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==Transcript==<br />
[[Two couples meet.]]<br />
Woman #2: I thought your android girlfriend was cool so I got myself an android boyfriend.<br />
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Woman #2: He's really great. I like how --<br />
Woman #2: Uh.<br />
[[Woman #1, the android girlfriend, rushes over to Man #2, the android boyfriend.]]<br />
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<<Zip>><br />
Voice: Mmmmm...<br />
[[Man #1 and Woman #2 look at something which is off the panel.]]<br />
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Man #1: ... Huh.<br />
Woman #2: It's like somebody stuck a vibrator in a fleshlight.<br />
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<<Whirrr><br />
Voice: Mmmm<br />
<<Click>><br />
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