2157: Diploma Legal Notes - Revision history

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42.book.addict: hacksmith industries created lightsaber

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 ; You may now legally perform marriages and arrest people.
 : Depending on the jurisdiction, these may or may not be privileges that one already has by virtue of being in a particular jurisdiction or being part of a particular culture.
+: In some cultures, a couple might be recognized as married if they meet certain conditions (as opposed to being legally recognized by a religious or civil authority), such as being recognized by the community or after the {{w|Inuit women#Family structure and marriage|birth of their first child}}. Because states often provide benefits (tax reductions, social services, etc) for being married, they often require that, in order to receive the benefits, that a marriage have a registered person recognize the marriage, which is likely the privilege that this graduating class' diploma is supposedly granting.
 : In common law jurisdictions, {{w|Citizen's arrest|citizen's arrest}} is legal without a warrant in some situations, although in many cases, it is better to let a police officer arrest criminals due to potential legal and safety issues that might arise. The privilege granted by graduating might grant or extend this privilege, depending on where the graduating class is located.
 ; If you have your diploma with you, you can use grocery store express lanes with any number of items.
 : It has become common for a small number of checkout lanes of a larger store to be explicitly reserved as "express" lanes for the use of those with, for example, fewer than 10 items. This lets someone with a few items (handheld, in a basket, or possibly in a low-capacity cart) who will pass through quickly avoid being held up by people purchasing larger numbers of items who will take longer.
 : In some cases, shoppers may try to argue the true meaning of "fewer than N items" in their favor, for example by arguing that "3 for the price of 2" promotions should only count as two items. The prevailing interpretation of "express" may be driven by the opinion of the surrounding shoppers who are also queuing for an express checkout lane and who may express displeasure at the taking of such liberties.
 : Whether or not it is genuinely more beneficial to have the privilege of using the express lane with any number of items is [http://theintrepid.blogspot.com/2009/09/choosing-fastest-checkout-counter.html arguable] due to various complex factors, but the new holder of the diploma (who is, ironically, now possibly capable of defining the number of items more rigorously depending upon the academic subject just mastered) need not concern themselves with counting the number of items in their basket or ever needing to wait behind slow shoppers ever again (provided they always carry their diploma with them when they do their shopping).
 ; All graduates are entitled to delete one word of their choice from the Oxford English Dictionary.
 : The {{w|Oxford English Dictionary}} (OED) is the principal historical dictionary of the English language, published by Oxford University Press. It is unclear what benefit deleting a word from the OED would provide, and doing so would prevent anyone else from looking up the word which would typically be seen as a disadvantage. As the OED is often used as an authority on which words are valid words in the English language (for example for word games such as {{w|Countdown (game show)|Countdown}}), perhaps the intention is that such "deleted" words are in fact removed from the English language itself.  For example, {{w|Lake Superior State University}} has an annual tradition of publishing [https://www.lssu.edu/traditions/banishedwords/year/ a list of "banished words"] that they consider to be overused.
 : A different interpretation is the right to delete literally one word from the text of the dictionary. While mostly useless, it could be used to alter some definitions, removing some details or even completely reversing the meaning by deleting "not".
 : The OED [https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/how-many-words-are-there-in-the-english-language/ contains around 228000 words]. Given that US universities and colleges alone are expected to award [https://nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=372 around 1.9 million bachelor's degrees] each year, this policy could lead to a rapid collapse of the OED.
-; The university will mail you your working lightsaber within 6-8 weeks.
+; The university will mail you your working lightsaber within 6–8 weeks.
 : Doctoral degree recipients wear various forms of dress or other items. For example, in Finland a [https://www.jyu.fi/en/academic-events/degrees-ceremony/instructions/doctoral-hat-and-sword doctoral sword] is traditional. A {{w|lightsaber}} is a fictional weapon from the {{w|Star Wars}} universe which is used in a manner similar to a sword. Any lightsaber created in real life would likely be highly-regulated due to its extreme power (in Star Wars, lightsabers are capable of cutting or burning through most materials and is only stopped by few things such as another lightsaber).  Building a lightsaber is an important part of becoming a Jedi Knight, but Apprentices must find and assemble the parts themselves as part of their training and education; the only lightsabers they are given by the Temple are low-powered training lightsabers. Hacksmith Industries has created a [https://www.hacksmith.com/projects/lightsabers lightsaber in real life].
+: "6–8 weeks" is a [https://meta.stackexchange.com/a/19514/184432 meme made popular on Stack Overflow] meaning that the person making the estimate has no idea how long something is actually going to take or whether it's even going to happen at all.
 ; You can send mail without stamps.
-: The {{w|Franking#Franking_privilege|franking privilege}} allows sending mail without stamps and is often granted to legislators conducting "official business." A group of legislators elected at the same time may sometimes be referred to as the "class of ''year''" (such as [https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/28/us/politics/congress-freshman-class.html "the congressional freshman class of 2019..."]), which may be seen as a parallel to a year of graduates from a university.
+: The {{w|Franking#Franking privilege|franking privilege}} allows sending mail without stamps and is often granted to legislators conducting "official business." A group of legislators elected at the same time may sometimes be referred to as the "class of ''year''" (such as [https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/28/us/politics/congress-freshman-class.html "the congressional freshman class of 2019..."]), which may be seen as a parallel to a year of graduates from a university.
 ; You have earned the right to challenge the British royal family to {{w|trial by combat}}. If you defeat them all, the throne is yours.
 : "Trial by combat" or "ritual combat" was a manner to settle disputes where two individuals would engage in a duel, with the winner being declared right. This type of ritual combat was depicted in the film ''{{w|Black Panther (film)|Black Panther}}'', with the winner of the combat declared the king of Wakanda. T'Challa, the Black Panther, was victorious in a fight against M'Baku, but was defeated by Erik Killmonger.
+: The {{w|British royal family}} consists of the descendants and relatives of the current King, Charles III. However, {{w|Succession to the British throne|the line of succession}} to the throne consists of potentially over 4,000 individuals; it is possible that a challenger would have to duel all of them, starting at the bottom of the line. The British royal family was also referenced in [[2003: Presidential Succession]].
-: The {{w|British royal family}} consists of the descendants and relatives of the current King, Charles III. However, {{w|Succession_to_the_British_throne|the line of succession}} to the throne consists of potentially over 4,000 individuals; it is possible that a challenger would have to duel all of them, starting at the bottom of the line. The British royal family was also referenced in [[2003: Presidential Succession]].
+: It's not stated who would choose weapons for trial by combat — "you", or members of British royal family; or if users even use identical weapons, or just bring whatever they have. In case of more atypical options (e.g. duel on modern assault rifles), it's likely that "you" wouldn't survive to the end of line of sucession.
+: Lightsaber described above would help in that case — as in Star Wars, lightsaber duels between Force-users are rather common, to the point of multiple dueling lightsaber-fencing styles being made.
-: It's not stated who would choose weapons for trial by combat - "you", or members of British royal family; or if users even use identical weapons, or just bring whatever they have. In case of more atypical options (e.g. duel on modern assault rifles), it's likely what "you" wouldn't survive to the end of line of sucession.
+: Besides, there's the chance that, when "you" kill 3999 members of British Royal Family, another diplomed guy would swoop in and duel the last remaining royal — therefore, becoming the king instead of "you". At which point, "you" and ''millions'' of other diplomed people would all try to duel the new king — then, duel another new king — and that goes until either we run out of contestants with a single one remaining, or undisputed duel champion emerges and no one wants to fight him.
 ; You may now ignore "Do Not Pet" warnings on airport security dogs.
 : Security dogs are typically used in airports for the purpose of identifying explosives, drugs, or other prohibited items by smell. Although these dogs often work in private areas of the airport, they may sometimes be seen in public areas.
 :Since dogs, in most western societies, are primarily kept as pets, it's a common reaction to want to interact playfully with the animals. This is prohibited for security dogs for multiple reasons. Petting the dog can distract it and otherwise prevent it from carrying out its job. In some cases the dogs may be aggressive to unsolicited contact. Criminals might deliberately attempt to distract or even poison security dogs to prevent detection. As such, the dogs typically carry a warning to not pet them and someone who ignores the warning will likely be detained for questioning. However, according to this comic, the holder of the diploma is supposedly permitted to pet such dogs with no consequences, despite the warnings.
-The title text builds on the items about lightsabers and the British royal family and advises that, because several of the younger royals also have diplomas, they have received their lightsaber already. Thus you should wait at least the 6-8 weeks until your lightsaber arrives to have a fair chance, given that the lightsaber is a very lethal weapon. Also some of them may even be proficient with the weapon. Special mention goes to {{w|Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge}}, aka Kate Middleton, who was supposedly on the {{w|Varsity_team#Varsity_in_the_United_Kingdom|varsity}} lightsaber team at {{w|University of St Andrews|St Andrews}}.
+The title text builds on the items about lightsabers and the British royal family and advises that, because several of the younger royals also have diplomas, they have received their lightsaber already. Thus you should wait at least the 6–8 weeks until your lightsaber arrives to have a fair chance, given that the lightsaber is a very lethal weapon. Also some of them may even be proficient with the weapon. Special mention goes to {{w|Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge}}, aka Kate Middleton, who was supposedly on the {{w|Varsity team#Varsity in the United Kingdom|varsity}} lightsaber team at {{w|University of St Andrews|St Andrews}}.
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 : Lightsaber described above would help in that case - as in Star Wars, lightsaber duels between Force-users are rather common, to the point of multiple dueling lightsaber-fencing styles being made.
-: Besides, there's the chance what, when "you" kill 3999 members of British Royal Family, another diplomed guy would swoop in and duel the last remaining royal - therefore, becoming the king instead of "you".
+: Besides, there's the chance what, when "you" kill 3999 members of British Royal Family, another diplomed guy would swoop in and duel the last remaining royal - therefore, becoming the king instead of "you". At which point, "you" and ''millions'' of other diplomed people would all try to duel the new king - then, duel another new king - and that goes until either we run out of contestants with a single one remaining, or undisputed duel champion emerges and no one wants to fight him.
 ; You may now ignore "Do Not Pet" warnings on airport security dogs.

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	: Lightsaber described above would help in that case - as in Star Wars, lightsaber duels between Force-users are rather common, to the point of multiple dueling lightsaber-fencing styles being made.		: Lightsaber described above would help in that case - as in Star Wars, lightsaber duels between Force-users are rather common, to the point of multiple dueling lightsaber-fencing styles being made.
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		+	: Besides, there's the chance what, when "you" kill 3999 members of British Royal Family, another diplomed guy would swoop in and duel the last remaining royal - therefore, becoming the king instead of "you".

	; You may now ignore "Do Not Pet" warnings on airport security dogs.		; You may now ignore "Do Not Pet" warnings on airport security dogs.

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	: It's not stated who would choose weapons for trial by combat - "you", or members of British royal family; or if users even use identical weapons, or just bring whatever they have. In case of more atypical options (e.g. duel on modern assault rifles), it's likely what "you" wouldn't survive to the end of line of sucession.		: It's not stated who would choose weapons for trial by combat - "you", or members of British royal family; or if users even use identical weapons, or just bring whatever they have. In case of more atypical options (e.g. duel on modern assault rifles), it's likely what "you" wouldn't survive to the end of line of sucession.
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		+	: Lightsaber described above would help in that case - as in Star Wars, lightsaber duels between Force-users are rather common, to the point of multiple dueling lightsaber-fencing styles being made.

	; You may now ignore "Do Not Pet" warnings on airport security dogs.		; You may now ignore "Do Not Pet" warnings on airport security dogs.

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	: The {{w\|British royal family}} consists of the descendants and relatives of the current King, Charles III. However, {{w\|Succession_to_the_British_throne\|the line of succession}} to the throne consists of potentially over 4,000 individuals; it is possible that a challenger would have to duel all of them, starting at the bottom of the line. The British royal family was also referenced in [[2003: Presidential Succession]].		: The {{w\|British royal family}} consists of the descendants and relatives of the current King, Charles III. However, {{w\|Succession_to_the_British_throne\|the line of succession}} to the throne consists of potentially over 4,000 individuals; it is possible that a challenger would have to duel all of them, starting at the bottom of the line. The British royal family was also referenced in [[2003: Presidential Succession]].
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		+	: It's not stated who would choose weapons for trial by combat - "you", or members of British royal family; or if users even use identical weapons, or just bring whatever they have. In case of more atypical options (e.g. duel on modern assault rifles), it's likely what "you" wouldn't survive to the end of line of sucession.

	; You may now ignore "Do Not Pet" warnings on airport security dogs.		; You may now ignore "Do Not Pet" warnings on airport security dogs.

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 ; The university will mail you your working lightsaber within 6-8 weeks.
-: Doctoral degree recipients wear various forms of dress or other items. For example, in Finland a [https://www.jyu.fi/en/academic-events/degrees-ceremony/instructions/doctoral-hat-and-sword doctoral sword] is traditional. A {{w|lightsaber}} is a fictional weapon from the {{w|Star Wars}} universe which is used in a manner similar to a sword. Any lightsaber created in real life would likely be highly-regulated due to its extreme power (in Star Wars, lightsabers are capable of cutting or burning through most materials and is only stopped by few things such as another lightsaber).  Building a lightsaber is an important part of becoming a Jedi Knight, but Apprentices must find and assemble the parts themselves as part of their training and education; the only lightsabers they are given by the Temple are low-powered training lightsabers. Hacksmith Industries have created a [https://www.hacksmith.com/projects/lightsabers lightsaber in real life].
+: Doctoral degree recipients wear various forms of dress or other items. For example, in Finland a [https://www.jyu.fi/en/academic-events/degrees-ceremony/instructions/doctoral-hat-and-sword doctoral sword] is traditional. A {{w|lightsaber}} is a fictional weapon from the {{w|Star Wars}} universe which is used in a manner similar to a sword. Any lightsaber created in real life would likely be highly-regulated due to its extreme power (in Star Wars, lightsabers are capable of cutting or burning through most materials and is only stopped by few things such as another lightsaber).  Building a lightsaber is an important part of becoming a Jedi Knight, but Apprentices must find and assemble the parts themselves as part of their training and education; the only lightsabers they are given by the Temple are low-powered training lightsabers. Hacksmith Industries has created a [https://www.hacksmith.com/projects/lightsabers lightsaber in real life].
 : "6-8 weeks" is a [https://meta.stackexchange.com/a/19514/184432 meme made popular on Stack Overflow] meaning that the person making the estimate has no idea how long something is actually going to take or whether it's even going to happen at all.

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