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		<title>1643: Degrees</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{comic&lt;br /&gt;
| number    = 1643&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = February 15, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Degrees&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = degrees.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = &amp;quot;Radians Fahrenheit or radians Celsius?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Uh, sorry, gotta go!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete|First explanation}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Cueball]] is being asked by a friend for the temperature. There are two common ways to give this in the US: in degrees Celsius and degrees Fahrenheit. The former is the {{w |Metric_system|metric system}}, most often not used in America although it is {{w|Metric_Conversion_Act|the preferred system for trade and commerce}}. The latter is the {{w|Imperial_units|Imperial system}}. Cueball weighs up the benefits of both, but is rushed by his friend to give an answer to give the answer in radians, which is a system used to measure &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;angular&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; degrees, not temperature. Thus, this answer is unhelpful.&lt;br /&gt;
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The title text indicates that Cueball's friend still wants to know whether the answer is in radians Fahrenheit or radians Celsius, which, despite being a silly way to express temperature, makes Cueball nervous, and he runs off. The answer Cueball gives is 0.173 radians, which is around 9.912 degrees. This implies Cueball means radians Celsius, since 9.912°C (49.8°F) is a much more likely temperature than 9.912°F (-12.3°C) in the US, where they probably are.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Summary of Reasons===&lt;br /&gt;
{|  class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|   | &amp;lt;b &amp;gt;Reason&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|   | &amp;lt;b &amp;gt;Explanation&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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International Standard&lt;br /&gt;
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Degrees Celsius is the unit in the SI system of units used in most countries today. Using the SI system would allow Cueball to be easily understood in most countries and is by far the most recognized system, but it is not the most commonly used in the United States, his actually location in the comic.&lt;br /&gt;
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Helps Reduce America's Weird Isolationism&lt;br /&gt;
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The United States uses its own set of units, including Degrees Fahrenheit, based on the English Customary System, in contrast to most of the rest of the world which uses the SI system. The US's system of units is therefore considered &amp;quot;weird&amp;quot; as make the US different from most of the world for no real reason, but previous efforts to convert the US to the SI system have failed. Cueball evidently believes that by using SI units he will help to eventually convert the US to the SI system,bringing considerable trade and tourism benefits and reducing confusion when dealing with foreigners.&lt;br /&gt;
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Nice How &amp;quot;Negetive&amp;quot; Means Below Freezing&lt;br /&gt;
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On the Celsius scale, the freeing point of water is 0 degrees C, and any temperature below that is &amp;quot;below&amp;quot; the freezing point. On the Fahrenheit scale, the freezing point is a less intuitive 32 degrees F.&lt;br /&gt;
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Physics major Loyalty&lt;br /&gt;
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Cueball is apparently a physics major, like Randall, and SI units are always used for scientific work, even in the US. By using the Celsius scale in casual conversation he would show his loyalty to the system used by actual physicists. &lt;br /&gt;
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Easier to Spell&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Celsius&amp;quot; is generally considered to be an easier word to spell than &amp;quot;Fahrenheit.&amp;quot; In this case the word is being spoken and the point is not immediately relevant, but part of the joke is that Cueball is overthinking things and worrying about the general use of the word when an answer is needed in this specific case.&lt;br /&gt;
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We lost a Mars probe over this crap&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[Cueball is looking at his phone]&lt;br /&gt;
:Off-screen person: Hey, what's the temperature outside?&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball [thinks]: Should I give it in °F or °C?&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Degrees Celcius&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:* International standard&lt;br /&gt;
:* Helps reduce America's wierd isolationism&lt;br /&gt;
:* Nice how &amp;quot;negative&amp;quot; means below freezing&lt;br /&gt;
:* Physics major loyalty&lt;br /&gt;
:* Easier to spell&lt;br /&gt;
:* We lost a Mars probe over this crap&lt;br /&gt;
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:&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Degrees Fahrenheit&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
:* 0°F to 100°F good match for temperature range in which most humans live&lt;br /&gt;
:* Rounds more usefully (70's, 90's)&lt;br /&gt;
:* Unit-aware computing makes imperial less annoying&lt;br /&gt;
:* SI prefixes are less relevant for temperatures&lt;br /&gt;
:* Fahrenheit is likely more clear in this context&lt;br /&gt;
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:Cueball [thinks]: Crap, gotta pick something. Uhh...&lt;br /&gt;
:Cueball: ...0.173 radians.&lt;br /&gt;
:Off-screen person: I'll just go check myself&lt;br /&gt;
{{comic discussion}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:1465: xkcd Phone 2</title>
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&lt;div&gt;I think the &amp;quot;Waterproof (interior only)&amp;quot; is related to a so-called joke that I first heard from a smart-ass salesman years ago in a camera store when I was considering a certain camera. &amp;quot;Is it waterproof?&amp;quot; I asked. &amp;quot;Oh yes,&amp;quot; he replied, &amp;quot;once water gets into it, it will never come out again!&amp;quot; --[[User:RenniePet|RenniePet]] ([[User talk:RenniePet|talk]]) 08:05, 26 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Can you unify the transcription and description? Since the transcript starts from the top left, while description starts from bottom left. [[User:17jiangz1|17jiangz1]] ([[User talk:17jiangz1|talk]]) 09:43, 26 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I have made http://www.xkcd.ga and http://www.xkcd.tk both forward to http://www.explainxkcd.com. Is this ok?[[User:17jiangz1|17jiangz1]] ([[User talk:17jiangz1|talk]]) 08:47, 26 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The acronym for Stack Overflow is an anagram for the acronym of Operating System. Nothing huge, but still mildly interesting. {{unsigned|Jghgjb}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Could the StackOverflow part also hint at StackSort and http://xkcd.com/1185/ ? [[User:Pinkishu|Pinkishu]] ([[User talk:Pinkishu|talk]]) 14:58, 26 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:No. StackOverflow is a really popular site for programmers and such. It's propbably to be expected that it has been mentioned multiple times here. Also, StackSort (or sorting in general) doesn't make much sense in this context. -- [[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.13|141.101.104.13]] 23:02, 26 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::I think they meant that the OS could be built in a manner similar to the StackSort, taking various snippets of phone-os code and putting them together. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.69|108.162.216.69]] 02:44, 27 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::OK, that might be possible. -- [[Special:Contributions/141.101.104.11|141.101.104.11]] 13:31, 27 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Stackoverflow is named after the error in Java that occurs when the Java virtual machine's stack memory is exceeded. This is generally caused by a serious memory leak or an infinite recursion has occurred. Definitely not an attractive feature in an OS. Also, since Android runs using Java on the Davek virtual machine, it does actually throw stack overflow errors on occasion. -- {{unsigned|Sam}}&lt;br /&gt;
:::Stack overflows have existed in computing from the first stack-based machines, which were invented back before the inventors of Java were probably born! OK, small exaggeration - maybe. First date I can see in this Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stack_machine is 1961. --[[User:RenniePet|RenniePet]] ([[User talk:RenniePet|talk]]) 13:51, 28 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I am thinking the &amp;quot;Fitbit fitness evaluator&amp;quot; is fully meta. That is it is meant to monitor/ asses the digital 'health/fitness' status of your human health/fitness monitoring device. [[User:Iggynelix|Iggynelix]] ([[User talk:Iggynelix|talk]]) 18:10, 26 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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A phone for your other hand®–reads like the phone is capable of being operated by your non-dominant hand, leaving your dominant hand free for–er, other activities... [[User:Laverock|Laverock]] ([[User talk:Laverock|talk]]) 19:02, 26 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Such as using the XKCD Phone model 1, of course! (You do have two ears, as well as two hands, don't you?) --[[User:RenniePet|RenniePet]] ([[User talk:RenniePet|talk]]) 01:27, 27 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Okay Google&amp;quot; is not the name of the virtual assistant, it's the catchphrase that it responds to. Google's version of Siri is called &amp;quot;Google Now.&amp;quot; [[Special:Contributions/188.114.106.29|188.114.106.29]] 08:03, 27 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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;Googleable&lt;br /&gt;
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The iPad is not googleable. No, the other one. No, the other one. --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.231.28|108.162.231.28]] 03:18, 27 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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3D materials could be a reference to 3D printed materials. Sebastian --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.254.152|108.162.254.152]] 12:47, 27 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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'3D Materials' could be meant to indicate that the phone is not made out of graphene. 'Density control' could be hooked up to an air compressor, allowing the phone to slightly control its density by compressing/decompressing ambient air, while 'Volume' controls the speaker (a useful thing to have, when it's always on). 'Auto-Rotating case' might indicate that it has some sort of gyroscope or reaction wheel system to allow it to control its orientation. 'Washable, though only once' might mean it has some sort of expendable water-resistant protection or coating (only on the inside, of course) that is worn off after a single washing. 'Over 350 Pixels Per Screen' only sets a lower limit on pixel count. The actual count may be anywhere from 351 to several billion or more, so it may actually be a selling point, although a poorly advertised one. [[Special:Contributions/199.27.128.117|199.27.128.117]] 08:46, 28 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Also, the 'Ribbed' feature may be a solution to problems caused by the previous hardware's frictionless exterior.[[Special:Contributions/199.27.128.117|199.27.128.117]] 08:52, 28 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Can someone explain or provide a link to an explanation for pokedex in this context. I know what a pokedex is but is this a Randellism for smartphones?--[[User:Sww1235|Sww1235]] ([[User talk:Sww1235|talk]]) 07:03, 29 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Maybe this helps: [[1288]] -- [[Special:Contributions/141.101.105.213|141.101.105.213]] 20:30, 30 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is still missing an explanation for &amp;quot;A phone for your other hand(R)&amp;quot;. Is that a reference to something? (Also, I practically screamed with laughter when I read &amp;quot;OS by StackOverflow&amp;quot;. :) [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.217|173.245.54.217]] 16:24, 30 December 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I believe the ribbed part is an upgrade from the first xkcd phone, which were frictionless {{unsigned ip|141.101.104.101}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Volume and density control&amp;quot; might refer to the phrases from the advertisement of the hair styling products. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.165|108.162.238.165]] 05:26, 3 January 2015 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Googleable&amp;quot; actually is a legitimate feature of a product.  For example, if you have ever worked with the configuration management software &amp;quot;Chef&amp;quot;, you'll know that it's notoriously difficult to Google documentation for it because many of its components and related pieces of software follow a naming convention that usually returns results related to actually cooking food (e.g. &amp;quot;Chef&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;Knife&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;cookbook&amp;quot;, etc.). [[Special:Contributions/199.27.128.197|199.27.128.197]] 16:54, 20 January 2015 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Do not hike in places where wolves exist, or have been reintroduced. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.50.73|173.245.50.73]] 06:37, 1 March 2015 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Edited a bit in the &amp;quot;Cries if lost&amp;quot; section to clarify it a bit, instead of &amp;quot;saying hi when lit&amp;quot; (implying the phone says hi when it's lit on fire) to &amp;quot;saying hi when exposed to light&amp;quot;. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.45|173.245.54.45]] 05:46, 8 February 2016 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>1465: xkcd Phone 2</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;173.245.54.45: Changed a bit in &amp;quot;Cries if lost&amp;quot; section of explanation, from &amp;quot;saying hi when lit&amp;quot; to &amp;quot;saying hi when exposed to light&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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| number    = 1465&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = December 26, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = xkcd Phone 2&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = xkcd_phone_2.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = Washable, though only once.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
This is a followup to [[1363: xkcd Phone]], which debuted the original xkcd phone. It is also the first of two comics with smart phones as the subject in a row. It was followed by [[1466: Phone Checking]] where [[Megan]] holds a smart phone, which she incidentally also does the comic after that: [[1467: Email]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Like xkcd Phone &amp;quot;1&amp;quot;, this comic parodies modern smartphone advertising with a promotional image for a fictional phone. Like the previous xkcd phone, the advertisement features a useless tagline (very few people can use two phones at the same time) and touts a variety of features which are either pointless, misleading, or physically impossible. Clockwise, from the top left, they are:&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''MaxHD: Over 350 pixels per screen''': 350&amp;amp;nbsp;pixels is not very impressive, as each would be about 0.5×0.5&amp;amp;nbsp;cm in size, making the resolution hopelessly blocky. Even if it implies 350&amp;amp;nbsp;pixels along the edge, this is still less than standard definition TV (PAL gives 576&amp;amp;nbsp;lines of horizontal resolution). Likely a reference to HD+, FullHD, QuadHD and other marketing expressions for screen resolutions, by which common users are often confused. In [[732: HDTV]] Randall has observed that HD is not an especially high resolution when compared with smartphone or computer monitors. This one is even worse by far, but MaxHD sounds similar to FullHD, so it could fool some users into thinking that this is equal or better.&lt;br /&gt;
: ''Note:'' A high pixel density display is more than 200&amp;amp;nbsp;pixels per '''''inch''''', not per '''''screen'''''. An example would be the Retina Display in Apple hardware which varies from 218&amp;amp;nbsp;pixels per inch to 401&amp;amp;nbsp;pixels per inch depending on the device.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Always-on Speaker''': An always-on microphone is a genuine feature, allowing voice activated intelligent personal assistant software such as Google's &amp;quot;Google Now&amp;quot;, Apple's &amp;quot;Siri&amp;quot; or Microsoft's &amp;quot;Cortana&amp;quot; to respond without having to be turned on. An always-on speaker would be less useful especially if it implies the phone is always making noise.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Blood Pressure reliever''': This appears to be where a real phone would have its front facing camera. This could imply that it's a sharp part that you can cut yourself on, thus ''relieving'' your blood pressure, or else implying that the other features of the phone are so frustrating that a feature was required to relieve the users' blood pressure. This is likely a play on modern smartphones with built-in heart rate/blood pressure sensors.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Auto-Rotating Case:''' Phones often feature an &amp;quot;auto-rotating screen&amp;quot;, meaning that the display switches between portrait and landscape mode depending on its orientation with respect to gravity. But the case is a physical part of the phone, so making a case that did '''not''' &amp;quot;auto-rotate&amp;quot; with the phone would be the real challenge.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Ribbed:''' A reference to ribbed {{w|condom}}s, which are often advertised as superior to standard ones because the texture can be more physically stimulating to the genitalia. Some other objects can be advertised with the word ribbed as well, but mostly in the context where it allows a firmer grip on the device when wet. Since phones are usually not meant to be used wet, this is a fairly useless feature. May also be a reference to the first phone where the &amp;quot;exterior may be frictionless&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Waterproof (interior only)''': Waterproofing is done to the outside to prevent water from getting in. Exactly what &amp;quot;interior only&amp;quot; means is unclear (the case may be porous, or it may prevent water from ''escaping'') but it's clear that the designers have missed the point.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Googleable''': Another non-feature. Advertising as &amp;quot;-able&amp;quot; is a way for marketing to add features, without really adding features. This may be (for example) a recyclable paper bag, when paper is normally recyclable. Any term may be &amp;quot;Googled&amp;quot;, so being &amp;quot;Googleable&amp;quot; is not an actual feature. Alternatively, while &amp;quot;Googleable&amp;quot; meaning &amp;quot;being able to be Googled&amp;quot; is a non-feature, the related concept of &amp;quot;being able to Google&amp;quot; is a legitimate feature that a phone may advertise, as in having a Google search app built in.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Cheek toucher''': The screen will touch your cheek when making a hand-held phone call. Obviously a redundant/pointless feature to advertise.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Cries if lost:''' Arguably a useful function, as it would help the owner find the cellphone in case it was lost. This is offset by how annoying it would sound if it happened to cry with a human voice. May refer to people's habit of calling their own cellphones to help find it. It also resembles the first xkcd phone's functions of 'Screaming when falling' and 'Saying hi when exposed to light'.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Bug drawer:''' This is most likely the cover for other ports, though it looks like a small drawer, capable of only holding bug-sized items. Possibly a joke on software bugs, which would, being virtual rather than physical, easily fit inside this area. SD cards containing software bugs may also fit in this area. May also be a reference to &amp;quot;Phone may attract/trap insects; this is normal&amp;quot; from the original ''xkcd Phone'' comic.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Coin slot:''' In most phones, this would be the charging port. Payphones have coin slots, not smartphones. It is unclear what use such a feature would have, or if it implies that the phone either cannot be recharged through this slot as usual or if cash payment is somehow required to charge the phone.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Scroll lock:''' A computer key on most keyboards which is practically never used. This feature seems to be placed where a usual cellphone's &amp;quot;home&amp;quot; button is, which would make it very frustrating. Despite [[978|a previous xkcd strip]], the Scroll Lock button was '''''not''''' invented by {{w|Steven Chu}}.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''OS by Stackoverflow®:''' [http://stackoverflow.com/ Stack Overflow] is a very useful and popular question/answer forum for programmers, and many recent software products probably have benefited from advice given there, so Randall may be giving credit where credit really is due. Or it may be a reference to the rampant problem of code reuse, where programmers use the pre-written code on Stack Overflow rather than writing their own, regardless of the fact that the code on Stack Overflow may contain bugs, not be applicable to the programmer's situation, or otherwise cause problems for their specific program. Alternatively, it could be saying that the OS was written by the people on Stack Overflow who go there ''with'' programming issues, implying that the OS was written from code that was posted as not working.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''3D Materials:''' All real materials are three-dimensional, so this feature is not special. May be a reference to [[880: Headache]], in which Cueball claims that &amp;quot;3D stuff&amp;quot; (aka the real world) gives him a headache.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Dog Noticer''': Can be interpreted as either alerting the user to nearby dogs, or alerting nearby dogs of the user. The former is very situational, and the latter is probably a negative.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''FitBit® Fitness Evaluator''': {{w|Fitbit}} make wristbands that measure heart rate, count user steps, and act as an aid to planning an exercise program. This comic is published on Boxing Day (26 December) 2014 and is relevant as Fitbits are a popular Holiday Gift at this time. However, the name &amp;quot;Fitness Evaluator&amp;quot; suggests that the product merely gives an evaluation on the user's fitness, which may mean that in practice it only criticizes the user's weight, diet etc. Another interpretation is that this monitors the fitness ''of'' the user's FitBit, that is, the state of the armband the person is wearing.&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Volume and density control:''' A pun between {{w|volume (disambiguation)|volume}} as in speaker loudness, and {{w|volume}} as in a physical property inversely related to {{w|density}}. Interpreting it as the latter, apparently this feature would allow the user to change the size of the phone (which would indeed be a very useful feature, or a [[1422: My Phone is Dying|very]] {{w|Black hole|worrying}} one), thus changing the volume and the density. It may be able to affect its mass (instead of volume) in some unexplained way. Note that some computer mice indeed have a feature where the user can put weights inside the case to customise the weight and thus actually affect its density. &lt;br /&gt;
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Like the previous xkcd phone comic, the title text continues the list of features:&lt;br /&gt;
*'''Washable, though only once.''':  Nothing prevents the phone from physically being washed, however after the first time doing this the phone will obviously cease to function. A play on phrases &amp;quot;washing machine safe&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;dishwasher safe&amp;quot; in real advertisements.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:[An image of a smartphone, with many labels pointing to it. Clockwise from the top left they read:]&lt;br /&gt;
:MaxHD: Over 350 pixels per screen&lt;br /&gt;
:Always-on speaker&lt;br /&gt;
:Blood pressure reliever&lt;br /&gt;
:Auto-rotating case&lt;br /&gt;
:Ribbed&lt;br /&gt;
:Waterproof (interior only)&lt;br /&gt;
:Googleable&lt;br /&gt;
:Cheek toucher&lt;br /&gt;
:Cries if lost&lt;br /&gt;
:Bug drawer&lt;br /&gt;
:Coin slot&lt;br /&gt;
:Scroll lock&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Talk:1273: Tall Infographics</title>
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&lt;div&gt;I'm not really sure how to transcribe an infographic... Sorry. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Saibot84&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 04:17, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I tried to expand on it a bit, sorry if it's not the best. &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;color:green;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;ollien&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 04:20, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
For anyone wondering if the &amp;quot;FORMAT&amp;quot; frequency graph is self-referential to the entire comic... no, or at least not on actual explicit instances of the letters (certainly nowhere near 26 Ts, and even proportionally the As are vastly the most frequent and Fs the ''actual'' least, the rest almost identical), but I wouldn't put it past Randall having taken into account cummulative font-size, or something like that. [[Special:Contributions/178.98.253.80|178.98.253.80]] 07:23, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:It's by position in the alphabet (F=6, O=15, R=18, M=13, A=1, T=20). [[Special:Contributions/67.183.134.13|67.183.134.13]] 07:38, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Gah, I'm an idiot.  The &amp;quot;26&amp;quot; should have clued me in. [[Special:Contributions/178.98.253.80|178.98.253.80]] 17:20, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
It's a reference to cellphone screen aspect ratios![[Special:Contributions/121.74.169.237|121.74.169.237]] 10:48, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think this comic might be inspired by [http://www.symantec.com/connect/sites/default/files/users/user-2935611/zeroaccess_blog_infographic.png that infographic] which was recently published regarding an attack against a botnet. (At least that was my first association - and I, too, found that graphic a little unsuitable when I saw it in the news) -- [[User:Xorg|Xorg]] ([[User talk:Xorg|talk]]) 12:42, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Search for &amp;quot;infographics&amp;quot; at google images and you will find thousands other examples.--[[User:Dgbrt|Dgbrt]] ([[User talk:Dgbrt|talk]]) 12:50, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I think there is more to the explanation: Big Data mostly will be analyzed statistically, so we will get diverse diagrams and infographics as result. The trend will be an increase in the number of cases where informationen is presented in this way. Sebastian --[[Special:Contributions/178.26.98.211|178.26.98.211]] 14:23, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: Note that Big Data is used nowadays as a ''buzzword'', even if you don't have that much data.  Remember: if your data cannot be processed by Excel, [http://www.chrisstucchio.com/blog/2013/hadoop_hatred.html it isn't big]. --[[User:JakubNarebski|JakubNarebski]] ([[User talk:JakubNarebski|talk]]) 14:47, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::More accurately: Just because your data cannot be processed by Excel, that doesn't make it big.--[[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.21|108.162.216.21]] 13:16, 13 December 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I read the Venn diagram to mean that data would be either clear OR concise, if you took it literally.[[Special:Contributions/75.120.198.118|75.120.198.118]] 08:38, 6 October 2013 (UTC)gonzo&lt;br /&gt;
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:I don't think that's quite right. The Venn diagram is intended to be just as superfluously self evident as the other graphics. The set of all things &amp;quot;Clear&amp;quot; intersects with the set of all things &amp;quot;Concise&amp;quot; in the region &amp;quot;And&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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:: I think you mean &amp;quot;if your data ''can'' be processed by Excel, it isn't big&amp;quot;. [[Special:Contributions/121.74.169.237|121.74.169.237]] 00:07, 5 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: Or maybe &amp;quot;if your data cannot be processed by Excel, it isn't necessarily big.&amp;quot; Because it might really ''be'' big - you wouldn't know. [[Special:Contributions/121.74.169.237|121.74.169.237]] 00:21, 5 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Another take on infographics: http://www.jwz.org/blog/2011/05/how-to-make-a-shitty-infographic/ --[[User:JakubNarebski|JakubNarebski]] ([[User talk:JakubNarebski|talk]]) 15:40, 4 October 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;In the pie chart, the areas represent the proportion of letters in each word.&amp;quot; - this isn't right; the area for &amp;quot;will&amp;quot; is three times the size of the area for &amp;quot;be&amp;quot;. It could be comparing the number of consonants in each word. {{unsigned ip|86.128.6.174}}&lt;br /&gt;
: &amp;quot;will&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;be&amp;quot; are both forms of the verb &amp;quot;to be&amp;quot;. &amp;quot;Be&amp;quot; is therefore merely the infinitive, while &amp;quot;will&amp;quot; is both a conjugated form (3rd person singular) and in the future tense. Therefore &amp;quot;will&amp;quot; has three levels of meaning to &amp;quot;be&amp;quot;'s one... ;) [[Special:Contributions/108.162.229.122|108.162.229.122]] 12:49, 22 August 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Could the part where Megan is saying &amp;quot;Communicated&amp;quot; to Hairy and Hairy responds with an enthusiastic &amp;quot;Yes!&amp;quot; possibly be a reference to some other infographics about preventing sexual assault by making sure to have consent first? I remember seeing a lot of those around my high school and college, so I could just be assuming this based off my surroundings and whatnot. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.45|173.245.54.45]] 07:14, 5 February 2016 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:839: Explorers</title>
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&lt;div&gt;How is that ship flying in the first place? Wouldn't the pieces fall off? '''[[User:Davidy22|&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;{{Color|purple|David}}&amp;lt;font color=green size=3px&amp;gt;y&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=indigo size=4px&amp;gt;²²&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]'''[[User talk:Davidy22|&amp;lt;tt&amp;gt;[talk]&amp;lt;/tt&amp;gt;]] 09:59, 9 March 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Magnetic Chess :-) [[Special:Contributions/121.99.55.58|121.99.55.58]] 03:23, 24 March 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Is the mini board really floating? It looked to me like it was adrift in sea. I think I might make some edits.&lt;br /&gt;
:I think the board is actually rolling on casters. If you look closely you can see a small round circle by each corner. I've edited it a bit. {{unsigned ip|199.27.128.63}}&lt;br /&gt;
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This comic actually has a common error by non-chess players using chess positions: a1, and by extension a3 and c3, are &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;dark&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; squares. h1 is supposed to be the light-squared corner. [[Special:Contributions/18.215.1.155|18.215.1.155]] 06:50, 4 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Unless, of course, the positions are relative to their small board, where al corners are white and hence numbering has to start on a white square [[Special:Contributions/108.162.212.218|108.162.212.218]] 17:41, 16 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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It looks like there are wheels in the corners. [[Special:Contributions/209.104.241.66|209.104.241.66]] 16:25, 22 May 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The loose 3x3 board is from a Classic Star Trek 3-D chess set. The little pegs on the corners are used to secure the board in different places around the game. [[Special:Contributions/74.98.181.175|74.98.181.175]] 02:03, 11 August 2013 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: No, it's not. The Star Trek 3D chess consists of 3 stationary 4x4's and 4 mobile 2x2's. --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.254.183|108.162.254.183]] 02:25, 22 March 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Make of it what you will, but I just realized that the robber in Catan looks a lot like a black bishop....[[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.45|173.245.54.45]] 14:27, 3 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:1363: xkcd Phone</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Where can i get one of these? :D [[User:UniTrader|UniTrader]] ([[User talk:UniTrader|talk]]) 04:11, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm pretty sure the &amp;quot;scream when falling&amp;quot; thing and the &amp;quot;flightaware&amp;quot; stuff can be done somehow with Tasker. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.103.206|141.101.103.206]] 04:23, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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;Designer?&lt;br /&gt;
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I suspect it was either Black Hat or Beret Guy, but I'm not sure which. A collaboration? [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.45|173.245.54.45]] 04:47, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This sounds like something straight out of aperture. {{unsigned ip|108.162.221.55}}&lt;br /&gt;
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;Simulates alternate speeds of light&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, useless as a feature on all the time; but it would be a cool app. [[User:Markhurd|Mark Hurd]] ([[User talk:Markhurd|talk]]) 05:57, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Absolutely. Where can I get an app like that?[[Special:Contributions/108.162.225.157|108.162.225.157]] 06:22, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Changed the speed of light to 2.99x10^8'''&lt;br /&gt;
:You guys should probably clarify that the relativisic affects actually depend on how long your trip is or how long you wait to sync your phone.  For relativity to be observable on a 12 hour trip, Minimum speed for a phone would have to be 300 m/s or 3000 m/s for the clock to measure even a microsecond/millisecond difference in time. This is well known thanks to the certain  [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_dilation#Velocity_and_gravitational_time_dilation_combined-effect_tests time dilation experiments with planes]. Your GPS chip helps account for an error of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Error_analysis_for_the_Global_Positioning_System#Relativity 7 to 47 microseconds per day]. My point is in terms of time dilation, relativity mattering depends on how long a trip or waiting for synchronization is. By synching, I literally mean with the atomic time clock or with a GPS satellite. The synchronization of your phone with satellites is actually a couple of hundred microseconds, so normally even a light changing clock might not have as noticable changes as you might think. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.225|108.162.238.225]] 13:49, 2 May 2014 (UTC) --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.225|108.162.238.225]] 13:49, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah sorry forgot to login. does anyone know how to do the indices formatting other than eg 2.99x10(littlex) rather then 2.99x10^x? [[User:Jonv4n|Jonv4n]] ([[User talk:Jonv4n|talk]]) 06:29, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Whas&amp;lt;sup&amp;gt;sup&amp;lt;/sup&amp;gt;? [[Special:Contributions/141.101.89.220|141.101.89.220]] 07:43, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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About the attracting insects ... I would expect this to be normal feature in night. Trapping, however ... -- [[User:Hkmaly|Hkmaly]] ([[User talk:Hkmaly|talk]]) 09:08, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: There are other indications that the phone is at least partly biological, this being the strongest evidence of that. Insects could be the power source for the biological part(s). [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.45|173.245.54.45]] 14:07, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Could the Siri bit be a reference to Portal?  When I first read it, I remembered this GLaDOS quote: &amp;quot;Your Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and in fact cannot speak. If your Weighted Companion Cube does speak, please disregard its advice.&amp;quot;  Could be completely wrong; just a thought.  [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.51|173.245.54.51]] 10:09, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Perhaps Siri is beling likened to the &amp;quot;ATMOS&amp;quot; device in the Doctor Who episode &amp;quot;The Sontaran Stratagem&amp;quot; [[User:Esp666|Esp666]] ([[User talk:Esp666|talk]]) 11:20, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Lamest. Comic. Ever. And I'm not just saying that because he doesn't mention the Ubuntu Touch OS. ''– [[User:Tbc|tbc]] ([[User talk:Tbc|talk]]) 12:22, 2 May 2014 (UTC)''&lt;br /&gt;
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Car telephones and the first cellphones were rather expensive, at least in Germany fake &amp;quot;realistic cases&amp;quot; were sold without any working electronics in it. Usage was to impress silly friends.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Screaming when in free fall: my first Android app!'''&lt;br /&gt;
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I love the bit about screaming when in free fall: that was the first Android app I hacked together back in 2009 (based on the tricorder app).  [[User:Nealmcb|Nealmcb]] ([[User talk:Nealmcb|talk]]) 13:49, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Where can i get one of these? :D [[User:UniTrader|UniTrader]] ([[User talk:UniTrader|talk]]) 04:11, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm pretty sure the &amp;quot;scream when falling&amp;quot; thing and the &amp;quot;flightaware&amp;quot; stuff can be done somehow with Tasker. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.103.206|141.101.103.206]] 04:23, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I suspect it was either Black Hat or Beret Guy, but I'm not sure which. A collaboration? [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.45|173.245.54.45]] 04:47, 2 May 2014 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:1357: Free Speech</title>
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&lt;div&gt;It would be nice to mention how this applies only to the Federal government; discussions of how it is enforced on the states may be beyond the scope of this wiki.  In addition, it might be amusing to note that freedom of association and other freedoms specified in the Bill of Rights have the same scope.  That is, there are very few enumerated powers given to the Federal government, the Bill of Rights specifies some limitations on the Congress - but in general, the restriction on Congress was to the enumerated powers, a concept that made the Bill of Rights redundant - and the Bill of Rights does not apply (as written) to anyone but the Federal government. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.40|173.245.54.40]] 20:08, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: The First Amendment also applies to the various State governments (including their subsidiaries, such as local governments) through the {{w|Incorporation Doctrine}}, which is based on the Fourteenth Amendment (which is about the States).  To be sure, the text of the Fourteenth Amendment doesn't spell out this doctrine, so the whole thing is a bit of a stretch, but it's how the courts interpret it now.  This (along with the courts' broad interpretation of the enumerated powers) makes the Bill of Rights far from redundant (and I for one am happy to have it applied as broadly as possible).  —[[User:TobyBartels|TobyBartels]] ([[User talk:TobyBartels|talk]]) 23:55, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I've clarified the sentence about the Constitution being a legal document. Legal documents are not necessarily limited to government activity (for example, an apartment lease is a legal document but says nothing about what the government can or cannot do). I added the phrase &amp;quot;that defines the structure and powers of the government&amp;quot; to the end of the sentence. [[User:Elsbree|Elsbree]] ([[User talk:Elsbree|talk]]) 04:55, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Another recent event (within the past couple of weeks) was a campaign against Stephen Colbert for an out-of-context quote taken from a bit on his show.  It was hash-tagged under &amp;quot;CancelColbert&amp;quot;.  Interestingly, people from Fox News that had supported the Duck Dynasty guy were completely against Colbert.  [[Special:Contributions/108.162.237.218|108.162.237.218]] 05:09, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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That door in the last frame is a backdoor to fascism. --[[User:Mus|Mus]] ([[User talk:Mus|talk]]) 06:27, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: Are you [http://gawker.com/5951080/vp-debate-attendee-tells-chris-matthews-obama-is-a-communist-but-cant-explain-what-a-communist-is related to this woman?] LOL. &lt;br /&gt;
: Nevertheless, I agree the comic would be stronger and more accurate if it didn't have that last panel. Disagreeing with someone's speech doesn't mean you get to throw them out. Places of public accommodation, such as most businesses, are required to be non-discriminatory. - [[User:Frankie|Frankie]] ([[User talk:Frankie|talk]]) 11:59, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Reading-comprehension fail. Read the '''entire''' bottom row; it is a complete sentence. Removing the last clause negates the first. &amp;amp;mdash; [[User:Fluffy Buzzard|Fluffy Buzzard]] ([[User talk:Fluffy Buzzard|talk]]) 14:38, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Businesses are allowed to throw people out for almost any reason.  The non-discriminatory clause has nothing to do with what people say, and isn't even tangential to the First Amendment.  And yes.  Disagreeing with someone in your domain &amp;lt;i&amp;gt;does&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt; mean you get to throw them out.  In fact, you can throw them out if you do agree with them.  Or don't know them.  Or if they're your brother.  [[Special:Contributions/108.162.237.218|108.162.237.218]] 21:25, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Can someone add something saying that other countries also have similar laws on free speech? I would do it myself, but I'm new to editing the wiki and I wouldn't know how to word it. [[User:Cheeselord99|Cheeselord99]] ([[User talk:Cheeselord99|talk]]) 07:19, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I would if there was some sort of summary of them available. Though there's the {{w|Universal Declaration of Human Rights}} from the UN, I don't think it specifically requires any entity (such as a government body) to do (or not do) anything, just like I understand most anything U.N. related to be. I believe it's a guide/declaration/definition/resolution/statement of belief, and it would then be up to any soverienty to actually enforce or comply with it. [[User:Brettpeirce|Brettpeirce]] ([[User talk:Brettpeirce|talk]]) 12:08, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This is going to be one of those XKCDs everyone is linking to, to make a point.[[User:Jkrstrt|Jkrstrt]] ([[User talk:Jkrstrt|talk]]) 08:27, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Though, I will say, I'm a bit concerned that the point people may be making is that &amp;quot;Argumentum ad Populum&amp;quot; is totally legit, as there is a suggestion one could infer that if a bunch of people are mad at you for something you say you deserve to be shown the door.  And I'm not sure that's the intended message, and even if it is, I'm not sure it's a good one.  Speaking an uncomfortable or undesired truth to a community (Which will almost certainly anger them, and make them think you're an asshole, let's say) doesn't mean the door is an appropriate response.  On the other hand, when speaking such truths, one probably has a better justification than &amp;quot;Because Free Speech,&amp;quot; just hopefully the disgruntled masses will actually listen to it.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.46|108.162.216.46]] 10:49, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
: That's the point, if your only defense is &amp;quot;Free Speech&amp;quot; - you should be shown the door. --[[User:Jeff|&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;orange&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Jeff&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;]] ([[User talk:Jeff|talk]]) 15:05, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Both Jeff and 108.162.216.46 are accurate. 108.162.216.46's example of an uncomfortable or undesired truth causing anger is possible. It's up the the messenger to make sure that they frame the point properly and use appropriate supporting materials to justify their claims. A messenger with bad news won't say &amp;quot;free speech,&amp;quot; they will say &amp;quot;this is the evidence&amp;quot; if they want to avoid being shown the door. {{unsigned ip|173.245.55.85}}&lt;br /&gt;
: The issue, of course, is that a lot of people aren't willing to listen to evidence when told things they don't want to hear.  Say, I dunno, if you're hanging out on a particularly conservative forum where people are taking turns bashing &amp;quot;Obamacare,&amp;quot; even if you have a perfectly rational, backed up by numbers, etc. reason to say it may not be all bad, or may even be good, there's a decent chance that you could get shown the door simply because that's an unpopular opinion no matter how good your reasons are.  And it's the sort of person who wants to punish someone simply for saying something unpopular on a forum, simply because it's unpopular (Or, in the case of some admins/mods, something they just don't personally like), who I'm concerned about using this comic as rhetorical backup.  For the message of this comic to work, the community/etc. has to be willing to listen to rational evidence and they frequently aren't. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.46|108.162.216.46]] 22:55, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Just happened to see this today, thought it was relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJMqYcRgf-A&amp;amp;t=51s [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.60|173.245.54.60]] 16:56, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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This comic has it &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;completely&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; backwards!  There are people who say &amp;quot;You're violating the First Amendment.&amp;quot; when they're being censored by somebody who's not the government; they are mistaken, and this comic would be absolutely correct if it were addressing them.  But it's not.  In fact, it doesn't talk about the First Amendment (or similar provisions in other constitutions or other laws) at all; it talks only about freedom of speech.  [ETA April 19:  Whoops, that's wrong!  The first panel has it backwards, but the third panel is perfectly correct.  So my complaint is that the comic ''conflates'' freedom of speech and the First Amendment, not that it addresses ''only'' freedom of speech.]  And if you're being censored on Facebook, or in the privately-owned shopping mall, or wherever, then yes, your freedom of speech is being violated.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's not illegal, and it may not even be wrong (why should my blog have to display your speech, after all?), but it's still a limitation on your freedom to speak.  And if you want to argue that Facebook or the shopping mall (or even my blog) should not do that, then that's a perfectly legitimate position to take.  As long as you say nothing about the First Amendment or the like, but instead complain about freedom of speech, then my only response (if I want to respond) is to explain why you shouldn't have free speech on that forum, not some irrelevant blather about the government.  —[[User:TobyBartels|TobyBartels]] ([[User talk:TobyBartels|talk]]) 23:41, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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: The comic does not address the concept of free speech itself; it addresses the *right* to free speech. Sure, your speech might be restricted on certain forums or in certain communities, but you generally have no actual *right* to free speech there. It's simply that the forum or community does not want to support your ideas. --[[User:V2Blast|V2Blast]] ([[User talk:V2Blast|talk]]) 02:37, 19 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: Who decides whether that is a right or not? {{unsigned ip|108.162.217.47}}&lt;br /&gt;
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:: Rights aren't just for governments.  Any entity can grant you rights and then uphold or violate them.  (Facebook actually calls its terms of service a &amp;quot;Statement of Rights and Responsibilities&amp;quot;, which it is, even though it's primarily their rights and our responsibilities.)  So one might argue that Facebook (as a public forum intended for everybody and everything) ought to grant freedom of speech (which it kind of does, with a few exceptions, but only implicitly), while a personal blog should not (and then there are also forums that should maybe grant freedom of on-topic speech or something like that).  People also consider natural rights (which is how the Declaration of Independence treats them, although free speech is not on its list), but personally I think that it's clearer to discuss what rights ''should'' be rather than what natural rights ''are''.  So if somebody claims that FB (eg) is violating their right to free speech, then at best you have them on a technicality (because that is not a natural right and also not a right explicitly granted by FB), but their real point is that FB is violating their freedom of speech (which FB sometimes really does, including in ways that its terms of service does not authorize, hence various complaints from time to time like [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/18/breastfeeding-photos-facebook-respect-the-breast_n_1285264.html this one]).  —[[User:TobyBartels|TobyBartels]] ([[User talk:TobyBartels|talk]]) 17:30, 19 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I see 2 ironies:&lt;br /&gt;
1. Those from the BGLT+ side tend to use the 'Free Speech' argument, too.&lt;br /&gt;
2. This was posted in Good Friday.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Greyson|Greyson]] ([[User talk:Greyson|talk]]) 23:52, 18 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:: On the first irony, I think this article rather misrepresents the uproar around the Duck Dynasty incident (which is mentioned in the article explanation). It wasn't just that people felt the guy's rights were violated (the merits of which argument I am not commenting on), but that A&amp;amp;E essentially ambushed him after he gave an opinion, in an interview, that no one should expect he didn't have. It's essentially the same issue with the Chik-fil-a incident, where people became extremely angry over an open Christian donating money to anti-gay groups, even though he was doing so for several years previously. It's not just the first amendment rights, it's that A&amp;amp;E, a company who is so prideful about being open minded and tolerant with the BGLT community, would drop the hammer so hard on someone who was already well-known for having opposite opinions. The point is, while A&amp;amp;E does technically have the right to show the Duck Dynasty guy the door, they cannot seriously do so without seriously undermining their own reasons for firing him. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.45|173.245.54.45]] 18:49, 19 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I've had the situation where I express disagreement with someone and they accuse me of violating their right of free speech. A possible response to this, which I wouldn't actually use, is &amp;quot;I absolutely defend your First Amendment right to behave like a jerk.&amp;quot; [[User:Mark314159|Mark314159]] ([[User talk:Mark314159|talk]]) 15:14, 19 April 2014 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>1126: Epsilon and Zeta</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;173.245.54.45: /* Transcript */ Inserted links to Zeta advisories at NHC&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{comic&lt;br /&gt;
| number    = 1126&lt;br /&gt;
| date      = October 26, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| title     = Epsilon and Zeta&lt;br /&gt;
| image     = epsilon and zeta.png&lt;br /&gt;
| titletext = The average error in the NHC forecasted position of a hurricane three days in the future has shrunk to a third of what it was in 1990--a staggering accomplishment. However, as you may have gathered, forecasts of future storm *strength* have proved more difficult to improve.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Explanation==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete|Incomplete because no proper explain is given. The links have to be removed from the transcript and should belong to the explain.}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Randall]] is imagining the situation in the National Hurricane Center towards the end of 2005 (and the 2005 hurricane season).  The monospaced text in most of the panels is material taken from actual NHC reports [http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.026.shtml][http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.027.shtml][http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.028.shtml] from that season.  The commentary has been edited to fit the comic's format, but it's otherwise faithful to the actual reports.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.030.shtml last report of the 2005 season] was issued on January 6, 2006.&lt;br /&gt;
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A full analysis of the 2005 hurricane season can be found [http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/general/lib/lib1/nhclib/mwreviews/2005.pdf here].&lt;br /&gt;
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Randall [[453|has discussed]] the seemingly erratic nature of hurricanes before. This may, however, have been a response to the recent {{w|Hurricane Sandy}}.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcript==&lt;br /&gt;
:Narrator: The 2005 Atlantic hurricane season saw devastating storms like Katrina and Rita.  But less well-remembered is just how ''strange'' the season got toward the end.  The forecasters at the National Hurricane Center are the best of the best.  Their predictions are masterpieces of professional analysis.  But in November 2005, out in the center of the Atlantic -- far from any land -- the atmosphere stopped making sense.  And the forecasters -- who'd expected the season to be long over by now -- started to get a little ... unhinged.  This is their story, as seen through the actual 2005 NHC advisories:&lt;br /&gt;
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:Report: [http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.001.shtml? Tuesday, November 29th, 2005:] Tropical storm Epsilon... The 26th named storm of apparently never ending 2005 Atlantic hurricane season.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.007.shtml? 10 PM Wed:] The window of opportunity for strengthening should close in 12-24 hr.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.010.shtml? 4 PM Thu:] Slow but steady weakening is expected to begin in 12-24 hours.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.012.shtml? 4  AM Fri:] Epsilon does not appear weaker.&lt;br /&gt;
:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.013.shtml? 10 AM Fri:] Epsilon has been upgraded to a 65-kt hurricane.&lt;br /&gt;
:[Forcaster 2: ??]&lt;br /&gt;
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:Report: [http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.018.shtml? 4 PM Sat:] Epsilon has continued to strengthen against all odds ... [but] can not maintain the current intensity much longer since the environment is becoming increasingly unfavorable.&lt;br /&gt;
:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.019.shtml? 10 PM Sat:] Epsilon might or might not still be a hurricane ... but in any case it likely will not be one on Sunday.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.020.shtml? 4 AM Sun:] Epsilon is downgraded to a tropical storm.&lt;br /&gt;
:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.021.shtml? 10 AM Sun:] Morning satellite images indicate that Epsilon has restrengthened.&lt;br /&gt;
:There are no clear reasons ... and I am not going to make one up ... to explain the recent strengthening of Epsilon and I am just describing the facts.&lt;br /&gt;
:However ... I still have to make an intensity forecast and the best bet at this time is to predict weakening ... Epsilon will likely become a remnant low.&lt;br /&gt;
:I heard that before about Epsilon ... haven't you?&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.026.shtml? 4 PM Mon:] The cloud pattern continues to be a remarkably well-organized for a hurricane at such high latitude in December.&lt;br /&gt;
:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.027.shtml? 10 PM Mon:] We have said this before ... but Epsilon really does not appear as strong this evening as it did this afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.028.shtml? 4 AM Tue:] I have run out of things to say.&lt;br /&gt;
:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.032.shtml? 10 PM Tue:] The end is in sight. It really really is. But in the meantime ... Epsilon continues to maintain hurricane status.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.031.shtml? 4 AM Wed:] The end is in sight ... yes ... but not quite yet. I thought I was going to find a weakening system and instead I found that Epsilon is still a hurricane.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al292005.discus.037.shtml? 10 AM Thu:] Convection has vanished and Epsilon is now a tight swirl of low clouds.&lt;br /&gt;
:I hope this is the end of the long lasting 2005 hurricane season.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Narrator: Nope.&lt;br /&gt;
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:ENTER TROPICAL STORM ZETA&lt;br /&gt;
:Report: [http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.001.shtml? Friday, December 30th, 2005:] An elongated area of low pressure ... which had its origins in an old frontal trough ... began developing organized convection overnight. Advisories are initiated on the 27th tropical storm of 2005.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Narrator: ANY NEW STORMS WOULD BE IN THE 2006 SEASON&lt;br /&gt;
:Report: [http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.002.shtml? 4 PM Fri:] Although the atmosphere seems to want to develop tropical storms ad nauseam ... the calendar will shortly put an end to the use of the Greek alphabet to name them.&lt;br /&gt;
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:Narrator: BUT 2005's WOULDN'T END UNTIL ZETA DID.&lt;br /&gt;
:Report: [http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.007.shtml? 10 PM Sat:] Zeta appeared on the verge of losing all of its deep convection a few hours ago... but since about 21z the convection has been on somewhat of an increase again.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.011.shtml? 10 PM Sun:] This is like Epsilon all over again. most of the conventional guidance suggested that Zeta should have been dissipated by now...well it is not indeed...and Zeta is pretty much alive at this time. ... I have no choice but to forecast weakening again and again.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.014.shtml? 4 AM Mon:] By 24-36 hours... a significant increase in westerly winds... should act to shear away most of the associated convection... and finally bring the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season to a merciful ending.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.014.shtml? 4 PM Mon:] It is hard to conceive that a tropical cyclone will be able to survive for very long in such a hostile environment.  Therefore I have not backed off on the forecast of weakening.  (of course...Zeta may have other ideas.)&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.015.shtml? 10 PM Mon:] Zeta is stronger than yesterday.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.021.shtml? 10 AM Wed:] As you can see...I ran out of things to say.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.024.shtml? 4 AM Thu:] Satellite intensity estimates have decreased ... Zeta is downgraded to a 30 kt tropical depression.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.025.shtml? 10 AM Thu:] Shortly after the previous advisory had been issued ... regretfully...the intensity increased to 35 kt and Zeta is a tropical storm once again.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.027.shtml? 10 PM Thu:] Although it seems as if Zeta will never die...the forecast continues to show weakening.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2005/dis/al302005.discus.030.shtml? 4 PM, Friday, January 6, 2006:] Zeta no longer meets the criteria of a tropical cyclone... which means that both it and the 2005 Atlantic hurricane season have ended. ... this is the National Hurricane Center signing off for 2005.&lt;br /&gt;
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:[Forecaster 2 leaves]&lt;br /&gt;
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:Forecaster 1: Actually, Zeta's cloud pattern is...&lt;br /&gt;
:Forecaster 2 (offscreen): '''''NO.'''''&lt;br /&gt;
:Forecaster 1: Ok.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{comic discussion}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Hurricanes]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:1311: 2014</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Just a note that the PNG file for this comic is (or was initially) actually a TIFF file with a PNG extension. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.236.19|108.162.236.19]] 05:37, 1 January 2014 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
   And now it's fixed. [[Special:Contributions/173.245.54.45|173.245.54.45]] 06:07, 1 January 2014 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Talk:339: Classic</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;173.245.54.45: Created page with &amp;quot;Looks very much like a turntable and speaker to me.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Looks very much like a turntable and speaker to me.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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