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 This is the fourth comic in the [[:Category:Five-Minute Comics|Five-Minute Comics series]]. This comic was released by mistake by the management of the xkcd website on August 19, 2011, and was quickly replaced by the correct comic, [[940: Oversight]]. Interestingly, the last comic is an early version of [[942: Juggling]], which would be published less than a week after this comic. Because it has never been publicly released, this comic has [[:Category:No date|no official release day]] and [[:Category:No title text|no title text]]. However, a user replying to the [[Forums|xkcd forums]] post for this comic said:
-{{Quote|[T]he alt text [title text] was something like "The 'Auntie Em' one took more like 10 mins". [...]|Chaoszerom|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110930054541/https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=74111 Source]}}
+{{Quote|[T]he alt text [title text] was something like "The 'Auntie Em' one took more like 10 mins". [...]|Chaoszerom|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110930054541/https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f{{=}}7&t{{=}}74111 Source]}}
 This title text would refer to comic #4, saying it took approximately double the time to draw compared to the other comics.
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 ''We apologise for the fault in the scheduling. Those responsible have not been sacked.
-''[...] Yes, &#91;[[940: Oversight]]&#93; is the correct comic for today and has been posted everywhere now. If you aren't getting it on the main page that is because you haven't cleared your cache.|davean|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110930054541/https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=74111 Source]}}
+''[...] Yes, &#91;[[940: Oversight]]&#93; is the correct comic for today and has been posted everywhere now. If you aren't getting it on the main page that is because you haven't cleared your cache.|davean|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110930054541/https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f{{=}}7&t{{=}}74111 Source]}}
 Randall had originally posted three of these five minutes comics during one week in November 2010, almost a year before this one was released by mistake. The series is composed of four comics, released between in November 2010 and August 2011. They are listed here for convenience:

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 ''We apologise for the fault in the scheduling. Those responsible have not been sacked.
-''[...] Yes, that &#91;[[940: Oversight]]&#93; is the correct comic for today and has been posted everywhere now. If you aren't getting it on the main page that is because you haven't cleared your cache.|davean|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110930054541/https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=74111 Source]}}
+''[...] Yes, &#91;[[940: Oversight]]&#93; is the correct comic for today and has been posted everywhere now. If you aren't getting it on the main page that is because you haven't cleared your cache.|davean|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110930054541/https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=74111 Source]}}
 Randall had originally posted three of these five minutes comics during one week in November 2010, almost a year before this one was released by mistake. The series is composed of four comics, released between in November 2010 and August 2011. They are listed here for convenience:

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 [[File:five_minute_comics_part_4_message.png|frame|alt=Transcript: Sorry! Minor glitch in the universe. Nothing to see here. Move along! -- Management||The [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/five_minute_comics_part_4.png original image link] now shows this image instead of the comic.]]
-This is the fourth comic in the [[:Category:Five-Minute Comics|Five-Minute Comics series]]. This comic was released by mistake by the management of the xkcd website on August 19, 2011, and was quickly replaced by the correct comic, [[940: Oversight]]. Interestingly, the last comic is an early version of [[942: Juggling]], which would be published less than a week after this comic. Because it has never been publicly released, this comic has [[:Category:No date|no official release day]] and [[:Category:No title text|no title text]].
+This is the fourth comic in the [[:Category:Five-Minute Comics|Five-Minute Comics series]]. This comic was released by mistake by the management of the xkcd website on August 19, 2011, and was quickly replaced by the correct comic, [[940: Oversight]]. Interestingly, the last comic is an early version of [[942: Juggling]], which would be published less than a week after this comic. Because it has never been publicly released, this comic has [[:Category:No date|no official release day]] and [[:Category:No title text|no title text]]. However, a user replying to the [[Forums|xkcd forums]] post for this comic said:
 In the [[Forums|xkcd forums]], the xkcd site admin davean [https://web.archive.org/web/20110930054541/https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=74111 said]:

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	This is the fourth comic in the [[:Category:Five-Minute Comics\|Five-Minute Comics series]]. This comic was released by mistake by the management of the xkcd website on August 19, 2011, and was quickly replaced by the correct comic, [[940: Oversight]]. Interestingly, the last comic is an early version of [[942: Juggling]], which would be published less than a week after this comic. Because it has never been publicly released, this comic has [[:Category:No date\|no official release day]] and [[:Category:No title text\|no title text]].		This is the fourth comic in the [[:Category:Five-Minute Comics\|Five-Minute Comics series]]. This comic was released by mistake by the management of the xkcd website on August 19, 2011, and was quickly replaced by the correct comic, [[940: Oversight]]. Interestingly, the last comic is an early version of [[942: Juggling]], which would be published less than a week after this comic. Because it has never been publicly released, this comic has [[:Category:No date\|no official release day]] and [[:Category:No title text\|no title text]].
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		+	In the [[Forums\|xkcd forums]], the xkcd site admin davean [https://web.archive.org/web/20110930054541/https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=74111 said]:
		+	{{Quote\|Posting was a glitch, if you saw it you got a free preview.
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		+	''We apologise for the fault in the scheduling. Those responsible have not been sacked.
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		+	''[...] Yes, that [[[940: Oversight]]] is the correct comic for today and has been posted everywhere now. If you aren't getting it on the main page that is because you haven't cleared your cache.\|davean\|[https://web.archive.org/web/20110930054541/https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=74111 Source]}}

	Randall had originally posted three of these five minutes comics during one week in November 2010, almost a year before this one was released by mistake. The series is composed of four comics, released between in November 2010 and August 2011. They are listed here for convenience:		Randall had originally posted three of these five minutes comics during one week in November 2010, almost a year before this one was released by mistake. The series is composed of four comics, released between in November 2010 and August 2011. They are listed here for convenience:

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 This comic was accidentally [https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/five_minute_comics_part_4.png posted on imgs.xkcd.com] by the website management in place of [[940: Oversight]].
 ==Explanation==
 [[File:five_minute_comics_part_4_message.png|frame|alt=Transcript: Sorry! Minor glitch in the universe. Nothing to see here. Move along! -- Management||The [http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/five_minute_comics_part_4.png original image link] now shows this image instead of the comic.]]
-This is a "five-minute comic" by Randall that was released by mistake by the management of the xkcd website on August 19, 2011, and was quickly replaced by the correct comic, [[940: Oversight]]. Interestingly, the last comic is an early version of [[942: Juggling]], which was published less than a week after this comic. The comic has [[:Category:No date|no official release day]].
+This is the fourth comic in the [[:Category:Five-Minute Comics|Five-Minute Comics series]]. This comic was released by mistake by the management of the xkcd website on August 19, 2011, and was quickly replaced by the correct comic, [[940: Oversight]]. Interestingly, the last comic is an early version of [[942: Juggling]], which would be published less than a week after this comic. Because it has never been publicly released, this comic has [[:Category:No date|no official release day]] and [[:Category:No title text|no title text]].
-Randall had originally posted three of these five minutes comics during one week in November 2010, almost a year before this one was released by mistake. Here is the complete list of all four comics in [[:Category:Five-Minute Comics|the Five-Minute Comics series]]:
+Randall had originally posted three of these five minutes comics during one week in November 2010, almost a year before this one was released by mistake. The series is composed of four comics, released between in November 2010 and August 2011. They are listed here for convenience:
 *[[819: Five-Minute Comics: Part 1]]
 *[[820: Five-Minute Comics: Part 2]]
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 *[[Five-Minute Comics: Part 4]]
-Here is a list with explanations for each of the small comics:
+The caption above the other three comics in the series explains the circumstances which led to this series' release:
 # The first comic shows what appears to be a dramatic stand-off between two athletes. One of them appears to be holding a tennis racket (or racquet), and the other a baseball bat, which would explain the fact that no one has scored any points yet. The points appear to be displayed on basketball scoreboard, further adding to the confused combination of different sports.
-# ''{{w|Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?}}'' (known outside North America as ''Are You Smarter Than a 10-Year-Old?'') is a television game show where the contestant has to answer questions a school student in the fifth grade (age 10) should be able to answer, but an adult has generally long since forgotten because of the subject's little use in everyday life. The comic shows a similar show, with "smarter" replaced by "sluttier". "Slut" is a (usually) derogatory term for a sexually-promiscuous person (usually female). The contestant hopes "to God" the answer is “yes", as she either would be greatly disturbed if the fifth-grade contestants were more sexually provocative than herself or takes pride in her sluttiness and would be dismayed at being bested by a child who is presumably not as experienced in behaving sluttily.
+:Because of a family illness, instead of regular comics, this week I'll be sharing some strips that I drew as part of a game I played with friends. Each comic had to be written and drawn in five minutes. -- Randall
 # The comic below puts together two phrases "{{w|Muslim call to prayer}}" and "{{w|call for papers}}". The former, known as adhan, is called out by a {{w|muezzin}} from the mosque five times a day, traditionally from the minaret (a tall spire typical for mosques, depicted in the comic), summoning Muslims for mandatory worship. The latter refers to the announcement of an academic conference, when prospective presenters are instructed how to submit their abstracts and papers. The result is a muezzin announcing a submission deadline instead of the usual religious verses. Randall might also be riffing off the fact that 'Islam' means 'submission', both linguistically and conceptually - muezzins are always calling for submission, except here it is a submission of papers, as opposed to the more typical submission to Allah.
-# The comic on the right refers to ''{{w|The Wonderful Wizard of Oz}}'', where Dorothy (the little girl) is captured in a {{w|tornado}} that transports her, along with her farmhouse, into the Land of Oz. When Dorothy sees the tornado she runs into her home to find her aunt Em. However instead of being greeted by her aunt as expected, she finds a robot called the EmTron 3000 which either contains or has replaced her aunt, making her scream in fear. ''The Wizard of Oz'' was later referenced in [[1149: Broomstick]]. Tornadoes are a [[:Category:Tornadoes|recurring subject]] on xkcd.
+Here are the explanations for each of the small comics:
-# "Evolution has not prepared humans/me/us/men/women to..." is a common excuse by some people to justify their behavior by blaming it on basic instincts over which they have no control. Not pooping in other people's floor lamps is something most people are sufficiently evolved to be capable of.{{Citation needed}}
-# The comic to the right shows two characters preparing for a duel. One of them activates their {{w|lightsaber}}, a weapon from the ''{{w|Star Wars}}'' franchise. The other one follows by turning on a flash-light, which superficially resembles a lightsaber in their deactivated state, but serves quite a different purpose.{{Citation needed}} [[1397: Luke]] has a similar concept.
+; Comic #1
 # "Jack and Jill went up the hill / To fetch a pail of water. / Jack fell down and broke his crown, / And Jill came tumbling after." is a traditional English nursery rhyme. San Juan Hill is the site of {{w|Battle of San Juan Hill|a decisive battle of the Spanish-American War}}. It was later used as the title for this comic: [[1662: Jack and Jill]].
-# The comic at the bottom is an early version (hand drawn) of [[942: Juggling]] which comes 2 comics after this comic was released.
+: The first comic shows what appears to be a dramatic stand-off between two athletes. One of them appears to be holding a tennis racket (or racquet), and the other a baseball bat, which would explain the fact that no one has scored any points yet. The points appear to be displayed on basketball scoreboard, further adding to the confused combination of different sports.
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 :;Comic #2
 :[Cueball is standing on a platform, holding a microphone. Megan is behind a podium, a game show contestant.]<BR>
-:Cueball: Welcome back to our show, ''Are You Sluttier Than A Fifth Grader?''
+:Cueball: Welcome back to our show, ''Are You Sluttier Than a Fifth Grader?''
 :Megan: I hope to ''God'' the answer is "yes."

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 This is a "five-minute comic" by Randall that was released by mistake by the management of the xkcd website on August 19, 2011, and was quickly replaced by the correct comic, [[940: Oversight]]. Interestingly, the last comic is an early version of [[942: Juggling]], which was published less than a week after this comic. The comic has [[:Category:No date|no official release day]].
-Randall had originally posted three of these five minutes comics during one week in November 2010 almost a year before this one was released by mistake. Here is thus a complete list of all four comics in the entire [[:Category:Five-minute comics|Five-minute comics]] series:
+Randall had originally posted three of these five minutes comics during one week in November 2010, almost a year before this one was released by mistake. Here is the complete list of all four comics in [[:Category:Five-Minute Comics|the Five-Minute Comics series]]:
 *[[819: Five-Minute Comics: Part 1]]
 *[[820: Five-Minute Comics: Part 2]]
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 [[Category:Extra comics]]
 [[Category:No date]]
-[[Category:Five-minute comics| 04]]
+[[Category:Five-Minute Comics| 04]]
-[[Category:Comics sharing name|Five-minute comics]]
+[[Category:Comics sharing name|Five-Minute Comics]]
 [[Category:No title text]]
 [[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]