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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:''Groundhog Day'' really didn't end that way. When Bill Murray finally slept with Rita, it '''didn't''' break the loop.
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:Groundhog Day really didn't end that way. When Bill Murray finally slept with Rita, it *didn't* break the loop.
 
:[Phil Connors and Rita gettin' busy under the covers of his bed.]
 
:[Phil Connors and Rita gettin' busy under the covers of his bed.]
 
:They just kept having sex, night after night,
 
:They just kept having sex, night after night,
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:..forever
 
:..forever
 
:But nothing is forever. Not even forever
 
:But nothing is forever. Not even forever
:And the day '''''after''''' that sexual infinity
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:And the day *after* that sexual infinity
:[Calendar page shows '''Feb 3.''']
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:[Calendar page.]
 
:was February 3rd.
 
:was February 3rd.
:264 days later (the length of a pregnancy) was October 23rd
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:264 days later (the length of a pregnancy) was October 23rd --
 
:[An enormous explosion in space.]
 
:[An enormous explosion in space.]
 
:Bishop Ussher's date for the birth of our world.
 
:Bishop Ussher's date for the birth of our world.
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{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Sex]]
 
[[Category:Sex]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring real people]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring real people]]

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