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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 68<br />
| date = February 24, 2006<br />
| title = Five Thirty<br />
| image = five_thirty.jpg<br />
| titletext = The 8th panel is my favorite<br />
}}<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
At 5:30 AM, one sometimes comes up with things that seem like nonsense later. <br />
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==Transcript==<br />
:Comics from 5.30 AM<br />
:[A succession of unrelated and completely random panels]<br />
:Man 1: It&#39;s 80&#39;s night at the club. Wanna go?<br />
:Man 1: There is no Tuesday.<br />
:Man 2: Jack the Ripper or Jack Black?<br />
:[The second man in this panel is holding a glinting sword]<br />
:Man 1: You crashed my helicopter!<br />
:Man 2: Verily!<br />
:[A small figure is talking with a larger figure]<br />
:Figure 1: Basically, neither of us have shins.<br />
:Figure 2: Over and out.<br />
:[Two men are shown: one with three arms, and another with just two. All arms have round appendages at their ends]<br />
:Men: shitshitshitshitshit<br />
:Men: shitdaylightsavings<br />
:Men: shitshitshitshitsh<br />
:[Two figures with pumpkins (carved with faces) for heads]<br />
:Figure 1: You&#39;re out of ointment and out of time!<br />
:[A diagram of a right-angled triangle, with a theta at the smallest angle]<br />
:FUCK THE COSINE<br />
:Man 1: Does being a mermaid for five minutes make you gay?<br />
:Man 2: I hope so!<br />
:[A man is holding a gun to the head of another]<br />
:Man 1: Barbershops are for pussies.<br />
:Man 1: My hair is bleeding.<br />
:Man 2: [square root]3<br />
:[Man seems to be walking on the ceiling]<br />
:Man 1: Bachelor party!<br />
:[Warning sign with picture of spider]<br />
:WARNING: STRETCHY DEATH<br />
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{{comic discussion}} <br />
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