Difference between revisions of "136: Science Fair"

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19th, 2020, in order to commemorate the 44th anniversary of the crash of Turkish Airlines Flight 452. The creator and current owner of the website is (((soot))). It has 17 boards, which is way too fucking many, but the majority of its activity is on the soyjak board /soy/, which usually gets multiple posts every hour. A VPN or Tor can be used for privacy or ban evasion since public IPs are not banned from posting, though you will still be tracked thanks to (((SOOT))) being a world leader in datamining technology.

Background

According to soot, he created the imageboard "as a simple joke", and did not expect it to go far.

Issues with CSAM

The party has long struggled with Child Sexual Abuse Material being uploaded, and has even on several occassions caused the soyjak.party to go down. In turn, soot has done what he can to combat its spread. The primary uploaders of CSAM to the 'party are primarily unknown, but they commonly use kuz as a scapegoat to cover their tracks.

Some potential suggestions are: The Cirno spammer, p#blm, and the raging swede.

Demise

On 9 January, 2022, the sharty was shut down to huge CP spam waves. On 10 January, it was revived. Just a few days later, on January 13th, the site was once again shut down, this time permanently, and with no hope of coming back. Soot said "its over". When our reporters asked "Is it really over?", all soot had to say was: "it's unequivocally, completely, and utterly over".

But thankfully the timelines shifted shortly thereafter and on January 14th it returned with some bugs as soot transferred the site to a new host.

However, as of 23rd of Janurary 2022 the sharty is down again. This time, like the last time, it's gone forever.

Although it is back again. It remains to be seen how many more times soot will have to take down the site before the CP problem is fixed.

Culture

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+th, 2020, in order to commemorate the 44th anniversary of the crash of Turkish Airlines Flight 452. The creator and current owner of the website is (((soot))). It has 17 boards, which is way too fucking many, but the majority of its activity is on the soyjak board /soy/, which usually gets multiple posts every hour. A VPN or Tor can be used for privacy or ban evasion since public IPs are not banned from posting, though you will still be tracked thanks to (((SOOT))) being a world leader in datamining technology.
-| number    = 136
-| date      = August 2, 2006
-| title     = Science Fair
-| image     = science_fair.png
-| titletext = This poster actually inspired a two-hour powerpoint presentation that Al Gore gave around the country.
-}}
-==Explanation==
+Background
-A {{w|science fair}} involves schoolchildren doing research on a subject of their choice. The purpose is to give them hands-on experience with scientific techniques. Even so, a project based on {{w|cunnilingus}}, oral stimulation of the female genitalia for sexual enjoyment, would not likely be acceptable in a science fair, a setting that is not only public but also involving children. However, adolescents are often very curious about sex and can often misjudge what is appropriate behaviour.
+According to soot, he created the imageboard "as a simple joke", and did not expect it to go far.
-Especially cute are the notations for a {{w|Function (mathematics)|function}} <code>f(t)</code>, its {{w|Fourier transform}} <code>F(ω)</code>, and its {{w|Laplace transform}} <code>ℒ(s)</code>. The section titled "Challenges in frequency domain analysis" show four graphs that may be representative of {{w|Amplitude modulation|amplitude modulation}} (variation in the depth of licking), {{w|Frequency modulation|frequency modulation}} (variation of the rate of licking), a small high frequency signal superimposed on a larger, slower one, and a periodic but non-continuous signal, perhaps a {{w|Trigonometric functions|tangent function}}. These would have more complex Fourier and Laplace transforms than a simple sinusoidal licking function.
+Issues with CSAM
-The title text is probably a reference to {{w|An Inconvenient Truth}}, a 94-minute documentary film where former US vice president {{w|Al Gore}} teaches the general public about the dangers of global warming. It has been included in science curricula in schools around the world, to the ire of easily bored students everywhere.
+The party has long struggled with Child Sexual Abuse Material being uploaded, and has even on several occassions caused the soyjak.party to go down.  In turn, soot has done what he can to combat its spread. The primary uploaders of CSAM to the 'party are primarily unknown, but they commonly use kuz as a scapegoat to cover their tracks.
-This comic was mentioned in [http://blog.xkcd.com/2008/02/25/fruit-opinions/ FRUIT OPINIONS!] on the [http://blog.xkcd.com/ Blag]. Although this comic must have been one of the more controversial, it had nothing on the impact of [[388: Fuck Grapefruit]], which was the cause of the Blag entry, as it became the most controversial comic written to that point (i.e. 2008): ''...beating out comics about cunnilingus, the Obama endorsement, and my making 4chan tiny on the map of the internet''. (See the grapefruit comic for more details).
+Some potential suggestions are: The Cirno spammer, p#blm, and the raging swede.
-==Transcript==
+Demise
-:[Text above the drawing:]
-:Although it caught me by surprise at the time, looking back I understand why my senior science fair project went over as badly as it did.
-:[A science fair project consisting of eight posters on three pink walls is set up for presenting such a project, so it is possible to step in between the walls to read about the project. There are two posters on both the left and the right wall, all four with unreadable text. Three of them clearly have a bolder heading at the top (still unreadable). The last to the right, which has no header, has instead some kind of drawing or formula in the middle, still unreadable.]
+On 9 January, 2022, the sharty was shut down to huge CP spam waves. On 10 January, it was revived. Just a few days later, on January 13th, the site was once again shut down, this time permanently, and with no hope of coming back. Soot said "its over". When our reporters asked "Is it really over?", all soot had to say was: "it's unequivocally, completely, and utterly over".
-:[The central wall has some readable and discernible parts. The top poster is the title of the project, written in very large letters:]
+But thankfully the timelines shifted shortly thereafter and on January 14th it returned with some bugs as soot transferred the site to a new host.
-:<big>The <big>Mathematics</big> of <big>Cunnilingus</big> </big>
-:[Below the title poster, there are three posters. Two of these are right below, one to the left and one to the right, and the last poster below takes up the rest of the wall. The left of the two posters next to each other has a table with three rows and three columns. The text in each box is unreadable, but some of the text seems to be formulas though. Above the three columns, there are readable legends:]
+However, as of 23rd of Janurary 2022 the sharty is down again. This time, like the last time, it's gone forever.
-:f(t);&nbsp;&nbsp; F(ω);&nbsp;&nbsp; ℒ(s)
-:[The next poster to the right shows a drawing of female genitalia with the clitoris and both sets of Labia shown. It is displayed on a chart with X and Y axes with ticks (but no labels), and there is a box with three lines of unreadable text/legends.]
+Although it is back again. It remains to be seen how many more times soot will have to take down the site before the CP problem is fixed.
-:[The last poster at the bottom of the central panel shows four line graphs with what looks like modulated signals or other time-domain signals or functions. These are displayed in two rows/columns to the left. To the right of these, there is a readable heading, and below that is more unreadable text:]
+Culture
-:Challenges in frequency-domain analysis
-{{comic discussion}}
+See also: The faces of party
-[[Category:Comics with color]]
+Soyjak.party has a thriving and enlightened culture cultivated by its many fine users. While the community often unites, it sometimes has dramatic disagreements, as can be seen in the Soyvil War.
-[[Category:Sex]]
-[[Category:Science]]
+Many schisms have formed in soyjak.party's community over a diverse range of issues such as Islam, Soyjak variants, and Soot's oversight of the website.
-[[Category:Charts]]
-[[Category:Line graphs]]
+Moderation
+None, as has been made apparent by the never-ending stream of child porn threads allowed to stay up for hours at a time, resulting in the shuttering of the site twice within a week.
+Boards
+Soyjak.party currently has 17 boards:
+/suggest/ - Suggest
+/b/ - Random
+/soy/ - Soyjak
+/qa/ - Question & Answer
+/r9k/ - ROBOT9999
+/pol/ - Politics
+/webm/ - Videos and GIF
+/r/ - Requests
+/giga/ - Gigachad
+/a/ - Anime
+/muv/ - Music & Video Games
+/tv/ - Television & Film
+/int/ - International
+/raid/ - Raid
+/sneed/ - Sneed
+/x/ - Paranormal/Schizo
+/nate/ - Coal (hidden)
+Former Boards
+A list of deleted Boards:
+/holo/ - Hololive
+/kr/ - K-pop and Korean Culture
+/g/ - Technology (became /int/ through a poll)
+/v/ - Videogames
+/caca/ - caca
+/trump/ - Donald Trump[citation needed]
+There is a common misconception that the /sneed/ board was formerly /chuck/. This is NOT the case. Take your meds.
+/plier/ - Markiplier (part of the Captain Coal incident)
+/j/ - janime (part of the Captain Coal incident)
+/CUNNY/ - CUNNY (part of the Captain Coal incident)
+>There is a common misconception that the /sneed/ board was formerly /chuck/. This is NOT the case. Take your meds.
+Formerly Former Boards
+/raid/ - Raid
+/giga/ - Gigachad
+Official Soyjak.party websites
+Aside from soyjak.party itself, Soot owns and runs several other datamining websites meant to supplement soyjak.party, both on and off the soyjak.party domain.
+Soyjak Wiki, the wiki you're reading right now
+Soyjak.download, a file hosting service
+OnionsBooru, a Booru for Soyjaks No longer affiliated with soyjak.party
+See also
+List of notable soyjak.party threads
+Citations
+https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_Airlines_Flight_452
+"VPNs and Tor are allowed, since you schizos think this is some sort of IP collection honeypot." - https://soyjak.party/rules.html
+https://web.archive.org/web/20210615092701/https://blog.soyjak.party/?p=17
+On January 9th and January 13, the party was shut down for CP.
+The myth that kuz is behind the CP attacks has been widely discredited by jakking organizations such as the dailyjak, soot, and the KolymaNET Soyjak League
+https://web.archive.org/web/20200921201413/https://soyjak.party/holo/
+https://web.archive.org/web/20200921201443/https://soyjak.party/kr/
+https://web.archive.org/web/20200921201439/https://soyjak.party/g/
+Although the original videogames board of soyjak.party is unarchived, an announcement makes mention of it's deletion and replacement with /g/ and /tv/. (https://web.archive.org/web/20200921201348/https://soyjak.party/)
+https://web.archive.org/web/20210608061038/http://soyjak.party/plier/
+https://web.archive.org/web/20200921201411/https://soyjak.party/giga/

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