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3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-12T07:18:38Z

Cynthia7979:

{{incomplete|Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
* We are still missing quite a few notifications.
* Need more explanations.
* Notifications that are confirmed to be related to image changes should have the image in its explanation.
* Someone needs to put the [[#Unsorted]] notifications into groups, and then put them into separate tables to make it easier to navigate.}}

This page collects all push notifications generated by [[3074: Push Notifications]].

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===Unsorted===

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{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation

|-
|Congratulations!
|You've activated desktop notifications.
|This notification shows up right after the user allows push notifications to be sent from xkcd.com.
|-
|xkcd notification system success
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification.
|-
|xkcd notification system test
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. It is guaranteed at the time of this notification being sent that there is at least one cat on screen.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Upon clicking any of the 7 cats, the cat will disappear and the user will receive one of these notifications.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.
|If the user didn't interact with any of the "choose your location" notifications, this notification will eventually show up.
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for <code>(City)</code>
|After selecting a location, the user will receive this notification with <code>(City)</code> substituted with the city they chose.

If the user had waited until Mt. Washington was automatically selected as a fallback option, <code>(City)</code> will be substituted with MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE, in all caps. This pattern follows for the other notifications that reference the chosen <code>(City)</code> name.

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094
|Depending on the city you picked (see the "choose your location" notifications), the website will periodically send notifications containing {{w|METAR}} data. The weather station producing these data (the first 4 letters) is chosen depending on which city the user has selected.

Weather station codes selected for each city:
*Albany: <code>KALB</code>
*Atlanta: <code>KATL</code>
*Boise:
*Boston:
*New York City:
*Saint Louis:
*Anchorage:
*Idaho Falls:
*Newport News, VA:
*Fargo: <code>KFAR</code>
*MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE: <code>KMWN</code>

You can view historical METAR and {{w|TAF}} data of any station [https://aviationweather.gov/data/metar/? here].

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos!

Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!
|Clicking this notification redirects the user to [https://www.youtube.com/@xkcd_whatif xkcd's What If?] YouTube channel.

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications
|This notification is likely the result of a random other user clicking the "Silence Notifications at a Cost" button. According to the button's description, pressing it will temporarily pause notifications, but two other users will get this message instead.

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|This notification is a play on the concept of {{w|golden ratio}}, a popular and well-studied mathematical constant. (1+SQRT(5))/2 is the exact value of the golden ratio.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ratio{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|There seems to be two versions of this notification, one with a "typo" (ration) and one without.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|This is a reference to the {{w|Leap second#Procedure|standard Leap Second procedure}}.
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd
|rpd stands for "revolutions per day", a unit for how fast something is spinning. A day can be defined as the length of time it takes for the Earth to complete one full revolution. Thus, saying that the Earth spins at 1 rpd is a circular definition.

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|rowspan="31"|Each click triggers another notification with the click count incremented. At each identified click count, the source changes to the corresponding text and remains there until the next threshold is reached, except for the "Super-special offer!" notifications. Clicking on a "super-special offer!" notification resets the click count to zero, but the click count will now increment at double the previous rate.
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of <code>(N)</code> clicks!
|Appears if you have a click count above zero but have stopped the chain of clicks. <code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click. The source is whichever one is appropriate for your current click count.

|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Too many errors
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough errors
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: It's too quiet.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Boop.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server r the client
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server or the client
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Kernel Panic: Kernel can't remember what number comes after 38
|A {{w|kernel panic}} indicates an unrecoverable error in the {{w|operating system}}. Here, the kernel is described to "not remember" the sequence of numbers, a skill that is fundamental for machines. One can argue that failing to compute as a computer is a valid reason for a system-wide failure.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough extensions installed
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I received your request but decided to ignore you.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ welcome datacomp
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 40¾: HTTP error table corrupted.
|The error code "40¾" is displayed with {{w|Zalgo text}} for corrupted effect. Clicking on this notification sets the comic to the following image, where [[Cueball]] is seen shielding himself from a tentacle that has reached out from his laptop screen.[[File:3074_tentacles.png|frameless|150px]]
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 418: I'm a teapot.
|A reference to the {{w|Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol}}.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Your computer has encountered an error.
|Clicking on this notification will change the comic to the pane where the laptop is on fire.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ The website has encountered an error.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Gravity malfunction.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to one where Cueball, the desk, and the laptop are floating in the air.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Website is dangerously overloaded. Click to empty computer ballast tanks.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to a flooded one.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Computer size limiter has encountered a problem. Click to deactivate it.
|Clicking this notification will make [[Cueball]]'s laptop larger.

|-
|Comment and Subscribe
|Leave your thoughts in the comments below!
|Clicking this takes you to a seemingly random Wikipedia talk page.

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|Carriage Return Line Feed
|The next station is Putney Bridge. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
|rowspan="3"|
|-
|Carriage Return Line Feed
|The next station is Barbican. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
|-
|Carriage Return Line Feed
|The next station is Fairlop. Please mind the gap

|-
|Current time
|The current time is five o'clock
|

|-
|xkcd.com
|This site has been updated in the background.
|

|-
|Word game
|Click here to enter a Notification Word
|-
|Word game
|Your word has been set to <code>(word)</code>. This selection is permanent and can never be modified.
|-
|Word game
|Someone else has selected the word <code>(word)</code>!
|
|}

===Zoom Notifications===
Each "Zoom Notification" contains a pair of integers. The integers can be interpreted as {{w|Cartesian coordinate system|x and y coordinates}} and plotted on a graph, which results in a figure that looks like a turtle.

[[File:zoom_turtle.png|thumb|400px|The turtle that appears when graphing the coordinates from the zoom notifications.]]

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Source
!Notification

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|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(62,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(30,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(42,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(63,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(63,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(71,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(71,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(14,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(7,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(69,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(69,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(77,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(67,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (7,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,28)
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[[Category:Comic subpages]]

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-12T07:15:13Z

Cynthia7979:

{{incomplete|Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
* We are still missing quite a few notifications.
* Need more explanations.
* Notifications that are confirmed to be related to image changes should have the image in its explanation.
* Someone needs to put the [[#Unsorted]] notifications into groups, and then put them into separate tables to make it easier to navigate.}}

This page collects all push notifications generated by [[3074: Push Notifications]].

__FORCETOC__

===Unsorted===

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation

|-
|Congratulations!
|You've activated desktop notifications.
|This notification shows up right after the user allows push notifications to be sent from xkcd.com.
|-
|xkcd notification system success
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification.
|-
|xkcd notification system test
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. It is guaranteed at the time of this notification being sent that there is at least one cat on screen.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Upon clicking any of the 7 cats, the cat will disappear and the user will receive one of these notifications.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.
|If the user didn't interact with any of the "choose your location" notifications, this notification will eventually show up.
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for <code>(City)</code>
|After selecting a location, the user will receive this notification with <code>(City)</code> substituted with the city they chose.

If the user had waited until Mt. Washington was automatically selected as a fallback option, <code>(City)</code> will be substituted with MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE, in all caps. This pattern follows for the other notifications that reference the chosen <code>(City)</code> name.

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094
|Depending on the city you picked (see the "choose your location" notifications), the website will periodically send notifications containing {{w|METAR}} data. The weather station producing these data (the first 4 letters) is chosen depending on which city the user has selected.

Weather station codes selected for each city:
*Albany: <code>KALB</code>
*Atlanta: <code>KATL</code>
*Boise:
*Boston:
*New York City:
*Saint Louis:
*Anchorage:
*Idaho Falls:
*Newport News, VA:
*Fargo: <code>KFAR</code>
*MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE: <code>KMWN</code>

You can view historical METAR and {{w|TAF}} data of any station [https://aviationweather.gov/data/metar/? here].

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos!

Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!
|Clicking this notification redirects the user to [https://www.youtube.com/@xkcd_whatif xkcd's What If?] YouTube channel.

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications
|This notification is likely the result of a random other user clicking the "Silence Notifications at a Cost" button. According to the button's description, pressing it will temporarily pause notifications, but two other users will get this message instead.

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|This notification is a play on the concept of {{w|golden ratio}}, a popular and well-studied mathematical constant. (1+SQRT(5))/2 is the exact value of the golden ratio.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ratio{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|There seems to be two versions of this notification, one with a "typo" (ration) and one without.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
|-
|Constant Reminders
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|Constant Reminders
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|Constant Reminders
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|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
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|Hey you're pretty good at this...
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|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
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|Are you sure you want to keep going?
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|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
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|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
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|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
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|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
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|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
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|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
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|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
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|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
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|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

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|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of <code>(N)</code> clicks!
|Appears if you have a click count above zero but have stopped the chain of clicks. <code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click. The source is whichever one is appropriate for your current click count.

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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Too many errors
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|⚠️ Error: Not enough errors
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|⚠️ Error: It's too quiet.
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|Erroneous Alert
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|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server or the client
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|Erroneous Alert
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|A {{w|kernel panic}} indicates an unrecoverable error in the {{w|operating system}}. Here, the kernel is described to "not remember" the sequence of numbers, a skill that is fundamental for machines. One can argue that failing to compute as a computer is a valid reason for a system-wide failure.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough extensions installed
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I received your request but decided to ignore you.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ welcome datacomp
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 40¾: HTTP error table corrupted.
|The error code "40¾" is displayed with {{w|Zalgo text}} for corrupted effect. Clicking on this notification sets the comic to the following image, where [[Cueball]] is seen shielding himself from a tentacle that has reached out from his laptop screen.[[File:3074_tentacles.png|frameless|150px]]
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 418: I'm a teapot.
|A reference to the {{w|Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol}}.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Your computer has encountered an error.
|Clicking on this notification will change the comic to the pane where the laptop is on fire.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ The website has encountered an error.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Gravity malfunction.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to one where Cueball, the desk, and the laptop are floating in the air.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Website is dangerously overloaded. Click to empty computer ballast tanks.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to a flooded one.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Computer size limiter has encountered a problem. Click to deactivate it.
|Clicking this notification will make [[Cueball]]'s laptop larger.

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===Zoom Notifications===
Each "Zoom Notification" contains a pair of integers. The integers can be interpreted as {{w|Cartesian coordinate system|x and y coordinates}} and plotted on a graph, which results in a figure that looks like a turtle.

[[File:zoom_turtle.png|thumb|400px|The turtle that appears when graphing the coordinates from the zoom notifications.]]

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Source
!Notification

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|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(62,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(30,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(42,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(63,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(63,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(71,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(71,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(33,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(14,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,23)
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|(21,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(7,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(69,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(69,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(77,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(67,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (7,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(31,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,8)
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|(31,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,18)
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|(66,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,12)
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|(53,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,2)
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|(68,20)
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|(20,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(8,19)
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|(23,23)
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|(41,8)
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|(19,15)
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|(64,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(6,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(76,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(76,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(30,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(2,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(70,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(31,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(31,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(10,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(72,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(70,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(72,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(14,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,7)
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|(38,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(68,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(68,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(4,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (11,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,0)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,2)
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|(47,13)
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|(45,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,6)
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|(8,18)
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|(65,20)
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|(40,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(5,18)
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|(15,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(76,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(14,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(7,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(66,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(63,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(6,17)
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|(72,20)
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|(17,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(77,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(67,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,8)
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|(20,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (2,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (8,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(66,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(4,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(62,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(62,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(70,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(77,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(14,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (11,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9, 19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22, 13)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6, 4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(30, 17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52, 28)
|}

[[Category:Comic subpages]]

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-12T06:08:10Z

Cynthia7979:

{{incomplete|Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
* We are still missing quite a few notifications.
* Need more explanations.
* Notifications that are confirmed to be related to image changes should have the image in its explanation.
* Someone needs to put the [[#Unsorted]] notifications into groups, and then put them into separate tables to make it easier to navigate.}}

This page collects all push notifications generated by [[3074: Push Notifications]].

__FORCETOC__

===Unsorted===

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation

|-
|Congratulations!
|You've activated desktop notifications.
|This notification shows up right after the user allows push notifications to be sent from xkcd.com.
|-
|xkcd notification system success
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification.
|-
|xkcd notification system test
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking a cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show every time a cat is clicked.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

|-
|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

|-
|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos!

Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!
|Clicking this notification redirects the user to [https://www.youtube.com/@xkcd_whatif xkcd's What If?] YouTube channel.

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications
|This notification is likely the result of a random other user clicking the "Silence Notifications at a Cost" button. According to the button's description, pressing it will temporarily pause notifications, but two other users will get this message instead.

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|This notification is a play on the concept of {{w|golden ratio}}, a popular and well-studied mathematical constant. (1+SQRT(5))/2 is the exact value of the golden ratio.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ratio{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|There seems to be two versions of this notification, one with a "typo" (ration) and one without.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|This is a reference to the {{w|Leap second#Procedure|standard Leap Second procedure}}.
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|rowspan="26"|Each click triggers another notification with the click count incremented. At each identified click count, the source changes to the corresponding text and remains there until the next threshold is reached, except for the "Super-special offer!" notifications. Clicking on a "super-special offer!" notification resets the click count to zero, but the click count will now increment at double the previous rate.
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of <code>(N)</code> clicks!
|Appears if you have a click count above zero but have stopped the chain of clicks. <code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click. The source is whichever one is appropriate for your current click count.

|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Too many errors
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough errors
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: It's too quiet.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Boop.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server r the client
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server or the client
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Kernel Panic: Kernel can't remember what number comes after 38
|A {{w|kernel panic}} indicates an unrecoverable error in the {{w|operating system}}. Here, the kernel is described to "not remember" the sequence of numbers, a skill that is fundamental for machines. One can argue that failing to compute as a computer is a valid reason for a system-wide failure.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough extensions installed
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I received your request but decided to ignore you.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ welcome datacomp
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 40¾: HTTP error table corrupted.
|The error code "40¾" is displayed with {{w|Zalgo text}} for corrupted effect. Clicking on this message changes the comic pane to one where a tentacle reaches out from the laptop screen.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 418: I'm a teapot.
|A reference to the {{w|Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol}}.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Your computer has encountered an error.
|Clicking on this notification will change the comic to the pane where the laptop is on fire.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ The website has encountered an error.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Gravity malfunction.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to one where Cueball, the desk, and the laptop are floating in the air.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Website is dangerously overloaded. Click to empty computer ballast tanks.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to a flooded one.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Computer size limiter has encountered a problem. Click to deactivate it.
|Clicking this notification will make [[Cueball]]'s laptop larger.

|-
|Comment and Subscribe
|Leave your thoughts in the comments below!
|Clicking this takes you to a seemingly random Wikipedia talk page.

|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #11 was posted on 1 January 06
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #301 was posted on 10 Aug 07
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #359 was posted on December 19 07
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #552 was posted on March 6 09
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #1062 was posted on 30 May 2012
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #1600 was posted on 11/06/15
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #1694 was posted on June 15 16
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #2369 was posted on 2020-10-07
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #3054 was posted on Feb 21 25
|-
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|Comic #3062 was posted on Mar 12 2025

|-
|Carriage Return Line Feed
|The next station is Putney Bridge. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
|rowspan="3"|
|-
|Carriage Return Line Feed
|The next station is Barbican. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
|-
|Carriage Return Line Feed
|The next station is Fairlop. Please mind the gap

|-
|Current time
|The current time is five o'clock
|

|-
|xkcd.com
|This site has been updated in the background.
|

|-
|Word game
|Someone else has selected the word xkcd!
|
|}

===Zoom Notifications===
Each "Zoom Notification" contains a pair of integers. The integers can be interpreted as {{w|Cartesian coordinate system|x and y coordinates}} and plotted on a graph, which results in a figure that looks like a turtle.

[[File:zoom_turtle.png|thumb|400px|The turtle that appears when graphing the coordinates from the zoom notifications.]]

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Source
!Notification

|-
|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(62,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,28)
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[[Category:Comic subpages]]

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-12T06:07:04Z

Cynthia7979: more zoom notifications. when does it end??

{{incomplete|Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
* We are still missing quite a few notifications.
* Need more explanations.
* Notifications that are confirmed to be related to image changes should have the image in its explanation.
* Someone needs to put the [[#Unsorted]] notifications into groups, and then put them into separate tables to make it easier to navigate.}}

This page collects all push notifications generated by [[3074: Push Notifications]].

__FORCETOC__

===Unsorted===

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{| class="wikitable sortable"
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|Congratulations!
|You've activated desktop notifications.
|This notification shows up right after the user allows push notifications to be sent from xkcd.com.
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|xkcd notification system success
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification.
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===Zoom Notifications===
Each "Zoom Notification" contains a pair of integers. The integers can be interpreted as {{w|Cartesian coordinate system|x and y coordinates}} and plotted on a graph, which results in a figure that looks like a turtle.

[[File:zoom_turtle.png|thumb|400px|The turtle that appears when graphing the coordinates from the zoom notifications.]]

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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
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|oh look! (6,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (7,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,3)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,7)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (11,9)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,6)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,7)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,3)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,10)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,12)
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|(35,7)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (2,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (8,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,9)
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|(33,13)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,5)
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|(77,14)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,9)
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|(46,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (11,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,12)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,3)
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|Zoom Notification
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|oh look! (6, 4)
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[[Category:Comic subpages]]

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-12T06:00:26Z

Cynthia7979: more zoom notifications. when does it end??

{{incomplete|Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
* We are still missing quite a few notifications.
* Need more explanations.
* Notifications that are confirmed to be related to image changes should have the image in its explanation.
* Someone needs to put the [[#Unsorted]] notifications into groups, and then put them into separate tables to make it easier to navigate.}}

This page collects all push notifications generated by [[3074: Push Notifications]].

__FORCETOC__

===Unsorted===

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation

|-
|Congratulations!
|You've activated desktop notifications.
|This notification shows up right after the user allows push notifications to be sent from xkcd.com.
|-
|xkcd notification system success
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification.
|-
|xkcd notification system test
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking a cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show every time a cat is clicked.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

|-
|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

|-
|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos!

Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!
|Clicking this notification redirects the user to [https://www.youtube.com/@xkcd_whatif xkcd's What If?] YouTube channel.

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications
|This notification is likely the result of a random other user clicking the "Silence Notifications at a Cost" button. According to the button's description, pressing it will temporarily pause notifications, but two other users will get this message instead.

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|This notification is a play on the concept of {{w|golden ratio}}, a popular and well-studied mathematical constant. (1+SQRT(5))/2 is the exact value of the golden ratio.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ratio{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|There seems to be two versions of this notification, one with a "typo" (ration) and one without.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|This is a reference to the {{w|Leap second#Procedure|standard Leap Second procedure}}.
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|rowspan="26"|Each click triggers another notification with the click count incremented. At each identified click count, the source changes to the corresponding text and remains there until the next threshold is reached, except for the "Super-special offer!" notifications. Clicking on a "super-special offer!" notification resets the click count to zero, but the click count will now increment at double the previous rate.
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

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|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of <code>(N)</code> clicks!
|Appears if you have a click count above zero but have stopped the chain of clicks. <code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click. The source is whichever one is appropriate for your current click count.

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|⚠️ Boop.
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|⚠️ welcome datacomp
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|⚠️ Error 40¾: HTTP error table corrupted.
|The error code "40¾" is displayed with {{w|Zalgo text}} for corrupted effect. Clicking on this message changes the comic pane to one where a tentacle reaches out from the laptop screen.
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|⚠️ Error 418: I'm a teapot.
|A reference to the {{w|Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol}}.
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|⚠️ Your computer has encountered an error.
|Clicking on this notification will change the comic to the pane where the laptop is on fire.
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|⚠️ The website has encountered an error.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Gravity malfunction.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to one where Cueball, the desk, and the laptop are floating in the air.
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|⚠️ Error: Website is dangerously overloaded. Click to empty computer ballast tanks.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to a flooded one.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Computer size limiter has encountered a problem. Click to deactivate it.
|Clicking this notification will make [[Cueball]]'s laptop larger.

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===Zoom Notifications===
Each "Zoom Notification" contains a pair of integers. The integers can be interpreted as {{w|Cartesian coordinate system|x and y coordinates}} and plotted on a graph, which results in a figure that looks like a turtle.

[[File:zoom_turtle.png|thumb|400px|The turtle that appears when graphing the coordinates from the zoom notifications.]]

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Source
!Notification

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|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|(62,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(30,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(42,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(63,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(63,21)
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|(13,15)
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|(29,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(71,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(71,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(33,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(47,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(47,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(3,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(14,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(18,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(18,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(21,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(39,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(74,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(74,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(74,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(11,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(73,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(9,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(65,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(65,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(7,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(43,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(15,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(69,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(69,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(43,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(46,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(41,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(77,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(9,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(12,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(12,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(21,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(67,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(46,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(49,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (7,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(38,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(49,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(55,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(18,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(46,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(46,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(48,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(3,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(49,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(12,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(12,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(15,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(66,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(21,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(55,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(38,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(68,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(20,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(8,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(64,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(48,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(35,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(22,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(22,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(20,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(6,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(34,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(76,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(76,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(30,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(2,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(33,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(70,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(65,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(74,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(39,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(12,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(55,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(10,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(22,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(72,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(43,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(41,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(70,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(39,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(72,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(14,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(73,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(68,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(68,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(4,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(33,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (11,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(35,0)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(34,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(47,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(46,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(47,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(8,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(40,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(15,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(48,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(76,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(48,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(48,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(14,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(38,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(41,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(40,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(7,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,26)
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|(13,24)
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|(42,18)
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|(42,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(66,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(63,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(6,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(72,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(72,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(43,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(77,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(43,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(67,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(22,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(41,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(74,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(74,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(20,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (2,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (8,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(66,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(4,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(62,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(62,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(70,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(40,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(77,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(14,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (11,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9, 19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22, 13)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6, 4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(30, 17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52, 28)
|}

[[Category:Comic subpages]]

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-12T05:59:23Z

Cynthia7979: Remove duplicates

{{incomplete|Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
* We are still missing quite a few notifications.
* Need more explanations.
* Notifications that are confirmed to be related to image changes should have the image in its explanation.
* Someone needs to put the [[#Unsorted]] notifications into groups, and then put them into separate tables to make it easier to navigate.}}

This page collects all push notifications generated by [[3074: Push Notifications]].

__FORCETOC__

===Unsorted===

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation

|-
|Congratulations!
|You've activated desktop notifications.
|This notification shows up right after the user allows push notifications to be sent from xkcd.com.
|-
|xkcd notification system success
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification.
|-
|xkcd notification system test
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking a cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show every time a cat is clicked.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

|-
|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

|-
|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos!

Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!
|Clicking this notification redirects the user to [https://www.youtube.com/@xkcd_whatif xkcd's What If?] YouTube channel.

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications
|This notification is likely the result of a random other user clicking the "Silence Notifications at a Cost" button. According to the button's description, pressing it will temporarily pause notifications, but two other users will get this message instead.

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|This notification is a play on the concept of {{w|golden ratio}}, a popular and well-studied mathematical constant. (1+SQRT(5))/2 is the exact value of the golden ratio.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ratio{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|There seems to be two versions of this notification, one with a "typo" (ration) and one without.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|This is a reference to the {{w|Leap second#Procedure|standard Leap Second procedure}}.
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|rowspan="26"|Each click triggers another notification with the click count incremented. At each identified click count, the source changes to the corresponding text and remains there until the next threshold is reached, except for the "Super-special offer!" notifications. Clicking on a "super-special offer!" notification resets the click count to zero, but the click count will now increment at double the previous rate.
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of <code>(N)</code> clicks!
|Appears if you have a click count above zero but have stopped the chain of clicks. <code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click. The source is whichever one is appropriate for your current click count.

|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Too many errors
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough errors
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: It's too quiet.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Boop.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server r the client
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server or the client
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Kernel Panic: Kernel can't remember what number comes after 38
|A {{w|kernel panic}} indicates an unrecoverable error in the {{w|operating system}}. Here, the kernel is described to "not remember" the sequence of numbers, a skill that is fundamental for machines. One can argue that failing to compute as a computer is a valid reason for a system-wide failure.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough extensions installed
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I received your request but decided to ignore you.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ welcome datacomp
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 40¾: HTTP error table corrupted.
|The error code "40¾" is displayed with {{w|Zalgo text}} for corrupted effect. Clicking on this message changes the comic pane to one where a tentacle reaches out from the laptop screen.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 418: I'm a teapot.
|A reference to the {{w|Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol}}.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Your computer has encountered an error.
|Clicking on this notification will change the comic to the pane where the laptop is on fire.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ The website has encountered an error.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Gravity malfunction.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to one where Cueball, the desk, and the laptop are floating in the air.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Website is dangerously overloaded. Click to empty computer ballast tanks.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to a flooded one.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Computer size limiter has encountered a problem. Click to deactivate it.
|Clicking this notification will make [[Cueball]]'s laptop larger.

|-
|Comment and Subscribe
|Leave your thoughts in the comments below!
|Clicking this takes you to a seemingly random Wikipedia talk page.

|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #11 was posted on 1 January 06
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #301 was posted on 10 Aug 07
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #359 was posted on December 19 07
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #552 was posted on March 6 09
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #1062 was posted on 30 May 2012
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #1600 was posted on 11/06/15
|-
|An old xkcd comic has been posted
|Comic #1694 was posted on June 15 16
|-
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|Comic #2369 was posted on 2020-10-07
|-
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|Comic #3054 was posted on Feb 21 25
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|-
|Carriage Return Line Feed
|The next station is Putney Bridge. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
|rowspan="3"|
|-
|Carriage Return Line Feed
|The next station is Barbican. Please mind the gap between the train and the platform.
|-
|Carriage Return Line Feed
|The next station is Fairlop. Please mind the gap

|-
|Current time
|The current time is five o'clock
|

|-
|xkcd.com
|This site has been updated in the background.
|

|-
|Word game
|Someone else has selected the word xkcd!
|
|}

===Zoom Notifications===
Each "Zoom Notification" contains a pair of integers. The integers can be interpreted as {{w|Cartesian coordinate system|x and y coordinates}} and plotted on a graph, which results in a figure that looks like a turtle.

[[File:zoom_turtle.png|thumb|400px|The turtle that appears when graphing the coordinates from the zoom notifications.]]

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Source
!Notification

|-
|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(62,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(30,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(42,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(63,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(63,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(71,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(71,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(33,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(47,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(3,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(14,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(18,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(18,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,23)
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[[Category:Comic subpages]]

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-12T05:55:59Z

Cynthia7979: more zoom notifications. when does it end??

{{incomplete|Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
* We are still missing quite a few notifications.
* Need more explanations.
* Notifications that are confirmed to be related to image changes should have the image in its explanation.
* Someone needs to put the [[#Unsorted]] notifications into groups, and then put them into separate tables to make it easier to navigate.}}

This page collects all push notifications generated by [[3074: Push Notifications]].

__FORCETOC__

===Unsorted===

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{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation

|-
|Congratulations!
|You've activated desktop notifications.
|This notification shows up right after the user allows push notifications to be sent from xkcd.com.
|-
|xkcd notification system success
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification.
|-
|xkcd notification system test
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking a cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show every time a cat is clicked.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
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|Constant Reminders
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
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|Constant Reminders
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|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉
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|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
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|This is a reference to the {{w|Leap second#Procedure|standard Leap Second procedure}}.
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|Constant reminders
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|You've clicked this notification 10 times
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|You've clicked this notification 20 times
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|You've clicked this notification 30 times
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|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You've clicked this notification 50 times
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|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
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|You've clicked this notification 70 times
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|You've clicked this notification 80 times
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|You've clicked this notification 90 times
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|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You've clicked this notification 100 times
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|You've clicked this notification 150 times
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|Appears if you have a click count above zero but have stopped the chain of clicks. <code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click. The source is whichever one is appropriate for your current click count.

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===Zoom Notifications===
Each "Zoom Notification" contains a pair of integers. The integers can be interpreted as {{w|Cartesian coordinate system|x and y coordinates}} and plotted on a graph, which results in a figure that looks like a turtle.

[[File:zoom_turtle.png|thumb|400px|The turtle that appears when graphing the coordinates from the zoom notifications.]]

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Source
!Notification

|-
|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(62,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(30,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(63,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(63,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(71,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(71,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(14,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,22)
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|(52,14)
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|(52,12)
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|(27,23)
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|(15,27)
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|(74,16)
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|(74,19)
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|(74,13)
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|(19,16)
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|(53,27)
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|(60,24)
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|(11,18)
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|(73,20)
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|(73,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,2)
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|(65,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(7,19)
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|(21,8)
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|(59,28)
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|(43,21)
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|(43,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,8)
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|(69,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(69,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,6)
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|(60,17)
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|(60,11)
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|(60,20)
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|(29,2)
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|(34,17)
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|(54,4)
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|(43,7)
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|(46,3)
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|(46,13)
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|(77,13)
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|(9,20)
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|(21,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (7,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,7)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,14)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|(64,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(6,20)
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|(34,6)
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|(38,5)
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|(76,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(76,16)
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|(58,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(30,3)
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|(2,17)
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|(33,18)
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|(58,22)
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|(70,9)
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|(65,19)
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|(60,25)
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|(24,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,22)
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|(31,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,8)
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|(56,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,26)
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|(55,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,15)
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|(55,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(10,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,9)
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|(26,14)
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|(43,8)
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|(41,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(70,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,7)
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|(39,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,3)
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|(48,23)
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|(14,27)
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|oh look! (15,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,10)
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|oh look! (2,3)
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|oh look! (3,5)
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|oh look! (4,2)
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|oh look! (11,8)
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|oh look! (4,3)
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[[Category:Comic subpages]]

Talk:3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-12T05:47:52Z

Cynthia7979:

fix the ??? plz--[[User:Bb777|me, hi]] ([[User talk:Bb777|talk]]) 01:09, 12 April 2025 (UTC)

: Just saw this - I deleted the bullets list so consider it fixed (?) [[User:Cynthia7979|Wanderer Sinner]] ([[User talk:Cynthia7979|talk]]) 05:47, 12 April 2025 (UTC)

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-12T05:46:14Z

Cynthia7979: Made new table, reorganized sections, added incomplete template

{{incomplete|Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)
* We are still missing quite a few notifications.
* Need more explanations.
* Notifications that are confirmed to be related to image changes should have the image in its explanation.
* Someone needs to put the [[#Unsorted]] notifications into groups, and then put them into separate tables to make it easier to navigate.}}

This page collects all push notifications generated by [[3074: Push Notifications]].

__FORCETOC__

===Unsorted===

{{clear}}
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation

|-
|Congratulations!
|You've activated desktop notifications.
|This notification shows up right after the user allows push notifications to be sent from xkcd.com.
|-
|xkcd notification system success
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification.
|-
|xkcd notification system test
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking a cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show every time a cat is clicked.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

|-
|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

|-
|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos!

Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!
|Clicking this notification redirects the user to [https://www.youtube.com/@xkcd_whatif xkcd's What If?] YouTube channel.

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications
|This notification is likely the result of a random other user clicking the "Silence Notifications at a Cost" button. According to the button's description, pressing it will temporarily pause notifications, but two other users will get this message instead.

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|This notification is a play on the concept of {{w|golden ratio}}, a popular and well-studied mathematical constant. (1+SQRT(5))/2 is the exact value of the golden ratio.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ratio{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|There seems to be two versions of this notification, one with a "typo" (ration) and one without.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|This is a reference to the {{w|Leap second#Procedure|standard Leap Second procedure}}.
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|rowspan="26"|Each click triggers another notification with the click count incremented. At each identified click count, the source changes to the corresponding text and remains there until the next threshold is reached, except for the "Super-special offer!" notifications. Clicking on a "super-special offer!" notification resets the click count to zero, but the click count will now increment at double the previous rate.
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of <code>(N)</code> clicks!
|Appears if you have a click count above zero but have stopped the chain of clicks. <code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click. The source is whichever one is appropriate for your current click count.

|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Too many errors
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough errors
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: It's too quiet.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Boop.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server r the client
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server or the client
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Kernel Panic: Kernel can't remember what number comes after 38
|A {{w|kernel panic}} indicates an unrecoverable error in the {{w|operating system}}. Here, the kernel is described to "not remember" the sequence of numbers, a skill that is fundamental for machines. One can argue that failing to compute as a computer is a valid reason for a system-wide failure.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough extensions installed
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I received your request but decided to ignore you.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ welcome datacomp
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 40¾: HTTP error table corrupted.
|The error code "40¾" is displayed with {{w|Zalgo text}} for corrupted effect. Clicking on this message changes the comic pane to one where a tentacle reaches out from the laptop screen.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 418: I'm a teapot.
|A reference to the {{w|Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol}}.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Your computer has encountered an error.
|Clicking on this notification will change the comic to the pane where the laptop is on fire.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ The website has encountered an error.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Gravity malfunction.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to one where Cueball, the desk, and the laptop are floating in the air.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Website is dangerously overloaded. Click to empty computer ballast tanks.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to a flooded one.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Computer size limiter has encountered a problem. Click to deactivate it.
|Clicking this notification will make [[Cueball]]'s laptop larger.

|-
|Comment and Subscribe
|Leave your thoughts in the comments below!
|Clicking this takes you to a seemingly random Wikipedia talk page.

|-
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|Comic #11 was posted on 1 January 06
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|Comic #301 was posted on 10 Aug 07
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|Comic #359 was posted on December 19 07
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===Zoom Notifications===
Each "Zoom Notification" contains a pair of integers. The integers can be interpreted as {{w|Cartesian coordinate system|x and y coordinates}} and plotted on a graph, which results in a figure that looks like a turtle.

[[File:zoom_turtle.png|thumb|400px|The turtle that appears when graphing the coordinates from the zoom notifications.]]

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!Source
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
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|(24,5)
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|(29,5)
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|(62,12)
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|(28,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
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|(45,22)
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|(75,18)
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|(75,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
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|(52,23)
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|(52,26)
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|(52,27)
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|(52,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
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|(30,23)
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|(37,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,14)
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|(13,21)
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|(63,20)
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|(63,21)
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|(13,15)
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|(29,22)
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|(71,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
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|(53,14)
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|(24,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,17)
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|(47,23)
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|(29,17)
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|(19,5)
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|(19,25)
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|(47,12)
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|(50,4)
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|(50,10)
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|(50,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(14,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,26)
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|(18,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,12)
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|(27,23)
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|(21,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,27)
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|(74,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,16)
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|(53,27)
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|(60,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,18)
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|(73,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(7,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(43,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(15,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(42,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(69,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(69,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,7)
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|(46,3)
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|(46,13)
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|(41,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(77,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(67,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (7,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(38,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(49,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(46,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(31,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(31,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(66,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(55,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(68,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(20,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(8,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(64,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(48,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,10)
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|(35,15)
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|(35,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,8)
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|(20,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(6,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(76,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(30,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(2,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(33,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(70,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(65,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(31,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(74,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(11,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(39,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(12,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(55,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(10,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(22,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(72,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(43,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(41,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(70,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(39,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(72,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(48,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(48,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(23,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(14,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(73,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(49,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(68,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(68,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(4,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(33,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (11,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(35,0)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(34,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(47,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(46,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(8,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(65,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(15,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(76,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(14,13)
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|(60,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,1)
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|(56,20)
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|(56,21)
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|(23,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,19)
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|(57,13)
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|(57,17)
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|(58,18)
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|(25,15)
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|(41,2)
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|(40,13)
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|(7,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,26)
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|(13,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(66,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(63,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(22,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(22,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(6,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(72,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(72,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(43,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(77,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(43,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(67,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(22,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(41,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(74,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(74,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(20,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(11,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(35,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (2,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (8,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(66,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,15)
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|(23,24)
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|(23,21)
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|(28,1)
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|(28,23)
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|(19,6)
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|(19,13)
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|(51,3)
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|(38,17)
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|(57,19)
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|(57,15)
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|(62,18)
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|(62,19)
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|(16,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(70,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(55,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(40,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(60,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(77,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(46,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(20,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(14,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(46,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(42,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(35,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(35,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (11,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(33,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(65,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(18,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(49,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(34,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(9, 19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(22, 13)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6, 4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(30, 17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52, 28)
|}

[[Category:Comic subpages]]

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-11T08:05:26Z

Cynthia7979: Explain ration

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

==Description==
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

==Tables of Notifications==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking a cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show every time a cat is clicked.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

|-
|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

|-
|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications
|This notification is likely the result of a random other user clicking the "Silence Notifications at a Cost" button. According to the button's description, pressing it will temporarily pause notifications, but two other users will get this message instead.

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|This notification is a play on the concept of {{w|golden ratio}}, a popular and well-studied mathematical constant. (1+SQRT(5))/2 is the exact value of the golden ratio.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ratio{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|There seems to be two versions of this notification, one with a "typo" (ration) and one without.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|This is a reference to the {{w|Leap second#Procedure|standard Leap Second procedure}}.
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of <code>(N)</code> clicks!
|<code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click.

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|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(62,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(30,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(37,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(42,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(63,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(13,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(71,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
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|(24,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,12)
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|(50,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(50,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(3,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(14,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(18,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,5)
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|(58,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,20)
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|(39,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,14)
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|(52,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,23)
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|(74,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,13)
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|(19,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,27)
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|(60,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,3)
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|(23,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,18)
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|(9,18)
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|(50,2)
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|(65,13)
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|(75,13)
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|(7,19)
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|(59,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,11)
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|(42,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(69,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(69,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,7)
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|(46,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(41,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(77,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(20,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(12,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,6)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|(61,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (7,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(38,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(49,23)
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|Zoom Notification
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|(53,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,14)
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|Zoom Notification
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|(46,21)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,7)
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|(3,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(36,6)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(48,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (5,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(35,15)
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|oh look! (3,7)
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|oh look! (13,3)
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|oh look! (11,9)
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|oh look! (3,8)
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|oh look! (4,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,6)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,10)
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|oh look! (8,8)
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|oh look! (6,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (11,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(34,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(57,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,16)

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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Too many errors
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough errors
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: It's too quiet.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Boop.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server r the client
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I forgot whether I'm the server or the client
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Kernel Panic: Kernel can't remember what number comes after 38
|A {{w|kernel panic}} indicates an unrecoverable error in the {{w|operating system}}. Here, the kernel is described to "not remember" the sequence of numbers, a skill that is fundamental for machines. One can argue that failing to compute as a computer is a valid reason for a system-wide failure.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Not enough extensions installed
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: I received your request but decided to ignore you.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ welcome datacomp
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 40¾: HTTP error table corrupted.
|The error code "40¾" is displayed with {{w|Zalgo text}} for corrupted effect. Clicking on this message changes the comic pane to one where a tentacle reaches out from the laptop screen.
|-
|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error 418: I'm a teapot.
|A reference to the {{w|Hyper Test Coffee Pot Control Protocol}}.
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|⚠️ Your computer has encountered an error.
|Clicking on this notification will change the comic to the pane where the laptop is on fire.
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|⚠️ The website has encountered an error.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Gravity malfunction.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to one where Cueball, the desk, and the laptop are floating in the air.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Website is dangerously overloaded. Click to empty computer ballast tanks.
|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to a flooded one.
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|Erroneous Alert
|⚠️ Error: Computer size limiter has encountered a problem. Click to deactivate it.
|Clicking this notification will make [[Cueball]]'s laptop larger.

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3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-11T08:04:10Z

Cynthia7979: Add explanations

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

==Description==
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

==Tables of Notifications==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking a cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show every time a cat is clicked.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

|-
|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

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|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications
|This notification is likely the result of a random other user clicking the "Silence Notifications at a Cost" button. According to the button's description, pressing it will temporarily pause notifications, but two other users will get this message instead.

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|This notification is a play on the concept of {{w|golden ratio}}, a popular and well-studied mathematical constant. (1+SQRT(5))/2 is the exact value of the golden ratio.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ratio{{asic}} will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|While {{w|Turn (angle)#Tau proposals|Tau}} can be defined independently, it is usually defined as 2 times Pi, which makes this notification a circular definition.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|The {{w|silver ratio}}, also known as silver mean, is a geometrical proportion that indeed has the value of 1+SQRT(2). Its name derived from {{w|golden ratio}}, since both are the positive root of a certain quadratic equation.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|This is a reference to the {{w|Leap second#Procedure|standard Leap Second procedure}}.
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of <code>(N)</code> clicks!
|<code>(N)</code> is replaced with the current number of clicks you have. Upon clicking this notification, you are in fact given one free click.

|-
|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(62,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(30,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(42,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(63,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(71,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,26)
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|Zoom Notification
|(25,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(33,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(47,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(47,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(3,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(14,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(18,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,1)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|(44,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(58,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(17,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(39,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,14)
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|Zoom Notification
|(52,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,24)
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|Zoom Notification
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|A {{w|kernel panic}} indicates an unrecoverable error in the {{w|operating system}}. Here, the kernel is described to "not remember" the sequence of numbers, a skill that is fundamental for machines. One can argue that failing to compute as a computer is a valid reason for a system-wide failure.
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|The error code "40¾" is displayed with {{w|Zalgo text}} for corrupted effect. Clicking on this message changes the comic pane to one where a tentacle reaches out from the laptop screen.
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|⚠️ Error 418: I'm a teapot.
|A reference to the {{w|Hyper Test Coffee Pot Control Protocol}}.
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|Clicking on this notification will change the comic to the pane where the laptop is on fire.
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|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to one where Cueball, the desk, and the laptop are floating in the air.
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|Clicking this notification will change the comic pane to a flooded one.
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3074: Push Notifications

2025-04-11T07:56:01Z

Cynthia7979: Removed commented out ul since I added them to the table

{{comic
| number = 3074
| date = April 9, 2025
| title = Push Notifications
| image = push_notifications_2x.png
| imagesize = 277x347px
| noexpand = true
| titletext = NOTIFICATION: Now dismissing a head of the Notification Hydra… NOTIFICATION: Success! You have dismissed a head of the Notification Hydra! Different title text: :3
}}
To experience the interactivity of the game, visit the {{xkcd|3074|original comic}}.

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Please write a better overall explanation and explain the other functions of the comic. If you see any comic images that haven't been uploaded yet, please download and add them!}}
This interactive comic is the 15th [[:Category:April fools' comics|April Fools' Day]] comic released by Randall, just over a week late. It uses {{w|push notifications}} to change the comic image over time and make other statements.

Upon viewing the comic for the first time, a sequence of notifications will be rendered over the comic itself. The notifications have a fade-in animation and appear one after another. The sequence is divided into several "groups" of notifications, each containing up to 4 regular notifications and an interactable button, which has a circled arrow icon to the right as well as a different text color. Clicking the arrow removes all notifications on screen and proceeds the sequence to the next group.

At the end of the sequence, a red-background option to sign up for xkcd notifications is presented. This part differs depending on if the user is "playing" from a mobile or desktop browser.

On desktop, clicking this will result in the browser prompting the user to allow or block xkcd.com's request to send push notifications. By clicking allow, the game begins. If blocked, the comic shows a message "An actual error occured :(", and the laptop bursts into flames. Note that the laptop also blows up in response to any other browser error, such as a 500 Internal Server Error, which is reported to happen if you click the pause button too quickly.

On mobile, a new on-screen notification will show up, telling the user to add xkcd.com to their home screen in order for it to send push notifications on mobile. Upon doing so and opening the webpage from the home screen, the system will prompt the user to allow or block push notifications from this webpage. The outcomes of allowing and denying are the same as on desktop.

Once the game begins, you are provided with two buttons: one labeled "Emergency Stop" which will let you either end the game or sign up for real xkcd updates only, and one labeled "Silence notifications at a cost" which will silence notifications at the cost of notifying two random people.

Up to 7 clickable cats periodically spawn at predetermined positions around the page, including one on the edge of the Emergency Stop button.

For a table of all notification messages, see [[3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications]].

A general list of notification types include:
* A few starter notifications about this comic, the successful sending of a notification of this comic, and the lack of another comic.
* An announcement that an old comic was posted, specifying a (seemingly) random comic and its publication date. The publication date seems to be shown in a random {{w|Calendar date|calendar date format}}.
* A word game where a first notification asks you to type a word, with further notifications to be sent whenever someone chooses the same word as you.
** The word can be chosen by clicking on the first notification, which lands you in the comic page. The comic pane will be changed to a comic-style input dialogue with a space for the word and a submit button.
** Upon providing a word, a notification informs you that you will then receive notifications (of the form "Someone else has selected the word <Your Word>!"), and that your choice is permanent and cannot be changed.
** It is entirely possible to (mis-)submit a blank word, and to receive "Someone else has selected the word !" notifications.
* A "streak" notification counting the number of times you've clicked it. The message changes first every 10 clicks, then every 50 clicks (after 100) and then at increasing intervals, with the last new message name being at 2000 clicks. After every 50 clicks there is an offer to make future clicks count twice, making this a simple version of {{w|Cookie Clicker}}. If you choose to accept the offer by clicking on it, it will reset your clicks back to zero but makes all future clicks count double of the current click rate; you can also reject the offer by continuing to click on the click counter message. There are occasionally notifications encouraging you to keep clicking and "extend your streak," tempting you with "a free click to keep you going". After 400 clicks it will reset your clicks back to zero but makes all future clicks count four times.
** Early notifications encourage further clicking.
** Approaching a hundred, the messages grow more concerned and later start warning that the server will crash or has crashed.
** Above 750: "Are you just doing this to annoy me?"
** 1000-2000: "You're just doing this to annoy you?"
** Above 2000: "I guess it worked"
* A "have you seen my cat?" notification which causes all the cats to spawn when clicked.
* Cat fact notifications that appear when a cat is clicked, in reference to [https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/241/756/e6e.png this exchange].
* Various "Erroneous Alerts" with a warning triangle {{w|emoji}} (⚠ U+26A0), some with just flavor text, some corresponding to changes in the comic image.
* "Zoom notifications" including numeric coordinates, sometimes prefixed with "oh look!"; plotting these coordinates creates an image that appears to be a turtle, which could be a reference to [[1416: Pixels]].
* "Constant reminders" with references to mathematical, physical, or some other constants. The constant values are stated to be "at the tone", likely in reference to {{w|Speaking clock|time-of-day phone services}}, which are live or recorded human voice services that tell you the exact time "at the third stroke" over the phone.
* A notification that offers to provide weather alerts for your location, which leads into a series of notifications asking whether you live in a named city. If none of the cities that it knows are selected, your location is set to the summit of {{w|Mount Washington}}.
* When the time is near a full hour or half-hour, that the current time is five o'clock.
* An invitation to subscribe to the "What if?" YouTube channel
* A notification with the heading "System Log" that reads (INFO): A user has paused notifications
** This notification presumably appears when a random user has pressed the "Silence notifications at a cost" button.
* A reminder to comment and subscribe. When click on it will redirect to one of various Wikipedia pages, including: {{w|Talk:Mathematics}}, {{w|Talk:Romance}}, {{w|Talk:Language}}, (presumably, as the fourth of the stated topics [[xkcd]] is about) {{w|Talk:Sarcasm}}, {{w|Talk:Alarm_fatigue}}, {{w|Talk:Boneless}}, {{w|Talk:Sitting}}, {{w|Category talk:Unix text editors}}, {{w|Talk:Robot}}, {{w|Talk:Jamming avoidance response}}, {{w|Talk:Squircle}}, {{w|Talk:Like}}, {{w|Talk:Drafting linen}}, {{w|Talk:Hot dog}}, {{w|Talk:Goomba}}, {{w|Talk:Tidal locking}}, {{w|Talk:Multiple unit}}, {{w|Talk:Flag semaphore}}, {{w|Talk:Stoating}}, {{w|Talk:Roseate_spoonbill}}, {{w|Talk:Teleportation}}, {{w|Talk:List of dumplings}}, {{w|Talk:List of hat styles}}, {{w|Talk:Cats and the Internet}}, {{w|Talk:Laminar flow}}, {{w|Talk:Time management}}, {{w|Talk:Hole}}, {{w|Talk:Spot welding}}, {{w|Talk:Myst}}.
* A "{{w|Carriage return|Carriage Return}} Line Feed", referencing the Windows standard of storing line returns as a carriage return character followed by a line feed (newline) character. However, the xkcd Carriage Return Line Feed is instead a news feed concerning the next stop on a supposed "Carriage Return Line" of a train system. The announcements are all related to stations on the {{w|London Underground}}, including the use of the phrase "{{w|Mind the gap}}".

The title text references the {{w|Lernaean Hydra}}, a multi-headed serpent-like monster from Greek mythology. In many stories, such as {{w|Labours_of_Hercules#Second:_Lernaean_Hydra|the second labour of Hercules}}, when one of its heads was cut off, two heads would grow in its place, resulting in more heads than before. Something similar has happened in the title text itself: there was a notification that was requested to be dismissed, and it created two more notifications notifying the user of the status of the dismissal.

The subdirectory where the images and scripts for this comic are stored is titled 'marconi,' which is likely a reference to the Italian engineer and inventor of the same name, {{w|Guglielmo Marconi}}, who is credited with inventing the radio, and did much work in the field of early communication systems.

Clicking the "Emergency Stop" button allows you to either restart the full game or to subscribe just to notifications for new comics. Blocking notifications to just new comics at this stage will also result in [[cueball]]'s laptop exploding.

===Gallery of comic images===
<gallery class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" widths=100px>
File:3074_normal.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with his laptop.
File:3074_big_laptop.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a very large laptop.
File:3074_plant_small.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a small potted plant.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a squirrel in the pot.
File:3074_plant_big.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a much larger plant that has clearly outgrown the pot, at least vertically.
File:3074_big_plant_cat_A.png|Cueball sitting at his desk with the larger plant, with a cat on one of the branches.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|A second image of Cueball sitting at his desk with the larger plant with a cat on one of the branches, but in a different spot.
File:3074 Desk with Cat Foreground.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a cat in the foreground near the point of view.
File:3074_cat_chair.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, his chair replaced with a large cat.
File:3074_computer_fire.png|Cueball sitting farther back from his desk, with the laptop on the desk on fire.
File:3074_float.png|Cueball, the desk, and the laptop floating in the air.
File:3074_spin.png|Cueball spinning in his chair.
File:3074_desk_sit.png|Cueball sitting on the desk, facing the laptop on the chair.
File:3074_gameover.png|The desk vacant with "Game Over" displayed if you use the emergency stop.
File:3074_sword.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a laptop on the desk, and a sword leaning against the desk on the other side.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball and Ponytail swordfighting while the computer has an hourglass icon, referencing [[303: Compiling]].
File:3074_flooding.png|The room flooded 2/3 of the way up the desk. Cueball is still sitting with his laptop.
File:3074_sailboat.png|The same flooding, with a miniature sailboat behind Cueball.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|The same flooding, with a cat face behind Cueball.
File:3074_Flooded_Shark_Fin.png|The same flooding, with a shark fin on the far side of the desk, facing toward Cueball.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball kneeling on the chair, which is raised up higher than the desk, and leaning over to use the laptop.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball sitting at the desk, which has been extended behind his laptop like a long meeting table.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|No Cueball, only the chair, desk, and laptop.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball using the laptop on his lap, with no desk.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball with a squirrel on his head.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|A squirrel sitting at the desk, seemingly using the laptop.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball standing on top of the laptop keyboard.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball sitting at the desk, wearing a wizard hat.
File:3074_floor.png|Cueball sitting on the floor behind the desk.
File:3074_tentacles.png|Cueball sitting in his chair, shielding his face from a tentacle coming from the computer screen.
File:3074_cat.png|The cat that appears after returning to the comic window after leaving it idle for long period of time. It has a unique title text of ":3".
File:zoom_turtle.png|The turtle that appears when graphing coordinates from the Zoom Notifications.
</gallery>

==Transcript==
{{incomplete transcript|Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
:[Cueball sits at a desk in an office chair. He is typing on a computer.]
:[Gray message boxes with a small circled “x” at the top right corner are shown:]
:Happy April 1st (observed)!
:To celebrate, we were excited to introduce a new xkcd.com feature: push notifications for new comics!
:Unfortunately, this feature has gone horribly wrong.
:Until further notice, we are asking people ''NOT'' to sign up for new comic notifications.
:Frankly, we recommend not even clicking on any notifications to learn more.
:''Click this notification to learn more!'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:“Push notifications for new comics” sounds like a simple feature, right?
:There’s a nice API for browser notifications. xkcd updates three times a week.
:So you just send a notification for each update, right?
:That’s what we thought, too.
:''Click to continue!'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:[To the side of the comic frame is a big, horizontal hexagonal stop sign]
:Sign: Emergency STOP
:Below the sign: ''Halt ALL notifications and forget everything''
:The good news is that we did build a button to stop xkcd new comic notifications.
:You can press this button at any time and the system will stop sending you notifications.
:The nightmare will be over and the server will forget you ever existed.
:This part definitely works.
:''The rest of the system does NOT work.'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:We’re sorry.
:We don’t know how things went so wrong.
:The system is sending more than three notifications a week. A LOT more.
:We cannot recommend signing up for xkcd new comic notifications at this time.
:''Click here to ignore the warnings.'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:No, really.
:Our notification system may send a large number of very real system notifications.
:These may flood your browser, displace other notifications, and cause problems.
:<big>⚠️DO NOT ENABLE XKCD NEW COMIC NOTIFICATIONS⚠️</big>
:''Yeah, I get it, but I definitely want to enable xkcd new comic notifications.'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:Are you sure?
:''Yes!'' (a circled arrow is shown)
:Absolutely sure?
:''YES!!'' (a circled arrow is shown)
:To enable push notifications on mobile you need to add xkcd.com to your home screen.

:''Click here to subscribe to xkcd notifications''

:[Initial static image shows Cueball sat on an office chair at a desk using a laptop computer. A notification 'window' is speech-bubbled above the computer]
:[Grey notification box, header:] April 1st (Observed)
:[Notification box, further text:] Open xkcd.com to view.
:Laptop: [Warning sign.]

:[When viewed live, various xkcd-style popover notifications appear, each can be dismissed or (usually the last on every page) invited to press an 'onwards'-style button.]

:[First page of messages]
:Happy April 1st! To celebrate, we were excited to introduce a new xkcd.com feature: Push Notifications for new comics!
:Unfortunately, this feature has gone horribly wrong.
:Until further notice, we are asking people NOT to sign up for new comic notifications.
:Frankly, we recommend not even clicking on any notifications to learn more.
:[Notification with 'onwards button':] ''Click on this notification to learn more''

:[Upon choosing to continue, further messages appear, replacing any prior ones left open]
:"Push Notifications for new comics" sounds like a simple feature, right?
:There's a nice API for browser notifications, xkcd updates three times a week.
:So you just send a notification for each upafte, right?
:That's what we thought, too.
:[Notification with 'onwards button':] ''Click on this notification to continue''

:[Next set of popover messages]
:The good news is that we did build a button to STOP xkcd new comic notifications.
:You can press this button at any time and the system will stop sending you notifications.
:The nightmare will be over and the server will forget you ever existed.
:This part definitely works.
:[Notification with 'onwards':] ''The rest of the system does not work.''
:[To the right of the comic frame, a red, octagonal button has white text upon it:]Emergency Stop
:[Below the button is red text:] Halt all notifications and forget everything

:[Next set of popovers, "stop" button remains permanently so long as you continue]
:We're sorry.
:We didn't know how things went so wrong.
:The system is sending more than three notifications at this time.
:['Onwards' notification:] ''Click here to ignore the warnings''

:[Next set.]
:No, really.
:Our notification system may send a large amount of very real system notifications.
:These may flood your browser, displace other notifications, and cause problems.
:[Text bookended by warning triangles:] Do not enable xkcd new comic notifications
:['Onwards':] Yeah, I get it, but I definitely want to enable xkcd new comic notifications

:[Just two popovers, initially]
:Are you sure?
:['Onwards':] Yes
:[On clicking onwards, two more appear below]
:Absolutely sure?
:['Onwards':] Yes!!
:[On clicking, a further popover]
:[Red-tinted 'onwards'-style popover with warnings:] Click here to subscribe to xkcd notifications.

:[...something appeared then dissappeared...]
:[Genuine(?) browser dialogue activated:] xkcd.com wants to send you notifications. Block / Allow

:[If allowed, one more popover in the original style]
:Success!!
:[Below the Emergency Stop button, an oval gray button appears labeled in white:] Silence notifications at a cost
:[Below that, in grey text:]Temporarily pause your notifications at the cost of notifying two random people.

:[Further changes include the contents of the pane, whether Cueball is sat at the laptop, whether the laptop is larger, or a pot-plant, whether there are cats in the frame, outside the frame, sat on the Stop buttons, whether Cueball is sat on a large cat instead of an office chair...]
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:April fools' comics]]
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-11T07:21:03Z

Cynthia7979: noresize didn't work. Also changed font back to default

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

==Description==
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

==Tables of Notifications==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! Source
! Notification
! Explanation
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking the cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show when a cat is clicked.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

|-
|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

|-
|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of (N) clicks!

|-
|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(54,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(62,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,24)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(31,13)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(51,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(30,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(37,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(45,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(42,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(63,21)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(13,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(71,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(16,26)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(25,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(33,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(24,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(47,23)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(29,17)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(19,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(47,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,4)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,10)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(50,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(57,28)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,9)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(3,18)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(36,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(14,19)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(18,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(61,16)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(32,7)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,1)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,2)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(44,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,12)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(58,15)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(56,25)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(21,27)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(17,20)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(39,22)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,14)
|-
|Zoom Notification
|(52,12)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,23)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(15,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(74,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(19,16)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,27)
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|Zoom Notification
|(60,24)
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|Zoom Notification
|(11,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(73,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(56,17)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(9,18)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,13)
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,20)
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|Zoom Notification
|(7,19)
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|(21,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,28)
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|Zoom Notification
|(43,21)
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|Zoom Notification
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3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

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Cynthia7979: Add a new column for explanations and a noresize class

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

==Description==
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

==Tables of Notifications==
{| class="wikitable sortable noresize" style="font-family:monospace"
!Source
!Notification
!Explanation
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|xkcd notification system notifications
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification
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|xkcd notification system notifications
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

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|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?
|Clicking this notification causes all 7 cats to appear.

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|rowspan="26"| Up to 7 cats can appear at predetermined positions around the comic's page occasionally. Clicking the cat makes it disappear. A random cat fact will show when a cat is clicked.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

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|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

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|Click here to get weather notifications!
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|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
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|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
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|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
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|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
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|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
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|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
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|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
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|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
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|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
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|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

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|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
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|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

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|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

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|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

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|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!

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|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications

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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
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|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
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3074: Push Notifications

2025-04-11T06:49:48Z

Cynthia7979: Shortened the explanation bullet points (see comments) and added descriptions for behaviors with browser errors and on mobile.

{{comic
| number = 3074
| date = April 9, 2025
| title = Push Notifications
| image = push_notifications_2x.png
| imagesize = 277x347px
| noexpand = true
| titletext = NOTIFICATION: Now dismissing a head of the Notification Hydra… NOTIFICATION: Success! You have dismissed a head of the Notification Hydra! Different title text: :3
}}
To experience the interactivity of the game, visit the {{xkcd|3074|original comic}}.

==Explanation==
{{incomplete|Please write a better overall explanation and explain the other functions of the comic. If you see any comic images that haven't been uploaded yet, please download and add them!}}
This interactive comic is the 15th [[:Category:April fools' comics|April Fools' Day]] comic released by Randall, just over a week late. It uses {{w|push notifications}} to change the comic image over time and make other statements.

Upon viewing the comic for the first time, a sequence of notifications will be rendered over the comic itself. The notifications have a fade-in animation and appear one after another. The sequence is divided into several "groups" of notifications, each containing up to 4 regular notifications and an interactable button, which has a circled arrow icon to the right as well as a different text color. Clicking the arrow removes all notifications on screen and proceeds the sequence to the next group.

At the end of the sequence, a red-background option to sign up for xkcd notifications is presented. This part differs depending on if the user is "playing" from a mobile or desktop browser.

On desktop, clicking this will result in the browser prompting the user to allow or block xkcd.com's request to send push notifications. By clicking allow, the game begins. If blocked, the comic shows a message "An actual error occured :(", and the laptop bursts into flames. Note that the laptop also blows up in response to any other browser error, such as a 500 Internal Server Error, which is reported to happen if you click the pause button too quickly.

On mobile, a new on-screen notification will show up, telling the user to add xkcd.com to their home screen in order for it to send push notifications on mobile. Upon doing so and opening the webpage from the home screen, the system will prompt the user to allow or block push notifications from this webpage. The outcomes of allowing and denying are the same as on desktop.

Once the game begins, you are provided with two buttons: one labeled "Emergency Stop" which will let you either end the game or sign up for real xkcd updates only, and one labeled "Silence notifications at a cost" which will silence notifications at the cost of notifying two random people.

Up to 7 clickable cats periodically spawn at predetermined positions around the page, including one on the edge of the Emergency Stop button.

For a table of all notification messages, see [[3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications]].

A general list of notification types include:
* A few starter notifications about this comic, the successful sending of a notification of this comic, and the lack of another comic.
* An announcement that an old comic was posted, specifying a (seemingly) random comic and its publication date. The publication date seems to be shown in a random {{w|Calendar date|calendar date format}}.
* A word game where a first notification asks you to type a word, with further notifications to be sent whenever someone chooses the same word as you.
** The word can be chosen by clicking on the first notification, which lands you in the comic page. The comic pane will be changed to a comic-style input dialogue with a space for the word and a submit button.
** Upon providing a word, a notification informs you that you will then receive notifications (of the form "Someone else has selected the word <Your Word>!"), and that your choice is permanent and cannot be changed.
** It is entirely possible to (mis-)submit a blank word, and to receive "Someone else has selected the word !" notifications.
* A "streak" notification counting the number of times you've clicked it. The message changes first every 10 clicks, then every 50 clicks (after 100) and then at increasing intervals, with the last new message name being at 2000 clicks. After every 50 clicks there is an offer to make future clicks count twice, making this a simple version of {{w|Cookie Clicker}}. If you choose to accept the offer by clicking on it, it will reset your clicks back to zero but makes all future clicks count double of the current click rate; you can also reject the offer by continuing to click on the click counter message. There are occasionally notifications encouraging you to keep clicking and "extend your streak," tempting you with "a free click to keep you going". After 400 clicks it will reset your clicks back to zero but makes all future clicks count four times.
** Early notifications encourage further clicking.
** Approaching a hundred, the messages grow more concerned and later start warning that the server will crash or has crashed.
** Above 750: "Are you just doing this to annoy me?"
** 1000-2000: "You're just doing this to annoy you?"
** Above 2000: "I guess it worked"
* A "have you seen my cat?" notification which causes all the cats to spawn when clicked.
* Cat fact notifications that appear when a cat is clicked, in reference to [https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/241/756/e6e.png this exchange].
* Various "Erroneous Alerts" with a warning triangle {{w|emoji}} (⚠ U+26A0), some with just flavor text, some corresponding to changes in the comic image.

* "Zoom notifications" including numeric coordinates, sometimes prefixed with "oh look!"; plotting these coordinates creates an image that appears to be a turtle, which could be a reference to [[1416: Pixels]].
* "Constant reminders" with references to mathematical, physical, or some other constants. The constant values are stated to be "at the tone", likely in reference to {{w|Speaking clock|time-of-day phone services}}, which are live or recorded human voice services that tell you the exact time "at the third stroke" over the phone.

* A notification that offers to provide weather alerts for your location, which leads into a series of notifications asking whether you live in a named city. If none of the cities that it knows are selected, your location is set to the summit of {{w|Mount Washington}}.
* When the time is near a full hour or half-hour, that the current time is five o'clock.
* An invitation to subscribe to the "What if?" YouTube channel
* A notification with the heading "System Log" that reads (INFO): A user has paused notifications
** This notification presumably appears when a random user has pressed the "Silence notifications at a cost" button.
* A reminder to comment and subscribe. When click on it will redirect to one of various Wikipedia pages, including: {{w|Talk:Mathematics}}, {{w|Talk:Romance}}, {{w|Talk:Language}}, (presumably, as the fourth of the stated topics [[xkcd]] is about) {{w|Talk:Sarcasm}}, {{w|Talk:Alarm_fatigue}}, {{w|Talk:Boneless}}, {{w|Talk:Sitting}}, {{w|Category talk:Unix text editors}}, {{w|Talk:Robot}}, {{w|Talk:Jamming avoidance response}}, {{w|Talk:Squircle}}, {{w|Talk:Like}}, {{w|Talk:Drafting linen}}, {{w|Talk:Hot dog}}, {{w|Talk:Goomba}}, {{w|Talk:Tidal locking}}, {{w|Talk:Multiple unit}}, {{w|Talk:Flag semaphore}}, {{w|Talk:Stoating}}, {{w|Talk:Roseate_spoonbill}}, {{w|Talk:Teleportation}}, {{w|Talk:List of dumplings}}, {{w|Talk:List of hat styles}}.
* A "{{w|Carriage return|Carriage Return}} Line Feed", referencing the Windows standard of storing line returns as a carriage return character followed by a line feed (newline) character. However, the xkcd Carriage Return Line Feed is instead a news feed concerning the next stop on a supposed "Carriage Return Line" of a train system. The announcements are all related to stations on the {{w|London Underground}}, including the use of the phrase "{{w|Mind the gap}}".

The title text references the {{w|Lernaean Hydra}}, a multi-headed serpent-like monster from Greek mythology. In many stories, such as {{w|Labours_of_Hercules#Second:_Lernaean_Hydra|the second labour of Hercules}}, when one of its heads was cut off, two heads would grow in its place, resulting in more heads than before. Something similar has happened in the title text itself: there was a notification that was requested to be dismissed, and it created two more notifications notifying the user of the status of the dismissal.

The subdirectory where the images and scripts for this comic are stored is titled 'marconi,' which is likely a reference to the Italian engineer and inventor of the same name, {{w|Guglielmo Marconi}}, who is credited with inventing the radio, and did much work in the field of early communication systems.

Clicking the "Emergency Stop" button allows you to either restart the full game or to subscribe just to notifications for new comics. Blocking notifications to just new comics at this stage will also result in [[cueball]]'s laptop exploding.

===Gallery of comic images===
<gallery class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" widths=100px>
File:3074_normal.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with his laptop.
File:3074_big_laptop.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a very large laptop.
File:3074_plant_small.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a small potted plant.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a squirrel in the pot.
File:3074_plant_big.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a much larger plant that has clearly outgrown the pot, at least vertically.
File:3074_big_plant_cat_A.png|Cueball sitting at his desk with the larger plant, with a cat on one of the branches.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|A second image of Cueball sitting at his desk with the larger plant with a cat on one of the branches, but in a different spot.
File:3074 Desk with Cat Foreground.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a cat in the foreground near the point of view.
File:3074_cat_chair.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, his chair replaced with a large cat.
File:3074_computer_fire.png|Cueball sitting farther back from his desk, with the laptop on the desk on fire.
File:3074_float.png|Cueball, the desk, and the laptop floating in the air.
File:3074_spin.png|Cueball spinning in his chair.
File:3074_desk_sit.png|Cueball sitting on the desk, facing the laptop on the chair.
File:3074_gameover.png|The desk vacant with "Game Over" displayed if you use the emergency stop.
File:3074_sword.png|Cueball sitting at his desk, with a laptop on the desk, and a sword leaning against the desk on the other side.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball and Ponytail swordfighting while the computer has an hourglass icon, referencing [[303: Compiling]].
File:3074_flooding.png|The room flooded 2/3 of the way up the desk. Cueball is still sitting with his laptop.
File:3074_sailboat.png|The same flooding, with a miniature sailboat behind Cueball.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|The same flooding, with a cat face behind Cueball.
File:3074_Flooded_Shark_Fin.png|The same flooding, with a shark fin on the far side of the desk, facing toward Cueball.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball kneeling on the chair, which is raised up higher than the desk, and leaning over to use the laptop.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball sitting at the desk, which has been extended behind his laptop like a long meeting table.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|No Cueball, only the chair, desk, and laptop.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball using the laptop on his lap, with no desk.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball with a squirrel on his head.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|A squirrel sitting at the desk, seemingly using the laptop.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball standing on top of the laptop keyboard.
File:gallery_placeholder.png|Cueball sitting at the desk, wearing a wizard hat.
File:3074_floor.png|Cueball sitting on the floor behind the desk.
File:3074_tentacles.png|Cueball sitting in his chair, shielding his face from a tentacle coming from the computer screen.
File:3074_cat.png|The cat that appears after returning to the comic window after leaving it idle for long period of time. It has a unique title text of ":3".
File:zoom_turtle.png|The turtle that appears when graphing coordinates from the Zoom Notifications.
</gallery>

==Transcript==
{{incomplete transcript|Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
:[Cueball sits at a desk in an office chair. He is typing on a computer.]
:[Gray message boxes with a small circled “x” at the top right corner are shown:]
:Happy April 1st (observed)!
:To celebrate, we were excited to introduce a new xkcd.com feature: push notifications for new comics!
:Unfortunately, this feature has gone horribly wrong.
:Until further notice, we are asking people ''NOT'' to sign up for new comic notifications.
:Frankly, we recommend not even clicking on any notifications to learn more.
:''Click this notification to learn more!'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:“Push notifications for new comics” sounds like a simple feature, right?
:There’s a nice API for browser notifications. xkcd updates three times a week.
:So you just send a notification for each update, right?
:That’s what we thought, too.
:''Click to continue!'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:[To the side of the comic frame is a big, horizontal hexagonal stop sign]
:Sign: Emergency STOP
:Below the sign: ''Halt ALL notifications and forget everything''
:The good news is that we did build a button to stop xkcd new comic notifications.
:You can press this button at any time and the system will stop sending you notifications.
:The nightmare will be over and the server will forget you ever existed.
:This part definitely works.
:''The rest of the system does NOT work.'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:We’re sorry.
:We don’t know how things went so wrong.
:The system is sending more than three notifications a week. A LOT more.
:We cannot recommend signing up for xkcd new comic notifications at this time.
:''Click here to ignore the warnings.'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:No, really.
:Our notification system may send a large number of very real system notifications.
:These may flood your browser, displace other notifications, and cause problems.
:<big>⚠️DO NOT ENABLE XKCD NEW COMIC NOTIFICATIONS⚠️</big>
:''Yeah, I get it, but I definitely want to enable xkcd new comic notifications.'' (a circled arrow is shown)

:Are you sure?
:''Yes!'' (a circled arrow is shown)
:Absolutely sure?
:''YES!!'' (a circled arrow is shown)
:To enable push notifications on mobile you need to add xkcd.com to your home screen.

:''Click here to subscribe to xkcd notifications''

:[Initial static image shows Cueball sat on an office chair at a desk using a laptop computer. A notification 'window' is speech-bubbled above the computer]
:[Grey notification box, header:] April 1st (Observed)
:[Notification box, further text:] Open xkcd.com to view.
:Laptop: [Warning sign.]

:[When viewed live, various xkcd-style popover notifications appear, each can be dismissed or (usually the last on every page) invited to press an 'onwards'-style button.]

:[First page of messages]
:Happy April 1st! To celebrate, we were excited to introduce a new xkcd.com feature: Push Notifications for new comics!
:Unfortunately, this feature has gone horribly wrong.
:Until further notice, we are asking people NOT to sign up for new comic notifications.
:Frankly, we recommend not even clicking on any notifications to learn more.
:[Notification with 'onwards button':] ''Click on this notification to learn more''

:[Upon choosing to continue, further messages appear, replacing any prior ones left open]
:"Push Notifications for new comics" sounds like a simple feature, right?
:There's a nice API for browser notifications, xkcd updates three times a week.
:So you just send a notification for each upafte, right?
:That's what we thought, too.
:[Notification with 'onwards button':] ''Click on this notification to continue''

:[Next set of popover messages]
:The good news is that we did build a button to STOP xkcd new comic notifications.
:You can press this button at any time and the system will stop sending you notifications.
:The nightmare will be over and the server will forget you ever existed.
:This part definitely works.
:[Notification with 'onwards':] ''The rest of the system does not work.''
:[To the right of the comic frame, a red, octagonal button has white text upon it:]Emergency Stop
:[Below the button is red text:] Halt all notifications and forget everything

:[Next set of popovers, "stop" button remains permanently so long as you continue]
:We're sorry.
:We didn't know how things went so wrong.
:The system is sending more than three notifications at this time.
:['Onwards' notification:] ''Click here to ignore the warnings''

:[Next set.]
:No, really.
:Our notification system may send a large amount of very real system notifications.
:These may flood your browser, displace other notifications, and cause problems.
:[Text bookended by warning triangles:] Do not enable xkcd new comic notifications
:['Onwards':] Yeah, I get it, but I definitely want to enable xkcd new comic notifications

:[Just two popovers, initially]
:Are you sure?
:['Onwards':] Yes
:[On clicking onwards, two more appear below]
:Absolutely sure?
:['Onwards':] Yes!!
:[On clicking, a further popover]
:[Red-tinted 'onwards'-style popover with warnings:] Click here to subscribe to xkcd notifications.

:[...something appeared then dissappeared...]
:[Genuine(?) browser dialogue activated:] xkcd.com wants to send you notifications. Block / Allow

:[If allowed, one more popover in the original style]
:Success!!
:[Below the Emergency Stop button, an oval gray button appears labeled in white:] Silence notifications at a cost
:[Below that, in grey text:]Temporarily pause your notifications at the cost of notifying two random people.

:[Further changes include the contents of the pane, whether Cueball is sat at the laptop, whether the laptop is larger, or a pot-plant, whether there are cats in the frame, outside the frame, sat on the Stop buttons, whether Cueball is sat on a large cat instead of an office chair...]
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]

3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-11T05:41:55Z

Cynthia7979: Remove duplicates

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

==Description==
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

==Tables of Notifications==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="font-family:monospace"
!Source
!Notification

|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification
|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

|-
|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

|-
|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
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3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-11T05:39:29Z

Cynthia7979: Added missing notifications and added "or" back since I received one without the typo

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

==Description==
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

==Tables of Notifications==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="font-family:monospace"
!Source
!Notification

|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!

|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification

|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|xkcd notification system successes
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

|-
|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
|-
|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

|-
|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

|-
|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

|-
|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

|-
|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications

|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
|-
|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
|-
|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
|-
|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
|-
|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
|-
|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
|-
|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
|-
|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
|-
|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
|-
|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
|-
|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
|-
|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of (N) clicks!

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3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-11T05:35:29Z

Cynthia7979: Undo revision 372346 by Morgan Wick (talk): Duplicates

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

==Description==
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

==Tables of Notifications==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="font-family:monospace"
!Source
!Notification

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|xkcd notification system notifications
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!

|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification

|-
|xkcd notification system notifications
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

|-
|xkcd notification system successes
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!

|-
|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?

|-
|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
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|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

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|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

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|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
|-
|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
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|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
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|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
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|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

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|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
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|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

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|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

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|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

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|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

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|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications

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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
|-
|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
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|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
|-
|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
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|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
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|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
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|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
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|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
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|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
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|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
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|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
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|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
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|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
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|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
|-
|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
|-
|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|I guess it worked
|You've clicked this notification 2000 times
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 3200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 6400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 12800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 25600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 51200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
|-
|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 102400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!

|-
|How many times can you click this?
|Whoops, did you mean to stop clicking these? We've given you a free click to keep you going. Click here to extend your streak of (N) clicks!

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|Zoom Notification
|(38,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(29,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|(54,15)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,15)
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|Zoom Notification
|(28,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,7)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,25)
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|Zoom Notification
|(51,4)
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|Zoom Notification
|(45,22)
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|Zoom Notification
|(75,18)
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|Zoom Notification
|(59,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,3)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|(27,8)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (4,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (6,11)
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|Zoom Notification
|(26,15)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,1)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (15,2)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,2)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|(32,6)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (12,9)
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|Zoom Notification
|(53,10)
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|Zoom Notification
|(24,12)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (9,8)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (14,5)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,3)
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|Zoom Notification
|(23,5)
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (13,4)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|(16,10)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
|oh look! (3,6)
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|Zoom Notification
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|Zoom Notification
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|oh look! (5,8)
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|(32,18)
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|(36,24)
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|oh look! (7,11)
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|(49,23)
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|(44,7)
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|Zoom Notification
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|oh look! (4,3)
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3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-10T22:34:53Z

Cynthia7979: Changed "server or the client" back to "server r the client"

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

==Description==
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

==Tables of Notifications==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="font-family:monospace"
!Source
!Notification

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|xkcd notification system notifications
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!

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|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification

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|xkcd notification system notifications
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

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|xkcd notification system successes
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!

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|community message board
|Have you seen my cat?

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|Cat Fact!
|Despite frequent media portrayal of giving milk to cats, adult cats are frequently lactose intolerant.
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|Cat Fact!
|The animal closest to the cat family without actually being in it is the linsang.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The first known cat video was recorded in 1894.
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|Cat Fact!
|Cats can detect the active ingredient of catnip, nepetalactone, at less than one part per billion.
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|Cat Fact!
|Cats under the age of six weeks generally do not show any response to catnip.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|The oldest known cat lived to an age of 38 years old. Her name was Creme Puff.
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|Cat Fact!
|Cats can jump up to six times their length.
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|Cat Fact!
|Unlike humans, cats are capable of drinking saltwater if necessary for survival.
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|Cat Fact!
|Disneyland is home to approximately 200 feral cats.
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|Cat Fact!
|Many domestic cats can reach a top speed higher than Usain Bolt's 2009 sprint speed record.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Estimates place the number of cats on Earth somewhere between 500 million and 1 billion.
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|Cat Fact!
|No one knows the breed of Schrödinger's cat because no one ever asked him.
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|Cat Fact!
|Cats generally purr at frequencies between 25 and 150 Hz.
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|Cat Fact!
|Cats have the same number of vertebrae in their neck as humans - seven.
|-
|Cat Fact!
|Cat nose prints are distinctive in the same way as human fingerprints.
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|Cat Fact!
|Cats only require approximately a sixth of the light that humans need to see.
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|Cat Fact!
|The first cat video on YouTube was posted in 2005.
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|Cat Fact!
|A cat's resting heart rate is more than twice that of humans with similar levels of fitness.
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|Cat Fact!
|Only one cat has ever been to space.
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|Cat Fact!
|The richest cat in the world was Blackie, who inherited 12.5 million dollars in 1988.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Litter" is the collective noun for a group of kittens born together.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Clowder" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Clutter" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Pounce" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Glaring" is one of the multiple collective nouns for cats.
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|Cat Fact!
|"Kindle" is a collective noun for any group of kittens, even if not all born together.

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|Cat Facts
|Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow!
|-
|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow!
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|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow!
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|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!
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|Cat Facts
|Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow!

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|xkcd Weather Notification System
|Click here to get weather notifications!
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|Weather Notification Setup Wizard
|Now determining your location! Don't worry, this shouldn't take too long.
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|Please choose your location
|Are you in Albany? Click here to set your location to Albany.
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|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Atlanta? Click here to set your location to Atlanta.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boise? Click here to set your location to Boise.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Boston? Click here to set your location to Boston.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in New York City? Click here to set your location to New York City.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Saint Louis? Click here to set your location to Saint Louis.
|-
|Please choose your location
|Ok, are you in Anchorage? Click here to set your location to Anchorage.
|-
|Please choose your location
|How many more cities can there be?! Uh, ok, are you in Idaho Falls? #3rd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[getting desperate] Are you in Newport News, VA? #2nd to last
|-
|Please choose your location
|[increasingly desperate] Fargo???? #last
|-
|Weather location selected
|I'm sorry! That's all the cities I know! Oh no. What do we do?? Uhhh. Setting your location to MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE.

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|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports from Albany
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|Weather Information
|You are subscribed to weather reports for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE

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|Weather report from Albany
|KALB 092251Z 33010KT 10SM FEW060 FEW120 FEW260 04/M09 A3023 RMK A02 SLP241 ASCL DSNT W T00441094

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|Weather Report for Fargo
|KFAR 101953Z 35011KT 10SM SCT019 BKN045 BKN100 09/04 A3021 RMK AO2 SLP239 T00890039

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|Weather Report for MOUNT WASHINGTON SUMMIT, NEW HAMPSHIRE
|KMWN 100354Z 29025KT 1/16SM -SN FZFG VV001 M14/M14 RMK VRY LGT ICG
Light Snow and Fog

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|xkcd News
|We’ve launched a Youtube channel for What If? videos! Ring the bell, like, and subscribe!

|-
|System Log
|(INFO): A user has paused notifications

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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Zero will be a Real Number
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, your favorite number will equal 14
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|Constant reminders
|The Earth is spinning at a rate of 1 rpd
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Golden Ration will equal half of 1 plus SQRT(5)
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Pi will equal half the value of Tau.
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Theodorus' constant will equal sqrt(3)
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, The Silver Ratio will equal 1 plus SQRT(2)
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, Euler's Number will equal the limit from n to infinity of 1 plus 1 over n to the nth power
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|Constant Reminders
|We are currently experiencing 3600±1 seconds per hour.
Changes to this rate will be announced 6 months in advance.
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|Constant Reminders
|At the tone, the luminosity of the sun will be L☉

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|How many times can you click this?
|You’ve clicked this notification 0 times
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|Hey you're pretty good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 10 times
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|You're really good at this...
|You've clicked this notification 20 times
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|Are you sure you want to keep going?
|You've clicked this notification 30 times
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|You're going to break something!
|You've clicked this notification 40 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 50 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Upgrade!
|Enjoy your doubly good clicking.
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|You're breaking something!
|You've clicked this notification 50 times
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|You're breaking everything.
|You've clicked this notification 60 times
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|Stop! Please!
|You've clicked this notification 70 times
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|You're going to crash the system!
|You've clicked this notification 80 times
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|You've crashed the system.
|You've clicked this notification 90 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 100 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|Why?
|You've clicked this notification 100 times
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|Okay I kind of get it but...
|You've clicked this notification 150 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 200 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|There's no more notifications
|You've clicked this notification 200 times
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|You've clicked all the notifications
|You've clicked this notification 250 times
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|Okay just one more
|You've clicked this notification 300 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 400 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You're just doing this to annoy me
|You've clicked this notification 500 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 800 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|You're just doing this to annoy you?
|You've clicked this notification 1000 times
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|Super special offer!
|You've clicked 1600 times. Click here to turn in those clicks to turn your future clicks into double clicks!
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|I guess it worked
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3074: Push Notifications/Table of Notifications

2025-04-10T22:27:44Z

Cynthia7979: Added missing notifications. Grouped table rows with the same title together (in source). Replaced "7" in the click reminder notification to (N) because it changes based on how many clicks you currently have.

Fill in a table with all the notifications, possible images that go along with it, and explanation. If anybody knows how to name a table, please let me know. Thanks! '''[[User:42.book.addict|42.book.addict]][[User talk:42.book.addict|Talk to me!]]''' 21:25, 9 April 2025 (UTC)

==Description==
*??? notifications have been found so far for [[3074: Push Notifications]].
*Below is a list of all discovered notifications
*There are different “sources” of notifications and the notifications will be sorted into tables by those sources

==Tables of Notifications==
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="font-family:monospace"
!Source
!Notification

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|xkcd notification system notifications
|Success: A notification about the new xkcd comic has been sent!

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|xkcd notification system notifications
|Notification: No new xkcd comic has been posted since the last notification

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|xkcd notification system notifications
|This is a test notification. If you’re seeing this, the notification system is configured incorrectly.

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Talk:dot

2025-03-27T17:49:03Z

Cynthia7979:

{{notice|There are many other xkcd pages like this and we're trying to decide how to add them to the wiki. Please see '''[[explain xkcd:Community portal/Proposals#Misc pages]]''' for more info.}}
As the one who made this page (and probably the only one aware of it), this is [[technically]] the [[TCMP|"F1RST P0ST!!"]] [[User:CalibansCreations|'''Caliban''']] ([[User talk:CalibansCreations|talk]]) 13:49, 17 March 2025 (UTC)
:How on earth do people find these?[[Special:Contributions/172.69.40.181|172.69.40.181]] 17:22, 17 March 2025 (UTC)
::[[explain xkcd:Community portal/Proposals#Misc pages|here.]] [[User:CalibansCreations|'''Caliban''']] ([[User talk:CalibansCreations|talk]]) 19:33, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

Dot. [[User:Broseph|Broseph]] ([[User talk:Broseph|talk]]) 17:07, 17 March 2025 (UTC)

MorseCode???--[[User:Bb777|hi]] ([[User talk:Bb777|talk]]) 15:21, 24 March 2025 (UTC)
:I tried extracting the GIF's frames using [https://ezgif.com ezgif] and unfortunately there are only two frames, one with the dot and one without. [[User:Cynthia7979|Wanderer Sinner]] ([[User talk:Cynthia7979|talk]]) 17:49, 27 March 2025 (UTC)
Possible April Fools shenanigans? [[User:Willintendo|Willintendo]] ([[User talk:Willintendo|talk]]) 15:59, 24 March 2025 (UTC)
:Feel free to investigate!--[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 16:21, 24 March 2025 (UTC)

Talk:26: Fourier

2025-03-27T17:37:31Z

Cynthia7979: Forgot to sign!

Isn't the cat also imaginary because its Fourier transform isn't symmetric?

I feel like there's another joke in that his cat is "imaginary" or has complex components.

[[User:Shdwdrgn|Shdwdrgn]] ([[User talk:Shdwdrgn|talk]]) 06:33, 8 October 2014 (UTC)shdwdrgn

Picking up on shdwdrgn's comment above, how interesting would the Fourier transform of Schroedingers's cat be. I guess it would consist of two overlaid graphs neither of which would be certain until you actually looked at it.[[User:EditorGonk|EditorGonk]] ([[User talk:EditorGonk|talk]]) 09:38, 20 July 2018 (UTC)

Might this also be a Garfield joke? Garfield's veterinarian is named Liz. Although Garfield, being roughly a three-dimensional ovoid, would probably end up with a much different looking Fourier transform than what is depicted here.

--[[Special:Contributions/199.27.130.246|199.27.130.246]] 21:26, 9 October 2014 (UTC)

I think the transform may be of the movements of various parts of the cat. Cats tend to move their ears and heads a lot, and other parts, less so. What tipped me off is the spike at the tip of the tail. Cats typically twitch the very tip of their tail in a rhythmic fashion. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.192|108.162.216.192]] 21:52, 2 March 2015 (UTC)

Coincidentially, the Fourier transform of a cat was used in a 2003 paper on the so-called phase problem in protein crystallography (figure 3) to illustrate the relevance of phase and amplitude information. See http://journals.iucr.org/d/issues/2003/11/00/ba5050/index.html
and http://journals.iucr.org/d/issues/2003/11/00/ba5050/ba5050fig3.html

Can someone do a reverse fourier transform on the cat's graph and post it here please? --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.79.37|162.158.79.37]] 18:12, 14 July 2020 (UTC)Bumpf

I have done a fourier transform on the graph but sorry to report it's not that interesting. I can't figure out how to upload here so here's an imgur link https://imgur.com/a/APfAxLb (First time contributing sorry if I do something wrong)--[[User:T7685|T7685]] ([[User talk:T7685|talk]]) 00:49, 10 March 2025 (UTC)
:You did great! Thank you for the graphs, I uploaded them myself and [[26: Fourier#Trvia|added them to the article]]! --[[User:FaviFake|FaviFake]] ([[User talk:FaviFake|talk]]) 15:40, 10 March 2025 (UTC)

In an attempt to find calculated fourier series of cats I found this gem: [https://www.ellipsix.net/blog/2013/09/interpreting-fourier-transforms.html Interpreting Fourier transforms] [[User:Cynthia7979|Wanderer Sinner]] ([[User talk:Cynthia7979|talk]]) 17:37, 27 March 2025 (UTC)

Talk:26: Fourier

2025-03-27T17:37:01Z

Cynthia7979: Added comment about interpretation