1397: Luke - Revision history

81.179.199.253: Undo revision 406709 by Amateurautist (talk) Technically it's a registered brand-name. (Not aware of it being the same kind of generic trademark as with "Hoover"->"hoover", etc, though.))

2026-02-20T20:54:06Z

Undo revision 406709 by Amateurautist (talk) Technically it's a registered brand-name. (Not aware of it being the same kind of generic trademark as with "Hoover"->"hoover", etc, though.))

Amateurautist: /* Transcript */

2026-02-20T18:47:15Z

‎Transcript

Amateurautist: /* Transcript */

2026-02-20T18:46:59Z

‎Transcript

172.69.194.184: /* Explanation */ Slightly less implication that Darth Vader was originally a lightsaber (but still some... perhaps more editing needed).

2025-02-03T12:33:06Z

‎Explanation: Slightly less implication that Darth Vader was originally a lightsaber (but still some... perhaps more editing needed).

141.101.109.225: /* Explanation */

2025-02-03T05:12:13Z

‎Explanation

42.book.addict at 17:50, 6 December 2024

2024-12-06T17:50:29Z

108.162.237.45: /* Explanation */

2024-10-10T00:35:54Z

‎Explanation

108.162.237.45: /* Explanation */

2024-10-10T00:35:36Z

‎Explanation

172.69.79.139: Undo revision 351648 by 141.101.98.58 (talk) Really needed to revert all those Wikia links back to Wikipedia ('cos Wikia uses godawful background scripting/style/themes/etc)....

2024-09-29T23:21:00Z

Undo revision 351648 by 141.101.98.58 (talk) Really needed to revert all those Wikia links back to Wikipedia ('cos Wikia uses godawful background scripting/style/themes/etc)....

141.101.98.58: Linked to disambiguation page

2024-09-29T22:46:21Z

Linked to disambiguation page

@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 :[Caption below the panel:]
-:Vader finds Luke's fleshlight
+:Vader finds Luke's Fleshlight
 {{comic discussion}}

@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 :[Caption below the panel:]
-:Vader finds Luke's Fleshlight
+:Vader finds Luke's fleshlight
 {{comic discussion}}

@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 :[Caption below the panel:]
-:Vader finds Luke's Fleshlight.
+:Vader finds Luke's Fleshlight
 {{comic discussion}}

@@ Line 8: / Line 8: @@
 ==Explanation==
-This comic takes place in a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDnoczxzQyg scene] from the third theatrically-released ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' movie, ''{{w|Return of the Jedi}}'', wherein {{w|Darth Vader}} confronts his son, {{w|Luke Skywalker}}, who had recently surrendered to {{w|Galactic Empire (Star Wars)|Imperial}} soldiers. In the movie Vader notes that Luke Skywalker has constructed a new {{w|lightsaber}} following the loss of his [[wikia:c:starwars:Luke skywalker#Lightsabers|original]] during their [[wikia:c:starwars:Duel on Cloud City|duel on Cloud City]], Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber actually having been {{w|Anakin Skywalker|Anakin Skywalker's}} second lightsaber, who later turned into Darth Vader.
+This comic takes place in a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDnoczxzQyg scene] from the third theatrically-released ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' movie, ''{{w|Return of the Jedi}}'', wherein {{w|Darth Vader}} confronts his son, {{w|Luke Skywalker}}, who had recently surrendered to {{w|Galactic Empire (Star Wars)|Imperial}} soldiers. In the movie Vader notes that Luke Skywalker has constructed a new {{w|lightsaber}} following the loss of his [[wikia:c:starwars:Luke skywalker#Lightsabers|original]] during their [[wikia:c:starwars:Duel on Cloud City|duel on Cloud City]], Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber actually having been the second lightsaber of {{w|Anakin Skywalker}}, who later turned into Darth Vader.
 In this comic, however, Darth Vader has accidentally discovered his son's {{w|fleshlight}} (a male {{w|sex toy}} designed to imitate one of various orifices, most commonly a vagina), which he apparently brought with him on the [[wikia:c:starwars:Battle of Endor#The ground assault|attack]] on the {{w|Endor (Star Wars)|Forest Moon of Endor}}. [https://youtu.be/Z8uDQuWlnww?t=71 From a certain point of view], a fleshlight could be mistaken for the handle of a lightsaber, without the blade extended. Like many teenagers, Luke Skywalker is attempting to hide evidence of his sexual activity from a parent. References to fleshlights are a [[:Category:Fleshlights|recurring theme]] in xkcd.

@@ Line 8: / Line 8: @@
 ==Explanation==
-This comic takes place in a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDnoczxzQyg scene] from the third theatrically-released ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' movie, ''{{w|Return of the Jedi}}'', wherein {{w|Darth Vader}} confronts his son, {{w|Luke Skywalker}}, who had recently surrendered to {{w|Galactic Empire (Star Wars)|Imperial}} soldiers. In the movie Vader notes that Luke Skywalker has constructed a new {{w|lightsaber}} following the loss of his [[wikia:c:starwars:Luke skywalker#Lightsabers|original]] during their [[wikia:c:starwars:Duel on Cloud City|duel on Cloud City]], Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber actually having been {{w|Anakin Skywalker|Anakin Skywalker's}} second lightsaber, Anakin who later turned into Darth Vader.
+This comic takes place in a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDnoczxzQyg scene] from the third theatrically-released ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' movie, ''{{w|Return of the Jedi}}'', wherein {{w|Darth Vader}} confronts his son, {{w|Luke Skywalker}}, who had recently surrendered to {{w|Galactic Empire (Star Wars)|Imperial}} soldiers. In the movie Vader notes that Luke Skywalker has constructed a new {{w|lightsaber}} following the loss of his [[wikia:c:starwars:Luke skywalker#Lightsabers|original]] during their [[wikia:c:starwars:Duel on Cloud City|duel on Cloud City]], Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber actually having been {{w|Anakin Skywalker|Anakin Skywalker's}} second lightsaber, who later turned into Darth Vader.
 In this comic, however, Darth Vader has accidentally discovered his son's {{w|fleshlight}} (a male {{w|sex toy}} designed to imitate one of various orifices, most commonly a vagina), which he apparently brought with him on the [[wikia:c:starwars:Battle of Endor#The ground assault|attack]] on the {{w|Endor (Star Wars)|Forest Moon of Endor}}. [https://youtu.be/Z8uDQuWlnww?t=71 From a certain point of view], a fleshlight could be mistaken for the handle of a lightsaber, without the blade extended. Like many teenagers, Luke Skywalker is attempting to hide evidence of his sexual activity from a parent. References to fleshlights are a [[:Category:Fleshlights|recurring theme]] in xkcd.

@@ Line 10: / Line 10: @@
 This comic takes place in a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDnoczxzQyg scene] from the third theatrically-released ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' movie, ''{{w|Return of the Jedi}}'', wherein {{w|Darth Vader}} confronts his son, {{w|Luke Skywalker}}, who had recently surrendered to {{w|Galactic Empire (Star Wars)|Imperial}} soldiers. In the movie Vader notes that Luke Skywalker has constructed a new {{w|lightsaber}} following the loss of his [[wikia:c:starwars:Luke skywalker#Lightsabers|original]] during their [[wikia:c:starwars:Duel on Cloud City|duel on Cloud City]], Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber actually having been {{w|Anakin Skywalker|Anakin Skywalker's}} second lightsaber, Anakin who later turned into Darth Vader.
-In this comic, however, Darth Vader has accidentally discovered his son's {{w|fleshlight}} (a male {{w|sex toy}} designed to imitate one of various orifices, most commonly a vagina{{Citation needed}}), which he apparently brought with him on the [[wikia:c:starwars:Battle of Endor#The ground assault|attack]] on the {{w|Endor (Star Wars)|Forest Moon of Endor}}. [https://youtu.be/Z8uDQuWlnww?t=71 From a certain point of view], a fleshlight could be mistaken for the handle of a lightsaber, without the blade extended. Like many teenagers, Luke Skywalker is attempting to hide evidence of his sexual activity from a parent. References to fleshlights are a [[:Category:Fleshlights|recurring theme]] in xkcd.
+In this comic, however, Darth Vader has accidentally discovered his son's {{w|fleshlight}} (a male {{w|sex toy}} designed to imitate one of various orifices, most commonly a vagina), which he apparently brought with him on the [[wikia:c:starwars:Battle of Endor#The ground assault|attack]] on the {{w|Endor (Star Wars)|Forest Moon of Endor}}. [https://youtu.be/Z8uDQuWlnww?t=71 From a certain point of view], a fleshlight could be mistaken for the handle of a lightsaber, without the blade extended. Like many teenagers, Luke Skywalker is attempting to hide evidence of his sexual activity from a parent. References to fleshlights are a [[:Category:Fleshlights|recurring theme]] in xkcd.
 The title text refers to the fact that if Darth Vader turned the fleshlight on, instead of creating a blade of pure plasma or energy suspended in a force containment field the device would simply vibrate, revealing it for what it really is. [[Randall]] is also punning on "being turned on" as slang for being sexually aroused.

@@ Line 8: / Line 8: @@
 ==Explanation==
-This comic takes place in a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDnoczxzQyg scene] from the third theatrically-released ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' movie, ''[[wikia:c:starwars:Return of the Jedi|Return of the Jedi]]'', wherein [[wikia:c:starwars:Darth Vader|Darth Vader]] confronts his son, [[wikia:c:starwars:Luke skywalker|Luke Skywalker]], who had recently surrendered to [[wikia:c:starwars:Galactic Empire|Imperial]] soldiers. In the movie Vader notes that Luke Skywalker has constructed [[wikia:c:starwars:Luke Skywalker's lightsaber|a new lightsaber]] following the loss of his [[wikia:c:starwars:Luke skywalker#Lightsabers|original]] during their [[wikia:c:starwars:Duel on Cloud City|duel on Cloud City]] (Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber actually having been Anakin Skywalker's second). In this comic, however, Darth Vader has accidentally discovered his son's {{w|Fleshlight}} (a male {{w|sex toy}} designed to imitate one of various orifices, most commonly a vagina --- Not to be confused with a fl<b>a</b>shlight), which he apparently brought with him on the [[wikia:c:starwars:Battle of Endor#The ground assault|attack on the Forest Moon of Endor]]. From a certain angle, a Fleshlight could be mistaken for the handle of a lightsaber, without the blade extended. Like many children, Luke Skywalker is attempting to hide evidence of his sexual activity from a parent.
+This comic takes place in a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDnoczxzQyg scene] from the third theatrically-released ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' movie, ''{{w|Return of the Jedi}}'', wherein {{w|Darth Vader}} confronts his son, {{w|Luke Skywalker}}, who had recently surrendered to {{w|Galactic Empire (Star Wars)|Imperial}} soldiers. In the movie Vader notes that Luke Skywalker has constructed a new {{w|lightsaber}} following the loss of his [[wikia:c:starwars:Luke skywalker#Lightsabers|original]] during their [[wikia:c:starwars:Duel on Cloud City|duel on Cloud City]], Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber actually having been {{w|Anakin Skywalker|Anakin Skywalker's}} second lightsaber, Anakin who later turned into Darth Vader.
-The title text refers to the fact that if Darth Vader turned the Fleshlight on, instead of creating a blade of pure plasma (or energy) suspended in a force containment field the device would simply vibrate, revealing it for what it really is. Of course, if it gives the characteristic hum, Vader might confuse it for being a defective lightsaber construct, causing Vader to be disappointed in his son's abilities as a Jedi.
+In this comic, however, Darth Vader has accidentally discovered his son's {{w|fleshlight}} (a male {{w|sex toy}} designed to imitate one of various orifices, most commonly a vagina{{Citation needed}}), which he apparently brought with him on the [[wikia:c:starwars:Battle of Endor#The ground assault|attack]] on the {{w|Endor (Star Wars)|Forest Moon of Endor}}. [https://youtu.be/Z8uDQuWlnww?t=71 From a certain point of view], a fleshlight could be mistaken for the handle of a lightsaber, without the blade extended. Like many teenagers, Luke Skywalker is attempting to hide evidence of his sexual activity from a parent. References to fleshlights are a [[:Category:Fleshlights|recurring theme]] in xkcd.
-==Transcript==
+The title text refers to the fact that if Darth Vader turned the fleshlight on, instead of creating a blade of pure plasma or energy suspended in a force containment field the device would simply vibrate, revealing it for what it really is. [[Randall]] is also punning on "being turned on" as slang for being sexually aroused.
-:[Darth Vader is holding what appears to be a powered-down lightsaber and talking to Luke Skywalker.]
-:Darth Vader (dramatically): I see you have constructed a new lightsaber.
+In [[1637: Salt Mine]], [[Ponytail]] makes a very similar remark to the one that Luke makes here.
-:Luke Skywalker: ...Yes. That is definitely what I did.
+==Transcript==
-:Closing: Vader finds Luke's Fleshlight.
+:[Caption below the panel:]
 {{comic discussion}}