Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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| − | :[Cueball stands on the left while Beret Guy walks in from the right, carrying a smartphone.]
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| − | :Beret Guy: My phone's about to die.
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| − | :[The phone is now subtly larger.]
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| − | :Cueball: Where'd you get a big iPhone? I didn't think they were out yet.
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| − | :Beret Guy: It's my regular one. It's just dying.
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| − | :[The phone increases in size again. Beret Guy now holds it in both hands.]
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| − | :Beret Guy: As it consumes its battery, it heats up and expands.
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| − | :Beret Guy: Soon it will swell to enormous size, engulfing us both.
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| − | :[The phone is now in the size of Beret Guy's torso; he is clutching it to himself. Cueball is pointing off-panel.]
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| − | :Beret Guy: Then it will collapse in a violent explosion!
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| − | :Cueball: ...do you want to borrow my charger?
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| − | :Beret Guy: That would only make it run out ''faster!''
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| − | {{comic discussion}}
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| − | [[Category:Strange powers of Beret Guy]]
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Revision as of 19:16, 28 March 2020
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| My Phone is Dying |
Title text: When it explodes, it will cast off its outer layers, leaving behind nothing but a slowly fading PalmPilot, calculator, or two-way pager. |
NoZooph (talk) 19:15, 28 March 2020 (UTC)
NoZooph (talk) 19:16, 28 March 2020 (UTC)
