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| Think Logically |
 Title text: I've developed a more logical set of rules but the people on the chess community have a bunch of stupid emotional biases and won't reply to my posts. |
Explanation
Chess is a very well analyzed game. Chess strategy is not trivial.
Cueball's friend wanted to shut him up so he showed him just how bad a player Cueball is.
Cueball then proceeds to blame the game instead of his skills.
Transcript
- [Cueball is watching a friend of his play chess on a laptop computer.]
- [Friend makes a move]
- [Cueball]: Why'd you move your knight away?
- [Cueball]: Just think logically. The goal is checkmate, so you should always move pieces toward the other player's king.
- [Cueball]: I guess occasionally you need to move backward, but it'd be trivial to make a list of those circumstances and-
- [Friend interrupts]
- [Friend]: Have you ever Played chess?
- [Cueball]: Not much, but-
- [Friend interrupts again]
- [Friend]: Wanna?
- [Cueball]: Uh, ok
- [4 and a half turn into a new chess game]
- [Friend]:Checkmate.
- [Beat panel with Cueball looking at the game board.]
- [Cueball]: This game isn't very well designed. For starters knights are too weak...
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