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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
:[Cueball is sitting on a throne, talking to a minion who's not shown in the panel.]
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:[Cueball is sitting in a throne.]
:Minion: The prisoner escaped and is swimming toward the mainland!
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:Offscreen: The prisoner escaped and is swimming toward the mainland!
 
:Cueball: ''Release the sharks.''
 
:Cueball: ''Release the sharks.''
:Minion: Yes, sir.
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:Offscreen: Yes, sir.
  
:Minion: The sharks are swimming away.
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:Offscreen: The sharks are swimming away.
 
:Cueball: They're escaping, too? Send sharks after them!
 
:Cueball: They're escaping, too? Send sharks after them!
  
:Minion: Now ''those'' sharks are swimming away.
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:Offscreen: Now ''those'' sharks are swimming away.
 
:Cueball: '''''More sharks.'''''
 
:Cueball: '''''More sharks.'''''
:Minion: ...Sir, what's going on?
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:Offscreen: ...Sir, what's going on?
 
:Cueball: Prisoners, of course! Can't let 'em escape!
 
:Cueball: Prisoners, of course! Can't let 'em escape!
  
:Minion: Sir, are you trying to turn Doom Island into a marine biology center?
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:Offscreen: Sir, are you trying to turn Doom Island into a marine biology center?
:Cueball: ''Shark populations are in decline–''
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:Cueball: ''Shark populations are in decline—'' *ahem* I mean, the world must fear us!
:Cueball: *ahem*
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:Offscreen: Right...
:Cueball: I mean, the world must fear us!
 
:Minion: Right...
 
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}
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[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Comics featuring Cueball]]
 
[[Category:Sharks]]
 
[[Category:Sharks]]

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