1506: xkcloud/Table of Permalinks

2016-06-20T01:09:24Z

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==Description==
*26733 permalinks have been found so far for [[1506: xkcloud]].
*Below is a table of 2252 feed entries, featuring 1528 different pictures and 1993 different captions
*[[1506: xkcloud/List of Permalinks]] contains a list of all discovered permalinks, which reuse different combinations of the same pictures and captions.
*No permalinks have been found with a duplicate combination of picture and caption.
*It is uncertain if the user name and user picture remain constant, as these have changed in the past.
*A full list of user names and user pictures are listed on [[1506: xkcloud]].

==Table of Permalinks==
This table contains all images and captions at least once.
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="font-family:monospace"
!Permalink
!Image
!Caption

|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56beedbe-fd8d-539d-b836-f2c919991980 f2c919991980]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c442c857-0356-501c-8a68-17779ee040a7 17779ee040a7]
|Not Again :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d579d4aa-f356-5064-a2f0-20deaf953613 20deaf953613]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c91ff217-1355-54fd-9b16-a64fc3d7d8f9 a64fc3d7d8f9]
|┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ee4d2a4-d954-5588-b0b2-58f9c1f83d30 58f9c1f83d30]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f866e83-2d6d-5f0c-9a0e-ce66a2faf2a3 ce66a2faf2a3]
|the microsoft promised land
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7273cec6-5493-5271-aaeb-8274f64fa984 8274f64fa984]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6df54d7-78ca-54ef-9d7e-212b2307a09f 212b2307a09f]
|MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5fbdf4f-4a00-5119-8c26-6604af2b1dea 6604af2b1dea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cabb45bd-93cc-555a-a7a6-24c75c7c27b0 24c75c7c27b0]
|:-(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9f72601-359d-5d73-9860-7ab61b9edfa9 7ab61b9edfa9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f9bf11-a0b6-5994-8294-cba467da5a14 cba467da5a14]
|I found a three fingered kitten!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e79a1e0-a35a-572e-81c2-2a3d25dd72dd 2a3d25dd72dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1596da10-dc6f-5e77-b089-3ea8cd3dbdbc 3ea8cd3dbdbc]
|what a bummer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b6dd7d74-e625-5ce8-a231-eed49c0370c9 eed49c0370c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/121136d9-1994-5755-b831-02eab95bdf15 02eab95bdf15]
|OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1065295-6411-59ff-aac6-4fc1887b3ae8 4fc1887b3ae8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b6884c3-d309-5deb-96c6-bbbda03f1051 bbbda03f1051]
|Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b3f54189-af03-5011-b273-8bccb1874db6 8bccb1874db6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c9b4d6c-c718-563d-bf6b-6bf3263b04f6 6bf3263b04f6]
|this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c16bc929-9634-5c78-a395-72adb3ecf9c6 72adb3ecf9c6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f3920d5-4914-5dc1-9704-225a08c3c4e1 225a08c3c4e1]
|Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5a2241e8-1910-5144-b253-4f1091ac13fb 4f1091ac13fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/891e3d8a-8aad-50d1-8cfe-a957cdaa3aae a957cdaa3aae]
|if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d4418165-e8b7-5ae9-8fe4-a675e5830cfd a675e5830cfd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad9cfb61-7cf8-513e-9acd-02b28c8a401d 02b28c8a401d]
|everything makes sense now
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8bc43461-da15-56ed-a87e-c2f86cf4e269 c2f86cf4e269]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025ba82f-ad01-5580-b6ee-e2dffdd62ace e2dffdd62ace]
|We've given up trying to justify this.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80c95608-1351-52b5-a4f2-a6b1a7686453 a6b1a7686453]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4805b05b-2a16-5b04-814c-f4f58d3c10fe f4f58d3c10fe]
|Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/706e45e2-27d5-5c92-b24c-dd4f0aff5b35 dd4f0aff5b35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5ef28745-5a51-5bd3-8b48-36d65e9490e4 36d65e9490e4]
|The Captain Crunch Kraken
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e94105d-3a11-5c19-8ac4-d364f46aaef2 d364f46aaef2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/563f38e6-b832-5921-9f17-9680350fc412 9680350fc412]
|The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/476432e0-27ce-5f4e-aa82-c05714ffc287 c05714ffc287]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b08fdad-862b-51b7-b86b-b383658ed774 b383658ed774]
|This explains it all
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/09b6611c-2880-5dd5-994e-14ca86f00e70 14ca86f00e70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f79eb33-aa01-5e2c-97e5-d1cde7ea1764 d1cde7ea1764]
|Nothing new under the sun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8a27b27-de50-5e7f-a539-58cf4b2f91fb 58cf4b2f91fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7d1af6-7698-53cf-ba97-7773dc0863cc 7773dc0863cc]
|Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f2f5101b-1680-5161-a375-9b10fd902481 9b10fd902481]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0d513d44-481a-5bf4-be87-59ead0250c96 59ead0250c96]
|Belgium
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/855dfb69-aa0e-52c7-9f04-6e469b00eae7 6e469b00eae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e9b64ae-12e3-5734-93fb-cc43b755a6f6 cc43b755a6f6]
|Vegans gonna hate
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0806a249-60e1-5239-a476-e6b2986bd936 e6b2986bd936]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|OMG I cannot even
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/65857b1c-2f4f-5037-9383-4d2f327ae7e1 4d2f327ae7e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/efd786ab-c6c8-5c9d-91fd-57fa867685bd 57fa867685bd]
|just two more trips over the horizon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bab7356-5adc-58d5-9c5a-4292b1b95313 4292b1b95313]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3ceee7d0-8626-5f7e-b912-1061e0518fbf 1061e0518fbf]
|...Freudian sense tingling...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6f6c71a8-81ca-5a66-8a07-4263e0eb7e87 4263e0eb7e87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/773a267a-f7bd-556e-8683-4e9da7817cd4 4e9da7817cd4]
|we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/89fed9fa-434e-5e39-814f-7680df16b4aa 7680df16b4aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d08dec99-b2a1-5d73-baa9-8a9f34703e2d 8a9f34703e2d]
|I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77187feb-0ddb-5ce2-ac33-e4e5367e1f47 e4e5367e1f47]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/010f5ec0-f37c-5071-9777-cf668a11b9f0 cf668a11b9f0]
|Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd330a67-fda9-531e-9f49-3377e8740fe8 3377e8740fe8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6fc451ab-029f-5388-a07e-9e46d05470f7 9e46d05470f7]
|Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/41604a0a-40e0-5533-823e-13f478fdf105 13f478fdf105]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fefefea2-8381-550d-bce6-f1385643bfd3 f1385643bfd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20f86b5e-15e6-5257-8ef9-2f5139fdda6c 2f5139fdda6c]
|I find this picture reflects my soul.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f319494d-8389-51d5-8986-360890f998d5 360890f998d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d30609bc-e28e-5311-a3c9-da6c0eb81b49 da6c0eb81b49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a79f81b2-564c-56e2-be19-62d36831eeb6 62d36831eeb6]
|lol, no i didn't jump
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35d6e484-0c06-56c6-9051-538c21aa2e5e 538c21aa2e5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69fca1f5-4be0-5ec1-a1d2-955d92065020 955d92065020]
|#CATSANDBIRDS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59a2359a-01dd-5ce0-b4e8-907e372bc0e8 907e372bc0e8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc4735bd-975e-57c3-b27d-e376fd7003ce e376fd7003ce]
|Best. Funeral. Ever.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/99a2ef23-326e-599d-ac8a-f04adf940e5d f04adf940e5d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/816cf950-752b-522f-ae4e-1cbd4410b0c5 1cbd4410b0c5]
|finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30afb346-3be9-5fa9-95cf-1f146e51a52b 1f146e51a52b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2e47d03-7459-5d24-a870-1c4ca7d93623 1c4ca7d93623]
|my new haircut only exists in another dimension
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f777b7fd-9fd3-53d2-8596-8f6e4d2b5c63 8f6e4d2b5c63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6392e625-8f68-509a-a5b5-31ddd9945040 31ddd9945040]
|YES
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd978ecf-e0bb-572b-ae4c-93c2c75d65af 93c2c75d65af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/835596d0-35e8-50fb-a097-b08505ac7848 b08505ac7848]
|i don't remember this scene form star wars
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa46347b-b14a-5ae3-81b5-fb2a1e2aefd0 fb2a1e2aefd0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a297d2d-2b56-56fd-9fcf-123e4ec62288 123e4ec62288]
|Always get a full nights rest
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a36d4cc3-5421-5ae1-b2f9-b4344aecdb35 b4344aecdb35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8fd277ec-78e4-5aaf-b2e0-7123db10fc55 7123db10fc55]
|my new duvet cover!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9446425e-ded1-59f7-bc4f-9c31563ca3ca 9c31563ca3ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90836205-94b6-5a37-a5d8-f12910f29abb f12910f29abb]
|we sail the ocean orange
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3527d8f4-0bf6-56a9-9787-428af0529b5a 428af0529b5a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7acbc5f-981c-5def-9191-c8a63b7c18f0 c8a63b7c18f0]
|Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88c97712-aacb-5157-9d4e-2ccabf9801c1 2ccabf9801c1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/847c38a1-d8c9-51ec-b562-7bc308ea1436 7bc308ea1436]
|Guess that "sun" was really important after all
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76221e3f-5deb-5bf3-9c27-4f26d9e2ba70 4f26d9e2ba70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be3fdbaf-3607-5f7a-b644-87355b37d71c 87355b37d71c]
|#nomakeup #justnatural
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b261bff-35a5-5850-a2d7-d8de28d977ae d8de28d977ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfd68a67-4d86-5ea6-a967-257d8b02f16c 257d8b02f16c]
|There's a third bump, growing fast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e2cc307-7b3d-58eb-8555-8e9188624537 8e9188624537]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/10132928-36d2-5499-a404-6c6626ce547f 6c6626ce547f]
|But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/11e10eb8-faad-5b17-90b0-10fedacb054d 10fedacb054d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/72eb6ef2-9a43-5e32-81f2-654bbc9c2f25 654bbc9c2f25]
|The rook is getting closer. Help me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/af016d3a-af82-5598-bd69-e5b596b4685e e5b596b4685e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/088eacc9-5e39-54fd-95d4-c0a9ca3690f5 c0a9ca3690f5]
|mYTH BUSTED!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9048677f-549a-5484-83a6-f1fb5e4214a5 f1fb5e4214a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7213686-e9a9-5654-81b2-a0a0157f5ab6 a0a0157f5ab6]
|Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67975ec7-2abe-500c-8fc2-8facbf6567a8 8facbf6567a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3753baf-d13a-5d6b-9220-010bad314260 010bad314260]
|That's just not very funny
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76d49014-d03d-5813-af3f-bc5e028d912c bc5e028d912c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f03ff043-f4ea-524e-9af7-fcf9829a0289 fcf9829a0289]
|Do my feet look fat?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a31d670e-b996-5b90-a56b-a774947b536b a774947b536b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0749a650-fedd-5371-a754-382b161233d2 382b161233d2]
|look at me, i'm from England!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b77bc47d-5d7c-5e53-a584-cc8d44c16ebe cc8d44c16ebe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8275a71d-5200-514e-bc12-934f1f0453ba 934f1f0453ba]
|CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/40471769-ac16-5940-b7b4-b5a1b3eb6171 b5a1b3eb6171]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/307a5299-64a3-5766-b6ec-a96ef02038be a96ef02038be]
|the dark side of the moon, amirite?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ac1118e-cd24-5b84-92e4-0fb66a709edd 0fb66a709edd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c8b6640-386e-5eea-b264-73bcd7bde4d2 73bcd7bde4d2]
|#Toobigtofall
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b242f15-5ed7-5c5a-a9cc-e70649ddc7e0 e70649ddc7e0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e70bfc4a-bd05-511e-9022-86d77f35cb4e 86d77f35cb4e]
|Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88a44de2-d12a-5a03-8f62-78de79c7f4b4 78de79c7f4b4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/42332de1-30ef-5905-a7df-1bf501c24758 1bf501c24758]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/714d5e28-5bf7-5994-bf2f-ce1b72fb730c ce1b72fb730c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/321f9f98-6bf2-5762-9ce7-d9823cee8ea4 d9823cee8ea4]
|Lack of cucumbers
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8be8fee-a55e-5527-b803-e696f4111eb6 e696f4111eb6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/02ab2fe9-7692-5057-b2f8-4226e91af364 4226e91af364]
|best republican caucus ever!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a29b79e7-15a6-5e66-af9d-aa6141a024cc aa6141a024cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ebbe88b3-88bf-50a4-b231-fbf7493522f2 fbf7493522f2]
|This needs a motivational text
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/764040d5-65a8-5054-8b18-8cbbdecd7e72 8cbbdecd7e72]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288c8d51-20db-5347-88af-51c994821764 51c994821764]
|Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ceb4a9ed-df43-510a-8ebd-d6afc32d827d d6afc32d827d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a5a173c-1e8a-55ec-afe8-2e494a4f52d2 2e494a4f52d2]
|a spherical cow
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9720b90e-f66e-5a72-a6f6-c83352083673 c83352083673]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eea7b7b-d459-5c7d-b896-b71d2b588ffa b71d2b588ffa]
|this guy keeps following me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe7ab154-7454-519e-85e7-23e81a5bf832 23e81a5bf832]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b0b5ded-f42e-55b2-9565-5ea3119b0c13 5ea3119b0c13]
|alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b6f87230-98ca-52ef-8f54-9567873d1cc1 9567873d1cc1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae599153-4197-5e85-8c24-8a5f2942c127 8a5f2942c127]
|just cos()
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d6213d1-c2c4-5cae-8600-30080f592e25 30080f592e25]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65e4958-037a-5168-9dbb-2ec5bd49d89f 2ec5bd49d89f]
|1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19f35f05-3686-5efd-a2e5-240ac198542b 240ac198542b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/57fefda3-9ef3-5dc7-ae33-1b3fb7095f97 1b3fb7095f97]
|ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82ebc534-4c93-54a7-ae6a-c464c50c8e69 c464c50c8e69]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29f8cd1b-94ae-5814-8b93-4fb22a860334 4fb22a860334]
|ksp mission success
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/752058e5-e469-5698-9dfa-c8f770e70674 c8f770e70674]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64edf960-2fd5-5aa9-b217-2421a8b1ba8d 2421a8b1ba8d]
|check out my usb sword!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2821b5bd-ceff-57f7-8cc3-39d53b5e1d21 39d53b5e1d21]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/607583f8-f7e8-5843-8532-5d49cc7e107d 5d49cc7e107d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/070861df-bfd3-559c-a614-906f495d1c54 906f495d1c54]
|throwing epic shade!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee538dec-f3a2-50da-be91-8b71d1568b71 8b71d1568b71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36c5f1ed-2f6a-54e5-ae7d-473540e8a24b 473540e8a24b]
|Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d3d617c6-48f8-5d22-b21d-afa281c09dc1 afa281c09dc1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17e4d9e0-80b3-5195-9b78-b4cc62c6ce6e b4cc62c6ce6e]
|I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb7f6893-df3a-5ba4-8b2d-955f855b56b9 955f855b56b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46ca95b6-e096-5a8e-a9e4-e7e1910c416d e7e1910c416d]
|Trees on a hill #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5a99b904-19e9-5881-aa25-42f2990b0582 42f2990b0582]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd818083-c02a-539a-8461-efb683138c9e efb683138c9e]
|This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46332250-59b9-5dd7-adf1-b0f5c71dff78 b0f5c71dff78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0b3eb44-8ccd-5c84-9f12-51bcc6656d87 51bcc6656d87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05d62b11-4806-5308-8599-7b12d0018e3f 7b12d0018e3f]
|THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6af80532-7e6c-5c35-afc3-19eca942dbe8 19eca942dbe8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9aee1d90-f8eb-55e3-8c0b-a06de52211f2 a06de52211f2]
|Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b7cd7a4-91b1-5b93-b4ad-6b0e960d58a5 6b0e960d58a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/144ebf44-9cfd-5a26-b2fe-37d3a3a22fdb 37d3a3a22fdb]
|#DrinkSaltwater
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3b0339c-42e7-5c08-8dd8-b765f1972938 b765f1972938]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|The last thing we see before we die
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3125d60a-52b2-5e6a-a936-3d734511ffb7 3d734511ffb7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e21be9f-a9f0-57cd-8965-233d440514d3 233d440514d3]
|THAT'S NO MOON
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/611e5d79-838d-5921-9f5e-e3d828025d70 e3d828025d70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7fde8040-4a59-59cf-ae49-e09a1b5aa635 e09a1b5aa635]
|I will take that one please
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e3d9927-ae0b-5823-aea0-5ecb62a00d53 5ecb62a00d53]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b0a633bf-05cd-5221-a778-60c958ff14d4 60c958ff14d4]
|I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe14e448-8cc1-50f2-8fbb-98d43fab0c86 98d43fab0c86]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d78dbf22-53c4-560a-ae3c-c142bf4c510d c142bf4c510d]
|I'm ready!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9afdaf82-7151-5995-8213-45ecd28d3557 45ecd28d3557]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/121136d9-1994-5755-b831-02eab95bdf15 02eab95bdf15]
|I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe564257-856a-5e95-b162-29fab7b825ae 29fab7b825ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8b845946-6ed2-54da-97d9-6e0fa6423e5e 6e0fa6423e5e]
|The birds found the hobbit hole
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de70ff1c-e2ba-5f6e-a7ad-1f5865a62b1c 1f5865a62b1c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be36e305-cc0f-54b3-8b60-1f0c75a75ca8 1f0c75a75ca8]
|This was the most unkindest cut of all
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95f1d25d-d6fb-57aa-b203-af61cc969a76 af61cc969a76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/24e2385a-b813-5a36-83d9-ffa61701b9fa ffa61701b9fa]
|They're all watching me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d751e7e-414f-52a0-a5e4-c8fb9201d01b c8fb9201d01b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a062ef5-7cf7-58d9-9453-39842baaeb63 39842baaeb63]
|突っ込むところもねい！
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5864399-cfb1-5794-8e03-b3172def5121 b3172def5121]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/57fefda3-9ef3-5dc7-ae33-1b3fb7095f97 1b3fb7095f97]
|I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0437a65-ab71-52da-a7d5-bd26ecde512f bd26ecde512f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1696cddd-bbdf-54e7-8c68-54b19f7c4f03 54b19f7c4f03]
|International relationships are getting worse
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/782c41b4-0dfc-50db-adad-4ca2606d56c1 4ca2606d56c1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f14e85e4-0b6b-515c-a309-ad84df3b19fb ad84df3b19fb]
|For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9e9f1b8-6834-5a3b-89f9-de9dc2df4195 de9dc2df4195]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025ba82f-ad01-5580-b6ee-e2dffdd62ace e2dffdd62ace]
|We live in a golden age!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/96f20bf9-2c2b-5996-b0e4-945217469759 945217469759]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae27426a-c7f2-5d72-b3c6-84474c28886b 84474c28886b]
|*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc0a8744-98e4-57cd-b781-3c8c6e7cdb31 3c8c6e7cdb31]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f27c6f3f-a6fa-5660-b11e-a7e15e99cca4 a7e15e99cca4]
|come on, put on the slippers.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/304b956a-d9a1-5d03-8cd7-75c51529536e 75c51529536e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c10a4e71-ed55-593a-b7e8-85e0c52e34c9 85e0c52e34c9]
|like my new haircut?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cad399ae-0e32-5066-82c1-e7c1e89e5282 e7c1e89e5282]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f729d050-5e8f-5bf0-8962-37b45655015e 37b45655015e]
|"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f50fe342-20bc-5d41-9f0a-8604d8f8881f 8604d8f8881f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3278187-b303-5be6-a538-fd4bab0c30e3 fd4bab0c30e3]
|i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/306ce662-51ab-5150-881c-12c4fb065e84 12c4fb065e84]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e12db2e3-ee65-5f77-bc52-25280d880bb6 25280d880bb6]
|And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd68490e-f2bb-55bd-92c2-34d22c1b9c7a 34d22c1b9c7a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|look what i found underneath my pillow
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e1c42ef-2320-576a-ad66-a30142d80e4c a30142d80e4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7a12c02-ca1a-5258-a4e8-3b6f2bd2000b 3b6f2bd2000b]
|about to die lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f347dbe2-c9fc-5aaf-ae01-13ece67e7f00 13ece67e7f00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a00da1d6-09c0-5525-9f41-ee9bf2c78576 ee9bf2c78576]
|My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f1c83d85-a8ac-59c5-8a6f-4a71bfd07699 4a71bfd07699]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab97b36a-9dcb-5d96-897d-a9181c1b6475 a9181c1b6475]
|My cat is cuter than yours.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71e7566e-1b0a-5ce4-8459-2f0ae9f4e4b0 2f0ae9f4e4b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ef0db5d3-c0e4-51e4-9389-250a074b0607 250a074b0607]
|Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b53acea-6c44-5c07-9c74-97eaefb323c8 97eaefb323c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17ec1a64-4919-58e6-8128-61f58d48c281 61f58d48c281]
|the saddest moment of my childhood
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7bff3ae3-f21a-56a5-9c1b-850d9221886f 850d9221886f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56c913af-e3d1-598c-a83c-11e39871b180 11e39871b180]
|Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa789439-a94e-5f2a-99c8-bc29ee9a4c7f bc29ee9a4c7f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/403dd3bb-007c-557e-bef3-b9f054fb539d b9f054fb539d]
|If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a5d2c5ef-fef0-5066-b37a-7714bbe3d46f 7714bbe3d46f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|No more sorrow!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/107db0f8-7a80-575c-a941-cf681b2b203e cf681b2b203e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c10a4e71-ed55-593a-b7e8-85e0c52e34c9 85e0c52e34c9]
|my toothache has got worse recently
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8d17480-9fb0-5ace-a23b-06a0284a512c 06a0284a512c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/203f60fb-19b0-581d-af01-81a4839135ac 81a4839135ac]
|So, it has come to this...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76f0aade-2b2f-56a5-930d-851dbb52b7a0 851dbb52b7a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce2836b8-5d66-594a-85cb-aa40d23c63f2 aa40d23c63f2]
|one electrocution can ruin your entire day
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9905047-7ca9-580e-9bdf-2cb28701a9e7 2cb28701a9e7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5cdd2eb1-69a1-5438-a564-ac194aab980b ac194aab980b]
|My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbdbcc38-12ee-548e-b01c-77bf0e4e66be 77bf0e4e66be]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73647914-d50a-5453-9926-23334f7de37f 23334f7de37f]
|I'll catch it one day
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3424fcd6-96d6-554d-a606-931f113f8dd8 931f113f8dd8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|damn. that squirrel's got a ball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4ab0d17-8315-5ff7-be3f-bfe6c37a9f93 bfe6c37a9f93]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb889194-bbc1-5ca5-8729-5ddd76bb3d6c 5ddd76bb3d6c]
|oh look, a penny
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/856ac074-f117-57ef-ad66-09f8eb1d88ac 09f8eb1d88ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3d90d8b4-8235-55ec-8ebf-f1bda684c6fd f1bda684c6fd]
|Look at me jumping!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/44e2bc36-fbfe-53dc-9c50-d5ba0e2799f3 d5ba0e2799f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9b24a99f-930e-5059-9367-d8a647f2826e d8a647f2826e]
|Freshly waxed floors + new socks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6260b338-40f1-5178-851e-6cc18d8e6d29 6cc18d8e6d29]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eccf801-377c-5636-96a2-31dbe4b7eb35 31dbe4b7eb35]
|AGHHHHH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f1782357-fbd3-5b52-9947-e9cad090f9fc e9cad090f9fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/93fcd14e-fb29-56e2-8d07-61308525cf42 61308525cf42]
|they told me carrots were good for eye health
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/291db87f-6d9c-5741-94f0-6e8c19f28f19 6e8c19f28f19]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/92ba9c44-dcfd-52ab-a26f-d7bef8511cc1 d7bef8511cc1]
|Beyond Level 256...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a543c6da-08ed-50eb-bd63-41910f8e6f5e 41910f8e6f5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b7edd8d-4a8d-5159-894c-ddf013875fd0 ddf013875fd0]
|Do I look like a penguin?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/20536952-2ab9-5c39-886e-96eb4179fa6e 96eb4179fa6e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe26f03-37df-5415-bf21-ff1dbf4d409c ff1dbf4d409c]
|no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4b3fbb5-a064-5911-9dee-a75c146bc697 a75c146bc697]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f9bf2d6-4407-51be-97c3-459891d99059 459891d99059]
|where should i put this cool new tatto?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d14668df-374b-57ea-9634-17bb05a94135 17bb05a94135]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa2e9291-aff8-5999-901d-0bdeb119f6e0 0bdeb119f6e0]
|Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ece7bbff-48d3-5e9e-bd32-533e48c07f8c 533e48c07f8c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29105784-7e02-588c-97e5-ddeff2316e8d ddeff2316e8d]
|The building blocks of life
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3834dedf-aa53-548f-957d-3800d27f8533 3800d27f8533]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69410a27-0c28-53b7-92b2-e143bef0e30f e143bef0e30f]
|I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59cb9afd-cab5-5007-8147-5b1eedd309ee 5b1eedd309ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8cfe7501-4ab0-5aec-9c66-07a2950a48cb 07a2950a48cb]
|big data strikes back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a2d502b-fed1-5803-b148-2b68441c70ee 2b68441c70ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8b5aa898-a84c-56c5-977c-5d27e2398770 5d27e2398770]
|a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/add92a4d-a6c6-565a-a4e7-8b359c586199 8b359c586199]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f50e7f06-f1ea-5060-900a-62abd7c005ee 62abd7c005ee]
|Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e1adab02-1c05-5a1f-973c-061595a788b9 061595a788b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7570c337-a31f-58bd-a6f0-5c2386c8cb54 5c2386c8cb54]
|hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71995175-d1ad-5d38-9f40-326e70547c9a 326e70547c9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e4cf5c10-e7cb-521b-9463-57d64c44c572 57d64c44c572]
|what to have for breakfast?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ef618d3-639d-540b-aff8-1306a64b6dbe 1306a64b6dbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b8197ccc-0786-5d7f-b884-ae5350e13117 ae5350e13117]
|Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/44ee3862-dc14-5e31-acdb-96ef0b9fc718 96ef0b9fc718]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6431490-4465-5c9a-bbfc-cd9fbf5c1333 cd9fbf5c1333]
|for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fce57813-fc47-5d72-9dbd-56a09716bc8e 56a09716bc8e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb277e17-2824-53ee-ba9d-dda187c532d4 dda187c532d4]
|i don't remember this scene form star wars
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e0e3ed2-d124-568e-96ca-91e54fdab603 91e54fdab603]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73e20f2f-d527-5739-83e8-0c11f3359c47 0c11f3359c47]
|one does not simply wok into mordor
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/89dc247a-9973-5b7d-a72b-ccf3b85a729a ccf3b85a729a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87ac2e09-34e4-5cbb-8ace-f6298c1c3134 f6298c1c3134]
|Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/801ea884-27e0-5193-9921-3102c7259fac 3102c7259fac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e81742f-115b-50ce-8dca-26f932f7b668 26f932f7b668]
|This is how we celebrate easter usually
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19406b92-5df9-54ad-9d4f-1121ce6aeaa6 1121ce6aeaa6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fda63e06-e177-5e16-a90d-b3b3c866ccae b3b3c866ccae]
|Oh no, it's the moon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/377a4769-ca2f-55e9-a56d-484335cc68a8 484335cc68a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9beba89e-44be-5434-96e0-d2d6221717b6 d2d6221717b6]
|Where did this road come from?!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0602eb14-effc-5120-b882-93bbd49b0aa3 93bbd49b0aa3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/efd786ab-c6c8-5c9d-91fd-57fa867685bd 57fa867685bd]
|I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc53150a-d9db-50f8-a211-2189cd70e3b9 2189cd70e3b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68a2938f-8b87-52c8-b043-30d33648a505 30d33648a505]
|I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ad6cb9c-1c34-5076-81cd-f80bba7e0a9a f80bba7e0a9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7cdfb74f-7e49-59da-9fec-416a214c5e51 416a214c5e51]
|love it!"...The Aristocrats."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f434a19-eefa-587b-bbdf-494af18edb24 494af18edb24]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f633a19e-38e6-5a06-8ad6-e2575fd89a89 e2575fd89a89]
|Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cba60b18-3c2c-540e-afcb-2505e67be10e 2505e67be10e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/16c9a1a1-6234-52e9-9a9b-a664f572dc2f a664f572dc2f]
|The secret to infinite storage space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a1dc106-df1f-55eb-8763-cfde55a8ae41 cfde55a8ae41]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6f1c7557-d81e-5336-aeae-7d0249cf0e5b 7d0249cf0e5b]
|funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bc80d9f-b84b-572c-a6b7-c291154579ef c291154579ef]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/34dc9512-3b97-5745-9f28-c165f253d31c c165f253d31c]
|every breath you take, every move you make
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2eaa703c-fc9c-55e7-851c-ee96a167ac9a ee96a167ac9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e38f2b3-b1af-5843-aeb5-b70795dcf356 b70795dcf356]
|Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59916b01-9100-5a85-8938-ebe042ab3b6d ebe042ab3b6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5e6d929-6ed7-5627-b575-da1ca557b64e da1ca557b64e]
|WHY WHY WHY #WHY
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/356a3b7b-b4d8-5eae-86b4-b7c9d9ced324 b7c9d9ced324]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8454200d-292f-5992-8a26-ea6f236f0ccd ea6f236f0ccd]
|#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/888cc1e7-ee3a-5664-b50c-b0de76348814 b0de76348814]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/63504dde-b08a-52e0-824b-0e686f7800f8 0e686f7800f8]
|ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb530419-7e35-52dd-bf9b-b659bda0c60a b659bda0c60a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/94e7a515-c167-5735-b499-a4121d8873e6 a4121d8873e6]
|I got the job!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/61311c50-68dc-5b8a-ad1d-fdfa4d25084f fdfa4d25084f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfb03669-7be8-5033-bdf8-68a9726a825d 68a9726a825d]
|Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/78b6427d-d4bb-54cc-95bd-c50a4b9dd11d c50a4b9dd11d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e1328e6-8cec-5ed6-b7de-95fd495595b4 95fd495595b4]
|It's a Finger trap
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c103cf2d-f175-500c-bdd3-093513c54148 093513c54148]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7ed21a6-3997-51ea-b4d6-f741758c13fb f741758c13fb]
|I CHOOSE YOU!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2648ca96-faf8-53cb-9ccc-6e24ba0538d5 6e24ba0538d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/436723ff-6616-58b8-899c-fd5ed226f3b5 fd5ed226f3b5]
|Why do dogs like this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f66a93e-f62a-5520-a05d-bca8acac1d3d bca8acac1d3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/218cf422-7917-5303-9922-610de88d97a2 610de88d97a2]
|I've found a new way to feed the poor
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a804b268-232f-5ac5-b9c0-9f530e69d03b 9f530e69d03b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e76d17a4-7773-56a7-b905-0a842138f70f 0a842138f70f]
|i was gonna eat that
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a0547b7-5059-5564-ba19-3e64da4379f3 3e64da4379f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99e4448a-fbcc-5220-811c-200e900034e5 200e900034e5]
|Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afb9599f-e6d7-5021-bcb6-b7661f05d535 b7661f05d535]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6083bd4-1196-5f8a-a059-7c29fe125de7 7c29fe125de7]
|Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f65e89be-8096-534c-99a8-13420ac443bb 13420ac443bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56db63e1-e6fc-5a55-956b-eea655ca5250 eea655ca5250]
|We've got a problem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0d757b17-4487-5cf6-8312-22e87b9546be 22e87b9546be]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78ef1707-1428-5377-a652-f3d0c85e8fbb f3d0c85e8fbb]
|it's in a good part of town
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3dc52c37-5a48-503d-a7c1-fc78e89fc3d7 fc78e89fc3d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ae0caa-389c-5c01-b64b-d41d16f7880c d41d16f7880c]
|#Long_Exposure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5c2ccc44-0daa-5c25-81d1-6db6bbb9e2d9 6db6bbb9e2d9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f738b7e4-e50f-51b1-b42a-8e3716fa7673 8e3716fa7673]
|I still say it looks White and Gold!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/43427b43-2307-550a-9fe4-e8d85ea51efc e8d85ea51efc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f5596b2-af42-5b13-ae56-01745d8436e5 01745d8436e5]
|"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88d9a0cb-c31c-5ae1-a7bf-9d4515ca8fbe 9d4515ca8fbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31a6008a-ee5c-5fd2-8ff2-ff20713d6d53 ff20713d6d53]
|The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ec572047-d61d-5780-ad99-05323f0572a0 05323f0572a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6edbb5c-de44-530c-9d45-6e1c3f061803 6e1c3f061803]
|Picasso's illegitimate child...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5db3653-590f-5029-92a0-027c9cc771a1 027c9cc771a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f90b9604-3cb1-5cdd-b00d-2a2a4ca9f44b 2a2a4ca9f44b]
|this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83b3ed8e-3838-5c0f-9127-01c700b74a50 01c700b74a50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a00df914-fc36-5bb1-9a52-f67296fb4000 f67296fb4000]
|I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5eb5d8b7-8331-5fcd-b6a6-a21faf2f4bb4 a21faf2f4bb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a1df83bf-556e-5059-bfea-770d7b505b8e 770d7b505b8e]
|Magnified 10,000 times
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07d1cb11-977a-5357-988e-27469bde1f27 27469bde1f27]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/accdfe0a-1cef-54f6-a454-32aed7da2c9f 32aed7da2c9f]
|My dad in the army
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18e89a57-6ecf-53f1-85c0-c1e6f3363e2e c1e6f3363e2e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce61b727-9fb7-5fde-87c8-e00e6d223a7b e00e6d223a7b]
|Is this real life?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b973cb05-b1a5-5d98-b6d8-4a2625c44267 4a2625c44267]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3c68dc0-1a07-525d-a452-11a4256440cd 11a4256440cd]
|Flat file viewing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/87fe6dba-5bae-5396-ad2c-58d31bb77093 58d31bb77093]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6190693-b2b2-57ea-b4b5-28241826b9bd 28241826b9bd]
|GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cbb5da80-2c3d-5704-b0d3-2612e5998e1b 2612e5998e1b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58bd8afd-0527-5dc0-a9cb-b3e92f1b2488 b3e92f1b2488]
|Wow, did you see that??!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18f390c5-3cb6-534a-8712-afd0d3ee34da afd0d3ee34da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96fbf8e7-ae49-51a8-9abf-05912644bcfb 05912644bcfb]
|I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b7f2d6c8-7cbe-5604-9d5e-9bc3cbfe09ab 9bc3cbfe09ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9bec4353-9fd8-5cc4-a15c-40c28b0eb98f 40c28b0eb98f]
|Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd8c637d-d72a-57c2-8867-e03b63985f03 e03b63985f03]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c26b6605-38fd-5a01-aecb-433a886dc9e3 433a886dc9e3]
|they said be careful, we said yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7560c06-8610-57ec-b71e-5dad07f66ecf 5dad07f66ecf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dfc671f9-1121-5469-b69d-0ad5264f89d2 0ad5264f89d2]
|There's a third bump, growing fast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ecfe917-83a5-5fae-8fc3-014291ab50fa 014291ab50fa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8cda64f-7f92-5a59-8ac8-64b298792bbd 64b298792bbd]
|How many can there be?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/735bbf88-2322-5544-b9d0-1da3fc10799f 1da3fc10799f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9ff3b569-d992-5f95-8dea-2d72a7e51416 2d72a7e51416]
|our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e6e726e-d71c-565e-b5e5-1da7c2760106 1da7c2760106]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/245a4a26-6978-5af3-98f9-ba7df8a7dea2 ba7df8a7dea2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e33e05c9-b6f6-5faf-9787-0767fc7121e1 0767fc7121e1]
|He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c60bc791-6ee5-5af9-ac2d-efb6ddfffbf5 efb6ddfffbf5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bba966b3-b111-595c-bb9e-ca36f7be679b ca36f7be679b]
|This is just like my 5th birthday party.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01519800-205b-51ad-8f6d-1c1a3c373eaa 1c1a3c373eaa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c222bd35-8542-5979-9c31-0bdf87d935b6 0bdf87d935b6]
|I believe in an afterbirth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/db81220c-da20-56a0-8299-2f53d25ad766 2f53d25ad766]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fea553f-da8a-5915-b0a7-dcb43a4fed87 dcb43a4fed87]
|Obama pardons Santa claus
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f61ed589-9940-586d-b413-9e948d589e00 9e948d589e00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e8146d3-cc9d-5cdd-b07f-b88c7072f092 b88c7072f092]
|No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c28efdf8-bd98-575a-a606-da1c7cbcb7da da1c7cbcb7da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ebf25c6-a45b-5acd-b2a8-11bc9baaa1c6 11bc9baaa1c6]
|Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/421d475f-abb4-5ee9-9fa5-77c7bae99b6c 77c7bae99b6c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8b5aa898-a84c-56c5-977c-5d27e2398770 5d27e2398770]
|Fucking CAKE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4ca762bb-3821-5f62-8059-40f26a9e5d43 40f26a9e5d43]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f3570bc-fb02-58d7-bd53-ce8cb368c989 ce8cb368c989]
|The choice is simple.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8e0bee82-ca12-5a60-9e06-c13452d4aca1 c13452d4aca1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b6a1819-c233-5915-84e3-2ae0fbc732d2 2ae0fbc732d2]
|Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07f9575a-1fd2-5eba-b409-311d392c1d55 311d392c1d55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0fc4ae6f-863f-517d-9259-3f5bff4f7b84 3f5bff4f7b84]
|Just one of those days
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1916a4f0-67d3-501c-8d84-59f64fc45b73 59f64fc45b73]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c11fe4b1-29ad-5562-ba47-d26da045fe86 d26da045fe86]
|I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8a0d76e-0efd-5302-bd0d-0aa8883a506e 0aa8883a506e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8dfd0a90-3d54-593d-8a00-97a34f7e4ead 97a34f7e4ead]
|Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/788d9708-5f40-5ef1-b627-9ba89bd8e265 9ba89bd8e265]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90056dab-023c-5625-bd46-36ba3af1d8c2 36ba3af1d8c2]
|Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e2f2dec-a0f5-5b1b-bace-80eea80d0f55 80eea80d0f55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/816cf950-752b-522f-ae4e-1cbd4410b0c5 1cbd4410b0c5]
|I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/28b1a23f-3a91-52c2-9ec0-ab7a34079e11 ab7a34079e11]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e38f2b3-b1af-5843-aeb5-b70795dcf356 b70795dcf356]
|just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d637ea0-f01a-56ef-b8dc-4ab6667d5369 4ab6667d5369]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c65f00ac-73e3-564d-bbc9-7d108cde252f 7d108cde252f]
|#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d38eb5a-032f-570c-932e-19dc53637c5f 19dc53637c5f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a298364f-9045-55df-ac28-71f523b045e9 71f523b045e9]
|"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fbac432f-8249-5d5a-8090-0a63901edbe8 0a63901edbe8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/497d07b2-c47f-50d2-9c13-600e54f1f320 600e54f1f320]
|#selfie #imatree #thuglife
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b5900a1-d124-5697-8ff1-0a7861a24348 0a7861a24348]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eeb2044-a8f3-5c7d-b9b9-f1fc62eefd88 f1fc62eefd88]
|How did I get here?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8c1b864d-65f5-59ad-b7b0-1c4acedaf3b0 1c4acedaf3b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f633a19e-38e6-5a06-8ad6-e2575fd89a89 e2575fd89a89]
|Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/237bd7ff-5039-5fb9-bdfa-dcc4b977e357 dcc4b977e357]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2417b478-02fd-58cd-9798-0907f39eaa03 0907f39eaa03]
|van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f2b94341-0e56-53a3-8861-e0918daf23ca e0918daf23ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dcb476d0-ddaa-5fa9-8218-06136ad8d86e 06136ad8d86e]
|kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9554b330-b340-549c-82b4-0ff48806fd4d 0ff48806fd4d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9d797f23-3038-50a5-93c2-bf7c266cca38 bf7c266cca38]
|Visual representation of Dubstep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5defa19c-3753-5262-9dce-b79fe41ebafb b79fe41ebafb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c06d110-559b-5276-87eb-1567b779f433 1567b779f433]
|Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6087b5c-586f-58bb-9fe8-4e2ac5495287 4e2ac5495287]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9a90d9db-9f59-5516-a62e-db1f159bfa06 db1f159bfa06]
|So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33de5949-09ed-5597-a50b-60f6469ff6cb 60f6469ff6cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8495ac9a-d0c2-5209-86f2-2c55f3bf0a4f 2c55f3bf0a4f]
|27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8944eb80-1ca5-5115-8952-342eae840132 342eae840132]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f45873dc-44f5-5584-ad40-34542bb8dc61 34542bb8dc61]
|kang, do i look good in this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e12ac36c-4f66-5a47-a4ba-0383c1b13eef 0383c1b13eef]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f00fea2d-c090-54b6-945d-9edb74dc8efa 9edb74dc8efa]
|Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ca9ce5fc-b4e2-53c6-bc55-850e50e15cd2 850e50e15cd2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17546f8e-a701-528e-a140-2a328c6a26db 2a328c6a26db]
|drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/111accbf-e7c9-524b-99ee-f3ca99cc3ed3 f3ca99cc3ed3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/297f0134-5b20-5368-9360-33797b8bbc32 33797b8bbc32]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a80be29f-e16f-5f0c-8115-7b0fe92b43f3 7b0fe92b43f3]
|So, this happened.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a0466f9-d9d2-55a9-b75b-938144c2eea0 938144c2eea0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6168d087-dcc3-57ee-92a7-5d9bac36ce2e 5d9bac36ce2e]
|i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0e23dbec-ad2d-5418-88a4-4d1c68c41a8a 4d1c68c41a8a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7958856f-7cb3-57ab-90d1-3b080aaa33db 3b080aaa33db]
|cowabunga, dudes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/771311ec-ae2d-58ec-978e-f172d0e91a14 f172d0e91a14]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68963fce-a1c1-51fe-92af-da6fb833bded da6fb833bded]
|My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2191dded-6ffb-513f-9729-17c7d5a38ede 17c7d5a38ede]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1995c9f-b2ee-5a12-9b67-46c750488fc5 46c750488fc5]
|It's smaller on the outside
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7156e85-c980-59a3-be5d-cfab974f0414 cfab974f0414]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/43da04b1-c030-52cc-9767-fc657d47e33e fc657d47e33e]
|Just one of those days
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/386eaf1b-0491-5b30-8590-dbb69256b2e0 dbb69256b2e0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae7414d7-e6e8-5951-be1d-4b641238c309 4b641238c309]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/716b4a46-b956-5675-a919-a43875abf9bb a43875abf9bb]
|Moses lied to me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6c86d7d-ad8c-573e-a2be-75ce8079d136 75ce8079d136]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb5114ba-6b2f-50d4-bf58-b4c2a2c21aa4 b4c2a2c21aa4]
|I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59e2f147-edf6-520a-b322-b933a64233fe b933a64233fe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e0d19f86-445e-5e0d-aefb-a164adff3014 a164adff3014]
|Threaten large birds... check.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1eb46efa-c0b6-54bc-9f50-af330ec39536 af330ec39536]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b1660aab-9cb8-58b8-a182-d6d0b07c5fd3 d6d0b07c5fd3]
|Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dcec7f98-4efd-59ee-8f51-4f79d96f9b82 4f79d96f9b82]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee442ef6-a0cb-5ad9-bf43-94f18c4e8740 94f18c4e8740]
|Why are there ants on my face?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2274f6a5-d19a-5e80-83fb-fb0df8ab675f fb0df8ab675f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a5fe445e-181d-5662-b33c-8946b52d5945 8946b52d5945]
|Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da43c331-5de8-5306-9102-262dd209579d 262dd209579d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e236918c-5546-514b-b59e-80e67cc1e381 80e67cc1e381]
|Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4310cf3-127d-5028-8dec-7d8f7fc522b3 7d8f7fc522b3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|My baby is learning how to write!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9c24abc-5878-5b5c-9fa2-4982bdb2c36b 4982bdb2c36b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1fe714d-f73f-5ee2-adb1-e78f1767fb6a e78f1767fb6a]
|welcome to the space jam
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cdc71e25-f781-5a80-afc0-302a1d29a0b3 302a1d29a0b3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451232c7-e17d-5c0c-aee3-307bc37a8e8d 307bc37a8e8d]
|if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54a1ca6e-69fd-566a-8385-8a2b75e53220 8a2b75e53220]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2507f340-9240-54f7-b5b2-3edb0cf4af16 3edb0cf4af16]
|I'd tap dat.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56ea41f5-0fa7-541b-8ff1-c8a377ca5e4d c8a377ca5e4d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6f29adfa-c375-520e-a78f-db325d089aa4 db325d089aa4]
|Found this in my garden, wtf?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/40481a59-a9c1-5a35-a546-156898657581 156898657581]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc5b0fc0-da18-504c-ac8d-70cf8805e7cb 70cf8805e7cb]
|Fire can sometimes be hot?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/70bedb17-8c90-5405-8bce-167b024ad1ac 167b024ad1ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a05f658-e517-527c-8849-69b7229e1b20 69b7229e1b20]
|4 8 15 16 23 42
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/749ce481-be0f-5b3d-862f-f0ddc0cef0b4 f0ddc0cef0b4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad0d47c3-9b89-57d3-bd18-e0590211c1f7 e0590211c1f7]
|Wait ... what? I don't even...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c7b74140-fd77-5345-9a57-772cd6c8cde3 772cd6c8cde3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a4662123-4acf-54af-ab78-b33f7dfc3ee0 b33f7dfc3ee0]
|If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/16bc9e2e-20b2-5f27-b6ab-ea4be1f624e1 ea4be1f624e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0c26e98a-04d5-545e-a4a5-93d885613089 93d885613089]
|Meritocracy is a pipe dream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1771053a-ba28-56d6-a353-544d5d3ed8cc 544d5d3ed8cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de7b205e-1f03-5b55-a8ca-2973df263d5c 2973df263d5c]
|I don't want to set the world on fire
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6134ec0-21b2-57e1-8bb4-790e34d770ff 790e34d770ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|Life outside the matrix
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1cf4ef86-a8b2-518c-9c08-d8ef160df30c d8ef160df30c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58bd8afd-0527-5dc0-a9cb-b3e92f1b2488 b3e92f1b2488]
|searching for brain, found this instead
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3be2fdd-2da3-5fa1-bbf9-7e01d7f0adfc 7e01d7f0adfc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4447792-9ed7-5a16-a4ba-5a0d3960a7e0 5a0d3960a7e0]
|Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7edf76f1-61ac-53ae-95c6-0f8dc572aa2c 0f8dc572aa2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|There goes the neighborhood...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a27d1202-a0a9-5ae5-9e0c-67e60f916b54 67e60f916b54]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce61b727-9fb7-5fde-87c8-e00e6d223a7b e00e6d223a7b]
|Allons-Y!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d45a7af7-772d-59f5-ae01-eb38bb27e92c eb38bb27e92c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53eebd8f-2c08-58df-8f83-215928a121d4 215928a121d4]
|real letters have curves #Serif
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9b21fcd-f01d-5716-9237-8d64b66b342f 8d64b66b342f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/45cfb084-233d-5acd-b25b-074bdfdee612 074bdfdee612]
|You want to know how i got these scars?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1aeffd83-fed1-5262-b848-51302e67c688 51302e67c688]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b83e9820-ee28-53e5-95b8-631a75a16c77 631a75a16c77]
|The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad9ca391-3529-51cc-8c6c-a66e7d64325a a66e7d64325a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/994562f4-ea19-55f6-8f77-8875775f3e17 8875775f3e17]
|1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b421089-d274-5867-9a25-de9fef42fb84 de9fef42fb84]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|Cruise Kingdom
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a87b520-84e3-5c9f-b9ad-5c038a601865 5c038a601865]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49269530-d80b-5ed4-ae67-ed4b93fb5693 ed4b93fb5693]
|He was never seen again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe7ea2f3-849f-5aaa-8d37-39dd694b4278 39dd694b4278]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d 5bc8196cb57d]
|#Hopeicanfly
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ad5643f-37d8-591e-859a-d2e3e9962824 d2e3e9962824]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a55157bf-707e-5a29-a48d-a3f0bed1d6c6 a3f0bed1d6c6]
|leapfrog, anyone?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0206baba-3a17-5ffc-b6c6-cfcea67c6ae0 cfcea67c6ae0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f9bf11-a0b6-5994-8294-cba467da5a14 cba467da5a14]
|My selfie stick broke.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fcffd90d-524b-5477-8508-b85f64513072 b85f64513072]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc988d4b-07fd-5d1e-8491-5a1a21983f7b 5a1a21983f7b]
|such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0852d96c-d6ed-5324-9860-d74f6848473c d74f6848473c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0209660c-2175-55b9-bec1-2b691935cd30 2b691935cd30]
|💩
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd6152f5-02fa-5038-b32a-bb25b1ed0b78 bb25b1ed0b78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f57e42df-507b-5786-840d-94af8898be1a 94af8898be1a]
|My cat is cuter than yours.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4957df71-436d-57d4-8aa9-1a39d7ed6d0b 1a39d7ed6d0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c06d110-559b-5276-87eb-1567b779f433 1567b779f433]
|my wonderful dad!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f60e8d25-d090-5b92-a181-aa6164cce068 aa6164cce068]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aedad26f-b6d4-5f37-a8bf-cd75ef92c49c cd75ef92c49c]
|Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7b8a9e5-c181-5afb-b7e0-c3ae18d5f4f9 c3ae18d5f4f9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/112b6627-4de8-5b9b-a407-0e51ea530e4a 0e51ea530e4a]
|new phone who dis
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/523027f0-25e4-5413-8255-b5a00b9b73c9 b5a00b9b73c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87a0a43c-67ea-5e95-b155-5887b2af9571 5887b2af9571]
|That is one dapper bird.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3a81be28-cea8-5483-b60c-66ebf9b69f18 66ebf9b69f18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7410134-7d2f-5491-91a8-d51bc6db1470 d51bc6db1470]
|One of these things doesn't belong.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1811389-e28b-5d42-aad4-2ad2455026ec 2ad2455026ec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/60a74f86-af96-5cf4-856a-117cd0ce46cd 117cd0ce46cd]
|does my ass look big in this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7d0dd6f-5761-5056-946d-90f3225e4b78 90f3225e4b78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ddbc7f-0b31-5c57-a3aa-e2c498d26ea4 e2c498d26ea4]
|Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e237444f-4fa5-5f34-9a15-0913c00b7636 0913c00b7636]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b7bbcddb-6352-59b1-bc43-723db8e26f5f 723db8e26f5f]
|that's one nasty burn!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c001716-cbdd-5ea0-9abe-2c1d9f2e35d4 2c1d9f2e35d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b89bb851-f7cf-55c8-9275-581b286c04f2 581b286c04f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dbf0b783-eeeb-5ee6-b44a-ab440600fd8c ab440600fd8c]
|The horrors of war
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9aa96c2-22ba-50d2-937c-cc46c381c01a cc46c381c01a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd521a5e-d983-543d-a34b-203c2a900acd 203c2a900acd]
|"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5eebfe4b-8005-5f5f-a980-ea1a3010b34b ea1a3010b34b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53691009-af6d-59c4-86ad-59d36c9f65a5 59d36c9f65a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1ddf1e6-b90e-5cc4-b4a7-b298cb8b58e0 b298cb8b58e0]
|The vlog was better than the movie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35e4eb9c-a138-5913-a293-b2f9a098daa4 b2f9a098daa4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/77036346-2270-5f31-9fdc-4560876c8f49 4560876c8f49]
|should i see a doctor about this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4750a7fb-be6b-5ca1-a0db-23b605f35da2 23b605f35da2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f724114d-b8d3-5565-936d-25330418623f 25330418623f]
|What do you see? I see a cat!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aced8daa-5167-53c5-8187-17e76a5002c4 17e76a5002c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fef82af3-1605-5a27-92e2-11f9f69941ad 11f9f69941ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/414e1003-9a8c-5855-95f7-6c1282cbbebc 6c1282cbbebc]
|i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c90b139-2187-53b1-964b-333b335100e6 333b335100e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d20b7d-daf3-5f64-aa9b-f497f1d47672 f497f1d47672]
|ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7a2c6d9-712a-58e9-b41f-5d6150519d7c 5d6150519d7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b1e9f824-a1fd-5218-b645-538f03891b16 538f03891b16]
|To get to the other tree and leaf!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3185fbd3-c8ff-5bcc-9e7f-92d4feb7aec4 92d4feb7aec4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d8e26-7eb2-5ca7-8926-6d26a988015b 6d26a988015b]
|Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab8d39c4-1007-5c9e-a709-5727af36feb4 5727af36feb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/100eb300-3637-56fa-8eac-759c29448e36 759c29448e36]
|I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/983f9dd0-0b19-5653-a057-fa4459de0c57 fa4459de0c57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f181878-f4ce-551f-8d42-87eace265eb5 87eace265eb5]
|Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3631e9e-361a-5bdf-9b3f-9a85446ac559 9a85446ac559]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c3d72ee-49ba-5f90-9984-786f685a1a8b 786f685a1a8b]
|These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe00d13f-fb2f-5da9-9d75-5f8912e8d90f 5f8912e8d90f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/933d298e-c8c5-51fc-aceb-c5cbaa46f3b2 c5cbaa46f3b2]
|if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/51ea4e4e-f7b5-5642-9b47-707193651269 707193651269]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/34828322-1f63-558e-89bb-a5314f3d3751 a5314f3d3751]
|Best map projection ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36bdf4d9-201f-562b-b000-7bca9d6a8ec7 7bca9d6a8ec7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/131fa0f6-e1ab-5c80-8709-600d22c38d1a 600d22c38d1a]
|Oh bother not again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2c0b92f0-ed47-582e-942f-60de5becf7aa 60de5becf7aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91d7171a-09c8-58c3-b46e-0190596d8aad 0190596d8aad]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/85042f6f-3751-50cb-98ea-28304d4e2a32 28304d4e2a32]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40d723b7-841b-529b-a98d-6aa0c7ff2b91 6aa0c7ff2b91]
|Happy Birthday, M C Escher
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e765dac-a338-52b3-8359-067e24ddf3f1 067e24ddf3f1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8ff3fbaa-b00b-5d0b-ad06-32ffa222e0c0 32ffa222e0c0]
|Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a13c39d-3af0-5d6d-91c5-33120329a2c1 33120329a2c1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bcc5d43e-b72c-5499-b200-2a54a838dc76 2a54a838dc76]
|NUTS!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b2024a48-e6d5-595d-a677-2cc58ae262fc 2cc58ae262fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3e5fd2d-e60f-53f3-b169-86ea721314f1 86ea721314f1]
|Choose your snuggle toy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8858fcb2-0d95-504b-acd4-9823477f7961 9823477f7961]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26719430-4b7b-5612-a014-7b6aa2e8b09b 7b6aa2e8b09b]
|truly, i am euphoric
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2f5caf71-32c2-5ca1-b7aa-1d173a1878e3 1d173a1878e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6800857-044b-5946-9bee-d60ee7814b05 d60ee7814b05]
|Making a selfie.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c613b8fb-1b64-5bcd-95a0-66f36310aa38 66f36310aa38]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73e20f2f-d527-5739-83e8-0c11f3359c47 0c11f3359c47]
|is good idea yes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f4bd950-631b-549e-a40a-1cc17ff0e774 1cc17ff0e774]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025ba82f-ad01-5580-b6ee-e2dffdd62ace e2dffdd62ace]
|mmm...vegemite...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc05e589-006b-5998-83f2-d1faa923b8fc d1faa923b8fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df777831-b5fa-5f11-b4af-1dd718c7e20d 1dd718c7e20d]
|Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b23fcf1f-71bd-5f07-b04b-fbfbf6994af4 fbfbf6994af4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/309a1e99-c7a3-567a-bba3-95fe2f2cd9ce 95fe2f2cd9ce]
|Pants Optional
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77249ef7-afb2-574a-b7f1-c3f902e9fd2e c3f902e9fd2e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b7e0fe3a-2c70-542b-b281-dccd8efcd65f dccd8efcd65f]
|Screw it, here's a cat pic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48756c18-8336-5256-9e25-eff829198bf7 eff829198bf7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b6ff488-342f-5ae4-85b7-a3b3ee0b8579 a3b3ee0b8579]
|I am infinite. i am eternal.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3108cc9b-07cf-5221-ab5a-a3508df1219c a3508df1219c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c64a1a21-cdf0-55d5-b841-f7eceffd2339 f7eceffd2339]
|Perspective issues
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0646901b-824f-5037-b244-c04ff1c66acd c04ff1c66acd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1aadb90e-7601-5bc2-ab06-c301e9adb51b c301e9adb51b]
|It was the rational response
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3ca1108b-e879-54f5-ab38-2bc9af22828e 2bc9af22828e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a06305e0-b415-5760-bf2e-5d8fea4beed7 5d8fea4beed7]
|Day 12: it's going well I think
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10f60573-f5a4-5585-b600-b092fac7a297 b092fac7a297]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4805b05b-2a16-5b04-814c-f4f58d3c10fe f4f58d3c10fe]
|wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/42e3706a-3bad-5d22-908c-6883d75c6291 6883d75c6291]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/438c66de-5706-5ab0-84b2-41d36de15fa7 41d36de15fa7]
|Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0973b774-f142-512d-89f1-52e9a0c296ba 52e9a0c296ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4069edf5-396b-5e06-aa9f-41309dcc91e1 41309dcc91e1]
|cthulu caught me slipping
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83ad08cd-509b-523f-b1a1-37d02cc6701b 37d02cc6701b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17b58a30-59fb-5e46-916c-f702f0f680d2 f702f0f680d2]
|marvel universe howard the duck returns
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/baf6380c-f467-51aa-87da-00ee689d4e74 00ee689d4e74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e38f2b3-b1af-5843-aeb5-b70795dcf356 b70795dcf356]
|#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9396dee-3bb1-5c05-ae4e-4bf4af9db960 4bf4af9db960]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad9cfb61-7cf8-513e-9acd-02b28c8a401d 02b28c8a401d]
|I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/211dee49-57ff-50cd-972b-eabc7d770694 eabc7d770694]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dbad4bea-4ae3-5618-9bc4-18f0fd29360a 18f0fd29360a]
|New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b558a26-76ea-5cc1-bd0d-91b07933d521 91b07933d521]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/baed990f-a39b-569c-9572-858b90c571a8 858b90c571a8]
|Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a42fd2c-67c5-559e-aacd-13400f83ae08 13400f83ae08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|I knew I nailed it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/daa6472c-2f4b-5d8e-9d7e-492a6d794626 492a6d794626]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/adc04da2-f49e-578d-94d6-5c9ab26a9cc9 5c9ab26a9cc9]
|Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/532caf7d-43dd-5d62-b47e-614eaa4646a3 614eaa4646a3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0639ed3e-fac4-51c5-b852-39b12a33e30e 39b12a33e30e]
|finally got that squid stache
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5fd1798-90ec-5785-985c-d11936498e9b d11936498e9b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81ce705a-06d9-5533-8091-217002028a86 217002028a86]
|Never gonna give you up...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75f6f1dc-5777-5ecd-9d83-2464f2a3671f 2464f2a3671f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99bee7a4-364a-5b4b-b4a5-38b111244701 38b111244701]
|Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19f3f055-b11e-5055-afd6-3b185d803ec1 3b185d803ec1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/064b7001-cdfa-51e5-ae30-f7bfe79b4c39 f7bfe79b4c39]
|The cat brought in another bird.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a67fc987-4970-5777-b0cc-0a4ac7764aea 0a4ac7764aea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73996a1-4a8e-5cf8-bbe1-65b7f500c5ee 65b7f500c5ee]
|I'm lost without your love, baby
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3b6c7972-52cc-5c57-88b0-5dae7ee60a01 5dae7ee60a01]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6868e29-633c-5bd3-86d8-0a383ab79273 0a383ab79273]
|The French space program
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/819c5ca5-fbab-581f-9532-0b291770a226 0b291770a226]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ca3fb157-46b1-567c-b607-b99cbe835d8f b99cbe835d8f]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/392bec8c-f9b9-5b86-8a62-bbe201a47eb3 bbe201a47eb3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99db2992-a6d7-53d6-8962-de4f95d8e513 de4f95d8e513]
|no wonder the cat always sits here
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bb88a87-e202-5aaf-b83e-a57f3975d704 a57f3975d704]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25404c71-eddb-5705-bdcf-004a83c9eb34 004a83c9eb34]
|As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8983cae2-d3c8-537b-9c95-b224e003cb69 b224e003cb69]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7831e489-5987-5970-80fd-6a57c265996d 6a57c265996d]
|Not as healthy as it looks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa17cd72-d205-5562-a5ea-881157ae4786 881157ae4786]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c99bbb4-59ec-5a7e-b564-ae39eec23e68 ae39eec23e68]
|Bay-bae lolz
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a813a798-1fd2-58a4-b7ee-664cd1098714 664cd1098714]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68759577-12bf-5b62-96e7-5ef5374d4eb0 5ef5374d4eb0]
|Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3968b46f-db7b-59bf-ae43-dbeb1bfc48f3 dbeb1bfc48f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a1ec3acf-1c90-5994-80b5-fafb89e8da7a fafb89e8da7a]
|Need a Haircut
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d33a9c79-47ff-5162-bf37-a50aa63cfdde a50aa63cfdde]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1ba08377-9367-5797-8d20-e75894d5db4c e75894d5db4c]
|I've discovered a new clean-power source
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45389e1b-9ad9-5a2f-9fb2-b497c3d8f247 b497c3d8f247]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8f0f0276-bdbb-5516-ab8c-41089c4e1b94 41089c4e1b94]
|I thought it would be bigger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/496169f6-2791-53de-a35a-54c7bbd46f16 54c7bbd46f16]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/057b514d-e84e-5666-8f5d-33ace19cf756 33ace19cf756]
|Why should squirrel learn baseball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/92f63ce8-506c-5be7-a516-5622a875f0de 5622a875f0de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f724114d-b8d3-5565-936d-25330418623f 25330418623f]
|Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23fb34ef-2f1b-57d3-aab9-306589797809 306589797809]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4f2f146c-cb83-544a-9145-2c87d2544227 2c87d2544227]
|FUCK NOT AGAIN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa8ac0bb-b456-5dbb-98eb-a8869501ec65 a8869501ec65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8c7c215-9406-5b7a-97dc-49cdeb92ecf6 49cdeb92ecf6]
|Man, it's windy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd64f6c9-bbfe-500f-b769-6de86a7f9442 6de86a7f9442]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba9d4fd9-a393-5a7f-bdbd-8f45c84f3ae6 8f45c84f3ae6]
|watching dune on shrooms
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a5812a9d-1498-5855-924d-63d947f9e927 63d947f9e927]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c9764c82-8103-506a-ad3a-42f77c77637d 42f77c77637d]
|SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b02c4c22-bba1-5636-9e7a-7ad4e31a1731 7ad4e31a1731]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c26bb4f-6b33-5743-a28a-6dd99ea7d04d 6dd99ea7d04d]
|drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e223e75-51de-52a1-9e31-2068ff9473b7 2068ff9473b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/131fa0f6-e1ab-5c80-8709-600d22c38d1a 600d22c38d1a]
|product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58c8a473-b069-5496-818a-001672f89607 001672f89607]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ac893573-0efb-5394-87e0-c4028c21e71c c4028c21e71c]
|The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e912a16d-4f29-53f9-aedd-204b2dc23b5e 204b2dc23b5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28d6be03-290e-5d36-b9bc-433787df693b 433787df693b]
|Spaaaaaaaace!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/29fd31eb-8544-555e-a699-f5a51fea25ab f5a51fea25ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7e20b18c-fbac-542f-bb43-80778f45c4a0 80778f45c4a0]
|Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd9e319f-6e3e-53bb-b8f8-0dc63a74fe0f 0dc63a74fe0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/93853b11-c9f5-575e-908d-c235eec2e206 c235eec2e206]
|I've found a new way to feed the poor
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6cb9bc50-02d2-5f98-8e45-aad98e86e46c aad98e86e46c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7849d91-2cd6-58f1-aab7-c5fec0195ecd c5fec0195ecd]
|been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b4046a1-aa21-57ca-b5e4-c2301be5309f c2301be5309f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17ec1a64-4919-58e6-8128-61f58d48c281 61f58d48c281]
|DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb7c3eb5-c2f4-5503-a9c1-0e5c3e27a651 0e5c3e27a651]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfb03669-7be8-5033-bdf8-68a9726a825d 68a9726a825d]
|for you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75587813-dc15-52eb-ac64-8ed8108b8063 8ed8108b8063]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3ad011d7-916f-5ce5-9ef7-0e035895ea44 0e035895ea44]
|Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8ada5d1f-7221-52a3-a4cd-a45e1e01ba28 a45e1e01ba28]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d30b202a-9d28-5071-95f5-fb8549b59577 fb8549b59577]
|All my selfies be like
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/733e495d-2b8f-5295-aed4-3626363baa17 3626363baa17]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/35251550-7c44-55e4-b117-f5a037a62bda f5a037a62bda]
|One year ago I looked like this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4788d624-7639-5348-85a3-34975cb570a4 34975cb570a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba9d4fd9-a393-5a7f-bdbd-8f45c84f3ae6 8f45c84f3ae6]
|the Uk space agency is making britain proud
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bb4380f-e7ba-5531-9294-d476f7738c04 d476f7738c04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/211d4d66-4a18-5296-9d8e-a2250171b45e a2250171b45e]
|If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/758c7645-ae3b-5184-b810-efd5a84426a8 efd5a84426a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ded1172b-feeb-5fe1-a0d7-b35c24e36690 b35c24e36690]
|Are you feeling lucky, punk?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ea2adc2-7c19-5aa6-a784-195764086590 195764086590]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9424d7fa-2dbe-5806-928a-2e7213f87bb7 2e7213f87bb7]
|My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18d31758-1919-51d5-8b0f-b107993add1e b107993add1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8c1cb221-17c7-5295-98ca-1eb5a0ee7fd2 1eb5a0ee7fd2]
|taken from earth orbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8085b7c2-a7ab-5157-a849-17a70a8cf699 17a70a8cf699]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ebcd3745-73e3-57ff-94b4-a0f0f96c0f40 a0f0f96c0f40]
|New false color imagery from mars curiousity
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9134f2d6-cc5c-54c5-9612-cd9eeb81fe62 cd9eeb81fe62]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e9a8bfe-4498-5409-9be7-2820d2999a90 2820d2999a90]
|wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b7573a4-56ba-5567-ad4e-0444ab27226c 0444ab27226c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f24c7fe-dcb5-5787-9f0a-dd1b125fe3c4 dd1b125fe3c4]
|awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/66865360-4696-5ce0-b2ac-951dae437391 951dae437391]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bed99002-09b0-549f-910c-5f37c1382122 5f37c1382122]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ead7d729-a893-5a14-86a0-5b8ae36b322d 5b8ae36b322d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2071d2da-84d4-5fd2-82c5-489db01a89eb 489db01a89eb]
|stipple slash of saturn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37a8e0ab-a944-5810-bd60-04a3a4881220 04a3a4881220]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/948028c8-1aa9-5da5-8b3f-113400981315 113400981315]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39d4c79a-c421-56f1-98c8-ccd5e870e9f9 ccd5e870e9f9]
|#fallingfromorbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58ec7998-5e31-53df-bb8e-27a414937618 27a414937618]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8c7c215-9406-5b7a-97dc-49cdeb92ecf6 49cdeb92ecf6]
|is this just a fantasy?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/93560023-8566-5cc9-bcad-d3399e6e609f d3399e6e609f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ec1d5f-a377-52ba-8023-0a35447c8bac 0a35447c8bac]
|Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24354cef-ccf0-5dcd-9a93-89d247f82f12 89d247f82f12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0c77ba6e-1cec-590a-809c-22e28e5cca06 22e28e5cca06]
|Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c484d41-e537-583d-9ecb-09b1c59d83bf 09b1c59d83bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/806a6e0e-538c-5795-8a2b-f66a2a6dab59 f66a2a6dab59]
|Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5668eb1e-61aa-5846-9245-c4668a948740 c4668a948740]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b639e52b-b23c-51ad-b5dd-5b88c3ff6eea 5b88c3ff6eea]
|Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab88fd34-cb09-50b1-97cb-d77a46e7ece6 d77a46e7ece6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d3c1fa8-d0e3-5047-9119-4e353bcbacd9 4e353bcbacd9]
|Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/32991a35-a386-530a-a0c0-4f7e11ca9c15 4f7e11ca9c15]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9d933cad-8817-50fc-924d-a831919d153e a831919d153e]
|As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3abca2bd-9b13-5d22-8b75-7137340d56cf 7137340d56cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/55eb2970-282b-50b3-8fc6-265815e5ba7e 265815e5ba7e]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf4ff8a3-5cd9-54fb-a460-64ecfb43091d 64ecfb43091d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2070a657-fdc2-5252-9f59-ca904c329d45 ca904c329d45]
|First post, be friendly
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2bb1bb1c-8440-53d6-8ce0-b485485efaed b485485efaed]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/730d520e-36e0-5da1-a64a-65fb81dd914f 65fb81dd914f]
|discovered a new shortcut for making toast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/228dfb49-5a21-5185-917b-c9b2247d68c8 c9b2247d68c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/16f8e890-830e-563e-9feb-0835b2656faf 0835b2656faf]
|Visual representation of Dubstep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e2604f3-08ea-5420-b7d0-ee456f64d2b5 ee456f64d2b5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a1e93892-d6c2-5805-93b4-1476cb35edb1 1476cb35edb1]
|Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3db80512-0f9f-5943-b9e1-be6cf22d8b16 be6cf22d8b16]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe4f745-185d-567a-91c0-1d8a0d2e6317 1d8a0d2e6317]
|if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/add3cd8f-0fc7-5d2f-af80-1a56b847e0fa 1a56b847e0fa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7570c337-a31f-58bd-a6f0-5c2386c8cb54 5c2386c8cb54]
|So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8d1fbb5-d2e0-5122-9363-21843f648492 21843f648492]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3342a508-b8b7-5b4b-b48c-e03721358827 e03721358827]
|Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/41c71c78-2a67-5c1e-b46d-961b97f4e04d 961b97f4e04d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|share and enjoy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b096164-2c89-5238-a614-060acd5ec711 060acd5ec711]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3ce049cc-f8a6-5734-8bf8-9d61c8e7aca2 9d61c8e7aca2]
|Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b3ab9cc-e028-53d3-93f6-376c584b29a6 376c584b29a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6083bd4-1196-5f8a-a059-7c29fe125de7 7c29fe125de7]
|Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/baea9837-e424-59a4-8c9e-8cf3b808a45c 8cf3b808a45c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8537f29b-dfc9-56d7-bce6-f0b32b65537f f0b32b65537f]
|Dude, where's my car?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b379df0-da7c-5e36-9ae3-6b6a3b5000c7 6b6a3b5000c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83de15e4-5651-5c81-b98b-b10305bc0eec b10305bc0eec]
|I can't believe it's not cake batter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8d458c32-b6ba-5a89-9aa6-a5c56592fefe a5c56592fefe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee1e1348-64ef-54b3-ba61-904def06c9f2 904def06c9f2]
|An eight-stringed octopus?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/690a4f31-b88d-5888-aa88-f2735a0119f7 f2735a0119f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e9e19490-5927-5bce-8bef-abc9fb61aace abc9fb61aace]
|I found it!!!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2fb4bb91-b251-5fad-a807-7d4f1a7fac76 7d4f1a7fac76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bdc81448-d4fc-581f-a0bd-17915eae60bc 17915eae60bc]
|A window into my soul
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd42437b-4c9d-5800-86e0-791925b1cd56 791925b1cd56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31e6a4a7-5393-5bb0-8bc9-3f4c8faba219 3f4c8faba219]
|You must be new here.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b6e5ba35-e0a3-5985-915b-4c2766a8ff26 4c2766a8ff26]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c92cd170-705b-5845-92ba-5d685d5fb24e 5d685d5fb24e]
|the rest is darkness and decay
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a69efea9-64d2-5c8b-ad41-dd0982197d0a dd0982197d0a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa7c6ad3-70ff-5533-81ac-8b7a7b605c6c 8b7a7b605c6c]
|parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8ff5690b-f1b7-5a75-9e66-5e25e484ab70 5e25e484ab70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7646da2-12db-5f2a-8f60-e13751fc0bec e13751fc0bec]
|So thats What Jesus did
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/97f3cff5-badb-5468-8017-69306e300dcb 69306e300dcb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe2acad6-6a34-5d25-a6eb-6afcf60967b0 6afcf60967b0]
|Birds are less cute the closer they are.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8af866dd-848b-56b7-acbe-8283f5015324 8283f5015324]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce32271-2700-5046-bf94-fe759fa57f81 fe759fa57f81]
|Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c7ad95f-5bfc-5785-9c5e-fadb8135756a fadb8135756a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/729f7675-0f6a-595e-b8be-5673675e6bb7 5673675e6bb7]
|YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18320034-e96b-5f57-b085-50b196458153 50b196458153]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5337d71f-420a-56e5-adf7-9d0371422f7c 9d0371422f7c]
|i have a bad feeling about this.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17b4f349-1791-5564-a126-a2052e194148 a2052e194148]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/000ec9a8-9043-5811-94ca-8a411fa0e03e 8a411fa0e03e]
|"Bake him away, toys"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d68d0d5-f023-5ecb-a988-0f4c64c8153b 0f4c64c8153b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7e524764-22f3-5eba-8008-550f7a04f1e7 550f7a04f1e7]
|Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b119418-e75a-5730-a2bf-85122dc9497e 85122dc9497e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e70d98b8-836d-50d4-be3d-399fdf7e8064 399fdf7e8064]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d4e0dff7-3213-5b36-9e92-b5a850860f66 b5a850860f66]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/79ec4811-a301-5879-a642-8ce440504a07 8ce440504a07]
|The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76b1500e-b435-5ac1-9bbe-b7dd9222b20b b7dd9222b20b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/88d0b155-8f46-520d-b6b2-eaad499163e0 eaad499163e0]
|Notice anything different?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b0b1a67-cf13-5b37-8e36-917967cd670a 917967cd670a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f9d69eb3-1e49-56f4-8f47-42ea4fe205c6 42ea4fe205c6]
|Unzipped sock
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c95be418-4f33-5f45-b2d6-38169b039fc7 38169b039fc7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0738368e-a5c0-5139-aed3-7d34edac1e7d 7d34edac1e7d]
|Yeah... never gonna happen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d66129ad-25b3-52ac-9192-63fd324f50a8 63fd324f50a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0af241bd-5968-50c1-9a49-7af1db07b282 7af1db07b282]
|the rest is darkness and decay
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae0cd385-9a4e-52d2-8ff9-d4748326eb6a d4748326eb6a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a38e4d7c-d495-5402-bdd1-a08adb381cb1 a08adb381cb1]
|I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fe1df2a-c7c8-5c76-bf56-3f5675a6ffd1 3f5675a6ffd1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b1d5744-6526-5b7b-8e21-744ea02306f1 744ea02306f1]
|trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/72337df6-a2bb-5ac3-a812-550ec7053a1e 550ec7053a1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17b58a30-59fb-5e46-916c-f702f0f680d2 f702f0f680d2]
|EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83afb7d5-78ed-5b3d-b32e-06e33d58a165 06e33d58a165]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52f1fd2f-615f-5e10-afe6-88ab0a21a404 88ab0a21a404]
|Please send help.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3dc46ad-03bf-5ae9-a22c-26bcb4d3bebb 26bcb4d3bebb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e002ae4-28ea-5934-ab0a-c760359170f8 c760359170f8]
|so, scientology...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/210b6f22-be02-5961-a391-79aa0c341597 79aa0c341597]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d784c7d1-9690-53da-a2fa-7f92a63f5b80 7f92a63f5b80]
|my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77019ee4-704d-50cf-8713-a15150afeade a15150afeade]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e82c0045-fc50-505e-b7b0-cd301178819e cd301178819e]
|Soon. Soon...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/571a7827-6e4a-5b0f-941c-352af08aa05f 352af08aa05f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e108a3c7-2120-57eb-b716-5e586e391496 5e586e391496]
|Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2b31b5c-5b2c-5f5f-a76c-575b117e0c63 575b117e0c63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa69b2fc-d2d6-579f-a98c-237324594a76 237324594a76]
|this was my inspiration
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1bafcef-2c7b-5867-bde1-3474dbebd229 3474dbebd229]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25547b75-c41e-501e-a5c5-faf209490182 faf209490182]
|Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e88cd2d-45c9-5c55-b2d5-af1e8fec2204 af1e8fec2204]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c54764e0-c6fc-580b-94dc-e007f1cae5de e007f1cae5de]
|We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5bc872f-bc28-5e25-a178-9fbe62511c1b 9fbe62511c1b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/289b131c-cc01-5ad7-83e1-02917df33e66 02917df33e66]
|Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ca81170-ee0a-5d92-bee8-194831359a99 194831359a99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e34cfbf-6e71-529b-9c4e-9fc6d190dd43 9fc6d190dd43]
|NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1503cd9b-0aa1-5ca4-b421-c78a697fcffd c78a697fcffd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/819ed227-9f53-58ab-87e9-f9df282b1974 f9df282b1974]
|YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4807c0f8-9252-5c63-bc2e-e75e97c18b34 e75e97c18b34]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5144c7b7-b8dc-51b8-81f0-9bbac5d95498 9bbac5d95498]
|Nothing new under the sun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84d407e3-7969-5713-aa06-541e3df3a75b 541e3df3a75b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56e7f3f3-44e3-59e6-a0e2-a0289b27dd5a a0289b27dd5a]
|Holy Meals on Wheels
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84899b52-5e54-5cf0-8710-4b40a114e249 4b40a114e249]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/35ecdbbd-a857-54d5-8066-5355f5833b39 5355f5833b39]
|I love star wars!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/760a6997-c6a3-5988-b1fe-1236799ea7fb 1236799ea7fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8cfe7501-4ab0-5aec-9c66-07a2950a48cb 07a2950a48cb]
|THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a67e3ce-5de8-5054-bb76-abade654e968 abade654e968]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9baab94-70c6-5896-ab52-8178c0cabd72 8178c0cabd72]
|The best brick joke possible.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6c39ed2b-5791-532d-8ce9-47fb62cb37cd 47fb62cb37cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be431c41-71d4-50a7-a718-e8e77686e189 e8e77686e189]
|Ikea art
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47327cb1-18ec-52e4-b9be-98f152e9a396 98f152e9a396]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c0edf28-52e8-5b24-beae-aa1baf6dd6df aa1baf6dd6df]
|Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6088b5a6-9572-5e0b-bf8c-cab078af129f cab078af129f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c57ea40-e221-5e80-be1e-1426712a965d 1426712a965d]
|Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e1c84476-cdbb-5306-82e8-76e512e451d4 76e512e451d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b084044-bb13-55d7-b59f-702b1488680d 702b1488680d]
|Jesus Wept
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/868c995e-fb18-54e4-975f-c33199b5dea7 c33199b5dea7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|Just combing my M.C. Escher
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc0d066b-cf32-532d-9691-b7797efb3715 b7797efb3715]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c340df9-224f-5f65-9e57-7eff05be73f6 7eff05be73f6]
|for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/678a7be8-ce4f-57f6-8267-fbfc99dc9df3 fbfc99dc9df3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d2a10-c33a-52ba-b66a-2d04208ae09a 2d04208ae09a]
|I've never been so aware of my own hunger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/386575d2-ed59-5cf5-b90a-7b6399132b92 7b6399132b92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a699e191-7231-5ac2-94c4-379e61ca80a4 379e61ca80a4]
|Death star model 0.0.73
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/736553ac-13f4-525d-a7d7-02da441d85ea 02da441d85ea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78f6a0c2-a318-5536-85d9-fbecf00ae97f fbecf00ae97f]
|I forgot to get a plane
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3fe247d4-f997-5d8f-b655-2aa2f449de9d 2aa2f449de9d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/38e73ee3-1288-5171-a898-bd4d9857877f bd4d9857877f]
|only 90s kids will get this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/612132c3-6de5-5d8c-9fbc-bc6f446bce2f bc6f446bce2f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64fc2160-d88c-5361-8377-f18fe4a59c24 f18fe4a59c24]
|I'm never going on chatroulette again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da98fde2-2aa1-512f-b1ce-747695b72a92 747695b72a92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c291641c-2a8d-5e55-a317-2b9a423e7a36 2b9a423e7a36]
|the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bf666cb-cbd9-5290-81bd-4397c285d977 4397c285d977]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|Dude, I can totally catch this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d654daae-a14b-5299-a5ab-ac55ba5c5100 ac55ba5c5100]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb702a9d-6c2c-5f9d-9556-9aa21d262360 9aa21d262360]
|Houston, we are the problem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/366b6101-6d60-54b2-8f4f-605f713b589f 605f713b589f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|This squirrel really knows how to cook
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1e9cdf7-4d6c-558e-a4a3-5ea586fbc9b7 5ea586fbc9b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/92ba9c44-dcfd-52ab-a26f-d7bef8511cc1 d7bef8511cc1]
|fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/69c1d577-74f4-5b4e-8654-4883771010f8 4883771010f8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dada6042-856d-5ad7-9ca8-97e64148995c 97e64148995c]
|This is just like my 5th birthday party.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2103ca79-d149-5184-b956-5898d52d9d16 5898d52d9d16]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c94cb2a6-a781-5e7e-8c2c-af341cf74c70 af341cf74c70]
|The choice is simple.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2bd5766-6ff7-5c3a-87c9-23e8c4918530 23e8c4918530]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/66d38184-c736-5cc8-9cc1-6a3486e865d8 6a3486e865d8]
|Just some home decorating
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/073c375e-153b-51e5-bbcc-d7fa6642e829 d7fa6642e829]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/caad927c-c4d7-5ac9-8dae-fc4d271b85f6 fc4d271b85f6]
|We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/61cfc85e-fee0-5631-9954-26cf88b730ab 26cf88b730ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|Has science gone too far?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad95976c-e97e-595f-8b21-4bd53a7721e6 4bd53a7721e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5761cd67-405f-534d-a973-450985c10504 450985c10504]
|>< ))*>
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba2b8290-f9dc-5b0b-9202-6c2d2b43c9e6 6c2d2b43c9e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2c3ad3cb-6574-5cc6-ae80-ed5863c1845c ed5863c1845c]
|"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6bba129-104c-55b2-a037-c0e6e4732e4c c0e6e4732e4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd45932b-c706-579d-8422-cf3e1579e183 cf3e1579e183]
|i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7688070d-37b0-563c-b86e-ae0faaa814ad ae0faaa814ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf6bac02-db6f-5c09-b4d8-c7a09429221a c7a09429221a]
|OH MY GOD A HORSE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48c4694b-2202-5902-81d0-da83fe97c1c0 da83fe97c1c0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f28d898-69f2-516d-ac76-58bd456b251b 58bd456b251b]
|my cat is sick
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9fef94d-1fbb-55b9-b442-9ae281be6996 9ae281be6996]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bab94a28-eb25-5777-b81b-20d163d05085 20d163d05085]
|Nasa is fully funded
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5cd3a1b9-41d6-5e40-9cba-13d581435902 13d581435902]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c50ab30-0867-54d0-b8a8-e6966f356be2 e6966f356be2]
|Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/764e2da9-0d97-51ba-b7cd-58daaa5ecb0c 58daaa5ecb0c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8226a71b-3f40-56f5-a8e9-cca708717fd6 cca708717fd6]
|In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d6c8b75d-f18a-58b6-8489-5d68799d88cb 5d68799d88cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e37f6b21-aa9e-5ff1-bf34-2a9299a8355e 2a9299a8355e]
|Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a2da2429-0fcc-5bb5-9d23-3c8804233909 3c8804233909]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/568adee3-a8de-5104-bbc0-17fdb7a041f3 17fdb7a041f3]
|hgghjg
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33ab2ee8-a7e1-5843-8837-2d2b554f7c2c 2d2b554f7c2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/758f1357-8e9a-54d5-8109-8c29a2907764 8c29a2907764]
|they said we couldn't play god
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8f16ae6-bfd5-51de-88b2-41268cb17365 41268cb17365]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7d1af6-7698-53cf-ba97-7773dc0863cc 7773dc0863cc]
|last march of the ents
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a902305-fde9-59eb-a278-08df0fe452a0 08df0fe452a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/18bfc844-0da8-5e60-bd46-80d5a36accc0 80d5a36accc0]
|I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5c29a24-85f6-562f-b642-9cb2ff0f5e7b 9cb2ff0f5e7b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1ddf1e6-b90e-5cc4-b4a7-b298cb8b58e0 b298cb8b58e0]
|Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8544f5d-d26d-59fc-bab4-751ed73bb26d 751ed73bb26d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/551c633a-c671-5693-a190-cea86fee7249 cea86fee7249]
|Zoidgebra 101
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab06e6ce-d1c2-5f2e-ae25-72aed00885e1 72aed00885e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d935652b-950b-57ca-a022-944d473e0ae4 944d473e0ae4]
|Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/884318f3-5126-5dbf-b7c5-b9450b4d48e5 b9450b4d48e5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/10dc1160-c559-527c-9c9e-b6e06ba22326 b6e06ba22326]
|WARRRBLGARBL
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8b500d1-1f91-5f97-8b76-05bbeeae13d1 05bbeeae13d1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfb6c9ee-a0e8-5879-a57d-fd8dedb9f32c fd8dedb9f32c]
|I loled my head off!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6503f71-9d12-5893-8634-3f8e57861a2c 3f8e57861a2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896f6b70-1ec1-5ed4-a9d0-e2a47ca2b07f e2a47ca2b07f]
|If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46044b83-124c-5a9f-83d8-0d29daa9b66a 0d29daa9b66a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/030fdcf9-e7e6-5218-b3b8-f980a41a738b f980a41a738b]
|Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cae1e835-f6be-53ee-b9fc-4f06c84654ec 4f06c84654ec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/03ed139a-4272-5da3-a8c3-58ed2759a90e 58ed2759a90e]
|Oh no! Not Again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58afbc30-bbbb-52c9-8311-51d9b50a295e 51d9b50a295e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f738b7e4-e50f-51b1-b42a-8e3716fa7673 8e3716fa7673]
|SPAAAAAAAAcE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47c167ba-c29a-5485-a25e-c4489f6c99d0 c4489f6c99d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de7b205e-1f03-5b55-a8ca-2973df263d5c 2973df263d5c]
|conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1324f8c7-3cc2-5931-9512-fbb7f3f29d72 fbb7f3f29d72]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eea7b7b-d459-5c7d-b896-b71d2b588ffa b71d2b588ffa]
|dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aaa468e1-0e45-5f7d-a5fb-1f23b7510e1f 1f23b7510e1f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bf3b429-69d1-5022-9257-91329e7a7b5a 91329e7a7b5a]
|tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9effac03-4d83-58e3-a4b5-87662857a932 87662857a932]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e670e0b-947b-5372-9092-8eeb2b94987b 8eeb2b94987b]
|How did the mars rover get here?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aacf4288-d062-5699-a4f8-0ef4e548701c 0ef4e548701c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dab61817-c505-5f30-8a83-bfbd316a9bfb bfbd316a9bfb]
|I've made a huge mistake
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26b9ed36-04fb-54e7-88c7-159f067f8d74 159f067f8d74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8c1cb221-17c7-5295-98ca-1eb5a0ee7fd2 1eb5a0ee7fd2]
|I just don't get recursion.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e1cec25b-3151-5670-b7aa-152eeb1192f7 152eeb1192f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/244bc06c-ab79-5537-b215-aa9b5fad0ac1 aa9b5fad0ac1]
|New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1170af8-2411-5897-a956-dd71ef86e39e dd71ef86e39e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc5b0fc0-da18-504c-ac8d-70cf8805e7cb 70cf8805e7cb]
|Goldilocks party!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/57da8310-40bb-52eb-8ebb-d26ab0d67987 d26ab0d67987]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|Where did THAT come from?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/928adcfa-68a9-5c62-a84e-1d3a750f0e8d 1d3a750f0e8d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/049d588b-ccc4-52c5-a545-77ed0a75923a 77ed0a75923a]
|i do the same thing at frat parties
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b98e4260-62e5-5bcb-8a6f-0513821406b7 0513821406b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c791580-a8df-5d41-bd2a-4a05b122a05d 4a05b122a05d]
|It's not a good part of town
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b915c9ba-7763-5db2-b868-f9d0acc13ff2 f9d0acc13ff2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d9f0435-d2c0-59c2-919d-1a11c6c67047 1a11c6c67047]
|Goodnight moon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d0702afa-ad01-5da5-8aa3-7338b015f07e 7338b015f07e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/437389d0-93b3-5253-adaf-b14f6fdbd149 b14f6fdbd149]
|DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b4154db-3dc5-52e3-b608-9ff63ccb3f75 9ff63ccb3f75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cf7e5e33-28ba-5b2c-ba6a-ae4e0b2b2dd0 ae4e0b2b2dd0]
|Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4c4833e-a04a-58e5-b3f8-5040729f658f 5040729f658f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fcce9fa0-a11a-5775-a4bd-a47817c0b4cf a47817c0b4cf]
|"Is it symmetric this way?"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/05ec7a83-6e6a-5c0f-8be8-8fc610b58c7c 8fc610b58c7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/04f010aa-7689-58a4-ac36-25fb75d0cdba 25fb75d0cdba]
|Magnificent as fuck
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f2b453e-6e7a-593b-9754-97ac567ecb43 97ac567ecb43]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cb41e008-104e-5450-bb87-6f81b93bc3bb 6f81b93bc3bb]
|brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f435873-3092-5e56-a39e-7e4364c93f66 7e4364c93f66]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9200f92e-e3f8-5efd-92f2-7b2f1bf0847f 7b2f1bf0847f]
|I wonder what will this lead to...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a95cdce-3d0f-5aa0-91e7-0b43b082bfad 0b43b082bfad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/338e5291-7e13-50a0-bfd4-a10df00c1984 a10df00c1984]
|true culprit of global warming!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd8169e9-935a-50b6-9843-3675399e2fe4 3675399e2fe4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c29d65a-f7cb-5254-8a2a-4612ca3ea03f 4612ca3ea03f]
|moo!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9eb7e5d8-35be-58f8-a504-4b79c0cd0bfc 4b79c0cd0bfc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28e07cf0-8fce-5a24-93d7-8b3785eeefb1 8b3785eeefb1]
|Sorry for the potato quality.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4ff3cad5-6e57-5c38-869f-4faa8b2f28f7 4faa8b2f28f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/55502690-5452-581e-a636-9b5fd2c79341 9b5fd2c79341]
|they're all dead, dave.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5da53ee4-9f5b-5eda-9b62-8415f138f833 8415f138f833]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/897773b2-fa53-5cb6-a260-bb7a419a02c6 bb7a419a02c6]
|Finally here!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee03198b-cdbe-531d-9ed0-e0a9209b36a9 e0a9209b36a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5af6e873-a802-5a1d-9aa8-c4ca062e7763 c4ca062e7763]
|[user was banned for this text]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a89ce43f-d1f1-5f31-ac0f-957d56bd6f40 957d56bd6f40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/884685a2-4dc3-5dc8-b04b-977601de1a34 977601de1a34]
|Burrito night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c5d75abc-0f90-53d1-abfc-5ed3a8ead69b 5ed3a8ead69b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7cd1a3d3-28b6-57a9-9067-f0366682d86f f0366682d86f]
|Am I a Pokemon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/39b92b1e-abf7-5d47-88ec-b362078dc4e6 b362078dc4e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc7c6f63-35ea-50e3-9c88-19fcaa244177 19fcaa244177]
|that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc92fe8b-9a78-5248-b13a-1470d6bbc7c5 1470d6bbc7c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d621047b-cf21-557f-ab92-bc7f7d4bb7a8 bc7f7d4bb7a8]
|about to die lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26a6d832-6cce-5576-afd8-d9cb366104ee d9cb366104ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b044bbc-5265-55c1-944c-fd0d9c097b7a fd0d9c097b7a]
|Do you care to #engage with this #content
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b8eb203-399c-5294-b9d7-6b7358825ad4 6b7358825ad4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d06944ae-feec-50a2-ae4c-ed6360dfe4c4 ed6360dfe4c4]
|Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/185a83a8-a447-562c-a24b-0beee26fdc6c 0beee26fdc6c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c67fa3de-1694-584b-b112-00d30201e37d 00d30201e37d]
|Hey! My cloaca is down here!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a5f6b545-294c-5c8d-9bdb-0665823d0460 0665823d0460]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3a0216b-3382-5442-b09f-75aaa988879a 75aaa988879a]
|FUCK NOT AGAIN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7bbe61f-f04b-5522-97f8-0c1ef956c53c 0c1ef956c53c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85065dc6-7524-5607-b41f-57498405462f 57498405462f]
|too much lens flare?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b121a77-228a-5a34-9a0e-c3c06661efee c3c06661efee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f729d050-5e8f-5bf0-8962-37b45655015e 37b45655015e]
|i've made a huge mistake
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9045cdad-47b9-59f7-95fa-f992eaf526dd f992eaf526dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81c59346-12e7-524a-ba1e-c942b75bbc37 c942b75bbc37]
|When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/071a3e29-c771-5b1d-acb1-b23934f1d3a1 b23934f1d3a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/152ff95c-b291-5511-970b-8cf0aae237b9 8cf0aae237b9]
|i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17691874-6802-514f-a1b7-a72e7c3cb451 a72e7c3cb451]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31a6008a-ee5c-5fd2-8ff2-ff20713d6d53 ff20713d6d53]
|Wow. Just, Wow.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/634f8f0a-2d56-5ccd-8fde-23784ceaf34a 23784ceaf34a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9aee1d90-f8eb-55e3-8c0b-a06de52211f2 a06de52211f2]
|No lie, this is delicious
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c3ba8be1-98a3-51fe-9faa-62b3279cefa0 62b3279cefa0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a9c18ac1-cc05-5f25-8d78-1bd3e7350353 1bd3e7350353]
|My new cat is awesome
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/629a8666-6b27-532c-8aa3-ce45b24fe22e ce45b24fe22e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961299e3-d214-50da-9788-2e1b33b78b7a 2e1b33b78b7a]
|FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a1fad75-27c2-59dd-bf96-0b2c3273ccce 0b2c3273ccce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50e01423-aec6-5e41-b170-9ea3833b0a71 9ea3833b0a71]
|Now we play... the most dangerous game
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/333e27fa-2cf7-58ac-bb42-d6b258279a62 d6b258279a62]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f451944-e7fa-5099-add6-5107f4525a46 5107f4525a46]
|♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23e0d798-cbe7-528f-8aa3-9cecadae1132 9cecadae1132]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5728f288-d95d-593a-9ae6-60e3cd8474aa 60e3cd8474aa]
|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/40f71e67-6e07-5b9b-bd48-1fd79d90a422 1fd79d90a422]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/13f683ac-f91b-5285-abe4-e657f79cb201 e657f79cb201]
|#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d058688-8700-5778-acf8-f62feecaf206 f62feecaf206]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df7c6ab8-6b02-5f53-85d0-ed8c5dc9aab9 ed8c5dc9aab9]
|Waiting on hold with the insurance company
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/28681aca-9bc6-5dd6-a13d-7cd24c49e0d7 7cd24c49e0d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e4384d8-7fa4-57af-8db0-d29fb45617bd d29fb45617bd]
|Pizza TIME
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cdeb1dd6-e6cd-5c84-8549-d4f619ee815a d4f619ee815a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25404c71-eddb-5705-bdcf-004a83c9eb34 004a83c9eb34]
|Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb69f7aa-3b13-569a-8052-416b020841a2 416b020841a2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/834ab250-95ea-5709-8249-945dee2035fd 945dee2035fd]
|new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9469b18-a18d-5d00-bd3e-067c172708c5 067c172708c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36f1e0bf-6ead-546a-88f0-148a91f8a103 148a91f8a103]
|Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d61101a-f21b-57a5-bc7f-809d09ac99c8 809d09ac99c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/321f9f98-6bf2-5762-9ce7-d9823cee8ea4 d9823cee8ea4]
|Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/db0f7490-752b-5f26-a1d4-e1b8111bb486 e1b8111bb486]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4baec34b-8dcb-5b47-8c76-956e362d57e2 956e362d57e2]
|Where are the three sea shells?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fa81535-db34-5acb-aa4d-fa8c2f6ad62b fa8c2f6ad62b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/95a7c2be-be1f-5af5-80ce-877f694732c0 877f694732c0]
|Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c958540-28ce-59ef-bd9e-b5aac0b3b9d5 b5aac0b3b9d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfb03669-7be8-5033-bdf8-68a9726a825d 68a9726a825d]
|ack
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80bde7f3-4ee2-5d3e-9207-4083e45d8420 4083e45d8420]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/121136d9-1994-5755-b831-02eab95bdf15 02eab95bdf15]
|#nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8716650-3b57-5b04-9501-e2737f593c73 e2737f593c73]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28005c88-821f-5d00-8065-3303a3961e6c 3303a3961e6c]
|So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6a3c109a-768b-521d-9c75-71cb52c456ec 71cb52c456ec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451ba1e7-124f-5985-9e90-4b8b14997691 4b8b14997691]
|The magic smoke escaped :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b48d0fd-442f-50f8-8023-d1fae2b1ee29 d1fae2b1ee29]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d30b202a-9d28-5071-95f5-fb8549b59577 fb8549b59577]
|feeding my pet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a6efdb6-ecd8-5be3-b441-e625cc2d4942 e625cc2d4942]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50e8ac10-3bbb-5f5e-a7fe-516a9ccdc425 516a9ccdc425]
|Just another day in paradise
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24f9ea87-c18d-5b88-a2ed-9d7af9c27344 9d7af9c27344]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0398c491-5291-5007-b9ea-ed915d36dd20 ed915d36dd20]
|This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c4f1fbe-1a54-50dc-8db3-4771cb644792 4771cb644792]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6571485-d500-55fe-8f13-ec801ea1b655 ec801ea1b655]
|AUUUGH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/086d2f24-25d3-5ff1-9433-93bb319a045e 93bb319a045e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b84d7a-a097-53b2-8bd3-6878e40c5754 6878e40c5754]
|Sometimes all you can do is wait
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3eee2752-b913-5840-9f12-94e0d165139e 94e0d165139e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7410134-7d2f-5491-91a8-d51bc6db1470 d51bc6db1470]
|SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/970972cc-f94a-565d-a828-fe00355c0e48 fe00355c0e48]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/acb7cc6c-28d9-5bb0-a827-c74e3568fa88 c74e3568fa88]
|Why did it have to end this Way?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5028166-0747-5f74-998d-89429ecdd3f2 89429ecdd3f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3e5fd2d-e60f-53f3-b169-86ea721314f1 86ea721314f1]
|onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e327d030-a477-585f-a04e-4ff024e7aa09 4ff024e7aa09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bdc81448-d4fc-581f-a0bd-17915eae60bc 17915eae60bc]
|Aaaaaargh
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1800cf6-f012-526e-bb73-d5308c83936e d5308c83936e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c29a8869-69f5-5557-929f-fdbeef420f73 fdbeef420f73]
|The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee44a1c8-549f-57a4-ab28-58f04b39029d 58f04b39029d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a06f6ac9-8e58-5703-9b97-6e9b8ec9a5b9 6e9b8ec9a5b9]
|Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d1cabd1-8e78-595d-85f0-bc3fb409c6e0 bc3fb409c6e0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfff9045-9d07-5489-85f9-63ef1c70a2f9 63ef1c70a2f9]
|Optimus prime was having a bad day.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a33ea74c-7e0a-5832-9050-bd9a06f20bcc bd9a06f20bcc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49542948-ec82-5172-8bf0-9628012c0058 9628012c0058]
|This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe710f82-7663-5657-8bdf-35e1357d1544 35e1357d1544]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe17a349-c451-5d44-8c88-97aa148f5db2 97aa148f5db2]
|🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6c0761e4-b29f-548c-afec-ac17af22eeaf ac17af22eeaf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|i think i need to get out more.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f95026d6-1549-5bda-b42c-0dfbd763068c 0dfbd763068c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce637d23-1a4c-5ef2-a2c2-f8dc0e0b0070 f8dc0e0b0070]
|#satellite #navigation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/05912352-54ed-56bb-9edd-9c8b4f192cae 9c8b4f192cae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7885db42-8aa0-55fb-b9aa-5c74f3b16e93 5c74f3b16e93]
|Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31c34bec-0a1d-5fa8-9534-14be17af93fb 14be17af93fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b8ec694-bfc8-51ee-997b-c5fb86da0605 c5fb86da0605]
|just another cat video
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/acf90361-0fcf-5c78-aa71-b9e71f4e9682 b9e71f4e9682]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e34cfbf-6e71-529b-9c4e-9fc6d190dd43 9fc6d190dd43]
|when you see it...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d46d859b-d1c4-524e-bea1-40ee13c5d689 40ee13c5d689]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a53328e1-892d-59ee-8bee-6c6706cf5ef0 6c6706cf5ef0]
|Now turn it upside-down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9693779-d78e-5aac-ae95-615fc7c93abb 615fc7c93abb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c61aa0a8-83f1-5c1d-b7eb-901ddbb780e1 901ddbb780e1]
|File not found ... creating fake file...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2103889-dcc2-5a76-8943-0a9c99dce6b8 0a9c99dce6b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26df43f5-d779-5bab-9f80-c1fd2083989e c1fd2083989e]
|Now we play... the most dangerous game
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/459d8e67-aed1-5a3a-86ae-3336db80e988 3336db80e988]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd8319d3-5298-5c19-9af1-96ff894f1851 96ff894f1851]
|My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67ae9518-7de8-5525-a22b-33975bf41541 33975bf41541]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1ce493c-e2f1-5ded-8151-58377b6190af 58377b6190af]
|Real Eyes Realize real lies.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a538af6-b4ed-549c-8a81-ed836cdaab07 ed836cdaab07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/960c3189-4d2b-5049-89a2-14dcc16e1fe6 14dcc16e1fe6]
|Get that camera out of my face!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8af8cd73-f67a-5c3f-8f31-8394f1ac9e0e 8394f1ac9e0e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|Here comes the sun, do do do do...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/708d2ea6-956d-52ba-893d-78406d84d89e 78406d84d89e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df34579e-ab6f-5d26-96d9-21576a2682e2 21576a2682e2]
|Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df2dd0d6-b44e-54ec-8d86-75902b549d7c 75902b549d7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ab95ba1-7f3e-5b90-a109-8be9d991419a 8be9d991419a]
|Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/261cb33b-2441-571e-9dfc-9cb4c6c8b85b 9cb4c6c8b85b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8fc08682-7d3c-52fd-85c1-cdbed0af98ce cdbed0af98ce]
|Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ec0946bb-87de-5aec-a71d-77fb0108023d 77fb0108023d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a06305e0-b415-5760-bf2e-5d8fea4beed7 5d8fea4beed7]
|Wait, you can see that too
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e59c91b-f36c-59ee-a848-636f450b2dfd 636f450b2dfd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c142ac26-4108-59e5-b672-62712df5a93e 62712df5a93e]
|in line at the dmv
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9abd6895-c8e3-5603-b2f2-b0413e684455 b0413e684455]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f231197c-f33b-55ef-b60a-eaf524a2f41e eaf524a2f41e]
|Only 90s kids will remember
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60b19f09-486c-5f6c-82d0-ff6c22ef147a ff6c22ef147a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/365945db-61da-58e7-955b-667be74ed29d 667be74ed29d]
|Amirite??
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb86e070-ef81-53d2-bb79-7b5fa15e7d1d 7b5fa15e7d1d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6315e2c-bc35-5d62-8d97-0a75b50367a0 0a75b50367a0]
|in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8bf87a6-5e67-5513-bee1-c85c6b3c8cd3 c85c6b3c8cd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e35365e4-31f2-5056-be88-42875287a95b 42875287a95b]
|I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce8bf5c9-fbaa-5614-ad3a-786cda6a94e4 786cda6a94e4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b6884c3-d309-5deb-96c6-bbbda03f1051 bbbda03f1051]
|Solo Thumbwar
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f2cbea9-b871-50c1-8d90-91aef014ceb1 91aef014ceb1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c055b05d-666d-55f1-8694-6a235059c841 6a235059c841]
|uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0e583bd2-a86d-58f5-9139-a3ee400c9e75 a3ee400c9e75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/449e2210-62d9-5a2e-9852-bf1fbb69a889 bf1fbb69a889]
|Talking to my fans...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d0dfa2a3-972b-5206-a8f2-54ed5bb17707 54ed5bb17707]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7d1af6-7698-53cf-ba97-7773dc0863cc 7773dc0863cc]
|The newest Olympic sport
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f2d80643-3cb3-53b0-ad39-fd99de2a7803 fd99de2a7803]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9528befc-3136-5d5b-829e-f4287c01cef1 f4287c01cef1]
|This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad2530c3-c688-5f82-9ee3-eaa9370e41de eaa9370e41de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eeded1e-4781-5c28-8e3d-56b0dc2c4a9a 56b0dc2c4a9a]
|this is the weirdest hickey.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebbb23eb-d898-501e-88b6-4ff43f139fe7 4ff43f139fe7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50116854-244f-5592-adf4-55bad9cbd974 55bad9cbd974]
|♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5a1bf69c-047a-58c0-9b3c-ce3b1b0e3113 ce3b1b0e3113]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1cb78da-25d1-554d-b6b6-e53c20bb80db e53c20bb80db]
|I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d64174d1-e693-525c-8b06-8dccd667beb1 8dccd667beb1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64dec2e1-6e64-598d-9dde-b0792a154b7e b0792a154b7e]
|I like this picture
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/159e5c0c-1935-5fcb-a7c7-3878faafc75b 3878faafc75b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39b79118-4636-5160-a1cf-75333edd14cb 75333edd14cb]
|A soulful rendition of "old man river"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f1c3a52b-fc74-5be0-a0d1-b7ad10d8cbb8 b7ad10d8cbb8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f738b7e4-e50f-51b1-b42a-8e3716fa7673 8e3716fa7673]
|#Donthate #Truelove
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77ab115e-b39e-5d43-ab49-f8aff921f001 f8aff921f001]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451ba1e7-124f-5985-9e90-4b8b14997691 4b8b14997691]
|That's not a chicken
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8ab6858-0c10-544d-9349-37620c6a70f7 37620c6a70f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e02ac4d-f46f-5e3c-ae8b-f42833bd2ecc f42833bd2ecc]
|my friend posing while a plane flies by
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de00faf9-f47b-582d-84f0-d1fc2720f84c d1fc2720f84c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1f1bb8b6-3cac-5077-a2cd-4e420b806488 4e420b806488]
|Et boum! C'est le choc!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1739bf4e-8088-5a94-a6b0-31284317ee4a 31284317ee4a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/65d65b27-24f8-54dd-a9b6-660350b11114 660350b11114]
|This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b3efd9cf-9463-5921-b757-45b4bdd8e3f3 45b4bdd8e3f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20fb64e9-129f-5813-97dd-6c1d54604426 6c1d54604426]
|crawling and texting #badcombination
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/787a63c7-2954-566b-8c11-b37c5ce2bc50 b37c5ce2bc50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd0b26f3-b58f-5ce7-aa80-7a7a9690aef1 7a7a9690aef1]
|Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/781a588a-ff02-5e27-ab80-47c41f567ae5 47c41f567ae5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26719430-4b7b-5612-a014-7b6aa2e8b09b 7b6aa2e8b09b]
|I solved the debt crisis!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ef1c9561-5974-596b-97ee-cfdfca0ffd75 cfdfca0ffd75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7410134-7d2f-5491-91a8-d51bc6db1470 d51bc6db1470]
|I found this little guy in the woods near my house
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/09acde51-dfcf-579f-85a8-b918ea5c6783 b918ea5c6783]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c500855-1cf3-5964-9014-47e972de2a8e 47e972de2a8e]
|i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/29c18e44-5c1c-5738-b34c-2ea45d709aa0 2ea45d709aa0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1feebef0-1a04-5b46-93cf-89c0e9d14073 89c0e9d14073]
|turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68071dab-a433-5e94-b0d4-be364608b373 be364608b373]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96c08c12-cd63-5f38-97a0-8448a3c83b1f 8448a3c83b1f]
|🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91805a52-6684-5738-975e-691d958575f7 691d958575f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/79b9e495-b06b-5461-9b02-5aded2e25574 5aded2e25574]
|ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7226d4b-b51d-504a-842e-9f48988381e3 9f48988381e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|#hashtag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56671d6a-5739-5ffe-8a52-7b569e0fb4e1 7b569e0fb4e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e72fb3f-9eaf-5e29-8e76-ff9e2c0e72d3 ff9e2c0e72d3]
|what if it's a ghost pepper?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/caa53e11-7b2a-56d4-a8fd-39d7a0476ef8 39d7a0476ef8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1111c504-9ee8-5080-9809-e31b4f8d0d7d e31b4f8d0d7d]
|they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e80d205-fea8-5623-bbd8-2c9fc6042cdd 2c9fc6042cdd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9a3aa942-1dbf-5301-a812-62cd3460a783 62cd3460a783]
|Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9e72218-f4eb-50bb-9f87-36396f7713d3 36396f7713d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e476e50c-b234-5067-bf96-78cb2d2ce806 78cb2d2ce806]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab01977c-4312-5642-98b2-2d8a610ac57d 2d8a610ac57d]
|THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/609145b7-aedf-5ddc-9ba5-950c6dc27e71 950c6dc27e71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4b13008-4bbd-5d43-929d-d231e7a59732 d231e7a59732]
|Who came first?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1cc3e89-52e1-5f92-aefa-0b1dac228a5c 0b1dac228a5c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ca40393-6158-51a7-b8f4-c0f332e9575e c0f332e9575e]
|#newhipsterbike
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/837eca97-d25f-561b-9f32-576c4a2de0e9 576c4a2de0e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8cda64f-7f92-5a59-8ac8-64b298792bbd 64b298792bbd]
|An unsuccessful bike design...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a81d691d-6fff-5ba6-877e-1d45771798f3 1d45771798f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|#awefullyNicetractsofland
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd13c041-8c75-51ef-8f96-d50a949efca1 d50a949efca1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9afc0938-df6f-507c-839b-9691025fb33f 9691025fb33f]
|Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f004d55-727b-5ae8-a38a-471763240cee 471763240cee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|This is symbolic.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/adbb93be-211e-5b0d-b917-d6f040a617c4 d6f040a617c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c267128-b231-56cd-9385-3a01b14401e1 3a01b14401e1]
|my cat got into the *other* catnip
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ca5f8d5-801b-5943-992e-fdb219a70069 fdb219a70069]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7875f43e-7523-5d45-a547-dc3a38493f7d dc3a38493f7d]
|check out my new pet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/22dd916e-5f83-556a-981e-39f9663598e8 39f9663598e8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a35b212c-f443-5fb2-81d8-1cabd3f28345 1cabd3f28345]
|share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7796c8a0-0a72-5bd3-bba6-051fc307d3a3 051fc307d3a3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/db1ab6ea-e6fe-5bd3-a5f8-811bd51f6fa4 811bd51f6fa4]
|this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/deabd3bc-e959-5744-a069-c43f007a79ad c43f007a79ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/268d7cf2-9d39-5ea8-8c58-3a2ca3201f60 3a2ca3201f60]
|My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb0dd58f-74ad-513d-94c5-cbfd55d9314b cbfd55d9314b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9f64400-2f46-54e9-9818-9fc5e66c0884 9fc5e66c0884]
|Target Found.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/34b5e55c-b1e1-57a5-8455-747ab0a03571 747ab0a03571]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/74c2f367-8d01-5c06-92fa-bd67bc8fbe57 bd67bc8fbe57]
|#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d17869f1-5f2d-5ef1-9216-f91f432dedee f91f432dedee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/950c7fc9-1fa5-5216-94c2-c7af1d2b4e42 c7af1d2b4e42]
|Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/deab5450-db78-5cff-8ab9-e5194804dbe1 e5194804dbe1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69cf3040-c8d9-59b0-89e1-b05fcc9a98a0 b05fcc9a98a0]
|Eat my shorts
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7f7b0eb-3613-5fb5-a090-c1aadd2beda2 c1aadd2beda2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47cfa502-7e72-5e50-9a6f-446bd7807491 446bd7807491]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4e83dbb-6fca-5534-98f1-52eb6e40b776 52eb6e40b776]
|wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/08ef4993-e263-54a7-818f-14e841b55adb 14e841b55adb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1596da10-dc6f-5e77-b089-3ea8cd3dbdbc 3ea8cd3dbdbc]
|In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/51b45e87-19f0-5eda-bd76-5743634d4450 5743634d4450]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0caf3ccc-6416-571d-ba8e-8009a7e58635 8009a7e58635]
|Fancy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c7bff12b-8a97-5e6a-88c8-0ef07b302f61 0ef07b302f61]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/279ac45d-f6dc-5f8a-a371-2218d0987663 2218d0987663]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dcbf4c3b-630b-5d70-a5a8-7f59b89dbd33 7f59b89dbd33]
|Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bacb97b4-80cf-5f0c-95d6-510f299f01df 510f299f01df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/92180285-98f8-5bf6-8a66-d4496e693ad6 d4496e693ad6]
|This photo was taken from my iphone
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2bd497a6-8d57-57b0-ad9f-64f5869dbe7e 64f5869dbe7e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a74c67ca-c215-52c6-b9af-3e5f0b7a72ff 3e5f0b7a72ff]
|Vegans gonna hate
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d71e0f4-b567-5f07-b7c7-07e5f40f9a0a 07e5f40f9a0a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4679c979-75c7-5299-86df-9c039349b0b2 9c039349b0b2]
|Initiate evasive maneuver!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/650e9cf4-3f10-5223-8ee6-0dc653d64b18 0dc653d64b18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d 5bc8196cb57d]
|Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fef6c36f-0436-5be6-8caf-999b95d88ba1 999b95d88ba1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f7d81dc-e435-5d99-b975-057660801943 057660801943]
|Self Portrait: Complete.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb80aa17-1622-5d01-9128-eeea0442348a eeea0442348a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eef69be-09c8-5fdd-9301-2445b7adb800 2445b7adb800]
|love it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d932f933-e36f-5689-8040-fabd3185be68 fabd3185be68]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05b90540-d2f7-5911-b3ab-0e615e2ad90f 0e615e2ad90f]
|amazons newest delivery method
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a4c8589-b181-5de6-856b-b95862ddf773 b95862ddf773]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7831e489-5987-5970-80fd-6a57c265996d 6a57c265996d]
|We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7a15e5e-b911-598f-9d03-28e8701cf97a 28e8701cf97a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f9795e40-0a23-5723-9f2c-66b1fd7a5682 66b1fd7a5682]
|Is this too cheesy?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d3e1c40-8e50-5eb1-bf0d-cb1a8e21c979 cb1a8e21c979]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ddbea5f6-efe2-5c32-9cce-b7b8d20cdb74 b7b8d20cdb74]
|This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ba5d062-4615-5bee-9b72-e9b01daafc50 e9b01daafc50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f9d1f0-18ba-5c15-8f37-86c82db4ddfb 86c82db4ddfb]
|#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0419f214-3b1b-5370-a13d-a84b9e32413a a84b9e32413a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab01977c-4312-5642-98b2-2d8a610ac57d 2d8a610ac57d]
|I'm going to be smashed to bits
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6ea7d2b-2873-50e3-8a9e-867373eda94e 867373eda94e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/852b10c0-e3a1-50db-a9ea-415b14c8b862 415b14c8b862]
|Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/723dd0ba-2d99-5e66-b933-b7d729da4a9f b7d729da4a9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fdf286df-d97f-584d-a204-7fec1582cad0 7fec1582cad0]
|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/197066f9-8549-5f70-ae8a-4c964de72c61 4c964de72c61]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc246029-71bc-5003-9046-b9c6e3904591 b9c6e3904591]
|Daylight spending time!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7c750c3-882b-5533-a307-6910300fcd08 6910300fcd08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b084044-bb13-55d7-b59f-702b1488680d 702b1488680d]
|There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33a0b8fa-a45f-5326-aa84-66bed492fe39 66bed492fe39]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3fa9137-c979-5c75-b8b7-9c0c7ada805d 9c0c7ada805d]
|i broke it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88d3233b-0691-5887-bfc0-9c6d56f6595e 9c6d56f6595e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6366a53-f01c-54bb-b265-de6f77a0d4dc de6f77a0d4dc]
|leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd238154-30ad-59d7-a164-cd6811f32600 cd6811f32600]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ea213f88-0768-5b68-b914-0a1fdbb68c6e 0a1fdbb68c6e]
|What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2934e9ed-c95e-518f-b2fa-d283b967a33f d283b967a33f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9964e385-6cfc-544d-a518-bd4c7ec061c7 bd4c7ec061c7]
|Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/00b766d7-cc68-5b72-a181-0ee15c567c3b 0ee15c567c3b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e1328e6-8cec-5ed6-b7de-95fd495595b4 95fd495595b4]
|Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da189481-b47e-5e98-8e98-527c2bfad218 527c2bfad218]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/afd2bc13-36df-5ad3-814b-f38be88b9cec f38be88b9cec]
|i need to do my laundry more often.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce6d7c9f-5212-58ec-824c-74baef483fd3 74baef483fd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58ebbc0e-8c65-595d-ac9f-1e65f320ff20 1e65f320ff20]
|Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7fe3e194-c70c-5dea-9496-d3154f05fd73 d3154f05fd73]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7d1af6-7698-53cf-ba97-7773dc0863cc 7773dc0863cc]
|11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dccabb6a-4720-5aeb-b750-605fe45fb056 605fe45fb056]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7885db42-8aa0-55fb-b9aa-5c74f3b16e93 5c74f3b16e93]
|is it midnight yet?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b737f5f9-a5df-5da2-95ad-193d30f04522 193d30f04522]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f4c2983-5661-5851-b98a-a9c9733d88fa a9c9733d88fa]
|NO. JUST NO.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e4c86c4-ed7c-5435-8d7b-b5c4556041b0 b5c4556041b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1ef458ad-dc7b-598b-8e04-516a8191fb87 516a8191fb87]
|Oh, that's where I left them!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f2d6fb8-3c23-5af8-a80b-28bf6218e9c9 28bf6218e9c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f16c8a0d-2e32-5e6b-8bbd-7511330a7a53 7511330a7a53]
|I told you to keep the raptors secure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/164771f4-8848-5c11-a6e3-09be7a039877 09be7a039877]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/15e0146d-e6c6-56b2-b139-2562b760f647 2562b760f647]
|bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a04f71a-8e0b-5ca1-8657-8b2894ba8d27 8b2894ba8d27]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49531383-446c-55b1-b187-d4f0642224fa d4f0642224fa]
|Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b139522a-3437-5e86-81e5-86f1660b71bd 86f1660b71bd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/449e2210-62d9-5a2e-9852-bf1fbb69a889 bf1fbb69a889]
|Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/44324d02-45dd-5d57-9438-622de79b9218 622de79b9218]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3af7cb4-5b87-5bf3-9c36-c3d55f5ed151 c3d55f5ed151]
|The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e80bcde8-6d01-566c-b873-7a38d627327d 7a38d627327d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1a560eda-6da8-588e-8ea9-400910c90e8c 400910c90e8c]
|Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2997d89-47d0-510a-a51a-eb0f8a1f904a eb0f8a1f904a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a4a82b4d-befe-515e-80dd-2f8c5e653311 2f8c5e653311]
|Macklemore concert was awesome!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d82bed4-31a2-5d07-8bce-202396e4f50c 202396e4f50c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9af97969-6988-59ce-9d8f-658423b6f765 658423b6f765]
|Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d30b4696-28a9-599f-af99-1c699bd916bc 1c699bd916bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/436723ff-6616-58b8-899c-fd5ed226f3b5 fd5ed226f3b5]
|Philae lander found!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b352bd56-3eb9-569b-be73-1174c9fd627f 1174c9fd627f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7114e027-f170-5bf8-8b24-12b5d78f7ccc 12b5d78f7ccc]
|The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6930589c-36f0-5623-a075-2b65251ad372 2b65251ad372]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0dc8834d-db80-58d6-b9c1-b89e4a15a0b5 b89e4a15a0b5]
|The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c61b3e50-cf4d-58b0-88de-13829f7b9c35 13829f7b9c35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fb66834-aaae-5d48-8bbc-8145b1145ed7 8145b1145ed7]
|I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b094a19a-f616-511e-95ba-292a558b4ca2 292a558b4ca2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce15b17-0337-5ffa-8bf7-6a2fc065cbc9 6a2fc065cbc9]
|This apple got a face on it dog
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06c71d3d-c9b5-541d-8252-ce8e61a3fa9d ce8e61a3fa9d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70fbb33b-e449-55eb-b7ba-3a6f54c637ca 3a6f54c637ca]
|bit nosy, aren't you?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68922a82-5d9a-51f5-a5c5-b3c7a04f4569 b3c7a04f4569]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9266ebc-2bb8-5c6f-8e79-6b7cf0f94773 6b7cf0f94773]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/545a7b6b-e5e4-5aed-b483-87e7cfea2ca9 87e7cfea2ca9]
|THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1da2818c-028b-5b0b-8ec9-3e6f2774bd85 3e6f2774bd85]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9b9f808e-b08a-5771-ae64-68338c348065 68338c348065]
|Another one bites the dust
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f2741d49-6d27-56fe-a573-68cbd5ee6e34 68cbd5ee6e34]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e635d853-4815-5b48-b224-08602e138c05 08602e138c05]
|#bedhead
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35ea40b8-ae83-5e9a-8b4d-ec228e5d9cb2 ec228e5d9cb2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52070dec-11bf-5008-850c-925d908fb0ab 925d908fb0ab]
|i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/96ed1e20-689e-54ec-945b-c2cb9e64e43e c2cb9e64e43e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c9b4d6c-c718-563d-bf6b-6bf3263b04f6 6bf3263b04f6]
|Travel the length of these massive bison
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c3279c9-0ce6-5328-81f3-12b6028b5b40 12b6028b5b40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/112a2dc2-7bb1-5fee-b3ce-b0aff5a6fa4a b0aff5a6fa4a]
|Something seems to be wrong with my car
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1fd713b8-fe7b-5c1f-aaa4-6fc298bd25fa 6fc298bd25fa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/82402300-5ce4-5dd2-8b14-2af5eff75af3 2af5eff75af3]
|Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e09f56dd-8d74-5b9a-b626-abb0d8a51e0b abb0d8a51e0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c76eb7fb-b10a-5d7a-ba0b-b62182579a00 b62182579a00]
|Big Bird, An orwellian Short
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e08b64e-a8c3-50ed-966c-d12ab5b94920 d12ab5b94920]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|Maths are hard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75910a11-bf05-5204-9a47-e8c497fa57c9 e8c497fa57c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33047e4a-c0c9-5647-a119-ed3c38553bb5 ed3c38553bb5]
|WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/749f5199-a187-5e55-9bee-69bc5b42a34a 69bc5b42a34a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5d60fad5-91c8-5e2e-8d59-892bc2bbd3e6 892bc2bbd3e6]
|worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7736dee-556c-5437-86d3-93339e4cf7e3 93339e4cf7e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/460d022a-35f4-5e6c-9a9e-f867c41e030f f867c41e030f]
|I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa1ca93f-88f1-5e5d-8ae7-4f24ae5ded81 4f24ae5ded81]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|Finally, new tires
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa1dfa40-be60-530e-8455-a432318bd64d a432318bd64d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bcc5d43e-b72c-5499-b200-2a54a838dc76 2a54a838dc76]
|All things considered, it turned out nice again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ae986dd-c1bf-5db9-9942-56da932492ac 56da932492ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2544813-0a19-50ce-b8f3-8c55f1900d24 8c55f1900d24]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f9bf2d6-4407-51be-97c3-459891d99059 459891d99059]
|Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6c28ea05-def4-51b3-8df1-40cfa2697f54 40cfa2697f54]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/449e2210-62d9-5a2e-9852-bf1fbb69a889 bf1fbb69a889]
|Rollerskating always was overrated
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb7b371a-0683-53b9-a957-d6d46da7f372 d6d46da7f372]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/816dabe8-4697-548b-bd5c-9c14a44acc2d 9c14a44acc2d]
|we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aeebb66c-d109-5691-b737-ad8d0d0d332c ad8d0d0d332c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e2829a64-26d6-544b-8348-14307347e17f 14307347e17f]
|I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80bfec74-fcae-5fbf-a09f-7b10a84b63f3 7b10a84b63f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9adef91-1e37-5ba1-b2e8-abe8f31a1833 abe8f31a1833]
|they dont need us anymore
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a2103a3-d8f5-5d4d-8bd2-c9cf4fefbc18 c9cf4fefbc18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9be5450d-4000-543e-ac6b-05cd69ce5480 05cd69ce5480]
|aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d19d9b48-ae62-50c1-8d3c-03e92123a72e 03e92123a72e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bcc961d2-6d79-510a-9aed-e5a90d576045 e5a90d576045]
|I blame supernasa
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9eed83ec-e3a9-5c47-95b7-766e40dfe76e 766e40dfe76e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53b05784-11cd-554a-a6fb-10c1d5425f48 10c1d5425f48]
|which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/deeaaf38-0aa2-5242-9975-33fd20a3c0cd 33fd20a3c0cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81a6c0e6-7117-56a0-a109-54a54896c672 54a54896c672]
|#hoax
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a0b0797-9002-5ed7-adac-d82985d92712 d82985d92712]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58ebbc0e-8c65-595d-ac9f-1e65f320ff20 1e65f320ff20]
|Things Lost in couch cushions
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a3973a0-476b-54bc-98f1-b1fae2246167 b1fae2246167]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd2d1572-7e11-5778-b41f-a2fe59b71eeb a2fe59b71eeb]
|#DANGERZONE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/709b8a03-b548-5790-8ba7-208bcb4347de 208bcb4347de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/97945e5a-5677-592d-898c-e251d107ecc8 e251d107ecc8]
|We can't do it, the moon is in the way
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fc87ced9-444a-588d-8137-6a0ebf10173b 6a0ebf10173b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d2d17ee-a2bc-570e-ac38-991f9cbfe479 991f9cbfe479]
|sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26377568-70a1-5f98-a798-efaeac6b011f efaeac6b011f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9340c59-b2ca-5239-8c0c-99e1d025d47e 99e1d025d47e]
|Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7cbd708-3c9e-5fd5-afbb-9933e1016a1a 9933e1016a1a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aeb2d1f2-8bf3-5aba-9d27-e0684d7c2409 e0684d7c2409]
|Oh god is it still following me?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bdb1986c-7ab8-5ce3-8fcb-5ade9a1b45d4 5ade9a1b45d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36bb1d7a-2b10-5b88-a174-2aadc2b05bff 2aadc2b05bff]
|DuckDuckGoes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b77e9116-a5e9-56f9-a0fd-7b719ab8766b 7b719ab8766b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a119ddd-9a14-5de2-9dc3-80bdb547729a 80bdb547729a]
|havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bef05509-e1a0-53d9-8dd1-29aa7c49175a 29aa7c49175a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a8016eb-0792-55d5-b06c-c8f453e86277 c8f453e86277]
|Nope nope nope nope nope
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e14c9ef7-deb1-51ba-b4fa-a2f579332697 a2f579332697]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|Extreme beer pong
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce914906-1b06-5e40-a15f-6624b1be053e 6624b1be053e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40e6512c-ad0f-5883-b5aa-4e926e1f3bd9 4e926e1f3bd9]
|how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a03953e-4504-5aa8-bc4e-96ef28e2ea78 96ef28e2ea78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8f8e4b03-7b4d-5555-8320-662ab2ac144a 662ab2ac144a]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5eec396-9c26-5da4-9d95-d82d0b40915a d82d0b40915a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/007e993a-7408-5aeb-b104-e9b071fe7286 e9b071fe7286]
|Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/942732a2-8960-5bf5-a077-47d702260cea 47d702260cea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/37d6c364-29e3-5946-b695-4bc89e682a3b 4bc89e682a3b]
|Penguins are people too #equality
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35538afb-3f8e-5cbc-b825-a2a505aff28d a2a505aff28d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/338e5291-7e13-50a0-bfd4-a10df00c1984 a10df00c1984]
|SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0cd04e85-348d-53a2-bfa1-be6ea91a1be4 be6ea91a1be4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b7e0fe3a-2c70-542b-b281-dccd8efcd65f dccd8efcd65f]
|Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8594710f-c85d-5c1f-831c-4e44caf35a92 4e44caf35a92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8fe3c906-b94b-5023-adf5-cfef75512c74 cfef75512c74]
|TANSTAAFL... Mostly
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a365d5b0-a421-5635-affd-91755f9cb5bc 91755f9cb5bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21edcb58-8e0d-56c0-8d56-59499218ba53 59499218ba53]
|Car broke down on the side of the highway.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d809b7a0-5223-5a21-92d1-3099cfda78da 3099cfda78da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d2db88c-5ba0-535c-89fd-d16029fb8686 d16029fb8686]
|Best Halloween costume yet!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d6f7616-eea1-5f51-91eb-3d1dc6cfaa13 3d1dc6cfaa13]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e38696d-18d7-52d8-9a56-102c63887dba 102c63887dba]
|Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2119f61d-1ca5-5b0b-828d-04ab55d3710a 04ab55d3710a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9ce1e28f-0cb7-53b1-a4c4-7940779ab371 7940779ab371]
|Would you like to play a game?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e3b9c5f-d200-5f43-a0c4-9b49e50cd9ef 9b49e50cd9ef]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99a26261-ca1a-5924-be6f-42e5ebc4c98f 42e5ebc4c98f]
|Thanks Obama!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/05643c91-08cc-551f-a30b-a8b9a8d7a3f0 a8b9a8d7a3f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/407bca48-e9df-5baf-8687-8927b3addaf6 8927b3addaf6]
|Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/454c999e-80a2-55a6-af7f-2bebb8c39d63 2bebb8c39d63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|i invented a thing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc3f7b6a-c573-5e1a-956a-63f33a898662 63f33a898662]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ea0a6b-2877-5b33-a879-c94be1669167 c94be1669167]
|I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/599021b5-60d2-5d9a-b087-d5191d7194b7 d5191d7194b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6d65d29-83ba-55c9-8bfe-26d88864907e 26d88864907e]
|Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4910a4cc-3704-525b-905f-8cb3cb7a5258 8cb3cb7a5258]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da05dab1-d037-5c6a-bb80-6978bf82609c 6978bf82609c]
|I'm not even mad. that's amazing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d251993-1b3d-5b89-8b15-a71282bc29ea a71282bc29ea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f5ab7a31-83ed-57b6-ab04-2af368c1d634 2af368c1d634]
|First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4d37129b-7508-50c4-87a1-1d8b11f1bbea 1d8b11f1bbea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1283eae-63aa-5162-bcb3-7f08d55f0410 7f08d55f0410]
|Why do people do this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b0babd1-a1b0-59d9-85bf-1d63cbcb4c09 1d63cbcb4c09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288a2217-2263-52af-9bb5-94f7800beff8 94f7800beff8]
|#Toobigtofall
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/beddcb93-f182-5517-a154-9e298765920f 9e298765920f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5e6d929-6ed7-5627-b575-da1ca557b64e da1ca557b64e]
|Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19619865-f93c-5d11-b974-c0ea2579b527 c0ea2579b527]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|How does this work again?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f351c18-80bb-543b-b3fe-70ea4fd27be8 70ea4fd27be8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b5c06f2-5847-522f-82c9-8667115f2e3a 8667115f2e3a]
|Big bowl of star-flakes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b5823ae-9d2b-53bb-8472-c5438d591339 c5438d591339]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/145fdae3-8084-5c21-96ab-e340af91a428 e340af91a428]
|Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e00058e-e1fe-502b-9fad-21be54c95e3f 21be54c95e3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ce10d4a-a362-5a81-962b-42b45c70ab63 42b45c70ab63]
|Car tiddlywinks proves success
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dcb7285d-0135-5e25-986b-9b0d37ec2903 9b0d37ec2903]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76282454-6f92-566e-ba02-094ed85d323c 094ed85d323c]
|Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd45c154-2bdf-5777-9050-4f41376382ec 4f41376382ec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0965157c-c019-5712-8068-45dfc555391a 45dfc555391a]
|well, this really puts things in perspective.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49b66fbe-afae-5f82-8000-9fa53707619b 9fa53707619b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896605f8-551c-5af9-97e7-abb28f6609a7 abb28f6609a7]
|I've been robbed!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7452b773-3f2a-5f2f-9dfd-c2eed7defa33 c2eed7defa33]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5eb318e6-edb3-525b-8e28-c65dfa097e6d c65dfa097e6d]
|Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1748713a-b55b-555e-99da-fb3a8003ecb0 fb3a8003ecb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce0b05d0-cf4f-5f7f-b544-28b646e07f21 28b646e07f21]
|Like my new nails?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2acf6867-d048-5621-981b-f82eeafb5f40 f82eeafb5f40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/806a6e0e-538c-5795-8a2b-f66a2a6dab59 f66a2a6dab59]
|There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6150892-a6eb-5af5-9558-1d8be431e962 1d8be431e962]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3544376-60a0-59ab-b386-5bebec594908 5bebec594908]
|only 90s kids will get this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f8c96b2e-f1da-52d4-9409-6cdfad3451ae 6cdfad3451ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ab38d5b-5441-5c1f-a2bc-e0ce298f4750 e0ce298f4750]
|I am a beautiful person.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a78f345-8984-5a15-8310-c2046eaa4f74 c2046eaa4f74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96a4736b-1d5a-50a6-aebf-16be3b96c067 16be3b96c067]
|Diet is working!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35741c37-2c27-5978-a28d-b82772686aa4 b82772686aa4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df25cda1-ccb8-542f-9b39-37a8043efdb0 37a8043efdb0]
|Larry asked me to be his wingman
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6a687b9-9b8d-583a-b0f2-dcf846cc7138 dcf846cc7138]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/859eadeb-41b6-5bdc-8564-fa57c6c5e546 fa57c6c5e546]
|New headcanon:
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/032e2e56-2846-5d98-9f96-e530e1cc976e e530e1cc976e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf8fa6b2-fdc5-5375-b7c4-f0991487cc01 f0991487cc01]
|The knids are hungry
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3d04126-fb2d-5d39-b007-efc83eaf29e2 efc83eaf29e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73e20f2f-d527-5739-83e8-0c11f3359c47 0c11f3359c47]
|Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c19cf8c7-0cdf-5898-ab81-10ec2cfc3d0a 10ec2cfc3d0a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/48c906a3-a6fd-54b0-971f-6b98bacc2865 6b98bacc2865]
|Great ScotT!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be1f05b3-c6ed-57a8-98ab-1c8a91fe306b 1c8a91fe306b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67605d97-3583-5d20-ba24-e6989877df1e e6989877df1e]
|Man in the Moon slumming
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b1279dd-a535-5ffc-82b5-a0bb90c026ea a0bb90c026ea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/357227a6-9b71-5bce-a2db-73ba5146f506 73ba5146f506]
|Perspective issues
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bfc92196-f402-544b-8d35-539edc9125e3 539edc9125e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e66c66d7-079e-52ef-828a-1097b065da8a 1097b065da8a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|it was never this complicated when I was a kid
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76948409-5e39-58bd-a6ab-6a9616ba4b24 6a9616ba4b24]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc988d4b-07fd-5d1e-8491-5a1a21983f7b 5a1a21983f7b]
|Park and ride
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0930159d-ba16-5534-8638-89a0ec887ae7 89a0ec887ae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0965157c-c019-5712-8068-45dfc555391a 45dfc555391a]
|I have tasted many fish
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9fa1256-42ad-5667-9b00-83e2d375dcb4 83e2d375dcb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a50e7f0e-f3c0-59a1-8308-c7b1a76f8820 c7b1a76f8820]
|1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ed203949-687f-5815-9c91-c330d4a3a226 c330d4a3a226]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b7edd8d-4a8d-5159-894c-ddf013875fd0 ddf013875fd0]
|really not how I thought I would die
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2cc074e-763e-558e-a6e3-52911fee45b7 52911fee45b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40f879c0-e16b-5d0c-ae75-8de2ad52ab4e 8de2ad52ab4e]
|Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f5af81e-6eaf-57c1-928d-1ea3c7ed799c 1ea3c7ed799c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5883ae39-622a-5a1b-bdf2-6e36bdd423d3 6e36bdd423d3]
|would you choose the microwave over this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb8641d9-2194-58da-9b85-76245fb8303b 76245fb8303b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96a4736b-1d5a-50a6-aebf-16be3b96c067 16be3b96c067]
|void main() { fork; }
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8156139-65ba-500e-983a-f8650828f675 f8650828f675]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e042a4bd-9ddf-5f4b-a30d-a4b7d17b5662 a4b7d17b5662]
|Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/acb8ca9e-3aaf-526d-b03f-3b688a46b99b 3b688a46b99b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6cc31ed-0d33-5fa5-ab9a-213890cbbd26 213890cbbd26]
|No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/279f6d97-0533-5b94-83eb-5da6ecb35429 5da6ecb35429]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd68e824-7965-5d42-94ba-235c48ded7eb 235c48ded7eb]
|No regrets on this new roofing material
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8e766e93-feea-56ac-8583-ebdd4f23dd6c ebdd4f23dd6c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26a7edcb-e7fb-5873-b22d-f8dbccef9e21 f8dbccef9e21]
|Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0d531fba-4b65-50c7-8ebd-2793b291de74 2793b291de74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e29edbf-198e-5fae-bf22-ebbdfebbfec8 ebbdfebbfec8]
|wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6d138c5-808d-536c-bee8-18e27fd675ce 18e27fd675ce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2cb9b41-dd14-5086-9cd8-9cfa73f0c93a 9cfa73f0c93a]
|I hate waking up from a really good dream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8889e41c-ae76-598e-a679-9b05bccfd69b 9b05bccfd69b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81d0c47a-2e72-5d3a-a943-c3629da07d92 c3629da07d92]
|The solution to all life's problems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb3bcc41-58eb-513b-a826-d103b6d4340d d103b6d4340d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/144ebf44-9cfd-5a26-b2fe-37d3a3a22fdb 37d3a3a22fdb]
|That was when things started to get a little weird.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01c4e38a-cdec-5990-80cb-2d03fafe5c76 2d03fafe5c76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4447792-9ed7-5a16-a4ba-5a0d3960a7e0 5a0d3960a7e0]
|who do you think I am?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d31905a-1544-556b-bffd-6ea01fd5172b 6ea01fd5172b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9e3113eb-c67d-5e0e-9e54-14ee7faa729a 14ee7faa729a]
|I have never been happy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd7fef31-fdb3-5102-bdcb-a6e348d249ba a6e348d249ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c2464cd9-2b2f-5b69-8599-d7db98e5922e d7db98e5922e]
|horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/729af63b-ab63-5356-8ee0-003a246afe26 003a246afe26]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ede6c608-685e-587f-9820-d5814b78c6b9 d5814b78c6b9]
|I broke cookie clicker...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/52ccfd0a-3f4d-53f7-9d7e-f8a87ba02744 f8a87ba02744]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c5e1bd4-703c-5ed7-b279-7806ec34850c 7806ec34850c]
|DuckDuckGoes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5cb29a7-4917-53ca-af4d-4e82a931362d 4e82a931362d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c2b95532-be4d-518f-a90c-f50a1ae13dc0 f50a1ae13dc0]
|worst horse ever :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e0ec778-4eed-5b1c-a0fd-f43dc85abdbc f43dc85abdbc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/795905f0-9e02-5909-ae24-fe2ac1816284 fe2ac1816284]
|#saturday #memories #beautiful
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c937c77-c2ba-50d5-90ea-925851ccd5b1 925851ccd5b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99c2f8fa-4322-50d6-80f1-b713cd3eb0a5 b713cd3eb0a5]
|Where do I plug this in?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ce5411a-f527-5de6-9abe-7a09b3495129 7a09b3495129]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8dad3a7d-ab05-5e99-b8cd-62b63542fae9 62b63542fae9]
|still better than last year in ottawa
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73cdb60b-24a9-54ab-9256-e37c29a524aa e37c29a524aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28d6be03-290e-5d36-b9bc-433787df693b 433787df693b]
|mario Kart is harder in real life
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/63283a0a-a906-5d07-a46d-78fca0f91041 78fca0f91041]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6109fdb-a9d3-5ae7-8409-331ba5c2d27d 331ba5c2d27d]
|and then there were nine
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8730c67-83e5-5b83-b8c0-619b968769ac 619b968769ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf8fa6b2-fdc5-5375-b7c4-f0991487cc01 f0991487cc01]
|haha oh my cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9afe30b-fa99-50d4-bb3d-3cadd3dc45f9 3cadd3dc45f9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a6b1afd-9ccd-5ac1-a28d-219174de0d49 219174de0d49]
|Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3720c16-6f6e-53c1-9ea1-d7e297015f05 d7e297015f05]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451232c7-e17d-5c0c-aee3-307bc37a8e8d 307bc37a8e8d]
|I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a4b563dd-8a64-52b4-9a54-21ef16d29f89 21ef16d29f89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/24546e7e-0e38-52a1-b5e4-4809cdd2dbdd 4809cdd2dbdd]
|SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d56f9ca7-b551-5877-ab0f-f1d3d1e27b1e f1d3d1e27b1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa7a8983-40f2-5e51-84aa-0c2348107ccc 0c2348107ccc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ae6cbd8-d8c9-5fc3-b7ea-ff2803045213 ff2803045213]
|The solution to all life's problems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95fd7258-52df-504b-9b48-48ccc25f0cf4 48ccc25f0cf4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4240b365-c054-54f8-8d3f-0391cf5b0ed9 0391cf5b0ed9]
|What is your Pony Personality?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/02db75d9-c653-55e1-8694-1d8faea61a1d 1d8faea61a1d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfb6c9ee-a0e8-5879-a57d-fd8dedb9f32c fd8dedb9f32c]
|I dream of death
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d05a4747-0a51-5007-8d09-acd932518edd acd932518edd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6246972d-53f2-547f-8523-617af909bd1a 617af909bd1a]
|Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14ab59f9-5583-53f1-8838-c7ccc7f9b0fc c7ccc7f9b0fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d858a2dc-e0cc-5eb6-8008-95ccd6364248 95ccd6364248]
|Eating my breakfast!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8569f7b1-df21-5a9c-841b-40b7c2857454 40b7c2857454]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|today's to do list
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75cadd4c-3e64-526f-9a20-740c88c00c0f 740c88c00c0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c85dc312-2361-5cd5-8a65-0b5ac8ecd470 0b5ac8ecd470]
|He nailed it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7507743-1bc8-5350-97f4-4e8f967cab3c 4e8f967cab3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9988f820-1c60-5264-8b90-949337c3cedf 949337c3cedf]
|#imnotracistbut
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77f517b9-3815-5532-b6cc-d0dcf7cd5914 d0dcf7cd5914]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0bfc82bf-b374-5852-aceb-72b80e3e6f80 72b80e3e6f80]
|That was one hell of a party last night.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bddf1c6-487a-5059-b9bd-ca2dc3e1f787 ca2dc3e1f787]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50a52fce-b3d2-5651-a139-7652b0b17249 7652b0b17249]
|I got a new geigerteller
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26e98efd-ea0d-5454-bcb1-89eac3b67555 89eac3b67555]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/585c7517-e711-57d0-bf50-3faae50abfa9 3faae50abfa9]
|I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f172edd-1da6-55de-a616-948b1ae6dc78 948b1ae6dc78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5f8de82-5b57-5723-98aa-76ca58e573df 76ca58e573df]
|99 bottles of beer on the wall
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4d8f1305-d2a8-5010-bc41-6fa429a40bbf 6fa429a40bbf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c76eb7fb-b10a-5d7a-ba0b-b62182579a00 b62182579a00]
|are you sure this is a commandline?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b451446-4c4d-522e-ac48-6a6a7a0dfe76 6a6a7a0dfe76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d15cecb-9ad0-5710-960a-676c098de756 676c098de756]
|it's bicycles all the way down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5a76354-4a3f-5e22-af7e-385a9def5478 385a9def5478]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6d65d29-83ba-55c9-8bfe-26d88864907e 26d88864907e]
|Parlez vous Francais?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9465b4bd-8264-5ce9-aa2f-88fd9213d05f 88fd9213d05f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff58b5ba-4c9c-5ef7-81b2-e9e10255fda0 e9e10255fda0]
|Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24c9b2e6-0322-5dbc-bc95-138bac586028 138bac586028]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab9d78bb-5cee-5757-ae4e-2a4f40911339 2a4f40911339]
|hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2c5fd465-daed-54be-8c01-abeabdd4d162 abeabdd4d162]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8c7c215-9406-5b7a-97dc-49cdeb92ecf6 49cdeb92ecf6]
|pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5bfc6ffa-8c35-5300-b421-5608a3de830d 5608a3de830d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e042a4bd-9ddf-5f4b-a30d-a4b7d17b5662 a4b7d17b5662]
|Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0469dc3b-6a0c-54da-afd0-3198efbbb93b 3198efbbb93b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc53c71b-5cb7-538c-a0c5-3b92fa611436 3b92fa611436]
|take that atheists
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14aa15ab-2829-5419-aca5-b6894dfd5d4a b6894dfd5d4a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78dc49b9-dc34-5610-9fcd-698cc961c472 698cc961c472]
|((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bff8a345-8d6e-5f19-b7d4-03ef70c38304 03ef70c38304]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2bee8d86-cd19-548c-8137-a365c1b18c02 a365c1b18c02]
|As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8ec13349-6fae-554a-8fa0-a638c5c7fc56 a638c5c7fc56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/407bca48-e9df-5baf-8687-8927b3addaf6 8927b3addaf6]
|Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0356fcd9-c109-5298-9a66-ef04fca13869 ef04fca13869]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9424d7fa-2dbe-5806-928a-2e7213f87bb7 2e7213f87bb7]
|Hoverboard to full power!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8e40e773-8dd0-523b-98ad-a12bca8f7761 a12bca8f7761]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c0bfd31-9a1e-563a-b60d-d0f0105ee4cf d0f0105ee4cf]
|I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/344a4d17-f2e7-5d5c-a4c0-84d6417a9d5b 84d6417a9d5b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8c69aa6c-136c-5bef-85d3-78f4dc46875e 78f4dc46875e]
|The evolution of fun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01a1281d-58d7-59d2-96a0-2683c4e85b87 2683c4e85b87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f14e85e4-0b6b-515c-a309-ad84df3b19fb ad84df3b19fb]
|Apparently it's a thing now...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f14d5df-ef95-596e-9b36-b60ac563719f b60ac563719f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f9d69eb3-1e49-56f4-8f47-42ea4fe205c6 42ea4fe205c6]
|Existance is an illusion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/782f2a4e-9d47-511b-a238-230946d133a9 230946d133a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8522d91e-cc0c-5462-8abc-a3cec93fc573 a3cec93fc573]
|#CATSANDBIRDS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/134f9f23-20c4-589f-9faf-f39223524b49 f39223524b49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fdd799ba-7e42-5fa5-9aaa-9c28faff5070 9c28faff5070]
|damn tree!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cdf8ffd6-8097-5bc3-bb01-8e7a6f2faf57 8e7a6f2faf57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/42a6b604-196f-5f52-adf5-e4c70cd09780 e4c70cd09780]
|welcome to the space jam
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c75ac8d5-9a91-5180-a970-fbe3912ae24a fbe3912ae24a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87a0a43c-67ea-5e95-b155-5887b2af9571 5887b2af9571]
|I'm a Real Boy!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/15f21400-6122-55c0-a9a6-c54e2b6b8ecc c54e2b6b8ecc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5ba602bd-634c-5e06-8723-a498bc9d963c a498bc9d963c]
|#vampiremirrorselfie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/336a1922-cf03-504b-92ab-759717cae9b4 759717cae9b4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b06f756-a3ee-5e1f-ac2a-a75a2c284bd1 a75a2c284bd1]
|Evolution of puzzles
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3b85a1d5-fecb-591e-96e8-d597301e5c89 d597301e5c89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd1265b7-cfde-5dd8-be8b-43d261c352ba 43d261c352ba]
|Death star model 0.0.73
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab25203f-30e5-5c9c-ad36-ec7a55ded52e ec7a55ded52e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc0883d7-9b8e-56e0-87e6-4abb8ffdf883 4abb8ffdf883]
|In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7747ae3e-9d37-5c02-921c-49bcb4517ed6 49bcb4517ed6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e43237d-7d72-5260-8556-70f53e83e86d 70f53e83e86d]
|peeling back the pages of history
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b2930003-4ec2-592a-a820-c432c335e41f c432c335e41f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7cdfb74f-7e49-59da-9fec-416a214c5e51 416a214c5e51]
|I don't regret pressing the button
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33f17e15-0253-5323-aa6d-077488a7e31b 077488a7e31b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a9f7c213-561e-5de5-a8ec-e458fc235e27 e458fc235e27]
|it was an odd place to find a stop sign
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/03d4ac28-8162-5491-899a-07fe3063359b 07fe3063359b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad139de2-3d26-5772-8a75-fdf20837c837 fdf20837c837]
|Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ccb76d31-1f9c-5b21-a0c7-f0fb4495a635 f0fb4495a635]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da44f4fd-cd6e-59bc-9ecc-bad34e3c6d86 bad34e3c6d86]
|welcome to the internet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e591509a-4ba7-5f35-aea9-00369b5c662c 00369b5c662c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8859f8f-3ad1-5283-bc1b-a5dac3645d9c a5dac3645d9c]
|that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b367af7c-55f0-56f0-98c9-de244d9c5619 de244d9c5619]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|I was late
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82b1da51-16d1-5d7e-bb12-7127969d9bea 7127969d9bea]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/365945db-61da-58e7-955b-667be74ed29d 667be74ed29d]
|Go purr yourself!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/55a883e6-d017-5009-8c0a-bff285772f0a bff285772f0a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1e20bcb-90ad-5680-8a98-ca2a6c7e9f86 ca2a6c7e9f86]
|a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc54675c-811d-56b5-992e-ea6958a17c3a ea6958a17c3a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40dd9ebe-f70c-5d05-8254-6bcdc631d4fd 6bcdc631d4fd]
|#Nailpolish
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7566877a-8be2-525e-a3e7-0787968e0eaf 0787968e0eaf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dac394ee-fe13-5128-aaa2-cd0c86a99505 cd0c86a99505]
|OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2ef1de9-6302-5a3c-a7e4-5d2d49c35011 5d2d49c35011]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eb275e1-fe4d-5864-97fe-d5cb52aa4a0a d5cb52aa4a0a]
|two great tastes that go great together
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9c6ace2-e7bf-5f96-bf3d-8e911c92feb2 8e911c92feb2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f0ced9e1-e242-53ae-9419-2cd492f68159 2cd492f68159]
|Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/03ad720a-b27a-5113-878d-0744d1235ad8 0744d1235ad8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2c40911-1b77-5532-b0d5-23892daa8f4d 23892daa8f4d]
|bowTieght!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e61f535f-e1ca-58ef-b6d0-7cdee5f8ac82 7cdee5f8ac82]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7155e1f2-07ca-595d-ac68-508faf3984a3 508faf3984a3]
|Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a2f73c51-6e72-5538-974c-6227da3a4cc4 6227da3a4cc4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9964e385-6cfc-544d-a518-bd4c7ec061c7 bd4c7ec061c7]
|April Fools!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a27f1a66-51f8-5451-bca3-281f0bd4ae87 281f0bd4ae87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8275a71d-5200-514e-bc12-934f1f0453ba 934f1f0453ba]
|How is this still a thing?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6eee4631-cdeb-5b8a-87a4-76486b9ba63b 76486b9ba63b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54f69a9f-09f9-5f4e-bfea-2d0ded5d95f7 2d0ded5d95f7]
|I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f77d08fb-03d1-5b73-af1b-4e173b244e5d 4e173b244e5d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81c59346-12e7-524a-ba1e-c942b75bbc37 c942b75bbc37]
|The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/74781af4-9b79-5291-ae89-adc948211d57 adc948211d57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e81742f-115b-50ce-8dca-26f932f7b668 26f932f7b668]
|it's pretty dark in this box
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4e70d2c-2d80-5367-b7eb-88157c381c26 88157c381c26]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bbc2a8bf-0b2b-5cfa-b399-99faa3542e1a 99faa3542e1a]
|First screenshot of portal 3 !!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1afb6a56-6059-5ce9-a85a-63181b73145d 63181b73145d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b7a2196c-6427-52e2-8504-5e60fec9786b 5e60fec9786b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29ff6749-c781-55d3-92e1-58877edb6cbe 58877edb6cbe]
|picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0132de1b-80c5-5d9a-b5d6-fcaee9d2b418 fcaee9d2b418]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e366f10-53bf-5747-aa76-0261a1a6ad74 0261a1a6ad74]
|Monday mornings
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a891e22-7084-543c-a2d3-d7279bb6501c d7279bb6501c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d51fe9ad-ae0d-53bc-82b6-1aaf67f26ffa 1aaf67f26ffa]
|I'm not even mad. that's amazing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0736569-7533-5aaf-a8ca-98a8b989ae8f 98a8b989ae8f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de17d8eb-0ed9-5efd-968b-087ddead8506 087ddead8506]
|Today i am a Chinese clock
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5ab445f1-dba5-53ce-a377-f32eb13d2bbe f32eb13d2bbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eeca59c8-1184-550a-8b85-f01a237d9672 f01a237d9672]
|I think I need new glasses.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80035b57-3bd1-5e73-8b76-031cb56a90dd 031cb56a90dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96807e9a-e2a6-51bf-aaf8-e3da37483dfa e3da37483dfa]
|What could possibly go wrong™?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54b761f8-de74-5568-83c1-5d6ca325ece7 5d6ca325ece7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2507f340-9240-54f7-b5b2-3edb0cf4af16 3edb0cf4af16]
|Thanks!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebc5d371-7435-5ced-9f77-ba66f219c250 ba66f219c250]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/910d496d-bc39-5cf5-baaf-a09c3c76653f a09c3c76653f]
|Spiders. Nope.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8d80e3c3-c63f-5eb5-b737-136ac9b98edc 136ac9b98edc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25268166-8ba9-5488-bed6-eaf3944550ac eaf3944550ac]
|emergency butter delivery
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2976e94a-24bd-5ee4-80d7-c572e4c67117 c572e4c67117]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33f0116f-1179-528e-ad8a-395154ee8f31 395154ee8f31]
|What are pixels?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fdbd0dd-ac42-524a-be2f-0d9e152ab8d5 0d9e152ab8d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/024eb2bc-eaaa-538c-b1ce-514a5ae66033 514a5ae66033]
|#lifehacks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54fefff9-5029-5d52-968d-5c87577755fd 5c87577755fd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a062ef5-7cf7-58d9-9453-39842baaeb63 39842baaeb63]
|My halloween costume
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ab252d6-e22d-5bf1-bdaf-c9bb5fbce2d0 c9bb5fbce2d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff1cf214-c5e7-55c4-9ec3-4415af00a680 4415af00a680]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/701c9def-0873-5e3b-a28c-9f2a8882e117 9f2a8882e117]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53eebd8f-2c08-58df-8f83-215928a121d4 215928a121d4]
|capes are in fashion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73d1d3f5-c189-54ca-983d-e5ff198858ad e5ff198858ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/451232c7-e17d-5c0c-aee3-307bc37a8e8d 307bc37a8e8d]
|TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/441f0976-9e41-55d3-8d11-0f7e12dd797c 0f7e12dd797c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17ec1a64-4919-58e6-8128-61f58d48c281 61f58d48c281]
|Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06ebb46d-c755-5cfb-bb73-b5ab1572eb2a b5ab1572eb2a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3adc6970-cc4d-519e-b997-6fb450cbc14b 6fb450cbc14b]
|That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc6a767d-47a8-51e1-9416-3a5243e97216 3a5243e97216]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|Best Christmas gift EVER!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9f417024-058f-51f1-8438-73448dc17d9c 73448dc17d9c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e5580a9c-8878-51fb-bbd9-7006b8a4cc3f 7006b8a4cc3f]
|Oh God! It's happening again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/831343ca-139e-5e6b-a6b8-e1dd77c5994a e1dd77c5994a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/680b01f4-850f-5663-a791-fdbb3b2e6ff7 fdbb3b2e6ff7]
|too much right beef
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5045243-3238-5df9-9feb-3d34d99b2deb 3d34d99b2deb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d064f551-ce48-5107-a6bd-67264fd2e8f8 67264fd2e8f8]
|rm -rf /
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b7aacd25-ae66-5dd9-a130-bd961bb64bb0 bd961bb64bb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/093226a1-e049-5ab5-a75e-bcb546284888 bcb546284888]
|Alan?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ffbcb3c2-13d9-5162-93dd-1efc6a615f2f 1efc6a615f2f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3d6682e-8eb8-5ca4-b199-1d28bd672f5d 1d28bd672f5d]
|Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0e84a7d-6fb3-5d21-98e9-2c6d19c4068a 2c6d19c4068a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e4b80ae7-a6a6-5370-84fe-ba54b7db6a99 ba54b7db6a99]
|BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/850e63a8-8946-54a0-8313-27e441cfee5c 27e441cfee5c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/425c30a1-41d4-5ae3-be78-025a30bf44ab 025a30bf44ab]
|Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/81b74708-0ba7-5476-8c12-584f09cdae54 584f09cdae54]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3cb7eda-279e-5afd-ac05-6d8d641bd493 6d8d641bd493]
|omfg, space bugs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b477083-2187-586f-a5bb-f86cdeee0927 f86cdeee0927]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896f6b70-1ec1-5ed4-a9d0-e2a47ca2b07f e2a47ca2b07f]
|Bangarang Motherfuckers
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/192c2f3f-8680-5e1c-82ce-2ec7c11726cd 2ec7c11726cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfa9aec5-04ec-5ca1-adfd-65d1d06460bd 65d1d06460bd]
|my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7cdb2d8d-a953-5c65-a02f-4ceb1b68ecda 4ceb1b68ecda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0c2b2810-5eb8-5a26-90de-11aec29cb014 11aec29cb014]
|Click to show secret text
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5748c35a-f66a-5d81-9a8f-2a79d5524036 2a79d5524036]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6fb80db4-a6ed-57e0-a983-ac54bf137b0f ac54bf137b0f]
|I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31218d8e-98d8-56f1-8c8e-aa71a3016e56 aa71a3016e56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1c89f552-e6d9-5d88-ac21-fe6d3a5ea6dd fe6d3a5ea6dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0fc6ac4f-4a4a-5129-9799-5ae0e5171604 5ae0e5171604]
|havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d05bc683-f491-5979-8e02-ef675a16d099 ef675a16d099]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c1409a5-10a8-5408-b152-66f04b48ba96 66f04b48ba96]
|hobbitses
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee355997-c599-5525-aeab-34307b15dbd4 34307b15dbd4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b6884c3-d309-5deb-96c6-bbbda03f1051 bbbda03f1051]
|It's a timey-wimey time-lord
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6329833a-4290-55b2-b3e8-70b46616980d 70b46616980d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c06d110-559b-5276-87eb-1567b779f433 1567b779f433]
|Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/98d915b8-36f0-5d99-b4a1-d74c7888d1a4 d74c7888d1a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c2464cd9-2b2f-5b69-8599-d7db98e5922e d7db98e5922e]
|At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7263e300-ff8b-51fc-8b75-f328b4930448 f328b4930448]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c18803d5-5d18-5b48-9091-cb9525b45a5d cb9525b45a5d]
|What could go wrong?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e69ce49-5ca9-5245-9e10-ccb586f81077 ccb586f81077]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7570c337-a31f-58bd-a6f0-5c2386c8cb54 5c2386c8cb54]
|IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53df2609-cffc-5abf-bcc1-3459906a4c92 3459906a4c92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfb6c9ee-a0e8-5879-a57d-fd8dedb9f32c fd8dedb9f32c]
|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/226d58d2-cfff-534f-9623-fe844c5533d6 fe844c5533d6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e78309dd-2b33-5195-9dad-303577e09e78 303577e09e78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6571731-3bd8-5281-bb39-2315132d5f00 2315132d5f00]
|look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d477964f-2c02-5953-9da0-c50098b3b090 c50098b3b090]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a451d23-675d-5ef1-aeee-be3c62aac59a be3c62aac59a]
|super high intensity training at NORAD
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd54cc74-1870-571d-bf8d-1cc0efecc1d5 1cc0efecc1d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d65f87e9-b93c-5756-9553-1f47ae8020e4 1f47ae8020e4]
|My nose will grow now.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3dd974c1-e620-546c-b5a6-e05207e9e6ff e05207e9e6ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e950315-2fc2-5268-89cc-f68b8790c643 f68b8790c643]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd279166-d13f-5d74-862f-a40295449b86 a40295449b86]
|I used to be like... but then i was all...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad8849b1-b976-5897-acf6-d9fa469cd56d d9fa469cd56d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/66d38184-c736-5cc8-9cc1-6a3486e865d8 6a3486e865d8]
|Dryads. that is all.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45492f21-fae5-52af-9984-bfe206e508f1 bfe206e508f1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/309a1e99-c7a3-567a-bba3-95fe2f2cd9ce 95fe2f2cd9ce]
|I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83f22e83-353a-57ca-b3a5-a4f38102d168 a4f38102d168]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/db3deba1-eea6-5e1d-900c-6842182bda28 6842182bda28]
|The strangest thing subway ever gave me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/287b8fe8-dd27-5367-a4b4-821deb3537e7 821deb3537e7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b8b8a6bf-8152-5ce0-9cf4-ec4763c88de8 ec4763c88de8]
|blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b213044-a379-5e98-888e-0982bcf3ad3b 0982bcf3ad3b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc0aae66-a922-535d-b921-874dc7983e02 874dc7983e02]
|The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/102fa888-5649-51ac-884a-d44b65bca05f d44b65bca05f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d57dcc36-7c60-5ce0-9107-97c1e78b7180 97c1e78b7180]
|Damn, two o'clock already?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbffadd5-271c-5b76-a687-ee450ff516f4 ee450ff516f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/84cb2f8c-60ec-556e-b96e-75ac454698ec 75ac454698ec]
|Down time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f93a6fd0-47fa-551b-b901-59313747e91c 59313747e91c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e25e269a-1269-5fbd-a642-9d7f79d10f2d 9d7f79d10f2d]
|in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ed24c34-1c8c-53df-8dce-a93e98ec9f56 a93e98ec9f56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/16f7286a-7e5d-5469-b598-daffb54ec93f daffb54ec93f]
|That is, in fact, a squirrel.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7d1d774-91e1-5121-9291-d154da254ed4 d154da254ed4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|photo proof for you skeptics out there
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6aef2bb3-ae6a-5247-ac68-df38d1bc48dc df38d1bc48dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26a7edcb-e7fb-5873-b22d-f8dbccef9e21 f8dbccef9e21]
|Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1f1fb4d5-8d19-55e0-9f45-99cb37077989 99cb37077989]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/42f19a9a-49f5-5763-9d1b-e73866701a1d e73866701a1d]
|Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/64eae541-8186-54c1-9f98-fac8232e48a7 fac8232e48a7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e4b80ae7-a6a6-5370-84fe-ba54b7db6a99 ba54b7db6a99]
|Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e5067c6-23ea-5f13-8777-740816281c33 740816281c33]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/88d0b155-8f46-520d-b6b2-eaad499163e0 eaad499163e0]
|I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/708d82c2-fe33-56db-9e35-bd1f28469b32 bd1f28469b32]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6adb345-0dc5-5734-92e1-8ea51cfb3342 8ea51cfb3342]
|4 8 15 16 23 42
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45460391-1a28-59fd-a11f-2a015ee40a45 2a015ee40a45]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ddab7e9b-e92a-55ff-a18b-0f23d409a5bf 0f23d409a5bf]
|Close the pod bay door, Hal.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2347fed9-6f17-5bc0-923b-a4b51f4ed3c9 a4b51f4ed3c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58db71e3-9f64-5d15-915e-476b36f9191a 476b36f9191a]
|ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7867254-9acc-5b1d-a60f-f25c74ab73cb f25c74ab73cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be3fdbaf-3607-5f7a-b644-87355b37d71c 87355b37d71c]
|Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fdd6868-e636-5922-ba32-0dfe2e11c20d 0dfe2e11c20d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c61df215-5b32-5d9a-b265-c9127c2f2088 c9127c2f2088]
|my lasik didn't go so well.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1a1612f-488c-53b2-b735-dfae29c0153b dfae29c0153b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f181878-f4ce-551f-8d42-87eace265eb5 87eace265eb5]
|london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7fd08ac4-2d73-557b-a0ab-035119018c10 035119018c10]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39415b54-bc66-5f49-bb0b-7504f42b612e 7504f42b612e]
|GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/220c3fce-b9cd-5077-a79a-0248fc221c22 0248fc221c22]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06584e1a-5f47-5581-a465-443b5e53f4d8 443b5e53f4d8]
|apple's new offering: iscream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb53c4f7-8364-5f36-8dca-b8a9e550e5af b8a9e550e5af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/82e3533d-f7d0-502a-932e-11f5c2b0a1e6 11f5c2b0a1e6]
|I just want to watch the world burn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e37ba128-b652-56a5-bda4-831ea27f0e98 831ea27f0e98]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/102ec533-c106-59bb-994e-cc6fcbbd47c6 cc6fcbbd47c6]
|Me, before the topical ointment
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2762ece-d991-5ccc-a32c-aa92cb4e36d5 aa92cb4e36d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/706a7b19-9be1-51e3-a0de-36a2f7987b60 36a2f7987b60]
|Do you feline lucky, punk?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c16034f7-4423-5181-8016-06135240aacb 06135240aacb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/011e2194-fe45-5ae0-965b-98f6da531564 98f6da531564]
|I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5ed5b0bf-fc7b-5dbc-80e8-5dab2c4e1372 5dab2c4e1372]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/61490cde-ab31-5284-b67d-bf0a3c2168cb bf0a3c2168cb]
|Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f82a9994-41dd-5322-af31-3b891398ef49 3b891398ef49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8c1cb221-17c7-5295-98ca-1eb5a0ee7fd2 1eb5a0ee7fd2]
|Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9330001-ed7f-524c-bb4c-ad8b330ae591 ad8b330ae591]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/af333b0d-cc3d-5669-9fa0-994706957357 994706957357]
|DuckDuckGoes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da38fa50-dc99-5ce2-8dca-a94ccadf3153 a94ccadf3153]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/615e9bd7-2db6-5c7b-9794-70437ed0e948 70437ed0e948]
|Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35bcd254-0ec2-58fa-bcda-5992162169dc 5992162169dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e21be9f-a9f0-57cd-8965-233d440514d3 233d440514d3]
|cest ne pas un pipe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f453574e-8bf5-5d88-b685-075f9df6ff14 075f9df6ff14]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d3c1fa8-d0e3-5047-9119-4e353bcbacd9 4e353bcbacd9]
|I'm a fighter!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/944f2f1d-120e-5e1f-8e9c-dfaebc4d6b90 dfaebc4d6b90]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83a26d74-0aa5-5133-8a9d-f1c486c6819b f1c486c6819b]
|wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30348d1a-3b8f-58af-9c29-7ef6fc06742a 7ef6fc06742a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0db10a6c-0b93-5e9b-a0db-cfe77b4de161 cfe77b4de161]
|Bazookateer crossing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/edbb30d1-e176-5cf9-83bd-80184b93e04b 80184b93e04b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c38acff5-7866-53b8-a06e-448690ac946c 448690ac946c]
|Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8b1342f0-8a94-5a3d-af7d-890efcebd234 890efcebd234]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f9bf11-a0b6-5994-8294-cba467da5a14 cba467da5a14]
|the event horizon returned
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c141de79-65d3-5c13-99df-754945ff0d82 754945ff0d82]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54347736-47aa-5aa5-9bc3-c788e348e3c0 c788e348e3c0]
|My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/588a5f73-b934-5ee2-b9b2-1547bee2acf6 1547bee2acf6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f55683b4-9db7-528c-ae91-1fc8142c3888 1fc8142c3888]
|the only people for me are the mad ones
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35c4c080-2c63-581e-b4d6-e0494eec23a5 e0494eec23a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a2770062-f332-5803-b8c0-50305b903c6f 50305b903c6f]
|I guess I only have myself to blame.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afdb3e81-d3b8-5c82-bdd1-b74553605b64 b74553605b64]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/15881c4f-6286-5136-8759-e80e52bac3a4 e80e52bac3a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17ec1a64-4919-58e6-8128-61f58d48c281 61f58d48c281]
|#giganticflower #headshot
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4c47a6b-7847-5741-8fa7-c3d125426ffd c3d125426ffd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b346a358-1388-5f47-afb7-11948ce4c272 11948ce4c272]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5d60fad5-91c8-5e2e-8d59-892bc2bbd3e6 892bc2bbd3e6]
|What, Me worry?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a98f8c59-6c00-5373-b1c8-cce1d067692d cce1d067692d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df0f32ee-d65e-5022-9a84-179dbd8f7209 179dbd8f7209]
|Ayyyy LMAO!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5abffabc-099d-5269-86a3-f3a6f5ab9e3a f3a6f5ab9e3a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de39311d-6ab9-5649-9318-7f133299116d 7f133299116d]
|They're all watching me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/78b1acaa-8ebe-5014-bf2f-7ed97545a2cb 7ed97545a2cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58173bcb-9fb0-5506-93fb-a766a5550134 a766a5550134]
|FML
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce88023d-491a-591f-b7be-3f4968b4984a 3f4968b4984a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3632230e-3c9e-5847-983e-45f49cc6a02e 45f49cc6a02e]
|Why?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/94c51d40-5606-563a-a3ea-4514a3014290 4514a3014290]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e3df6f69-65b9-5ac5-ba4a-17b43faffb0a 17b43faffb0a]
|I don't think I really understand what this is.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c0c5e35-dac7-598a-9002-ea933d71912e ea933d71912e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6f2996f9-46ef-5356-96b6-b3f1e3523182 b3f1e3523182]
|someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ba2743c-ff2f-5d28-98fc-2d753fd20809 2d753fd20809]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9fedfdd-09ef-5b6a-ab35-e4a6a5093098 e4a6a5093098]
|big ben is going down.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a283029-feb2-5796-989a-dc2c24b2a178 dc2c24b2a178]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad22ecff-adac-5573-b3b0-15efefc8c9e0 15efefc8c9e0]
|Man, that was the best party in my life
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/76048741-0fa4-5979-9bf4-83f0e0bfa4ee 83f0e0bfa4ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cb5ae89e-7d06-567c-9c22-941d84236630 941d84236630]
|I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a2cf4d0-43fc-58c3-b484-21603118a2ad 21603118a2ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8839bf64-7f82-5762-909d-f565581780cd f565581780cd]
|passed another hitch hiker
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dabbf50b-5db3-5e42-9462-4cb22597b9fb 4cb22597b9fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/795905f0-9e02-5909-ae24-fe2ac1816284 fe2ac1816284]
|The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d876341-4d1b-578c-a5f9-5705ce20d270 5705ce20d270]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7958856f-7cb3-57ab-90d1-3b080aaa33db 3b080aaa33db]
|Captain obvious strikes again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e8fcbe59-db58-5966-963e-3f287b2da731 3f287b2da731]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2a63032-c89b-5948-bd79-a336d8336228 a336d8336228]
|Mistakes were made.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/995bfbc5-f23a-51c1-b083-7a373f27f951 7a373f27f951]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/24c035bf-b7ed-5658-8422-148c66150099 148c66150099]
|>< ))*>
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/efdebe0c-8fe9-56a0-851b-00a4de8822ba 00a4de8822ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eb7d7251-59f3-5556-859f-5c4c11b5fd29 5c4c11b5fd29]
|#duckface
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9feeb4d-e7d8-58e6-a770-f69e04561840 f69e04561840]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1892b618-34c6-5c1b-aef2-b532a87d5f83 b532a87d5f83]
|I'd call this experiment a success.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/746bd036-b965-56d5-89d4-b0ae3a00422c b0ae3a00422c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2de23a1-f49a-5e97-8b88-8098b6e52a8d 8098b6e52a8d]
|Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dce95faa-4c3f-552b-95c5-8afe49960065 8afe49960065]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0a6c2de1-342f-5859-b310-90f117ad64c6 90f117ad64c6]
|Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cfa4c043-dda2-5b9e-8daf-9caa5fe4a5ee 9caa5fe4a5ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a2715ba-7a2f-5bcf-bb79-6fb864185bc1 6fb864185bc1]
|better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0a889829-f56d-5aa7-b050-e0e2c93e918d e0e2c93e918d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0fbce81f-1533-5122-8be6-34474eb09cf6 34474eb09cf6]
|Cat tax paid
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f55555a9-2247-5c31-9ad9-f6d45635ff01 f6d45635ff01]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ffbc1354-8f40-5a89-ae12-7b8dd1fa9b09 7b8dd1fa9b09]
|[Metal Gear sound effect]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8f2b3d6e-baa9-5514-8612-eb2d0664262a eb2d0664262a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e1c33770-9bfa-57e8-a846-5e8fbb660dc5 5e8fbb660dc5]
|ha ha ha... no.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbd76b15-b676-54ac-9f62-3a3cdab830ac 3a3cdab830ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/806a6e0e-538c-5795-8a2b-f66a2a6dab59 f66a2a6dab59]
|Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9921d8f1-d27d-53c5-a94f-d1a3848c6d15 d1a3848c6d15]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c9ae240-aa2a-524a-bb51-15a2c88b1123 15a2c88b1123]
|#hoax
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb215b16-4a13-5006-9747-338f1f474f09 338f1f474f09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7920b877-94e9-5908-870d-6862c211107c 6862c211107c]
|RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35604ad5-38ee-59ba-848e-c816705a6ddf c816705a6ddf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|Ce n'est pas un canard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b956204a-2780-57a1-a9fa-d31df0631a6c d31df0631a6c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d71c3548-e55b-5679-80a0-b35e6cefd0fe b35e6cefd0fe]
|Sarlac ball pit!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fad8e336-3d2f-59f2-8ae5-e0946df4903a e0946df4903a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/057b514d-e84e-5666-8f5d-33ace19cf756 33ace19cf756]
|How did I get here?!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8e323844-2af4-5909-9431-d904ff2cc680 d904ff2cc680]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe8a6832-8c17-57dd-91de-6070e177a059 6070e177a059]
|USB SUX
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9ec9183-7c76-5b0f-bca0-2457a8a37d3f 2457a8a37d3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0732778-631b-50f2-a5b8-99db3cf3ef55 99db3cf3ef55]
|stay away from my eggcorns
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/92e8f754-1d6a-5c6f-9ac1-e9160c68e63d e9160c68e63d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/039f51b6-ab85-5e0c-b3fd-96cbf3097482 96cbf3097482]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/02eb2976-3e3f-5d9a-874a-e14a6ba102f7 e14a6ba102f7]
|their love was doomed from the start...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3fbbb2bd-8e43-5fbf-bab9-e3a60bb94860 e3a60bb94860]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288c8d51-20db-5347-88af-51c994821764 51c994821764]
|See it again in slo mo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f1a5eaf-1f14-5ae0-9735-e77da162f29b e77da162f29b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6abf1fc0-299f-5c24-b1b0-7469e715a2d5 7469e715a2d5]
|look what happened to my satellite
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fed32d23-f701-5554-8849-b845c0dfffc2 b845c0dfffc2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb5114ba-6b2f-50d4-bf58-b4c2a2c21aa4 b4c2a2c21aa4]
|Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/70cd7096-7ff5-5281-aa84-58a9739475d1 58a9739475d1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21bd52d8-a3a4-590f-8888-db854fb52ce3 db854fb52ce3]
|Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2f85f37-c437-5342-b013-f86eed4f3da7 f86eed4f3da7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce5df8c0-f3db-51bc-b08c-73fe8b87f5d2 73fe8b87f5d2]
|we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d1fa115-ec15-5beb-9ac7-2da1fab39be1 2da1fab39be1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d712ac01-5fe6-5715-bdc3-28e001983c67 28e001983c67]
|This is why we can't have good things
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c500fbfb-6b67-5f17-bd98-75d7ae96a043 75d7ae96a043]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce637d23-1a4c-5ef2-a2c2-f8dc0e0b0070 f8dc0e0b0070]
|is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d7770a0-0d77-5e17-931b-8477552637c4 8477552637c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62b1bd72-3b6b-5cfd-af72-95f65c82c805 95f65c82c805]
|Wake up, sheeple.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d005d04-9a45-5565-8749-c530606d4644 c530606d4644]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8cc740b4-7ba6-53e8-8fc3-6ceb00f410d2 6ceb00f410d2]
|google bots have uncovered some missing bits
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68ba9716-d175-56f3-8fcd-b5f47da94195 b5f47da94195]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17b58a30-59fb-5e46-916c-f702f0f680d2 f702f0f680d2]
|Does anyone know why it is doing this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35c07769-fbe9-5aa4-9204-ee88dda8ac91 ee88dda8ac91]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cca1102b-29b7-5408-bbe7-c9295a25040e c9295a25040e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46dcc1d2-1f67-532b-874d-dc2b9c190c8c dc2b9c190c8c]
|WTF!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c40a17c-201f-5dfb-b913-9b3af42ffb69 9b3af42ffb69]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a19a1c3c-f2bc-515a-8431-7c18e3db8a64 7c18e3db8a64]
|I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c63de49f-fd42-5a9e-ac6f-a21cec2d46e1 a21cec2d46e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f649f800-4caa-5c10-918e-9dee5b4d860c 9dee5b4d860c]
|Have fun in the Alps lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d20d3c2f-9897-5182-a29e-d8af49d6fbd2 d8af49d6fbd2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2c0b6f5-9025-5432-8e3f-6894d4b327f3 6894d4b327f3]
|It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71eacc98-d668-5958-adf8-c0d1e9ce62c5 c0d1e9ce62c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e96e479-5028-522f-ac1d-03fabcf11842 03fabcf11842]
|I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c43e29e4-63e2-5ea4-9f58-38fa4e424b38 38fa4e424b38]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a9c18ac1-cc05-5f25-8d78-1bd3e7350353 1bd3e7350353]
|My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c573eb09-6091-5574-9879-d47cedff09a6 d47cedff09a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b10536c-2511-53dc-8f37-349b0980aa85 349b0980aa85]
|birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f659893d-8b10-534a-a0b5-9695e7af9898 9695e7af9898]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c65bea38-e144-5b27-b728-29e0bbd0f134 29e0bbd0f134]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f14e85e4-0b6b-515c-a309-ad84df3b19fb ad84df3b19fb]
|Have fun stormin' da castle.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12f421af-f8a2-5d74-a038-276d6416a7d3 276d6416a7d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1dc69b00-e5ee-5c4b-9b6b-4d3a122951ac 4d3a122951ac]
|*Darth Vader Breathing*
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ed4b4dd5-0d78-5123-b65c-00117f0fac8f 00117f0fac8f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58de48f2-8a5b-59fe-9fa6-903d724a4a6f 903d724a4a6f]
|My tastes are very... singular
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9b18d4a-662a-5bf4-bad1-4d8eedd59927 4d8eedd59927]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53eebd8f-2c08-58df-8f83-215928a121d4 215928a121d4]
|I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50c71b12-6e3e-5c3b-91ba-e4a10341c6af e4a10341c6af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1236e575-3465-5817-8113-d9e51f4ef1b1 d9e51f4ef1b1]
|This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4e98e25-025b-5aea-99d4-de6a2d249d46 de6a2d249d46]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26ff8de2-fdcd-538c-a3a7-9dae49a80ef9 9dae49a80ef9]
|The side of my car. #roadrage
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f9f3164d-fab1-5a02-9b90-beb6e8da6980 beb6e8da6980]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39d607e3-8ca5-5d48-8853-7d2bf3ff38b1 7d2bf3ff38b1]
|On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/287c427c-0a3e-5922-8ac9-4c5d463207f4 4c5d463207f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e366f10-53bf-5747-aa76-0261a1a6ad74 0261a1a6ad74]
|5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c82afe3c-94a3-5b9b-b659-8948a44964d1 8948a44964d1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/34828322-1f63-558e-89bb-a5314f3d3751 a5314f3d3751]
|Jugghead got nothing on me :p
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b14a1f2e-8afb-5af4-85af-ac79551a8c7c ac79551a8c7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c27e72a-6fc3-5d38-81d3-08dec1d33005 08dec1d33005]
|married a cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d98e2b41-6d95-5be1-afa1-59f67cbe7f72 59f67cbe7f72]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/243d051a-ac70-5a66-9ada-2a25fb1c6044 2a25fb1c6044]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6c41aae-212c-550c-8d73-60953d13b062 60953d13b062]
|Minister! We're running out of time.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2f9e5dd0-6be4-5a3f-9b69-7b4e62992940 7b4e62992940]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/15964277-7247-5779-b648-9c58bc403c94 9c58bc403c94]
|Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12944265-5b81-50aa-8273-e1c9fbd33261 e1c9fbd33261]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9896526-a1a7-5348-9dbe-82bf21d37ff0 82bf21d37ff0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f52f89b9-2004-57d1-9b61-ab85e27b7760 ab85e27b7760]
|Selfie in the morning
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a842d18-d7f6-5d64-8bc4-f8fbb5d514fe f8fbb5d514fe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3278187-b303-5be6-a538-fd4bab0c30e3 fd4bab0c30e3]
|Steve is realxing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21ef9241-05ca-573d-b226-3e1f9a4999a4 3e1f9a4999a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0277187f-ceb2-57af-a26b-2567c75f8965 2567c75f8965]
|Oh here we go
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/af11e4d6-6b71-581e-8355-e0e7f635c6cd e0e7f635c6cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28d6be03-290e-5d36-b9bc-433787df693b 433787df693b]
|Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/331ef95b-e41f-5f65-8293-36f167ab9e2c 36f167ab9e2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/039c4a2b-c751-5e35-a248-b973655c5d9d b973655c5d9d]
|So long, and thanks for all the fish
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83ca7f99-6e1b-510e-a6ec-dc38c0c72e30 dc38c0c72e30]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/afd2bc13-36df-5ad3-814b-f38be88b9cec f38be88b9cec]
|Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be48b2df-960f-5c2e-8638-425fd4c3a9bb 425fd4c3a9bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33ca4df7-7f29-531c-9260-e5976ee2c238 e5976ee2c238]
|Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56bf2954-d91a-57b6-8f3e-25be412682dc 25be412682dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6571485-d500-55fe-8f13-ec801ea1b655 ec801ea1b655]
|Everything maKes perfect sense now.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ef14816e-cf6d-5c58-84ae-da7384379069 da7384379069]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21d9e9ca-1820-5606-8193-e8e1e8bab718 e8e1e8bab718]
|Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf62a3d7-1b7b-527c-a6f2-8cd0e169e565 8cd0e169e565]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/870c28a7-1c7f-553a-bc89-ef06f335bf48 ef06f335bf48]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8db3838d-bbae-523a-aa89-ea4343fc4cac ea4343fc4cac]
|27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/85b92554-5bf6-5d38-9b51-d59d15bb4dcc d59d15bb4dcc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/daf8f8ab-8f6f-5d43-950c-edec90b39fcd edec90b39fcd]
|na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9c5a2d9-087c-5dd8-8e01-1c6d0c898f98 1c6d0c898f98]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e9603829-f17b-53e4-8076-33528463b90d 33528463b90d]
|I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18fb14cf-be8f-5861-b482-a79be93cc5c2 a79be93cc5c2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d1ac50c-e2dc-5176-b6f3-a893947e69e1 a893947e69e1]
|I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c56894e4-ce6e-5855-8787-e4ddeef9396e e4ddeef9396e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20cd0e67-bb4a-5407-bd04-504c1be163d8 504c1be163d8]
|Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/69639f90-c2dc-586a-86ce-3e034b877167 3e034b877167]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/237da8b8-c4ab-54e3-b14f-fe08a6dbda4b fe08a6dbda4b]
|There's a third bump, growing fast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a0ce7b9-f140-5f3c-ae9b-d8e9dc5f42cd d8e9dc5f42cd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a8400c7-5b62-561a-a6cd-1223f0d5eb7a 1223f0d5eb7a]
|well, so much for the space program
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f463bb94-1c54-57f5-a813-bb37b310a46f bb37b310a46f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dac097a4-6a1c-5126-9dbf-99f068b6bc5a 99f068b6bc5a]
|#CATSANDBIRDS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6299d201-bba5-5993-b1f2-f6bf79861400 f6bf79861400]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d5f29db8-5dab-526f-aee2-6307a1baaad5 6307a1baaad5]
|#BROKEN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d6ecfe0-bb47-5d01-868b-fcd25a3655b9 fcd25a3655b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e29edbf-198e-5fae-bf22-ebbdfebbfec8 ebbdfebbfec8]
|it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7db295b8-808d-58e6-852b-cf45286d4c7c cf45286d4c7c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfb8d505-19e1-5f74-b5e9-eac4254fcddf eac4254fcddf]
|#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d72ced50-9f47-52b2-812e-289311ea9d15 289311ea9d15]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/327768af-7269-57fa-841a-9f252e164423 9f252e164423]
|unhappy in space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c86000e3-b774-5726-ac43-a798d33ef3db a798d33ef3db]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7831e489-5987-5970-80fd-6a57c265996d 6a57c265996d]
|Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de8bb463-3dc1-52a8-a8bb-552afe52eafa 552afe52eafa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62ec049f-69fd-5bcc-b624-8c99087ee6e8 8c99087ee6e8]
|I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80a7d2ff-1335-58f8-8a50-ec90ba790a35 ec90ba790a35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df777831-b5fa-5f11-b4af-1dd718c7e20d 1dd718c7e20d]
|you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1499b532-0b5f-5553-bd2b-4358e4aa4b6d 4358e4aa4b6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e9603829-f17b-53e4-8076-33528463b90d 33528463b90d]
|Is that a new pokemon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/86114f77-ec50-5dfb-9e12-f5195406747c f5195406747c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/909c321c-9be2-560c-acd6-3b3a000a7699 3b3a000a7699]
|walked in on my roommate being terrifying
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17ab305c-efab-5e15-94a5-5d1b72101da1 5d1b72101da1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|back on tinder!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebfd184f-3e0c-575f-8b56-8b5d88e24039 8b5d88e24039]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0a1f9d6-718a-5951-b9f8-d4cfbd15408b d4cfbd15408b]
|Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9dc2b239-9e11-5cc5-bf26-e4f21e5401c3 e4f21e5401c3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc246029-71bc-5003-9046-b9c6e3904591 b9c6e3904591]
|Ink-blots describe how they see students
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91718be1-68ce-5f91-a887-67339618f483 67339618f483]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e8b0d24-d26b-5b37-a27f-7c348a1698f9 7c348a1698f9]
|cthulu caught me slipping
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/edfdd1d3-6d21-5663-be1b-6c5cce589fb9 6c5cce589fb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2070a657-fdc2-5252-9f59-ca904c329d45 ca904c329d45]
|it all fits together, guys!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f9d0605-2e9f-5f1c-8624-eb1824cbee4c eb1824cbee4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a21eab3f-3611-5cb8-b84d-09ba72e7bfe7 09ba72e7bfe7]
|They see me rolling, they hating
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8f36a1d1-e805-54b1-8bb6-1668f6bdc61a 1668f6bdc61a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3632230e-3c9e-5847-983e-45f49cc6a02e 45f49cc6a02e]
|cowabunga dude
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9b4a3a5-0ae0-5957-b2d2-803fddb22ef1 803fddb22ef1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961342b1-f671-54c4-a59c-cc5d4eaed406 cc5d4eaed406]
|clever girl.....
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/65012feb-abfa-5ad0-8311-ece34e6113af ece34e6113af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/923dcd15-9e91-521c-86a7-ccbc5ca40c0a ccbc5ca40c0a]
|bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bab7edbb-33e6-5328-afe9-3b21db9eac8f 3b21db9eac8f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6529c98-7f9b-55c4-bbc8-5d75c1f06a66 5d75c1f06a66]
|I lost my wits
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e42e68c3-569b-5fe5-9ecf-0d521d37dadf 0d521d37dadf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f98b819-c54e-5753-be8e-43d00c2c1ed8 43d00c2c1ed8]
|Whale Selfie!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc7ade51-3051-5f33-b49f-3174e84a9016 3174e84a9016]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b998d404-536e-5cf9-ab09-70a5f4a8bc72 70a5f4a8bc72]
|I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1dfd4068-87f9-5f75-8cd5-505a296e34a4 505a296e34a4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dfffaa22-a72c-5805-8dca-fe6ee9987755 fe6ee9987755]
|The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/20e014a1-deff-55d9-9672-5518e6feb79a 5518e6feb79a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce32271-2700-5046-bf94-fe759fa57f81 fe759fa57f81]
|As viewed on a Macintosh plus
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2693f14-c4ea-5b6b-8fec-c59f2a2746fc c59f2a2746fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a53328e1-892d-59ee-8bee-6c6706cf5ef0 6c6706cf5ef0]
|🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb3e3fa5-a78e-5fc2-aae2-06de8c28d320 06de8c28d320]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ed83d171-8dfa-51d3-abf0-5d8e1d1889f9 5d8e1d1889f9]
|I hate this channel
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b2d9d983-6383-5839-bb9b-d968a2b09148 d968a2b09148]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d4ca9a3a-2f06-5976-90e4-5ea0f5b5e66f 5ea0f5b5e66f]
|Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/349b2cf9-11fc-5a34-a71d-fe24bee1f6de fe24bee1f6de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f81049b5-86f2-5cae-a84e-5d1c4e18029b 5d1c4e18029b]
|BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2acb0358-2855-5225-bbca-bf6fa9dad1dd bf6fa9dad1dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd2d1572-7e11-5778-b41f-a2fe59b71eeb a2fe59b71eeb]
|#stublife
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9be7837-a5f2-5415-9ba0-709ca8a04756 709ca8a04756]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd4e34bc-8480-5fd8-bcac-ac5fc5941ecd ac5fc5941ecd]
|The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b465600-76a1-5bec-a72a-2002122b6826 2002122b6826]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e1febd88-dfde-5607-8f2b-c64588150a88 c64588150a88]
|Office gamification has got out of hand.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3b535270-5693-5132-bc90-8ffc4e66fa9e 8ffc4e66fa9e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|This is a good idea
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1ddccb91-66ee-5b11-b23f-62efa9e88e24 62efa9e88e24]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ffde8616-722c-599b-8941-e24a76282825 e24a76282825]
|I'll catch it one day
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75bb2064-e6d0-586c-9bdf-5610c7d9541d 5610c7d9541d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20fb64e9-129f-5813-97dd-6c1d54604426 6c1d54604426]
|✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91870e65-7871-59e4-ada9-6aedb1ac5084 6aedb1ac5084]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0884eb1-3c7d-5f4f-821b-ee43627dcb65 ee43627dcb65]
|Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88d4b9f6-d313-5895-94a2-8cc444953a3c 8cc444953a3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d0e78d7e-d060-50fb-abe6-1bc70a101a8f 1bc70a101a8f]
|Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/646ac1f0-0592-5736-8f07-ab10c4c75e90 ab10c4c75e90]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1ef458ad-dc7b-598b-8e04-516a8191fb87 516a8191fb87]
|These aren't my sandwiches
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60db4c50-e8e4-53dc-937f-77ac6dca33f5 77ac6dca33f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73996a1-4a8e-5cf8-bbe1-65b7f500c5ee 65b7f500c5ee]
|i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5c44499-7bb7-50e4-a97f-9ad0e8998514 9ad0e8998514]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6571731-3bd8-5281-bb39-2315132d5f00 2315132d5f00]
|Yes, I followed the instructions!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ae4d4c9-22ef-5a83-a69f-10bbf74bc4b9 10bbf74bc4b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3d00000-3072-5abe-a4c2-ba7d1a9cef0f ba7d1a9cef0f]
|best day evar!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4f6c37a-fa7a-5d7a-a891-9e58bd4dfcbb 9e58bd4dfcbb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17e4d9e0-80b3-5195-9b78-b4cc62c6ce6e b4cc62c6ce6e]
|1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8a63788-4763-5bfc-b7f5-94be759d569d 94be759d569d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29f8cd1b-94ae-5814-8b93-4fb22a860334 4fb22a860334]
|Legal Issues
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c794eb88-5cde-5024-8301-c7e261b3ae11 c7e261b3ae11]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c92749c-0fca-5e46-85ab-d4358924c89b d4358924c89b]
|?????????????
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/43dc6838-0699-590d-ba57-6d9bc22c1c19 6d9bc22c1c19]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81ce705a-06d9-5533-8091-217002028a86 217002028a86]
|this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e0bfa9be-c9db-5b81-8184-cf29310e53da cf29310e53da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e4dcaa9-a681-5c48-b535-693260ec0bf8 693260ec0bf8]
|RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/810e76fa-c1b6-5b55-bed9-86978d166a0b 86978d166a0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6529c98-7f9b-55c4-bbc8-5d75c1f06a66 5d75c1f06a66]
|quack quack, motherflipper
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2758e967-d418-539d-a266-8be2c09f7416 8be2c09f7416]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae27426a-c7f2-5d72-b3c6-84474c28886b 84474c28886b]
|This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f2418bc-8d50-5753-be1e-2ea3eec7d775 2ea3eec7d775]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee442ef6-a0cb-5ad9-bf43-94f18c4e8740 94f18c4e8740]
|I can walk on my hands
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/210c92fa-c09a-5bb0-b22a-3c075903d81a 3c075903d81a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a5a173c-1e8a-55ec-afe8-2e494a4f52d2 2e494a4f52d2]
|furrowed mustache
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/efa4e160-111b-5d46-a576-a9ef658d375e a9ef658d375e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/19792b35-ba7c-5450-8f02-caab8cbb2d01 caab8cbb2d01]
|Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/882bf279-bbe6-5c97-8809-23c3c6595ed3 23c3c6595ed3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|The Little Borg Prince
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a52cf19a-1274-5f72-90c2-27358c6549ee 27358c6549ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/755355ab-39b9-56db-816e-34d897dc0645 34d897dc0645]
|I put on my wizard robe and hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4e03080-36b8-5d54-bc02-2bee3b2187fd 2bee3b2187fd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e0f6b09-9cbc-5227-8725-6b264b422c02 6b264b422c02]
|australia is not NZ!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3ecd8b8f-86e0-5847-9aef-c4388d6a4448 c4388d6a4448]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc5cf942-ee66-5c93-91ff-f68387149980 f68387149980]
|Rock, paper, FACE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a711ed9-7a40-51fe-ba46-deffbfaf70c5 deffbfaf70c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ce10d4a-a362-5a81-962b-42b45c70ab63 42b45c70ab63]
|reverse et
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/beecc212-6577-5622-b577-58144482d6f6 58144482d6f6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/efb3ff01-bc10-5635-a75c-97ff08af7a10 97ff08af7a10]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/15a2a2a4-26bb-5c2d-94be-e373058e9e90 e373058e9e90]
|im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9eaec1f7-6761-5f36-84d8-04461f6036a5 04461f6036a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0965157c-c019-5712-8068-45dfc555391a 45dfc555391a]
|Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1274c49-a372-5b30-a3a3-621ad8a72950 621ad8a72950]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/14aa508a-1d5c-59dd-b181-92cf90539aee 92cf90539aee]
|Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26d30140-767e-5296-a920-18cd63a8bfdc 18cd63a8bfdc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76673657-396c-57c4-b16e-fe3493b084a5 fe3493b084a5]
|The moon landing was a lie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8943ec56-94de-5682-81fb-d9657e60015f d9657e60015f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31f37ad1-51fc-509d-9b90-f87d4312d151 f87d4312d151]
|Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5ff9985a-1cbc-5e06-aa35-53e54ea9ddda 53e54ea9ddda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c67fa3de-1694-584b-b112-00d30201e37d 00d30201e37d]
|I don't think this is working
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e8e6f75-5462-56ab-a6b1-6a1812b37b21 6a1812b37b21]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8a7afb25-3514-5ea5-b220-cbf5916b8291 cbf5916b8291]
|oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/874a9070-fb85-5e29-b507-0d48bfe086a9 0d48bfe086a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/11139b65-809e-5677-b492-41b5ea887947 41b5ea887947]
|99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fde948f5-3d13-54cf-a00c-ebf16aa7922d ebf16aa7922d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896605f8-551c-5af9-97e7-abb28f6609a7 abb28f6609a7]
|I don't get it either.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa86ef37-45a2-50f3-85ad-7e9b43733585 7e9b43733585]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae8a8a2b-5092-5bdb-8cb4-38113e395336 38113e395336]
|WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9d16480-cfd6-5863-85cd-4a25cf2aaef2 4a25cf2aaef2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/151273a5-3330-5afe-bd97-c7ec57f483cd c7ec57f483cd]
|Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6de807a5-607f-5be0-915c-059e19cbd0bd 059e19cbd0bd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|is the eject button meant to do this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1751fb64-2f2b-5bea-87be-6b0b76721f91 6b0b76721f91]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0d80b746-d293-537d-8b15-3cb8e619cf63 3cb8e619cf63]
|I knew there would be side effects
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/563a0367-1134-5152-a0fe-ef260431fb92 ef260431fb92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40d723b7-841b-529b-a98d-6aa0c7ff2b91 6aa0c7ff2b91]
|where to buy spanish ham ?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ed2b8b8-54f6-5e9f-90a7-82e2f3cee234 82e2f3cee234]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce1c8668-362b-5468-9c38-cffcec307c4c cffcec307c4c]
|Hey, it's windows 7 again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a5d953bf-daca-5475-8383-33569d489db0 33569d489db0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a7083e8-3809-5a53-9754-dda96791a4b0 dda96791a4b0]
|Everything truly IS awesome!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7dce14b-9b30-5df3-86ed-f95e0ef3c31e f95e0ef3c31e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f978c68b-396a-5e1c-ac20-0076a139094d 0076a139094d]
|we have the technology.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37d93807-84ea-5a60-84f0-a7b6115595dc a7b6115595dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2bb4ba8-9e63-53c4-b6b3-72e7ff1ad4b9 72e7ff1ad4b9]
|the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4d4b1518-447d-5cf7-b39c-31dd619ab13b 31dd619ab13b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eef69be-09c8-5fdd-9301-2445b7adb800 2445b7adb800]
|#notamodel #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3612ad8f-4260-5413-8235-c3eca19323f7 c3eca19323f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/248b08ce-2e66-5ab4-af4a-f5a75e5c950a f5a75e5c950a]
|Can anybody help me identify this animal?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/97542528-7dec-5cb9-b3dc-4b148087c224 4b148087c224]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91e4c200-475e-5096-995f-4aedaf16c9ab 4aedaf16c9ab]
|is that a war walrus?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b6afb65-ca0b-5ad0-beb5-c8051d016ef3 c8051d016ef3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8dfd0a90-3d54-593d-8a00-97a34f7e4ead 97a34f7e4ead]
|Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e681f241-7610-501b-bac2-a3d21c6c4d8d a3d21c6c4d8d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961299e3-d214-50da-9788-2e1b33b78b7a 2e1b33b78b7a]
|run little ghost, run!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d0ce1bc-e6b1-5dcf-8916-dd64b5af3ae7 dd64b5af3ae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd68e824-7965-5d42-94ba-235c48ded7eb 235c48ded7eb]
|this didn't last long.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ab19ddb-426c-5dad-a457-d46a50172c00 d46a50172c00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33e7da97-e789-5748-9c16-e4bfd3635fdd e4bfd3635fdd]
|I mistook myself for a bird
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1466c0b2-3533-5626-8097-3cd70e5d9e65 3cd70e5d9e65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/22c84765-7a2f-5037-a651-c1b63cd5b99b c1b63cd5b99b]
|Had to settle for a beard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/55943a6b-ca9f-545c-a988-4cde42832013 4cde42832013]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81cccd97-1fbc-5ba8-a0ce-3405b2e13061 3405b2e13061]
|You'll never guess what happens next...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b6b9fc5-c3f6-5df6-9700-8dccaa981a5f 8dccaa981a5f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2a963941-2b3c-5948-8d69-85a3fb7f0457 85a3fb7f0457]
|The Captain Crunch Kraken
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4439963-cb39-57f2-a898-4063a8a8abf7 4063a8a8abf7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a96e75c-5be8-58cd-b731-a9acb7116fa2 a9acb7116fa2]
|The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6c6fe45-4213-5dc3-93ea-c6cc00193af3 c6cc00193af3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78dbc571-ab1c-54f8-8036-6bfde6c095fb 6bfde6c095fb]
|I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a27bc8d8-f1f6-5c0c-ba29-db582cec3b22 db582cec3b22]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d579f809-0ce6-5758-b7b6-b7c634091d9d b7c634091d9d]
|this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50db6bb9-3380-57af-a8c8-e6fd798f9811 e6fd798f9811]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99613b4e-e0c7-51f0-bb15-a1e903569e23 a1e903569e23]
|Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0f807d7-cd25-5f4d-81b5-e986e992a7e9 e986e992a7e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f27c6f3f-a6fa-5660-b11e-a7e15e99cca4 a7e15e99cca4]
|#delfie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58c0e636-af95-5b0c-803f-c1400c7d0c5f c1400c7d0c5f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4b89db6-fd25-50bb-bfc8-56d834294ad3 56d834294ad3]
|Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b71a0dd8-b5c8-5f93-bf00-ce7923095962 ce7923095962]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/612f97fd-190e-5e52-8ce6-b1c0d705a617 b1c0d705a617]
|#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d3a3484c-a43c-54be-8fe5-f6d38fcea12e f6d38fcea12e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|Mentos and lava
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f1a5e2ec-aeb0-5faf-9c01-471f997ab321 471f997ab321]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2c889769-a8da-5db2-a792-3cf524d0a44a 3cf524d0a44a]
|I hope he's not hungry
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7979648-7675-57c3-b897-a191ca69764e a191ca69764e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/592da5bb-44fd-5498-b009-145488f76439 145488f76439]
|#Long_Exposure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/627ba072-bc18-5390-af73-424924eafb85 424924eafb85]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46b89545-fcf3-570e-8acc-47b87ebe144c 47b87ebe144c]
|oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8eb11670-ddc8-5451-806c-eb0bf55de082 eb0bf55de082]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73a013a1-1dfe-5825-9dcc-1c357ce025b5 1c357ce025b5]
|Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47c4c52d-d3b4-5ab7-a667-75c5140c414e 75c5140c414e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/735763e3-6ae2-588d-be12-fb8d3117d3a3 fb8d3117d3a3]
|I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31dbcbbc-692d-5354-b3fc-0974345fe058 0974345fe058]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eede3d43-d232-555f-b922-65c0343784c6 65c0343784c6]
|I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9bb7e4c-3159-5de0-a5be-5589de36c50a 5589de36c50a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2c40911-1b77-5532-b0d5-23892daa8f4d 23892daa8f4d]
|now you're hungry too.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/835ff4bb-0221-5144-a20f-5e7ab683d788 5e7ab683d788]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3edf1f08-e8b7-5f77-9d69-753f599dcdb6 753f599dcdb6]
|The Dissolution of Parliament.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3885b998-32f3-5def-a501-fc1587e74198 fc1587e74198]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f4daf89-bb09-5cc5-9df6-f44c64ac7e20 f44c64ac7e20]
|holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f594b8b-6706-5d4e-8322-b29e9d8eb573 b29e9d8eb573]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36de13dd-5b9e-5e55-ade6-efdc4ed8a11e efdc4ed8a11e]
|I welcome our event-driven overlords
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/62f5df5a-bcd5-529b-b9e5-73888cc810bf 73888cc810bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025fdc71-faa6-5c23-9bba-0ec5d628b043 0ec5d628b043]
|AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbfa729a-e764-525f-babd-0b25e7c5366b 0b25e7c5366b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c99bbb4-59ec-5a7e-b564-ae39eec23e68 ae39eec23e68]
|I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be88dbac-d7a5-5ff8-be77-e277c2132dcb e277c2132dcb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|#this_is_sparta
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2dd76a55-2497-568e-9877-da761d80b4a9 da761d80b4a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cf0f2173-d280-5fb3-a3c3-cfc472da0f92 cfc472da0f92]
|me and all my friends
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7abd5cd-2624-5512-84ea-44b209c2e848 44b209c2e848]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33e7da97-e789-5748-9c16-e4bfd3635fdd e4bfd3635fdd]
|Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2df1862c-28cc-5594-a73d-eb9d6aa7d6d8 eb9d6aa7d6d8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b2a6eed-5009-5618-9c58-79463e5aed81 79463e5aed81]
|Another victim of 'got your nose!'
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b57caea-2377-5d31-97e7-6355970af94f 6355970af94f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f9bf11-a0b6-5994-8294-cba467da5a14 cba467da5a14]
|Cant explain that
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a530608b-35d8-55b4-88ce-7d447d1478a0 7d447d1478a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8a63f56d-53de-5521-a0b0-b0cd5335c791 b0cd5335c791]
|Just Got A new camera phone!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7fa6c7bc-7529-5a2a-b99b-8291c5f3f58c 8291c5f3f58c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53eebd8f-2c08-58df-8f83-215928a121d4 215928a121d4]
|I think there's something here
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1bd0b11-ee88-52bb-8583-84d54c9c7b09 84d54c9c7b09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfc1a160-8a0e-5f46-933e-f8e98228a24a f8e98228a24a]
|Light traffic today.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b1e8d4a-b189-5da8-bb45-bc0fe641c32b bc0fe641c32b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1cfc467-5f24-546b-8c5f-bdc0a293c667 bdc0a293c667]
|The unforgiving war on health
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5713b4e6-8b36-5677-8b58-6c678d850272 6c678d850272]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26040b33-90e6-50b0-a339-160d21c59873 160d21c59873]
|New means to help collect more evidence
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/18550389-25b6-58ba-95c4-9ac38deb760f 9ac38deb760f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52e32c66-4145-5f13-8dfe-1fb6d104fc4e 1fb6d104fc4e]
|About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dbc8dda6-0727-502c-a8d1-5c57139203c5 5c57139203c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4522fd98-c2ed-5e29-8e12-b70d7fc5430f b70d7fc5430f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e81742f-115b-50ce-8dca-26f932f7b668 26f932f7b668]
|in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5133623d-58a4-56b3-9b34-348430df690c 348430df690c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a6b1afd-9ccd-5ac1-a28d-219174de0d49 219174de0d49]
|stork carrying a babby rabbit!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c376f598-3a24-5c6f-8b52-da41d6c66f64 da41d6c66f64]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/97a9d405-bb64-5771-8ded-ea9426341cca ea9426341cca]
|I lost my tooth
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a788d317-2a16-5bcd-aeb1-bb7bf678ded6 bb7bf678ded6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c9b4d6c-c718-563d-bf6b-6bf3263b04f6 6bf3263b04f6]
|Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14a36443-d9c2-587c-b51e-fa076f1bfb0d fa076f1bfb0d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62ec049f-69fd-5bcc-b624-8c99087ee6e8 8c99087ee6e8]
|the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8be9a7de-312b-56ed-9850-cca64d12488e cca64d12488e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ab38d5b-5441-5c1f-a2bc-e0ce298f4750 e0ce298f4750]
|Universe man, Universe man...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10e25eab-5966-5a18-959e-d2d6fa7fcb10 d2d6fa7fcb10]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26f3689f-5fbf-54f5-953e-fbd4be2bcd34 fbd4be2bcd34]
|John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/92196da7-a9dc-54d5-95af-b01eb728e51c b01eb728e51c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/936e2c40-4e55-587b-9bde-10307ab23113 10307ab23113]
|it makes sense if you think about it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d58af26c-2cdb-52f5-acc0-7edde8d128be 7edde8d128be]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d064f551-ce48-5107-a6bd-67264fd2e8f8 67264fd2e8f8]
|Is it really today, already?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83c69976-b330-52d5-8cda-cdbc6268a181 cdbc6268a181]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|#Compromise
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/42df3c3b-346a-5633-b173-8ea1900d3398 8ea1900d3398]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e9e19490-5927-5bce-8bef-abc9fb61aace abc9fb61aace]
|Said the duchess to the vicar.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0424be85-a9bb-5039-973d-1eea575a96e7 1eea575a96e7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/542980c4-5bb5-522b-91d7-cc179047dab0 cc179047dab0]
|I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0e5f64a1-56cb-567c-b0d9-dfbca0e3b707 dfbca0e3b707]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1abbccf2-3cd9-5703-9557-c4189a938795 c4189a938795]
|there snow such thing as global warming
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9377dbf-6820-5ca9-bad7-27c2394df7b8 27c2394df7b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/63504dde-b08a-52e0-824b-0e686f7800f8 0e686f7800f8]
|WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2d53057-c50a-5719-bf55-03967d46ae57 03967d46ae57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1fdcd6f5-8643-5bb7-b711-2785f98853e3 2785f98853e3]
|vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/22762298-3dc3-5eb6-9594-cf926cf0f051 cf926cf0f051]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d75d6a06-faf8-567a-bc3f-0756ae0d96eb 0756ae0d96eb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46fcb306-2280-53cc-b9f2-4463aae85038 4463aae85038]
|Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/706310a6-00c0-5b9c-9094-d893166a9120 d893166a9120]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|I don't know how to play...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e04b7d7f-cdb3-50de-930a-edd8c2a9eefc edd8c2a9eefc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fbeb3029-a6a7-5ea8-a7a0-a60867b64165 a60867b64165]
|I don't think that's supposed to go there...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad2bea46-7e1b-5f9f-9dd0-921366671e81 921366671e81]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/db98f4a1-d154-512a-a28a-54292a90d2d6 54292a90d2d6]
|Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e538622-5fa7-5afd-94e8-4ba0b8458867 4ba0b8458867]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78413bb1-405d-5d79-8ce5-82a5dc42c884 82a5dc42c884]
|I thought it would be bigger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12726be4-3268-59c6-b1e6-eaef3076513c eaef3076513c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/016a7b4d-7be6-5454-9d3d-0c2df2e1378c 0c2df2e1378c]
|Too many quixotes, not enough giants
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e660217a-bc33-5c04-8b2a-c17f4af4858c c17f4af4858c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f231197c-f33b-55ef-b60a-eaf524a2f41e eaf524a2f41e]
|Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c99da0d1-2e66-5bd1-a0d1-fbf66691f44b fbf66691f44b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f649f800-4caa-5c10-918e-9dee5b4d860c 9dee5b4d860c]
|Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb48ea37-a1b5-59aa-b65e-4838b8d1eaaf 4838b8d1eaaf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/755b9186-dcfc-5afd-b0df-1e66c6c9afad 1e66c6c9afad]
|for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e70a771-5e52-5f78-9803-34508a14b397 34508a14b397]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2055d44c-30c1-5df5-81a1-82e349c0c2b0 82e349c0c2b0]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bf442313-3a01-5731-8b40-83b6ec867fa2 83b6ec867fa2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31a6008a-ee5c-5fd2-8ff2-ff20713d6d53 ff20713d6d53]
|The Prodigy is in town!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06739bb2-e375-5353-b756-8e3590556a20 8e3590556a20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9468860d-f3b7-557c-80e9-3c92d1027a14 3c92d1027a14]
|those weren't Altoids.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4c5fce5-6502-52fa-be22-4d31e225f9bf 4d31e225f9bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6acb33b1-7166-5f91-963d-6b39dc0f0c25 6b39dc0f0c25]
|First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c39a8fa9-a70b-5481-bc9e-fd161a9d710f fd161a9d710f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/106bde6e-9527-53ad-b111-e2037a5b74ce e2037a5b74ce]
|Close the pod bay door, Hal.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb26bc8e-4c2f-55a1-b4d3-be1a85cb855e be1a85cb855e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/07ab3f20-80af-50f6-8a3e-7395f6aa06a6 7395f6aa06a6]
|He did say it was edible
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e098b12b-ce24-56de-b3d9-268f19e529f4 268f19e529f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ff52640-d458-5ef9-a5be-6e4431f5bf0e 6e4431f5bf0e]
|Dominos delivers!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9080f29-65c3-527b-8e2f-952573b7ad7d 952573b7ad7d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/33ca4df7-7f29-531c-9260-e5976ee2c238 e5976ee2c238]
|We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba7bbea1-1b88-5e1f-bf4e-23886d774bd2 23886d774bd2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/910d496d-bc39-5cf5-baaf-a09c3c76653f a09c3c76653f]
|so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1db2b221-8b7f-520c-bcfc-6fef74f94601 6fef74f94601]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d656a616-88ea-59d6-812a-b0a1d155eb47 b0a1d155eb47]
|Top of the world
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/89f3acd6-927d-54ac-8bc7-baaf627c7302 baaf627c7302]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4cd2477b-5b52-54ce-9348-aa2f84ab8afd aa2f84ab8afd]
|How's My new haircut?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/685e6dd4-7d05-5b1a-8bc7-e31008ec652d e31008ec652d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da44f4fd-cd6e-59bc-9ecc-bad34e3c6d86 bad34e3c6d86]
|[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b62b467-9e27-5dff-bdcb-3924492d7662 3924492d7662]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/188862ea-289c-5a46-9917-9dc300ca8fbd 9dc300ca8fbd]
|The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2317749f-5bcc-52cc-b00e-dd2854bc3ba0 dd2854bc3ba0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56eb742a-04f3-58d6-843a-b2da65edfa9d b2da65edfa9d]
|Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a6ee025-c138-517c-8937-d887a0dfcc0c d887a0dfcc0c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/861eb329-c8fc-5e7d-8825-78f071d8d358 78f071d8d358]
|GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a4336612-d622-574f-b0b0-ef605866394a ef605866394a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6be926ae-c4ea-5649-8786-c9fd590bd6c9 c9fd590bd6c9]
|the new usb feels like a step backward
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1c816c79-c4e0-5043-ab89-15cd46a924da 15cd46a924da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0639ed3e-fac4-51c5-b852-39b12a33e30e 39b12a33e30e]
|Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b559ad7-d0ae-5f5d-a167-5f451262a83f 5f451262a83f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b044bbc-5265-55c1-944c-fd0d9c097b7a fd0d9c097b7a]
|Who stepped on my pop tart?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7daf8e2c-7439-5796-a429-63157c465fe1 63157c465fe1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/093c8673-0b3d-5391-8713-61b7ec93916d 61b7ec93916d]
|Visual representation of Dubstep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1857c889-13f2-5559-a73c-c9183664b19c c9183664b19c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fea553f-da8a-5915-b0a7-dcb43a4fed87 dcb43a4fed87]
|go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5498489-ab93-57f7-898d-b80e25b5a07f b80e25b5a07f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff2065b1-e7c3-5c55-9074-a335e44d85b6 a335e44d85b6]
|holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8116c155-78dd-5c09-8fc2-acfaf1fb0225 acfaf1fb0225]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e82c0045-fc50-505e-b7b0-cd301178819e cd301178819e]
|Minimalist cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a66f1cc1-2909-545d-a591-29c53bc9deab 29c53bc9deab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d5315731-b523-5f03-a034-01c0b6240b6e 01c0b6240b6e]
|I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7bdd3e6b-cebe-5f9f-a8fc-ed59e5724cb9 ed59e5724cb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cc8203d-7f3b-5ba3-b245-6f396a0a1b7c 6f396a0a1b7c]
|my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/640fa583-44ba-5b4b-a992-3a7ff368040b 3a7ff368040b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59c6be82-d40c-5a48-8db7-2bc4a138792a 2bc4a138792a]
|#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/370c0075-e911-5910-9551-45a0389fec99 45a0389fec99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e205ebdb-cb13-5675-a685-171695ad3649 171695ad3649]
|The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e409528b-5e84-5ea7-954f-f4ce803c4ec9 f4ce803c4ec9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fb5f62c8-afb0-5ddd-859a-99505450db33 99505450db33]
|this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1ea37df-c573-5c36-b0fa-767fe7832a3d 767fe7832a3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e0332cce-ab98-5e4e-a261-48f44fdc4a98 48f44fdc4a98]
|I has a sad
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/69eca2f5-538f-57a0-b6f6-72917967cdcb 72917967cdcb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/022f762b-9483-519c-8e6e-bd7a0ed5e2ba bd7a0ed5e2ba]
|11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9cf3de0-357d-5a1a-8940-08ca0b0c9cfe 08ca0b0c9cfe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ed0011dd-2eaa-52c2-9000-1c680e66e465 1c680e66e465]
|What could possibly go wrong™?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/05bbaded-e044-53c6-b5c7-2c5a0fe68037 2c5a0fe68037]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/444d1059-944b-5d2c-9cbc-43dcc12d2e75 43dcc12d2e75]
|Look out!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/553d90f7-1ac4-540b-a4ef-6eeda3816bee 6eeda3816bee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3e5fd2d-e60f-53f3-b169-86ea721314f1 86ea721314f1]
|#illuminati
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/136a4e53-3aaa-513a-a905-4b19e3488327 4b19e3488327]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ab38d5b-5441-5c1f-a2bc-e0ce298f4750 e0ce298f4750]
|This is a cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30524e83-fe03-51a5-9d14-93a2c02b8d02 93a2c02b8d02]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/611ef1be-3b71-5ffc-814d-48f4d47b9f93 48f4d47b9f93]
|My Hobby: freaking people out
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68aff506-6bea-5b7d-987f-4f832b922e1a 4f832b922e1a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f729d050-5e8f-5bf0-8962-37b45655015e 37b45655015e]
|New car flipping world record set
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8b34864a-51ed-5463-a4f3-a5e3bd772903 a5e3bd772903]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9a3aa942-1dbf-5301-a812-62cd3460a783 62cd3460a783]
|Cakephants are my new friends
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/804eb533-7a5a-5c82-a0b4-3678f9b1bc73 3678f9b1bc73]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2884afc-24f1-5815-88b3-7e75cda41f5e 7e75cda41f5e]
|Would you like to play a game?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/97d025f8-c8a2-5a8f-8486-5cf806fa840e 5cf806fa840e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/647f7393-fc64-5e7b-9ef4-67d5ca01f1e9 67d5ca01f1e9]
|Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/79c53ad1-412e-50fd-84fb-8d74b07cf69b 8d74b07cf69b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c52a3a30-8a13-59b6-90fe-e164f4a32106 e164f4a32106]
|Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6f83f402-466b-544c-b35c-098370edb286 098370edb286]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46fcb306-2280-53cc-b9f2-4463aae85038 4463aae85038]
|This is no cave
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5de11e4e-3abf-5235-a10e-042d50aea674 042d50aea674]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17f566b1-18f6-582e-9a42-e1cff7262aef e1cff7262aef]
|may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d26921c3-550c-5fed-bf19-8519dd79a73e 8519dd79a73e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e4dcaa9-a681-5c48-b535-693260ec0bf8 693260ec0bf8]
|Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd514b67-2c47-5e31-9dfe-984ef6bd2625 984ef6bd2625]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/40d723b7-841b-529b-a98d-6aa0c7ff2b91 6aa0c7ff2b91]
|I fought the law. They won
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/020d5fee-3944-5b8b-8068-c16d37de29bf c16d37de29bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae599153-4197-5e85-8c24-8a5f2942c127 8a5f2942c127]
|the way of the future
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e11cc05a-c185-5d8b-871b-c3cf2c8952d2 c3cf2c8952d2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c61aa0a8-83f1-5c1d-b7eb-901ddbb780e1 901ddbb780e1]
|What? It's always that color.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d9da384-7363-50ec-bd9b-870aab990e64 870aab990e64]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8822eb85-f637-5fa4-ab35-4cd760359832 4cd760359832]
|That sweater is so 2013
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c192f17c-bfc7-586d-825d-7018a5997271 7018a5997271]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b83d4e5d-ab79-5b0c-b44e-36ee8b9ffeec 36ee8b9ffeec]
|I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/633e711f-a101-5445-8fb0-7bff29e062d8 7bff29e062d8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9be5450d-4000-543e-ac6b-05cd69ce5480 05cd69ce5480]
|tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/264ae3a6-1279-52b8-86b2-a11010e32864 a11010e32864]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78dc49b9-dc34-5610-9fcd-698cc961c472 698cc961c472]
|When you get a perfect score on your test
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c095be8f-9c2a-5902-9594-bb43a68d57d8 bb43a68d57d8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/48967112-ff65-580d-8a25-618051df3853 618051df3853]
|The moon landing was a lie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd5aa5ef-d870-5a2a-b5ea-9824e8f377ba 9824e8f377ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e02d4a67-2d9a-5e04-88e5-773f3a322414 773f3a322414]
|Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fc0ea635-c4f6-52fa-bd93-8f275eeefbdd 8f275eeefbdd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6544c218-4f97-57d5-b4a4-0dc7b8ad992f 0dc7b8ad992f]
|I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1fecff82-d0e1-560d-a4c0-44a23ca4c5fb 44a23ca4c5fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e43237d-7d72-5260-8556-70f53e83e86d 70f53e83e86d]
|Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f46fb841-e5fb-5715-a00d-f350be2bbb8d f350be2bbb8d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d064f551-ce48-5107-a6bd-67264fd2e8f8 67264fd2e8f8]
|Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a2c1cdb-ff0b-5056-89df-dcaaa2cb0211 dcaaa2cb0211]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8999b3d5-94d7-5f86-98e2-21bc7379dd91 21bc7379dd91]
|i wonder why you left me here.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8a20530-688d-54d0-84be-47b1b3ca2cb5 47b1b3ca2cb5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/479e3045-6e90-5a14-9f18-913ad83b2e8f 913ad83b2e8f]
|Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c58b25ae-b189-562b-8a54-dd6cb5cab9a6 dd6cb5cab9a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e1febd88-dfde-5607-8f2b-c64588150a88 c64588150a88]
|#Photobomb
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/660da3ac-7aca-50fb-815e-a3466b1067fc a3466b1067fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36040b58-4729-5a6b-be13-1a24986187b7 1a24986187b7]
|Hoping this makes it past customs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d36d4a91-fec1-5d43-bfed-dfdf1d976cd7 dfdf1d976cd7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b60a5c0c-382a-5f16-9e9f-37abfa9969c7 37abfa9969c7]
|Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/af0ab686-e915-58df-8da4-76ec82a5740f 76ec82a5740f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d30b202a-9d28-5071-95f5-fb8549b59577 fb8549b59577]
|#flavorbomb
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/917d68ac-aae4-5f86-8b78-4511ae677a95 4511ae677a95]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9fd83e7-73b6-551a-8096-26c4229b1e04 26c4229b1e04]
|The building blocks of life
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8c42a0c-bdd2-59e4-ab24-38ea8c9baf4b 38ea8c9baf4b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fadbaed3-d9d2-5e9a-bc95-38fd9b4b6f5e 38fd9b4b6f5e]
|as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fedaa363-2705-5aae-b78f-86fe6cbc2af5 86fe6cbc2af5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d41ef5bd-bc8d-5e23-9daa-6e4040358a4f 6e4040358a4f]
|you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fbda211-e6df-506d-a2ad-0042a1801f3a 0042a1801f3a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9964e385-6cfc-544d-a518-bd4c7ec061c7 bd4c7ec061c7]
|#GOD
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/644b96fc-3f64-58e6-9ebe-2845af1af7ae 2845af1af7ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6387ba6-315e-57cd-950c-dadca81122da dadca81122da]
|sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/931834d5-6dd0-52ce-a993-57b3a1aa0df7 57b3a1aa0df7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fb2a2199-9cbd-51c7-9a3d-1788b88b3293 1788b88b3293]
|So...Magnets, right?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ece029dc-3dbb-5665-9c54-a67c99674ae7 a67c99674ae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/121136d9-1994-5755-b831-02eab95bdf15 02eab95bdf15]
|I never understood that part of the bibile
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0778db55-dd98-5539-9cfe-cfa5ad5a8076 cfa5ad5a8076]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5fa3f811-fd41-5ed0-a218-83e2df101181 83e2df101181]
|goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb0dd1bc-7de2-5fb8-94a4-048fa45eb68d 048fa45eb68d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc8912be-280f-5f20-b251-d685eca93f95 d685eca93f95]
|PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/550f50b4-97f0-5f21-aeaf-c6fb378feb40 c6fb378feb40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd542ca9-a32d-54fb-b105-5fa1544cf88e 5fa1544cf88e]
|New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b54f2d8-ec90-5832-ba61-42eb9dcc4622 42eb9dcc4622]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aedad26f-b6d4-5f37-a8bf-cd75ef92c49c cd75ef92c49c]
|Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f274960f-a173-57a4-87fb-4548962dac92 4548962dac92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe26f03-37df-5415-bf21-ff1dbf4d409c ff1dbf4d409c]
|Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33ff2944-70ae-58ec-9787-7e85a8ab94fb 7e85a8ab94fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec46e2c5-0667-55c3-9c27-c11aa13ebab8 c11aa13ebab8]
|The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58e673d4-225f-5a5b-a02e-b3e108636eb0 b3e108636eb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3cb7eda-279e-5afd-ac05-6d8d641bd493 6d8d641bd493]
|The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d49a3e2-f5eb-5f06-a3f7-08ce87b89e2c 08ce87b89e2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5916a502-3169-51db-bfcd-104cfa1288c2 104cfa1288c2]
|Field Trip!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/809fb51d-9500-5bfc-aba7-edbfeca8715b edbfeca8715b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a5889954-35ee-5f27-968b-fa8b635e4a8a fa8b635e4a8a]
|☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e40da83-3553-58e7-a505-b3ca07a5b51a b3ca07a5b51a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cbf9d436-ddbd-5f2e-96d2-5a9f339acb40 5a9f339acb40]
|Black box recorder
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb6872e0-b77f-5a13-a23d-289d350c2993 289d350c2993]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73996a1-4a8e-5cf8-bbe1-65b7f500c5ee 65b7f500c5ee]
|Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a9b8d55-7168-50ac-82bc-810b040d40cb 810b040d40cb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fcf7a7eb-1eea-5bac-9202-1d3f77f2c80a 1d3f77f2c80a]
|'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47ea8ef3-4993-5d09-b2f9-807b041aeb00 807b041aeb00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a790a103-8120-57b6-9e4f-e90d1ba23358 e90d1ba23358]
|The view outside of my airplane window.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1c12c59-50e6-5723-baa1-b7d15e551fbf b7d15e551fbf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f4c2983-5661-5851-b98a-a9c9733d88fa a9c9733d88fa]
|Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7b94b39-7f2a-50b4-a56b-feb9f8d92a08 feb9f8d92a08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/545a7b6b-e5e4-5aed-b483-87e7cfea2ca9 87e7cfea2ca9]
|8.5 hours later...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a39cbc12-7408-5d8d-869e-c301e6f3dc3d c301e6f3dc3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee4698dc-353d-5f5a-9b4d-7aff78b9668c 7aff78b9668c]
|No guitar without a sombrero
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d7f21a3-65d1-5024-be74-8c457a389f4e 8c457a389f4e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7a91f42-9929-51bb-a36c-702bbd313394 702bbd313394]
|Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2697af48-491f-514a-8943-00a9f31b7ea1 00a9f31b7ea1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/51b16d9c-4acc-53eb-8f11-50fac12bd542 50fac12bd542]
|it was an odd place to find a stop sign
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45c3f946-9ce8-558c-b7da-f3abdf929374 f3abdf929374]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/55bfa608-7cef-5889-a92c-5809987c7d83 5809987c7d83]
|wake up sheeple!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e227dfbc-a72c-5719-b375-216da14f42e9 216da14f42e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/14d6dbc6-0a0b-5fb4-a138-cbdb20db7e17 cbdb20db7e17]
|night sledding deserves a quiet night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36982414-dd55-5b6e-8c27-5adbac1cfcdc 5adbac1cfcdc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/786f01c0-e946-5df2-af6a-177cce0a5f0b 177cce0a5f0b]
|Weeeee!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3d0b2f91-d60b-5ad9-ab62-83dc18788a20 83dc18788a20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|Just hangin' around
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4181a31d-4e07-5275-8c88-f75a96eb7763 f75a96eb7763]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6644a25-5698-539c-85a2-2f2d4d36df15 2f2d4d36df15]
|don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4071329f-1a47-5a1e-b472-cc36d2008a20 cc36d2008a20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1cb78da-25d1-554d-b6b6-e53c20bb80db e53c20bb80db]
|I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cdd59408-b5c0-5418-9ed0-9da530ec03f2 9da530ec03f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/98435eed-226c-5cd4-871c-f5bbf7cf8408 f5bbf7cf8408]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/97a31e66-d225-5d83-a4af-475a38aa2adb 475a38aa2adb]
|i just want to do existential things with my friends
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c0e29f5-adb5-56cd-9f83-a2d77d928ca2 a2d77d928ca2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f94c02dc-28f4-5dc5-b36f-c63f88430160 c63f88430160]
|#720_no_scope
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f4390ae9-db6a-5735-88d2-d1c82e9869b3 d1c82e9869b3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62eb9ec8-404a-5ecb-8761-7271643553a4 7271643553a4]
|just look at that motherfucking satellite
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2733c9a9-d700-5cf7-aed4-fbd96a335f0b fbd96a335f0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5f630cd-ecf6-5aff-8114-141cb16a24f1 141cb16a24f1]
|She's got interesting taste in men.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2efe22b6-e78f-5bd7-a1cd-698193b0c92a 698193b0c92a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6edbb5c-de44-530c-9d45-6e1c3f061803 6e1c3f061803]
|#onering #fuckhobbits
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14d36e6a-81f2-5184-b5ac-9fc72f727964 9fc72f727964]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ced12f8d-bbe4-5425-81fa-77df0de596eb 77df0de596eb]
|It seemed better in my head
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e338ec7-fc84-5264-84fc-f96d878405d4 f96d878405d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2a41b1c-0715-5f01-9d06-7674ce347621 7674ce347621]
|They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10f0eee9-3ebf-547d-a758-da6eaa291620 da6eaa291620]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd4e34bc-8480-5fd8-bcac-ac5fc5941ecd ac5fc5941ecd]
|Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9f8f6898-f4d9-5824-afca-ca24ee962810 ca24ee962810]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/786f01c0-e946-5df2-af6a-177cce0a5f0b 177cce0a5f0b]
|sarlac ball-pit!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/201a1d18-537f-5471-b442-8fb088d80efe 8fb088d80efe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69ceb05a-9701-56a1-bef6-50f774c6e415 50f774c6e415]
|>< ))*>
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/365c02d7-7cab-5f76-a869-b9203bbe4460 b9203bbe4460]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da4f05e9-3661-5960-a98a-41b554bfc64c 41b554bfc64c]
|George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d36c6b18-2d31-5168-bb5b-a9b2ca74cff5 a9b2ca74cff5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a21eab3f-3611-5cb8-b84d-09ba72e7bfe7 09ba72e7bfe7]
|As you can see It's windy out here
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a08f77e2-b4a0-563d-812d-cc90381ed404 cc90381ed404]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0bfc82bf-b374-5852-aceb-72b80e3e6f80 72b80e3e6f80]
|elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ba6ee09-05de-5ad2-a53d-9c3a8d951111 9c3a8d951111]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/851eee1c-45ee-5b7c-ad55-683cdb105cdc 683cdb105cdc]
|The HORROR!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e62d702-57cd-59d9-8598-1d80aeff9adf 1d80aeff9adf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1bcf2222-6577-5f3c-8d97-73a9dfe53068 73a9dfe53068]
|My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a3c6e0f7-2966-5602-9905-10166d9fd66a 10166d9fd66a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/952764ae-a358-5cff-9d78-1564ed77cf61 1564ed77cf61]
|caught the sunset tonight at midday
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/70ba52ec-1859-54dd-ac32-f501b3df3067 f501b3df3067]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|I hate the carnival so much right now
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/55c5b3ac-ba95-5990-b1fa-aabee6b21413 aabee6b21413]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26f3689f-5fbf-54f5-953e-fbd4be2bcd34 fbd4be2bcd34]
|THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0f9b987f-0b2f-57a7-8a98-45d1c006bf09 45d1c006bf09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5be9fa5e-993f-5c7c-9e12-abaa739cc985 abaa739cc985]
|oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/90b86cc6-1f96-5a81-8833-e03254c6ed63 e03254c6ed63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cc92e5b-dcd5-55f1-8090-ee25a67ed5bf ee25a67ed5bf]
|Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f71d346e-c7d8-57b0-8947-50316717956a 50316717956a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d064f551-ce48-5107-a6bd-67264fd2e8f8 67264fd2e8f8]
|Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e110ca4-2f9c-5947-92ca-9da75a2e3e3e 9da75a2e3e3e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6c41aae-212c-550c-8d73-60953d13b062 60953d13b062]
|The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae2c7219-bc05-530d-b3aa-669e6ae13db0 669e6ae13db0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa7a495e-ad50-5b45-9857-1dab2313ba72 1dab2313ba72]
|the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9f1022e-e72e-54b8-9409-292fef3b1a0f 292fef3b1a0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/853bc11f-2061-5366-83c7-bad7fe536469 bad7fe536469]
|Look at that fart propulsion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/491e04af-8b29-5d05-84ef-548991ebd940 548991ebd940]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f181878-f4ce-551f-8d42-87eace265eb5 87eace265eb5]
|Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a68a76c-0c95-5d2c-bff8-cc3fd7cfabc4 cc3fd7cfabc4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58bd8afd-0527-5dc0-a9cb-b3e92f1b2488 b3e92f1b2488]
|Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb06c9ee-0ceb-5c87-bdc2-7dc1651559e3 7dc1651559e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/69cfabe6-de44-5d16-8564-0cb37ff185d2 0cb37ff185d2]
|Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d761e352-6c6b-5b00-8693-6d407bc08a12 6d407bc08a12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7800e9eb-e9d2-578c-bc87-0f577f44ee6c 0f577f44ee6c]
|Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23e8ff95-0589-50f8-91e4-27cfed294bf4 27cfed294bf4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|The taste stays with you forever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67fa5c46-e4fe-5239-8a53-9ee9f01ce3c4 9ee9f01ce3c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87ac2e09-34e4-5cbb-8ace-f6298c1c3134 f6298c1c3134]
|Selfie #Nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/766fb077-79ec-5a8a-97ea-2362a54aff9c 2362a54aff9c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f25e3bf-7fda-514e-9505-925757e220d5 925757e220d5]
|only 90 kids will remember this.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6697a873-0d46-5941-89ea-6bd80c08fde2 6bd80c08fde2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/04966588-dbe2-52be-af24-cde9fb9db851 cde9fb9db851]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0907284e-283f-520f-a87a-5e34039cd052 5e34039cd052]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/209f6373-b293-55dd-b36d-16c8e9571d9b 16c8e9571d9b]
|My cat barfed this out
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b243ceee-eaa1-5391-9d6f-ffcd87e4d609 ffcd87e4d609]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f349654d-f32e-5590-9b02-8a8c43759a41 8a8c43759a41]
|Not a fruit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aeb3432f-5274-5977-a16e-2d334664b9dc 2d334664b9dc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a523107-c661-5397-9481-50bf755dc56b 50bf755dc56b]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2eb84c1d-5008-534e-96bb-ab648c127fde ab648c127fde]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/529c6b51-cefc-5069-91c7-b8064eac68f8 b8064eac68f8]
|Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe71ac9b-06ab-50f7-a764-6b42d5034c76 6b42d5034c76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df0f32ee-d65e-5022-9a84-179dbd8f7209 179dbd8f7209]
|take two, they are small
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4de22d3-c4d2-558e-87f2-04b637781d62 04b637781d62]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|#parsnipandoldlace
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1299be90-b8d5-587b-bee5-9e4aa8a759df 9e4aa8a759df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5728f288-d95d-593a-9ae6-60e3cd8474aa 60e3cd8474aa]
|the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc1884cc-958e-53ed-9805-bc065fd44bd1 bc065fd44bd1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8275a71d-5200-514e-bc12-934f1f0453ba 934f1f0453ba]
|Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9adcdbb4-f721-53dc-8403-7a5aa9d7a812 7a5aa9d7a812]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0cb89087-8d7d-5067-aab0-274b7b5d9110 274b7b5d9110]
|Well, now this is a thing.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/70dfccfa-efd9-50d1-b091-da301c6236e6 da301c6236e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/853bc11f-2061-5366-83c7-bad7fe536469 bad7fe536469]
|Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d2054ba4-d6c7-5d41-92c7-cd66b556470c cd66b556470c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/049d588b-ccc4-52c5-a545-77ed0a75923a 77ed0a75923a]
|Myspace tom to ground control-
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7c90b0e6-c29f-5238-a294-eca578311d84 eca578311d84]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eef69be-09c8-5fdd-9301-2445b7adb800 2445b7adb800]
|This is what happiness looks like
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48bc394f-b91e-51fb-8d4f-dd03734ee551 dd03734ee551]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0ed6df91-6900-5774-a8aa-916445424ebc 916445424ebc]
|whoops GPS error
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6ef6045-2c13-5311-b6f8-cd5785daff23 cd5785daff23]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4cd94d29-2bc0-51dd-b231-a35b6aebbff6 a35b6aebbff6]
|step one: cut a hole in the box
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36806069-e7b2-5a38-86ea-8e9a8879bb42 8e9a8879bb42]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/10dc1160-c559-527c-9c9e-b6e06ba22326 b6e06ba22326]
|Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0670ea13-5506-57e4-9ad6-0c88ad88bcba 0c88ad88bcba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7720e4c5-ed66-52cf-9f2f-bc879e038fb1 bc879e038fb1]
|Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/38d65122-e28c-5bda-91c3-50abd44f2887 50abd44f2887]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|SOmething went wrong while shaving...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54eca101-009e-5234-8fca-c2f788896c1e c2f788896c1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4067e90d-ab5c-555c-aa88-5f516c141b7f 5f516c141b7f]
|how do i turn this off?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a6600de-e81c-5e61-af71-1894076d4610 1894076d4610]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/826c8a3a-e5a1-5b48-88a8-88e9da4a3804 88e9da4a3804]
|Do you have a lighter?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c344166a-56e9-521e-845d-53940588a0de 53940588a0de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dc14e29a-4a84-5802-a001-437e26d19c6f 437e26d19c6f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73e20f2f-d527-5739-83e8-0c11f3359c47 0c11f3359c47]
|My first selfie!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0d49377b-69e3-5972-bd76-99a0f6f35580 99a0f6f35580]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a19a1c3c-f2bc-515a-8431-7c18e3db8a64 7c18e3db8a64]
|everyday i'm shoveling
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/22053af7-cc61-5c3d-b49b-3429e9d70d07 3429e9d70d07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b38bc12-12b8-531e-83af-7a7ece27802f 7a7ece27802f]
|i hate it when this happens
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6b489d8d-0336-57d0-a622-d7c890e2076c d7c890e2076c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba586b45-3b22-5671-80c9-a98171c4ee11 a98171c4ee11]
|i wonder why you left me here.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/333d46a4-a2bc-5051-a583-830baf94c540 830baf94c540]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bbbeb6b7-01cc-5dbd-a309-77b8a5527ad8 77b8a5527ad8]
|Quite.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2fe6096e-22d2-5a25-9a51-47a9dba3733b 47a9dba3733b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/84c1c839-1840-50c9-952a-82154782ff6e 82154782ff6e]
|#caturday
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50d27a1b-8cc9-5487-987d-8b3e7b5533ca 8b3e7b5533ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aa2c2a24-917c-5b89-97ac-4ddd8d864ed6 4ddd8d864ed6]
|The designers of this camera literally nailed it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/028c4a15-a996-598d-84a9-6503fdccb9a5 6503fdccb9a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f633a19e-38e6-5a06-8ad6-e2575fd89a89 e2575fd89a89]
|Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a0bc23a-3918-5577-984f-cba862349140 cba862349140]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|This is why I'm not an EMT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73445412-b8a8-55c7-bd4c-35c0a3340700 35c0a3340700]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/018c268d-c278-55ba-863e-7cdcbc7ecd2a 7cdcbc7ecd2a]
|The signal came from this sector
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8650a17d-f47b-5d49-9c03-41dd5f7fa0da 41dd5f7fa0da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee4698dc-353d-5f5a-9b4d-7aff78b9668c 7aff78b9668c]
|Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b0160bbd-57f0-5827-bd15-545d34ce312f 545d34ce312f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6af49a34-9604-5339-8634-daa6cb4c0e97 daa6cb4c0e97]
|This is what I do on friday evenings now
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bbf2d152-6fd3-5228-963d-7eea161e3ac3 7eea161e3ac3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58173bcb-9fb0-5506-93fb-a766a5550134 a766a5550134]
|I just can't see the point anymore
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fdc47caa-0880-54e1-ac39-4a246f26dfe8 4a246f26dfe8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1fb30cf8-8ba9-53ee-94b0-7deaa902ca22 7deaa902ca22]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d57dcc36-7c60-5ce0-9107-97c1e78b7180 97c1e78b7180]
|Can't believe what I almost threw away!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8c8769c4-0c0a-5a6c-8744-6b663c59b3ca 6b663c59b3ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6bef302-21d8-5891-9ecb-a9ffa38001f9 a9ffa38001f9]
|Well, this is a puzzling development.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/584e8772-9e18-5ccd-a408-a6daa9ddccf9 a6daa9ddccf9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/010f5ec0-f37c-5071-9777-cf668a11b9f0 cf668a11b9f0]
|I thought this ball pit would be more fun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2bad24d-2cd6-548b-8a6e-f3a2aa922c0e f3a2aa922c0e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64fc2160-d88c-5361-8377-f18fe4a59c24 f18fe4a59c24]
|oh no you didn't
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9193482d-5648-56a7-91dc-a29fdc6f55ba a29fdc6f55ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c08d03f5-a4e9-52f9-a729-ea58f7fcf90f ea58f7fcf90f]
|As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ff2aa994-4cca-55aa-bd38-fa1101fab6d5 fa1101fab6d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29f8cd1b-94ae-5814-8b93-4fb22a860334 4fb22a860334]
|Picking mushrooms
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6739ad6f-caef-54b3-bec8-896cb8c0c543 896cb8c0c543]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/131fa0f6-e1ab-5c80-8709-600d22c38d1a 600d22c38d1a]
|That's gonna hurt on the way out
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9588a57-b4eb-5299-9302-2be7fd687fd9 2be7fd687fd9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c1409a5-10a8-5408-b152-66f04b48ba96 66f04b48ba96]
|He left me! :ccc
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/74443102-cc7e-5b11-b873-3bbb853fc039 3bbb853fc039]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0340ec0e-654c-5452-9edd-3eec26e54537 3eec26e54537]
|Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7da3559-33f4-50d9-b060-2578511a95fe 2578511a95fe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8b3783d-c086-5b30-a96c-8ae3f2cc6623 8ae3f2cc6623]
|Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8eaa7bb4-3f51-5848-bcca-233b76fd3a89 233b76fd3a89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c791580-a8df-5d41-bd2a-4a05b122a05d 4a05b122a05d]
|A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9d76e88-7615-5244-801b-403333d6d1f0 403333d6d1f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fbdb5028-9538-559e-b563-1f529118806c 1f529118806c]
|Note: HUGE SUCCess
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7edfc09-6bd4-59c4-bfe0-c3291496ecb5 c3291496ecb5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd807049-ae30-5fef-aa81-c167057ebd58 c167057ebd58]
|smiling is for optimists
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae5d00b0-bcfa-5721-a36b-8165598672bc 8165598672bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9754db10-b32b-5a95-9a9f-693a6abce7a3 693a6abce7a3]
|Man or mouse? No need to decide!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f81d805f-14bf-5d04-91f8-b5a1c0cc3d0b b5a1c0cc3d0b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d20b7d-daf3-5f64-aa9b-f497f1d47672 f497f1d47672]
|prototype soccer ball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3644fc35-3ec8-567a-9332-90fb6d62d925 90fb6d62d925]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90b22b23-d0bb-5f35-8a66-7d313b4acdda 7d313b4acdda]
|research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fff3ab3-f066-52e5-bf4a-8dc8fd946ba8 8dc8fd946ba8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/375e154e-8181-50cf-abd3-f7742eccb7fe f7742eccb7fe]
|the charge of the light brigade
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/980896e4-0656-52c3-984c-c855962a1ea3 c855962a1ea3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3734898f-18ea-5e72-8948-d00a38543f3e d00a38543f3e]
|Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/311c8a07-3f11-5996-bc41-03b1ae9c734c 03b1ae9c734c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d15ef329-8fa1-553a-85f9-8b7afa7a9fdb 8b7afa7a9fdb]
|Oy, my giblets!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/832660a0-f559-5d94-9fc9-c7f1186c6a71 c7f1186c6a71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12a6982d-14d5-5b2d-9a21-c93db6d7d559 c93db6d7d559]
|The moon looks weird today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5554a758-5da8-5622-939e-c272c7c12261 c272c7c12261]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8cda64f-7f92-5a59-8ac8-64b298792bbd 64b298792bbd]
|devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd4973aa-f6ba-54f2-b8fa-9dde470a5c15 9dde470a5c15]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e2b9f07-c3fb-5e62-ba6e-7b6d6ac883c8 7b6d6ac883c8]
|My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/af4fcdf9-79b1-5fa4-8ce0-49c35730441f 49c35730441f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|some men just want to watch the world burn.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/11e8ac4c-0ff8-509c-9d53-f4bcbd13d9b2 f4bcbd13d9b2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e5315476-1a86-5e73-a172-a6db16858cb5 a6db16858cb5]
|This is what i had for breakfast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5dedbd83-5e54-5f34-8caa-1d54732b6290 1d54732b6290]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/638ddc20-2f4e-5f95-8f2f-6e32eb14a3d7 6e32eb14a3d7]
|Crocodile Pink Eye
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df336b6f-a322-5e9d-9333-bf7b8442928c bf7b8442928c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ef1c928a-a640-5586-a129-596a7a13c9a6 596a7a13c9a6]
|More advantages to USB type c revealed
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b668e619-8934-563b-8e79-da23446c1176 da23446c1176]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/365945db-61da-58e7-955b-667be74ed29d 667be74ed29d]
|I wonder if it will be friends with me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/519c7dc5-658e-5e7f-824d-b8cf35eb6f74 b8cf35eb6f74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae27426a-c7f2-5d72-b3c6-84474c28886b 84474c28886b]
|sorry dad
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/176beb20-0bc0-5196-8dff-fa55b18c1fd0 fa55b18c1fd0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c61c97b-2a53-5891-93c1-aa07e36b66ab aa07e36b66ab]
|Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b304c31-144d-5e1e-8685-2865034fd78e 2865034fd78e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a9f1a836-a1f8-5ab4-b6f8-65eb48ac2a21 65eb48ac2a21]
|#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/261ba1e4-6bd7-5936-9c0d-c9e203a2a028 c9e203a2a028]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961342b1-f671-54c4-a59c-cc5d4eaed406 cc5d4eaed406]
|Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c37be298-b37b-51cb-b863-f05b5748caf3 f05b5748caf3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/57731e51-4247-5354-b251-a7afd23a3d39 a7afd23a3d39]
|Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4f05a26-f1d2-5bb7-ac0f-48b07efb35bb 48b07efb35bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3fee973d-2d74-5e13-967c-5953ebd0cdbf 5953ebd0cdbf]
|and to think this is where it all started
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56f54c30-9ad0-55c2-b081-bca317dcba49 bca317dcba49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/144326e7-bb96-554f-a78b-faaeebb0aeac faaeebb0aeac]
|racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/811fc450-93ba-5094-91b3-169b47891c21 169b47891c21]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a15dd35-ec9b-554f-9010-01ab0d7dc791 01ab0d7dc791]
|dOG SHAMING
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e88516df-1e0d-533c-8cbb-9d371d1affc7 9d371d1affc7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c50ab30-0867-54d0-b8a8-e6966f356be2 e6966f356be2]
|no matter where we go, its always cold
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5516d03b-b228-551f-8e9f-81b9c4069d18 81b9c4069d18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9aabdfd-5de8-5328-8a61-8828788976ac 8828788976ac]
|Formal on top, party on the bottom
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7328bb5d-68a2-5aba-8883-5bd66e9a199f 5bd66e9a199f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|don't worry, it's part of my plan!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88d533dd-51e6-5d8d-a522-f60fd0068f37 f60fd0068f37]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad85a97b-02a2-5ec2-a4a3-bc1a28e826bd bc1a28e826bd]
|Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bee710bd-012e-5d9e-bc5e-3b0d71db9a65 3b0d71db9a65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/51a311d3-ebe6-5287-97b1-2d19ca5bdcfc 2d19ca5bdcfc]
|The second mouse gets the cheese
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7526aab3-75c8-591b-8ad8-f6318c0d546f f6318c0d546f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9aabdfd-5de8-5328-8a61-8828788976ac 8828788976ac]
|Christ, what an asshole.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8349be64-4643-5498-b7c9-1ce703365e04 1ce703365e04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4baec34b-8dcb-5b47-8c76-956e362d57e2 956e362d57e2]
|HODOR!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/710db3fa-a202-5027-ae97-af78e2d7950c af78e2d7950c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73837a8-0e78-57f8-9666-fb464a1d5287 fb464a1d5287]
|Bulls don't often sit like this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c8fd28e-a5e5-598a-b305-4dcd58970eb0 4dcd58970eb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b441a38-b8b5-5d6b-9eb2-e21406b7151b e21406b7151b]
|Roadrunner is the new transport minister
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9f9fbaf-6c7d-5c4b-a209-9f08ac99f83f 9f08ac99f83f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896f6b70-1ec1-5ed4-a9d0-e2a47ca2b07f e2a47ca2b07f]
|I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82209699-6c98-5eca-8bdb-636f399785ca 636f399785ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c0edf28-52e8-5b24-beae-aa1baf6dd6df aa1baf6dd6df]
|NICE MULTIPANTS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cfc37be9-0b9a-55fe-9816-38a6f4489156 38a6f4489156]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e2829a64-26d6-544b-8348-14307347e17f 14307347e17f]
|obsession is a dangerous thing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b12131de-7f1c-53d2-be97-9f02f77aa6a1 9f02f77aa6a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc5b0fc0-da18-504c-ac8d-70cf8805e7cb 70cf8805e7cb]
|Snowman accident
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/47b3473a-35cc-58d7-8aaf-7391d5a3b971 7391d5a3b971]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76715136-95be-5c11-a4ed-1267373999ca 1267373999ca]
|Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/189f155c-3762-576d-8e3b-351b19334110 351b19334110]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c27e72a-6fc3-5d38-81d3-08dec1d33005 08dec1d33005]
|Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/665c8e47-7bfc-5857-8d44-ed29ada99600 ed29ada99600]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f00fea2d-c090-54b6-945d-9edb74dc8efa 9edb74dc8efa]
|You did what in my tuba?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/669bf41d-a086-506a-b427-92fd571db149 92fd571db149]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e4c5d608-32d9-597f-87c0-8cb4ea46ef07 8cb4ea46ef07]
|So, this happened.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7b27d3b-6c98-566e-a433-87a348e6a948 87a348e6a948]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e1328e6-8cec-5ed6-b7de-95fd495595b4 95fd495595b4]
|sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01a47255-6489-5438-a3d6-9a739a1fa43f 9a739a1fa43f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0c01f133-0520-57ae-9271-8d297b609761 8d297b609761]
|The Captain Crunch Kraken
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e422ed2c-8ba1-5b34-89c0-789ff05f41c7 789ff05f41c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62bada68-e842-52bb-86b9-dfd96fb9b1ae dfd96fb9b1ae]
|turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/989b474e-aae6-5e54-ad09-19459bc5d17d 19459bc5d17d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28e07cf0-8fce-5a24-93d7-8b3785eeefb1 8b3785eeefb1]
|Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/87d1aa6f-5fa7-5f69-9d92-9a1dc84fce00 9a1dc84fce00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26ff8de2-fdcd-538c-a3a7-9dae49a80ef9 9dae49a80ef9]
|I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1dcb32b-3116-5a84-9117-107cf3da40f5 107cf3da40f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e08f3ca9-4f83-5785-b387-458487d914c7 458487d914c7]
|The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ac680972-7a80-5b0c-b5fa-c904b736df60 c904b736df60]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1111c504-9ee8-5080-9809-e31b4f8d0d7d e31b4f8d0d7d]
|this is not what i meant it to be
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/628c118b-5a9d-5659-afae-9e6273b2838b 9e6273b2838b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/84880697-c410-5b49-a903-cd4373c68bb4 cd4373c68bb4]
|When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/885d34fc-d290-507d-afef-7e699d79d5c7 7e699d79d5c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/19f66da1-256f-58a4-8d9a-9efbe2a4fa5e 9efbe2a4fa5e]
|the hills have eyes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/16426c6f-6620-5d3c-bc51-0ea2fb6eb4cf 0ea2fb6eb4cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/670d50da-198f-570f-a994-a7c209257ad1 a7c209257ad1]
|the charge of the light brigade
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75fcc4ba-3ce0-53e5-bb9a-6c0f5ea1808f 6c0f5ea1808f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/35251550-7c44-55e4-b117-f5a037a62bda f5a037a62bda]
|Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/db1abb01-554c-560d-9713-e43672237876 e43672237876]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/792e3c20-aeda-5932-a36d-1d7aa54dff6e 1d7aa54dff6e]
|paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10c1d503-7b5e-5fdc-b9e1-833516b49340 833516b49340]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/896605f8-551c-5af9-97e7-abb28f6609a7 abb28f6609a7]
|Look at my dollar coin
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30f0aebe-61f1-59d2-86c6-b1e97ae5288e b1e97ae5288e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25404c71-eddb-5705-bdcf-004a83c9eb34 004a83c9eb34]
|Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b41ea2c8-2b1e-5415-8f4f-e1a5209506ff e1a5209506ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a77295fe-640e-5568-aef2-4c487298214a 4c487298214a]
|using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0218c4d-2331-53de-b9a8-5435e54c494b 5435e54c494b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/090a42db-5ffe-5e69-bc33-21305beb7f51 21305beb7f51]
|welcome to the space jam
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8bb840ea-e68e-5142-8046-04f90cc0d71d 04f90cc0d71d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b72d5901-6b6c-52be-8546-5c073ef1eda0 5c073ef1eda0]
|Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bbc0d6b-94bf-5d7f-bd44-821ffaa85a04 821ffaa85a04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64bceef2-8f01-577a-a781-d9cedc408390 d9cedc408390]
|I guess I only have myself to blame.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0f5f7774-d09e-51e2-a59f-d4e65e14b829 d4e65e14b829]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f633a19e-38e6-5a06-8ad6-e2575fd89a89 e2575fd89a89]
|ちょっとまってください！
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14f7001c-16c2-5a5e-9211-d26468093be5 d26468093be5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d858a2dc-e0cc-5eb6-8008-95ccd6364248 95ccd6364248]
|Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dd672241-eeb0-5dcb-8e52-5384316f4373 5384316f4373]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de4df1f5-d414-5b2b-8a87-876aa26fd603 876aa26fd603]
|#me #throwbackthursday
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/16b94761-24dc-52d5-89e5-69ff0f8213d7 69ff0f8213d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9aee1d90-f8eb-55e3-8c0b-a06de52211f2 a06de52211f2]
|father & daughter re-unite!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54f6a5ac-ca7b-5e7f-94fb-32d9b6073cb9 32d9b6073cb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fab03f9c-ce06-5b03-9f87-721fde3c43af 721fde3c43af]
|Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4a3123e3-b7d7-5e46-98dd-63d3568ca641 63d3568ca641]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/134a4035-68c2-515d-91a9-53beb2829a3a 53beb2829a3a]
|This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14f06f11-1929-5bf5-9797-48e4d484efb9 48e4d484efb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00f0d4a0-9963-5877-87eb-662ebe08720b 662ebe08720b]
|My hobby: photography
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a2096d04-ba47-5a62-88da-e8b21c30be6d e8b21c30be6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/daeca3dc-39ac-5f3d-a79f-c68ff99e7840 c68ff99e7840]
|Robots in much better disguise
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84550bcd-b4fd-5211-9cc1-64209d86b00c 64209d86b00c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3e3b8c6-c731-54ec-99ea-32e8f09bd75f 32e8f09bd75f]
|CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ef6755a8-24ad-5ac6-8fba-d62a08aa72cf d62a08aa72cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8b3783d-c086-5b30-a96c-8ae3f2cc6623 8ae3f2cc6623]
|New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/674e6ef0-b6ff-5f45-b381-d0502fe6c3ee d0502fe6c3ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cdd5a985-d78a-55f4-b899-23cfbbe7394a 23cfbbe7394a]
|I'd tap that
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1737e3c1-5b85-5e89-a8ef-47c31eaa7abd 47c31eaa7abd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|Me llamo t-bone
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/358e017b-7c87-5f54-81a7-d01aa717b917 d01aa717b917]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8eb8b98b-278a-5439-92ad-9421c7ae1143 9421c7ae1143]
|Worst pokemon ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2059e943-dbb2-57fa-8c87-27bc194422df 27bc194422df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62ec049f-69fd-5bcc-b624-8c99087ee6e8 8c99087ee6e8]
|The infamous Snow-muon.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fbe9e0bf-0a41-54b0-a3d1-ee6c6144c0a6 ee6c6144c0a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e34cfbf-6e71-529b-9c4e-9fc6d190dd43 9fc6d190dd43]
|Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d2b7f461-7ad8-571c-b9c3-f86f8e3a0412 f86f8e3a0412]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3af7cb4-5b87-5bf3-9c36-c3d55f5ed151 c3d55f5ed151]
|This photo mooves me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3934e8e7-b31c-5208-b5cf-3d5fec624de5 3d5fec624de5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f4099c26-57f5-5a20-bc01-7cf8b1287075 7cf8b1287075]
|doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de66147d-23d6-56c1-8e2d-684741121a08 684741121a08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|there is none of this left in the men's room #help
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84a04497-2dc6-5433-996f-7acbdb9f6e46 7acbdb9f6e46]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/acc0adfe-ef2f-531b-b9cf-2b3aa1de764d 2b3aa1de764d]
|My new neighbor seems a bit odd
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e0f0994d-7064-502c-94c9-d4179b939da4 d4179b939da4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e7a980f5-5d62-532d-9a24-55030b54a312 55030b54a312]
|Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dc66781b-892c-574c-a124-505bb0d1f2b1 505bb0d1f2b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/74f556eb-d8e0-51a8-8576-de799a1455af de799a1455af]
|When everything looks like a hammer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0852fedd-8516-508e-942f-34f010193e5e 34f010193e5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/390c9853-9ca0-51d1-973c-532134699dc7 532134699dc7]
|BANANANANANANANANANA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d6f20066-ab04-567a-be26-ea0dc4594480 ea0dc4594480]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3473f72d-6c90-5d9c-b96d-35359ce4d9b7 35359ce4d9b7]
|A job so boring a bird could do it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/04e6d7ca-803c-5f34-8254-f8e94f5b22bc f8e94f5b22bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d3c1fa8-d0e3-5047-9119-4e353bcbacd9 4e353bcbacd9]
|The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e26221e-43ba-5716-b064-ba598f7d820a ba598f7d820a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6bac660e-1106-5897-8528-c4f5f2de60d6 c4f5f2de60d6]
|Got your nose!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd2b863b-4570-5125-bbd0-d71c0e0312ff d71c0e0312ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/19ab13d3-73c9-524f-8b96-f8824581cf4a f8824581cf4a]
|in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4eaa276-014e-5390-a73d-2a49e29bd0da 2a49e29bd0da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/026f67a8-ba5c-5738-8042-f62686bfeff5 f62686bfeff5]
|Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8fa06255-5257-56fc-9597-f1ef11041ca4 f1ef11041ca4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62b1bd72-3b6b-5cfd-af72-95f65c82c805 95f65c82c805]
|Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83850077-be94-5ee9-b757-81becb71071e 81becb71071e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9754db10-b32b-5a95-9a9f-693a6abce7a3 693a6abce7a3]
|Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aaa1235f-96f0-5739-b93b-0762c94a9aa2 0762c94a9aa2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/56db63e1-e6fc-5a55-956b-eea655ca5250 eea655ca5250]
|Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/caa7709a-5142-5ecb-be34-c7bcd4065de0 c7bcd4065de0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cdd5a985-d78a-55f4-b899-23cfbbe7394a 23cfbbe7394a]
|For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5c8eedb-2210-5c5f-801a-fed297022a5a fed297022a5a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cdd5a985-d78a-55f4-b899-23cfbbe7394a 23cfbbe7394a]
|Exes, am I right?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e0ded4de-97d6-5b09-be5a-3bd659104a60 3bd659104a60]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e64baf58-f370-51d1-a43d-eff340fac308 eff340fac308]
|found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49840b8e-f24d-5006-9bb0-f5029bb13205 f5029bb13205]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/497a6bb0-7b9e-5210-8a2a-ee41f567e733 ee41f567e733]
|leapfrog, anyone?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0337680b-438d-5dcc-ac72-ef9433324b43 ef9433324b43]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5cdd2eb1-69a1-5438-a564-ac194aab980b ac194aab980b]
|This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9dabc0f3-6069-505f-9022-d2e3ba27a5f7 d2e3ba27a5f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bde1b0e7-abad-57df-871b-695a1d42378b 695a1d42378b]
|The Zebra was lying down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91dac4ed-4b4b-53d9-90af-b8f2bd876e7b b8f2bd876e7b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d 5bc8196cb57d]
|i pushed this. was that bad?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c3d9b2a4-8674-520a-aeb9-ce444d8ac60c ce444d8ac60c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0c77e71-3f4b-543c-9bae-91f653eed3b1 91f653eed3b1]
|watch me become the next favorite kardashian
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9542dae5-9a14-5cbf-a779-8d137e60135b 8d137e60135b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9b24a99f-930e-5059-9367-d8a647f2826e d8a647f2826e]
|My gout's acting up again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/401984d8-3157-5082-b4d1-8a9ad0cf0982 8a9ad0cf0982]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1f4b931-f681-580e-810d-2a34b702697e 2a34b702697e]
|hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01d99798-c52e-56b6-9b61-ee5eb07cc820 ee5eb07cc820]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/735763e3-6ae2-588d-be12-fb8d3117d3a3 fb8d3117d3a3]
|my new toaster has some strange attachments
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59c07d9b-caea-52f6-b543-d09ece299c6d d09ece299c6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a53328e1-892d-59ee-8bee-6c6706cf5ef0 6c6706cf5ef0]
|An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d8e0788-ee50-5a37-9d6e-a62586addb07 a62586addb07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/42b9d039-64c1-54e5-a5e3-108d22076845 108d22076845]
|We didn't start the fire
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ddbb5b91-9888-5e8b-9934-ffdcf93c9646 ffdcf93c9646]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52e32c66-4145-5f13-8dfe-1fb6d104fc4e 1fb6d104fc4e]
|Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a17cb7ac-8a1b-574a-ac53-69bcd5cc2a23 69bcd5cc2a23]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/45cfb084-233d-5acd-b25b-074bdfdee612 074bdfdee612]
|This will make sense if you look at it upside down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8fe8b9f7-163f-5647-9f8e-1ae516cedb1c 1ae516cedb1c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/78e651f4-26f9-55d5-8400-a35888fb02ef a35888fb02ef]
|I forgot to turn the tap off lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/740e43ba-0b84-5b28-bb8b-12569ea12880 12569ea12880]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96c08c12-cd63-5f38-97a0-8448a3c83b1f 8448a3c83b1f]
|Antimater Universe wants a hug.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06049ecc-9a5b-57bc-9c6f-01194a74779b 01194a74779b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6571731-3bd8-5281-bb39-2315132d5f00 2315132d5f00]
|Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30ed27f2-ee3a-53b1-8b21-7f0a00d9bb5d 7f0a00d9bb5d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7570c337-a31f-58bd-a6f0-5c2386c8cb54 5c2386c8cb54]
|PostPostModern art
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26da43d7-f596-5b3f-9352-8b7efadc0aa8 8b7efadc0aa8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f39e175-fdac-558f-b350-608af5dbbf7e 608af5dbbf7e]
|#me #throwbackthursday
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fe9af15-41e9-57f1-85a6-e0997c51c2f5 e0997c51c2f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5abb5b9d-3429-5560-ac38-98fc754ed92b 98fc754ed92b]
|how do I take photos with this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53238733-2d80-55c6-b96c-8dd42be2a0d3 8dd42be2a0d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/efd786ab-c6c8-5c9d-91fd-57fa867685bd 57fa867685bd]
|#sudowoodoproblems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a959d3a5-78fb-5665-96b7-65f14f90dab2 65f14f90dab2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/638ddc20-2f4e-5f95-8f2f-6e32eb14a3d7 6e32eb14a3d7]
|toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd22392a-0992-5848-8666-07966e9a2110 07966e9a2110]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/afd2bc13-36df-5ad3-814b-f38be88b9cec f38be88b9cec]
|help wanted. inquire within.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b5927afc-50cb-5df7-8809-789d524b5be2 789d524b5be2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b27e9660-cb25-5807-80b9-5f6adc17052d 5f6adc17052d]
|my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14d94cf1-9d27-58ad-97f8-56c937b970c1 56c937b970c1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfb6c9ee-a0e8-5879-a57d-fd8dedb9f32c fd8dedb9f32c]
|Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/849f55c4-9b6a-5ee1-9ebe-ee59eb4a9ca0 ee59eb4a9ca0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6571731-3bd8-5281-bb39-2315132d5f00 2315132d5f00]
|it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b02d6a46-0e4d-586b-a947-4643d4ac5c0e 4643d4ac5c0e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8010504-019f-559b-ad80-e4b5a6e9ab00 e4b5a6e9ab00]
|New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9da6fc7-5352-5188-9472-5a92d7d10d34 5a92d7d10d34]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6fc438e-c9a2-5303-969c-47e690ee87ec 47e690ee87ec]
|I think i lost my dorsal fin
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a1780f5-080a-5288-8a18-e8160fb7a54d e8160fb7a54d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/761d477b-1def-5099-b273-d67cfc2d428e d67cfc2d428e]
|MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c9cee40-797e-5170-a248-ed6fd4442e5a ed6fd4442e5a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d594e87d-bd2a-57f2-9b9a-8567700315bf 8567700315bf]
|what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c00268a-f21b-5d3e-a165-0a64d0fe789e 0a64d0fe789e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dca17141-88be-5083-ab5c-27237f493c5e 27237f493c5e]
|Does this look like pink eye to you?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6e5144f4-5832-56e2-9dff-65d1f2690beb 65d1f2690beb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f9fa376-8b55-5522-843e-c7ddbe04ef3f c7ddbe04ef3f]
|i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e42ac7c-592f-562f-a6b6-66fb2dd87773 66fb2dd87773]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|Somewhere, this exists.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b802bdb0-02a6-57e1-8937-64ed548dd93a 64ed548dd93a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6392e625-8f68-509a-a5b5-31ddd9945040 31ddd9945040]
|I think we deserved it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e780131-8d5f-521e-adc4-645c36bdb2c2 645c36bdb2c2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e2650a40-0382-5739-8382-6084d3330277 6084d3330277]
|at times like this i ask, "why me?"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0135f5ce-4462-580a-8bd1-79b6dd34ea1b 79b6dd34ea1b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9515a219-4eca-5998-9cd7-e505e75cb74d e505e75cb74d]
|Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee5de927-6687-5371-b715-cc202f8c8e9f cc202f8c8e9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68dde5e9-ff13-53e7-8ce6-6760413f7855 6760413f7855]
|I just bought this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f21a9ea4-2aba-5251-bda6-693bd001ba9a 693bd001ba9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4447792-9ed7-5a16-a4ba-5a0d3960a7e0 5a0d3960a7e0]
|Mmm, Spider cake!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf1b86bd-1df9-5d7f-9e48-15169d63b5b8 15169d63b5b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fae139df-46cb-5563-a7c5-789c215895a2 789c215895a2]
|I 'M out of the acorn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bfe90a8-a750-5550-af4d-7beec84c40b0 7beec84c40b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70f5ad7d-1f38-5f57-b6c5-0493d1b974f2 0493d1b974f2]
|share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b1835f12-43b0-55fe-a6f9-902906139717 902906139717]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/deee71ab-8436-5827-a0b4-982a0d553758 982a0d553758]
|look at my new dog!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f4c10ec5-89ef-542e-9fb9-a2becd3c86f4 a2becd3c86f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8f604d8-e947-5ded-90f4-deeb1ef96574 deeb1ef96574]
|Sun deflation: optimal
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afb7f6b9-d362-5124-ad22-27024dae7e2b 27024dae7e2b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8ebca2d-3b03-5485-a8a8-03ecd637642e 03ecd637642e]
|The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a4de2d51-09a0-57cd-bfb2-ab4df3d50ab3 ab4df3d50ab3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/467fbfbb-ff1a-5150-b57c-156e72ad3027 156e72ad3027]
|only 90s kids will get this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7463e7ae-2369-5861-b6af-ce1df3639a26 ce1df3639a26]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9e59d62d-9b6e-5ed5-87b2-df4dba675ed1 df4dba675ed1]
|Come on party people, put your hands together
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a49b7bc8-90d1-58f9-886b-65997e093103 65997e093103]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fbd029e4-d6f5-5e34-939f-e7e70d2797bd e7e70d2797bd]
|"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/14d1617c-97ee-5123-a640-56f5699ce359 56f5699ce359]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce32271-2700-5046-bf94-fe759fa57f81 fe759fa57f81]
|That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc4cc8db-9481-508e-b942-8cc3d16bf1f7 8cc3d16bf1f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d2a10-c33a-52ba-b66a-2d04208ae09a 2d04208ae09a]
|A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/024bde6f-3afd-5ca1-8fe3-da6fcc96d8d6 da6fcc96d8d6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8f02165f-3bdb-548f-b33c-cb5fb4df9d19 cb5fb4df9d19]
|Zeus takes his revenge
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71ca998d-1f93-5d56-b319-c0516ec26d42 c0516ec26d42]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c840f4f0-599b-58bb-b7d5-bf39b2f7c458 bf39b2f7c458]
|The weight of life in a starry landscape
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d96e054c-c5cd-546b-b181-203257432512 203257432512]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/151273a5-3330-5afe-bd97-c7ec57f483cd c7ec57f483cd]
|this one's over 15 kt bitches!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/008d12aa-463c-5877-bff7-051511f51545 051511f51545]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1256006-2e96-53fa-9924-4de707329608 4de707329608]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6c41aae-212c-550c-8d73-60953d13b062 60953d13b062]
|for science!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/58c5028c-9388-595f-b6ff-5e42e5e8d02d 5e42e5e8d02d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/27dcdfe9-d3d4-5274-8219-cbce6837dea2 cbce6837dea2]
|What has science done?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/69b0b3f5-6f73-5be4-ac69-b74aa6c5177a b74aa6c5177a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a00da1d6-09c0-5525-9f41-ee9bf2c78576 ee9bf2c78576]
|Fnnnaarrrrr!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10f81031-7bd7-5f50-a7a0-47b070d63fba 47b070d63fba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5728f288-d95d-593a-9ae6-60e3cd8474aa 60e3cd8474aa]
|#twinsies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7bb9da9-6721-5057-8289-65b5a9ed1bed 65b5a9ed1bed]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d57dcc36-7c60-5ce0-9107-97c1e78b7180 97c1e78b7180]
|bURMA sHAVE!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/476faa09-915c-538a-8b03-2a115923b9b7 2a115923b9b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fb5f62c8-afb0-5ddd-859a-99505450db33 99505450db33]
|Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d6a26a47-c68c-5f51-b978-0bbd9a042597 0bbd9a042597]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df25cda1-ccb8-542f-9b39-37a8043efdb0 37a8043efdb0]
|Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/193c859f-168c-50aa-b039-231d1429f670 231d1429f670]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/07555b64-39ea-53b0-b6f6-0ce482708602 0ce482708602]
|This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8b7b9b8-c38c-585f-83f8-0314ea2bd6b5 0314ea2bd6b5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ced43671-46f4-5dc1-b124-9eda477bce11 9eda477bce11]
|#livefeed #colonoscopy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7fc88ca-da6a-5c47-83e6-314a5195014a 314a5195014a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70fbb33b-e449-55eb-b7ba-3a6f54c637ca 3a6f54c637ca]
|ever get the feeling you're being watched?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0031249-f7ea-581e-9cde-f41f84f48b3c f41f84f48b3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9de9d721-06d3-5dff-9140-0fa0068fb260 0fa0068fb260]
|If you're brave enough...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84a7e95d-703b-5463-9ee3-5b423c309c1b 5b423c309c1b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1ad9795-7574-58a7-ac0b-0eb151241b5b 0eb151241b5b]
|Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/752ad591-912f-559f-9b6f-114227025b5b 114227025b5b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aa2c2a24-917c-5b89-97ac-4ddd8d864ed6 4ddd8d864ed6]
|my time machine isn't working again! D:
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d23e362f-292f-5cd1-9d65-7b0fad56df99 7b0fad56df99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee28fa19-2655-54b3-9b0c-45a85e1c6500 45a85e1c6500]
|My new tattoo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afa7ea13-4181-5e5a-a402-9776fbd9d6c7 9776fbd9d6c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|Job interview today.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/369e058a-88a5-5450-9fb2-a0266f9500d1 a0266f9500d1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b3909efc-49d4-5dcf-81fd-fbbe06c5ec43 fbbe06c5ec43]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7875f43e-7523-5d45-a547-dc3a38493f7d dc3a38493f7d]
|I knew pi would lead to this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/27ece880-ab46-528e-be97-02d72ae8e1f0 02d72ae8e1f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9be5450d-4000-543e-ac6b-05cd69ce5480 05cd69ce5480]
|This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9598d97f-9018-5cc4-b0ab-73f367734c53 73f367734c53]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/97874fc6-bdd6-5d56-b524-d98eb1087d99 d98eb1087d99]
|It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/94a9a8e2-95d4-5b00-b2ad-bfdce06e0f96 bfdce06e0f96]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b7d3ea9-1fb0-57b8-9364-18450393f614 18450393f614]
|so. sick. of. this. pic.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bafc52a-7fae-530d-8a57-0063f37e93e1 0063f37e93e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ad2fc81-9e2e-5f72-9283-7bb7044fc42b 7bb7044fc42b]
|Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80c91077-5d4e-5589-a9dd-f7d871ce68c0 f7d871ce68c0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46b89545-fcf3-570e-8acc-47b87ebe144c 47b87ebe144c]
|my taco face
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/02706a9a-b176-5b95-bf80-66ea21d65c64 66ea21d65c64]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12db9f76-9a68-5a20-ba17-936182a971c1 936182a971c1]
|Burnination? Huh?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e32312cc-e115-5507-a012-f9e4628262c7 f9e4628262c7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52299496-70af-58b5-940c-5781eb2a46fc 5781eb2a46fc]
|I'm a wizard!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f909a427-73d2-5b78-90c2-2504521e8e51 2504521e8e51]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd9c77f1-01e9-51ca-85cb-aebe9172c89c aebe9172c89c]
|MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4bb73518-95de-50bd-925b-c73940930b44 c73940930b44]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|This is how you get ants!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1296383a-00c8-5072-b021-d55eaf30c7df d55eaf30c7df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73a0e4e2-ed3a-5a4c-bb6b-96010c8f50a7 96010c8f50a7]
|our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/893d7586-eb15-55b7-b44e-b7db43efc187 b7db43efc187]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b498ba5-8419-5359-b681-1c2de777664d 1c2de777664d]
|That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e62982e7-1398-5bf8-866c-8061f6951fb7 8061f6951fb7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f18dc5b9-0fb3-58d8-96ff-44879975fb58 44879975fb58]
|Oh no! Not again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5c97d6ff-9337-5f1b-9909-949f536fb226 949f536fb226]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/777bc37e-360f-5e1e-9201-f39499924378 f39499924378]
|"...The Aristocrats."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9fc5af42-9df8-56c2-aab4-2ce6dd0674b1 2ce6dd0674b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c09e84c2-53f3-5a22-92fe-2f6640a8587e 2f6640a8587e]
|...Freudian sense tingling...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7093c6d0-1bca-5138-9432-a999126151e1 a999126151e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c01f194-446a-5dcb-aaf6-e3e23a6a6be2 e3e23a6a6be2]
|No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7195157d-02cc-50ec-9e68-bfd4c2831cae bfd4c2831cae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe8a6832-8c17-57dd-91de-6070e177a059 6070e177a059]
|#Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/586d0b45-0eed-5aac-aff7-9a2c7f19b28e 9a2c7f19b28e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8cc323e-9206-5bc5-aea3-29d91f118e5b 29d91f118e5b]
|T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ffb03d42-6609-5cc3-9c3f-ca781ff9f7f2 ca781ff9f7f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7b2bd1f2-2bd7-534b-bd04-68f172044127 68f172044127]
|This is twitter, right? #confused
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84893c6d-b021-5cda-b25b-28c3cb08e19b 28c3cb08e19b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01a64ad8-3381-52b3-98c1-8882bc6f761e 8882bc6f761e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e35365e4-31f2-5056-be88-42875287a95b 42875287a95b]
|But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e13f067-abdd-5a76-9a8e-b2ea425d5682 b2ea425d5682]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/63874dc3-d1dc-5a4b-b079-1b7de1831b3a 1b7de1831b3a]
|20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37836dd8-d08a-5b15-bfa1-41c1ec601fc4 41c1ec601fc4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5eb318e6-edb3-525b-8e28-c65dfa097e6d c65dfa097e6d]
|I was just trying to install freebsd...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10c0b946-1850-5a61-abdf-9e89630ddb7b 9e89630ddb7b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a98ac035-63fb-5c98-a20d-2384dc8ff723 2384dc8ff723]
|vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46041c50-f124-5d50-9846-cf5aa1996cf3 cf5aa1996cf3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09550293-e8ce-5e16-a152-671bce60f5a3 671bce60f5a3]
|One of those mornings...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ce74fc9-d1ca-5f89-ba80-d67ffee294fc d67ffee294fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d67adfc2-d32b-556f-9005-307e2dbbd6af 307e2dbbd6af]
|And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c1d3e18c-cb09-518f-803e-3aa67b7c5693 3aa67b7c5693]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bddd3c7c-937b-5063-8bce-212085ad2af5 212085ad2af5]
|I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82abc8d1-4e2b-50e4-9ca4-86f10646efe1 86f10646efe1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a451d23-675d-5ef1-aeee-be3c62aac59a be3c62aac59a]
|*Tips fedora*
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/25ea79f9-d5d6-5e88-bdca-f9b0a3f53dc0 f9b0a3f53dc0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28005c88-821f-5d00-8065-3303a3961e6c 3303a3961e6c]
|Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c68e2033-0508-5528-b0ac-13b9fdcd02e2 13b9fdcd02e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c76eb7fb-b10a-5d7a-ba0b-b62182579a00 b62182579a00]
|Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf9a7a2e-49b7-535d-980b-cce6ffe1494b cce6ffe1494b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec5a6655-6dee-5a4f-b41d-22ba96dde335 22ba96dde335]
|I can take photos with my teeth!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59418806-6566-534e-84b0-b1fbd9d41ffa b1fbd9d41ffa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd6305cf-ff02-5030-ae8b-6edacc5d1f07 6edacc5d1f07]
|Ugh, i'll never understand art.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8bdead6d-838d-590f-9e80-b8f353e1d7d7 b8f353e1d7d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/314a3fc4-2615-5521-acd0-36adf11825ee 36adf11825ee]
|Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b41c5cfe-562c-542b-8aeb-614ce5b93224 614ce5b93224]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dce32271-2700-5046-bf94-fe759fa57f81 fe759fa57f81]
|results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7908f29-88b7-5576-ab5f-de65d9e9fbb0 de65d9e9fbb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d802e586-ecae-584b-92fd-a53b48798e38 a53b48798e38]
|Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54f84439-c0ee-5324-8abc-09eff4fc1b97 09eff4fc1b97]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20f86b5e-15e6-5257-8ef9-2f5139fdda6c 2f5139fdda6c]
|Hey guys, watch this
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c812c64a-d269-5def-af43-8ab3543d866a 8ab3543d866a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/73fe2e40-eeb1-5555-81de-7082cadbff02 7082cadbff02]
|Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e40316b0-fbec-5e10-9110-2ef2b13ba97c 2ef2b13ba97c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1fe205ba-ae07-542a-b566-b53b86fe4a3f b53b86fe4a3f]
|John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9149b029-d1fe-5d02-9e86-4b18e47619ad 4b18e47619ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e205ebdb-cb13-5675-a685-171695ad3649 171695ad3649]
|He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/10851ede-eebf-5eba-903a-d1ee75e710f7 d1ee75e710f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de6540b2-4809-50ed-9a55-7fa6c1b8f1cf 7fa6c1b8f1cf]
|I hate waking up from a really good dream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b137763-5c80-5dc0-aaf0-7509f9142e17 7509f9142e17]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00b8b9da-7892-5265-9251-91254334143f 91254334143f]
|The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/273f4696-f8ca-5966-a23e-11920e26bf25 11920e26bf25]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/113a102c-3254-57cd-a2ad-20e7c75274b4 20e7c75274b4]
|I don't know
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8fd78133-325a-53d9-929c-f5fb1b39e171 f5fb1b39e171]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/244bc06c-ab79-5537-b215-aa9b5fad0ac1 aa9b5fad0ac1]
|I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ea86292-058a-5502-bf4c-9ad71f96e53e 9ad71f96e53e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/761d477b-1def-5099-b273-d67cfc2d428e d67cfc2d428e]
|when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/053a0f06-98d6-5345-8f2c-4a0ebb66787a 4a0ebb66787a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96e93c76-b293-5c9e-a919-8a816f82755d 8a816f82755d]
|WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82a917ea-081d-537b-a9d5-746150cadab3 746150cadab3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6fb2ca0-4fdd-5b0e-ab32-11711fa18fc1 11711fa18fc1]
|My parents took away my phone privileges
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce221506-6ec4-56a0-a154-c7e34271efac c7e34271efac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd2e6ff6-830c-5062-8872-c4a098af0ce3 c4a098af0ce3]
|Triumph. Pure triumph.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3ea8cc0-eff9-5e21-bb56-228898ac2183 228898ac2183]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d0e248cd-2d8b-57a7-816a-43c8bd4627ad 43c8bd4627ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49d56c36-5ad2-5486-b67e-c60d80479dce c60d80479dce]
|The ents met the triffids
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5f12707-30a5-533d-ac88-dad225735981 dad225735981]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99a26261-ca1a-5924-be6f-42e5ebc4c98f 42e5ebc4c98f]
|AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/663669e4-3075-52f8-a078-d46739ea4e33 d46739ea4e33]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4ae705e0-db7d-5c34-a219-5884dc3b4efe 5884dc3b4efe]
|I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/451b2c0c-f18e-5b23-8f7e-c04098dac0cc c04098dac0cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cc8203d-7f3b-5ba3-b245-6f396a0a1b7c 6f396a0a1b7c]
|Our proudest moment
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5993cf13-420b-534c-97b6-c9c1484fe3f3 c9c1484fe3f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12db9f76-9a68-5a20-ba17-936182a971c1 936182a971c1]
|OMG! Kittens!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4df7fc56-c329-5589-af3a-3ce5a2c87bce 3ce5a2c87bce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c84915e5-220f-51dc-ba92-7552328dd081 7552328dd081]
|Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d24a47d4-0529-5bc5-a9da-aea4529e0d91 aea4529e0d91]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a77295fe-640e-5568-aef2-4c487298214a 4c487298214a]
|Happy Birthday!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/63e67eda-5bb1-50b8-9967-a9fe9834a1d0 a9fe9834a1d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73837a8-0e78-57f8-9666-fb464a1d5287 fb464a1d5287]
|Space from my window
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3967e319-32a0-5572-a8ef-2cb0d838213f 2cb0d838213f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1115115b-d4a7-520e-80fa-bfe766b7ab8e bfe766b7ab8e]
|this plot is odd.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0aed26f-de43-54f0-808d-655c3ece41e2 655c3ece41e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2e47d03-7459-5d24-a870-1c4ca7d93623 1c4ca7d93623]
|it's like rain on your wedding day!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d1bfe0e-e7c1-540b-8c4e-6a1b31e220fc 6a1b31e220fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc8912be-280f-5f20-b251-d685eca93f95 d685eca93f95]
|SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7c3890b-daea-54a4-b1d9-9944601123d6 9944601123d6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2c119077-1544-521a-bb59-696df2f1a0c0 696df2f1a0c0]
|Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b922adf-2a93-5fc5-9ddd-02da7e6d0c04 02da7e6d0c04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/96bf7983-7ed1-5392-9623-da4e5e2e78b8 da4e5e2e78b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/65952605-a85c-5b9b-9b58-134353a025ed 134353a025ed]
|oompa loompa diggeti doo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68225a3e-3eaa-5f0b-97da-dfca6cef3365 dfca6cef3365]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a49f5062-4cbf-5167-b3f0-71c5ad78f712 71c5ad78f712]
|Threaten large birds... check.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d4f4c0a-6437-5ef3-acae-385aebd64231 385aebd64231]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e2b9f07-c3fb-5e62-ba6e-7b6d6ac883c8 7b6d6ac883c8]
|This photo was taken from my basement
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0aa7e884-1082-5e4b-9310-02dee3bff792 02dee3bff792]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0dc8834d-db80-58d6-b9c1-b89e4a15a0b5 b89e4a15a0b5]
|Asteroids hate him!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb857744-1eea-5deb-95eb-cdd956e3e1ab cdd956e3e1ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce637d23-1a4c-5ef2-a2c2-f8dc0e0b0070 f8dc0e0b0070]
|drill baby drill!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a29169e-dbee-5dd9-adf1-dbe10b11a284 dbe10b11a284]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/638ddc20-2f4e-5f95-8f2f-6e32eb14a3d7 6e32eb14a3d7]
|i love a good featureless white void
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5c2c0762-4348-5004-b66a-615196003ff8 615196003ff8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/11b676e3-a77b-5ffa-9240-150721cee207 150721cee207]
|Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c66aca8f-c0ac-59f1-ab2f-0b9ccb954237 0b9ccb954237]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee81cbf2-b0ab-53c2-92bc-601c1a8b1e45 601c1a8b1e45]
|I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9fb17618-d395-588b-96d3-ed9dd0256636 ed9dd0256636]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1951db71-450c-51ac-aca4-886059d27e86 886059d27e86]
|Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3a840716-8e56-5405-a21b-b2bd833a9ae7 b2bd833a9ae7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/492476dc-c3d8-5aed-98aa-5fc353538678 5fc353538678]
|OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1432052-05ac-5c34-ad3f-bc198298a635 bc198298a635]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05452407-2642-56dc-a82d-04db02985a80 04db02985a80]
|Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aa5e8592-2eab-5e03-9ee3-855b646074ab 855b646074ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4f5a2e62-cd3b-513a-87e2-a6b4a2789be0 a6b4a2789be0]
|Made in god's own image, yessiree!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e07a04d-7ead-55a2-9188-231db765cc05 231db765cc05]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/af9571a1-e073-5d64-9d3d-1834cd25085e 1834cd25085e]
|3 year olds first lego experience
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e6c40b8a-fb68-5826-b13f-e96c44f8d60e e96c44f8d60e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6acb33b1-7166-5f91-963d-6b39dc0f0c25 6b39dc0f0c25]
|I wish I could ride in a balloon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8334957c-84ae-57e2-bfff-e6a0093a2363 e6a0093a2363]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7d9d4e8-b16e-5aa5-b9cc-b877166e5cc9 b877166e5cc9]
|just playing with my pet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c55f6f99-14b4-5280-9bee-2fae9339f8e7 2fae9339f8e7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d8a99146-f78a-59ec-88f4-4a4f78a6d660 4a4f78a6d660]
|how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb93ea41-cd2c-5d0c-9718-f76a31599c22 f76a31599c22]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c4198fb-1c83-58a0-a06f-2367d29a0deb 2367d29a0deb]
|It's the little things
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/65e907c1-2a1d-5d96-a399-e2169e5616ba e2169e5616ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc85d58e-b55c-56b0-a761-77e76741b491 77e76741b491]
|forgot to turn the oven off!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ef00403-6e45-5509-8b06-508f0c69caa8 508f0c69caa8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/20d540d9-0882-5444-be16-c39c1a728f10 c39c1a728f10]
|Spring has sprang
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/088071e4-ea98-5b3d-a7ba-c8d68eb83fcb c8d68eb83fcb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1f8a773f-aa40-52e3-95d0-5f0b248137c3 5f0b248137c3]
|Copernicus: The early years
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d0cfa49-3363-5bbe-88c9-a0909c816e87 a0909c816e87]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/72eb6ef2-9a43-5e32-81f2-654bbc9c2f25 654bbc9c2f25]
|oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0623dcde-cb10-54f9-b4e1-9b50f51bdff6 9b50f51bdff6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00b8b9da-7892-5265-9251-91254334143f 91254334143f]
|Oops.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e475fa34-dd19-586c-8d83-2a6e59dd16f4 2a6e59dd16f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4447792-9ed7-5a16-a4ba-5a0d3960a7e0 5a0d3960a7e0]
|We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30ed5f1c-92f5-5d1b-a750-81b14419e779 81b14419e779]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6af49a34-9604-5339-8634-daa6cb4c0e97 daa6cb4c0e97]
|Come with me on a journey into time and space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/15ebd1f8-c33c-5621-87b2-4690f05e6c56 4690f05e6c56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cdb91d1-df4b-51d4-a776-52cc59d726af 52cc59d726af]
|On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6caa825d-b4b3-5dd8-b0b3-8d8ff19c8e8b 8d8ff19c8e8b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8b3783d-c086-5b30-a96c-8ae3f2cc6623 8ae3f2cc6623]
|we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19ee0175-725a-52da-9521-337edd2c77f3 337edd2c77f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6083bd4-1196-5f8a-a059-7c29fe125de7 7c29fe125de7]
|I got this in the mail today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/728e80e3-c1c2-5555-b1b9-d5ac2cebc930 d5ac2cebc930]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ea213f88-0768-5b68-b914-0a1fdbb68c6e 0a1fdbb68c6e]
|The last person to be surprised by a selfie
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c85af3e6-50b0-582b-a1ef-9b17c1afc3f8 9b17c1afc3f8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54e518a4-0999-58ba-94ad-614897f63d5e 614897f63d5e]
|Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8ee405c3-7447-578e-b182-c6c7aa59cf03 c6c7aa59cf03]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bd348ed9-7ab6-599a-b0ae-c836c8d6d3e8 c836c8d6d3e8]
|Wait for it...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b12efe3-b86c-579f-9026-1798b5b6c483 1798b5b6c483]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd9ad9c9-adeb-5261-8daf-d03ea896731b d03ea896731b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6636a3e8-f787-5a04-8406-c6fe3b6798a5 c6fe3b6798a5]
|AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9bdfb797-0a12-51cd-bf38-52e6a1af9ecf 52e6a1af9ecf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4b0e312d-da90-56c4-b4fe-796b8671f890 796b8671f890]
|this was my inspiration
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b6acd20-2f33-526e-bc81-54ae201c2583 54ae201c2583]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/345a1cb1-230e-5b2d-80cb-0910c5681d44 0910c5681d44]
|Da_FEELS###!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e06ff852-1dc5-5f03-8cd2-2cbfd4688b86 2cbfd4688b86]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1111c504-9ee8-5080-9809-e31b4f8d0d7d e31b4f8d0d7d]
|It is never safe.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6e66331-d503-5ef3-91b6-82913f4530a3 82913f4530a3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6bef302-21d8-5891-9ecb-a9ffa38001f9 a9ffa38001f9]
|Muahahahahahah
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53ef263f-6d83-5128-ba2b-3eef09e6f3e1 3eef09e6f3e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05aefa51-b0df-548c-b250-c14f6abe6f06 c14f6abe6f06]
|i'll never get tired of this.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fafaae68-93b2-54c8-a7c2-6e5c05c40a94 6e5c05c40a94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17aca06f-ef78-5364-88fc-d9e3febb7bd3 d9e3febb7bd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12d5f9fa-bc26-5697-806e-700cdaba58ad 700cdaba58ad]
|this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/102f15b5-c048-532d-a6ae-9820d0de6d9f 9820d0de6d9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c6c0448-4041-5d13-910f-b9d5949f285a b9d5949f285a]
|Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d95ed91-5bd1-5d95-b6fe-a544c3ebc4b1 a544c3ebc4b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1fa6aa9-6519-555e-ab9d-05b4175d28e1 05b4175d28e1]
|look ma, no hands!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2735c402-2a79-56d8-9b8f-0dd607ab012f 0dd607ab012f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/695e9579-3f0c-5e29-bdc4-ea5bd9ac43f3 ea5bd9ac43f3]
|engage!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/746524eb-1713-5c22-b556-46c244818103 46c244818103]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/542980c4-5bb5-522b-91d7-cc179047dab0 cc179047dab0]
|These cravings will never stop
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46090c9e-58e0-5cca-aa9b-efdaca97b62a efdaca97b62a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/41daf252-2893-56ae-b336-ed9b0f670049 ed9b0f670049]
|<3 hanging out with saruman
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8539a6c-65bd-57a5-a92d-56f850c6031e 56f850c6031e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a19a1c3c-f2bc-515a-8431-7c18e3db8a64 7c18e3db8a64]
|Flying fish had no affect on it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21484a3c-1342-557d-a0a1-29aafdb8016e 29aafdb8016e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/049d588b-ccc4-52c5-a545-77ed0a75923a 77ed0a75923a]
|my new boss
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d2e8351f-1714-5b6c-8abc-9d763584bdfc 9d763584bdfc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50013b8c-4912-5469-b223-d1432b2e1c65 d1432b2e1c65]
|whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6f421407-ae3a-5c6e-8618-2ef145613d8b 2ef145613d8b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de67401a-582c-59bc-946e-94c5a6c60bf0 94c5a6c60bf0]
|I think I need new glasses.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8d76885b-d71b-5f1c-8a16-6bbb4f1e1800 6bbb4f1e1800]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dd807049-ae30-5fef-aa81-c167057ebd58 c167057ebd58]
|The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f44c161d-41cd-59a0-a7cb-15d7a5dfac34 15d7a5dfac34]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7ab38d5b-5441-5c1f-a2bc-e0ce298f4750 e0ce298f4750]
|I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5c0affd9-1b1a-5b87-8fd6-a2e23215e05e a2e23215e05e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c94d58e-ff2f-5850-bd8f-0e367b191f42 0e367b191f42]
|Use the force responsibly.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a7b26a2-902f-5206-9bb6-b75e48f39f71 b75e48f39f71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83a26d74-0aa5-5133-8a9d-f1c486c6819b f1c486c6819b]
|The basis for fast and furious 13.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4e73d3c-1634-527f-875e-7f880b411961 7f880b411961]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/188862ea-289c-5a46-9917-9dc300ca8fbd 9dc300ca8fbd]
|Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8492f02a-90ce-5974-b48b-9ef499f291fc 9ef499f291fc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b6a1819-c233-5915-84e3-2ae0fbc732d2 2ae0fbc732d2]
|So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ef53d007-7ac3-55e8-b452-3aab08b3b02f 3aab08b3b02f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3576cc1-16f9-523f-a4b7-51e9bbe4fecd 51e9bbe4fecd]
|whoops GPS error
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c2c45e6-b02f-5e63-bdec-e578a4bd4015 e578a4bd4015]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9e3113eb-c67d-5e0e-9e54-14ee7faa729a 14ee7faa729a]
|#DARE to #DREAM
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc4797cc-2ee8-56e1-8f06-5edff286476f 5edff286476f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05fcc8ff-912a-5142-9c2f-f72d7871223f f72d7871223f]
|they said be careful, we said yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/587262cb-755d-5fa5-9337-bf53aee30047 bf53aee30047]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8859f8f-3ad1-5283-bc1b-a5dac3645d9c a5dac3645d9c]
|the floor is made of lava. send help.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2eed50b9-ef06-59ad-87b3-5c506c5a2a94 5c506c5a2a94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a53328e1-892d-59ee-8bee-6c6706cf5ef0 6c6706cf5ef0]
|My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e0ca3ff-db88-5576-9f3c-5ad329b28ddd 5ad329b28ddd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/445d3127-001d-558c-bde9-13e8c12da851 13e8c12da851]
|it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c723bf6a-0fb2-53b2-83da-76ed3065cc9a 76ed3065cc9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/638ddc20-2f4e-5f95-8f2f-6e32eb14a3d7 6e32eb14a3d7]
|Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a00633b-9606-5e77-a37a-d112d45147d8 d112d45147d8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b638146-14f3-5a3d-b92f-696cb737669b 696cb737669b]
|about to die lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9f89f824-e2b1-5bc0-abc1-50a64bdabd28 50a64bdabd28]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe4f745-185d-567a-91c0-1d8a0d2e6317 1d8a0d2e6317]
|#gps be like
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e8cda1a-b690-52ee-aa09-cc7a86b93160 cc7a86b93160]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5870d0b1-954a-52ba-9d53-b940eaff82f1 b940eaff82f1]
|Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da6223fb-ae7a-561c-b68a-55f7ddd728cf 55f7ddd728cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1111c504-9ee8-5080-9809-e31b4f8d0d7d e31b4f8d0d7d]
|Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a018f2c7-5a0d-5ae2-b5cc-6e5ca0950bf1 6e5ca0950bf1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64edf960-2fd5-5aa9-b217-2421a8b1ba8d 2421a8b1ba8d]
|"I am So. Much. More."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d9f6d04d-f583-507f-ac8a-e5c5eaca05d4 e5c5eaca05d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0a9fa446-482f-5ca1-b651-6d3bab8fa9cd 6d3bab8fa9cd]
|I can has cheezburger?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f8c3664b-87de-5061-9b9b-8dd3f019956a 8dd3f019956a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae89fd97-40ec-5364-abc2-f6cfad7bb0e1 f6cfad7bb0e1]
|#BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7af35b5-b19e-5bb9-b4ff-b7d219b4a730 b7d219b4a730]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b997ab98-18ef-51a8-ac37-4ce7ef19a9b0 4ce7ef19a9b0]
|Would you like to play a game?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21aaad06-7d19-5c24-bcbe-411e814d809d 411e814d809d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|So... those were real
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ad8e712-e0a4-51ec-8b14-1c90fa372e37 1c90fa372e37]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3af7cb4-5b87-5bf3-9c36-c3d55f5ed151 c3d55f5ed151]
|what's a lens cap?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f390040b-c68f-5877-94dc-8df42d44a78e 8df42d44a78e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f729d050-5e8f-5bf0-8962-37b45655015e 37b45655015e]
|When pandas have nightmares
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e24a9a8-0ff9-5c46-b305-e2a8c163de33 e2a8c163de33]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/60ee4bad-f55a-58b8-abcc-52553e122c5c 52553e122c5c]
|YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30ed96de-ca83-5d62-8134-e3577c53d19c e3577c53d19c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e58abca7-64ae-5799-b063-15d876b5083d 15d876b5083d]
|TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/63cfa26d-8379-54e3-8bba-2d8643565540 2d8643565540]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f14e85e4-0b6b-515c-a309-ad84df3b19fb ad84df3b19fb]
|flying car - it is now officially the future
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8edbee10-241a-51b6-9f83-e75fe0dfbde9 e75fe0dfbde9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e898be93-a6c3-5553-8f52-1803157899e5 1803157899e5]
|terminal velocity is a myth
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa3b45d7-d18c-5d23-839b-f63b15bb969f f63b15bb969f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e81742f-115b-50ce-8dca-26f932f7b668 26f932f7b668]
|Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afd15924-cc14-53df-a139-fc58dd532918 fc58dd532918]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6665f96e-b22d-5f3e-827f-af9b1447a8c5 af9b1447a8c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d2a10-c33a-52ba-b66a-2d04208ae09a 2d04208ae09a]
|Does my eye look bloodshot?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4aed995e-bf0c-5b32-af53-c3991e4c2b75 c3991e4c2b75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b98e576d-c7a0-53da-abd1-1c3f5ad3a188 1c3f5ad3a188]
|My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0625283b-8a97-5c60-9137-52589abbf370 52589abbf370]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5f8de82-5b57-5723-98aa-76ca58e573df 76ca58e573df]
|almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b44a344-f804-5d82-ad7b-462a4f7fa787 462a4f7fa787]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8fb11fa-892e-50b2-83b5-bced584e8b7e bced584e8b7e]
|Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1ff21174-403e-5ece-b74f-b93badb26fc8 b93badb26fc8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c1409a5-10a8-5408-b152-66f04b48ba96 66f04b48ba96]
|cthulu wants what cthulu wants
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3fb6e2c6-c049-51e3-a400-4da65004de92 4da65004de92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7f6b0a88-62cf-56d4-b96a-0aad58292649 0aad58292649]
|Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83785fab-f653-55ec-a466-3a1b3e547f98 3a1b3e547f98]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bec6a785-5fbe-5894-8d0d-cdd5e6281e09 cdd5e6281e09]
|school's out!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59848add-1338-5960-b195-ba47c84dfb49 ba47c84dfb49]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5e1328e6-8cec-5ed6-b7de-95fd495595b4 95fd495595b4]
|damned ninjas
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48ddc27e-870e-5b8b-a0c4-50dd51f3ea62 50dd51f3ea62]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3ecf873-b848-5b86-ba3b-2f83a05e1a92 2f83a05e1a92]
|oh I feel a yearning so bad
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53ebb30c-d5dd-561f-b846-24cfee3cbd5e 24cfee3cbd5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f50e7f06-f1ea-5060-900a-62abd7c005ee 62abd7c005ee]
|In my dreams I'm always strong
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bcaa683f-e8da-5f3a-9226-88b661a17b89 88b661a17b89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2b2d051c-2c00-54e4-81b8-0f1b65b6e793 0f1b65b6e793]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d2d17ee-a2bc-570e-ac38-991f9cbfe479 991f9cbfe479]
|#Worstweekever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/453eab0c-48c7-5848-8985-ecc89b4cf1bd ecc89b4cf1bd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e37f6b21-aa9e-5ff1-bf34-2a9299a8355e 2a9299a8355e]
|See a carrot deflate a pool ball
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/16150130-4af2-5f97-9970-67ac73dd98da 67ac73dd98da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c68cca71-637c-5a02-9918-b4092a5d952a b4092a5d952a]
|SIDE GOER 4
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afd478bf-edfb-5271-a6b4-c3a1583b1b74 c3a1583b1b74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a96e75c-5be8-58cd-b731-a9acb7116fa2 a9acb7116fa2]
|WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d77c4f00-40ce-504d-a87e-a2da206b19f7 a2da206b19f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9a24bebd-94db-578b-8fae-7fddc5e896a0 7fddc5e896a0]
|Aww, honey, don't cry...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b5e3c6be-b270-5e3f-a01b-f68b53e073a1 f68b53e073a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9cef57c-7403-51d6-ba53-654bee00b4af 654bee00b4af]
|#bedhead
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ec8c16e9-10d9-54ac-9ef0-c23f1b695c96 c23f1b695c96]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6d66290-fe4b-5ac9-9ad8-540c0d9dc845 540c0d9dc845]
|Worth it for the karma.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d2b41a3-201f-5fda-9257-8501ef472d75 8501ef472d75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d980133-298c-5787-b95a-5bc8196cb57d 5bc8196cb57d]
|Mari-OH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73c377d8-f8fe-5900-adfc-c0c525f8f277 c0c525f8f277]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2719eed7-9549-519d-9b1c-02b6b68f5ff7 02b6b68f5ff7]
|my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3dfee66c-ef52-5f6f-979c-e858ac09a3ef e858ac09a3ef]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/954cc928-df0f-53e3-bf10-b17375079f66 b17375079f66]
|In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07a33954-3c4c-58c4-8491-f698c755c1b2 f698c755c1b2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de1e8beb-7245-52c4-997b-233afc11fdb4 233afc11fdb4]
|Step 1: Jump the shark.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/04aa2b6e-3659-57c8-b992-9b2588429d18 9b2588429d18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/176e2ada-7e51-5167-9f2a-123bbfd66a33 123bbfd66a33]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7a852232-483b-5c5a-b565-7a306df48671 7a306df48671]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a061ea30-5f34-51b3-983e-9563183869ae 9563183869ae]
|Ow.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d32d2e57-16a7-500c-b6aa-e00e1a3afc3f e00e1a3afc3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2fa14748-25e9-57b4-9f25-dfc441e614d6 dfc441e614d6]
|whiskers expecting a new friend :)
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8c5cb9e5-537c-5363-b2bf-9758c39a3523 9758c39a3523]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9f64400-2f46-54e9-9818-9fc5e66c0884 9fc5e66c0884]
|This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23e63743-b564-5cd9-9c92-f0c6c3eab521 f0c6c3eab521]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e2650a40-0382-5739-8382-6084d3330277 6084d3330277]
|Artistic recreation from new fossil find
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d8ba241-347f-53c7-bb65-844823bd13d0 844823bd13d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b98793be-2888-5b08-bd74-da4959d6ad66 da4959d6ad66]
|Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b5a19d60-ede0-5cb0-9eca-da7f1ece2647 da7f1ece2647]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e59d731d-5f5c-54ab-8413-dcb2bdc6e622 dcb2bdc6e622]
|Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67deb7b7-d806-5fff-bf20-f00f2435d8e1 f00f2435d8e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae599153-4197-5e85-8c24-8a5f2942c127 8a5f2942c127]
|Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb514664-b5bf-5f1d-96d9-871563af8c2c 871563af8c2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df34579e-ab6f-5d26-96d9-21576a2682e2 21576a2682e2]
|To the victor go the spoils.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0fa13a2b-78af-56a5-b1c4-b1521b25b18f b1521b25b18f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/907d70fa-c195-5cc1-9f8c-81433abbc0dd 81433abbc0dd]
|I will take that one please
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b2e16299-5f62-52f2-99a5-e7f059f95674 e7f059f95674]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ca4e27ee-60c3-58c3-b087-02cd1184af7c 02cd1184af7c]
|sad cow is sad
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d915ae4f-9ec1-5b4b-b7bf-0c23f13491d0 0c23f13491d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3d6682e-8eb8-5ca4-b199-1d28bd672f5d 1d28bd672f5d]
|My clothes need a wash...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/39195fd8-a245-5c0d-9146-7a5f180c257a 7a5f180c257a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee28fa19-2655-54b3-9b0c-45a85e1c6500 45a85e1c6500]
|Tamper-Proof
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4fdb4c05-bba9-5fb1-a61d-322451021039 322451021039]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/afd2bc13-36df-5ad3-814b-f38be88b9cec f38be88b9cec]
|Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1e106d9-2e4c-5a23-a327-dbe6588364f5 dbe6588364f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d0297556-b73d-5d4b-afbe-8c222bf9812b 8c222bf9812b]
|I sentence you to deliciousness!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b8e4622-9efe-5b0b-b9ca-e2ce8d42f627 e2ce8d42f627]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d233f3f2-edb7-5ce2-ac15-e0919501a2b7 e0919501a2b7]
|Just one of those days
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a4d6045e-f16c-5050-acd3-728c0d5fd9e2 728c0d5fd9e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bcc961d2-6d79-510a-9aed-e5a90d576045 e5a90d576045]
|Stop stalin and make up your mind
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4124c28-719d-5aba-9903-a7940e1fa195 a7940e1fa195]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eb15c40b-6e41-582a-a858-ed8fed54a40e ed8fed54a40e]
|nobody knows the trouble i've seen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9216d9c-4f81-5a4b-b7a3-d71e2dd138ff d71e2dd138ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|Are you kidding me?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c923ad8-4376-5912-bb8c-97c337a8cd07 97c337a8cd07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26040b33-90e6-50b0-a339-160d21c59873 160d21c59873]
|in theathers, close to you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4930a928-f019-57d6-b41f-fe539d74634f fe539d74634f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe4f745-185d-567a-91c0-1d8a0d2e6317 1d8a0d2e6317]
|Is there really any point? FML
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8a9b9518-f9cf-548a-bf34-5572a16f09f6 5572a16f09f6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fda63e06-e177-5e16-a90d-b3b3c866ccae b3b3c866ccae]
|yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da0b9053-99ce-586a-970a-526b5dfe179c 526b5dfe179c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c6c0448-4041-5d13-910f-b9d5949f285a b9d5949f285a]
|inner city air conditioning
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67d6f61e-b906-55ec-8de8-cc2cfce1c49d cc2cfce1c49d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50e8ac10-3bbb-5f5e-a7fe-516a9ccdc425 516a9ccdc425]
|Don't inhale!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/021e9358-e763-541a-9f31-35700db037f5 35700db037f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe9e9e37-f198-50a5-870c-e2f6212df0f5 e2f6212df0f5]
|This is what i had for breakfast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1df9bade-ab2e-5787-b712-11902a6503e9 11902a6503e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f727d321-4930-595e-b94a-68f9c87af08d 68f9c87af08d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fef24b5f-7f76-5b0b-8c9f-645031adce2c 645031adce2c]
|Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3da2e1bc-b0ec-5790-a0d7-257c2f24ec4c 257c2f24ec4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da45ae87-4199-5a82-973e-5df678ccff3b 5df678ccff3b]
|Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f50dc6f-14ca-5c2e-9fb5-889c86164749 889c86164749]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c50ab30-0867-54d0-b8a8-e6966f356be2 e6966f356be2]
|The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb88f64d-4972-5312-8ffa-c6507631180a c6507631180a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/211d4d66-4a18-5296-9d8e-a2250171b45e a2250171b45e]
|Black begins and wins.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ffe9e16-d6f3-5305-9dab-5f6ea162cce4 5f6ea162cce4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3ead5aa6-ef77-5b51-8a40-b3f5fe3d25b1 b3f5fe3d25b1]
|Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eded2d5a-a336-56dd-9f13-81c3da8ba96d 81c3da8ba96d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e45a9f24-254e-57ca-b457-0c40e56c643a 0c40e56c643a]
|"Space duckin'" By led blimp
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d40acf18-3ab4-567d-9ef0-aa2fef574137 aa2fef574137]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d4dcebc6-9f5e-5aad-b121-75cbe8e0e9a9 75cbe8e0e9a9]
|Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23a3f1bf-bc07-581d-9e61-acaecd20cca8 acaecd20cca8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961299e3-d214-50da-9788-2e1b33b78b7a 2e1b33b78b7a]
|Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ec0eb7c-66e7-5257-9148-61829a457ad8 61829a457ad8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/22ed558b-b817-52ab-9bed-e1ddeaf7d3c0 e1ddeaf7d3c0]
|Fulfilling western ideals!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75dbfe6b-17d4-50ea-bf85-038f1c053a09 038f1c053a09]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ddf1e4cc-5b8b-5eb1-87f8-da0b380eb06e da0b380eb06e]
|MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49b01963-3167-5157-9cfa-8d97f5536659 8d97f5536659]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad85a97b-02a2-5ec2-a4a3-bc1a28e826bd bc1a28e826bd]
|My server cooling system.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/701dc300-36f4-5870-8b65-0b6b01461dfa 0b6b01461dfa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/445d3127-001d-558c-bde9-13e8c12da851 13e8c12da851]
|IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/26ff0a12-a3fd-5879-b9ea-186b7f907602 186b7f907602]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8010504-019f-559b-ad80-e4b5a6e9ab00 e4b5a6e9ab00]
|my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd693f89-e4c0-5ce7-9f24-1cdf41e4d233 1cdf41e4d233]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6443994d-647a-5090-bc9b-e83db656dd53 e83db656dd53]
|[user was banned for this text]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84b7bee2-3962-5695-af2c-8c832b13b7a1 8c832b13b7a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb6ac3fc-36af-5da3-b8c7-73a05e1d5a91 73a05e1d5a91]
|Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7714174-3928-55ae-9f4e-06aa8c342c86 06aa8c342c86]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9be5450d-4000-543e-ac6b-05cd69ce5480 05cd69ce5480]
|New haircut!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f9e7f937-08f0-5d5d-81f6-61913d1cb488 61913d1cb488]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fc69a94-a851-5056-bdbd-5e9d018dcbc9 5e9d018dcbc9]
|Check out my new sonic oc!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eadec9d2-31e9-5801-bb2b-3387a2e47abf 3387a2e47abf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7c0946a-8df8-5ea7-aa30-e08bbb290e90 e08bbb290e90]
|i'm just surprised it took this long.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd13af0c-865d-5b61-8498-c320398f313b c320398f313b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d02e156-83cf-5125-8cf3-da575741cc3b da575741cc3b]
|New Super Mario bros in real life!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1607a87d-a857-5c3c-a6cd-a05b4abd6c76 a05b4abd6c76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f01b821-0c1a-5ec9-b45e-931fbf1515d4 931fbf1515d4]
|Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5ca9b3dc-8767-50b7-82a0-6afc2259519d 6afc2259519d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4018c459-16ad-5da8-bf60-ef8fb19fc8b7 ef8fb19fc8b7]
|I thought of it, and it happened
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/099a9a1a-d8cd-5dc0-9e6d-8bd62f31e5cc 8bd62f31e5cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17e4d9e0-80b3-5195-9b78-b4cc62c6ce6e b4cc62c6ce6e]
|reverse microwave oven
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ed6b608c-f883-5554-b213-1720a170807d 1720a170807d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d60d25c-3a1c-52de-8ff6-3ee046556162 3ee046556162]
|my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60729dff-c869-5f61-a27a-7a0597966385 7a0597966385]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85b36755-f310-5e70-b122-e1d5b224cad6 e1d5b224cad6]
|PARKOUR IN ACTION
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/85a2e36a-e2fe-5f58-9a67-a8ba4dec2be8 a8ba4dec2be8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/aa572967-5ae9-5453-8c63-1b2ba4d7ccf8 1b2ba4d7ccf8]
|#bornthisway
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9736c55f-7457-5e91-a8bd-aeb5073a03f3 aeb5073a03f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/816cf950-752b-522f-ae4e-1cbd4410b0c5 1cbd4410b0c5]
|intertial reference frame, activate!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bf70e021-b6da-5256-a28a-7798551839bc 7798551839bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ddbc7f-0b31-5c57-a3aa-e2c498d26ea4 e2c498d26ea4]
|Just a little more to the right
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1d99310-1e14-5894-a86b-d1881996bdd3 d1881996bdd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5329910f-f3fd-5f61-adeb-ab971ef0b678 ab971ef0b678]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48c5f9bc-e97a-5ad9-b681-0425d9263968 0425d9263968]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3895953-5432-598d-883e-e94f09566205 e94f09566205]
|Press 'continue' to abort.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9dccb888-4611-53ba-9aa5-ed09f409784a ed09f409784a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/282c78e0-258c-5f93-b5ab-16a76c300029 16a76c300029]
|Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ccb372d-7812-50fc-9f79-63d72e69af75 63d72e69af75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de0ff396-35e1-50ff-8fdb-e2b6f4256650 e2b6f4256650]
|#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/479254e7-30b2-51aa-8746-04081e7edff1 04081e7edff1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eef69be-09c8-5fdd-9301-2445b7adb800 2445b7adb800]
|Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21cb553d-b646-56c2-9cd2-19629c27217f 19629c27217f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c4b89db6-fd25-50bb-bfc8-56d834294ad3 56d834294ad3]
|Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/213a245c-4b7d-50ed-99af-0f39ea66dd55 0f39ea66dd55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|I only wanted a cheeseburger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1022d81-9875-5af7-ae6b-3ee549c1469d 3ee549c1469d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06584e1a-5f47-5581-a465-443b5e53f4d8 443b5e53f4d8]
|Hope that wasn't a granny knot
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7e685270-f240-50cc-b415-5a002f2d1214 5a002f2d1214]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2a6c12a2-4de8-5370-aca9-a18b5ce7d17b a18b5ce7d17b]
|just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe42c25d-05de-5e9e-b292-ad9ca87b1287 ad9ca87b1287]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b67997fc-3c84-55d3-b5a2-1577012b76b6 1577012b76b6]
|in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/203cd11a-0644-5332-a221-6f8408c95802 6f8408c95802]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4240b365-c054-54f8-8d3f-0391cf5b0ed9 0391cf5b0ed9]
|THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/00d48bd3-420c-56d0-9202-4b02c0ad4977 4b02c0ad4977]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85065dc6-7524-5607-b41f-57498405462f 57498405462f]
|this is just a tribute #thed
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ab39f50-5dfc-577b-b33a-5772c998441a 5772c998441a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd4e34bc-8480-5fd8-bcac-ac5fc5941ecd ac5fc5941ecd]
|I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c84cc11a-aac8-53e1-a088-0cf71b91c5cc 0cf71b91c5cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f9795e40-0a23-5723-9f2c-66b1fd7a5682 66b1fd7a5682]
|It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d04ef4df-852b-5cbe-9c0b-163fc915cdf3 163fc915cdf3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b989837-2e79-56e8-9ee7-03fb6cbd1dd1 03fb6cbd1dd1]
|nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6de449b7-2f10-5341-a245-9cbdaf6bdcb0 9cbdaf6bdcb0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b901f1e3-7bd3-5f94-84da-aaf475e12180 aaf475e12180]
|FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7ee7eef8-06ce-5153-aa73-d2be4573014b d2be4573014b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7362a1de-c59c-5449-a764-d6b94a62a5b8 d6b94a62a5b8]
|If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a95d9d4d-9fd1-5a87-bf6f-bc27082eefbe bc27082eefbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/03aa8c06-319d-5670-ad5a-8804a3b3f9fb 8804a3b3f9fb]
|Visited mom today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/27c01eec-5e53-56f4-a824-cdd341b5a0a6 cdd341b5a0a6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/546a61af-6349-59aa-bdb0-6ff16bb4844c 6ff16bb4844c]
|My new neighbor seems a bit odd
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c2be816d-c9aa-5b0e-8001-f9a2966e4d11 f9a2966e4d11]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/22fb38f4-ff3d-5f8b-a147-f01c49075c6f f01c49075c6f]
|All flesh is grass
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4feaf40a-460f-570a-80ae-81ff939713e3 81ff939713e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3e29b36-d2f3-5db7-8d31-599952041c65 599952041c65]
|I hate waking up from a really good dream
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d30b2176-6fe2-5a13-b2fd-2d1fbacbde05 2d1fbacbde05]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/444d86e8-a0bf-525f-996c-4c0eda9b86e6 4c0eda9b86e6]
|#nomakeup #natural
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1318e1c-3637-58b0-9384-096c93a7ceb4 096c93a7ceb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25dbd5b7-4fa8-563d-8a12-25b75c37596e 25b75c37596e]
|Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab902440-8e17-5c7a-ba92-0181a314754b 0181a314754b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/23179a46-1f08-5275-aa03-85abfaba36b5 85abfaba36b5]
|introducing the yolo distribution
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9264bcc-6ed9-59c6-bbcd-799986018b75 799986018b75]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7762034f-a107-5fc2-b81c-ebc1e1b38dda ebc1e1b38dda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28211109-7af6-51c5-91df-d1fc8e46cff2 d1fc8e46cff2]
|Not a fruit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2606aa3-4315-57e5-9e65-fedbf5813914 fedbf5813914]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d88d868-e9a8-5917-a207-d83f29efba56 d83f29efba56]
|We fell upstairs and exploded.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1bb10660-fc40-5abe-9eee-b2218b82c705 b2218b82c705]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec768572-179b-57d0-9396-d686587daebc d686587daebc]
|we have the technology.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1addd45c-9ec1-5990-b94a-e16dc62fb59c e16dc62fb59c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3bc8e1b4-11f8-5792-88d1-3418334aa2fe 3418334aa2fe]
|Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6aab0932-84c9-5b85-bf1c-9e701fe691f2 9e701fe691f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c71aa511-c76c-5b32-a37b-a241a76fc906 a241a76fc906]
|AGHHHHH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/42524f5e-e98c-5bec-abb5-bc44a581d40b bc44a581d40b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/460d022a-35f4-5e6c-9a9e-f867c41e030f f867c41e030f]
|Deal with it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b88e2fcc-d59e-5c23-afaf-7f19336e8575 7f19336e8575]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cd632f4d-60f5-559f-afda-368097002fe8 368097002fe8]
|I think I can... I think I can
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9bb73125-8ce0-529d-a769-89e3362571e6 89e3362571e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7b2bde59-a437-56b6-8087-47eaad1b0b48 47eaad1b0b48]
|Do I look fat in this photo?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35a4c26d-50d5-5e44-b2c6-6d7f5fb1b268 6d7f5fb1b268]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1ddf1e6-b90e-5cc4-b4a7-b298cb8b58e0 b298cb8b58e0]
|I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ce2a0bd4-7af4-50bd-a00f-0afe6f1b3e44 0afe6f1b3e44]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59d9811a-c839-57ec-800f-1ee44ab3e6c1 1ee44ab3e6c1]
|he is so cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/293851ac-1320-5d1d-a7b6-1ec72635fa1e 1ec72635fa1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288c8d51-20db-5347-88af-51c994821764 51c994821764]
|oh, is that godot? Finally...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2f6d1705-8b95-51b2-8969-f9bb5a008d23 f9bb5a008d23]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe4f745-185d-567a-91c0-1d8a0d2e6317 1d8a0d2e6317]
|Any hatchlings in here?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/82abe9f3-b2f3-5ae7-b297-3cd1206eea06 3cd1206eea06]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1a3465ca-53e3-53dd-84d5-21f6e8ab05f4 21f6e8ab05f4]
|Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8c35c65-3ef7-5ce2-9d5f-db824e3627ce db824e3627ce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d727f04-71ca-5843-8a69-6c2a6cf8da8b 6c2a6cf8da8b]
|This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb26fd96-f198-5e2c-9b83-50b40006bf23 50b40006bf23]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b81ab1b2-2dbc-56b0-be46-414e08d9d272 414e08d9d272]
|MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3383b7eb-d6f8-5518-9c81-fe57f0bfa6a3 fe57f0bfa6a3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91db9f59-970e-5d49-a791-f29ea09524a4 f29ea09524a4]
|unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be1b1614-725b-5207-a8fc-bde4bc629526 bde4bc629526]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6ddbc7f-0b31-5c57-a3aa-e2c498d26ea4 e2c498d26ea4]
|I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ca82d7c-de45-5384-ba73-d7eed857d1e6 d7eed857d1e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/43511388-d9ad-5efe-b951-63cd4ccedc6f 63cd4ccedc6f]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/66fd1b44-c2c9-57bf-b71e-d53600800636 d53600800636]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17546f8e-a701-528e-a140-2a328c6a26db 2a328c6a26db]
|This is still what I had for breakfast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9022058-9f7c-5286-b46e-3b9af3fbaf21 3b9af3fbaf21]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09e5489a-c73c-5f03-b7af-4c1e4963d78b 4c1e4963d78b]
|I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e43eeadc-57df-5ce5-9e16-9c82ba64417f 9c82ba64417f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28005c88-821f-5d00-8065-3303a3961e6c 3303a3961e6c]
|WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/683c277b-57c3-56d3-9ded-23f3e34255a8 23f3e34255a8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e827ffe-3158-5e58-b415-2e7204533474 2e7204533474]
|this was in the bible
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5745b676-9cd7-50a6-b3d8-753682789505 753682789505]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/609ce7b6-e17e-5091-847f-481be3c7a79c 481be3c7a79c]
|uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc839db2-e61c-59b1-a2b1-39a26b11cc39 39a26b11cc39]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5f3c0474-439a-5468-ba08-6bbb1f693d32 6bbb1f693d32]
|100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a5f1c4e-2fbe-589c-9348-dbf4dbfa85ee dbf4dbfa85ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/94429ffb-f08b-58bc-a5d8-220478099c86 220478099c86]
|A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a207d1f3-40a9-5fea-92bc-9fcb99db0c99 9fcb99db0c99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6571485-d500-55fe-8f13-ec801ea1b655 ec801ea1b655]
|Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1e8c6fa8-e662-549f-bdab-2e8566285925 2e8566285925]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c5b670f6-b597-5b51-857c-fb39de274310 fb39de274310]
|This is twitter, right? #confused
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4cfd14a6-d61a-5b9f-aac0-20da5f58a803 20da5f58a803]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/891ecc70-0793-5180-9963-467ca5564cf4 467ca5564cf4]
|i've never felt so alone.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24ce9785-ae28-528e-9c75-fb6ed5078340 fb6ed5078340]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c9c5f45e-ba64-5fad-9957-38ab1a499941 38ab1a499941]
|To infinity and Birdyond!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b639ed0-76aa-57e1-ab52-f845c916985d f845c916985d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfc1a160-8a0e-5f46-933e-f8e98228a24a f8e98228a24a]
|duckface is the new radians
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0ed5df1b-fd85-50bf-b42b-584812aaf267 584812aaf267]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fbf8015f-732b-533a-994d-a4ba7445c1dd a4ba7445c1dd]
|filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c20d0549-9191-539b-a7de-4983e520265f 4983e520265f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6eb9503e-d20d-59c2-9d0b-e94966edd2e3 e94966edd2e3]
|I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e04e36f7-6ef3-5754-a2c6-e9f751b1fbf0 e9f751b1fbf0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e34cfbf-6e71-529b-9c4e-9fc6d190dd43 9fc6d190dd43]
|is this illegal?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/031fb039-4c0f-572d-8f14-6700db7575ca 6700db7575ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/327768af-7269-57fa-841a-9f252e164423 9f252e164423]
|crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e048498-bf13-5198-8738-d3236314cebd d3236314cebd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76316d40-8146-50ae-8e5b-ae253ed38786 ae253ed38786]
|[user was banned for this text]
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ae42aeab-c418-56fb-83e8-d4600ecf7b55 d4600ecf7b55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ebcabf7c-60dc-5f08-8c9b-b467c4b866c7 b467c4b866c7]
|What a beautiful time to be alive!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5228e3ba-e2ba-5713-9885-bc219f59e80c bc219f59e80c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f00fea2d-c090-54b6-945d-9edb74dc8efa 9edb74dc8efa]
|Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71e67281-81db-5694-95fe-95b698c4216b 95b698c4216b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7306c517-65fc-54ca-abb9-cf7533204718 cf7533204718]
|It's the little things
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0f700e12-9e35-53e7-9c83-bd6ca65290ae bd6ca65290ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8646ce4-9694-51dd-8e74-81ac0853fd88 81ac0853fd88]
|Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6a5a5835-1b15-57c7-b1d9-4f99aadb238e 4f99aadb238e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/50944e21-cb4c-5d51-a249-43e4d1af3468 43e4d1af3468]
|#lolcats
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b84e2ad2-254e-55fd-af20-9b13718ca97b 9b13718ca97b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/647f7393-fc64-5e7b-9ef4-67d5ca01f1e9 67d5ca01f1e9]
|senpai noticed me! ^_^
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe4d2768-8df9-58e9-b1bb-689625e42ef9 689625e42ef9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6081681a-5b81-5ebf-b0ae-1038d42a73ce 1038d42a73ce]
|London
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b93e1447-bc6e-51f7-b828-faece122be95 faece122be95]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ad9cfb61-7cf8-513e-9acd-02b28c8a401d 02b28c8a401d]
|Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6a7b993e-f5af-5668-ac11-151eb2af1e96 151eb2af1e96]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/29edc3da-47cb-5842-aa76-01052a7eb9c3 01052a7eb9c3]
|Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/46147e29-4904-54a8-8f1e-f44c5c8f2aa8 f44c5c8f2aa8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e7eb969f-14ae-5ab8-9068-d181f9fca6ba d181f9fca6ba]
|The time has come.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/233fa039-9ea2-5688-a38c-4832b70f468f 4832b70f468f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6977e912-74ba-5749-a99c-cbbcd54bc5f6 cbbcd54bc5f6]
|Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fffe97ea-6fe0-5aed-868b-020ec5ac7a52 020ec5ac7a52]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/151f8fb3-94d6-594c-9dc0-8638e3732645 8638e3732645]
|Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48def00c-3f26-54c8-8919-90d15aac38e3 90d15aac38e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b23bf21-e92e-552f-88b0-fb6bf8ad066f fb6bf8ad066f]
|I'd call this experiment a success.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/da9c280f-d8e0-557b-a228-6386a060f956 6386a060f956]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/144ebf44-9cfd-5a26-b2fe-37d3a3a22fdb 37d3a3a22fdb]
|"The colour out of space" and black.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/344c45d2-151f-5903-a03a-ed1903a72572 ed1903a72572]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|Uglier than modern art
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8d3e7a55-957f-5156-aa62-474a42ed784a 474a42ed784a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0a6c2de1-342f-5859-b310-90f117ad64c6 90f117ad64c6]
|Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/986eda82-2fd0-5075-aa9c-139e0d374d8f 139e0d374d8f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/88d0b155-8f46-520d-b6b2-eaad499163e0 eaad499163e0]
|Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f75a802f-a2c9-5690-8729-6adc44ec9fa1 6adc44ec9fa1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/222cdc40-63bc-5a9a-a5b6-47464bb5e852 47464bb5e852]
|The prophecy was true!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/91bccede-aa0f-5638-a899-68d572a68c12 68d572a68c12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d15cecb-9ad0-5710-960a-676c098de756 676c098de756]
|Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/965ddcb0-2178-53d9-b299-dfb1b2054752 dfb1b2054752]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/25268166-8ba9-5488-bed6-eaf3944550ac eaf3944550ac]
|look what the doctors found in me!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/24254ecd-87c7-530b-a72f-794a06e4f7f8 794a06e4f7f8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6824233e-25b2-54c7-bc61-f4542bb078a9 f4542bb078a9]
|I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e59a7e7-d642-5771-ae39-88a88e88bc68 88a88e88bc68]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c500855-1cf3-5964-9014-47e972de2a8e 47e972de2a8e]
|What's this thing here in the bathroom?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/efcf37fa-6715-57ca-86bb-d23f7cccadbe d23f7cccadbe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f08bf94-af79-5928-8513-ca8c92a2fc20 ca8c92a2fc20]
|at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d01b897c-b807-5c4d-a3f6-8703b7a153ed 8703b7a153ed]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/290274c7-148c-5303-a8d4-d6d4d7f52f8e d6d4d7f52f8e]
|#blessed
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f003297-f2cc-5b8b-a187-fb7d7e4ead92 fb7d7e4ead92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c8525ec-2375-53cc-851b-ce1e45cdde52 ce1e45cdde52]
|I blame lack of regulation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4bc80b5-51ce-56ae-8f57-67bae79bbc89 67bae79bbc89]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a3af7cb4-5b87-5bf3-9c36-c3d55f5ed151 c3d55f5ed151]
|Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/effa4c0a-a929-5a60-b645-42dd7d07b7a1 42dd7d07b7a1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9ecd3c3c-54aa-544c-821d-e3038a3df791 e3038a3df791]
|#toothproblems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4e3e0be9-fdda-50d8-b1d0-97c4310dbb98 97c4310dbb98]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a5a97a94-03c0-5745-abad-8a8b6ac32a65 8a8b6ac32a65]
|PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/197b37c1-678d-51da-9c63-b82046b12844 b82046b12844]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b897393b-9327-5511-b5c7-437427d855ec 437427d855ec]
|the game begins...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4dde48bc-0a92-5d23-b375-193a61207878 193a61207878]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ede6c608-685e-587f-9820-d5814b78c6b9 d5814b78c6b9]
|Works fine with a custom linux kernel
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/86ad8563-4d01-5de4-8928-64b8125c90ab 64b8125c90ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39415b54-bc66-5f49-bb0b-7504f42b612e 7504f42b612e]
|where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3061561-510d-580a-b6b2-e1adc080f18f e1adc080f18f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/efef4240-16b2-5790-b5c6-6f96b0ed1532 6f96b0ed1532]
|I think this is the wrong python script
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6a79fb1c-35fe-5c9a-8cf1-9c6203508306 9c6203508306]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/64fc2160-d88c-5361-8377-f18fe4a59c24 f18fe4a59c24]
|I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95d4b730-093f-543a-9d2c-7a0e104c2182 7a0e104c2182]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26a7edcb-e7fb-5873-b22d-f8dbccef9e21 f8dbccef9e21]
|Oh shit, not again.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d69ba9c6-ef9e-5e04-a37a-fe70583d248d fe70583d248d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17cf6639-f437-5b45-b6d2-c1e190686d51 c1e190686d51]
|Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f636de3-2735-5def-bb1b-13a0df60a1c8 13a0df60a1c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bab94a28-eb25-5777-b81b-20d163d05085 20d163d05085]
|Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e09f1239-7177-5c80-9837-6406d770c753 6406d770c753]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc5b0fc0-da18-504c-ac8d-70cf8805e7cb 70cf8805e7cb]
|My 7 picture is upside down
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3a0ce3b5-6412-5dff-97ea-0c5effd10c8b 0c5effd10c8b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0bfc82bf-b374-5852-aceb-72b80e3e6f80 72b80e3e6f80]
|My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7363eca3-202f-54ae-a945-91c35ca126b7 91c35ca126b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c61aa0a8-83f1-5c1d-b7eb-901ddbb780e1 901ddbb780e1]
|at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3908c08e-d5a0-5bc8-9d53-ea6a796d8f4f ea6a796d8f4f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b67608ea-6d88-50ce-ba45-1285f35a75cc 1285f35a75cc]
|My boyfriend finally proposed!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a2587bc9-1001-54c3-9415-18eec5cf8645 18eec5cf8645]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6d2742ab-dc88-5030-9ffe-28caeae898db 28caeae898db]
|My new neighbor seems a bit odd
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12a39241-edcc-576f-b74d-9085ba6695cf 9085ba6695cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9340c59-b2ca-5239-8c0c-99e1d025d47e 99e1d025d47e]
|One of the less popular Transformers.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5dff1cba-f1b8-50aa-a07f-bb47f0945227 bb47f0945227]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8dfceb4f-9abc-56ab-a035-ace0cbd802a6 ace0cbd802a6]
|You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/72da300c-c7f0-5b23-8210-39025228e517 39025228e517]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2feca3ff-c5ec-5856-b721-4998d305f6cb 4998d305f6cb]
|So long and thanks for all the fish!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/156cca77-a473-5c16-be8f-eab677ecce8e eab677ecce8e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc4b3c41-a844-562a-903e-c256df0b0fa7 c256df0b0fa7]
|In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/db7466d0-917e-5951-9d7e-42675e24bf71 42675e24bf71]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/23f7696f-bc53-5e5a-b34f-c8c7a8a420a6 c8c7a8a420a6]
|i'm now 75% more efficient
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb3557b6-61d7-5c28-8537-a2d6e37c8301 a2d6e37c8301]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b788ef37-c45d-58de-a78d-df513ad1f2f0 df513ad1f2f0]
|Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49fd54ba-b06e-55aa-937b-ae9f5d5d49b3 ae9f5d5d49b3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5cc35af3-becc-56d5-b53d-320ba8d3ff00 320ba8d3ff00]
|Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3768156b-f82b-5964-9fc7-35a9424cd39c 35a9424cd39c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dc61826c-a31a-5408-9941-6d4374896e8a 6d4374896e8a]
|Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/01f89984-a629-59dc-a373-240ed6ac102d 240ed6ac102d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/96e5b3a9-3f8a-5201-bb34-ce7b089ed726 ce7b089ed726]
|Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f27064ed-5f3e-50a2-b0f0-666be2a79991 666be2a79991]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3fc887a2-937a-5d18-b894-98d09dd1d39b 98d09dd1d39b]
|This elevator has no 'down'!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fe540ae9-f5e1-5c92-a43b-9218ee32c230 9218ee32c230]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/be3fdbaf-3607-5f7a-b644-87355b37d71c 87355b37d71c]
|Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/676ad3c3-b850-5b57-96e3-d97174e409f4 d97174e409f4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cba25de9-328c-5bd5-bd9d-dc0c51ea603c dc0c51ea603c]
|The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ea7b6821-9955-59db-9d2b-dec872645fd8 dec872645fd8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91135a7c-54fe-5e73-8318-da8864ab5c37 da8864ab5c37]
|you know, for kids
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80662892-3d59-535c-a1dd-f0ff348a6106 f0ff348a6106]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/010f5ec0-f37c-5071-9777-cf668a11b9f0 cf668a11b9f0]
|play it cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88e0dcb4-c73c-5c78-8d4e-950bf4e53bf8 950bf4e53bf8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec250261-fe4d-553d-80f4-c518ce489c3b c518ce489c3b]
|anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/150d8d8b-8ad9-55a3-90ce-f34d2b3cb19b f34d2b3cb19b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cf0311ee-96e9-5cd4-9186-67c94609e101 67c94609e101]
|Don't have a cow, man
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e3fd2191-4501-51aa-95d5-560357558cb6 560357558cb6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ab90cdd6-b2ff-5e8c-b398-402d0d2349b5 402d0d2349b5]
|I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b51085b5-636c-5954-ac29-7e9349b66340 7e9349b66340]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a68b617-de49-5902-aeaa-7ec059164946 7ec059164946]
|The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73ef7a87-5fc8-5dee-8ac1-05e021410cb6 05e021410cb6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|it's not what you think
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8fe4fe2-e591-578b-8a7d-7ecd2c77e051 7ecd2c77e051]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cac9dd9-c4a0-5cbe-8f4e-72ee83d6ec04 72ee83d6ec04]
|go home elephant you are drunk
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/64a5034e-78b2-5c96-8bfa-ae4611769175 ae4611769175]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7e0ed4f4-34da-57e5-a570-75d8a0d7f8c9 75d8a0d7f8c9]
|Woops, miscounted. sorry.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/77af92f4-dd38-5adf-b6b7-de1769081357 de1769081357]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/568adee3-a8de-5104-bbc0-17fdb7a041f3 17fdb7a041f3]
|monkey movember
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9c0fffd6-1485-573a-a4b0-19db91a3094b 19db91a3094b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e8859f8f-3ad1-5283-bc1b-a5dac3645d9c a5dac3645d9c]
|#justnasathings
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9724be50-6fae-5793-a548-025205bee47b 025205bee47b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/92801925-3a3b-5100-8c0d-7d297b432461 7d297b432461]
|SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a770b6e-57a5-5cd4-b223-5c949cd111dd 5c949cd111dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/444d1059-944b-5d2c-9cbc-43dcc12d2e75 43dcc12d2e75]
|The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4cf6aa70-6d35-547d-9253-b71bcbed9920 b71bcbed9920]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b6edbb5c-de44-530c-9d45-6e1c3f061803 6e1c3f061803]
|Nice leg.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3ec41c7b-a800-513b-8734-28a3aaceacde 28a3aaceacde]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3004fc6a-c1f1-566e-afd1-ac998b22b4d4 ac998b22b4d4]
|BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c5206af9-dcde-5096-a452-2e44630aa354 2e44630aa354]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39415b54-bc66-5f49-bb0b-7504f42b612e 7504f42b612e]
|Before his untimely death.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e5233b3d-8b58-5d04-8968-e2826dfca287 e2826dfca287]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec19ba9c-824b-5aef-819b-d9860caad885 d9860caad885]
|that's me!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb4118f8-f592-55e7-a8a0-34121c40b3b9 34121c40b3b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b8290519-2254-54b5-bdd2-df3b4e231a6a df3b4e231a6a]
|Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54118660-0f2e-5bd5-bb41-37f95c4d12af 37f95c4d12af]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d15cecb-9ad0-5710-960a-676c098de756 676c098de756]
|Nutritionists hate this simple trick
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a0500f1-3890-5fbf-9838-93347d8610d3 93347d8610d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fc32e826-c8c1-5a1c-8b16-697d23440cbb 697d23440cbb]
|a/s/l?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/863f98d4-1154-55d9-9066-b11ef5fbaa1d b11ef5fbaa1d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3b3a754-99dd-5b7b-9f6f-2d1e99287751 2d1e99287751]
|If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8defd64f-a8cc-5f05-8677-ec104b32e672 ec104b32e672]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b77720c-587e-5725-bc2a-5f814d6725df 5f814d6725df]
|No wants to hear me talk about my cat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71d931de-6e98-5b70-9585-ce07fadd1c0f ce07fadd1c0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6083bd4-1196-5f8a-a059-7c29fe125de7 7c29fe125de7]
|I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c624c9a7-bfa3-57fa-b64b-17b62054f96e 17b62054f96e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ffbc1354-8f40-5a89-ae12-7b8dd1fa9b09 7b8dd1fa9b09]
|Starbucks <3 <3 <3
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f89f0a37-ec30-5cc3-b124-1c7b623f548a 1c7b623f548a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/959bd652-d65c-564b-9d64-12594190a75a 12594190a75a]
|Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/adba1744-9d79-5fdb-8598-a9bb7bbe4976 a9bb7bbe4976]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2ceed08-f18a-56c9-bc09-fe4cc0126964 fe4cc0126964]
|Anyone craving some soup right about now?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c4617fd-35e9-5756-b184-895b89037975 895b89037975]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff404a37-d3b6-5ebd-959a-c2e86ecf6d30 c2e86ecf6d30]
|I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cbf8f79a-8fdd-5725-8878-60b615dedb44 60b615dedb44]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b08fdad-862b-51b7-b86b-b383658ed774 b383658ed774]
|The next generation of crypto currencies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/20792433-3d18-5aab-ba99-27f4afc16d12 27f4afc16d12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf6bac02-db6f-5c09-b4d8-c7a09429221a c7a09429221a]
|Proof: loch ness monster.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6734eb82-e2e3-57cf-a335-89caf901abf3 89caf901abf3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|I lost my wrist
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/815550d1-aad3-5299-b9ab-add01bd98412 add01bd98412]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/88e67bb3-ae40-5de8-81f9-63d078055aa9 63d078055aa9]
|only 90s kids will get this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5f41e21-c0de-5201-9ce2-ad019d0c489e ad019d0c489e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/875e068d-896a-5fd2-aa71-0b0f3ef41135 0b0f3ef41135]
|The unforgiving war on health
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7a898aa-4512-5668-8e03-dad74a99ed61 dad74a99ed61]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/188862ea-289c-5a46-9917-9dc300ca8fbd 9dc300ca8fbd]
|My new haircut!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07d62ccb-07b6-5f66-aa45-c03bd0ed6e74 c03bd0ed6e74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4e191e92-72f8-5886-8b30-db5b4b63fb69 db5b4b63fb69]
|Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36e828a9-1e1e-5688-9bb2-fa021cbb820a fa021cbb820a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/49ed8014-4b91-5d83-95c8-5c513f7c5614 5c513f7c5614]
|Wait for it...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dfd568fc-151e-5d74-aa32-2742bb62d1f9 2742bb62d1f9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2a7db24d-07f3-5830-a21f-60d00f030c10 60d00f030c10]
|Robert'); Drop Table students;--
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f80098f6-78a2-5a1f-bc19-69bf8b137bf9 69bf8b137bf9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7c6943a-4abb-5b93-af5b-6344916912e9 6344916912e9]
|True Self-Control
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67cfb5af-f71b-51a3-b93e-97249dabb946 97249dabb946]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06903dcf-a1b2-5741-bbe1-c51ffc122220 c51ffc122220]
|still, i think it was a good idea
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48d5c9e6-613d-5353-af03-25a0bf4586bb 25a0bf4586bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|Weather's Crazy today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ea316e7-1187-52d1-b5f3-bf2055e393cf bf2055e393cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6c633d7-1ec3-5b70-b1d2-f6741dcbf181 f6741dcbf181]
|Do you feline lucky, punk?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/94798765-16b8-5d82-8f96-4495ce8878d9 4495ce8878d9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/860128de-744a-51b6-a93e-3d712031f728 3d712031f728]
|wake up sheeple!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/85a929a7-896f-579e-9a50-07607be1f87a 07607be1f87a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d858a2dc-e0cc-5eb6-8008-95ccd6364248 95ccd6364248]
|did this exist as a microwave?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/890e791b-ff68-5285-8c90-bdde07d20438 bdde07d20438]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/057b514d-e84e-5666-8f5d-33ace19cf756 33ace19cf756]
|I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bd463d3d-1e05-5917-add1-67573b771b2c 67573b771b2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06584e1a-5f47-5581-a465-443b5e53f4d8 443b5e53f4d8]
|Stalemate
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/59a9f9c2-96da-5577-a23e-76328339885c 76328339885c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cfe26f03-37df-5415-bf21-ff1dbf4d409c ff1dbf4d409c]
|Foiled again by the bell curve
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b472f6d-83fc-54ae-898b-7fac183b1174 7fac183b1174]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6bebc616-857f-5894-b46e-a55e3a5ba411 a55e3a5ba411]
|Look at my new blue dress!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c925c0d3-0ba7-5665-99cc-42c8568b8cd3 42c8568b8cd3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f6cc110-fc80-565a-a06d-6d3fc3b01eff 6d3fc3b01eff]
|As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/62557bcf-6369-59e4-83c4-20254f85b925 20254f85b925]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de7b205e-1f03-5b55-a8ca-2973df263d5c 2973df263d5c]
|My hero
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2eae2a2c-542b-5942-8194-7a601afd6a47 7a601afd6a47]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09f9fa3c-9733-5972-97d3-6a37be6c9cb6 6a37be6c9cb6]
|you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19e567fc-1e14-5bd8-b008-eb91030f14c8 eb91030f14c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3f8cafdb-8bdd-5932-860b-441935095878 441935095878]
|omg too much chiplote
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d004313d-f6b9-5164-9d55-dc0242411af1 dc0242411af1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/157bbc1b-960a-5cda-91a3-95d29f7b4472 95d29f7b4472]
|better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/52baf8f1-1f2d-5dd8-9c0f-ee3cecaf4ede ee3cecaf4ede]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/af9096d5-9775-56c8-a9e6-79fb21e7439a 79fb21e7439a]
|Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e4dd9dd-e729-5c32-ac3b-381cd982f2da 381cd982f2da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c7c18df-e46e-50b0-ae28-5e2639203cfe 5e2639203cfe]
|That's not a nut!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e054990a-909f-56dd-b9d1-55ba95d80f4e 55ba95d80f4e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bfd42918-3380-551b-9bac-e40a28920780 e40a28920780]
|Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a7c0a69-5487-57a7-aa3e-b4553e1f3d9c b4553e1f3d9c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e986e77-bdbe-5648-aba4-f14238b56ddc f14238b56ddc]
|how do you get the screensaver off?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd9893b7-ba41-586a-9df6-217a9ca475e2 217a9ca475e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83a26d74-0aa5-5133-8a9d-f1c486c6819b f1c486c6819b]
|BDSM bringing another relationship together
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3f1af573-cfc5-5a0d-a9c1-b0b9485c182e b0b9485c182e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7114e027-f170-5bf8-8b24-12b5d78f7ccc 12b5d78f7ccc]
|crenellate good times, c'Mon!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/221bd5fc-937e-578e-82ea-afea4330f28f afea4330f28f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/819ed227-9f53-58ab-87e9-f9df282b1974 f9df282b1974]
|I am the creator.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7021ea8e-809f-53e1-8cee-6a8e3dbbddc2 6a8e3dbbddc2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/52070dec-11bf-5008-850c-925d908fb0ab 925d908fb0ab]
|Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/706c2762-8a8f-54cf-b8fb-b2662a5c8ccc b2662a5c8ccc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/76ae44c7-d51b-5bf7-b023-d964d2771327 d964d2771327]
|Time to reap the whirlwind!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/125f330a-e5c3-52f6-aaa7-d2fd24a72f3c d2fd24a72f3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dab61817-c505-5f30-8a83-bfbd316a9bfb bfbd316a9bfb]
|Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4012baa7-5830-5a18-9e77-9af8f6b969cc 9af8f6b969cc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a01a439-778e-584b-ba91-8c37b8a0b945 8c37b8a0b945]
|Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cf801fa0-8d4b-5a8a-a3ad-b9da4acaf465 b9da4acaf465]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0097d314-9edc-5a2b-9b1a-f6b5b94d2220 f6b5b94d2220]
|hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2a868fa-d5fa-531d-9833-d8a32ba398d7 d8a32ba398d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f27c6f3f-a6fa-5660-b11e-a7e15e99cca4 a7e15e99cca4]
|actually, around here we itemize our taxes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/02a76d94-1205-507f-b620-45621ff45639 45621ff45639]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/819ed227-9f53-58ab-87e9-f9df282b1974 f9df282b1974]
|I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/816f67ed-d44a-5b2a-8a6c-6ab3bb41fa85 6ab3bb41fa85]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b08fdad-862b-51b7-b86b-b383658ed774 b383658ed774]
|Pintsize what are you doing?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ecafa624-01e3-5577-acbc-54fc1fcc85bf 54fc1fcc85bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4cde4b9b-0648-569c-a5fb-ea4486a97929 ea4486a97929]
|and suddenly, popcorn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/952dc664-3076-5197-9889-965e9549b48b 965e9549b48b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/449e2210-62d9-5a2e-9852-bf1fbb69a889 bf1fbb69a889]
|Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ec119a58-8582-5206-ac4e-976a1fea8ec2 976a1fea8ec2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/549b3ecb-d815-5cb6-9cbf-f7f24c8c7689 f7f24c8c7689]
|Is this room 101?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/286c1f43-4ee4-5f42-9714-611059687a55 611059687a55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a2b2f077-a40c-590b-a29b-35eec92ffaec 35eec92ffaec]
|You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30d37869-d55b-5722-8486-d03fdb6d6b47 d03fdb6d6b47]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c24f72d4-f844-55ad-b8f0-315f6e4c8a84 315f6e4c8a84]
|My house is my castle
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45b9f026-a817-5a05-b580-0b6d2a322d9f 0b6d2a322d9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a38e4d7c-d495-5402-bdd1-a08adb381cb1 a08adb381cb1]
|Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36b3a2d4-9ccc-5b53-ba4c-9df3bff13b08 9df3bff13b08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b498ba5-8419-5359-b681-1c2de777664d 1c2de777664d]
|Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3a7c4917-0f86-5d13-9655-d751d771daa1 d751d771daa1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4caed2fd-3d86-5c7e-8ea2-2672771ef4b3 2672771ef4b3]
|Nothing new under the sun
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b81d9583-3783-5790-a841-bf58f9746034 bf58f9746034]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12b30318-e2d3-57b8-8e3a-e9ba3f8476e1 e9ba3f8476e1]
|LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31f62cde-d3fc-5450-9125-fc06b9af238c fc06b9af238c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e09157b8-4864-520f-a732-05ffab0dbbae 05ffab0dbbae]
|The secret to infinite storage space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19b7be5e-f5b7-5da0-9456-2e7dbc732540 2e7dbc732540]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3f0b62d-3b85-57c7-885f-32f92e302f64 32f92e302f64]
|I wish they'd standardize the charger
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/adf3fcfd-10c5-5b66-8518-b433de7826b9 b433de7826b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e35365e4-31f2-5056-be88-42875287a95b 42875287a95b]
|I should really separate those
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84520801-9120-5142-989b-f69d60ca64aa f69d60ca64aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3cdefe03-b10c-53b0-9299-034c85450c85 034c85450c85]
|my flatmate told me he would cook diner.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/88ed4b5e-0cda-5f12-8007-fb608229fe94 fb608229fe94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e838351-30ea-55fe-b03d-18809a86cc15 18809a86cc15]
|Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f9ee27dc-3004-5ce9-af1a-0dc77d9cac54 0dc77d9cac54]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68963fce-a1c1-51fe-92af-da6fb833bded da6fb833bded]
|"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a7ec792a-6d83-581b-9332-fd266b4cda12 fd266b4cda12]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6d7e097-cb81-5aa3-880b-5dc49eee64b4 5dc49eee64b4]
|And the least of the five evils is....
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b8082bba-8a26-5c92-a7e0-095c015a2741 095c015a2741]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/909207b5-7524-5a20-b872-b2f6ac624a6b b2f6ac624a6b]
|Click "Like" when you see it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54a28f5f-ede8-523a-b4db-43638fd4c206 43638fd4c206]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de7b205e-1f03-5b55-a8ca-2973df263d5c 2973df263d5c]
|This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/833f1f10-22b0-59f3-bf9a-7ce43a95b8e2 7ce43a95b8e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e409a046-b735-58a4-ae45-f158bb5945ee f158bb5945ee]
|I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b98dea1b-7604-546d-8b2f-bf0d973f712d bf0d973f712d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/556d0f42-6c25-58fb-8f9a-f8d4b6f780af f8d4b6f780af]
|I'd call this experiment a success.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be867ae2-41c3-55b1-993b-33ad2f12d9fe 33ad2f12d9fe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1018dd00-52ad-5535-a309-5457c8ff8d78 5457c8ff8d78]
|Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8983d33-6037-5c02-884a-5633612db034 5633612db034]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1c92749c-0fca-5e46-85ab-d4358924c89b d4358924c89b]
|This is the year of linux
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/170c9d08-edb0-5c15-ab1c-8ac50d80e65b 8ac50d80e65b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/77fb2345-983f-5b1e-bff4-ec6a0aea1edb ec6a0aea1edb]
|The unforgiving war on health
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/72a07bf4-8010-598f-a47a-692b55bfef39 692b55bfef39]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b0cab88a-af12-51e0-a7b2-b4855a68d9cd b4855a68d9cd]
|I CHOOSE YOU!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6425c80d-e36b-545a-929b-6e8667e284bf 6e8667e284bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b5f630cd-ecf6-5aff-8114-141cb16a24f1 141cb16a24f1]
|stay out of my house, santa
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/12f3a201-392e-5961-874c-07b7646a2843 07b7646a2843]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1e20bcb-90ad-5680-8a98-ca2a6c7e9f86 ca2a6c7e9f86]
|it's a faaaaake!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bb284a3a-91d7-5475-8208-02ff6195859a 02ff6195859a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d87d08db-6e04-53c9-9b8d-44efdef031c9 44efdef031c9]
|I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1ac4753c-e913-5721-a33a-31cca41e3b40 31cca41e3b40]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4bb4aab5-23c4-5c97-b78e-8a1f7c02c035 8a1f7c02c035]
|Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d5580680-8834-5952-b78d-48a8fb079584 48a8fb079584]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/47d8378e-f332-53b5-a6aa-3769f53f2dcc 3769f53f2dcc]
|This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f644ac39-9cbd-59ef-8ff6-9b5f2116a891 9b5f2116a891]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6b986db2-cc13-5048-b864-22299aeb94dd 22299aeb94dd]
|We are not men. we are devo.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/864d4b44-ec39-5b1b-accd-4c98e52cfbdc 4c98e52cfbdc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b5c06f2-5847-522f-82c9-8667115f2e3a 8667115f2e3a]
|PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8af279b2-bfc7-544a-bd23-082f1d621b63 082f1d621b63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/581d31f8-b1a3-5bc4-9472-4a19ad9fa9dc 4a19ad9fa9dc]
|ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53e40752-424e-55be-99a8-edb594fb8c18 edb594fb8c18]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67d55b8b-c477-57b3-8a1e-e715dc9ea337 e715dc9ea337]
|This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3a6444a-2cb1-5481-9f4b-8736f7970814 8736f7970814]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2f01b821-0c1a-5ec9-b45e-931fbf1515d4 931fbf1515d4]
|such lambda
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/83f7994b-4b7d-5f3a-bbae-9f973be90319 9f973be90319]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c50ab30-0867-54d0-b8a8-e6966f356be2 e6966f356be2]
|Found this mushroom, thought of you
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/704a324b-286e-541e-adbb-727e34086593 727e34086593]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f9bf2d6-4407-51be-97c3-459891d99059 459891d99059]
|DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/21a7ffa0-3377-5298-a7e7-8d18bb909a78 8d18bb909a78]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f4697681-f6a1-5786-a406-45932b26f5b4 45932b26f5b4]
|daylight savings time always throws me off
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8b51d1f-20ab-50ef-87dc-2ed71384dd25 2ed71384dd25]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cac373bf-5331-50e5-bf1b-0c82274784ef 0c82274784ef]
|waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/333eff2e-d3f5-5ee5-b954-fd24e9f7ac04 fd24e9f7ac04]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d78dbf22-53c4-560a-ae3c-c142bf4c510d c142bf4c510d]
|who sent me a bobcat?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5903f39-3cba-55a2-b076-c853fb1cb50f c853fb1cb50f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2bfb2407-4d17-55a6-a61a-13553af327d7 13553af327d7]
|Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fd5fc61-17db-59dd-9c68-8e3b1d3ecbd0 8e3b1d3ecbd0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d57dcc36-7c60-5ce0-9107-97c1e78b7180 97c1e78b7180]
|Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1db445b9-5851-5a01-8504-66ef89ebc183 66ef89ebc183]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8e43237d-7d72-5260-8556-70f53e83e86d 70f53e83e86d]
|HELP I'M just a pheasant
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5865c9f4-a1a3-53e4-ae6e-701952efa18d 701952efa18d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/236f8d64-9f10-5692-8b50-ab23e1e3950b ab23e1e3950b]
|Love is creepy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b8cec70-3162-5c23-8199-caf74a795331 caf74a795331]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21fc1a88-5fed-533a-953d-6c80f4ee30a2 6c80f4ee30a2]
|that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e7b3a02d-4a93-563a-88d1-195a77e9d372 195a77e9d372]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26719430-4b7b-5612-a014-7b6aa2e8b09b 7b6aa2e8b09b]
|He's been there for three days
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5d9568bf-3069-593b-9b82-d461e5b5ed1c d461e5b5ed1c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/12e8d98b-b1a0-5687-95f0-8fdafa840de8 8fdafa840de8]
|Otters. They are the craziest.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1485d21-8918-5617-9b36-8138d15c2837 8138d15c2837]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c0b5d3d3-b589-5270-a98c-48fc16466e15 48fc16466e15]
|you're not as good at this as you think you are.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebefcc8a-f28c-5bc3-bdb5-51a25b9d65b8 51a25b9d65b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/290274c7-148c-5303-a8d4-d6d4d7f52f8e d6d4d7f52f8e]
|You are not a good person
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7527250-c941-5692-905a-8d086071511e 8d086071511e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4b47e05c-5685-5a67-b679-a4ea4c1a25c3 a4ea4c1a25c3]
|turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6866de7-1f66-51cf-918f-be2d61a7ef93 be2d61a7ef93]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26320cc7-1176-5670-8f26-13448937a651 13448937a651]
|cthulu caught me slipping
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc35198c-c851-5402-bb60-58814551c99a 58814551c99a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ebcabf7c-60dc-5f08-8c9b-b467c4b866c7 b467c4b866c7]
|Do my feet smell?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c0f019c-2e95-5308-9fad-dabe9c79421e dabe9c79421e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c3cb7eda-279e-5afd-ac05-6d8d641bd493 6d8d641bd493]
|can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1201128e-c051-543a-bb8c-4f27047ac787 4f27047ac787]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dab61817-c505-5f30-8a83-bfbd316a9bfb bfbd316a9bfb]
|Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/41f74276-ff24-5fef-95a5-657e0ffbfbf4 657e0ffbfbf4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7b8d4307-8341-5705-95d8-570de61099c7 570de61099c7]
|I knew there would be side effects
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/899c4f35-ae4e-5ae0-936e-2ee1659b19f6 2ee1659b19f6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85065dc6-7524-5607-b41f-57498405462f 57498405462f]
|it's fun to do bad things
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f861f6ef-d298-57f9-8c0d-68468a13f0f5 68468a13f0f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ea44aaf0-764c-54bf-8992-803e1598b672 803e1598b672]
|FENTON!!! FENTON!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b90a698-68f2-5f9a-abbb-6c21bbe20377 6c21bbe20377]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6b6626a-49e3-572f-80bb-c348487ff602 c348487ff602]
|TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/553d5cb8-6854-562e-a052-7fa1230121a5 7fa1230121a5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/030e3f8b-1281-581a-ad21-70c6bb37c395 70c6bb37c395]
|Please, please, please not again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d6ff8fc-42c3-5e72-9404-0ee11058993e 0ee11058993e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9ecabe00-21b1-53d1-b07a-dea693fbe084 dea693fbe084]
|you wouldn't kill a policeman and then steal his helmet!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0b4161d-9b12-501b-8f1d-764b55bd906c 764b55bd906c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8a632e8-fa59-5fac-b61b-1f92688a54da 1f92688a54da]
|HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f66e223e-4ce9-50bd-886f-ff1d19d04fe0 ff1d19d04fe0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7a91f42-9929-51bb-a36c-702bbd313394 702bbd313394]
|At least someone's getting fed
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/895de43b-80e2-56eb-aef3-290e238d2da2 290e238d2da2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a447a17e-345d-57ed-9e82-4828480933e3 4828480933e3]
|And so the hunt begins!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ee5cdf10-336d-5636-a3d7-3c3987404019 3c3987404019]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/59c9c8cb-6588-5383-828c-5953bc87e81f 5953bc87e81f]
|Birds: secretly a type of banana.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f7047499-ae24-5b68-b4cf-52e4d617ede4 52e4d617ede4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe8f8ac4-d20c-58b3-9f7c-92b0b5a6f5e7 92b0b5a6f5e7]
|Let's have a blinking contest
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95f803af-3a77-5aa8-a994-f45fa9b90361 f45fa9b90361]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2bc546db-ce90-56d9-a316-a1f4f5c0af0a a1f4f5c0af0a]
|Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a8a35848-f21e-5c31-8dbc-9ddf333c2423 9ddf333c2423]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b69bb2e-7338-5d59-86cb-dcee86b26d95 dcee86b26d95]
|Banana invasion in progress
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f260dff-027f-5923-9b14-4309f16d2143 4309f16d2143]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26719430-4b7b-5612-a014-7b6aa2e8b09b 7b6aa2e8b09b]
|AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fa2b2b08-d3c1-5be8-9cf2-634851fd4f82 634851fd4f82]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53b05784-11cd-554a-a6fb-10c1d5425f48 10c1d5425f48]
|so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e9adac2-659b-5abd-87c6-ed10aa1bff88 ed10aa1bff88]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/612cf62c-ee23-572f-979f-d86e7fbd4f7d d86e7fbd4f7d]
|I think I can... I think I can
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7c2ff295-5f99-5542-b506-b69074ea4345 b69074ea4345]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/169226c8-b3ef-5448-859c-6bedb677ed97 6bedb677ed97]
|This guy...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d9ba2d7-5bee-5a57-98fe-ec474da35340 ec474da35340]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0a2a2de1-47f5-5a97-8992-42a4119b7a38 42a4119b7a38]
|OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5a351ff3-aacb-5fe9-a746-4fa23faf6416 4fa23faf6416]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/61bdef54-6757-5c89-ac4f-172a82f9c431 172a82f9c431]
|Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d58f2c5b-3e4c-533d-892d-2795d365c613 2795d365c613]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/331d7e05-b340-5fbd-9623-eef03cab9e62 eef03cab9e62]
|I'll just go buy cigarettes
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9647d6e0-9d8a-5f06-90f4-dc33a6e35f93 dc33a6e35f93]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/853bc11f-2061-5366-83c7-bad7fe536469 bad7fe536469]
|This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67eb308e-800f-5e04-904a-7b691aae8ae0 7b691aae8ae0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|With this, nobody can stop me!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fc310eb4-441f-5725-97b7-fa58138548c0 fa58138548c0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e27d1c8-fd0d-5685-b932-7884ddabd3ec 7884ddabd3ec]
|Hat in the cat strike back!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/39d9c201-b7e6-51f0-8285-9407453ad34b 9407453ad34b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5803a35b-b796-5c1b-b2e9-de60a7183cfa de60a7183cfa]
|First time posting, please be nice
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3e303583-9ae8-5b56-8514-ae45ce4e5030 ae45ce4e5030]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/834ab250-95ea-5709-8249-945dee2035fd 945dee2035fd]
|Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dde20c77-e40c-5a49-b7e7-731ecbfabc1a 731ecbfabc1a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c76eb7fb-b10a-5d7a-ba0b-b62182579a00 b62182579a00]
|2pm and i'm not drunk yet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f1b877e-b960-5e57-86dd-c4323518fb07 c4323518fb07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b0d71db6-8905-5f0d-beb5-8959027151ec 8959027151ec]
|I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b24320a6-4434-5402-8c6e-53e39cbb5c41 53e39cbb5c41]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d0de349e-d445-5683-a76c-375d41d101e2 375d41d101e2]
|My tastes are very... singular
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e0c09d1f-ae19-5e86-8cd4-d44fc9183927 d44fc9183927]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70ad5c77-a430-58d9-9f93-b3dbbb7c8424 b3dbbb7c8424]
|Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fa71eb2-29d1-5ae8-808d-3cb2dcc73c63 3cb2dcc73c63]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/925ca353-fd7e-5fb3-86b6-98e33b6f5ed7 98e33b6f5ed7]
|Self Portrait: Complete.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8dc7d6b-b81a-56f0-aedd-1b45b54ea602 1b45b54ea602]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6f2112f-515b-5bc5-8335-4af57518f617 4af57518f617]
|Oh, Canada...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/54086468-a63d-591c-9d88-963b4d011719 963b4d011719]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5eb2a060-f3f3-5e5d-a67e-dbbb4c13a884 dbbb4c13a884]
|uh... I think I'm going vegan.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0106b66-f306-5cdc-b89b-b626b3cc1fce b626b3cc1fce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/961342b1-f671-54c4-a59c-cc5d4eaed406 cc5d4eaed406]
|... It's about ethics in games journalism.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7b144085-9d51-5eb3-bba3-0149585003bc 0149585003bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87bdefc8-717e-5bbe-a918-c19565ec0680 c19565ec0680]
|9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/61500e3c-690f-5642-bb9a-65af3098d5dd 65af3098d5dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2946aff5-31ac-5a7b-9310-049b130c59b5 049b130c59b5]
|>< ))*>
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c431b3bc-b73e-5c19-a556-c1c09b3c772a c1c09b3c772a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e765f09d-f76d-589d-bde8-b7ad06307929 b7ad06307929]
|i can't form the words to describe such beauty
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb3e06dc-6008-53cd-8618-6d703adfe88c 6d703adfe88c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1f74fb9c-6ffd-5152-be52-0383e60b30c3 0383e60b30c3]
|Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6a86948-8fe6-5217-a883-499c0ad9a9d0 499c0ad9a9d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/594d91d5-caee-5c0a-8512-62e698929a98 62e698929a98]
|I'd take the stairs, but...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/93956e00-2df6-5994-8bcf-28d69bd85263 28d69bd85263]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2da604f6-f295-538b-9cb9-f652662b065b f652662b065b]
|Oh god is it still following me?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7b9d529-2b04-50ae-93a8-dc019b248515 dc019b248515]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/17546f8e-a701-528e-a140-2a328c6a26db 2a328c6a26db]
|Tycoon Simulator 2015
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f32b078f-fc13-56fb-a415-1af95f627f5c 1af95f627f5c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c6c7b19-105d-5e5c-974e-1653a2583cd2 1653a2583cd2]
|Oh No! Not again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3db49eaf-6abe-57da-90f2-45ba996b51c8 45ba996b51c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46034da9-c493-5114-a73b-e670f8b1ba67 e670f8b1ba67]
|Belgium
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad842eb0-d86a-5df1-a6a1-c8aaba7516a0 c8aaba7516a0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90836205-94b6-5a37-a5d8-f12910f29abb f12910f29abb]
|I can jump that far!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6680c26a-0e6b-56b0-b93d-715404024c4e 715404024c4e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d9f0435-d2c0-59c2-919d-1a11c6c67047 1a11c6c67047]
|#strangelyaroused
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/45affa5e-aad4-597e-abad-837cbb8eeec5 837cbb8eeec5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0ca55c33-a616-56fe-a76f-47353804e990 47353804e990]
|Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/07e9f71e-9460-59f7-904c-50fb68b32b74 50fb68b32b74]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06584e1a-5f47-5581-a465-443b5e53f4d8 443b5e53f4d8]
|Early stages of Giraffe evolution
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a8356a6-1de0-553f-b423-1047ef2efbb4 1047ef2efbb4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ff410505-6ef5-5687-bc7b-4197a8b2f1cc 4197a8b2f1cc]
|OMG Becky look at her butt
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/02c26ae2-8a76-5927-a50c-83646ad2de3e 83646ad2de3e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00d861ce-9d50-5b91-9c56-7c0e30a28c3d 7c0e30a28c3d]
|11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b790084-6367-5be5-a61f-a6f9485aaeae a6f9485aaeae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c28d1d9e-eb46-5151-9f5b-4256ea817e15 4256ea817e15]
|So i found this on my phone?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/00b07ddc-ba54-5e6c-ab1a-dab429a17d1e dab429a17d1e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1e20bcb-90ad-5680-8a98-ca2a6c7e9f86 ca2a6c7e9f86]
|check out my new sauron fanfic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/78ce9729-0c51-5947-9728-033b26484b4f 033b26484b4f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9964e385-6cfc-544d-a518-bd4c7ec061c7 bd4c7ec061c7]
|this could be improved by laser technology
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/25f28dc0-f628-5889-936d-c5c734e967d2 c5c734e967d2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/288c8d51-20db-5347-88af-51c994821764 51c994821764]
|um no.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c13bda1e-0194-5e87-b9d0-08cd23ef92df 08cd23ef92df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5323981c-32f8-52e7-baaa-37a27812b761 37a27812b761]
|if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c855ac7b-4516-599b-8cf3-c51a9162ca27 c51a9162ca27]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/795905f0-9e02-5909-ae24-fe2ac1816284 fe2ac1816284]
|This caught my eye
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/71f763e6-9af2-5d27-8134-8ab19982aa2d 8ab19982aa2d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1cb78da-25d1-554d-b6b6-e53c20bb80db e53c20bb80db]
|McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f813581b-670c-55a2-ae16-73597589d1c9 73597589d1c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/91e4c200-475e-5096-995f-4aedaf16c9ab 4aedaf16c9ab]
|yes, your baby is beautiful
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50c7006d-b160-5eb0-a212-ef75b4b05f0f ef75b4b05f0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a38e4d7c-d495-5402-bdd1-a08adb381cb1 a08adb381cb1]
|That makes me very angry...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c7b7438-cfde-57c2-9520-0fba53254e80 0fba53254e80]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c34e303-b3c5-564e-9e5c-b118618d0e13 b118618d0e13]
|Voynic Manuscript ain't got nothin' on this!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5fd3325d-c89a-5f45-a6af-61f3fc4cb62a 61f3fc4cb62a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/38a5a908-3141-5fc7-b61c-48b8240a7ebf 48b8240a7ebf]
|diy abortion
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1cc8cf6-3e8a-5e8b-984d-1674aebf8a50 1674aebf8a50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a73d39d9-3341-5fdd-a96a-e780ea2c90d6 e780ea2c90d6]
|New amazon product
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b09d7672-99ee-5f37-b5fa-9fdab2945949 9fdab2945949]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1cc8203d-7f3b-5ba3-b245-6f396a0a1b7c 6f396a0a1b7c]
|food crisis strategy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e415227a-3fcb-5aa2-b0e6-77a401906c0d 77a401906c0d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bab94a28-eb25-5777-b81b-20d163d05085 20d163d05085]
|memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0bd3284b-e86c-5743-86b4-67c1f9e1d01a 67c1f9e1d01a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a34bac2a-07d6-51e2-9623-8f4e787dd1ae 8f4e787dd1ae]
|I've found a new way to feed the poor
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c8768d43-8c30-5d90-b1ab-6f71d405bd07 6f71d405bd07]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/90b12bc9-5e80-5aac-be93-09425afe75e5 09425afe75e5]
|we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3be21e42-d8f6-566b-87fd-3398c54ebb3c 3398c54ebb3c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0e37d74d-184f-5088-a625-7fd248e04d1d 7fd248e04d1d]
|There's a third bump, growing fast
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b5927ec-c97a-5a5e-a5b6-e6980d616d3f e6980d616d3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bb5114ba-6b2f-50d4-bf58-b4c2a2c21aa4 b4c2a2c21aa4]
|WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33e7faba-3b42-5049-b62e-334d48c09242 334d48c09242]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/925d1a04-ace1-5ce4-9cc4-f80dc78c53cf f80dc78c53cf]
|kang, do i look good in this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aef1dc03-5e87-5c82-81a4-3e1d1b314b35 3e1d1b314b35]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f6cc110-fc80-565a-a06d-6d3fc3b01eff 6d3fc3b01eff]
|all I wanted was soup.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cb978c84-3af4-5407-8299-a227f8147297 a227f8147297]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|where do all the cheetos go
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be302f8b-4c31-54fa-9141-58e21c3fa9b8 58e21c3fa9b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7a6b1afd-9ccd-5ac1-a28d-219174de0d49 219174de0d49]
|How much absinthe did you say was in this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad92cd28-944d-59f7-8bb9-f7bd5a2a3bec f7bd5a2a3bec]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d6a5ac7e-997c-538d-9908-8f5681c34239 8f5681c34239]
|I forgot to get a plane
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f752a593-7d10-5318-af32-7709aca9e3da 7709aca9e3da]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/579b4456-abbc-59f1-acf5-4901836556b9 4901836556b9]
|#livefeed #colonoscopy
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8197a50d-38f6-5e5a-92c5-e1dfaa246053 e1dfaa246053]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f848df0f-cdf5-5871-be61-10c88ecb5e94 10c88ecb5e94]
|should i see a doctor about this?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f6a1530a-4074-5fa6-8cf1-9995edf27633 9995edf27633]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/088eacc9-5e39-54fd-95d4-c0a9ca3690f5 c0a9ca3690f5]
|if you got it, flaunt it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9e1d8458-04f0-58a9-915b-479a630f0a60 479a630f0a60]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1fa6aa9-6519-555e-ab9d-05b4175d28e1 05b4175d28e1]
|could anyone help me find my contacts?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f161f04-ce73-515a-b15d-4acbf93ca917 4acbf93ca917]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/68828981-11b9-5f76-ae48-0f39663919b2 0f39663919b2]
|Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/57941c8f-7844-5d07-bb8c-505b9a643bbd 505b9a643bbd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9d94b85-1847-5138-8dfe-e3e871f34407 e3e871f34407]
|1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4c6e29b3-b523-5bd7-ae42-dfd07683fb6a dfd07683fb6a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09ba118a-42ac-5757-905c-e9e956c93ba6 e9e956c93ba6]
|thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f877feb9-08d3-56b8-bdbf-e1e1359d6db5 e1e1359d6db5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b7f4a3b-5f01-51dc-b78c-0618e8f9378d 0618e8f9378d]
|These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9ca10593-44cd-57fa-bc87-d14d92f67802 d14d92f67802]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b7634844-7251-5c5a-8eeb-09a481cc0bb3 09a481cc0bb3]
|Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/426803ff-6708-55d0-8aeb-7e5364559c38 7e5364559c38]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bdc81448-d4fc-581f-a0bd-17915eae60bc 17915eae60bc]
|#teamplayer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6781aa53-2d8f-51f4-8cbf-930506056d3d 930506056d3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/866436cc-c875-59dd-b79e-dc933d5fbb12 dc933d5fbb12]
|sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75c5a428-089b-5412-b921-2db969b99931 2db969b99931]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c5820567-767b-5935-b851-79dade814f0e 79dade814f0e]
|Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53da29cb-be79-50b0-ab13-452281583d5d 452281583d5d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/62d662f8-71f1-5b5d-8aeb-37a7e818b728 37a7e818b728]
|funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6df59b74-0407-52ed-9b9a-fa51365dd92c fa51365dd92c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85d81347-dfbc-5298-8204-37e4f3e8bec9 37e4f3e8bec9]
|Welp, we're done here.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fd5cf36c-1ac3-55bb-a93b-574d4edf8a16 574d4edf8a16]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e078f25c-30e2-5631-b235-6946de9c432b 6946de9c432b]
|Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/847ae799-7c70-5e12-9052-a227573171be a227573171be]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46b89545-fcf3-570e-8acc-47b87ebe144c 47b87ebe144c]
|That is not how you Ikea
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4dd64b4a-35fa-5e51-b95b-ca863ce7f6d0 ca863ce7f6d0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/70073341-af17-506c-a1c8-bc71003069ea bc71003069ea]
|omfg who would wear that hat
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e800cbd-5cb5-5372-9ce2-f3d16d3a88b1 f3d16d3a88b1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/255e8faa-c356-5ebb-b93f-8fa1d484696a 8fa1d484696a]
|about to die lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/aec62af3-83a2-5856-8090-770e6edfb409 770e6edfb409]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7673a3d7-aa08-507f-a23a-ff2d6ce79c99 ff2d6ce79c99]
|sup brah
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8dbbec9d-8944-5847-b182-413e5bf1cf70 413e5bf1cf70]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa2e9291-aff8-5999-901d-0bdeb119f6e0 0bdeb119f6e0]
|Dance contest! #YOLO
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6bba8a08-6f98-5d1e-b24e-e3f5037bc25e e3f5037bc25e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4aeb1219-4151-56b1-a992-c01c40bc4676 c01c40bc4676]
|they told me cat eyes would make me look good
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c3be8a1b-cbc0-5ae4-8e77-757b6bf3c01d 757b6bf3c01d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58bd8afd-0527-5dc0-a9cb-b3e92f1b2488 b3e92f1b2488]
|real landscapes have curves
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/569cee0c-23ad-55bf-84cc-e29cadcbff9e e29cadcbff9e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6f1ba914-215d-5307-aeac-b0d8f71468bb b0d8f71468bb]
|I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f9634bd-a4d9-53c4-80d1-1067df13cc2a 1067df13cc2a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/585c7517-e711-57d0-bf50-3faae50abfa9 3faae50abfa9]
|If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/68775571-b668-59ae-b662-498072afed3b 498072afed3b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9d39628-0624-5c1b-960c-bcf14074faa6 bcf14074faa6]
|CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1132c30c-630a-5149-8f6f-53beb2ded3aa 53beb2ded3aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1332481b-1437-5c23-ae9e-8becb8a785f9 8becb8a785f9]
|OOooommmm bop, bop bop bah boo whop
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5052a75b-0aae-5622-8875-5d5adfe01d7f 5d5adfe01d7f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/271e11b6-b77a-5786-8e16-69dea2b8bd26 69dea2b8bd26]
|I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8428250b-2317-5601-91bc-1f6adfc5e19a 1f6adfc5e19a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d9340c59-b2ca-5239-8c0c-99e1d025d47e 99e1d025d47e]
|you are the jets beneath my wings
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f5efb088-212b-5466-9045-65b84a6318f7 65b84a6318f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f6b2040f-4eab-599d-bd1b-cf55053f125f cf55053f125f]
|Putin Putin in orbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ccb87d12-2595-56ba-9857-782c7f7b10ff 782c7f7b10ff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/37ad31fd-185b-5abd-803c-d736fd279548 d736fd279548]
|This explains everything
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0d8f52b-7315-5801-ae35-7570a20b92c8 7570a20b92c8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b2a645d0-a736-5ce1-92ff-bc52e95506cb bc52e95506cb]
|This will require more delta-V than we expected.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36f86c44-d253-5d40-ba76-4c1c027e00b7 4c1c027e00b7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f4099c26-57f5-5a20-bc01-7cf8b1287075 7cf8b1287075]
|THis is a love/hate poem.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5dd0ba5a-a536-5ce4-813c-b4ac2ba0ee5b b4ac2ba0ee5b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a7c8da43-649f-5da8-b78f-ecb790b3409c ecb790b3409c]
|Piglet was not amused
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3dde43c1-1684-51f7-8f04-6a84a84e317d 6a84a84e317d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9757fdf4-db68-54cd-92a5-1ee46fe2aa65 1ee46fe2aa65]
|Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2dc5ab25-4b64-5f24-af25-50aeb6679209 50aeb6679209]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c0b5caf5-650b-5776-821f-587e01f875ff 587e01f875ff]
|ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/726976fc-8af3-5ef7-b337-918d6d60885c 918d6d60885c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/00b8b9da-7892-5265-9251-91254334143f 91254334143f]
|And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a0aec836-2c6e-5d49-a6b4-794e44845a50 794e44845a50]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c8c7c215-9406-5b7a-97dc-49cdeb92ecf6 49cdeb92ecf6]
|i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df0d23df-4ea1-5ec2-b4e4-8976d1318843 8976d1318843]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5337d71f-420a-56e5-adf7-9d0371422f7c 9d0371422f7c]
|In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1c716c3-0ce1-5106-932d-006e43849282 006e43849282]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6366a53-f01c-54bb-b265-de6f77a0d4dc de6f77a0d4dc]
|the dog scanned my homework
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/afc6fdd6-f17d-5c1e-bfb4-32e6d366e0ac 32e6d366e0ac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c4e012c-62dc-5ad7-a6fe-0c08ba927563 0c08ba927563]
|Aw, yisss!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b6fa4c2-6eea-5769-8087-fd83e8064cc4 fd83e8064cc4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce31a1fd-0a44-5afa-b9da-2c4c5c27f981 2c4c5c27f981]
|New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a1b92bf0-b187-593b-885c-21a72bec0db7 21a72bec0db7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c6c0448-4041-5d13-910f-b9d5949f285a b9d5949f285a]
|The dress is black and white!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d016e05a-4bfc-5d1a-a82f-e2edcdc8c989 e2edcdc8c989]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/39415b54-bc66-5f49-bb0b-7504f42b612e 7504f42b612e]
|You lied to me.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/48a8a25e-4809-5834-910d-269c186e0c48 269c186e0c48]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e286dea7-1781-5499-8b04-64aec6aac29e 64aec6aac29e]
|sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4cd758cc-a937-5cd7-ab1a-386806970650 386806970650]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bf3c6ec0-f523-5d56-86e9-585e5d0517b5 585e5d0517b5]
|I should not have tried those shrooms...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/023fd9d8-cc11-50c4-8fcd-821b4ccf2e7d 821b4ccf2e7d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83388c8a-405c-5b82-9b8b-49c9c3765947 49c9c3765947]
|nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6117f55d-54f5-5993-96cb-f20a79fdf87b f20a79fdf87b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/859eadeb-41b6-5bdc-8564-fa57c6c5e546 fa57c6c5e546]
|conserve yours until the last possible second
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/95a42588-ef06-5b1e-a453-74406d94be92 74406d94be92]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7eb48cec-d45a-5f4d-9215-5d142ec5ff4d 5d142ec5ff4d]
|...And then we decided it was time to leave
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2bf677a6-3a87-526e-bbd3-845265d2ad6d 845265d2ad6d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bc33467-ae2f-5206-8518-5303e2f6e8b0 5303e2f6e8b0]
|balloon ninja strikes again
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d39c902b-3cea-597b-a0f2-87d7a77a03ed 87d7a77a03ed]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc636047-99d0-58f8-9b38-8d107dd70e34 8d107dd70e34]
|My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a38964c9-9a27-5f74-8e86-64ca58a46b3f 64ca58a46b3f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c5820567-767b-5935-b851-79dade814f0e 79dade814f0e]
|My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f4112d68-56a5-5a70-b647-c52cf7b1f195 c52cf7b1f195]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/13524dec-423f-5910-b101-000ec871f216 000ec871f216]
|hello darkness my old friend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f3aff3e3-7bb6-56d8-a362-e7d9e5a60232 e7d9e5a60232]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/388e4d46-a848-5ffe-85d0-bec5ae9a11c3 bec5ae9a11c3]
|Every day my damn cat makes this face
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a6aaa58-8318-515a-9585-c23cd46d3bd6 c23cd46d3bd6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b73996a1-4a8e-5cf8-bbe1-65b7f500c5ee 65b7f500c5ee]
|Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be9ff951-b9f3-5912-ac57-6978185a93ad 6978185a93ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe8f8ac4-d20c-58b3-9f7c-92b0b5a6f5e7 92b0b5a6f5e7]
|Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/869a192c-043c-5e00-ae52-889e6121c940 889e6121c940]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/834ab250-95ea-5709-8249-945dee2035fd 945dee2035fd]
|i did not account for the flames
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/89db7f9b-b7a1-5c7f-8041-caf2bf8ec10c caf2bf8ec10c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba5ca8ac-96e3-507b-a832-134f2d23f936 134f2d23f936]
|gone fishing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d44dffd5-38ca-551e-ae02-eb68136844bf eb68136844bf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/107d5f57-058a-51f5-9241-59aba174c130 59aba174c130]
|What in the hell was I thinking ?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/84742dcd-085d-5bb7-bcb7-2538fb35377a 2538fb35377a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/700cf6ba-e0f1-514e-bf4f-fbf869179818 fbf869179818]
|Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8206b4cf-983a-5bea-951e-a635d8e4d99d a635d8e4d99d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/86539afd-7a30-5af5-b039-de147fc45936 de147fc45936]
|Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d36e4d2c-de96-57c4-8bd6-4db9cfe08388 4db9cfe08388]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f65d8e26-7eb2-5ca7-8926-6d26a988015b 6d26a988015b]
|5th of November went too far this year
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d3381f09-c755-560e-9daa-d68d7ecde1ee d68d7ecde1ee]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df777831-b5fa-5f11-b4af-1dd718c7e20d 1dd718c7e20d]
|my children will never understand me
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b85b3ce1-7db1-5b0d-a5f4-b7e0b53f9c57 b7e0b53f9c57]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/904de3b7-6db0-5120-9119-677c992b0b79 677c992b0b79]
|AGHHHHH
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a9b8015e-b34b-5ab2-9b2b-87966c4a682e 87966c4a682e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/445d3127-001d-558c-bde9-13e8c12da851 13e8c12da851]
|Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dbe27d24-fa9a-5ff1-ad0b-b05734d01214 b05734d01214]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9d72fdc-30da-502b-8647-c9671f8f1811 c9671f8f1811]
|I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b2c2171-0d32-5dd5-add2-ae3c25f33879 ae3c25f33879]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3753baf-d13a-5d6b-9220-010bad314260 010bad314260]
|It's ALIVE!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/038ff221-13f9-50eb-b70f-06d99f142c08 06d99f142c08]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/83de15e4-5651-5c81-b98b-b10305bc0eec b10305bc0eec]
|Come on and Slam!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a8aa776-98ea-566b-856f-a43d614bac1d a43d614bac1d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fde2be7d-cbc6-5b6f-b84e-b35140be3d8a b35140be3d8a]
|Putin Putin in orbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6aac192-1378-57e4-863c-40be638ccf14 40be638ccf14]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6e84ff0-b972-5cdf-9df8-251cb75bfed3 251cb75bfed3]
|Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5f83340c-5ea9-51c4-bba6-1cae906552f8 1cae906552f8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4f34ff4b-cb87-5131-b94a-e23564e985fc e23564e985fc]
|Pacman or ms.Pacman?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ebda763b-c00d-5937-991a-c748cf1a9e2b c748cf1a9e2b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2d4d8999-03e3-5eb4-b85f-95b971c3cde5 95b971c3cde5]
|DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1c9c2692-42d7-599b-b22a-a2f12b3389db a2f12b3389db]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ca4e27ee-60c3-58c3-b087-02cd1184af7c 02cd1184af7c]
|picture of my boyfriend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/22b9bb46-6d4a-51fb-82a7-0325ae140c9a 0325ae140c9a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67480b4b-d072-53a3-a0e5-66a7eb17d952 66a7eb17d952]
|#comfortfood
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be33ea61-f95f-5564-a420-5bdd4bf39e46 5bdd4bf39e46]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a8e0bcda-718a-5c52-ad90-683e31f465af 683e31f465af]
|This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/99a4e156-86ea-5f90-9c4d-d01755170612 d01755170612]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58553adb-b6e3-50e3-8801-dee56203e7d9 dee56203e7d9]
|My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7472e6ed-6269-5fc1-921e-bbe743c2aa99 bbe743c2aa99]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a4d256d-301b-5565-958f-f2272f4ed906 f2272f4ed906]
|brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2ae49770-a1cd-5365-950d-6e01248bfa0f 6e01248bfa0f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/320d9feb-542d-5a6e-ad5c-9c744a798c2b 9c744a798c2b]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/61d1b3b1-fe9c-5597-bebb-ab3a4c305892 ab3a4c305892]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ba051f57-b5ac-5c0a-a150-d385b44277a8 d385b44277a8]
|He nailed it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5493c182-3e7f-52ae-b006-18352625f7fa 18352625f7fa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d1cb78da-25d1-554d-b6b6-e53c20bb80db e53c20bb80db]
|Should i fall from grace?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/15b860b1-40ce-5c0f-a6de-258d2fb4a2f0 258d2fb4a2f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9c90925-15c4-54b1-b809-75112f9ce8d1 75112f9ce8d1]
|found this on google maps earlier.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2a079d88-905d-540a-8d3d-d9eba0b167f5 d9eba0b167f5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9f6cc110-fc80-565a-a06d-6d3fc3b01eff 6d3fc3b01eff]
|Bomber one on approach
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b825197a-f922-5f02-b385-1d28b7078127 1d28b7078127]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3278187-b303-5be6-a538-fd4bab0c30e3 fd4bab0c30e3]
|This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/917ac65c-7912-5255-87a1-c5d03c2af4aa c5d03c2af4aa]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28f762b3-61b8-5f02-88ae-89ec8c7e81be 89ec8c7e81be]
|Insert a turnip into the serial port.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2903e578-10ab-5090-bf59-169faac4b5ad 169faac4b5ad]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2e96e479-5028-522f-ac1d-03fabcf11842 03fabcf11842]
|Straight outta compton
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dee6e00a-f8a1-5f8a-84a8-ff659a8303c5 ff659a8303c5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/343360c9-2128-5b24-93e1-f215e9833088 f215e9833088]
|#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c36e770-4cec-5522-a7cd-5b381536b922 5b381536b922]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ce10d4a-a362-5a81-962b-42b45c70ab63 42b45c70ab63]
|Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/be506adb-c6ad-5a03-98d4-99b9e5fca3a9 99b9e5fca3a9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f03ff043-f4ea-524e-9af7-fcf9829a0289 fcf9829a0289]
|The last thing you see before you die
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7164d4b9-66b7-5f77-b6ca-321b062fe7d5 321b062fe7d5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2eea7b7b-d459-5c7d-b896-b71d2b588ffa b71d2b588ffa]
|Dude! Dude? Dude.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cd0850ef-052e-5813-954b-1d2d502a61cf 1d2d502a61cf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/27e0a26c-32a5-5aa7-a910-9dd1b34179b8 9dd1b34179b8]
|Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c5da7c15-acef-5680-b8ff-04ec5ad8b4d2 04ec5ad8b4d2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c58a5275-dfbd-5096-9683-d0e8bbc0b9c9 d0e8bbc0b9c9]
|In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3caf6229-2a02-5c3e-8973-7722408ed626 7722408ed626]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b4246a88-f0ba-5f42-a325-9e908c1e588b 9e908c1e588b]
|Who came first?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/820eb5b5-8217-5111-ab51-9a41dae9959a 9a41dae9959a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4aac8ade-7083-50c2-ad45-9cd76ca5646a 9cd76ca5646a]
|i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/96bf59a5-225a-571e-a424-44c401cb2ef3 44c401cb2ef3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f52f89b9-2004-57d1-9b61-ab85e27b7760 ab85e27b7760]
|Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c7a2cf69-3b30-50be-9b6d-4adbee82bd2e 4adbee82bd2e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c1e8ce6-138b-591f-b56f-62e84e525fed 62e84e525fed]
|at last, validation
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5726bec3-1282-5c7c-8471-712f435be30b 712f435be30b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/04a3c76d-3b34-53e7-bc15-b2986ed8bc68 b2986ed8bc68]
|Alan?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7d8ac973-4d30-55e3-8d6e-9a4814202a3d 9a4814202a3d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8ec27cba-7d93-5714-8a79-5dabbc0d204e 5dabbc0d204e]
|Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/489cd72d-883a-5880-9f83-b7ffb6837572 b7ffb6837572]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8fff59db-1eb5-5623-9fad-de9799256792 de9799256792]
|why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6fdfffe2-2934-5563-9aa1-c3628a1bc51d c3628a1bc51d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/716b4a46-b956-5675-a919-a43875abf9bb a43875abf9bb]
|"Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d1d28af6-09bf-5f8b-96a6-fd3bb4ddfbda fd3bb4ddfbda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3a71801b-0b63-5f9e-87a6-0f980ded561f 0f980ded561f]
|Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f8c2a270-5c21-5cef-b0c7-631d903b3db0 631d903b3db0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6868e29-633c-5bd3-86d8-0a383ab79273 0a383ab79273]
|visual from Most important meeting today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5763e99f-d041-505f-bacf-7b8fe9a3255d 7b8fe9a3255d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7cdfb74f-7e49-59da-9fec-416a214c5e51 416a214c5e51]
|I'm a bird lol
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9636579d-ab13-57b3-8ce4-bd793931bf9b bd793931bf9b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6c0edf28-52e8-5b24-beae-aa1baf6dd6df aa1baf6dd6df]
|There is a whole other world in my navel
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9b0b367-23a2-58ad-8701-6fb5f662a884 6fb5f662a884]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9202a4a5-c39b-5d43-8008-3fe1cee150de 3fe1cee150de]
|First day of school.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9faa2a10-d1cc-5ec0-8107-f8f5451433c0 f8f5451433c0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1133ba55-d13d-549c-8178-ac459ea06674 ac459ea06674]
|Visual representation of Dubstep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/50490c1c-62d3-520b-a718-a301d04c8e76 a301d04c8e76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26d636f3-99a8-5599-b359-3630e827d3b0 3630e827d3b0]
|Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d8cc82b0-8732-5b2f-9434-45d7ad2aa15f 45d7ad2aa15f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c400fadd-1c5f-514d-888b-8435d69fc621 8435d69fc621]
|Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4420f39c-eb50-563c-8981-5eab6a969f53 5eab6a969f53]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2b77720c-587e-5725-bc2a-5f814d6725df 5f814d6725df]
|transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/31a98575-1b2c-516d-b989-aeda11efbf30 aeda11efbf30]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c85fdca6-34eb-55b4-aa82-d57e8cc21915 d57e8cc21915]
|I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1d82fcd0-a94f-5567-946d-ecd5151820b0 ecd5151820b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/071e45ec-6007-5420-b715-1e6b2657824a 1e6b2657824a]
|Who needs the Chunnel?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56476a7e-9ee7-50b6-8b9b-ea67456f423f ea67456f423f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/df0f32ee-d65e-5022-9a84-179dbd8f7209 179dbd8f7209]
|rofl
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a69c3210-fd6c-5da1-a515-2c4cb6976c38 2c4cb6976c38]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53b05784-11cd-554a-a6fb-10c1d5425f48 10c1d5425f48]
|lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35f0b689-774e-5702-a4bf-fca70e2cdee0 fca70e2cdee0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1115115b-d4a7-520e-80fa-bfe766b7ab8e bfe766b7ab8e]
|Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba9795bd-3034-540e-8039-c97a5b94735e c97a5b94735e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/67480b4b-d072-53a3-a0e5-66a7eb17d952 66a7eb17d952]
|Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a067da20-0eb9-533a-9cd9-463168df94ae 463168df94ae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cc7f5a10-45b8-5eed-885c-d71e39d587ea d71e39d587ea]
|Gravedigging time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8652a3d6-5fdc-5faa-8496-c9fb52672ce6 c9fb52672ce6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4d98fae9-78fb-5637-beb5-b3fd15c6ef49 b3fd15c6ef49]
|Do the Harlem Shake
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/477ead10-8f90-57b6-84f9-7ab58f8fcee9 7ab58f8fcee9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ae52c6bb-7caa-5556-8c0c-8fa29f2c3b55 8fa29f2c3b55]
|That's too much, man!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c9788bf3-b5c4-5a3a-b3fc-402db323289d 402db323289d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7f5f6aff-3e4c-54a1-a878-ecab86e87dfd ecab86e87dfd]
|they told me cat eyes would make me look good
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c089937e-b76d-5485-842c-3313066c69f1 3313066c69f1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/323ea15d-db8e-5d48-a714-29559414abc8 29559414abc8]
|Hey, it's windows 7 again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b3ad880-fd1a-5165-b2e0-7dbbb094f4eb 7dbbb094f4eb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58384a5d-84ee-57ec-918b-8e249d5ebd4f 8e249d5ebd4f]
|thats what she said
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1341d07c-0374-5664-8d95-dd2dc2c470d9 dd2dc2c470d9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/58384a5d-84ee-57ec-918b-8e249d5ebd4f 8e249d5ebd4f]
|I fixed it guys
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/282313a2-81bb-5d70-bca0-abe5a1de2106 abe5a1de2106]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4547235c-8451-591c-9c6d-22d38bd088f3 22d38bd088f3]
|On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/114141f8-b0e7-50a9-a18c-0a7c42d04dda 0a7c42d04dda]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/130e8394-3f6c-5055-b723-2f504fa6b560 2f504fa6b560]
|My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a937078b-2404-54c5-b8a4-e5b54e7b8c20 e5b54e7b8c20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/271a81e4-69fb-5835-b1b2-f76a9c1c18a3 f76a9c1c18a3]
|I thought it was a good idea at the time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f33ca95-b8f5-560e-a179-ff2423a9cd52 ff2423a9cd52]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/72eb6ef2-9a43-5e32-81f2-654bbc9c2f25 654bbc9c2f25]
|...monsters from the id...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9010d9c0-19a0-594d-ba2d-8a7b9e8b98e3 8a7b9e8b98e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b9aabdfd-5de8-5328-8a61-8828788976ac 8828788976ac]
|▒☺▒
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c24a72ad-f2f9-58a5-860f-1ca7183e5899 1ca7183e5899]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/38637656-e9f4-5046-a64f-3f6ca5506d41 3f6ca5506d41]
|get your ass to mars
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1a4e578e-5fcb-5661-aeb6-b4180a0e26a2 b4180a0e26a2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6fffecf3-6aba-5b56-87d8-8c14620c97ab 8c14620c97ab]
|#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8109323b-0299-5012-b78a-9a527ff09b4c 9a527ff09b4c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c543e560-9cf3-5f42-813b-379ea8975719 379ea8975719]
|My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/190e7c5d-4469-52be-9ed0-15d497a292b9 15d497a292b9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c10a4e71-ed55-593a-b7e8-85e0c52e34c9 85e0c52e34c9]
|At that moment, something snapped.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/284e4da3-6bed-5cf7-ac6a-cfdd0d4aab06 cfdd0d4aab06]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/341b55d0-a744-553b-8669-1517d1c49c37 1517d1c49c37]
|do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f8754609-7d7f-5b19-9ecd-fc5f56150d65 fc5f56150d65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e2b9f07-c3fb-5e62-ba6e-7b6d6ac883c8 7b6d6ac883c8]
|How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d7760698-651f-5dfd-9812-6ecbb2c4fc32 6ecbb2c4fc32]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/84880697-c410-5b49-a903-cd4373c68bb4 cd4373c68bb4]
|A delicate pear
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/40b82a37-b0f4-5cfc-bc9e-9c3dfce9793f 9c3dfce9793f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4d6e744a-f149-595a-9dc7-557c339bd830 557c339bd830]
|And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c76b29b6-5407-5a32-8473-5122a2ac52c4 5122a2ac52c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/caf01eac-7b35-59b4-886f-3e378fe3e0a5 3e378fe3e0a5]
|no one ever suspected the shovel
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/474646bf-28f8-52bc-909a-1a393a978bbf 1a393a978bbf]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f011564e-d34c-54a8-bed3-61e1d3187ec4 61e1d3187ec4]
|I say: nuts to that!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/680d4454-a716-5abe-ab3b-48317a947196 48317a947196]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b2a6eed-5009-5618-9c58-79463e5aed81 79463e5aed81]
|Help! HELP! I need an adult
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a08ea7e6-4cc5-5a3d-b6a2-4c5c507de081 4c5c507de081]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e078b88-0722-5e0e-a965-3f4cb185b4aa 3f4cb185b4aa]
|my friend posing while a plane flies by
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/907c17a2-f0bd-51dc-abae-56ea4e7762ce 56ea4e7762ce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d2ceed08-f18a-56c9-bc09-fe4cc0126964 fe4cc0126964]
|they had no idea the damage they had done
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/070f1418-ff77-5d29-8432-b34ff3a210c9 b34ff3a210c9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a65af6a9-250a-5e4a-bedf-b6cd35e6beab b6cd35e6beab]
|THE BEES!!!!!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f98d213-9e80-5adf-ba4c-bf0fc77da54c bf0fc77da54c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fd279166-d13f-5d74-862f-a40295449b86 a40295449b86]
|Walrus!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/965a48a1-e535-5687-b85d-5a04cbdd5c5e 5a04cbdd5c5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4f731b25-c203-5f3f-9f46-dfd278a3889b dfd278a3889b]
|Thorax Cluster
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3016a619-9303-5a6d-93fa-d719c6795cd2 d719c6795cd2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ed385f97-ae69-5655-884c-542298d741b7 542298d741b7]
|Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0d5950f5-08e1-597e-89e1-c3d2c11e9584 c3d2c11e9584]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/09bc00c3-cd5c-581c-8576-51bc9c2d18f8 51bc9c2d18f8]
|A job so boring a bird could do it
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eae915df-c165-5f43-8869-56c5496fc65c 56c5496fc65c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/36de13dd-5b9e-5e55-ade6-efdc4ed8a11e efdc4ed8a11e]
|Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba243934-9b94-57f1-819e-41c9d9b977d7 41c9d9b977d7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6a1270d-edd6-5908-a76b-9518a7177d7f 9518a7177d7f]
|New false color imagery from mars curiousity
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8257a3e7-69d1-5a68-8a53-7ca2fbc34869 7ca2fbc34869]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/85065dc6-7524-5607-b41f-57498405462f 57498405462f]
|what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b80cbcc2-9c1a-599f-9fd8-bbdd46eb7bf8 bbdd46eb7bf8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/46bc2322-3258-5806-90c3-5e3a6f0a97df 5e3a6f0a97df]
|picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/90452fb3-f1ef-52d5-85f9-aa9364a4042b aa9364a4042b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c1dfab0b-53c7-5864-8417-c3595c6146c3 c3595c6146c3]
|got to meet with charlie sheen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/303bfbfd-2264-50cd-bc83-de574236887a de574236887a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f8c8e1d2-6eae-5416-8b97-bb8cf07016d9 bb8cf07016d9]
|Aesthetic.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ac3d5f77-f256-5f5e-a23a-e9a4df774888 e9a4df774888]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31112eab-0e76-594b-8423-01ce84c015b0 01ce84c015b0]
|Guys, this picture is awful
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b572933e-2527-5076-b966-74a583d5694b 74a583d5694b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5d60fad5-91c8-5e2e-8d59-892bc2bbd3e6 892bc2bbd3e6]
|The answer is blowing in the wind...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b642aae-5e10-5b0d-a6c3-80db6e09d335 80db6e09d335]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b540ad4a-1c94-5191-aa80-ba12456cb80d ba12456cb80d]
|When in doubt, just blow on it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f1c576e-a0ed-5c25-8412-3b8f19a5d64b 3b8f19a5d64b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a6f86982-d5ee-5f02-96ab-cb75a888b3f1 cb75a888b3f1]
|Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1c5cfc0b-d975-582f-8b42-bbf09b4f6f56 bbf09b4f6f56]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5abb5b9d-3429-5560-ac38-98fc754ed92b 98fc754ed92b]
|The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c43e527c-7b49-5122-9ece-3b73a13fb6df 3b73a13fb6df]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8d0e0384-d7f7-5c9d-b974-2999e093cf0e 2999e093cf0e]
|The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2e56a5ae-c376-59d4-a5bb-dc691018bf42 dc691018bf42]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/200a8ced-d247-5c36-b6c0-5e248b165c6c 5e248b165c6c]
|Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b6913406-6732-5117-9b99-f7a296ddbf2f f7a296ddbf2f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/de6fa1d4-b943-5108-8e56-cac3bd57f24c cac3bd57f24c]
|Get that camera out of my face!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60c5f5f9-7913-5e20-8032-535ad6cc60e9 535ad6cc60e9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05d393a5-ffaf-5632-92a1-a7c35dac0e8e a7c35dac0e8e]
|Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80d8c55b-d428-514c-a8ff-999822ddda9f 999822ddda9f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e3bcd047-5c79-5747-8e0e-98d4e0fa74a6 98d4e0fa74a6]
|Copernicus: The early years
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0845b98d-cd7b-5f7f-81f2-50aff49efd80 50aff49efd80]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ce2836b8-5d66-594a-85cb-aa40d23c63f2 aa40d23c63f2]
|Still no martians
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ff6661b0-b1ee-573b-92f9-887db5342a55 887db5342a55]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5175aa99-1b6d-5fd2-9133-295ba903b9f0 295ba903b9f0]
|I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c4abdd67-551a-5689-9796-0098f5a52034 0098f5a52034]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bddd3c7c-937b-5063-8bce-212085ad2af5 212085ad2af5]
|The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ab4e756b-0b2c-57d3-9396-84fe01e8dc95 84fe01e8dc95]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/226cb5b8-a50a-581e-8c84-22ca9362bda8 22ca9362bda8]
|I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1d50aecb-cd80-54aa-bf14-b17d326052ab b17d326052ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c267128-b231-56cd-9385-3a01b14401e1 3a01b14401e1]
|So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/465b2b7d-d4c1-5693-8d8e-c63b5a5258c2 c63b5a5258c2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/55278a87-06e9-5b18-96bf-502e98256e3a 502e98256e3a]
|All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5b8a9744-6c71-5ecf-8a62-408d02b1077f 408d02b1077f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28471b6f-ac36-51e2-8ecd-2a1f33aed846 2a1f33aed846]
|I CHOOSE YOU!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1541b8a0-abea-5256-b5c2-7a8efc6115f3 7a8efc6115f3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05d201b8-1d4c-5968-a370-09ca4e467013 09ca4e467013]
|#notallmen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17069f36-f66a-50e6-b69e-e951c74f2700 e951c74f2700]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/790cb175-7a2e-5578-9d83-8c3f74a1ba7a 8c3f74a1ba7a]
|day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/843607c4-0e02-5ff6-b490-0c951e3b23ca 0c951e3b23ca]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a844fc6-170c-55af-b804-15e0a09ec3a5 15e0a09ec3a5]
|welcome to Argentina
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/86c343e1-2f00-5aee-8c5d-04ef95e1aaac 04ef95e1aaac]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/65629812-7f75-5fe1-8131-a30345528883 a30345528883]
|you're not as good at this as you think you are.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a6cfb880-0d46-57c6-844d-1a3130b3bce1 1a3130b3bce1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/28005c88-821f-5d00-8065-3303a3961e6c 3303a3961e6c]
|I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/17b55ab7-6afe-51bc-b248-cd8edeb5eec4 cd8edeb5eec4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5fdfa410-6a6f-54b7-8246-f28bfae2260b f28bfae2260b]
|not sure whether or not to tip him
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cc6b9f6b-01b2-5d83-a711-08408171acf0 08408171acf0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3e89f6ef-5a7a-566a-bb47-f8be09fdfea1 f8be09fdfea1]
|Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7c598aaa-c437-5a36-8c48-765272df7f76 765272df7f76]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/025ba82f-ad01-5580-b6ee-e2dffdd62ace e2dffdd62ace]
|Brittish think tank
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/267354ac-ed71-5158-93b5-c24bcd754bc7 c24bcd754bc7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ec2af67a-0d66-578e-a295-4aeeb94908ca 4aeeb94908ca]
|#Long_Exposure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/062489db-9f8d-5a59-a77c-981d9d4b0929 981d9d4b0929]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7526e1d0-9c2a-548a-8146-360ff8e387e3 360ff8e387e3]
|Where do I plug this in?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9a02a02f-f66a-5592-b129-586352c82766 586352c82766]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3462dbd-c8e8-5496-b75c-fe82a33ffaa3 fe82a33ffaa3]
|Where do I plug this in?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e2b33278-6f92-5d4b-acb4-0b1fcecd1fb3 0b1fcecd1fb3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/05d393a5-ffaf-5632-92a1-a7c35dac0e8e a7c35dac0e8e]
|Time time time time
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06a4ea01-044d-55b7-977e-e32aedda057b e32aedda057b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87871616-d2cd-54df-8ef0-92333070570d 92333070570d]
|FUCK NOT AGAIN
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5fec0ebd-1513-5258-8f8e-64cfdbede617 64cfdbede617]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2218a541-46ab-5e58-a99e-96d63024371a 96d63024371a]
|new member of the family
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ad62c632-a160-5ccf-809d-60eb20446336 60eb20446336]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa2e9291-aff8-5999-901d-0bdeb119f6e0 0bdeb119f6e0]
|man it's hot today
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9cd82837-b812-5b73-b037-77ef48b05bb9 77ef48b05bb9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/054b21bd-e1df-510f-909a-c4752ceae387 c4752ceae387]
|Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b9540a6c-02e4-57e3-a872-dd157d5d9c5e dd157d5d9c5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/dbb1b115-6808-50db-8cb3-e2e1a1cc4c97 e2e1a1cc4c97]
|Ramen is squishy and soft
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9b287d09-09a2-5f70-8d75-31add2d79475 31add2d79475]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2ccd91a0-b4f9-5b54-972f-233c927fcb31 233c927fcb31]
|The dark helps me see in the carrots
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b41d4fe6-f819-54c3-b02e-0f5e2c7df1c2 0f5e2c7df1c2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/b36c5bac-b510-522c-9f68-672ef33f2dd2 672ef33f2dd2]
|captcha: Enter picture description
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f32e1ccf-5865-59a5-bdd6-469ba81311ce 469ba81311ce]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fe863a5b-275b-5ace-85f0-9c311536d1a4 9c311536d1a4]
|thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/09d988a6-dd73-529a-879e-09983145631c 09983145631c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/99bee7a4-364a-5b4b-b4a5-38b111244701 38b111244701]
|Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3fbfb9ee-978a-54e2-96e0-367e16dac83a 367e16dac83a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/049d588b-ccc4-52c5-a545-77ed0a75923a 77ed0a75923a]
|'Murica, hell yeah!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e9fb1618-79fe-508e-9d53-ad10acb37bfc ad10acb37bfc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54ccb3ef-d071-55b5-b809-b18f4833dfc9 b18f4833dfc9]
|Life is a matter of perspective, really.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1feb627c-b0d7-552b-b3ef-db492dc752e1 db492dc752e1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fb0d6a4-3835-5cae-a070-2c13fb98dd2f 2c13fb98dd2f]
|Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dfb27ca1-8a85-5398-9c7e-6228bc7e3d79 6228bc7e3d79]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c112436c-8ce4-50e3-a809-24039adfde43 24039adfde43]
|Whale Selfie!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/62635fb8-a074-5678-ada5-f416c12e1001 f416c12e1001]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2507f340-9240-54f7-b5b2-3edb0cf4af16 3edb0cf4af16]
|breakfast in 'merica
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/975a4132-88b6-5429-9886-c345e496684f c345e496684f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8839bf64-7f82-5762-909d-f565581780cd f565581780cd]
|I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ecfcea87-102e-57bc-8b89-cf3fd76b47c4 cf3fd76b47c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6906dd42-3359-51ef-8793-fde50ce0de4a fde50ce0de4a]
|I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/19121ca4-e178-54c9-922b-4c99514db9d3 4c99514db9d3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f23ee083-58b8-5734-85c2-83aee66830ba 83aee66830ba]
|Pac-man's missing piece
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/06c97cb4-e3cb-50a8-b8fa-171967c6726b 171967c6726b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a77295fe-640e-5568-aef2-4c487298214a 4c487298214a]
|Danger: low clearance
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ab8462d-be77-5b74-91ed-8ad9c0b65129 8ad9c0b65129]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/07ce4694-dd81-5412-bb7b-4b18d3d276c6 4b18d3d276c6]
|The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/23923beb-8ad8-5766-8ada-4b7971d885dd 4b7971d885dd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a94ee7fa-e13a-5428-b2ba-9132fcca1e40 9132fcca1e40]
|every breath you take, every move you make
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/75dfd288-9832-5359-9c69-01245fc291e6 01245fc291e6]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f23ee083-58b8-5734-85c2-83aee66830ba 83aee66830ba]
|Picked this up at the thrift shop
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8168faf6-ba52-52ca-8158-80dc6da635e3 80dc6da635e3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/53a4f11b-6424-56c9-9f7b-13e7f7b6f27d 13e7f7b6f27d]
|PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3c05cc57-827c-5723-806f-d22c5153047f d22c5153047f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fb105160-9604-5da0-840f-fe2099a3d7da fe2099a3d7da]
|best snowman ever!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37056040-b1f5-5473-820e-6589d713d37f 6589d713d37f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ecba356d-cf0a-5dfa-b1db-f23b28dce404 f23b28dce404]
|#Long_Exposure
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bdf501a9-b9d8-5a0a-ba04-e3fbae1c060e e3fbae1c060e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/72117cde-9cc1-5e95-b898-05f68e495551 05f68e495551]
|i think it's working now, ask me anything
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9411012e-e094-5601-96e1-99b28b5a3c59 99b28b5a3c59]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1fa4a82b-a924-51af-ac9b-8b6278674dd8 8b6278674dd8]
|Max gentleman
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/60760d0a-bc17-5c26-963c-ee96c2d97c20 ee96c2d97c20]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f1ad9795-7574-58a7-ac0b-0eb151241b5b 0eb151241b5b]
|The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ba7f5119-f8bb-5e73-a95c-8196a3c5a411 8196a3c5a411]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0d940fd9-aa0f-55dd-9303-ea70881bd416 ea70881bd416]
|Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/f18f091a-99a0-5fd0-8398-5d8ec3412c84 5d8ec3412c84]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ee4698dc-353d-5f5a-9b4d-7aff78b9668c 7aff78b9668c]
|Who's that Pokémon?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/97b2f8dc-59fc-55bd-9434-bf50411c965d bf50411c965d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fab03f9c-ce06-5b03-9f87-721fde3c43af 721fde3c43af]
|All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80e050db-733f-5249-8e03-09d4da5d0848 09d4da5d0848]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7d2d17ee-a2bc-570e-ac38-991f9cbfe479 991f9cbfe479]
|Worst roomMate Ever
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d6264193-49ae-568e-98c8-a14bb8168add a14bb8168add]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bdeb71c2-0c6f-52a3-bb69-eda21a85ca77 eda21a85ca77]
|photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/3ab04fb6-015f-51b0-97bb-c804e22caf4b c804e22caf4b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/2a783fdb-c227-5c7c-8421-4f7177764f53 4f7177764f53]
|Bird seed companies HATE him
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a90c0864-8cf4-5c51-afa8-1d71da11a2ab 1d71da11a2ab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bde364d-93fe-56c6-9e63-971c2d33c5fb 971c2d33c5fb]
|Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/ecc307d5-4701-57ac-8464-9dd9156198d2 9dd9156198d2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4134cbc4-00e6-58f9-b9a4-22540389e125 22540389e125]
|The hills are alive!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df548667-3fc9-5258-b759-f45c2cfd3aff f45c2cfd3aff]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1978eb6c-d503-5be1-b5f7-14b3597bc0b4 14b3597bc0b4]
|What are you, a dictionary?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/a337f118-5b39-5293-b4fe-97bf3201b39c 97bf3201b39c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/baea3619-0f75-588a-a70d-23a479acc2e4 23a479acc2e4]
|This elevator has no 'down'!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0470fa42-274b-559b-a133-d8be12fe6b93 d8be12fe6b93]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ddf1e56e-ea62-5dde-90ec-9f4960cfd90f 9f4960cfd90f]
|the only people for me are the mad ones
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f8c234b-eed5-53b2-916e-b4a2bd3187c4 b4a2bd3187c4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/7c791580-a8df-5d41-bd2a-4a05b122a05d 4a05b122a05d]
|I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/90074d87-a102-5034-94cc-dec80a710c27 dec80a710c27]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/da0dbf7b-f6db-5412-b0b1-0f3b58223a06 0f3b58223a06]
|i donna think it means what you think it means
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/73c5daa8-3eea-59e2-8db2-8b537eeffc68 8b537eeffc68]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c20e2bda-511a-5e8c-8cd2-0a925e516dfd 0a925e516dfd]
|Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eb5c826b-625f-5932-8d16-5ad471dc671b 5ad471dc671b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/057b514d-e84e-5666-8f5d-33ace19cf756 33ace19cf756]
|my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/154f1608-b530-5c3c-a306-57aa0112b35a 57aa0112b35a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/139ece97-e1f5-569e-96bb-2b2caabfe097 2b2caabfe097]
|MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53a0f6cb-ca0b-5962-bfa1-8c14997681bc 8c14997681bc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f00fea2d-c090-54b6-945d-9edb74dc8efa 9edb74dc8efa]
|Take my money!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/fb5da010-2a62-5794-b0d8-93617a500ebc 93617a500ebc]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c19a04d6-7f2f-5c8a-b864-2e3dccfd295e 2e3dccfd295e]
|Why potato why?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/52c9a741-46a9-5d46-b274-221f622007d4 221f622007d4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bc0c82ac-46db-5a05-b414-909d705e6e2a 909d705e6e2a]
|An eight-stringed octopus?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c54e5dc6-07e4-5b47-91d5-1975b480a68c 1975b480a68c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/45427ebc-08c6-5f91-82f7-fd45299fc6cf fd45299fc6cf]
|Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4f96f50d-708a-5e36-95f4-0bf629be6bb2 0bf629be6bb2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c5820567-767b-5935-b851-79dade814f0e 79dade814f0e]
|I immediately regret eating that
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c23e0e0d-73e8-585c-8b4b-6874c6f515d9 6874c6f515d9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ffbc1354-8f40-5a89-ae12-7b8dd1fa9b09 7b8dd1fa9b09]
|someone take this banana off my face
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9d82be96-f6e9-59a3-b973-48ad55e2eaf4 48ad55e2eaf4]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9417f30f-722c-596f-836d-f7ef871ae43b f7ef871ae43b]
|♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/1b4a2072-ff25-5286-add5-c8fcfc898558 c8fcfc898558]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8487ad8c-8c66-5fa1-b70e-60cd9ebbef56 60cd9ebbef56]
|straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/9212d052-9847-5bfe-a0cf-a8df799a42ba a8df799a42ba]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/54668c48-e6ce-5fb0-a827-b6679d70703d b6679d70703d]
|I'll never fit in!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8fd886cd-6745-5c43-a379-b05b4331a621 b05b4331a621]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a0e7740c-2c9a-57b4-9845-023c6bdfcfd4 023c6bdfcfd4]
|THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d33f102a-f7c6-588d-9916-2c60229b60f0 2c60229b60f0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0b8ec694-bfc8-51ee-997b-c5fb86da0605 c5fb86da0605]
|i hate you. die in a fire.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33842f79-db69-5640-a2e4-2a278d2b152e 2a278d2b152e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4a844fc6-170c-55af-b804-15e0a09ec3a5 15e0a09ec3a5]
|if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e640049c-e9b2-55ac-b1b8-276e510d7187 276e510d7187]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/af9571a1-e073-5d64-9d3d-1834cd25085e 1834cd25085e]
|The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0837a753-9e95-52d4-af6d-197a9434b800 197a9434b800]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3399fab2-14c5-51d5-b67f-dec3accb53be dec3accb53be]
|the dark side of the moon, amirite?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/cccfddb7-9a04-5b9b-b719-36a1fe4bb358 36a1fe4bb358]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e6190693-b2b2-57ea-b4b5-28241826b9bd 28241826b9bd]
|so much for your "Democracy"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b45ec52-e016-5aa9-b593-ab369cb8d4b8 ab369cb8d4b8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c6702427-bd40-58f9-8df4-d097dc8ab169 d097dc8ab169]
|George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/386a898a-6681-5a79-a6a2-dc30f2640027 dc30f2640027]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fdf286df-d97f-584d-a204-7fec1582cad0 7fec1582cad0]
|proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eef0055d-e021-5822-ba37-7d610491b038 7d610491b038]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1770e9b4-15cd-5f11-b9f3-77e3f2fbd5ad 77e3f2fbd5ad]
|Copernicus: The early years
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/eee45467-c8ed-5eb0-9e79-0490029a63e2 0490029a63e2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d220e9c0-d4df-5cb9-a22e-a1fffc52f48c a1fffc52f48c]
|Just not myself today.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0f722560-795b-5a1a-ad5c-f7753aea95bb f7753aea95bb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/06e5dfa0-ace5-5d54-8fe3-14053e865b0a 14053e865b0a]
|Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c6295985-a0fc-5c9b-8aa4-b6504e86ce88 b6504e86ce88]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/0f467766-e76c-577a-a684-b92aeeeed247 b92aeeeed247]
|Another one bites the dust
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6d2f1cc1-41c7-52c6-9c55-30d77f05dece 30d77f05dece]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/e0332cce-ab98-5e4e-a261-48f44fdc4a98 48f44fdc4a98]
|i'm so funny and original
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/df3f496b-3582-5c6f-9092-a37015af0c94 a37015af0c94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/22c84765-7a2f-5037-a651-c1b63cd5b99b c1b63cd5b99b]
|Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d013cd54-6f05-5576-8414-a1b9626dc791 a1b9626dc791]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8cec49aa-15a1-5b66-9f94-4a70b4d650f6 4a70b4d650f6]
|The one true way
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/b4f0dfaa-af26-5b47-bfbd-029467ea706b 029467ea706b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a21eab3f-3611-5cb8-b84d-09ba72e7bfe7 09ba72e7bfe7]
|Note 2: Use a frozen potato
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/de8ce598-3686-546f-87f8-c542bd7c9f94 c542bd7c9f94]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/bc7d3940-48ef-58e2-af59-5325944d404d 5325944d404d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4c59248b-03c7-51ca-a674-ee4ae89cd080 ee4ae89cd080]
|our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/35337993-47d9-5717-9c39-2a24b82adf10 2a24b82adf10]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/fa2e9291-aff8-5999-901d-0bdeb119f6e0 0bdeb119f6e0]
|Just another standard morning coffee
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6ca73150-fd94-568d-a74f-8c9f01ed9aab 8c9f01ed9aab]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1191e8c5-ab1c-5068-9f08-c9202b124ccf c9202b124ccf]
|the rest is darkness and decay
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/67c05055-763a-5cb0-9b11-b1bf4d0a483f b1bf4d0a483f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3b06f756-a3ee-5e1f-ac2a-a75a2c284bd1 a75a2c284bd1]
|H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/172298fd-b8b5-5df8-a26c-a62666a5a704 a62666a5a704]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2c0b6f5-9025-5432-8e3f-6894d4b327f3 6894d4b327f3]
|look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/53e78cac-e706-5487-85b0-ec9f606cc542 ec9f606cc542]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3be6c1b8-4e09-5bd0-94a3-203bd0707528 203bd0707528]
|Gotta catch em all.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2bb6eb1b-c42c-50d9-96d9-f32c9e3ff9f2 f32c9e3ff9f2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5bc33467-ae2f-5206-8518-5303e2f6e8b0 5303e2f6e8b0]
|Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/30a76821-eedb-52b2-9346-7212b1d2e71e 7212b1d2e71e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/26a7edcb-e7fb-5873-b22d-f8dbccef9e21 f8dbccef9e21]
|keep on truckin...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/6abbede8-3ba2-55ba-b2b6-e3eaa981d020 e3eaa981d020]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5be9fa5e-993f-5c7c-9e12-abaa739cc985 abaa739cc985]
|i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7670ca2f-df26-54ef-a18c-6f9abf88542f 6f9abf88542f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87ac2e09-34e4-5cbb-8ace-f6298c1c3134 f6298c1c3134]
|i don't even remember taking this pic!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/080833c6-bc6c-50db-b18f-15cfce41b3f7 15cfce41b3f7]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d7b04463-0909-5038-9e8d-37087ed65a51 37087ed65a51]
|Homo helicopteris captured in bali
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d148f330-f3c7-563b-a320-e0c0fc8f0974 e0c0fc8f0974]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8016fa9d-40c2-5094-ac40-7c25ce7a02e4 7c25ce7a02e4]
|Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/dc09858c-a89b-5975-8b6e-7eb56cd631de 7eb56cd631de]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/6e2b9f07-c3fb-5e62-ba6e-7b6d6ac883c8 7b6d6ac883c8]
|this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2cbf419f-1a0e-593e-97ca-ec22fa701bae ec22fa701bae]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/23b2a7c8-9072-5298-bd80-e45ce7bb2e95 e45ce7bb2e95]
|This is exactly what you think it is
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/49f0602e-89c1-53fc-985f-0ba328ca41b2 0ba328ca41b2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/eecbc3ed-f227-5334-9392-097417f82396 097417f82396]
|Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/37f47c3a-9e56-55ef-ba41-b2055ce87e65 b2055ce87e65]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31a5826c-b1cd-500e-91e8-8676e54b93d9 8676e54b93d9]
|I 'M out of the acorn
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f5449d3-5c4d-56f3-817d-a910d0e67736 a910d0e67736]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/bef19f3a-b1d1-588d-b4f6-01b4a4a15226 01b4a4a15226]
|New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d4bfa139-96b6-5e27-b486-69706553e833 69706553e833]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/ac32ed82-bfa6-5942-aeba-9a13a2c126dd 9a13a2c126dd]
|Oh God! It's happening again!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/600d5a4b-036b-588b-8fee-fb57fcc0e679 fb57fcc0e679]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/93de036a-5003-5aec-9f71-147c94f77bfe 147c94f77bfe]
|Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/edca8f59-67b6-5f03-b41e-6eba28780318 6eba28780318]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a45edc7a-e516-58aa-933e-cca33f6e1445 cca33f6e1445]
|Gentlemen. If you find it you are set for life.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d584585b-fa0d-5610-8ced-2c5fa131bcfe 2c5fa131bcfe]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cd54ab7c-e490-5d58-a295-5478015d1184 5478015d1184]
|in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/472b0674-54a5-545d-aff2-d765651371b5 d765651371b5]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9588d056-d8f3-5ec4-b1b3-d2535e89e433 d2535e89e433]
|My roomba is slower than normal
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/52aa4fe1-9e78-5dd9-a281-5d10108d4a3e 5d10108d4a3e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5b9d234c-6c72-5b4d-9a2a-6d1126291656 6d1126291656]
|Attracted to black holes, HELP!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/32e6b6c9-0e54-5098-8d2a-781813c8010f 781813c8010f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/9c1e8ce6-138b-591f-b56f-62e84e525fed 62e84e525fed]
|SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0c1e8a38-424e-5494-8c81-9fe8be31eb00 9fe8be31eb00]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/d3fd6beb-c00f-5806-ade0-b6534ec9a50b b6534ec9a50b]
|It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33229e0a-9437-51ac-945c-7489143488f1 7489143488f1]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/5a4059be-7068-5d76-93f7-e302410146b2 e302410146b2]
|I broke the etch & sketch
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8af65593-5c82-598f-8fcc-7e4a579e0d2c 7e4a579e0d2c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/200a8ced-d247-5c36-b6c0-5e248b165c6c 5e248b165c6c]
|Bonehenge
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c906cbc6-ff0a-57bb-9feb-73eaf524eaa8 73eaf524eaa8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/771dba15-d33d-528a-9ada-74ad6d008b46 74ad6d008b46]
|I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/642ed4e7-41c2-5ca0-a8df-d5dfa3564db3 d5dfa3564db3]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/a5038a98-548c-5e47-a299-58ee3a017008 58ee3a017008]
|I'd call this experiment a success.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/7f6f07a5-ef03-530d-af47-e64ccc51a58a e64ccc51a58a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3caf77e7-b96e-5363-99e3-0d234ec67c43 0d234ec67c43]
|Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/36ca9546-9a03-518a-ae4c-06b6a332dea8 06b6a332dea8]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1b441a38-b8b5-5d6b-9eb2-e21406b7151b e21406b7151b]
|does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/2d992540-cd3d-5ed3-851e-75a3dbc514f9 75a3dbc514f9]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1d8be174-6754-5dcb-99bc-d7b2b76fdd04 d7b2b76fdd04]
|This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/33f56567-993c-57a7-99b9-145bce52769a 145bce52769a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/8ec27cba-7d93-5714-8a79-5dabbc0d204e 5dabbc0d204e]
|Freedom in a nutshell.
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/e4faeb9c-e03e-5e3e-85c1-b3e9d2eb74fb b3e9d2eb74fb]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/4fea553f-da8a-5915-b0a7-dcb43a4fed87 dcb43a4fed87]
|I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c0845400-230c-52c2-bd71-f3d156b7a9b0 f3d156b7a9b0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/81de03bb-e16b-552c-9576-a6ce92184aac a6ce92184aac]
|When he keeps trying to talk to you...
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/832420ac-5511-5a77-aa0d-fa84de97553b fa84de97553b]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/777bc37e-360f-5e1e-9201-f39499924378 f39499924378]
|Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/c919af49-3e6a-5a8a-bfc0-a3c212554a5e a3c212554a5e]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/31c17890-85e1-5bcb-9684-92812705ada0 92812705ada0]
|Robert'); Drop Table students;--
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5e7493e5-2cfe-598d-8e76-73353c9733e0 73353c9733e0]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c543e560-9cf3-5f42-813b-379ea8975719 379ea8975719]
|#Canadian internet #price gouging
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/56c113a0-8fd9-5810-9460-2f5de972e210 2f5de972e210]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/327768af-7269-57fa-841a-9f252e164423 9f252e164423]
|Stupid Bird!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/4b88eee3-ba52-590b-a523-22837009f52f 22837009f52f]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f7213686-e9a9-5654-81b2-a0a0157f5ab6 a0a0157f5ab6]
|Welp, there's your problem
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/782f30aa-488e-52fe-97f5-4a939501e71a 4a939501e71a]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f0ced9e1-e242-53ae-9419-2cd492f68159 2cd492f68159]
|found this at a novelty store
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8151de97-22b4-524f-9b52-5aba5cb2a54d 5aba5cb2a54d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f3ad957c-d149-5d4f-baf0-4b06a0167e25 4b06a0167e25]
|These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/0b36b818-e594-5293-87ad-9eefdb51464c 9eefdb51464c]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/3c26bb4f-6b33-5743-a28a-6dd99ea7d04d 6dd99ea7d04d]
|This song describes me perfectly
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/5464061d-7d8c-52c4-8323-50c84d13aac2 50c84d13aac2]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/c18803d5-5d18-5b48-9091-cb9525b45a5d cb9525b45a5d]
|Look man, it's never gonna happen
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/194007fc-81ac-512a-874b-5f9a4e097401 5f9a4e097401]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/87a0a43c-67ea-5e95-b155-5887b2af9571 5887b2af9571]
|tHis is not what i was looking for
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/627fab6d-3e30-5c39-a832-3a1e74ccb805 3a1e74ccb805]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/f2a41b1c-0715-5f01-9d06-7674ce347621 7674ce347621]
|Who wants an omelette?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/80dd727b-b6d7-544d-b045-2a74053f680d 2a74053f680d]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/21acf461-4c21-5ed1-be15-42c543846428 42c543846428]
|Oh god is it still following me?
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/8f6f6e84-be2e-50f5-8506-56d5cb693591 56d5cb693591]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/cd27b5b7-6c20-56c9-8897-47f2f37822e2 47f2f37822e2]
|The Moon Will Eat What it will
|-
|[http://xkcd.com/1506/#post/d876d9c4-226c-598e-ae33-890eab9442fd 890eab9442fd]
|[http://c0.xkcd.com/xb/image/1e97f1b7-cc13-5f54-b8cc-b15624b39699 b15624b39699]
|Stop! Hammer time!
|}

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