyone in your social circle. All the while, it would be learning your language patterns and voice, so that you can eventually just let it take over your social life entirely. You can hang out with your three real friends while your AI hangs out with the AIs of the fifty people in your contact list that you don't actually remember. (Is it obvious I'm an introvert?) [[Special:Contributions/172.69.247.44|172.69.247.44]] 10:11, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::(&amp;quot;... three real friends&amp;quot;? You socialite. If only I were such a shameless party animal!) [[Special:Contributions/172.70.86.7|172.70.86.7]] 10:27, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Speaking about birthdays ... if you always contact person on birthday, you have practical guarantee you won't have anyone not contacted more than year! -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 23:58, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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As a person with an A name, I find I often get pocket-dialed by various people. Discussing this with people whose names start at the other end of the alphabet, they observed that they never got pocket-dialed. Is this another example of the same phenomenon, or do I have a case of innaccurate anecdotal evidence? [[User:Thisfox|Thisfox]] ([[User talk:Thisfox|talk]]) 22:48, 15 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:I remember 15 years ago in Belgian hospitals the &amp;quot;A Blind Call&amp;quot; campaign which was an overtaxed phone number whose profits were given back to medical research (maybe about sight issues for the extra pun?). Their main argument was that your accidental pocket-dials would accidently help people instead of waking up your friend Alexia. So while I can't confirm alphabetical bias was common, it was at least a well-known enough half-joke in the pre-smartphone era to justify printing words about it, at which point you can apply XKCD#808 to the concepts from XKCD#870!2.  [[Special:Contributions/162.158.233.34|162.158.233.34]] 07:39, 16 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Genuine question; do we actually need an explanation of the various reasons why someone might not have heard back yet about an event? [[Special:Contributions/172.71.167.20|172.71.167.20]] 05:44, 16 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: I agree.  I came to the discussion primarily because I thought the enumeration of why some non-responses might happen was completely beside the point. [[User:MAP|MAP]] ([[User talk:MAP|talk]]) 06:42, 16 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::Yeah, some speculation is usually funny (I still remember the stealing an airplane explanation that added that a police car = one donut). But in this case it is simply... meaningless and making the text harder to read for no reason? [[Special:Contributions/162.158.233.100|162.158.233.100]] 08:32, 16 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: I get the feeling that Randall alluded to an error of that kind to indicate how Cueball's over-thought 'engineering' process was actually under-/mis-thought as a 'social' one. But perhaps he didn't realise how non-obvious the comic motive was. Because, without the 'failures', it might seem that Cueball is actually being both practical and efficient (until the punchline). And I might suggest it was because he had outdated contact info (fits with the lack-of-recency idea), someone else might imagine it was because they were in another city/country (because he's so indiscriminate in who he contacts), etc. Better to speculate than to edit-war as those who are (differently) confident try to impose their idea on those who don't know what is going on.&lt;br /&gt;
:: Alternately, he (Randall) ''knows'' there's multiple problems he (Cueball) is falling for. In which case those in need of explanation also need to know the range of issues.&lt;br /&gt;
:: In fact, I can think of additional explanations that nobody put there already, and highly tempted to add them (whilst streamlining some wording of the current valid set). But, given your complaints, I'll hold back a bit. No point adding to something that gets completely removed due to a prevailing (or singular, but very definite) counter-opinion. [[Special:Contributions/172.70.85.29|172.70.85.29]] 08:41, 16 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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When changing your strategy from contacting people in alphabetically order to contacting people by most recent you'd end up contacting people in alphabetical order because the lists are identical. You'd need to delete your contact-history first. [[User:Kimmerin|Kimmerin]] ([[User talk:Kimmerin|talk]]) 07:10, 16 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Except you now grant priority to people who *just answered*, or even contact you firsthand [[Special:Contributions/162.158.233.100|162.158.233.100]] 08:32, 16 June 2023 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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