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that) Page 239: Bill will reduce pyiahcisn services for Medicaid. Seniors andthe poor most affected Page 241: Doctors: no matter what specialty you have, youll all be paidthe same (thanks, AMA!) Page 253: Government sets value of doctors time, their professionaljudgment, etc. Page 265: Government mandates and controls productivity for privatehealthcare industries. Page 268: Government regulates rental and purchase of power-drivenwheelchairs. Page 272: Cancer patients: welcome to the wonderful world of rationing! Page 280: Hospitals will be penalized for what the government deemspreventable re-admissions. Page 298: Doctors: if you treat a patient during an initial admissionthat results in a readmission, you will be penalized by the government. Page 317: Doctors: you are now prohibited from owning and investing inhealthcare companies Page 318: Prohibition on hospital expansion. Hospitals cannot expandwithout government approval. Page 321: Hospital expansion hinges on community input: in other words,yet another payoff for ACORN. Page 335: Government mandates establishment of outcome-based measures: Ie., rationing. Page 341: Government has authority to disqualify Medicare Advantage Plans, HMOs, etc. Page 354: Government will restrict enrollment of SPECIAL NEEDSindividuals. Page 379: More bureaucracy: Tele-health Advisory Committee (healthcare byphone). Page 425: More bureaucracy: Advance Care Planning Consult: SeniorCitizens, assisted suicide, euthanasia? Page 425: Government will instruct and consult regarding living wills,durable powers=2 0of attorney, etc. Mandatory. Appears to lock in estatetaxes ahead of time. Page 425: Government provides approved list of end-of-life resources,guiding you in death. Page 427: Government mandates program that orders end-of-life treatment;government dictates how your life ends. Page 429: Advance Care Planning Consult will be used to dictate treatmentas patients health deteriorates. This can include an ORDER for end-of-life plans. An ORDER from theGOVERNMENT. Page 430: Government will decide what level of treatments you may have atend-of-life. Page 469: Community-based Home Medical Services: more payoffs for ACORN. Page 472: Payments to Community-based organizations: more payoffs forACORN. Page 489: Government will cover marriage and family therapy. Governmentintervenes in your marriage. Page 494: Government will cover mental health services: defining,creating and rationing those services.