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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 1663<br />
| date = April 4, 2016<br />
| title = Garden<br />
| image = garden.png <!--This is the starting point and should be used here. Other images need to go in the explanation --><br />
| titletext = Relax.<br />
}}<br />
<div class="toclimit-3">{{TOC}}</div><br />
*'''Note''' this is an interactive comic. Go to {{xkcd|1663|xkcd}} to try it out.<br />
**Also '''note''' that a few weeks after the comic was released a change was made so growth only seems to appear when the gardens is actively running in a browser window! <br />
**(This is opposed to what happened during the first few weeks after release!)<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
{{incomplete|Fill out the [[#Items in the garden|tables]] with images of all the possible items. General explanations/comment are missing as well as link to screenshots of gardens where each item "grows".}}<br />
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This was the seventh [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]] released by [[Randall]]. The previous fools comic was <br />
[[1506: xkcloud]] from Wednesday April 1st 2015. The next [[1818:_Rayleigh_Scattering#No_April_Fools.27_Day_comic_in_2017|did not come out in 2017]], but first in 2018 when [[1975: Right Click]] was released on Sunday April 1st 2018.<br />
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This comics represents the April fools' comic of 2016, and it is [[Randall|Randall's]] celebration of {{w|April Fools' Day}} Friday, April 1, 2016. It represents the third time in a row that user input changes the April Fool's comic. Although in the last two [[1350: Lorenz]] and [[1506: xkcloud]] it was written (or drawn) input that became part of the comics. This time the user input is like a game, as the user actively adds, moves and deletes items, and new items appear based on these actions. In this way it actually more resembles the game comic [[1608: Hoverboard]], than the previous April Fool's comics.<br />
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Due to technical problems (or to make fools of his fans, see more about the [[#April Fool's header text|header text]] below) the comic did not go live until Sunday evening (after midnight, so technically first on Monday April 4th) so there was no Friday release the week before, see [[#Monday 4th of April release|more details below]].<br />
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The comic begins with a [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/f/f1/Garden_Loading_collage.png loading screen] with a revolving tree and the text "loading..." This is because the first time a computer loads this dynamic comic it can take a while.<br />
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Once it is loaded it displays "your '''Garden'''", being a barren landscape, with a small pond to the left, some rocks at the far left and right, and a single lamp shining light yellow light on most of the ground. This is what is shown at the top of the explanation here. But if you leave the lights on and wait (or "relax", as the reader is told to do by the title text), then plants and other items will start to appear. <br />
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The reason it is correct to call it "your garden" is that every time this comic is loaded from scratch, a new garden will be created with a unique url-address. By [[#Saving garden with url|saving this link]] (making a bookmark for it), the user will be able to return to their garden again and again. As the garden only develops very slowly this is important. (If users wish to share their garden they can do it in the table on the page for '''[[1663: Garden/Users gardens|Users gardens]]''').<br />
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[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/78/1663_garden_Three_colors_over_everything_not_very_interesting.png Plants appear] one at a time, and sometimes it takes a long time. Only a few of the plants actually grow. For instance there are some large trees that begins as [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/27/1663_garden_Fast_growing_tree_-_leafless.png a large trunk] and from there [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/67/1663_garden_Fast_growing_tree_-_lots_of_leaves.png grows branches and leaves]. This can sometimes happen quite fast. Most other plants just appear, the only other exception being one type of flowers. All plants, except the cactus, clearly sway in the breeze.<br />
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Also [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/5a/1663_garden_Pruned_garden_with_birds_deer_gate_cactus_turtles_snake_gate.png animals] and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/de/1663_garden_Three_lamps_two_along_ground_with_pillars_not_in_blue_world_and_symmetric_gates.png building-like structures] such as [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/15/1663_garden_Megan_Monolith_Animals_and_more.png a monolith and birdbaths] appear, together with lots of other items like [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/ad/1663_garden_Office_space_with_star_plant_balloon_with_bird_and_grass_on_Cueball.png office furniture] with [http://xkcd.com/1663/#98dc3452-fcf2-11e5-8010-42010a8e0008 balloons swaying in the wind] or even one of the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/3f/1663_garden_One_color_Between_orange_red_and_red_First_thing_Mars_rover.png Mars rovers] which so [[:Category:Mars rovers|often have been featured]] in xkcd.<br />
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On top of all this, several known characters may appear in different poses including [[Cueball]] and [[Megan]] (for instance with a sword, see [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/6b/1663_garden_Megan_with_sword%2C_trees_octopuses_with_Cueball_bunny_ducklings.png here]), [[Ponytail]] (see [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/eb/1663_garden_Ponytail_and_two_Cueballs_cat_pillar_and_trunk_sE.png here]) and [[Beret Guy]] from the torso and up (see [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/9b/1663_garden_Three_colors_more_separate_Beret_Guy_in_shrubbery_and_Octopus_on_office_desk.png here]). Megan and also Cueball can both be seen [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/06/1663_garden_Giant_planter_on_pillars_and_both_Cueball_and_Megan_with_black_hat.png with a black hat], but it is one that "grows" on top of their heads after they first appear. However, Cueball with a black hat automatically turns into [[Black Hat]], so he can also be said to be in this comic. There is also an unknown character, a [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/0c/1663_garden_One_color_Between_Light_yellow_and_yellow_First_thing_stilts.png girl on stilts] with black hair in a ponytail who like plants and balloons [http://xkcd.com/1663/#e774b4b8-fcd4-11e5-8001-42010a8e0017 sways in the wind]. A possible origin of this girl could be the What If article [https://whatif.xkcd.com/97/ Burning Pollen]. The article involves a character with seasonal allergies that is trying unsuccessfully to avoid their allergen (pollen) with giant stilts.<br />
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All the [[#Items in the garden|items that can appear]] in the garden are listed below in several tables. During the first week new items kept appearing, but after the eighth day (April 12th), no new items have appeared. Also the growth rate (and thus the fun of this comic) has decreased with time (maybe due to the enormous amount of gardens that the server has to keep track of?) .<br />
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Every so often the image will refresh. You can change the number of lamps, their position, direction, beam width and the color temperature which always begins somewhere between white and yellow, but can change all the way from red to blue (See this [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/b/b8/Garden_Three_Lamp_screen_shot.png example] with one lamp selected and three colors of light). Other colors than those four may appear where two lamps' cones of different colored light overlap.<br />
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The color of light [[#Effect of light|affects the growth]] with a strong correlation for what appears in the garden depending on the [[#Colors of light|color of light]], and this is not only split between red, yellow and blue, but rather [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/4/4a/1663_garden_Numbered_color_scale_1-17.png 10 different colors]. <br />
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Early on it became clear that pure red light results in a desert theme with [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/98/1663_garden_Desert_with_red_light_only.png cacti and turtles] and pure blue light gives an aquatic theme with [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/23/1663_garden_Octopus_garden_with_Cueball_hand_up_and_a_black_hat_octopus.png lots of octopuses] that may also wear a black hat. For the most interesting gardens the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/15/1663_garden_Megan_Monolith_Animals_and_more.png light colors should be mixed]; see more below under [[#Effect of light|Effect of light]].<br />
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If this comic is scientifically accurate, that correlation will be based on {{w|photosynthetically active radiation}}.<br />
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Some users manage to create fantastic gardens (by using lots of time on them, pruning them at the right time and changing the light and lamp position to get what they strive for). Especially one user have created a series of amazing gardens that is posted on another [http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=114415&start=600 xkcd forum]. Here is a collection of screenshots with some of [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#Blitz_Girls_amazing_gardens|Blitz Girls amazing gardens]]!<br />
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The title text "Relax" can be debated. Is it to let the users know they should just sit back and relax as the garden grows.? Or should they relax and don't worry so much about how it works (not working here on explain xkcd though!)? Or is he teasing the users by giving them a garden that they need to tend to, and then telling them to relax? And also giving them many more colors than lamps... Given that this comic was supposed to come out on April 1st, there is a good chance that it is, also, to tease the users. There are actually [[#Trivia|two other title texts]] as well.<br />
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===Extra Garden pages===<br />
*Since this comic is so complicated extra pages have been created to include much more information than is wished for on this main page (which is already of considerable size).<br />
*These pages are listed here for convenience, but they are also linked in the relevant sections below:<br />
**[[1663: Garden/Images]]. The images of items that can appear in the comic.<br />
***This page is linked in the section below with table for ''[[#Items in the garden|Items in the garden]]''.<br />
**[[1663: Garden/Screen-shots]]. Since there are no permalink it in order to save a particular moment of a garden a screen shot is needed. These can be posted here. <br />
***This page is linked in the section below about for ''[[#Saving images|Saving images]]''.<br />
**[[1663: Garden/Users gardens]]. A place for users of explain xkcd to post links to their own garden, and also for experimental gardens.!<br />
***This page is linked in the section below about for ''[[#Saving garden with url|Saving garden with url]]''.<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
:[After a '''loading image''' with a rotating tree in the middle and the text "Loading..." with the three dots appearing one at a time, and then disappear when all three have been there the image shown above in the explanation will appear:]<br />
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:['''Description of the image above''': A piece of bare landscape is shown. At the edges there are some rocks or stones raising the level from the general level through the center of the panel. Above the middle, a little more than halfway to the to of the panel, is a light bulb sitting inside a lamp that reminds of the desk lamp from the movie Luxo Jr. The lamp shines a yellow light down on the landscape in a broad cone that jus reaches the first rock to the left, but not those to the right. The lamp just hovers in the air. In the top right corner are two gray icons. The top one has a black frame and shows an image of a lamp, tilted left as opposed to the straight position of the lamp in the image. There is a + sign below in the left corner. The second icon without a frame has a large white cross in the middle.]<br />
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:[This turns out to be a '''web applet''' and using the "+ lamp" icon two more lamps can be added getting up to three. They are all adjustable both regarding position, direction, color of light and beam width. When selecting a lamp a red circle appear around it with a small circle on top that can be used to control the light color from blue to the left to red to the right. In front is a red arrow that can turn the lamp and it can also be used to change the beam width by pulling it away from the lamp or pushing it back. The lamps can be moved by just clicking on it and moving it. The other icon with a X can be used to remove the lamps (and later any object that appear in the garden). When any object is selected there is a red circle around it. When this is done the gray cross icon becomes red and can the be used to delete the selected item. When no item is selected (either because it is deleted, or by clicking in a part of the screen with no items), then the cross icon turns gray again. When all three lamps are on, then the "+ lamp" icon is faded out.]<br />
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:['''If you wait''' (or relax, as in the title text), then a plant will grow or animals, humans and other items may appear. This could be birds, snakes, octopuses or turtles, Megan or Cueball or a birdbath, a monolith or a tall gate just as a few examples. Most of the items appear in one go, but at least the largest trees grow up with a big stem first and then adds parts later with leaves or empty branches. Also one item may appear on top of another item and for instance birds may fly in the air.]<br />
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:[There is but two words in the entire comic, which appears when you grow a sign:]<br />
:Sign: Sale<br />
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==Functionality==<br />
===Saving garden with url===<br />
*There is no [[1350#Permalink|permalink button]] as in the last two years' April Fool's comics.<br />
*The URL is different for every garden that is loaded, but stays the same. It links to a server-side copy of the scene, which then changes depending on what the users does with their gardens.<br />
**Sharing a URL will connect a new browser to the same garden session, but only the original browser will be allowed to edit.<br />
**The user can always return to change the garden with the link, but only from the same browser on the same computer.<br />
**This means that a specific moment in a gardens life has to be [[#Saving images|saved as an image]] for future references.<br />
*The garden itself will thus continue to develop further from the time when the url was copied, and events will happen from now on even though the garden is not opened in any browser.<br />
**If the user doesn't keep it, it will become infested with weeds.<br />
**So most likely the garden is serverside, as all browsers are allowed to see the development of this garden, but users following the url are not allowed to edit anything.<br />
*Here is an example garden [http://www.xkcd.com/1663/#0d11a2c8-fa8f-11e5-8001-42010a8e000e linked by ID] versus the same garden:<br />
**In the original [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/7f/1663_garden_tree_turtle_birdbath.png screenshot from April 4th] from when the url was created<br />
**In a [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/7c/1663_garden_Flying_birds_deer_gate_with_cactus_turtles_snake_etc.png screenshot from April 5th] the day after.<br />
**Here [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/5a/1663_garden_Pruned_garden_with_birds_deer_gate_cactus_turtles_snake_gate.png example] after the user pruned the garden in the examples.<br />
**Other [[1663: Garden/Users gardens|user gardens]] can be found on the link.<br />
*Starting two browser windows or tabs pointing to the same URL will allow you to edit from either window.<br />
**linden.xkcd.com holds all the data; the UUID just corresponds to your access key, held in your browser's local storage.<br />
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====Saving images====<br />
*Since the [[#Saving garden with url|urls are changing]], the only way to save a particular garden is to save an image of the current garden.<br />
**Alternatively, by deleting all lamps (or changing them to laser beams or turning them upwards) then no new growth will occur -- but then the garden will no longer develop.<br />
*In Edge, Firefox and Chrome, the image plus light cones but minus lamps and icons elements, can be saved by right clicking in the image. (Not possible in Internet Explorer)<br />
**They do not always save in the same way as some browsers saves the part of the background without any light cones as white, and other save it as no background, in which case it may render black, basically hiding any black items outside the light.<br />
***For those images it depends on which viewer is used to see the image, if everything can be seen or only that in the light cones.<br />
****See examples of how it looks with black background in these two color maps collections using [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/50/1663_garden_Single_colors.png a single lamp] and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/90/1663_garden_Three_colors.png three lamps].<br />
****See more details about how these [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#Color_maps|color maps]] have been made.<br />
****See also (at least) two examples of saved images as the are here on explain xkcd [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#Saved_image_from_xkcd|here]].<br />
*An image of the whole screen can be captured by pressing the PrtScn (Print Screen) key on the keyboard and then pasting the content into a blank image in an image-editing program.<br />
**An even better solution is to use a tool like {{w|Snipping Tool}} which can take the part of the screen that are relevant. This is how most of the [[1663: Garden/Screen-shots|screen shots]] for this explanation has been acquired.<br />
**In both ways, the lamps and icons can also be displayed, which is not an option with saved images.<br />
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===Lamps===<br />
*Additional lamps, up to a total of three lamps, can be added by clicking the black plus lamp icon along the right of the window.<br />
*Lamps can be removed by clicking to select a lamp, then clicking the red X icon along the right of the window, or pressing the Delete or Backspace key on the keyboard. All lights can be deleted.<br />
*The position of the lamp can be moved by clicking and dragging the lamp within the scene.<br />
*The angle and area of the light cone emitted by the lamp can be changed by [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/09/Garden_Red_Lamp_screen_shot.png clicking to select the lamp and to reveal the red control triangle]. Rotating the control triangle around the lamp will change the aim of the lamp to point in the direction of the triangle, dragging the control triangle towards the lamp will [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/cc/1663_garden_One_color_Light_blue.png widen the beam], and dragging the control triangle towards away from the lamp will [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/5a/1663_garden_Pruned_garden_with_birds_deer_gate_cactus_turtles_snake_gate.png narrow the beam].<br />
*The color emitted by the lamp can be changed by clicking the lamp to reveal the colored control dot, and by rotating the dot around the lamp. The small color control circle changes color to match the color of the lamps beam of light. new lights default to a center position, emitting a pale green. '''rotating the control right''' changes the color to yellow, orange, and finally red, and '''rotating the control left''' changes the color to white, then blue.<br />
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===Colors of light===<br />
*The color control moves in a smooth gradient between colors, along the spectrum without any set positions.<br />
*Small changes in the color can have an effect on the garden, even though there is no clear change in the color. <br />
*[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/50/1663_garden_Single_colors.png As many as nine colors] can be identified from the emitted light of a single lamp, and many more colors are evident when [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/90/1663_garden_Three_colors.png two or three lamps overlap].<br />
*There is reason to believe that even half the change will create different gardens, i.e. there can be at least one more position between those nine settings that will change the effect, giving eight more settings for a total of 17 "different" colors. An experiment with such '''17 settings''' for just [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#One_lamp_one_color|One lamp with one color]].<br />
*Several unique elements only seem to appear using the eight half-colors. Both the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/3f/1663_garden_One_color_Between_orange_red_and_red_First_thing_Mars_rover.png Mars rover] and the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/1b/1663_garden_One_color_Between_Light_yellow_and_yellow_First_thing_stilts_right.png Stilts girl] might be missed.<br />
*Colors can thus be indicated from these 17 divisions:<br><br />
**Below is a table with these 17 division shown and what to expect. <br />
**This may change over time, but was as it about a week after release. <br />
***If updating, please make a note that this may have only applied during the first week(s) and add new feature without deleting.<br />
**There has been an [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#One_lamp_one_color|experiment made]] with these 17 colors, see that for more details. <br />
***The color names links to these experimental gardens, that will never be changed after the initiation.<br />
***But there are reasons to believe that two gardens made identical may develop quite differently, as it seems some gardens have very limited growth in spite of the same light. Some of these gardens may be of that persuasion.<br />
****This was proven when 34 more gardens using the 17 colors where started in a [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#Second_experiment|similar experiment]].<br />
*The debugger reveals that each light has a "temp" property which ranges from 0 (red) to 1 (blue). The default setting is 0.5.<br />
**The RGB color corresponding to "temp" is determined by this function in linden.js:<br />
::<tt>function u(t){return.32>t?[1,.5+.5*t/.32,.5]:.64>t?[1,1,.5+.5*(t-.32)/.32]:[.75+.25*(1-t)/.36,.75+.25*(1-t)/.36,1]}</tt><br />
[[File:1663 garden Numbered color scale 1-17.png]]<br><br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
! #<br />
! Color<br />
! Description of items etc<br />
|-<br />
| 1 <br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#f65c4906-fcf1-11e5-8001-42010a8e0016 Blue]<br />
| '''Pure blue'''! Aquatic theme with octopus (some with black hat), Cueball checking for rain with hand up. Less growth after the first week and octopus only over the pond (see [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#Growth_speed_vs_blue_light|growth speed vs blue light]]).<br />
|-<br />
| 2<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#d5b7fed6-fd94-11e5-8001-42010a8e000a Blue -> light blue]<br />
| Octopus over pond and boats in pond, Cueball hands up and down (the latter possibly with black hat), {{w|Cairn}}s of '''stones''' and {{w|obelisk}}.<br />
|-<br />
| 3<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#3afb7988-fcf2-11e5-8001-42010a8e0019 Light blue]<br />
| Cueball hands down (but can be with [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/64/1663_garden_Color_03_8d.png hand up] as well), Cairns of '''stones''', obelisk, wading bird and boats.<br />
|-<br />
| 4<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#303c341c-fd95-11e5-8001-42010a8e0016 Light blue -> blue white]<br />
| Obelisk, flower base and stems and balloon string with normal and huge balloons, Cueball hands up (and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/a5/1663_garden_Color_04_2_8d.png also down] with {{w|column}} and wadding bird), fish, shark fins and boats.<br />
|-<br />
| 5<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#98dc3452-fcf2-11e5-8010-42010a8e0008 Blue white]<br />
| Office landscape with desks and chairs, table, column, obelisk, pots with star plant or other flowers base and stems, Beret Guy in pond, Cueball hands up and down, balloon string with normal and huge balloons drifting far left and right on their strings in the wind. [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/ac/1663_garden_Color_05_8d.png Also wadding bird], boats and shark fin<br />
|-<br />
| 6<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#5a45a1f8-fd95-11e5-8001-42010a8e000e Blue white -> white]<br />
| Both kinds of Cueball, Ponytail, Beret Guy, both types of cats, office desk, table, standing bird, wading bird, heron, owl, shark fin, bunny boat, flowers base and stems, balloon string with normal and huge balloons. Also [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/36/1663_garden_Color_06_2_8d.png fish] and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/75/1663_garden_Color_06_8d.png flying fish].<br />
|-<br />
| 7<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#ba6b4ac2-fcf2-11e5-8001-42010a8e0019 White]<br />
| Balloon string with normal and huge balloons (here '''three in one garden'''), Megan hand up, cats, bunnies, shark fin, fish, Beret Guy, flowers base and stems and trees. [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/c7/1663_garden_Color_07_8d.png Also] platform in tree, beehive base, Ponytail, water bird and flying fish and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/8/82/1663_garden_Color_07_2_8d.png Heron].<br />
|-<br />
| 8<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#8874be6a-fd95-11e5-8001-42010a8e0016 White -> light yellow]<br />
| Megan hands up, {{w|shrub}}s, flowers base stems, '''hilt''' and '''some blooms''', trees, bunnies, fish, shark fin, water bird, owl, bunnies. [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/2a/1663_garden_Color_08_2_8d.png Also] birdbath and stilt girl.<br />
|-<br />
| 9<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#db338968-fcf2-11e5-8001-42010a8e0016 Light yellow]<br />
| '''Starting color'''. Megan hands down and with sword on platform, trees, shrub, flowers base and stems, grass, platform in tree, birdbath, ducks, wading bird, pots, with star plants, tall platform. [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/c3/1663_garden_Color_09_8d.png Also] deer, stilt girl, fish and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/1f/1663_garden_Color_09_2_8d.png shark fin].<br />
|-<br />
| 10<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#b28f8522-fd95-11e5-8001-42010a8e0013 Light yellow -> Yellow]<br />
| Girl on stilts, Megan with swords on platform, trees, flowers base and stems, grass, reeds in pond, platform in trees, tall platforms, deer, snake, pots<br />
|-<br />
| 11<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#efccf292-fcf2-11e5-8010-42010a8e0003 Yellow]<br />
| Sale signs, tall platform, snakes, armadillo, flowers base and stems, reeds in pond. Also [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/ce/1663_garden_Color_11_2_8d.png deer].<br />
|-<br />
| 12<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#de4fd3b0-fd95-11e5-8001-42010a8e0011 Yellow -> Orange]<br />
| Sale signs, snakes, turtles, tulips and wavy plants. Also [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/b/bb/1663_garden_Color_12_2_8d.png tall platform] and armadillo.<br />
|-<br />
| 13<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#0d6bca62-fcf3-11e5-8019-42010a8e0005 Orange]<br />
| Wavy plants, turtles, [[#Linsang_-_cat_like_animal|linsang]], flying birds and flying Megan (and thus also bird risers and their roots). Also [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/98/1663_garden_Color_13_8d.png armadillos].<br />
|-<br />
| 14<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#578b80bc-fd96-11e5-8001-42010a8e000a Orange -> orange red]<br />
| Snakes, turtles, linsang, armadillo, tulips wavy plants, flying birds and flying Megan (and thus also bird risers and their roots).<br />
|-<br />
| 15<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#28b238b0-fcf3-11e5-8001-42010a8e0018 Orange red]<br />
| Desert landscape with turtles, cactus sale, signs, lamp post poles without lamps, platform on cactus resulting in inverted pyramids. Also [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/d4/1663_garden_Color_15_2_8d.png linsang].<br />
|-<br />
| 16<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#ad7ca596-fd96-11e5-8020-42010a8e0006 Orange red -> red]<br />
| Desert landscape with Mars rover, turtles, cactus sale, signs, lamp post poles without lamps but no platforms. Also [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e3/1663_garden_Color_16_2_8d.png linsang].<br />
|-<br />
| 17<br />
| [http://xkcd.com/1663/#46cc4e08-fcf3-11e5-8001-42010a8e0013 Red]<br />
| '''Pure red'''! Desert landscape with turtles and cactus only.<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Effect of light===<br />
*How much the color affects the growth took some time to find out but already from the stat it was clear that there definitely was a correlation<br />
*For instance areas under lights set to the the outer position or the starting position was very different.<br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/23/1663_garden_Octopus_garden_with_Cueball_hand_up_and_a_black_hat_octopus.png Pure blue light] (left most) develop into a boring aquatic theme with only lots of octopuses (maybe with a black hat) and the Cueball holding a hand out to check for rain. <br />
***The appearance of pure blue gardens have changed with time so octopuses now only appear over the pond [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/1d/1663_garden_One_color_Blue_9d.png like this].<br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/70/1663_garden_One_color_red_9d.png Pure red light] (far right) develop into a boring desert theme with only cactus and turtles.<br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/9c/1663_garden_One_color_Light_yellow_9d.png Light yellow] or [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/2e/1663_garden_Color_09_3d.png starting light] grows lots of plants like trees, grass and scrubs and several animals like ducks, deer, fish and wadding bird and also birdbath, stilt girl and both standing Megan and sword Megan.<br />
*Soon after the release of the comic some research into a single lamp with unchaining light, that covering the whole light range split into 17 divisions was undertaken.<br />
*[[File:1663 garden Numbered color scale 1-17.png]]<br />
**See these gardens [[1663:_Garden/Users_gardens#Locked_gardens_only_for_explanation_use|locked for explanation use only]] and also see more about the 17 split in the color range [[#Colors of light|above]].<br />
*Mixed light seems to be able to do the same, but it is unclear if what grows only depends on the final mixed color, or if it is a mix of what would grow under those two colors.<br />
**There are some indications that it is not a clear mix as pure blue together with pure red, does not seem to produce neither Octopuses or desert theme.<br />
**If there are any items that can only grow under a mix of light this has not been proven. Most objects that can grow directly from the ground, has been observed in the experimental single color gardens mentioned above.<br />
**But there may be items that needs to grow on top of other objects, and these may require a change of color from what the base needs. And thus they will not appear under one color light. Possible examples of these items could be:<br />
***[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/f/f3/Garden_Desk_lamp.png Desk lamp] (needing some kind of platform forming in another color range like the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/ee/Garden_Tall_platform.png tall platform], yellow or the small [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/11/Garden_Platform_1.png platform], orange).<br />
***[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/8/88/Garden_Giant_Planter.png Giant Planter] (needing for instance a [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/c4/Garden_PlatformColumn_3.png platform column], light blue light]<br />
***[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e0/Garden_lamp-topper.png Lamp pole tops] (needing [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/8/81/Garden_Lamppost_1.png lamp poles] forming under orange light)<br />
***[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/a4/Garden_Flower_bloom_1.png Flower blooms] (any type) (needing [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/d1/Garden_Flower_segment_1.png flower segments], several colors)<br />
***[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/7e/Garden_Actual_flying_fish_1.png Actual flying fish] (needing bird raiser, orange light)<br />
***[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/5d/Garden_Saucer.png Flying saucer] (needing bird raiser, orange light)<br />
*What happens when using only one color (other than the two outer points red and blue and the starting light yellow color) has been explored in great depth in no less than two different [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#One_lamp_one_color|One lamp one color]] experiments with [[1663:_Garden/Users_gardens#Locked_gardens_only_for_explanation_use|51 gardens]] created using 17 different color settings.<br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/27/1663_garden_One_color_Between_blue_and_light_blue_6d.png Blue light] (just right of pure blue) creates a landscape with stones forming cairns, together with monoliths, both kinds of Cueballs (with black hat on the standing one) and still octopuses. <br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/75/1663_garden_One_color_Light_blue_9d.png Light blue light] (just a little farther from pure blue than above), the octopuses disappear, but the rest remains the same, although boats and wadding bird now appear in the water, and still both [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/a6/1663_garden_Color_03_5d.png Cueballs] can occur. Going just slightly further away [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e4/1663_garden_Color_04_2_5d.png fish and columns] start to appear.<br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/d1/1663_garden_One_color_White_Blue_12h.png Blue white light] grow a sort of office theme, with desks, balloons and Cueballs. Moving towards white light [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/d0/1663_garden_One_color_Between_Blue_White_and_White_5d.png Ponytail appears] with less office items together with cats (and now no Beret Guys in the pond but [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/df/1663_garden_One_color_Between_Blue_White_and_White_8d.png lots of animals]).<br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/f/f7/1663_garden_One_color_White_9d.png White light] gives a forest of balloons with Megan holding her hands up.<br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/3e/1663_garden_One_color_Yellow_2d.png Yellow light] (somewhat right of the starting color) produce sale signs and snakes.<br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/4/4f/1663_garden_One_color_Between_orange_and_orange_red_8d.png Orange light] produce flying bird and flying Megans and on the ground snakes, turtles, linsangs and armadillos, plus tulips and wavy plants.<br />
**[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/02/1663_garden_One_color_Between_orange_red_and_red_8d.png Orange red light] (just left of red) produce lamp posts (without the top), in addition to the same desert theme as red with cactus and turtles. If it is very close to red the Mars rover appears (as in the example above). If it is a little longer from red, the platforms can form, which can then act as a catalyst for growth and create [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/58/1663_garden_One_color_Orange_red_9d.png large towers] on top of cactus's.<br />
*Nothing seems to be able to grow under several conditions:<br />
**If no lamps are pointing towards the ground for instance because:<br />
***All [http://xkcd.com/1663/#21374f9e-fbbd-11e5-8001-42010a8e0015 lamps are deleted].<br />
***The [http://xkcd.com/1663/#4896b678-fbbe-11e5-8001-42010a8e0011 beam is laser thin.]<br />
***The lamps points towards the sky without [http://www.xkcd.com/1663/#6a6a7be0-fbbe-11e5-800d-42010a8e0008 touching the ground.]<br />
***The lamps are [http://xkcd.com/1663/#c75991f6-fbbe-11e5-8001-42010a8e0011 below the ground pointing down]. (In this case the one over the pond was not far enough down and a single water plant has formed anyway.)<br />
****On the other hand if the lamps are below the ground but pointing up it can result in growth well enough as shown in this [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/7c/1663_garden_Different_light_from_below_the_ground.png example] and this [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/3a/1663_garden_Yellow_light_from_below_the_ground.png example].<br />
**It was believed that if the lamps where very close to the ground pointing straight down there would be no growth.<br />
***However this can be because only a very small area is illuminated<br />
****In this [http://www.xkcd.com/1663/#9733dff4-fbbe-11e5-8001-42010a8e0012 example] there are turtles under the red light in the pond, plants under the yellow and octopus, column and Cueball under the blue (from the time that columns could appear under pure blue light).<br />
****Similar in this [http://xkcd.com/1663/#357a48d8-fbbf-11e5-8019-42010a8e0006 example] there are octopus (in the pond), deer/plants and a cactus from even lower lamps.<br />
****Of course the lamp has to be so high as not to be underground as mentioned above.<br />
**Also if lamps point towards the ground there can still only grow something from the ground [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/3e/1663_garden_Two_light_on_small_area_nothing_outside_the_light.png where the light touches]. The growth can move outside the light cones up in the air, but the base has to be within an area with light.<br />
**Similar with items that can grow new things on top of them like tree trunks or platforms, this will only happen if light shines on the relevant places. <br />
***For instance the tall tree trunks can easily grow outside a light cone. Then leaves and branches will [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e9/1663_garden_One_color_Between_Light_yellow_and_yellow_3d.png only grow below] the point where the light hits<br />
****Similar with platform, that [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/3e/1663_garden_One_color_Yellow_2d.png grows partially outside] the light cone. More items will only appear where this lamp still hits the platform.<br />
***One exemption to the rule mentioned here seems to be the bird raisers. The bird raisers are used to hold anything that flies up in the air. And the bird raiser it self needs to grow from either another bird riser or from a bird riser root (which in the end holds all bird raisers). This root has to have light on the ground to grow and thus have light on it self. But from the top of the bird raisers growing from such a root, items are able to grow even if the tip pf the bird raiser is not in the light. <br />
****Thus flying items can appear to grow where there has [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/4/4f/1663_garden_One_color_Between_orange_and_orange_red_8d.png never been light]! <br />
****See much more about this under the description of bird raisers in the [[#Helper_structures|table below]].<br />
**Of course lights can be moved and changed without destroying what has already grown there (or so it seems). So a tended garden cannot be used to determine this.<br />
***This is why some [[1663:_Garden/Users_gardens#Locked_gardens_only_for_explanation_use|locked gardens]] have been set up where there will be no changes ever. <br />
***Examples from above has mainly been taken from screen shots of these locked gardens.<br />
<br />
===Grown items===<br />
*Grown items may be highlighted by clicking on them. Selected grown items will be highlighted with a red circle, and appear slightly lighter then other items.<br />
*Grown items may be "pruned" by the red X icon along the right of the window, or pressing the Delete key on the keyboard.<br />
*Some items (such as the large tree) can be deleted in minor parts by selecting a branch or smaller set of leaves without deleting the entire tree.<br />
*See the images (with links to xkcd) of all 250 items that can appear, here below in the [[#Items_in_the_garden|tables]].<br />
<br />
===Growth development===<br />
*'''After a few weeks''' growth no only seems to appear when the garden is actively running in a browser window (maybe only in the original users browser?)<br />
*There continued to appear new items that was not available on the release day.<br />
**This lasted about a week (maybe 8 days).<br />
**For instance many new items and animals like the columns and the owls started to appear after a few days.<br />
**Also tulips and lightning poles did not appear at first.<br />
***A last burst of new animals occurred about a week after release (either 11th or 12th of April). This burst included the following animals:<br />
***Herons, Wadding birds, Sharks fins, jumping fish and flying fish plus actual flying fish (flying without water), armadillos and no less than 12 different linsangs (see [[1663:_Garden#Linsang_-_cat_like_animal|Linsang - cat like animal]]).<br />
*But it also seems to change what might appear, so that the result of a particular color will change dramatically, not only by adding new, but also by not growing what used to be.<br />
**A clear example of this is that for the first half week pure blue light resulted in lots of octopuses all along the ground and also Cueballs cheeking for rain.<br />
**Later also columns appeared.<br />
***But after a week the growth rate under blue light almost stopped, and it seems that octopuses now only grow over the pond to the left, and much less Cueball and no columns under that color.<br />
**See details here: [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#Growth_speed_vs_blue_light|Growth speed vs blue light]].<br />
<br />
===Debug mode===<br />
{{notice|Anyone who can explain what the debug mode is, how it works, why it is there and why there is difference between the linden and the normal xkcd?}}<br />
*By changing the url address it is possible to get into a debug mode.<br />
**This may not work from for internet explorer, but seems to work from Firefox and chrome.<br />
*Normal mode: http://xkcd.com/1663/#ID <br />
**[http://xkcd.com/1663/#98dc3452-fcf2-11e5-8010-42010a8e0008 Normal mode example].<br />
*Debug mode works from this address http://xkcd.com/1663/?debug#ID<br />
*http://linden.xkcd.com/?debug#ID does not work anymore.<br />
**[http://linden.xkcd.com/?debug#98dc3452-fcf2-11e5-8010-42010a8e0008 Linden debug mode].<br />
**In this mode each item can clearly be seen as the image is framed, and thus invisible lifter images for flying things can be seen.<br />
***See this [http://linden.xkcd.com/?debug#d12a0932-faaa-11e5-8012-42010a8e0006 example].<br />
**This last mode can be used to find the names of the [[1663:_Garden/Images#Images|images of each item]] in a garden.<br />
***See this section on [[1663:_Garden/Images#How_to_find_new_links|How to find new links]].<br />
***By preventing the browser from loading specific images (''e.g.'' with an ad blocker), all instances can be pruned temporarily.<br />
*On the forum, [http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=114415&start=600#p3959056 yan provides some jQuery] which can be entered in the javascript console to add an interactive sidebar listing the objects in the garden.<br />
<br />
===Limitations===<br />
*The beam produced by each lamp is normally restricted to spread between 0&deg; (which results in no growth) and 95&deg;. The "create new light" button chooses a random angle between 45&deg; and 90&deg;.<br />
*Attempting to view several gardens simultaneously may cause some to hang on the "loading" image, likely due to the server refusing additional connections. The maximum number which can load successfully is usually six, but may be as low as three.<br />
<br />
===Bugs===<br />
*There have been several bugs mentioned already after the first day. Please include any spotted here:<br />
**Also some problems that may now be fixed.<br />
*May not run on some tablets or smart phones (i.e. touch-screen only devices).<br />
*There are some browser versions of Chrome and Firefox where it doesn't run.<br />
*The lamps may be invisible for a few seconds after loading.<br />
*The whole page used to refresh at random intervals and lose the whole progress.<br />
**It still does on April 5th.<br />
**Sometimes (in some browsers?) the garden is reloaded when refreshing.<br />
***This may though be because of the url which is a [[#Saving garden with url|link to a given garden]].<br />
***See examples of this [[1663: Garden/Users gardens|here]].<br />
***Seems to be dependent on the browser type.<br />
*Some lamps jumped back to their starting position after a few minutes, without the whole page reloading.<br />
*For a few hours after its apparition, the loading didn't seem to stop for some people, making them think that the rotating tree was the whole joke, with people expected to "relax" while looking at it.<br />
*Occasionally invisible objects are added. They can be deleted, and they have bounding boxes in the [[#Debug mode|debugger]]: [http://linden.xkcd.com/?debug#d12a0932-faaa-11e5-8012-42010a8e0006 Example].<br />
*Doesn't work over https, you have to use http instead.<br />
*It is possible to save the image in Chrome and in Firefox, but not in Explorer.<br />
**It is possible to save the visible portion of the image (in any browser) by pressing the Print-Screen key to perform a screen capture.<br />
**But in Chrome the image is black where there is no light.<br />
**In Firefox everything is visible, wth the light cones (in color) shown.<br />
*Appears to have a memory leak at least in some Windows/Firefox versions, as keeping the page open for a long time will cause Windows to kill Firefox for insufficient memory.<br />
**On the forum, Weeks tries to summon davean! [http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=114415&start=320#p3951923]<br />
*Does not work in many Linux versions.<br />
*Tree trunks will sometimes grow endlessly without leaves depending on the lights hitting them.<br />
*If you are dragging a light, the arrow, or the color slider when a refresh happens, the refresh will enter an infinite loop.<br />
**This seems to cause corruption of the garden because refreshing the whole page will result in a loop that never loads the page.<br />
**Clearing your local data for xkcd.com solves the issue but also makes you unable to edit your garden.<br />
*On April 6, gardens viewed from [http://xkcd.com/1663/#7877bdfc-fc03-11e5-8001-42010a8e000c http://xkcd.com/1663/] links began to include double-size objects, while they appeared <s>normally</s> with different objects enlarged when viewed from [http://linden.xkcd.com/#7877bdfc-fc03-11e5-8001-42010a8e000c http://linden.xkcd.com/].<br />
**Apparently some of the server's art files were <s>misdirected to the larger versions</s> replaced with new large images. [https://web.archive.org/web/20160407054439/http://linden.xkcd.com/art/rover.png] [http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-rover.png]<br />
**New giant objects are still placed according to their original sizes. [http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=114415&start=320#p3951908]<br />
**This was suddenly fixed on April 7, possibly inducing browser memory issues at that time. [http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=114415&start=360#p3952207]<br />
***However, some giant images remained cached (where?) for a long time. [http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=114415&start=400#p3952527]<br />
*Although there are six bee images, they have not been reported in any gardens[[File:Garden_Bee_1.png]]<br />
<br />
==Trivia==<br />
*There are three different title text in this comic, as there are also one over each of the two icons. <br />
**This is special as with some of the newest "game like comics" there are [[:Category:No title text|no title text]]!<br />
**The normal one "Relax" is mentioned above in the main explanation.<br />
**The other two are explanations for what the two icons in the top right corner does and appear when the cursor hovers over them.<br />
***They are ''Create new light'' explaining that this icon introduces new lamps and<br />
***''Remove selected (delete key)'', which explain that this icon can be used to remove (delete) selected items like lamps, plants or items. It also explains that the delete key can be used instead of the icon.<br />
<br />
===Linsang - cat like animal===<br />
*In the second week of release no less than 12 [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/38/Garden_Linsang_1.png images] of the animal called {{w|linsang}} appeared [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/1d/1663_garden_My_first_linsang_cat_like_creature_in_SC.png in the garden].<br />
**See all of them [[1663:_Garden/Images#Images|here]].<br />
*This animal was referenced in ''[[Thing Explainer]]'' in ''Tree of life'' where the animal is drawn in the ''cat-shaped'' section with the following caption:<br />
::'''Almost cat'''<br />
::This animal looks like a cat with a long neck. It's the closest thing to a cat that's not actually in the cat family.<br />
::*Next to the section another one is drawn in front of Cueball (obvsiously it's Randall).<br />
::*The linsang says "Mrowl?" and Cueball says "I wan't one!"<br />
*Randall has in an interview discussed these [http://www.wsj.com/articles/randall-munroe-creator-of-xkcd-on-google-search-tricks-and-cat-like-creature-videos-1447945313 Cat-Like-Creatures] and in is quoted for saying<br />
::Q: '''An animal I’m obsessed with is:'''<br />
::A: The linsang, which looks almost like a cat but has this weird long neck. I find them both unnerving and adorable. I found some footage of one running; it’s like watching a cat video from a parallel universe.<br />
::*The linsang is related to the animal {{w|Genet (animal)|genet}}, and here are two videos/photos of a genet running:<br />
::**[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRdJSVlPrGo Genet on a rhino]<br />
::**[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehq3ssg7zwk Genet on other things]<br />
<br />
===Monday 4th of April release===<br />
*Due to technical problems (or to make [[#April Fool's header text|fools of his fans?]]) the comic did not go live until Sunday evening (after midnight, so technically first on '''Monday April 4th''').<br />
**There was thus no Friday release in the week before<br />
**So the Wednesday comic [[1662: Jack and Jill]] got a lot more attention than it would usually have had. <br />
*This comic thus turned in to the Monday release instead, as no other comic was released later that Monday, as this would have taken attention away from this very special comic.<br />
**But it was called the ''April 1st comic'' and later the ''Friday comic'' in the [[#April Fool's header text|header text]] displayed at the top of xkcd to explain why there was no Friday comic. <br />
***A header text continued to stay a the top but changed two more times until the release past midnight Sunday in the US. It was even past midnight {{w|Pacific Time}}, but not yet on Hawaii.<br />
**There were thus only two comics released in the week before this Monday, which may be the first time since xkcd went live on {{xkcd||xkcd.com}} in 2006.<br />
<br />
===April Fool's header text===<br />
*There is some debate as to whether this comic is an April Fool's comic or not.<br />
**Was instead the April fool's joke the text written above the comic in the header of xkcd?<br />
**There is reason to believe this was [[#April Fool's comic|not the case]] based on among other thing these header text.<br />
*Below it a list of the different header text displayed from Friday until the comic was just released.<br />
**The header text continued to change regularly [[#Header text after release|after release]] in regard to this comic at least until next Friday (April 8th).<br />
**Here below is the different header text with info on when it appeared.<br />
***Links are given when possible to a [[1663:_Garden/Screen-shots#Screen-shots_of_header_text|screen shots]] on the word ''message'' and to a webarchive in another link when both are available.<br />
*On Friday, April 1st, 2016, the xkcd website changed to a new [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/8/81/1663_garden_April_1st_comic_is_currently_experiencing_technical_difficulties.png message] where the standard message "XKCD updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday." usually is. (This [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/69/1663_garden_Commercial_header_text_before_April_1st_problems.png message] had, however, up to this point and for a long time been a [http://web.archive.org/web/20160401175527/https://www.xkcd.com/ commercial] for ''[[Thing Explainer]]''). But now it [http://web.archive.org/web/20160401204749/https://xkcd.com/ began displaying] this instead:<br />
::The xkcd April 1st comic is currently experiencing technical difficulties. <br />
::Please stand by!<br />
*Early Saturday April 2nd the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e0/1663_garden_Calendar_systems_in_which_Saturday_is_April_1st.png message] was [http://web.archive.org/web/20160402050932/http://xkcd.com updated]:<br />
::The xkcd April 1st comic is currently experiencing technical difficulties.<br />
::Status update: Please stand by.<br />
::Status update: This is fine. Everything is fine.<br />
::Status update: Everything is on fire.<br />
::Status update: Searching for calendar systems in which Saturday is April 1st.<br />
*Later on Saturday the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/06/1663_garden_Delayed_until_Sunday_night.png message] was again [http://web.archive.org/web/20160402175822/http://www.xkcd.com changed] to:<br />
::The Friday xkcd comic is currently experiencing technical difficulties<br />
::[Editor's note: Everything is on fire] and has been delayed until Sunday night.<br />
*The comic did not come out until past midnight in the entire North America (coming out just before midnight in Hawaii).<br />
*It was finally released very early on Monday April 4th, and the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/53/Garden_Loading_screen_shot.png message] then [http://web.archive.org/web/20160404123555/http://xkcd.com/ returned] to the old standard text for xkcd for a short while:<br />
::XKCD updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.<br />
<br />
===Header text after release===<br />
*During April 4th, after the release the message changed from the old standard to display a [[:Category:Protip|Protip]]:<br />
::'''Protip:''' If you don't like how your garden is growing, you can click to prune it.<br />
*And then later on April 4th, the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/a2/1663_garden_Protip_and_url_hint.png message] was again [http://web.archive.org/web/20160404185353/http://www.xkcd.com/#5dbfbb82-fc20-11e5-8001-42010a8e000d changed] to:<br />
::'''Protip:''' If you don't like how your garden is growing, you can click to prune it.<br />
::You can copy the URL to share your garden. From other browsers, it will be view-only.<br />
*When the next comic came out, the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/61/1663_garden_Note_if_seeing_todays_comic.png message] then [http://web.archive.org/web/20160408105110/http://xkcd.com/1663/#4b04323a-fddc-11e5-8001-42010a8e0016 changed], (also for the [http://web.archive.org/web/20160406194653/http://xkcd.com/1664/ new comic]) to<br />
::'''Protip:''' If you don't like how your garden is growing, you can click to prune it.<br />
::You can copy the URL to share your garden. From other browsers, it will be view-only.<br />
<br><br />
::Note: If you're seeing today's comic in place of your garden, change the URL from xkcd.com/#<your code> to xkcd.com/1663/#<your code>.<br />
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20160408145017/http://xkcd.com/ After] the Friday comic came out on April 8th, the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/c5/1663_garden_Back_to_pro_tips_only_after_Friday_comic.png message] then [http://web.archive.org/web/20160408195958/http://xkcd.com/ changed] back to<br />
::'''Protip:''' If you don't like how your garden is growing, you can click to prune it.<br />
::You can copy the URL to share your garden. From other browsers, it will be view-only.<br />
*The [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/c6/1663_garden_Still_pro_tip_on_Friday_22nd_comic.png message stayed] like the one above at least until Friday April 22th before that Friday's comic [http://web.archive.org/web/20160422102754/http://xkcd.com/ was released]. But either at the time of release or at least on Saturday the day after the release the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/ae/1663_garden_Back_to_normal_text_after_Friday_22nd_comic.png message returned] to [http://web.archive.org/web/20160423103108/http://xkcd.com/ the original].<br />
::XKCD updates every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.<br />
:*The pro tip, however, remained as [http://web.archive.org/web/20160425022201/https://www.xkcd.com/1663/ the header text] when displaying the {{xkcd|1663|Garden comic}}.<br />
<br />
===April Fool's comic===<br />
*This comic '''was indeed supposed to be''' the Friday 1st of April, April Fool's comic!<br />
**This statement is based on several things, which can can be deduced from the above header text and the subsequent issues with the many [[#Bugs|bugs in this comic]].<br />
*It is clear that this comic did actually come out as promised, at least as promised in the third message about release on Sunday night.<br />
**It is also clear that it is regarded as the Friday comic, even in the last update before the release, which was two days after April 1st.<br />
*It is also clear that this was a very complex comic, and it is realistic that Randall did have problems with making it work. <br />
**On day two there still seemed to be several minor bugs, which seemed to improve over time so Randall was still working on it after release.<br />
***But then new bugs appeared when the next comic was released.<br />
*Both of the last two April Fool's comics, [[1350: Lorenz]] and [[1506: xkcloud]], have had no real meaning or joke in the comic. The jokes appeared from user input, and here it comes from waiting.<br />
**This makes people who spend too much time on these comics ''April Fool's'' (or if they rather wish to be called a ''nerds'' than fools, then they can claim to have been a victim of [[356: Nerd Sniping|nerd sniping]]).<br />
**So, even if Randall ''did'' play a joke on people who [[Talk:1662: Jack and Jill#What happened to Friday's comic|eagerly awaited the comic]], then he did deliver as promised a spectacular comic Sunday night.<br />
*There are several reasons to believe that Randall would have preferred the comic to get out on Friday April 1st.<br />
**Apart from it being a time consuming comic that in it self is April Fool's comic material, then by getting it out Friday this special comic, which he obviously have used a lot of time to prepare, would have had one more day as the first comic.<br />
**Getting it out before a weekend would have let many more users spend time looking at their garden. Now many would not spend enough time to appreciate the comic, as it came out right when the new work week began.<br />
***And it is a very complicated comic that just to get to understand how to really use it could take a days time even for someone with time.<br />
***And this is not talking about how the comic works, but just how to use the program, i.e. the whole [[#Functionality|functionality]] of the comic is way more complex than even a game like [[1608: Hoverboard]].<br />
**And before next weekend two more comics were released taking some of the focus away from this one too soon, and also before the next weekend. <br />
***Of course die hard fans will not forget this one, but many xkcd fans may only come by in the weekend etc. and such a hard to come by comic like this, that demands patience and that you return does not profit from being bumped down to number three as it would be next Friday.<br />
*Randall lives of his fans goodwill and to deliberately make a pun on them like this would probably not seem like a good business proposal, apart from the fact that the comic now gets less attention than by coming out before the weekend.<br />
<br />
==Items in the garden==<br />
*Below in the section are several tables displaying all the known images of items that may grow (appear) in the garden. <br />
**They have been sorted based on type like characters, animals (by type), plants (by type), platforms, others and helper structures.<br />
**In time each item will have a link to a screen shot where they appear.<br />
**Also explanations for each item can be written in these tables<br />
*For colors reference refer (also) to the numbers in this image:<br><br />
*[[File:1663 garden Numbered color scale 1-17.png]]<br />
**The color under which a given item may grow should be noted. <br />
***Particularly if they can grow under just one color if light (maybe a range, but with only one lamp lit as one specific color). <br />
***But almost more important if some items needs more than one color<br />
****Especially if the items base, the base on which they have to grow, needs another color than they do, as seems to be the case with flower blooms and the lamp to go at the top of the lamp poles.<br />
*All the images can be seen without the table here: [[1663: Garden/Images|Images of items]].<br />
===Characters===<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! [[Cueball]]<br>[[File:Garden Man 1a.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-man-1a.png Man 1a]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Man 2a.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-man-2a.png Man 2a]<br />
| <br />
*Here are the two different images of Cueball.<br />
*The first Cueball just stands with his hands down. <br />
**In this position he always looks left.<br />
**Some items can grow on his head, most obviously [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/27/1663_garden_One_color_Between_blue_and_light_blue_6d.png the hat], turning him into [[Black Hat]]. But also animals like the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/92/1663_garden_Blitz_Girls_UFO_and_birds_garden.png water bird], [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/32/1663_garden_One_color_Between_Blue_White_and_White_6d.png standing bird or cats] and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/d4/1663_garden_Crazy_cat_peoples_garden.png owls] can perch on his head. <br />
**He never seems to appears in pure blue light, and also only appears when the light is turned left of white.<br />
*The second Cueball has one hand out.<br />
**In this position he always looks right.<br />
**He is the only character that appears under pure blue light (color 1).<br />
**It seems like he cannot wear the hat or anything else on his head.<br />
**In stead he can hold object on his hand, like a [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/1e/1663_garden_S_shaped_empty_balloon_string_left.png balloon string] (later [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/0e/1663_garden_Office_space_with_two_herons_in_lake_and_huge_balloon_on_long_string.png with balloon] or the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/c2/1663_garden_Blitz_Girls_strong_Megan_garden.png huge balloon]), the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e5/1663_garden_Blitz_Girls_Armadillo_tower.png small platform] or some of the smaller animals like [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/32/1663_garden_One_color_Between_Blue_White_and_White_6d.png the bird], the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/09/1663_garden_Cueball_holds_a_Turtle_in_front_of_Megan_looking_like_a_cap_on_her.png turtle], or [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/d4/1663_garden_Crazy_cat_peoples_garden.png cat and owls].<br />
| <br />
*Standing Cueball with color [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/92/1663_garden_One_color_Between_blue_and_light_blue_2d.png 2 blue], [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/c9/1663_garden_One_color_Light_blue_12h.png 3 light blue], [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e4/1663_garden_Color_04_2_5d.png 4 light blue] and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/b/b2/1663_garden_One_color_Blue_white_2d.png 5 Blue white]<br />
*Hand out Cueball with color [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/b/bf/1663_garden_One_color_Blue_6d.png 1 blue], [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/92/1663_garden_One_color_Between_blue_and_light_blue_2d.png 2 blue], [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/a6/1663_garden_Color_03_5d.png 3 light blue], [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/5e/1663_garden_One_color_Between_light_blue_and_Blue_White_6d.png 4 light blue] and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/d/d1/1663_garden_One_color_White_Blue_12h.png 5 Blue white]<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/c9/1663_garden_One_color_Light_blue_12h.png Standing]<br />
[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e5/1663_garden_One_color_Blue_18h.png Hand out]<br><br />
|-<br />
! [[Megan]]<br>[[File:Garden Woman 1a.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-woman-1a.png Woman 1a]<br>[[File:Garden Handfig 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-handfig-1.png Handfig 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Handfig 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-handfig-2.png Handfig 2]<br>[[File:Garden Sword fig.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-sword-fig.png Sword fig]<br>[[File:Garden Flying fig.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flying-fig.png Flying fig]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Megan. <br />
**Megan with sword seems to only occur on top of a platform or a piece of furniture. <br />
***She seem to not be willing to pull out the sword when just standing on the ground.<br />
***This means that she can only occur under a one color setting if that setting can also produce a platform. This is the case though see the color column.<br />
| <br />
*Standing (Yellow 9 standard)<br />
*Hands up (L and R) (White 7)<br />
*Sword ([http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/9c/1663_garden_One_color_Light_yellow_9d.png Yellow 9 standard] and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/6d/1663_garden_One_color_Between_Light_yellow_and_yellow_2d.png Yellow 10])<br />
*Flying (Orange 15)<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/cb/1663_garden_One_color_Light_yellow_12h.png Standing ]<br><br />
[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/99/1663_garden_One_color_White_12h.png Hands up]<br><br />
[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/6b/1663_garden_Megan_with_sword%2C_trees_octopuses_with_Cueball_bunny_ducklings.png Sword-tree platform]<br> [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/cb/1663_garden_Megan_with_sword_and_owl_on_gate.png Sword-gate]<br> [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/1d/1663_garden_My_first_linsang_cat_like_creature_in_SC.png Sword-desk] <br> <br />
[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/8/87/1663_garden_One_color_Orange_d7.png Flying]<br />
|-<br />
! [[Beret Guy]]<br>[[File:Garden Beret shrub.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-beret-shrub.png Beret shrub]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of Beret Guy.<br />
| White 7 or mix of yellow and blue<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/99/1663_garden_One_color_White_12h.png In lake]<br><br />
[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/24/1663_garden_Shark_finn_and_Beret_Guy_in_same_bird_bath_fish_boat_heron_and_more.png In birdbath]<br><br />
[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/9/9b/1663_garden_Three_colors_more_separate_Beret_Guy_in_shrubbery_and_Octopus_on_office_desk.png In shrub]<br />
|-<br />
! [[Ponytail]]<br>[[File:Garden Fig 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-fig-1.png Fig 1]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Ponytail.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/eb/1663_garden_Ponytail_and_two_Cueballs_cat_pillar_and_trunk_sE.png Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Stilt girl<br>[[File:Garden Stilt walker.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-stiltwalker.png Stilt walker]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the girl on stilts.<br />
| Light yellow 10<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/1b/1663_garden_One_color_Between_Light_yellow_and_yellow_First_thing_stilts_right.png Example]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Animals===<br />
====Mammals====<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Armadillo<br>[[File:Garden Armadillo L.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-armadillo-l.png Armadillo L]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Armadillo R.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-armadillo-r.png Armadillo R]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Armadillo.<br />
| Color: Combination of 17 and 9<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Cats<br>[[File:Garden Cat Balanced.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cat-balanced.png Cat Balanced]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cat Ground.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cat-ground.png Cat Ground]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of cats.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Deer<br>[[File:Garden Deer 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-deer-1.png Deer 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Deer 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-deer-2.png Deer 2]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Deer.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Bunny<br>[[File:Garden Important bun.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-important-bun.png Important bun]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the Bunny.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Linsang<br>[[File:Garden Linsang 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-1.png Linsang 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-2.png Linsang 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-3.png Linsang 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-4.png Linsang 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-5.png Linsang 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-6.png Linsang 6]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 7.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-7.png Linsang 7]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 8.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-8.png Linsang 8]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 9.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-9.png Linsang 9]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 10.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-10.png Linsang 10]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 11.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-11.png Linsang 11]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Linsang 12.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-linsang-12.png Linsang 12]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of linsangs.<br />
**See more about [[#Linsang - cat like animal|Linsang - cat like animal]] in the trivia section.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/68/1663_Garden_Ophiocordyceps_linsang.png Linsang infected by fungus]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====Birds====<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Flying birds<br>[[File:Garden Bird 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bird-1.png Bird 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bird 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bird-2.png Bird 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bird 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bird-3.png Bird 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bird 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bird-4.png Bird 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bird 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bird-5.png Bird 5]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of flying birds.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Standing bird<br>[[File:Garden Bird standing.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bird-standing.png Bird standing]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Standing bird.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Duck <br>[[File:Garden Duck 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-duck-1.png Duck 1]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the duck.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Heron<br>[[File:Garden Heron L.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-heron-l.png Heron L]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Heron R.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-heron-r.png Heron R]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Herons.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Owl<br>[[File:Garden Owl.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-owl.png Owl]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the Owl.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Wading bird<br>[[File:Garden Wading bird L.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-wading-bird-l.png Wading bird L]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Wading bird R.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-wading-bird-r.png Wading bird R]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of wading birds.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Water bird<br>[[File:Garden Water bird 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-waterbird-1.png Water bird 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Water bird 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-waterbird-2.png Water bird 2]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of water bird.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====From the sea====<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Fish <br>[[File:Garden Fish 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-fish-1.png Fish 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Fish 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-fish-2.png Fish 2]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Fish.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Flying fish<br>[[File:Flying fish 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flying-fish-1.png Flying fish 1]<br><br />
[[File:Flying fish 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flying-fish-2.png Flying fish 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Actual flying fish 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-actual-flying-fish-1.png Actual flying fish 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Actual flying fish 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-actual-flying-fish-2.png Actual flying fish 2]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Flying fish.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=51476&mode=view Flying fish in Megan's hair] [http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=51543&mode=view Flying fish and UGO]<br />
|-<br />
! Octopus<br>[[File:Garden Octopus.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-octopus.png Octopus]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Octopus hat capable.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-octopus-hat-capable.png Octopus hat capable]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Octopuses.<br />
| Color: Blue (Only On the Pond)<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Sharks<br>[[File:Garden Shark fin L.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-shark-fin-l.png Shark fin L]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shark fin R.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-shark-fin-r.png Shark fin R]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the shark fins.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/6e/1663_Garden_Megan_there%27s_a_shark_in_the_water.png Shark in birdbath]<br />
|-<br />
! Tentacle<br>[[File:Garden Tentacle 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-tentacle-1.png Tentacle 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Tentacle 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-tentacle-2.png Tentacle 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Tentacle 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-tentacle-3.png Tentacle 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Tentacle 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-tentacle-4.png Tentacle 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Tentacle 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-tentacle-5.png Tentacle 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Tentacle 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-tentacle-6.png Tentacle 6]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of tentacles.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====Reptiles====<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
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! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Snake<br>[[File:Garden Snake 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-snake-1.png Snake 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Snake 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-snake-2.png Snake 2]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of snakes.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Turtle<br>[[File:Garden Turtle 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-turtle-1.png Turtle 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Turtle 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-turtle-2.png Turtle 2]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of turtles.<br />
| Color reddish?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/6/6c/1663_Garden_octopus_turtle_capable.png Octopus turtle capable]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====Insects====<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Bees<br>[[File:Garden Bee 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bee-1.png Bee 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bee 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bee-2.png Bee 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bee 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bee-3.png Bee 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bee 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bee-4.png Bee 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bee 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bee-5.png Bee 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bee 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bee-6.png Bee 6]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of bees.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Beehive<br><br />
[[File:Garden Beehive-base.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-beehive-base.png Beehive-base]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Beehive entrance a.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-beehive-entrance-a.png Beehive entrance a]<br><br />
[[File:Beehive section.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-beehive-section.png Beehive section]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images that construct the beehive.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=51487&mode=view BlitzGirl's beehive]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Plants===<br />
====Trees====<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Tall trunks<br>[[File:Garden Tall trunk 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-talltrunk-1.png Tall trunk 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Tall trunk 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-talltrunk-2.png Tall trunk 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Tall trunk 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-talltrunk-3.png Tall trunk 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Tall trunk 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-talltrunk-4.png Tall trunk 4]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of tall trunks.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Trunks<br>[[File:Garden Trunk 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-trunk-1.png Trunk 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Trunk 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-trunk-2.png Trunk 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Trunk 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-trunk-3.png Trunk 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Trunk 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-trunk-4.png Trunk 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Trunk 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-trunk-5.png Trunk 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Trunk 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-trunk-6.png Trunk 6]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Trunk 7.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-trunk-7.png Trunk 7]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Trunk 8.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-trunk-8.png Trunk 8]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of smaller trunks.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Branches<br>[[File:Garden Branch 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-1.png Branch 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-2.png Branch 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-3.png Branch 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-4.png Branch 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-5.png Branch 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-6.png Branch 6]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 7.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-7.png Branch 7]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 8.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-8.png Branch 8]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 9.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-9.png Branch 9]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 10.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-10.png Branch 10]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 11.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-11.png Branch 11]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 12.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-12.png Branch 12]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 13.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-13.png Branch 13]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 14.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-14.png Branch 14]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 15.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-15.png Branch 15]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 16.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-16.png Branch 16]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 17.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-17.png Branch 17]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 18.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-18.png Branch 18]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 19.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-19.png Branch 19]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 20.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-20.png Branch 20]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 21.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-21.png Branch 21]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 22.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-22.png Branch 22]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 23.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-23.png Branch 23]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Branch 24.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-branch-24.png Branch 24]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of branches.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Leaves<br>[[File:Garden Leaves 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-1.png Leaves 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-2.png Leaves 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-3.png Leaves 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-4.png Leaves 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-5.png Leaves 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-6.png Leaves 6]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 7.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-7.png Leaves 7]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 8.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-8.png Leaves 8]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 9.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-9.png Leaves 9]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 10.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-10.png Leaves 10]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 11.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-11.png Leaves 11]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 12.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-12.png Leaves 12]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 13.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-13.png Leaves 13]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 14.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-14.png Leaves 14]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 15.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-15.png Leaves 15]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 16.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-16.png Leaves 16]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 17.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-17.png Leaves 17]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 18.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-18.png Leaves 18]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 19.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-19.png Leaves 19]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 20.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-20.png Leaves 20]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 21.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-21.png Leaves 21]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 22.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-22.png Leaves 22]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 23.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-23.png Leaves 23]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 24.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-24.png Leaves 24]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 25.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-25.png Leaves 25]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 26.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-26.png Leaves 26]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 27.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-27.png Leaves 27]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 28.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-28.png Leaves 28]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 29.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-29.png Leaves 29]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Leaves 30.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-leaves-30.png Leaves 30]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of leaves.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====Flowers====<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Blooms<br>[[File:Garden Flower bloom 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-bloom1.png Flower bloom 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower bloom 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-bloom2.png Flower bloom 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower bloom 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-bloom3.png Flower bloom 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower bloom 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-bloom4.png Flower bloom 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower bloom 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-bloom5.png Flower bloom 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower bloom 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-bloom6.png Flower bloom 6]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower bloom 7.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-bloom7.png Flower bloom 7]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of blooms.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Hilt<br>[[File:Garden Flower hilt 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-hilt1.png Flower hilt 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower hilt 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-hilt2.png Flower hilt 2]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of hilt.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Stem segments<br>[[File:Garden Flower base.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-base.png Flower base]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower segment 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment1.png Flower segment 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower segment 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment2.png Flower segment 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower segment 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment3.png Flower segment 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Flower segment 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment4.png Flower segment 4]<br><br />
[[File:Flower segment 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment5.png Flower segment 5]<br><br />
[[File:Flower segment 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment6.png Flower segment 6]<br><br />
[[File:Flower segment 7.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment7.png Flower segment 7]<br><br />
[[File:Flower segment 8.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment8.png Flower segment 8]<br><br />
[[File:Flower segment 9.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment9.png Flower segment 9]<br><br />
[[File:Flower segment 10.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment10.png Flower segment 10]<br><br />
[[File:Flower segment 11.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment11.png Flower segment 11]<br><br />
[[File:Flower segment 12.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-flower-segment12.png Flower segment 12]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the base and segments of the flower stems.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Star plant<br>[[File:Garden Star Plant.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-starplant.png Star Plant]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images the star plant.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Tulips<br>[[File:Garden Tulip 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-tulip-1.png Tulip 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Tulip 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-tulip-2.png Tulip 2]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of Tulips.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/0/03/1663_Garden_tulip_Megan.png Tulip Megan]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
====Other plants====<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Cactus <br>[[File:Garden Cactus 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cactus-1.png Cactus 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cactus 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cactus-2.png Cactus 2]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of cactus.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Grass<br>[[File:Garden Grass 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-grass-1.png Grass 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Grass 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-grass-2.png Grass 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Grass 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-grass-3.png Grass 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Grass 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-grass-4.png Grass 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Grass 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-grass-5.png Grass 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Grass 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-grass-6.png Grass 6]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Grass 7.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-grass-7.png Grass 7]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Grass 8.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-grass-8.png Grass 8]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Grass 9.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-grass-9.png Grass 9]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of grass.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Reeds<br>[[File:Garden Reeds 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-1.png Reeds 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-2.png Reeds 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-3.png Reeds 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-4.png Reeds 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-5.png Reeds 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-6.png Reeds 6]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 8.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-8.png Reeds 8]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 9.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-9.png Reeds 9]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 10.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-10.png Reeds 10]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 11.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-11.png Reeds 11]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 12.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-12.png Reeds 12]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Reeds 13.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-reeds-13.png Reeds 13]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of reeds.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Shrub<br>[[File:Garden Shrub 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-1.png Shrub 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-2.png Shrub 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-3.png Shrub 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-4.png Shrub 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-5.png Shrub 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 6.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-6.png Shrub 6]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 7.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-7.png Shrub 7]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 8.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-8.png Shrub 8]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 9.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-9.png Shrub 9]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 10.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-10.png Shrub 10]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Shrub 11.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-shrub-11.png Shrub 11]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of shrubs.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Wavy plant<br>[[File:Garden Wavy plant 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-wavyplant-1.png Wavy plant 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Wavy plant 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-wavyplant-2.png Wavy plant 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Wavy plant 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-wavyplant-3.png Wavy plant 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Wavy plant 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-wavyplant-4.png Wavy plant 4]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of wavy plants.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|}<br />
<br />
===Platforms===<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Tree platform<br>[[File:Garden Left platform.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-left-platform.png Left platform]<br>[[File:Garden Right platform.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-right-platform.png Right platform]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of platforms in trees.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Platform<br>[[File:Garden Platform 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-platform-1.png Platform 1]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the basic platform.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Platform Column<br>[[File:Garden PlatformColumn 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-platform-column-1.png PlatformColumn 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden PlatformColumn 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-platform-column-2.png PlatformColumn 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden PlatformColumn 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-platform-column-3.png PlatformColumn 3]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of platform columns.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Stone Platform<br>[[File:Garden Stone Platform 1 Wide.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-stone-platform-1wide.png Stone Platform 1 Wide]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Stone Platform 3 Wide.png]]&nbsp; [http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-stone-platform-3wide.png Stone Platform 3 Wide]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Stone Platform 5 Wide.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-stone-platform-5wide.png Stone Platform 5 Wide]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of stone platforms.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Tall platform<br>[[File:Garden Tall platform.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-tall-platform.png Tall platform]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the tall platform.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|}<br />
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===Other items===<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Balloon<br>[[File:Garden Balloon.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-balloon.png Balloon]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Balloon Huge.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-balloon-huge.png Balloon Huge]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Balloon Segment.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-balloon-segment.png Balloon Segment]<br><br />
[[File:Balloon segment short.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-balloon-segment-short.png Balloon segment short]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of balloons and their strings.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/34/1663_garden_S_shaped_empty_balloon_string_right.png S-shaped balloon string]<br />
|-<br />
! Birdbath<br>[[File:Garden Birdbath.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-birdbath.png Birdbath]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the birdbath.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/a/a1/1663_garden_Purple_garden_with_Heron.png Birdbath legged deer]<br />
|-<br />
! Boat<br>[[File:Garden Boat 1 L.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-boat-1-l.png Boat 1 L]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Boat 1 R.png]]&nbsp;[http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-boat-1-r.png Boat 1 R]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of boats.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Cairn stones<br>[[File:Garden Cairn Base 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-base-1.png Cairn Base 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Base 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-base-2.png Cairn Base 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Base 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-base-3.png Cairn Base 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Base 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-base-4.png Cairn Base 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Base 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-base-5.png Cairn Base 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Mid 1.png]]&nbsp; [http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-mid-1.png Cairn Mid 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Mid 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-mid-2.png Cairn Mid 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Mid 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-mid-3.png Cairn Mid 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Mid 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-mid-4.png Cairn Mid 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Mid 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-mid-5.png Cairn Mid 5]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Top 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-top-1.png Cairn Top 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Top 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-top-2.png Cairn Top 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Top 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-top-3.png Cairn Top 3]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Top 4.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-top-4.png Cairn Top 4]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Cairn Top 5.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-cairn-top-5.png Cairn Top 5]<br />
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*Here is the image of the stones used to form cairns.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/23/1663_Garden_An_Engineer_cairns.png Gigantic rock pile]<br />
|-<br />
! Furniture<br>[[File:Garden Desk 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-desk-1.png Desk 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Desk lamp.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-desk-lamp.png Desk lamp]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Table 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-table-1.png Table 1]<br />
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*Here are the images of furniture for the office and other places.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Giant Planter<br>[[File:Garden Giant Planter.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-giant-planter.png Giant Planter]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the giant Planter.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/1a/1663_garden_Underground_light_gives_large_tub_on_top_of_pillar_then_filled_with_trees.png Giant planter with trees]<br />
|-<br />
! Hat<br>[[File:Garden Hat 1a.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-hat-1a.png Hat 1a]<br />
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*Here is the image of the black hat.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Lamppost<br>[[File:Garden Lamp crossbar left.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-lamp-crossbar-left.png Lamp crossbar left]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Lamp crossbar right.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-lamp-crossbar-right.png Lamp crossbar right]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Lamppost 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-lamppost-1.png Lamppost 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden lamp-topper.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-lamp-topper.png lamp-topper]<br />
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*Here are the images that may form the complete lamppost. <br />
*The lamp post looks exactly like the one in [[665: Prudence]], and that is the one from {{w|Narnia}} which actually grew up in the forest when Narnia was created in the chronologically first book {{w|The Magician's Nephew}} when Aslan created Narnia.<br />
<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/7a/1663_garden_Blitz_Girls_lamp_posts_and_flowers_garden.png Example with lamp]<br> [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/8/81/1663_garden_Lamp_post_poles_and_mars_rover.png Example with crossbar]<br />
|-<br />
! Obelisk<br>[[File:Garden Obelisk.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-obelisk.png Obelisk]<br />
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*Here is the image of the obelisk.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Pot<br>[[File:Garden Pot 1.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-pot-1.png Pot 1]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Pot 2.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-pot-2.png Pot 2]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Pot 3.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-pot-3.png Pot 3]<br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of pots.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Rover<br>[[File:Garden Rover.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-rover.png Rover]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the Mars rover.<br />
| Color 16<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/3f/1663_garden_One_color_Between_orange_red_and_red_First_thing_Mars_rover.png Mars rover]<br />
|-<br />
! Sale sign<br>[[File:Garden Sale sign.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-sale-sign.png Sale sign]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the sale sign.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|-<br />
! Saucer<br>[[File:Garden Saucer.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-saucer.png Saucer]<br />
|<br />
*Here is the image of the flying saucer.<br />
| Color?<br />
| [http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=51432&mode=view BlitzGirl's UFO garden]<br />
|}<br />
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===Helper structures===<br />
{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" |<br />
! To see/hide images click here:<br />
! Description of images<br />
! Relevant colors<br />
! Link to screen-shots<br />
|-<br />
! Bird riser<br>[[File:Garden Bird riser.png]],&nbsp;[[File:Garden Bird riser with background.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-bird-riser.png Bird riser], and with background<br><br />
[[File:Garden Bird riser root.png]]&nbsp;[[File:Garden Bird riser root with frame.png]][http://linden.xkcd.com/art/2x-bird-riser-root.png Bird riser root], and with frame<br><br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of the bird riser and it's root. <br />
**They only seem to appear in the orange color range.<br />
**The riser is invisible (white) and would have to have a background to be seen (both versions are shown to the left). This will never be the case in the garden as the raiser does not show up in front of other black items.<br />
***However, the risers can be seen using the [[#Debug_mode|debug mode]], and this is used as the example to the right.<br />
***Also using the debug mode on this [http://www.xkcd.com/1663/#1e853af8-055f-11e6-8001-42010a8e000f garden] the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e0/1663_garden_Color_13_2_5d_debug_with_count.png number of items can be counted] as shown in the link. <br />
****From this link it is clear that there are three bird risers attached to two of the seven bird riser roots. <br />
****Here only single bird risers are displayed, but they can be connected see below.<br />
**The root can often be seen on the ground, but it can be hidden behind other objects. <br />
***Also the root has the first short part of a bird riser above the root, which is invisible (by any means). The bird riser takes hold at the top of this invisible part. That it is there can best be seen by putting a frame around the image of the root, to see that it is twice as high as the root itself. Such an image is also shown to the left. (But the end can also be seen in the debug mode images).<br />
*The riser are used to make items fly in the air. <br />
**I.e. the five types of flying birds, the saucer, flying Megan and the two "actual flying fish", can attach them selves to the end of a bird riser.<br />
**Whereas the risers need to have a root to begin, then more risers can attach to the end already existing risers, thus getting much higher up in the air than one riser (all the way up!).<br />
**Risers can have any angles to each others, even going further down, which can explain birds and other flying objects touching the ground (even making an object be situated partially beneath the ground, like [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/c/cf/1663_garden_One_color_Orange_6d.png this flying Megan] from this [http://xkcd.com/1663/#0d6bca62-fcf3-11e5-8019-42010a8e0005 garden] or maybe even outside the frame, see last example below).<br />
**As opposed to anything else the light that creates a bird (or other flying item) does not need to touch the actually bird, but rather the place from where the bird riser is rooted. <br />
***This indicates that the birds etc. can grow from light touching the base of the risers rather than the tip. <br />
****Since many bird risers can grow in layers above the first riser it is clear that the bird riser does not appear with a bird on them in one go! <br />
***There are many examples with [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/4/48/1663_garden_One_color_Orange_9d.png birds] or [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/4/4f/1663_garden_One_color_Between_orange_and_orange_red_8d.png flying Megan] "growing" outside the light, where no light ever was, as seen from some of the [[1663:_Garden/Users_gardens#Locked_gardens_only_for_explanation_use|locked experimental gardens]].<br />
*When selecting a bird riser root all bird risers and all flying things connected to these will also be selected (and deleted if the root is deleted).<br />
**Here are two examples from the same [http://xkcd.com/1663/#578b80bc-fd96-11e5-8001-42010a8e000a garden] where two different roots have been selected:<br />
***In this [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/b/b9/1663_garden_14_Between_orange_and_orange_red_15d_selected_bird_riser_root.png example] the selected root is hidden by the tulip in the red circle. Seven birds are selected both right and left of this root. (Two of them on top of each other).<br />
***In this [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/2/27/1663_garden_14_Between_orange_and_orange_red_15d_selected_bird_riser_root_Megan.png example] the root in the red circle is completely hidden by turtles etc. It connects to three birds and one flying Megan, showing that it is the bird riser roots that also connect to her.<br />
**In this next example [http://xkcd.com/1663/#59246c86-fcce-11e5-8001-42010a8e0010 garden] the links between a root and four birds are displayed in detail.<br />
***The [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/73/1663_garden_SF_final.png first image] is just the normal garden view screen-shot (lamps deleted). 10 birds can be seen; there are six birds over the lamp post; two near the ground under the high platform; one near the right crown of the tree; and one to the left that looks like it is a part of the linsang. Several bird riser roots (at least five) can be seen on the ground from the middle of the platform and right past the cat (two under it) and then at the sign.<br />
***In the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/8/8d/1663_garden_SF_final_selected.png second image] the root at the foot of the Sale sign has been selected. Four birds have been selected, spread out over the entire section with birds, including the lowest, the highest, the left most and one over the lamp post.<br />
***In the [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/73/1663_garden_SF_final_debug.png third image] debug mode has been used. All the long purple lines (of equal length) indicate bird risers.<br />
***In the last [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/3/35/1663_garden_SF_final_debug_drawing.png fourth image] the links between the root and the four birds have been indicated. A zero (0) has been written under the root. Then 1 indicates the single bird riser that goes to the right bird over the lamp post. Bird riser 2, 3 and 4 connect to each other from the root up to the highest bird right of the crown. Then bird riser 5 goes from that to the bird near the linsang left of the tree, and finally bird riser 6 and 7 goes straight back and down to the lowest bird near the ground. <br />
****Several bird risers seems to go beneath the ground!<br />
**That bird risers can go beneath the ground has already been show with flying Megan partly under ground.<br />
***In this last example it is made clear that birds can then appear either under ground (or under the top of other structures blocking their view) or even totally outside the frame (as indicated above the bird risers seem to be able to sprout items outside the cones of light, as long as they grow in the light them selves).<br />
***The proof for this comes in this [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/1/16/1663_garden_Color_13_5d_debug_with_count.png example] with the debug version of this [http://www.xkcd.com/1663/#fa1b5c92-055e-11e6-8001-42010a8e000f garden] showing the count:<br />
****At the time of [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/7/73/1663_garden_Color_13_5d.png these images] there where only 8 visible birds<br />
****But the count lists 20 birds, indicating that no less than 12 birds are hidden from view!<br />
| Color [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/4/48/1663_garden_One_color_Orange_9d.png 13 Orange] and [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/4/4f/1663_garden_One_color_Between_orange_and_orange_red_8d.png 14 Orange].<br />
| [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e7/1663_garden_Color_13_2_5d_debug_bird_risers.png Bird riser debug]<br><br />
[http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/5/5e/1663_garden_Color_14_3d.png Root]<br />
|-<br />
! Null<br>[[File:Garden Null.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-null.png Null]<br>[[File:Garden Null continue.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-null-continue-air.png Null continue]<br><br />
[[File:Garden Null continue air.png]],&nbsp;[[File:Garden Null continue air with background.png]]&nbsp;[http://xkcd.com/1663/art/2x-null-continue-air.png Null continue air], and with background<br><br />
|<br />
*Here are the images of ''null''. They cannot normally be seen, the air version even have to have a background to be seen (both versions are shown). They are used for ??.<br />
| Color<br />
| [ Example]<br />
|}<br />
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[[Category:Comics featuring Black Hat]] <!-- Can appear when a Cueball gets on the Black Hat, but that would thus turn him into Black Hat --><br />
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[[Category:Sharks]] <!-- Shark fins appeared after more than a week --><br />
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108.162.238.11
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Syndication&diff=186913
Syndication
2020-02-05T16:00:57Z
<p>108.162.238.11: /* List of Changes proposed by Randell */</p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| date = April 1, 2007<br />
| title = Syndication<br />
| image = syndication.jpg<br />
| ldomain = imgs<br />
| lappend = comics/xkcd_ufs.jpg<br />
| titletext = Complaints should be directed to the xkcd writing staff.<br />
| before = Now that xkcd is carried by United Features Syndicate, there are going to be a few changes to the comic. Obviously, with the rights signed over, it will no longer be published under Creative Commons, and all previous strips will be retroactively un-CC'd and relicensed under UFS terms. All online content will be protected via proprietary DRM. I also recieved a letter outlining topics and content that would be off-limits in the new xkcd. Prohibited content includes:<br />
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- Cultural references that would be lost on the average newspaper reader<br />
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- Mathematics above the high-school level<br />
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- Obscure scientific subjects<br />
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- Overt sexual material<br />
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- Objectionable words such as fuck, shit, cunt, ass, tits, cock, scrotum, bitch, Belgium, pussy, or twat<br />
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- Same-sex relationships<br />
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- Star Wars<br />
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- Star Trek (Original Series and Enterprise)<br />
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- The home phone numbers of White House employees<br />
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- Bacon-based currencies<br />
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- Erotic use of flywheels<br />
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- Exposés regarding other United Features syndicated characters<br />
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- Exposés regarding the personal lives of United Features Syndicate executives, specifically including CEO Kenneth Lowe<br />
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- Teledildonics<br />
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- Portrayals of Johnny Cash as an Amway distributor<br />
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- Any story that ends with "and that's how my penis got the nickname 'grappling hook'."<br />
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- Computer-computer cybersex<br />
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- Swordfights between white people<br />
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- Bitch & Animal<br />
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- Sexualization of Mt. Rushmore<br />
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- Staplers as mélée weapons<br />
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- Road trip buddy comedies starring Tank Girl and William Howard Taft<br />
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- Eric S. Raymond performing in Cirque du Soleil<br />
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- Hats with buckles<br />
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- Licking of nipples atop a moving train<br />
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The internet is the past. Newspapers are the future! See you in the funny papers.<br />
}}<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
{{incomplete|Created by an EROTIC FLYWHEEL. Needs a list explaining all the changes required. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}<br />
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This is a non-numbered [[:Category:April fools' comics|April fools' comic]], and is the first April fools' joke preformed on xkcd. This comic, formatted similarly to other posts such as [[Blue Eyes]]. The post describes xkcd becoming syndicated into a newspaper, changing from a webcomic. Newspapers are notorious for censorship of content, and Randal describes all the changes that would be required of the comic, the humor coming from their progressive absurdity.<br />
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==List of Changes proposed by Randell==<br />
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! # !! Change !! Explanation !!<br />
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! 1<br />
| '''Cultural References that would be lost on the average newspaper reader'''<br />
|This proposal was made because the average newspaper reader is not likely to know obscure or niche references to certain works of art or media.<br />
|-<br />
! 2<br />
| '''Mathematics above the high-school level'''<br />
|This proposal was made because to the average reader, they are likely to not remember much about Collage level mathematics.<br />
|-<br />
! 3<br />
| '''Obscure scientific subjects'''<br />
|It is not likely for most people who read a newspaper to understand {{w|Quantum Mechanics}}, or {{w|Particle Physics}}.<br />
|-<br />
! 4<br />
| '''Overt sexual material'''<br />
|Such content is not likely to be received well by newspaper readers, especially if they are looking at the paper with others around.<br />
|-<br />
! 5<br />
| '''Objectionable words such as {{w|fuck}}, {{w|shit}}, {{w|cunt}}, {{w|ass}}, {{w|tits}}, {{w|cock}}, {{w|scrotum}}, {{w|bitch}}, {{w|Belgium}}, {{w|pussy}}, or {{w|twat}}'''<br />
|{{w|Profanity}}'s, as they are known, are a group of words that are meant as either a form of insult, or as a response to certain situations like pain. The word doesn't necessarily have to be part of the profanity group, but can still be offensive if used out of context. It is noted that Belgium ended up in this list for unknown reasons, though it is likely that it was done out of humor.<br />
|-<br />
!6<br />
| '''{{w|Same Sex relationships}}'''<br />
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|-<br />
!7<br />
| '''{{w|Star Wars}}'''<br />
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|-<br />
!8<br />
| '''{{w|Star Trek}} (Original and Enterprise)'''<br />
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|-<br />
!9<br />
| '''The home phone numbers of {{w|White House}} employees'''<br />
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|-<br />
!10<br />
| '''{{w|Bacon}} Based Currencies'''<br />
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|-<br />
!11<br />
| '''Erotic use of {{w|Flywheels}}'''<br />
|While it is hard to see how one could use Flywheels erotically, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34_(Internet_meme) there have been attempts].<br />
|-<br />
!12<br />
| '''Exposés regarding other United Features syndicated characters'''<br />
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|-<br />
!13<br />
| '''Exposés regarding the personal lives of {{w|United Features Syndicate}} executives, specifically including CEO {{w|Kenneth Lowe}}'''<br />
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|-<br />
!14<br />
| '''{{w|Teledildonics}}'''<br />
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|-<br />
!15<br />
| '''Portrayals of {{w|Johnny Cash}} as an {{w|Amway}} distributor'''<br />
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|-<br />
!16<br />
| '''Any story that ends with "and that's how my penis got the nickname 'grappling hook'.'''<br />
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|-<br />
!17<br />
| '''Computer-computer {{w|Cybersex}}'''<br />
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|-<br />
!18<br />
| '''{{w|Swordfights}} between white people'''<br />
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|-<br />
!19<br />
| '''{{w|Bitch & Animal}}'''<br />
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|-<br />
!20<br />
| '''{{w|Sexualization}} of {{w|Mount Rushmore}}'''<br />
|Mount Rushmore National Memorial is a sculpture carved into Mount Rushmore features the 60-foot (18 m) heads of Presidents George Washington (1732–1799), Thomas Jefferson (1743–1826), Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919), and Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865), as for the sexualization of the mountain, See <br />
Number 11<br />
|-<br />
!21<br />
| '''Staplers as mélée weapons'''<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!22<br />
| '''Road trip buddy comedies starring {{w|Tank Girl}} and {{w|William Howard Taft}}'''<br />
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|-<br />
!23<br />
| '''{{w|Eric S. Raymond}} performing in {{w|Cirque du Soleil}}'''<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!24<br />
| '''Hats with buckles'''<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
!25<br />
| '''Licking of nipple atop of a moving train'''<br />
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|}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
:[A Cueball and his Cueball-like friend are standing in some sort of grassy area.]<br />
:Cueball: Why did the computer cross the road?<br />
:Friend: I don't know.<br />
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:Cueball: I don't know either! Computers are so complicated!<br />
:Friend: LOL!<br />
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:Editor's note: "LOL" is an online acronym for "laughing out loud." It alerts you to something funny, so keep an eye out!<br />
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{{comic discussion}}<br />
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[[Category:April fools' comics]]<br />
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]<br />
[[Category:Comics_with_color]]<br />
[[Category:Extra_comics]]<br />
[[Category:Multiple Cueballs]]</div>
108.162.238.11
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=2016:_OEIS_Submissions&diff=159730
2016: OEIS Submissions
2018-07-06T17:48:40Z
<p>108.162.238.11: /* Explanation */</p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 2016<br />
| date = July 6, 2018<br />
| title = OEIS Submissions<br />
| image = oeis_submissions.png<br />
| titletext = SUB[59]: The submission numbers for my accepted OEIS submissions in chronological order<br />
}}<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
{{incomplete|Created by an INTEGER SEQUENCE - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}<br />
OEIS is the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences. Randall is trying to put his integer sequences on the OEIS website, including making OEIS reveal its password.<br />
{| class="wikitable"<br />
!style="width:10%"|Sub<br />
!style="width:45%"|Requested Sequence<br />
!style="width:45%"|Explanation<br />
|-<br />
|43<br />
|All integers which do not appear in the example terms of another OEIS sequence<br />
|OEIS sequences list several example terms. This requests wants all numbers ''not'' used as examples, which is an infinite set. Its also creates a paradox, because any numbers listed as example terms for this sequence are no longer in the sequence.<br />
|-<br />
|44<br />
|Integers in increasing order of width when printed in Helvetica<br />
|<br />
|-<br />
|45<br />
|The digits of Chris Hemsworth's cell phone number<br />
| This request is for actor {{w|Chris Hemsworth}}'s phone number<br />
|-<br />
|46<br />
|All integers, in descending order<br />
|There are an infinite number of integers. In descending order means you would start with the "largest" integer, which does not exist<br />
|-<br />
|47<br />
|The digits of the OEIS serial number for this sequence<br />
|This sequence is only important tautologically. It exists only to describe itself.<br />
|-<br />
|48<br />
|200 terabytes of nines<br />
|In UTF-16, a 9 takes up 2 bytes, so this would be a sequence of 1*10^14 9s<br />
|-<br />
|49<br />
|The decimal representation of the bytes in the root password to the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences server<br />
|This would give any user the password to OEIS<br />
|-<br />
|59<br />
|The submission numbers for my accepted OEIS submissions in chronological order<br />
|This would only be useful to Randall. If all of his submissions have been rejected, this would be an empty set<br />
|}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
{{incomplete transcript|Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}<br />
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{{comic discussion}}</div>
108.162.238.11
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:123:_Centrifugal_Force&diff=155722
Talk:123: Centrifugal Force
2018-04-12T00:56:32Z
<p>108.162.238.11: /* "The surface of the Earth approximates an inertial frame." */ new section</p>
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<div>Are you allowed to describe a force acting upon you when you are in an accelerating reference frame? I'm pretty sure you're not. The explanation says that from bond's point of view, he is at rest. Well, sort of. If you're in an accelerating car you can tell that you're not at rest because your inertia seems to be "pulling" you backwards. There's nothing actually pulling you, though. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.202|108.162.219.202]] 05:24, 30 December 2013 (UTC)<br />
:According to general relativity, that inertial "pull" is indistinguishable from being at rest with a force being applied. In the rotating frame, this apparent force is the centrifugal force. [[Special:Contributions/199.27.128.62|199.27.128.62]] 05:58, 4 February 2014 (UTC)<br />
:the explanation is correct, and you can describe forces acting on you in non-inertial frames. If you take Bond to be the origin of a rotating frame of reference then the position of Bond will be (0,0,0) at all times. So in that frame of reference, Bond is at rest (not "sort of at rest, really at rest). The equation of motion for Bond is <br />
F + Fe + Fw + Fc = ma = 0<br />
: (F is external force, Fe is the force due to angular acceleration of the frame (relative to some inertial frame), Fw is centrifugal force and Fc is coriolis force )<br />
: Since the sum of the three "fictious" force are nonzero, and Bond is at rest in this frame, the force F must also be non-zero. This force F is the inward push of the centrifuge. In the moving car example, you can't tell if you are accelerating or if there is a massive graviational field pulling you backwards. From your perspective the experience is identical. If you take this idea and run with it you get general relavitity[[Special:Contributions/141.101.70.67|141.101.70.67]] 11:30, 6 August 2014 (UTC)<br />
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: I believe the OP is referencing the vestibular system. This is what allows humans to feel acceleration. The actual physics at hand is regarding reference frames, not the ability of the body to detect acceleration. In regards to the question of "Are you allowed to describe a force acting upon you when you are in an accelerating reference frame?", the answer is yes. You can pick whichever reference frame you wish, but we tend to pick the one that simplifies the calculations the most.[[User:Flewk|Flewk]] ([[User talk:Flewk|talk]]) 06:44, 25 December 2015 (UTC)<br />
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== "The surface of the Earth approximates an inertial frame." ==<br />
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This isn't correct at all. If you're standing on Earth, you're experiencing an acceleration of 9.8 m/s^2. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 00:56, 12 April 2018 (UTC)</div>
108.162.238.11
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1957:_2018_CVE_List&diff=152816
1957: 2018 CVE List
2018-02-20T07:37:39Z
<p>108.162.238.11: /* Explanation */ There's no error there, hence no need for a "[sic]".</p>
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 1957<br />
| date = February 19, 2018<br />
| title = 2018 CVE List<br />
| image = 2018_cve_list.png<br />
| titletext = CVE-2018-?????: It turns out Bruce Schneier is just two mischevious kids in a trenchcoat.<br />
}}<br />
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==Explanation==<br />
{{incomplete|Created by HACKING THIS WIKI VIA THE EDIT BOX - The explanation looks like a list. Explain the comic and put the security vulnerabilities in a table. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}<br />
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{{w|Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures|CVE}} (Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures) is a standardized format for assigning an identity to a cybersecurity vulnerability (similar to the way that astronomical bodies are assigned unique identifiers by committees). Giving vulnerabilities a unique identifier makes them easier to talk about and helps in keeping track of the progress made toward resolving them. The typical format of a CVE identifier is '''CVE-[YEAR]-[NUMBER]'''. For example, the CVE identifier for 2017's widespread {{w|Meltdown (security vulnerability|Meltdown vulnerability}} is [https://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvename.cgi?name=CVE-2017-5754 CVE-2017-5754]. CVEs also contain a short description of the issue.<br />
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In this comic (released in February 2018), Randall presents a number of spurious predicted CVEs for later in 2018. Each CVE identifier is given as "CVE-2018-?????", reflecting the fact that they have not yet happened so we don't know exactly what their CVE identifier will be.<br />
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{|class="wikitable"<br />
! style="width: 30%;" | Security Vulnerability<br />
! style="width: 70%;" | Notes<br />
|-<br />
|Apple products crash when displaying certain Telugu or Bengali letter combinations.<br />
|This refers to a real vulnerability in iOS and MacOS publicized a few days before the comic released <ref>https://techcrunch.com/2018/02/15/iphone-text-bomb-ios-mac-crash-apple/</ref>, as well as past similar iOS vulnerabilities<ref>https://thenextweb.com/apps/2017/01/18/iphone-ipad-apple-text-ios-bug/</ref><ref>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2018/01/18/apple-text-bomb-can-crash-iphones-single-message/</ref>.<br />
|-<br />
|An attacker can use a timing attack to extploit [''sic''] a race condition in garbage collection to extract a limited number of bits from the Wikipedia article on Claude Shannon.<br />
|Timing Attack to exploit a race condition in garbage collection refers to Meltdown and Spectre CPU flaws that can be exploited in cloud server like the ones in Wikipedia. {{w|Claude Shannon}} was an early and highly influential information scientist whose work underlies compression, encryption, security, and the theory behind how information is encoded into binary digits - hence the pertinence of extracting just some of the bits from his Wikipedia entry.<br />
|-<br />
|At the cafe on Third Street, the Post-it note with the WiFi password is visible from the sidewalk.<br />
|Generally speaking, writing passwords in a visible place is a major security flaw. For instance, following the [[wikipedia:2018 Hawaii false missile alert|2018 Hawaii false missile alert]] the agency received criticism for a press photo showing a password written on a sticky note attached to a monitor.<ref>http://uk.businessinsider.com/hawaii-emergency-agency-password-discovered-in-photo-sparks-security-criticism-2018-1?r=US&IR=T</ref> That said, if a WiFi network is meant to be used publicly in the first place, making the password public is a courtesy, not a security flaw. Cafés in particular will usually offer free WiFi service to patrons, as a business strategy to encourage said patrons to remain in the building and buy more coffee. Such WiFi networks also have limited range, and at worst can only be accessed a stone's throw away from the place of business, making it difficult for people to leech off the WiFi without patronizing the establishment and avoid being caught.<br />
|-<br />
|A remote attacker can inject arbitrary text into public-facing pages via the comments box.<br />
|Describes a common feature on news sites or social media sites like Facebook. The possibility for users to "inject" text into the page is by design. This is a humorous reference to the relatively common security vulnerability "[[Wikipedia:Cross-site_scripting|persistent cross-site scripting]]", where input provided by the user is displayed to other users in a dangerous fashion that allows attackers to inject arbitrary HTML or Javascript code into e.g. a comment section. It might also be a humorous reference to the events before, during and after the 2016 US Presidential elections where Internet Research Agency employees based remotely in St. Petersburg, Russia, but disguised as US citizens, "injected" arbitrary text in the form of political propaganda into comments on multiple web sites, according to an indictment returned by a federal grand jury on February 16, 2018.<br />
|-<br />
|MySQL server 5.5.45 secretly runs two parallel databases for people who say "S-Q-L" and "sequel."<br />
|Some people pronounce "{{w|SQL}}" like "sequel", after SQL's predecessor "SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language)". The standard for SQL suggests that it should be pronounced as separate letters; however, the author of SQL pronounces it "sequel", so the debate is persisting (with even more justification than arguments about how to pronounce "GIF"). MySQL is an open-source relational database management system, the latest GA version (at the time of writing) is MySQL 5.7.<br />
|-<br />
|A flaw in some x86 CPUs could allow a root user to de-escalate to normal account privileges.<br />
|{{w|Privilege escalation}} refers to any illegitimate means of giving a system user greater privilege than they are supposed to have, and most hackers will seek to achieve this if they can. The most highly-sought privilege is that of the root user, which allows complete access to an entire system.<br />
<br />
This CVE, however, presents the reverse situation; that a flaw can allow a root user to ''de-escalate'', the exact opposite of what a hacker would want to achieve.{{Citation needed}} (In any case, the root user can always de-escalate manually if they so choose, as they have complete control).<br />
|-<br />
|Apple products catch fire when displaying emoji with diacritics.<br />
|Diacritics are the accents found on letters in some languages (eg. č, ģ ķ, ļ, ņ, š, ž). These would not be found on emojis. It is also a reference to a common problem of modern gadgets catching fire (usually related to flaws in Lithium-Ion batteries).<br />
|-<br />
|An oversight in the rules allows a dog to join a basketball team.<br />
|This likely refers to the movie {{w|Air Bud}}. It is a movie about a dog playing basketball. This has been a common theme in xkcd comics, see [[115: Meerkat]], [[1439: Rack Unit]], [[1819: Sweet 16]], [[1552: Rulebook]]<br />
|-<br />
|Haskell isn't side-effect-free after all; the effects are all just concentrated in this one. computer [''sic''] in Missouri that no one's checked on in a while.<br />
|{{w|Haskell}} is a functional programming language, functional programming is characterized by using functions that don't have side effects in other parts of the program, as in [[1312: Haskell]]. The joke here is discovering that indeed it does have side-effects, but for some unknown (and highly absurd) reason they only manifest on a specific computer in a nondescript location, but no one has noticed.<br />
|-<br />
|Nobody really knows how hypervisors work.<br />
|[[wikipedia:Hypervisor|"Hypervisors"]] are a tool for computer virtualization. Virtualization is an extremely complex topic, as it requires a computer to completely emulate a different computer with its own unique hardware and software. Many IT professionals and businesses rely heavily on various forms of virtualization, but the individual employees would be hard-pressed to explain how it works. Meltdown and Specter are related to this.<br />
|-<br />
|Critical: Under Linux 3.14.8 on System/390 in a UTC+14 time zone, a local user could potentially use a buffer overflow to change another user's default system clock from 12-hour to 24-hour.<br />
|This joke is about arcane systems that are running Linux in exceedingly unique situations, such that reproducing the error would be incredibly difficult or inconvenient, and would only affect a very tiny user base (if any at all). Other xkcd comics make references to such obscure computer-time issues relating to time zones and time conversions, and how many programmers find these issues frustrating or even traumatizing. UTC+14 is a time zone used only on some islands in the Pacific Ocean, i.e., [[Wikipedia:Line_Islands|the Line Islands]], and is also the earliest time zone on earth. The joke continues by stating that even if all of these absurd conditions were met, the resulting vulnerability would still be relatively benign: simply changing a user's preferred clock display format.<br />
|-<br />
|x86 has way too many instructions.<br />
|The x86 architecture is considered "CISC" (a "complex instruction set computer"), having many instructions originally provided to make programming by a human simpler; other examples include the 68000 series used in the first Apple Mac. In the 1980s, this design philosophy was countered by the "RISC" ("reduced instruction set computer") design movement exemplified by SPARC, MIPS, PowerPC (previously used by Apple) and the ARM chips common in mobile phones - based on the observation that computer programs were increasingly generated by compilers (which only used a few instructions) rather than directly by people, and that the chip area dedicated to extra instructions could be better dedicated to, for example, cache. At the time, there was an internet war about the merits of each approach (with the Mac and PC being on different sides, at one time; owners of other competing systems such as the Archimedes and Amiga had similar arguments on usenet in the early 1990s); this "issue" may be posted by someone who still recalls these debates. Technically, the extra instructions do slightly complicate the task of validating correct chip behaviour and complicate the tool chains that manage software, which could be seen as a minor security risk; however, the 64-bit architecture introduced by AMD and since adopted by Intel does rationalise things somewhat, and all recent x86 chips break down instructions into RISC-like micro-operations, so the complication from a hardware perspective is localised. Recent security issues such as the speculative cache load issue in Meltdown and Spectre depend more on details of implementation rather than instruction set, and have been exhibited both by x86 (CISC) and ARM (RISC) processors.<br />
|-<br />
|NumPy 1.8.0 can factor primes in ''O''(log ''n'') time and must be quietly deprecated before anyone notices.<br />
|NumPy is the fundamental package for scientific computing with Python. If something can find the prime factors of a number this quickly, especially a [[wikipedia:semiprime|semiprime]] with two large factors, there are attacks to break many crypto functions used in internet security. However, prime numbers have only a single factor, and "factoring primes" quickly is a simpler problem, that of [[wikipedia:Primality test|proving that a number is in fact a prime]]. <br />
|-<br />
|Apple products grant remote access if you send them words that break the "I before E" rule.<br />
|Another joke on the first CVE and a common English writing rule of thumb, which fails almost as often as it succeeds. Possibly a jab at Apple's image, portraying their software as unable to handle improper grammar or spelling.<br />
|-<br />
|Skylake x86 chips can be pried from their sockets using certain flathead screwdrivers.<br />
|Skylake x86 chips are a line of microprocessors made by Intel. Some processors are soldered directly to a system board or daughter board, while others are attached to boards that plug into the system board by means of a socket (pins or connectors that make physical contact with receptacles or connectors on a system board). Some sockets, especially older ones, require force to insert or remove and often require the use of a flat blade screwdriver or a specialized tool to remove, but most modern ones use ZIF (Zero Insertion Force) techniques, often involving a lever or similar to tighten or loosen the friction/tightness of the contacts. No screwdriver is needed in this case. Yes, you can forcefully remove any processor from its socket with a screwdriver.{{Citation needed}} There are many reports from people not using common sense. <br />
|-<br />
|Apparently Linus Torvalds can be bribed pretty easily.<br />
|{{w|Linus Torvalds}} is the benevolent dictator of the Linux kernel codebase. Normally it is hard to pass a change because he has the last word about what merge to the code base because that code is replicated in all Linux installations. Linus made the news in January 2018 when, having looked at one of Intel's proposed fixes for the Spectre and Meltdown vulnerabilities, he declared "the patches are COMPLETE AND UTTER GARBAGE"<ref>https://techcrunch.com/2018/01/22/linus-torvalds-declares-intel-fix-for-meltdown-spectre-complete-and-utter-garbage/</ref>. Presumably in the future they will successfully bribe him to be less blunt and/or less critical of vulnerability fixes that are complete and/or utter garbage. If this were the case, this would be a severe critical vulnerability to all Linux servers and machines.<br />
|-<br />
|An attacker can execute malicious code on their own machine and no one can stop them.<br />
|The point of an attack is to make someone else's machine perform actions against the owner's will. Anyone can make their own machine execute any code{{Citation needed}}, but this would usually not be described as an attack except in the case of a locked-down appliance, such as a video game console or pay TV decoder.<br />
|-<br />
|Apple products execute any code printed over a photo of a dog with a saddle and a baby riding it.<br />
|This could refer to a CVE vulnerability of JPG files where javascript embedded within the image file is executed by some application, only this time the code is visible on the image instead of invisibly encoded within the image file, however such code is only executed if the image contains a photo of a baby in a saddle riding a dog. It's unclear whether the photo would be a digital photo, a printed photo (i.e. as taken using the digital camera), or maybe both. This "bug" would not only require the device to figure out specifically what the photo contains image-wise, something that's REALLY HARD for computers to do reliably, it would also require OCR (Optical Character Recognition) type code to convert the text superimposed on the photo into executable code. In other words, it's hard to believe in 2018 that such a bug could exist. Maybe in the future when such things are more routine...? As an example, OCR used to be hard to do reliably and now it's a lot more routine and built into a lot of devices.<br />
|-<br />
|Under rare circumstances, a flaw in some versions of Windows could allow Flash to be installed.<br />
|Flash has been an integral browser plugin for decades but has fallen out of favor in the 2010's, and eventually discontinued because of its notoriously abysmal security record. All security experts advise against install. The joke here relates to the perceived difficulty with keeping Flash up to date or even installed properly to begin with. A common user experience which is the subject of numerous jokes and memes is the constant nagging notification to install or update Flash in order for web pages to display properly. While anecdotal, many IT professionals will bemoan the trouble that Flash has given them in the workplace due to these notifications and problems related to them.<br />
|-<br />
|Turns out the cloud is just other people's computers.<br />
|This refers to a computer meme where replace "cloud" with "other people's computers" must be used in all marketing presentation to CEOs and not computer literate persons to evaluate the security impact of using "Cloud services". Part of the humor here is that "the cloud", in actuality, is simply a term for hosted services, i.e., computers being run by other people (typically businesses that specialize in this type of "Platform As A Service" or "PAAS" service model). Calling "the cloud" as "other people's computers" is, at its core, entirely accurate, though it takes away the business jargon and simplifies the situation in such a way that it might cast doubt on the security, reliability, and general effectiveness of using "cloud" solutions.<br />
|-<br />
|A flaw in Mitre's CVE database allows arbitrary code insertion.[[779|[~~CLICK HERE FOR CHEAP VIAGRA~~]]]<br />
|Mitre's CVE database is the database where all CVE are stored. This log message forms the punchline of the comic, as it implies that all of the exaggerated error messages above were inserted by hackers exploiting the vulnerability. To pour salt in the wound, they then included in a typical spam link purporting to offer cheap viagra.<br />
|-<br />
|It turns out Bruce Schneier is just two mischevious kids in a trenchcoat. (Title text)<br />
|{{w|Bruce Schneier}} is security researcher and blogger. He was mentioned in the title texts of [[748: Worst-Case Scenario]] and [[1039: RuBisCO]]. The "two kids in a trenchcoat" is a reference to the {{tvtropes|TotemPoleTrench|Totem Pole Trench}} trope.<br />
|}<br />
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== References ==<br />
<references/><br />
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==Transcript==<br />
LEAKED LIST OF MAJOR 2018 SECURITY VULNERABILITIES<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Apple products crash when displaying certain Telugu or Bengali letter combinations.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? An attacker can use a timing attack to extploit a race condition in garbage collection to extract a limited number of bits from the Wikipedia article on Claude Shannon.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? At the cafe on Third Street, the Post-it note with the WiFi password is visible from the sidewalk.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? A remote attacker can inject arbitrary text into public-facing pages via the comments box.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? MySQL server 5.5.45 secretly runs two parallel databases for people who say "S-Q-L" and "sequel."<br />
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CVE-2018-????? A flaw in some x86 CPUs could allow a root user to de-escalate to normal account privileges.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Apple products catch fire when displaying emoji with diacritics.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? An oversight in the rules allows a dog to join a basketball team.<br />
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CUE-2018-????? Haskell isn't side-effect-free after all; the effects are all just concentrated in this one. computer in Missouri that no one's checked on in a while.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Nobody really knows how hypervisors work.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Critical: Under Linux 3.14.8 on System/390 in a UTC+14 time zone, a local user could potentially use a buffer overflow to change another user's default system clock from 12-hour to 24-hour.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? x86 has way too many instructions.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? NumPy 1.8.0 can factor primes in ''O''(log ''n'') time and must be quietly deprecated before anyone notices.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Apple products grant remote access if you send them words that break the "I before E" rule.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Skylake x86 chips can be pried from their sockets using certain flathead screwdrivers.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Apparently Linus Torvalds can be bribed pretty easily.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? An attacker can execute malicious code on their own machine and no one can stop them.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Apple products execute any code printed over a photo of a dog with a saddle and a baby riding it.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Under rare circumstances, a flaw in some versions of Windows could allow Flash to be installed.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? Turns out the cloud is just other people's computers.<br />
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CVE-2018-????? A flaw in Mitre's CVE database allows arbitrary code insertion.<span style="color:blue">[~~CLICK HERE FOR CHEAP VIAGRA~~]</span><br />
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https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:1891:_Obsolete_Technology&diff=145643
Talk:1891: Obsolete Technology
2017-09-18T21:44:37Z
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Wasn't DOS still running behind Win95, and integrated into the OS similarly to the Linux shell? [[Special:Contributions/162.158.59.154|162.158.59.154]] 14:48, 18 September 2017 (UTC)<br />
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This reminds me of this Raganwald article on Blub: [http://weblog.raganwald.com/2006/10/are-we-blub-programmers.html Are we blub programmers?] Adequate doesn't mean best for the job; this comic presents the other side of the coin, don't upgrade just for upgrade's sake. --[[User:Jgt|Jgt]] ([[User talk:Jgt|talk]]) 14:51, 18 September 2017 (UTC)<br />
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The computer doesn't look like an early PC from the MS-DOS era. Reminds me more of the previous generation: à so-called mini-computer or a terminal connected to a mainframe.<br />
Zetfr 15:32, 18 September 2017 (UTC)<br />
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:You are right, but I think we should make allowances to the look as this is stated to be an 'industrial' computer. Sebastian --[[Special:Contributions/172.68.110.52|172.68.110.52]] 16:24, 18 September 2017 (UTC)<br />
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https://www.cpsc.gov/Safety-Education/Safety-Education-Centers/Fireworks has a link to the 2016 Fireworks Annual Report, which has some useful statistics on page 2, the executive summary.<br />
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I just finished working on upgrading an industrial control system. In the plant's control rooms, the interfaces and terminals were relatively new, running Windows 7 Ultimate. However, the DBMs in the server room that managed the control network were running MS-DOS 6.22, and they still worked just fine. The client was only upgrading the system because the OEM no longer provided support or replacement components.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 21:44, 18 September 2017 (UTC)</div>
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https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:1874:_Geologic_Faults&diff=143969
Talk:1874: Geologic Faults
2017-08-11T18:12:04Z
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<div>Faults are not necessarily caused on plate boundaries - they can happen anywhere. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.146.16|162.158.146.16]] 04:41, 10 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Totally missed an opportunity for a Lego Fault.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.212.251|108.162.212.251]] 13:43, 9 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
:Both LEGO and BRIO in the same comic would have been too many toys. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.134.196|162.158.134.196]] 14:38, 9 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
::I agree, but I think he should have gone with Lego instead, more universally recognized. I know "Brio" as a Spanish Cola. :) [[User:NiceGuy1|NiceGuy1]] ([[User talk:NiceGuy1|talk]]) 02:41, 11 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
::BRIO connections can slide, like most faults, whereas LEGO connections interlock, and don't tend to slip.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.179|108.162.238.179]] 12:51, 11 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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The alt text reminds me of how Earthquakes are depicted in movies, where a massive rift opens up in the Earth. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.75.10|162.158.75.10]] 13:48, 9 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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I was totally expecting the Amigara Fault in there [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.112|108.162.216.112]] 14:10, 9 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Probably only for Germans, but the comedian Otto Waalkes invented that soap bar long ago in the seventies: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKOcmLiujAI Keili]. --[[User:Dgbrt|Dgbrt]] ([[User talk:Dgbrt|talk]]) 16:01, 9 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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No seg fault to the left or right of the image? Unfortunate. [[Special:Contributions/172.68.78.16|172.68.78.16]] 16:56, 9 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Your fault: 💔 [[User:SilverMagpie|SilverMagpie]] ([[User talk:SilverMagpie|talk]]) 19:24, 9 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Well, the "taffy fault" is named as a joke, it is quite similar to "rift faults". These are several normal faults going on at the same time at both sides of a valley. The "soap fault" is not impossible.<br />
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Another terrifying thing about living near a bag-of-chips fault is that usually the things near the tears in chip bags get eaten. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.95|108.162.238.95]] 04:48, 10 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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The "soap fault" is nothing but two reverse faults with a narrow wedge between them. A geologist would refer to the two faults separately, but to the general public, "soap faulting" would be a clear, and accurate, term.<br />
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The "splinted fault" is probably related to the ''plates'' used to fix broken bones.<br />
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The "Apple Power Cable Fault" I took as less a reference to MagSafe connectors and more a reference to iDevice power cords (both the old 30-pin and the current Lightning), whose shielding is so soft and fragile, this kind of tearing always happens, even with the most gentle handling. Actually, it hasn't seemed like the MagSafe connectors have had this fragility problem, at least not to me. [[User:NiceGuy1|NiceGuy1]] ([[User talk:NiceGuy1|talk]]) 02:38, 11 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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* If the "soap fault" actually occurred, we would probably have a name for it, like we do for the similar formations called horsts and grabens. But it just doesn't seem to be how the crust behaves. [[User:D5xtgr|D5xtgr]] ([[User talk:D5xtgr|talk]]) 03:15, 11 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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::I think if the Soap fault were real, it would be incredibly dangerous. Messing with its structural integrity or mass in a significant way would doubtless trigger a quake. Parts calving off the great wall of faultlandia during a quake would potentially exacerbate the issue, and it would likely be prone to weathering in ways that encourage instability. Worse still, it could be thousands of miles long, vertical, near-vertical, or overhanging cliffs miles tall, and rivers or huge waterfalls would flow off both sides. Earthquakes could cause considerable changes in elevation either up or down, or in areas where it generates an exposed cliff face, cause chunks of rock the size of small mountains to calve off. In other words, it would be an utterly-impassable cliff or mountain-like structure that was prone to huge earthquakes and shedding debris onto anything nearby. Any infrastructure you tried to use to go through or over it would need to deal with these quakes and would cost an absolute fortune to build and even more to maintain against continuous Earthquakes.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.245.88|108.162.245.88]] 08:06, 11 August 2017 (UTC)<br />
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The description for torn-bag-of-potato-chips reminds me a lot of the geological situation in florida, where much of the state is sitting on top of a giant aquifer instead of bedrock. As the aquifer is depleted for use as agricultural and civic fresh water, the structural integrity of Florida itself is increasingly compromised and lately has threatened to swallow up buildings into sinkholes. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 18:12, 11 August 2017 (UTC)</div>
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https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:1835:_Random_Obsessions&diff=139721
Talk:1835: Random Obsessions
2017-05-12T13:09:09Z
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<div>I'm clearly behind on some things here. I know about all of these except "sandwiches" and "bacon". [[User:Djbrasier|Djbrasier]] ([[User talk:Djbrasier|talk]]) 04:51, 12 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
:Some reference to a rise in "sandwich debate" online (Google trends or something) would be very helpful. [[User:Djbrasier|Djbrasier]] ([[User talk:Djbrasier|talk]]) 04:53, 12 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-a-hot-dog-a-sandwich is one of the threads of this meme but the meme does go further than just hotdogs --[[Special:Contributions/162.158.2.4|162.158.2.4]] 07:36, 12 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
I added some description of the bacon fad, I wasn't sure if/where the Know Your Meme entry fits but here it is (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cultures/bacon) in case some other editor wants to put it in[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 13:09, 12 May 2017 (UTC)</div>
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1835: Random Obsessions
2017-05-12T13:07:20Z
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<div>{{comic<br />
| number = 1835<br />
| date = May 10, 2017<br />
| title = Random Obsessions<br />
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| titletext = I take the view that "open-faced sandwiches" are not sandwiches, but all other physical objects are.<br />
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{{incomplete|New page, what sandwich debate? What is "bacon" referring to?}}<br />
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This comic is formatted as a graph showing various internet trends over the years. The caption states that these "random obsessions," as stated in the title, have 9-10 year cycles, and so predicts that the sandwich debate will be over by around 2024.<br />
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Discussion about the definition of a sandwich is common on the web, like "Is hot dog a sandwich?" (See this [https://www.reddit.com/r/Sandwiches/comments/6587ub/what_is_a_sandwich_debate/ discussion] on Reddit)<br />
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The title text a joke on the debate over the definition of a sandwich, first starting with a common topic in the said debate - whether or not open-faced sandwiches are, in fact, sandwiches - and makes an absurd argument by stating that "I," presumably Randall Munroe, believes that open-faced sandwiches are the only physical objects that would not be considered sandwiches.<br />
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The other obsessions mentioned are, in order: robot monkeys, pirates vs ninjas, zombies, and bacon.<br />
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Though the trend is dying out, as seen by the fact the graph is past the peak, there has been an explosion in bacon flavored/scented products as well as items of clothing and decor that look like bacon. The YouTube channel Epic Meal Time was also part of the bacon fad, as adding large quantities of bacon to the meal being prepared was one of the running gags of the channel.<br />
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https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:1836:_Okeanos&diff=139705
Talk:1836: Okeanos
2017-05-12T11:37:22Z
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Take it from here guys. Also, glad the website is back online! [[User:Nialpxe|Nialpxe]] ([[User talk:Nialpxe|talk]]) 06:58, 12 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
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"Who else is watching..." is used as some form of community bonding on Youtube to connect with other people re-watching (or watching for the first time) (much) older videos at a later date. COmpare with "Who else got here from XKCD [or similar]" if the video was linked from a particular site and it's users are trying to recognize each other. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.222.76|162.158.222.76]] 07:03, 12 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Yay! The website's finally back online! --[[User:JayRulesXKCD|'''JayRules''XKCD''' ]]<sup>[[User talk:JayRulesXKCD|what's up?]]</sup> 11:35, 12 May 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Isn't often Randall does color. Hmmm, must be Fake. :) --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 11:37, 12 May 2017 (UTC)</div>
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https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:1807:_Listening&diff=136473
Talk:1807: Listening
2017-03-06T18:20:32Z
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I think it's important to note that, at least with Alexa, the device isn't transmitting to the cloud 24/7 - the "wake word" detection happens locally, and then it starts streaming to the Amazon servers. [[User:Okofish|Okofish]] ([[User talk:Okofish|talk]]) 13:18, 6 March 2017 (UTC)<br />
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I think [[I Know You're Listening]] should be mentioned as a related comic. [[User:Effy|Effy]] ([[User talk:Effy|talk]]) 13:33, 6 March 2017 (UTC)<br />
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That's a recent variant of an old joke. https://www.google.fr/search?q=voice+command+format+c+colon<br />
Perhaps Randall got triggered by this news: [https://teleread.org/2017/01/10/when-voice-command-listens-to-anyone/ “Alexa, buy me a dollhouse.”]<br />
--[[User:MGitsfullofsheep|MGitsfullofsheep]] ([[User talk:MGitsfullofsheep|talk]]) 15:31, 6 March 2017 (UTC)<br />
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It's worth noting that Amazon Echo was recently criticized because the host of a television show was filmed using his to make an order, which, when watched, was recognized as valid on devices which didn't use a pin. This caused many unanticipated purchases for viewers. I'm not sure wether it was an urban myth, but I heard lots of discussion on the topic a few months ago. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.246.95|108.162.246.95]] 17:08, 6 March 2017 (UTC)<br />
:A quick google shows it's related to the dollhouse story: https://www.engadget.com/2017/01/08/amazon-echo-attempted-spending-spree/ --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 18:20, 6 March 2017 (UTC)</div>
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https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:1803:_Location_Reviews&diff=136118
Talk:1803: Location Reviews
2017-02-27T12:05:49Z
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Could he be referencing some other location? Is there enough data on the map to find a real-world map location that would fit the shape of the river, streets and shaded polygon? [[Special:Contributions/172.68.78.34|172.68.78.34]] 16:04, 24 February 2017 (UTC)Martin<br />
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I'm surprised that Randall didn't reference the discovery of the Trappist-1 system maybe it will come up soon or in a what-if.{{unsigned ip|XFez}}<br />
:He often has a couple comics in queue (and probably needs a day or two to draw one up and get it in and also have something XKCD-ish about it), so we may see one Monday or further afield.[[Special:Contributions/162.158.75.22|162.158.75.22]] 23:21, 24 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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The idea behind the website and ordering is probably absurdist humour in that the commenter finds the idea of nuclear missiles good and desirable, but the referenced website for such a facility is confusing in that the commenter cannot find out how to order some for him/herself. --[[User:Toonarmycaptain|Toonarmycaptain]] ([[User talk:Toonarmycaptain|talk]]) 16:39, 24 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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He is actually referring to something that is pretty fun to do, and that is exactly what he says: reading reviews of places that shouldn't have reviews. This one made me laugh in the past: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Tokyo+Electric+Power+Co.+Fukushima+Daiichi+Nuclear+Power+Plant/@37.4213402,141.0258843,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x6020dd3801b3fc69:0xa6090708f3cbc4cd!8m2!3d37.421336!4d141.0280783 {{unsigned ip|108.162.216.196}}<br />
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"Looks cool but you can't get in" can also be a comment for an exclusive club/restaurant [[Special:Contributions/172.68.65.6|172.68.65.6]] 22:18, 24 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Guantanamo Bay has surprisingly positive reviews: https://goo.gl/maps/tQ4bzttkdeE2 [[Special:Contributions/162.158.79.101|162.158.79.101]] 03:25, 25 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
:Hmmm, all the reviews have disappeared. Only one now. Maybe *someone* saw your comment. --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 12:05, 27 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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""Despite this enormous pressure some organisms live in the Mariana Trench. "" <br />
Nonsense! The pressure is no problem if you do not have holes filled with air in your body. <br />
[[Special:Contributions/162.158.92.52|162.158.92.52]] 11:29, 26 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Isn't "scathing" a pun on how these locations are typically associated with hot temperatures?<br />
[[Special:Contributions/162.158.62.225|162.158.62.225]] 00:43, 27 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
: No. The air in the jet stream and the water at the bottom of Mariana Trench are quite cold. Places on the Equator may seem hot for a person unused to the climate there, but they're not so hot in absolute numbers. Chernobyl reactor core is not particularly hot anymore in terms of temperature; it is "hot" in terms of radiation level.<br />
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Note to self: Find out where Randall lives on Google Maps and leave a review for Garfield. --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 12:02, 27 February 2017 (UTC)</div>
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https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:1803:_Location_Reviews&diff=136117
Talk:1803: Location Reviews
2017-02-27T12:02:52Z
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Could he be referencing some other location? Is there enough data on the map to find a real-world map location that would fit the shape of the river, streets and shaded polygon? [[Special:Contributions/172.68.78.34|172.68.78.34]] 16:04, 24 February 2017 (UTC)Martin<br />
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I'm surprised that Randall didn't reference the discovery of the Trappist-1 system maybe it will come up soon or in a what-if.{{unsigned ip|XFez}}<br />
:He often has a couple comics in queue (and probably needs a day or two to draw one up and get it in and also have something XKCD-ish about it), so we may see one Monday or further afield.[[Special:Contributions/162.158.75.22|162.158.75.22]] 23:21, 24 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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The idea behind the website and ordering is probably absurdist humour in that the commenter finds the idea of nuclear missiles good and desirable, but the referenced website for such a facility is confusing in that the commenter cannot find out how to order some for him/herself. --[[User:Toonarmycaptain|Toonarmycaptain]] ([[User talk:Toonarmycaptain|talk]]) 16:39, 24 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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He is actually referring to something that is pretty fun to do, and that is exactly what he says: reading reviews of places that shouldn't have reviews. This one made me laugh in the past: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Tokyo+Electric+Power+Co.+Fukushima+Daiichi+Nuclear+Power+Plant/@37.4213402,141.0258843,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x6020dd3801b3fc69:0xa6090708f3cbc4cd!8m2!3d37.421336!4d141.0280783 {{unsigned ip|108.162.216.196}}<br />
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"Looks cool but you can't get in" can also be a comment for an exclusive club/restaurant [[Special:Contributions/172.68.65.6|172.68.65.6]] 22:18, 24 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Guantanamo Bay has surprisingly positive reviews: https://goo.gl/maps/tQ4bzttkdeE2 [[Special:Contributions/162.158.79.101|162.158.79.101]] 03:25, 25 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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""Despite this enormous pressure some organisms live in the Mariana Trench. "" <br />
Nonsense! The pressure is no problem if you do not have holes filled with air in your body. <br />
[[Special:Contributions/162.158.92.52|162.158.92.52]] 11:29, 26 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Isn't "scathing" a pun on how these locations are typically associated with hot temperatures?<br />
[[Special:Contributions/162.158.62.225|162.158.62.225]] 00:43, 27 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
: No. The air in the jet stream and the water at the bottom of Mariana Trench are quite cold. Places on the Equator may seem hot for a person unused to the climate there, but they're not so hot in absolute numbers. Chernobyl reactor core is not particularly hot anymore in terms of temperature; it is "hot" in terms of radiation level.<br />
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Note to self: Find out where Randall lives on Google Maps and leave a review for Garfield. --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 12:02, 27 February 2017 (UTC)</div>
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https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:1796:_Focus_Knob&diff=134979
Talk:1796: Focus Knob
2017-02-08T18:40:50Z
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Too much existential paralysis can often lead to fiddling with email. Less frequently, too much time spent fiddling with email can lead to those existential crises. The knob can turn all the way around - there aren't stoppers on either side of the rotation...<br />
--[[Special:Contributions/162.158.255.124|162.158.255.124]] 14:20, 8 February 2017 (UTC)kb<br />
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Maybe Randall is implying that he has issues with keeping the big picture in mind while doing detail work and gets lost in the details of implementation and vice versa. <br />
This means that for him the knob is more of an on/off or selection switch. Pulse Width Modulation would then allow him to use this on/off switch more like the knob in the picture shown. (... or whoevers voice Randall is speaking in as many people probably have issues with this, myself included.) <br />
I wonder if he obsessed over how to implement this comic: <br />
1. As an on/off switch? <br />
2. As a knob with limited none-usefull settings with "ideal" labeled between the actual settings available? <br />
3. Like this, for simplicity, keeping the big picture in mind and not obsessing over the details of how it may under some circumstances be viewed?<br />
--[[Special:Contributions/162.158.91.95|162.158.91.95]] 10:19, 8 February 2017 (UTC)cdm<br />
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If the knob only has discrete positions, none of which lies within the balanced region, he could use PWM to simulate that position.<br />
Let's say the focus variable goes from 0 to 10, the knob can only stay on integer values and the "sweet spot" is around 7,38.<br />
He can make a cycle that rests on 7 62% of the time and at 8 38% of the time, and repeat this cycle with a high enough frequency so that his mind wouldn't know the difference from actually being at 7.38 focus level.<br />
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[[Special:Contributions/108.162.241.82|108.162.241.82]] 12:55, 8 February 2017 (UTC)the knob's focused on the approximate mirror location of the "healthy balance" section.<br />
I don't really have anything to suggest based on that though :/<br />
[[Special:Contributions/108.162.241.82|108.162.241.82]] 12:55, 8 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
:IMHO it's just a visual thing to balance the whole image. If you search for watch ads on google images, you'll see that the analogical ones pretty much always show an hour close to 10:10. Beside being balanced, I think those positions are chosen to look "random" (which is paradoxical), or "without a specific meaning", when a 0°, 45° or 90° would seem to have been chosen on purpose. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.88.184|141.101.88.184]] 13:19, 8 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
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I noticed 2 things that are not already mentioned: 1) The dial is currently set to somewhere along the left side, which suggests that Randall is overly detail‐oriented. 2) Randall misspelled existential as existental. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.245.196|108.162.245.196]] 16:55, 8 February 2017 (UTC)<br />
:An "existental" crisis is what happens when you are so focused on the big picture you forget details like how to spell "existential."[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 18:40, 8 February 2017 (UTC)</div>
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Talk:1787: Voice Commands
2017-01-19T14:18:31Z
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http://wbic16.xedoloh.com/dvorak.html converts "svat ussupd ;dlh a kdbk" to "okay google send a text"--[[Special:Contributions/162.158.75.10|162.158.75.10]] 16:38, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
Well that's a much easier way of converting it than my method of looking at two keyboards.<br />
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I think that's just for US keyboards. I get different results trying that on a UK QWERTY keyboard [[User:Jdluk|Jdluk]] ([[User talk:Jdluk|talk]]) 16:56, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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:The opposite way of typing QWERTY on Dvorak gives the even less pronounceable "RTAF IRRIN. O.BE A Y.QY". –''TisTheAlmondTavern'', 12:38, 19 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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The QWERTY layout is to slow typists down is an enduring myth. In the early days there were typing competitions (with big prizes) to find the fastest typist and fastest machine. This was won by QWERTY in the English world and AZERTY in the French one. Other languages may vary.<br />
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The avoid a clash reason (as users of manual machines know) is shown up by the common Left Right Left sequence of "the" and the many letter pairs in English of "er" which are adjacent left fingers and often caused me jams!<br />
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Other layouts and designs may have benefits, but will never become the default - a bit like Esperanto methinks ;-) [[User:RIIW - Ponder it|RIIW - Ponder it]] ([[User talk:RIIW - Ponder it|talk]]) 18:31, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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: "In the early days" typewriters would jam easily, so ''of course'' a layout that for the most part avoided that would be fastest way back then. Just because the layout ''still'' had jamming problems doesn't mean it wouldn't come out on top. Touchtyping (a more recent development than QWERTY) makes QWERTY uncomfortable to use at speed, but the pretty much random nature of the layout makes life easier for spell checking software (a more recent development than Dvorak) than Dvorak. [[Special:Contributions/198.41.238.16|198.41.238.16]] 23:43, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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I have only typed Dvorak since 1991, currently on a TypeMatrix 2030DV. Since I have pretty much forgotten Qwerty, I had to look at my wife's laptop to find the letters. Back and forth looking at the comic, it took me a minute to translate that in Notepad. ;-) I can do about 90 wpm in DV. Friends don't let friends type Qwerty!<br />
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* Dvorak? pfft. I use butterflies [[Special:Contributions/108.162.245.160|108.162.245.160]] 23:52, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
* As a fellow Dvorak user, I think comments like these are the reason we keep getting comics about us. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.69.177|162.158.69.177]] 18:03, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
** I can practically guarantee it. Especially since actual studies on the subject suggest it's more ability and practice that improve typing speed rather than what layout is used. --[[User:KingStarscream|KingStarscream]] ([[User talk:KingStarscream|talk]]) 20:16, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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The hovertext should say "vocal cords," right? Not "chords"? [[Special:Contributions/173.245.50.222|173.245.50.222]] 18:20, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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: I've heard there ''are'' people who can sing more than one note at a time - a real vocal chord. [[Special:Contributions/198.41.238.16|198.41.238.16]] 23:47, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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:I suppose it might be a deliberate error, but, yes, "vocal chords" is incorrect: it should be "vocal cords" (i.e. strings), or even more correctly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocal_folds vocal folds]. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.99.173|141.101.99.173]] 09:27, 19 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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: A stenograph (as used by a court stenographer) is a keyboard where one presses several keys at a time, called a chord, so I think the hover text 'vocal chord' is a play on the idea of vocalising several 'keys' at once --[[Special:Contributions/141.101.107.126|141.101.107.126]] 13:01, 19 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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The layout was intended to reduce jams, and was likely a trial and error process in development. The layout does in effect slow down the people of the day some, as for instance so many words are typed by left hand only, but this is likely unintentional. Notice that keys like the "I" and "O" are "together", but in fact are separated by three other key linkages, "K""," and "9", so pressing those didn't cause a jam as frequently when pressed in rapid succession, but nevertheless would have been faster had they been on opposite sides of the keyboard. Another point is that keyboarding was still visual at the time, so this keyboard mechanism never took into account the touch typing method that was developed a decade or so later. [[Special:Contributions/172.68.38.10|172.68.38.10]] 19:27, 18 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Is this an appropriate time to mention the advantages of MessageEase? No? Nevermind then.<br />
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Bah. Everyone knows saying it in the original Klingon is much more efficient. --[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 14:18, 19 January 2017 (UTC)</div>
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Talk:1780: Appliance Repair
2017-01-04T12:24:03Z
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He took it apart because it's not working. It's not working because he took it apart. And so we are all a part of the Great Circle of Life. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.122.102|162.158.122.102]] 15:22, 2 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Reminds me of my Christmas present to my parents - a [https://www.amazon.com/Double-Socket-Electric-Sockets-Outlets/dp/B00S5ZJTY0 USB mains socket], and my time and work to install it. The old non-USB socket was working fine, but when I removed it, I couldn't get the new one installed due to some unusual wiring, and couldn't replace the old one either. This also cut the power to the fridge! We had to call an electrician to fix the problem - literally, that it wasn't working because somebody took it apart... [[User:Cosmogoblin|Cosmogoblin]] ([[User talk:Cosmogoblin|talk]]) 15:57, 2 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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I added onto the transcript and description so it would be less barebones. If not, please add onto my work. Thanks. (It feels good to be back after so long. :)) --[[User:JayRulesXKCD|JayRulesXKCD]] ([[User talk:JayRulesXKCD|talk]]) 16:56, 2 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
:Randall was right. :)) does look mismatched and wrong. How do you fix it?! --[[User:JayRulesXKCD|JayRulesXKCD]] ([[User talk:JayRulesXKCD|talk]]) 16:56, 2 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
::I'm a fan of putting a space after the smiley (like this :) ) it can still make it look unbalanced, but in my opinion it is better than the double paren.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 12:24, 4 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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120V is a US standard - in the civilized world, or at least Europe, single phase domestic supply is 230V.<br />
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The three phases are 120 degrees apart. Wikipedia is over there.<br />
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I removed all references to actual voltage values. I was thinking only for me... Canada also uses 120V (and 240V too, for house heating, clothes dryers, and ovens), along with another few countries.--[[User:Jeanrenaud|Jeanrenaud]] ([[User talk:Jeanrenaud|talk]]) 19:06, 2 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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Not sure where you get the idea that Cueball is running an appliance repair business. Seems simpler to assume that he is taking apart his own humidifier. [[User:Rtanenbaum|Rtanenbaum]] ([[User talk:Rtanenbaum|talk]]) 20:27, 2 January 2017 (UTC)<br />
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:The Tautology Club might be involved :-)<br />
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Maybe Randall is simply giving the game away here: If it is a three-phase motor, then it should not be referred to as the humidifier. And if it is being referred to as the humidifier, then it likely is leaking, or smoking, the smoke of which is confused for the production of mist. On top of the three-phase v.s. one-phase, I think we have a good game going. {{unsigned ip|108.162.222.16}}<br />
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There doesn't seem to be any direct indication of a repair service being run by Cueball. Also, the fact that he is holing a 3-phase motor doesn't mean the three phase motor is the problem. The comic directly states that the motor being removed, not the motor itself, is the problem. (not to mention that a three-phase motor by itself is not necessarily suspicious; instead of the type of mains-connected 3-phase motor described above, it could be a small brushless motor, many of which are 3-phase, and while more expensive can be expected in small electronics under digital control)[[Special:Contributions/162.158.75.130|162.158.75.130]] 10:14, 4 January 2017 (UTC)</div>
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Talk:1769: Never Seen Star Wars
2016-12-13T12:37:36Z
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Star Wars, pronounced Star Wors, was a very successful sci-fi action adventure movie from the 70s. Due to the success of the film, a sequel was made and is generally considered better than the first. The two movies are so iconic that someone who has not seen one or both of them would be considered unusual. Other sequals have been made, keeping the fanbase of the material constantly hoping for a 3rd movie that is on par with the firat two. Sadly, no such conclusion to the trilogy has arrived. Instead, each attempted sequel(more than half a dozen now) has been not much more than a 90 minute insult to the good taste and intelligence of the fans. This continued abuse of the star wars fanbase has prompted many former fans of the series to forgo watching recent releases, and to disavow ever seeing the original work in the first place. It appears that some of the cast of xkcd be doing likewise.{{unsigned ip|172.68.79.83}}<br />
:They made a conclusion, and didn't remake it. It was Episode VI. Also, you didn't even proofread your spelling. I can tell that everything beyond your first sentence is random judgement and you assumed everybody else feels the same way, as in [[1534: Beer]]. I agree with [[Special:Contributions/162.158.2.60|162.158.2.60]] as well, and [[User:Jacky720|That's right, Jacky720 just signed this]] ([[User talk:Jacky720|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Jacky720|contribs]]) 20:37, 9 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
:DAFUQ?? Seriously, just no...{{unsigned ip|108.162.242.98}}<br />
:The prequels were horrificly bad, but Episode VI was about as good as the original two, and Episode VII is actually better. Also, not including the first two movies, there are 5 sequals/prequals (6 if you include the unreleased Rogue One). That's not over 6. Also, everyone seems to agree that the 3 prequals are the only bad ones in the series (yet). [[Special:Contributions/162.158.2.60|162.158.2.60]] 10:10, 8 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
::Some people found the Ewoks annoying. [[User:Jkshapiro|Jkshapiro]] ([[User talk:Jkshapiro|talk]]) 13:37, 8 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
::It's more than 6 if you count Ewok Adventures and the Holiday Special (which 99% of fans would rather forget about), which also add to the number of "bad ones" and the Clone Wars movie was only saved by the TV show that followed it. You are right about the rest of the post though, I suspect troll.[[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.11|108.162.238.11]] 12:37, 13 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
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My first time providing an explanation and transcript! For once I'm early enough, understand the joke, AND had time! LOL! Be kind... :)<br />
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(Hey, if I had an account would I still have to do those damned Captchas?) - NiceGuy1 [[Special:Contributions/162.158.126.227|162.158.126.227]] 06:54, 7 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
:I assume your account would have to be autoconfirmed. That means its having over a certain "age" and over a certain edit count. I think the age is a couple of days and the edit threshold is fifteen, though this wiki may have those values configured differently. <span style="background:#0064de;font-size:12px;padding:4px 12px;border-radius:8px;">[[User talk:AgentMuffin|<span style="color:#f0faff;">~AgentMuffin</span>]]</span><br />
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You mean it is not a reference to the BBC Radio 4 show. As an experience I will give XKCD 9/10. {{unsigned ip|141.101.98.183}}<br />
: It is the go-to example of a film that 'everyone' has seen. Added a not to this effect, although I feel it could be better phrased. Surprised TVTropes doesn't have a page on this. [[User:Luckykaa|Luckykaa]] ([[User talk:Luckykaa|talk]]) 12:34, 7 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
:: Fan Myopia is the assumption that a work you like is more popular than it is.[[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.177|141.101.98.177]] 15:21, 9 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
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I added a few speculations about the number of people who actually have seen the movies (or one of them). If someone find a decent reference feel free to edit that. I also noticed one word play, not sure if it should be explained or not, but probably. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.80.89|141.101.80.89]] 09:44, 7 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
:The issue with the numbers is that making them worldwide seems to miss the point and ends up being rather misleading. After all, any third world country is likely to have roughly 0 viewers, which brings the statistics down. It has been my impression that the feeling that everybody has seen Star Wars is a very North American thing, especially in America. And the cast of XKCD generally seem to reside in America. Of the billion people estimated viewers, I suspect a FAR higher percentage of them are North American than the precentage of North Americans to the world population (in other words, North America is over-represented in that billion). In the end, the assumption that everybody you encounter while in North America has seen them is actually a fairly reasonably assumption, while a percentage of 15% makes it sound like it's not. Also, there's the implied qualifier of opportunity. Cueball could easily have chosen to watch the films at some point, while there are many people worldwide for whom it has never been an option. And this comic is more about choosing not to, exercising their default option as it were. :) - NiceGuy1 [[Special:Contributions/162.158.126.227|162.158.126.227]] 04:06, 8 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
::The author above did mention that distinction but didn't supply any numbers so I took that part out. If we can get a good estimate of the proportion of Americans who have watched the movies then yes, let's use that. [[User:Jkshapiro|Jkshapiro]] ([[User talk:Jkshapiro|talk]]) 13:37, 8 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
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Is there any canonical evidence Vader didn't eat Jedi though? In the prequel films, he only kills Jedi off-screen. In A New Hope, when he kills Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan disappears. Maybe he just went hungry that day. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.143|141.101.98.143]] 11:38, 7 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
:Isn't there at least one scene in the prequel trilogy of Anakin eating something? Along with that, Vader has to have his helmet on outside his meditation chamber (evidenced by Luke saying Vader will die if Luke takes his helmet off in RotJ). It would be logical that Vader gets his nutrition intravenously or in a smoothie/drink form that he can ingest through his helmet, and Jedi are notoriously hard to turn into a smoothie. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.238.40|108.162.238.40]]<br />
::Jedi don't have to be the only part of his diet, and we don't know when in Vader's life he starts eating Jedi. Vader presumably drags them back to the meditation chamber when he wants to feast properly. He appears to have the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9ZMb0GOqfo teeth] to do it. Maybe when he's too desperate for Jedi flesh, he blends Jedi corpses using either mechanical or force means. [[Special:Contributions/141.101.98.143|141.101.98.143]] 19:10, 7 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
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It's missing any comment on the "superpower" bit. I'm not sure where to add it and kind of rushed now, so I just leave this note to maybe prod someone else... [[User:MAP|MAP]] ([[User talk:MAP|talk]]) 16:30, 7 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
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I think it's time for a Star Wars remake. Like start with the first movie (ep iv). Maybe I'm wrong but I think young people nowadays don't enjoy sci-fi/action movies without a lot of CG. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.91.218|162.158.91.218]] 06:38, 8 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
: Disney did that already, and called it ''Episode VII''. Unless you consider "reboot" to be separate from "remake" for some reason. [[Special:Contributions/162.158.58.226|162.158.58.226]] 18:44, 8 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
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As a fan dear god I hope the idea to remake the originals does not catch on. The re-releases were bad enough. {{unsigned ip|108.162.221.165}}<br />
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He's updated it with the lines added to the first pannel. [[User:Halfhat|Halfhat]] ([[User talk:Halfhat|talk]]) 14:33, 8 December 2016 (UTC)<br />
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I used to be like Cueball. And then I ''grew the hell up'' and realized that avoiding good movies is the least normal thing of all[[Special:Contributions/162.158.255.72|162.158.255.72]] 21:57, 8 December 2016 (UTC)</div>
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Talk:653: So Bad It's Worse
2014-01-15T22:05:44Z
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Does anyone else take exception to Randall considering Rocky Horror to fall into this category? So it's not The Godfather, but it's not supposed to be! I think it's exactly the movie they were trying to make, and the result is low-budget brilliance. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.223|108.162.219.223]] 01:03, 7 January 2014 (UTC)<br />
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