Talk:1258: First - Revision history

81.179.199.253: Unsigning and trivial fix for the (apparently) intended line-feed. Could have made the link an internal link, too, but that'd be messing with the content more than necessary.

2026-03-17T01:27:55Z

Unsigning and trivial fix for the (apparently) intended line-feed. Could have made the link an internal link, too, but that'd be messing with the content more than necessary.

129.222.195.118 at 00:47, 17 March 2026

2026-03-17T00:47:17Z

2A02:C7C:6D8A:6800:7584:5016:15FC:6037: I can't believe I'm the first to comment here holy moly

2025-12-24T12:42:26Z

I can't believe I'm the first to comment here holy moly

Beanie: even if it's a joke, p l e a s e don't put newer comments first.

2021-07-16T13:40:07Z

even if it's a joke, p l e a s e don't put newer comments first.

Beanie at 14:03, 19 March 2021

2021-03-19T14:03:12Z

PoolloverNathan: No, I'M first.

2021-01-20T16:18:30Z

No, I'M first.

198.41.230.172: Undo revision 153390 by 198.41.230.172 (talk)

2018-03-02T17:45:01Z

Undo revision 153390 by 198.41.230.172 (talk)

198.41.230.172: COMMENT

2018-03-02T17:44:38Z

COMMENT

Xhfz at 21:43, 4 February 2014

2014-02-04T21:43:52Z

108.162.219.58 at 20:25, 4 February 2014

2014-02-04T20:25:24Z

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	not to be confused with [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/689:_FIRST_Design 689]		not to be confused with [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/689:_FIRST_Design 689]
−	also i have a weird thought that the off screen character is black hat.	+	<br/>also i have a weird thought that the off screen character is black hat. {{unsigned ip\|129.222.195.118\|00:47, 17 March 2026 (edit) (undo)}}

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	First comment! [[Special:Contributions/2A02:C7C:6D8A:6800:7584:5016:15FC:6037\|2A02:C7C:6D8A:6800:7584:5016:15FC:6037]] 12:42, 24 December 2025 (UTC)		First comment! [[Special:Contributions/2A02:C7C:6D8A:6800:7584:5016:15FC:6037\|2A02:C7C:6D8A:6800:7584:5016:15FC:6037]] 12:42, 24 December 2025 (UTC)
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		+	not to be confused with [https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/689:_FIRST_Design 689]
		+	also i have a weird thought that the off screen character is black hat.

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	'Fun' exercise: Go to any video that was posted within the last few minutes, go to the comment section and click 'newest first'. Scroll down and it will be flooded with people saying 'first', and the chances are that no one is right. I'm sure most people reading this already know about this, but whatever. [[User:Beanie\|Beanie]] ([[User talk:Beanie\|talk]]) 14:03, 19 March 2021 (UTC)		'Fun' exercise: Go to any video that was posted within the last few minutes, go to the comment section and click 'newest first'. Scroll down and it will be flooded with people saying 'first', and the chances are that no one is right. I'm sure most people reading this already know about this, but whatever. [[User:Beanie\|Beanie]] ([[User talk:Beanie\|talk]]) 14:03, 19 March 2021 (UTC)
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		+	First comment! [[Special:Contributions/2A02:C7C:6D8A:6800:7584:5016:15FC:6037\|2A02:C7C:6D8A:6800:7584:5016:15FC:6037]] 12:42, 24 December 2025 (UTC)

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-First!{{Citation needed}} [[User:PoolloverNathan|PoolloverNathan]] ([[User talk:PoolloverNathan|talk]]) 16:18, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
 First! [[User:Edo|Edo]] ([[User talk:Edo|talk]]) 04:28, 30 August 2013 (UTC)
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 :tl,dr.  [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.58|108.162.219.58]] 20:25, 4 February 2014 (UTC)
 ::The need was to suppress a <sup>[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed citation needed]]</sup> tag. See [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1258%3A_First&diff=50873&oldid=49502]. [[User:Xhfz|Xhfz]] ([[User talk:Xhfz|talk]]) 21:43, 4 February 2014 (UTC)
 'Fun' exercise: Go to any video that was posted within the last few minutes, go to the comment section and click 'newest first'. Scroll down and it will be flooded with people saying 'first', and the chances are that no one is right. I'm sure most people reading this already know about this, but whatever. [[User:Beanie|Beanie]] ([[User talk:Beanie|talk]]) 14:03, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

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	:tl,dr. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.58\|108.162.219.58]] 20:25, 4 February 2014 (UTC)		:tl,dr. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.58\|108.162.219.58]] 20:25, 4 February 2014 (UTC)
	::The need was to suppress a <sup>[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed citation needed]]</sup> tag. See [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1258%3A_First&diff=50873&oldid=49502]. [[User:Xhfz\|Xhfz]] ([[User talk:Xhfz\|talk]]) 21:43, 4 February 2014 (UTC)		::The need was to suppress a <sup>[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed citation needed]]</sup> tag. See [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1258%3A_First&diff=50873&oldid=49502]. [[User:Xhfz\|Xhfz]] ([[User talk:Xhfz\|talk]]) 21:43, 4 February 2014 (UTC)
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		+	'Fun' exercise: Go to any video that was posted within the last few minutes, go to the comment section and click 'newest first'. Scroll down and it will be flooded with people saying 'first', and the chances are that no one is right. I'm sure most people reading this already know about this, but whatever. [[User:Beanie\|Beanie]] ([[User talk:Beanie\|talk]]) 14:03, 19 March 2021 (UTC)

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		+	First!{{Citation needed}} [[User:PoolloverNathan\|PoolloverNathan]] ([[User talk:PoolloverNathan\|talk]]) 16:18, 20 January 2021 (UTC)
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	First! [[User:Edo\|Edo]] ([[User talk:Edo\|talk]]) 04:28, 30 August 2013 (UTC)		First! [[User:Edo\|Edo]] ([[User talk:Edo\|talk]]) 04:28, 30 August 2013 (UTC)

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	:: I actually would have been slightly disappointed if someone hadn't made a "First!" comment for this particular comic. Only slightly, though, because that would mean I would've been able to do it. [[Special:Contributions/66.87.67.175\|66.87.67.175]] 18:30, 30 August 2013 (UTC)		:: I actually would have been slightly disappointed if someone hadn't made a "First!" comment for this particular comic. Only slightly, though, because that would mean I would've been able to do it. [[Special:Contributions/66.87.67.175\|66.87.67.175]] 18:30, 30 August 2013 (UTC)
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−	~~::Didn't this wiki start as a blog? [[Special:Contributions/198.41.230.172\|198.41.230.172]] 17:44, 2 March 2018 (UTC)~~

	:::Personally, I considered putting "InB4 someone says 'First'!!!", and thus probably annoyed ''both'' the "First"-likers and the Meme-haters. However, I left it too long to work out if I ought to. ;) [[Special:Contributions/178.106.190.241\|178.106.190.241]] 23:07, 2 September 2013 (UTC)		:::Personally, I considered putting "InB4 someone says 'First'!!!", and thus probably annoyed ''both'' the "First"-likers and the Meme-haters. However, I left it too long to work out if I ought to. ;) [[Special:Contributions/178.106.190.241\|178.106.190.241]] 23:07, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

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	:: I actually would have been slightly disappointed if someone hadn't made a "First!" comment for this particular comic. Only slightly, though, because that would mean I would've been able to do it. [[Special:Contributions/66.87.67.175\|66.87.67.175]] 18:30, 30 August 2013 (UTC)		:: I actually would have been slightly disappointed if someone hadn't made a "First!" comment for this particular comic. Only slightly, though, because that would mean I would've been able to do it. [[Special:Contributions/66.87.67.175\|66.87.67.175]] 18:30, 30 August 2013 (UTC)
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		+	::Didn't this wiki start as a blog? [[Special:Contributions/198.41.230.172\|198.41.230.172]] 17:44, 2 March 2018 (UTC)

	:::Personally, I considered putting "InB4 someone says 'First'!!!", and thus probably annoyed ''both'' the "First"-likers and the Meme-haters. However, I left it too long to work out if I ought to. ;) [[Special:Contributions/178.106.190.241\|178.106.190.241]] 23:07, 2 September 2013 (UTC)		:::Personally, I considered putting "InB4 someone says 'First'!!!", and thus probably annoyed ''both'' the "First"-likers and the Meme-haters. However, I left it too long to work out if I ought to. ;) [[Special:Contributions/178.106.190.241\|178.106.190.241]] 23:07, 2 September 2013 (UTC)

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	I really don't see a need for the 'List of annoying Internet habits developed after "First"' section. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.71\|108.162.216.71]] 07:44, 12 January 2014 (UTC)		I really don't see a need for the 'List of annoying Internet habits developed after "First"' section. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.71\|108.162.216.71]] 07:44, 12 January 2014 (UTC)
	:tl,dr. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.58\|108.162.219.58]] 20:25, 4 February 2014 (UTC)		:tl,dr. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.58\|108.162.219.58]] 20:25, 4 February 2014 (UTC)
		+	::The need was to suppress a <sup>[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed citation needed]]</sup> tag. See [http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=1258%3A_First&diff=50873&oldid=49502]. [[User:Xhfz\|Xhfz]] ([[User talk:Xhfz\|talk]]) 21:43, 4 February 2014 (UTC)

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	:"Exactly zero" is often used in dubious arguments. "The odds of that working are exactly zero." [[User:gijobarts\|gijobarts]] ([[User Talk:gijobarts\|talk]]) 07:08, 2 September 2013 (UTC)		:"Exactly zero" is often used in dubious arguments. "The odds of that working are exactly zero." [[User:gijobarts\|gijobarts]] ([[User Talk:gijobarts\|talk]]) 07:08, 2 September 2013 (UTC)
		+	::That sounds like a dubious argument. It is more often used when the point someone has made is clearly, indisputably and entirely wrong. "The government is trying to kill us with chemtrails!". "No, it really isn't." Except you would say 'the chances of that being true are exactly zero' thing. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.58\|108.162.219.58]] 20:25, 4 February 2014 (UTC)

	I really don't see a need for the 'List of annoying Internet habits developed after "First"' section. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.71\|108.162.216.71]] 07:44, 12 January 2014 (UTC)		I really don't see a need for the 'List of annoying Internet habits developed after "First"' section. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.216.71\|108.162.216.71]] 07:44, 12 January 2014 (UTC)
		+	:tl,dr. [[Special:Contributions/108.162.219.58\|108.162.219.58]] 20:25, 4 February 2014 (UTC)