1506: xkcloud/Table of Permalinks

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Table of Permalinks

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Permalink	Image	Caption
f2c919991980	17779ee040a7	Not Again :(
20deaf953613	a64fc3d7d8f9	┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
58f9c1f83d30	ce66a2faf2a3	the microsoft promised land
8274f64fa984	212b2307a09f	MATE YOU HAVE FORGOT YOUR STICK
6604af2b1dea	24c75c7c27b0	:-(
7ab61b9edfa9	cba467da5a14	I found a three fingered kitten!
2a3d25dd72dd	3ea8cd3dbdbc	what a bummer
eed49c0370c9	02eab95bdf15	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
4fc1887b3ae8	bbbda03f1051	Their vengeance was swift, but surprisingly subtle...
8bccb1874db6	6bf3263b04f6	this will make me a millionaire (patent pending)
72adb3ecf9c6	225a08c3c4e1	Man, that cool-ade guy really lost some weight lately.
4f1091ac13fb	a957cdaa3aae	if i don't return by 5pm give this photo to my kids when they grow up
a675e5830cfd	02b28c8a401d	everything makes sense now
c2f86cf4e269	e2dffdd62ace	We've given up trying to justify this.
a6b1a7686453	f4f58d3c10fe	Wake up sheeple!! the rich are stockpiling candles. This is our future!!!!
dd4f0aff5b35	36d65e9490e4	The Captain Crunch Kraken
d364f46aaef2	9680350fc412	The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
c05714ffc287	b383658ed774	This explains it all
14ca86f00e70	d1cde7ea1764	Nothing new under the sun
58cf4b2f91fb	7773dc0863cc	Smile! You're on Candid Microscope
9b10fd902481	59ead0250c96	Belgium
6e469b00eae7	cc43b755a6f6	Vegans gonna hate
e6b2986bd936	03fb6cbd1dd1	OMG I cannot even
4d2f327ae7e1	57fa867685bd	just two more trips over the horizon
4292b1b95313	1061e0518fbf	...Freudian sense tingling...
4263e0eb7e87	4e9da7817cd4	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
7680df16b4aa	8a9f34703e2d	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
e4e5367e1f47	cf668a11b9f0	Has anyone really been as far even as decided to use even go what to do look more like?
3377e8740fe8	9e46d05470f7	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
13f478fdf105	d7b2b76fdd04	The glow cloud (all hail) stopped by today.
f1385643bfd3	2f5139fdda6c	I find this picture reflects my soul.
360890f998d5	b6534ec9a50b	Interior Crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
da6c0eb81b49	62d36831eeb6	lol, no i didn't jump
538c21aa2e5e	955d92065020	#CATSANDBIRDS
907e372bc0e8	e376fd7003ce	Best. Funeral. Ever.
f04adf940e5d	1cbd4410b0c5	finally found a way to disable the flesh on my camera
1f146e51a52b	1c4ca7d93623	my new haircut only exists in another dimension
8f6e4d2b5c63	31ddd9945040	YES
93c2c75d65af	b08505ac7848	i don't remember this scene form star wars
fb2a1e2aefd0	123e4ec62288	Always get a full nights rest
b4344aecdb35	7123db10fc55	my new duvet cover!
9c31563ca3ca	f12910f29abb	we sail the ocean orange
428af0529b5a	c8a63b7c18f0	Newest cheesy movie: When trees attack
2ccabf9801c1	7bc308ea1436	Guess that "sun" was really important after all
4f26d9e2ba70	87355b37d71c	#nomakeup #justnatural
d8de28d977ae	257d8b02f16c	There's a third bump, growing fast
8e9188624537	6c6626ce547f	But I wanted to see the roof... #FirstWorldProblems
10fedacb054d	654bbc9c2f25	The rook is getting closer. Help me.
e5b596b4685e	c0a9ca3690f5	mYTH BUSTED!
f1fb5e4214a5	a0a0157f5ab6	Oops, I forgot the cowboy hat
8facbf6567a8	010bad314260	That's just not very funny
bc5e028d912c	fcf9829a0289	Do my feet look fat?
a774947b536b	382b161233d2	look at me, i'm from England!
cc8d44c16ebe	934f1f0453ba	CORNFLAKES AGAIN!?!?!??!?!??!
b5a1b3eb6171	a96ef02038be	the dark side of the moon, amirite?
0fb66a709edd	73bcd7bde4d2	#Toobigtofall
e70649ddc7e0	86d77f35cb4e	Only managed to clock 87 miles Per hour. Crap.
78de79c7f4b4	1bf501c24758	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
ce1b72fb730c	d9823cee8ea4	Lack of cucumbers
e696f4111eb6	4226e91af364	best republican caucus ever!
aa6141a024cc	fbf7493522f2	This needs a motivational text
8cbbdecd7e72	51c994821764	Why do we call it "behedding" and not "bebodying"?
d6afc32d827d	2e494a4f52d2	a spherical cow
c83352083673	b71d2b588ffa	this guy keeps following me
23e81a5bf832	5ea3119b0c13	alas, poor yorick, I knew him well.
9567873d1cc1	8a5f2942c127	just cos()
30080f592e25	2ec5bd49d89f	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
240ac198542b	1b3fb7095f97	ancient skull loses eye socket in fencing accident
c464c50c8e69	4fb22a860334	ksp mission success
c8f770e70674	2421a8b1ba8d	check out my usb sword!
39d53b5e1d21	6d4374896e8a	you didn't have to come if you were just going to complain the whole time.
5d49cc7e107d	906f495d1c54	throwing epic shade!
8b71d1568b71	473540e8a24b	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
afa281c09dc1	b4cc62c6ce6e	I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Death; and Hades was following with him.
955f855b56b9	e7e1910c416d	Trees on a hill #nofilter
42f2990b0582	efb683138c9e	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
b0f5c71dff78	77e76741b491	Fear the day we Mole People breach the surface of the Earth like Mewling Babes, FOR THAT WILL BE YOUR LAST! #Ihatethesun #goditsbright #isthisworthit?
51bcc6656d87	7b12d0018e3f	THEY added extra salami!! I told them i HAte salami!! they hate me!!! fml!!!!!
19eca942dbe8	a06de52211f2	Manchester United had made a terrible mistake with their new striker...
6b0e960d58a5	37d3a3a22fdb	#DrinkSaltwater
b765f1972938	034c85450c85	The last thing we see before we die
3d734511ffb7	233d440514d3	THAT'S NO MOON
e3d828025d70	e09a1b5aa635	I will take that one please
5ecb62a00d53	60c958ff14d4	I thought getting my body cut in half would be the end of my golf career... but i proved the haters wrong.
98d43fab0c86	c142bf4c510d	I'm ready!
45ecd28d3557	02eab95bdf15	I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
29fab7b825ae	6e0fa6423e5e	The birds found the hobbit hole
1f5865a62b1c	1f0c75a75ca8	This was the most unkindest cut of all
af61cc969a76	ffa61701b9fa	They're all watching me
c8fb9201d01b	39842baaeb63	突っ込むところもねい！
b3172def5121	1b3fb7095f97	I've got a tombstone disposition and a graveyard mind.
bd26ecde512f	54b19f7c4f03	International relationships are getting worse
4ca2606d56c1	ad84df3b19fb	For sale: planet, barely used. slight pest problem
de9dc2df4195	e2dffdd62ace	We live in a golden age!
945217469759	84474c28886b	*Sigh* not cat food for diner again
3c8c6e7cdb31	a7e15e99cca4	come on, put on the slippers.
75c51529536e	85e0c52e34c9	like my new haircut?
e7c1e89e5282	37b45655015e	"Carpe diem!" my grandfather said to me. This is a picture of him when he was younger.
8604d8f8881f	fd4bab0c30e3	i say, the cheat, let us prey upon that poor sap, the home star runner!
12c4fb065e84	25280d880bb6	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
34d22c1b9c7a	b18f4833dfc9	look what i found underneath my pillow
a30142d80e4c	3b6f2bd2000b	about to die lol
13ece67e7f00	ee9bf2c78576	My doctor said to take two of these and call him in the morning.
4a71bfd07699	a9181c1b6475	My cat is cuter than yours.
2f0ae9f4e4b0	250a074b0607	Funky fresh beats #sudowoodo
97eaefb323c8	61f58d48c281	the saddest moment of my childhood
850d9221886f	11e39871b180	Wait, what does ⨍(𝕎) represent again?
bc29ee9a4c7f	b9f054fb539d	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
7714bbe3d46f	15efefc8c9e0	No more sorrow!
cf681b2b203e	85e0c52e34c9	my toothache has got worse recently
06a0284a512c	81a4839135ac	So, it has come to this...
851dbb52b7a0	aa40d23c63f2	one electrocution can ruin your entire day
2cb28701a9e7	ac194aab980b	My new oscilloscope has some missing parts
77bf0e4e66be	23334f7de37f	I'll catch it one day
931f113f8dd8	16a76c300029	damn. that squirrel's got a ball
bfe6c37a9f93	5ddd76bb3d6c	oh look, a penny
09f8eb1d88ac	f1bda684c6fd	Look at me jumping!
d5ba0e2799f3	d8a647f2826e	Freshly waxed floors + new socks
6cc18d8e6d29	31dbe4b7eb35	AGHHHHH
e9cad090f9fc	61308525cf42	they told me carrots were good for eye health
6e8c19f28f19	d7bef8511cc1	Beyond Level 256...
41910f8e6f5e	ddf013875fd0	Do I look like a penguin?
96eb4179fa6e	ff1dbf4d409c	no stars in the sky tonight. Sigh #lonely
a75c146bc697	459891d99059	where should i put this cool new tatto?
17bb05a94135	0bdeb119f6e0	Do Notte Buye Betamacks.
533e48c07f8c	ddeff2316e8d	The building blocks of life
3800d27f8533	e143bef0e30f	I think my houseplant is doing pretty good #greenthumb
5b1eedd309ee	07a2950a48cb	big data strikes back
2b68441c70ee	5d27e2398770	a graph showing the amount of time i spend outside
8b359c586199	62abd7c005ee	Daisy, Daisy, Tell me your Answer True.
061595a788b9	5c2386c8cb54	hey, so, we need to talk about your sphere-packing problem.
326e70547c9a	57d64c44c572	what to have for breakfast?
1306a64b6dbe	ae5350e13117	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
96ef0b9fc718	cd9fbf5c1333	for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
56a09716bc8e	dda187c532d4	i don't remember this scene form star wars
91e54fdab603	0c11f3359c47	one does not simply wok into mordor
ccf3b85a729a	f6298c1c3134	Even if you bind his beak, an eagle will drool on you out of spite
3102c7259fac	26f932f7b668	This is how we celebrate easter usually
1121ce6aeaa6	b3b3c866ccae	Oh no, it's the moon
484335cc68a8	d2d6221717b6	Where did this road come from?!?
93bbd49b0aa3	57fa867685bd	I REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH.
2189cd70e3b9	30d33648a505	I'm so lost. My gps told me to go this way, and now it has stopped working entirely
f80bba7e0a9a	416a214c5e51	love it!"...The Aristocrats."
494af18edb24	e2575fd89a89	Help! my mustache is eating my fammmmmrhmhghhh
2505e67be10e	a664f572dc2f	The secret to infinite storage space
cfde55a8ae41	7d0249cf0e5b	funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
c291154579ef	c165f253d31c	every breath you take, every move you make
ee96a167ac9a	b70795dcf356	Who Made all these Don quixote clones?
ebe042ab3b6d	da1ca557b64e	WHY WHY WHY #WHY
b7c9d9ced324	ea6f236f0ccd	#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
b0de76348814	0e686f7800f8	ants, zomg, ants, everywhere
b659bda0c60a	a4121d8873e6	I got the job!
fdfa4d25084f	68a9726a825d	Is this a rhombus? No one seems to know.
c50a4b9dd11d	95fd495595b4	It's a Finger trap
093513c54148	f741758c13fb	I CHOOSE YOU!
6e24ba0538d5	fd5ed226f3b5	Why do dogs like this?
bca8acac1d3d	610de88d97a2	I've found a new way to feed the poor
9f530e69d03b	0a842138f70f	i was gonna eat that
3e64da4379f3	200e900034e5	Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
b7661f05d535	7c29fe125de7	Got a message from an adoring fan today! <3
13420ac443bb	eea655ca5250	We've got a problem
22e87b9546be	f3d0c85e8fbb	it's in a good part of town
fc78e89fc3d7	d41d16f7880c	#Long_Exposure
6db6bbb9e2d9	8e3716fa7673	I still say it looks White and Gold!
e8d85ea51efc	01745d8436e5	"sun" glasses.. lolz. heh.
9d4515ca8fbe	ff20713d6d53	The Arecibo Observatory looked bigger in the movie #disappoint #bummer #bond
05323f0572a0	6e1c3f061803	Picasso's illegitimate child...
027c9cc771a1	2a2a4ca9f44b	this guy took a photo of his food every day for a year, you won't believe what happens next!
01c700b74a50	f67296fb4000	I think the white balance on my new SLR is off
a21faf2f4bb4	770d7b505b8e	Magnified 10,000 times
27469bde1f27	32aed7da2c9f	My dad in the army
c1e6f3363e2e	e00e6d223a7b	Is this real life?
4a2625c44267	11a4256440cd	Flat file viewing
58d31bb77093	28241826b9bd	GUYS HELP IS THIS SWINE FLU?
2612e5998e1b	b3e92f1b2488	Wow, did you see that??!!
afd0d3ee34da	05912644bcfb	I finally killed the weird recognizer that was following me
9bc3cbfe09ab	40c28b0eb98f	Contains 8 essential types of spiders!
e03b63985f03	433a886dc9e3	they said be careful, we said yolo
5dad07f66ecf	0ad5264f89d2	There's a third bump, growing fast
014291ab50fa	64b298792bbd	How many can there be?
1da3fc10799f	2d72a7e51416	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
1da7c2760106	6d1126291656	“Uh, hey, baby.” “Damn we’re smooth.” “We’re gonna score”
ba7df8a7dea2	0767fc7121e1	He had to learn the hard way: if i clean a window, it will definitely be clean
efb6ddfffbf5	ca36f7be679b	This is just like my 5th birthday party.
1c1a3c373eaa	0bdf87d935b6	I believe in an afterbirth.
2f53d25ad766	dcb43a4fed87	Obama pardons Santa claus
9e948d589e00	b88c7072f092	No, I've never performed brain surgery before, but how hard can it be?
da1c7cbcb7da	11bc9baaa1c6	Wow, I didn't expect that spell to work. #Sorrydude
77c7bae99b6c	5d27e2398770	Fucking CAKE
40f26a9e5d43	ce8cb368c989	The choice is simple.
c13452d4aca1	2ae0fbc732d2	Are We Not Men? We Are Devo.
311d392c1d55	3f5bff4f7b84	Just one of those days
59f64fc45b73	d26da045fe86	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
0aa8883a506e	97a34f7e4ead	Dey see us Rollin'. Dey Hatin'.
9ba89bd8e265	36ba3af1d8c2	Strolling down the street, saw this. #uglybeauty
80eea80d0f55	1cbd4410b0c5	I don't Even know What this ad is trying to promote.
ab7a34079e11	b70795dcf356	just found this in my garden. Should i be worried?
4ab6667d5369	7d108cde252f	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
19dc53637c5f	71f523b045e9	"Use the force, Harry" - Gandalf
0a63901edbe8	600e54f1f320	#selfie #imatree #thuglife
0a7861a24348	f1fc62eefd88	How did I get here?
1c4acedaf3b0	e2575fd89a89	Why don't chimpanzees have beards?
dcc4b977e357	0907f39eaa03	van gogh's secret masterpiece uncovered in french family's basement
e0918daf23ca	06136ad8d86e	kill the pig cut his throat spill his blood
0ff48806fd4d	bf7c266cca38	Visual representation of Dubstep
b79fe41ebafb	1567b779f433	Barraco Barner is our nasion's prezident.
4e2ac5495287	db1f159bfa06	So that's where that hour went on Sunday night
60f6469ff6cb	2c55f3bf0a4f	27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
342eae840132	34542bb8dc61	kang, do i look good in this?
0383c1b13eef	9edb74dc8efa	Your conspiracy theories are dumb.
850e50e15cd2	2a328c6a26db	drivers feel stupid for not knowing this one simple trick
f3ca99cc3ed3	b6534ec9a50b	ก็็็็็็็็็็็็็ʕ•͡ᴥ•ʔ ก้้้้้้้้้้้
33797b8bbc32	7b0fe92b43f3	So, this happened.
938144c2eea0	5d9bac36ce2e	i want to ride my bicykle (i found it in pripjat)
4d1c68c41a8a	3b080aaa33db	cowabunga, dudes!
f172d0e91a14	da6fb833bded	My cats used to lie all over the floor and block hallways, but thanks to the furniture store, my problems are solved!
17c7d5a38ede	46c750488fc5	It's smaller on the outside
cfab974f0414	fc657d47e33e	Just one of those days
dbb69256b2e0	32f92e302f64	What have facebook been doing with my data? #Whatisgoingon
4b641238c309	a43875abf9bb	Moses lied to me.
75ce8079d136	b4c2a2c21aa4	I told you I would make it. I'm just a little late...
b933a64233fe	a164adff3014	Threaten large birds... check.
af330ec39536	d6d0b07c5fd3	Got a hip mustache! What do y'all think?
4f79d96f9b82	94f18c4e8740	Why are there ants on my face?!
fb0df8ab675f	8946b52d5945	Dinosaur extinction: The final Phase
262dd209579d	80e67cc1e381	Probably a universal turing machine, but too lazy to solve proof
7d8f7fc522b3	bc52e95506cb	My baby is learning how to write!
4982bdb2c36b	e78f1767fb6a	welcome to the space jam
302a1d29a0b3	307bc37a8e8d	if you squint, you can see that it's actually an adequately bearded grain of 1986 millet signing the insurance policy of versailles.
8a2b75e53220	3edb0cf4af16	I'd tap dat.
c8a377ca5e4d	db325d089aa4	Found this in my garden, wtf?
156898657581	70cf8805e7cb	Fire can sometimes be hot?
167b024ad1ac	69b7229e1b20	4 8 15 16 23 42
f0ddc0cef0b4	e0590211c1f7	Wait ... what? I don't even...
772cd6c8cde3	b33f7dfc3ee0	If it quacks like a duck... in spaaace!!!
ea4be1f624e1	93d885613089	Meritocracy is a pipe dream
544d5d3ed8cc	2973df263d5c	I don't want to set the world on fire
790e34d770ff	034c85450c85	Life outside the matrix
d8ef160df30c	b3e92f1b2488	searching for brain, found this instead
7e01d7f0adfc	5a0d3960a7e0	Posting my garden to Etsy. #humbleswag
0f8dc572aa2c	7bb7044fc42b	There goes the neighborhood...
67e60f916b54	e00e6d223a7b	Allons-Y!
eb38bb27e92c	215928a121d4	real letters have curves #Serif
8d64b66b342f	074bdfdee612	You want to know how i got these scars?
51302e67c688	631a75a16c77	The Return to the escape from Skull Emerald Island IV: The Re-Escapening
a66e7d64325a	8875775f3e17	1 like = 1 little girl feeded to this cancer dying walrus :'(
de9fef42fb84	034c85450c85	Cruise Kingdom
5c038a601865	ed4b93fb5693	He was never seen again
39dd694b4278	5bc8196cb57d	#Hopeicanfly
d2e3e9962824	a3f0bed1d6c6	leapfrog, anyone?
cfcea67c6ae0	cba467da5a14	My selfie stick broke.
b85f64513072	5a1a21983f7b	such bike. so sustainable! very carbon-negative.
d74f6848473c	2b691935cd30	💩
bb25b1ed0b78	94af8898be1a	My cat is cuter than yours.
1a39d7ed6d0b	1567b779f433	my wonderful dad!
aa6164cce068	cd75ef92c49c	Using your phone camera is a neat workaround when you have lost your glasses
c3ae18d5f4f9	0e51ea530e4a	new phone who dis
b5a00b9b73c9	5887b2af9571	That is one dapper bird.
66ebf9b69f18	d51bc6db1470	One of these things doesn't belong.
2ad2455026ec	117cd0ce46cd	does my ass look big in this?
90f3225e4b78	e2c498d26ea4	Sure, they taught a robot to sing, but can they teach it to love?
0913c00b7636	723db8e26f5f	that's one nasty burn!
2c1d9f2e35d4	e9ba3f8476e1	Does anyone know if this is supposed to happen
581b286c04f2	ab440600fd8c	The horrors of war
cc46c381c01a	203c2a900acd	"Honey, I think the assembly instructions for this washing machine are a bit... What's the opposite of verbose?"
ea1a3010b34b	32f92e302f64	There's an rfid tag in every slice of pepperoni.
59d36c9f65a5	b298cb8b58e0	The vlog was better than the movie
b2f9a098daa4	4560876c8f49	should i see a doctor about this?
23b605f35da2	25330418623f	What do you see? I see a cat!
17e76a5002c4	15efefc8c9e0	Is it canibalism if i eat my own nose?
11f9f69941ad	6c1282cbbebc	i don't think we're playing zelda anymore...
333b335100e6	f497f1d47672	ESA probe enters black hole - first photos!
5d6150519d7c	538f03891b16	To get to the other tree and leaf!
92d4feb7aec4	6d26a988015b	Yeah I just like to make my martinis properly, ok?
5727af36feb4	759c29448e36	I certainly wasn't going to bury this one
fa4459de0c57	87eace265eb5	Anyone here have any advice on how to get it to stop singing?
9a85446ac559	786f685a1a8b	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
5f8912e8d90f	c5cbaa46f3b2	if there is no water on mars, at least there is data
707193651269	a5314f3d3751	Best map projection ever
7bca9d6a8ec7	600d22c38d1a	Oh bother not again
60de5becf7aa	0190596d8aad	The Moon Will Eat What it will
28304d4e2a32	6aa0c7ff2b91	Happy Birthday, M C Escher
067e24ddf3f1	32ffa222e0c0	Lego: hours of preparation, 5 minutes of Godzilla re-enactment
33120329a2c1	2a54a838dc76	NUTS!
2cc58ae262fc	86ea721314f1	Choose your snuggle toy
9823477f7961	7b6aa2e8b09b	truly, i am euphoric
1d173a1878e3	d60ee7814b05	Making a selfie.
66f36310aa38	0c11f3359c47	is good idea yes
1cc17ff0e774	e2dffdd62ace	mmm...vegemite...
d1faa923b8fc	1dd718c7e20d	Check out my new turntable! #audiophile #lookatme #vinyl
fbfbf6994af4	95fe2f2cd9ce	Pants Optional
c3f902e9fd2e	dccd8efcd65f	Screw it, here's a cat pic
eff829198bf7	a3b3ee0b8579	I am infinite. i am eternal.
a3508df1219c	f7eceffd2339	Perspective issues
c04ff1c66acd	c301e9adb51b	It was the rational response
2bc9af22828e	5d8fea4beed7	Day 12: it's going well I think
b092fac7a297	f4f58d3c10fe	wORRIED ABOUT V2 ROCKETS
6883d75c6291	41d36de15fa7	Great, now I forgot where I left the car.
52e9a0c296ba	41309dcc91e1	cthulu caught me slipping
37d02cc6701b	f702f0f680d2	marvel universe howard the duck returns
00ee689d4e74	b70795dcf356	#ALLLLLLBYMYSELF
4bf4af9db960	02b28c8a401d	I finished building our pool, but now i realise we can't afford the water to fill it.
eabc7d770694	18f0fd29360a	New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
91b07933d521	858b90c571a8	Turns out my explosive frisbees are duds
13400f83ae08	6d1126291656	I knew I nailed it!
492a6d794626	5c9ab26a9cc9	Help the police catch this violent criminal before he strikes again.
614eaa4646a3	39b12a33e30e	finally got that squid stache
d11936498e9b	217002028a86	Never gonna give you up...
2464f2a3671f	38b111244701	Okay, I concede that maybe using a trebuchet is not the best shortcut
3b185d803ec1	f7bfe79b4c39	The cat brought in another bird.
0a4ac7764aea	65b7f500c5ee	I'm lost without your love, baby
5dae7ee60a01	0a383ab79273	The French space program
0b291770a226	b99cbe835d8f	hello darkness my old friend
bbe201a47eb3	de4f95d8e513	no wonder the cat always sits here
a57f3975d704	004a83c9eb34	As I place the flowers, I thought, "She will never forgive me for marrying her daughter."
b224e003cb69	6a57c265996d	Not as healthy as it looks
881157ae4786	ae39eec23e68	Bay-bae lolz
664cd1098714	5ef5374d4eb0	Found this ancient manuscript, can anyone translate it?
dbeb1bfc48f3	fafb89e8da7a	Need a Haircut
a50aa63cfdde	e75894d5db4c	I've discovered a new clean-power source
b497c3d8f247	41089c4e1b94	I thought it would be bigger
54c7bbd46f16	33ace19cf756	Why should squirrel learn baseball
5622a875f0de	25330418623f	Oh no, I'm not equipped to ride a digital wave of this size!
306589797809	2c87d2544227	FUCK NOT AGAIN
a8869501ec65	49cdeb92ecf6	Man, it's windy
6de86a7f9442	8f45c84f3ae6	watching dune on shrooms
63d947f9e927	42f77c77637d	SELDOM UTILIZED DIET TRICKS
7ad4e31a1731	6dd99ea7d04d	drive like an ass, be slapped like an ass!
2068ff9473b7	600d22c38d1a	product testing has confirmed our suspicions...
001672f89607	c4028c21e71c	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
204b2dc23b5e	433787df693b	Spaaaaaaaace!
f5a51fea25ab	80778f45c4a0	Research shows a new perspective is easily gained.
0dc63a74fe0f	c235eec2e206	I've found a new way to feed the poor
aad98e86e46c	c5fec0195ecd	been stuck here for a while, any ideas?
c2301be5309f	61f58d48c281	DAMMIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT THE DOCTOR.
0e5c3e27a651	68a9726a825d	for you
8ed8108b8063	0e035895ea44	Bunny eating lettuce. tots adorbs! ^_^
a45e1e01ba28	fb8549b59577	All my selfies be like
3626363baa17	f5a037a62bda	One year ago I looked like this
34975cb570a4	8f45c84f3ae6	the Uk space agency is making britain proud
d476f7738c04	a2250171b45e	If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself
efd5a84426a8	b35c24e36690	Are you feeling lucky, punk?
195764086590	2e7213f87bb7	My collections still growing! Just let's hope it won't rain soon
b107993add1e	1eb5a0ee7fd2	taken from earth orbit
17a70a8cf699	a0f0f96c0f40	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
cd9eeb81fe62	2820d2999a90	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
0444ab27226c	dd1b125fe3c4	awesome sunrise this morning #lenscap #nofilter #hashtag
951dae437391	5f37c1382122	The Moon Will Eat What it will
5b8ae36b322d	489db01a89eb	stipple slash of saturn
04a3a4881220	d7b2b76fdd04	OH GOD HOW DO I COMPUTER?!?!?!!
113400981315	ccd5e870e9f9	#fallingfromorbit
27a414937618	49cdeb92ecf6	is this just a fantasy?
d3399e6e609f	0a35447c8bac	Turkey Drumstick Stonehenge was surprisingly compelling!
89d247f82f12	22e28e5cca06	Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
09b1c59d83bf	f66a2a6dab59	Doesn't like being referred to as garfield
c4668a948740	5b88c3ff6eea	Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
d77a46e7ece6	4e353bcbacd9	Removed microwave door, new easier to watch the food cook
4f7e11ca9c15	a831919d153e	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
7137340d56cf	265815e5ba7e	The Moon Will Eat What it will
64ecfb43091d	ca904c329d45	First post, be friendly
b485485efaed	65fb81dd914f	discovered a new shortcut for making toast
c9b2247d68c8	0835b2656faf	Visual representation of Dubstep
ee456f64d2b5	1476cb35edb1	Trurl and Klapaucius at large again!
be6cf22d8b16	1d8a0d2e6317	if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?
1a56b847e0fa	5c2386c8cb54	So turns out 'recycling' is not Riding a bike twice.
21843f648492	e03721358827	Who the shit left the fertilizer out in the open? Now we have to deal with this!
961b97f4e04d	540c0d9dc845	share and enjoy
060acd5ec711	9d61c8e7aca2	Don't even say you understand my pain #problems #dontask
376c584b29a6	7c29fe125de7	Kite powered bike leaves oil executives speachless.
8cf3b808a45c	f0b32b65537f	Dude, where's my car?
6b6a3b5000c7	b10305bc0eec	I can't believe it's not cake batter
a5c56592fefe	904def06c9f2	An eight-stringed octopus?
f2735a0119f7	abc9fb61aace	I found it!!!!!!!
7d4f1a7fac76	17915eae60bc	A window into my soul
791925b1cd56	3f4c8faba219	You must be new here.
4c2766a8ff26	5d685d5fb24e	the rest is darkness and decay
dd0982197d0a	8b7a7b605c6c	parallel universe, here i come! #sweet!
5e25e484ab70	e13751fc0bec	So thats What Jesus did
69306e300dcb	6afcf60967b0	Birds are less cute the closer they are.
8283f5015324	fe759fa57f81	Too much Acid. Got to sort life out.
fadb8135756a	5673675e6bb7	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
50b196458153	9d0371422f7c	i have a bad feeling about this.
a2052e194148	8a411fa0e03e	"Bake him away, toys"
0f4c64c8153b	550f7a04f1e7	Sometimes I just want to be in the moment.
85122dc9497e	399fdf7e8064	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
b5a850860f66	8ce440504a07	The less you look at it, the funnier it gets.
b7dd9222b20b	eaad499163e0	Notice anything different?
917967cd670a	42ea4fe205c6	Unzipped sock
38169b039fc7	7d34edac1e7d	Yeah... never gonna happen
63fd324f50a8	7af1db07b282	the rest is darkness and decay
d4748326eb6a	a08adb381cb1	I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
3f5675a6ffd1	744ea02306f1	trying out apple's new gadget. expensive but it's worth it.
550ec7053a1e	f702f0f680d2	EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
06e33d58a165	88ab0a21a404	Please send help.
26bcb4d3bebb	c760359170f8	so, scientology...
79aa0c341597	7f92a63f5b80	my choice of flat-mate may have been a mistake.
a15150afeade	cd301178819e	Soon. Soon...
352af08aa05f	5e586e391496	Annoyance of the week: people who take photos of their food
575b117e0c63	237324594a76	this was my inspiration
3474dbebd229	faf209490182	Apparently the NSA have been keeping secrets from us
af1e8fec2204	e007f1cae5de	We claim this iceberg for the Motherland
9fbe62511c1b	02917df33e66	Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
194831359a99	9fc6d190dd43	NASA deny budget cuts have changed their plans
c78a697fcffd	f9df282b1974	YOU JUST GOT RICKROLLED.
e75e97c18b34	9bbac5d95498	Nothing new under the sun
541e3df3a75b	a0289b27dd5a	Holy Meals on Wheels
4b40a114e249	5355f5833b39	I love star wars!
1236799ea7fb	07a2950a48cb	THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
abade654e968	8178c0cabd72	The best brick joke possible.
47fb62cb37cd	e8e77686e189	Ikea art
98f152e9a396	aa1baf6dd6df	Beer Pong alone again! #YOLO
cab078af129f	1426712a965d	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
76e512e451d4	702b1488680d	Jesus Wept
c33199b5dea7	971c2d33c5fb	Just combing my M.C. Escher
b7797efb3715	7eff05be73f6	for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
fbfc99dc9df3	2d04208ae09a	I've never been so aware of my own hunger
7b6399132b92	379e61ca80a4	Death star model 0.0.73
02da441d85ea	fbecf00ae97f	I forgot to get a plane
2aa2f449de9d	bd4d9857877f	only 90s kids will get this!
bc6f446bce2f	f18fe4a59c24	I'm never going on chatroulette again
747695b72a92	2b9a423e7a36	the lotr movies had some subtle changes from the books
4397c285d977	7bb7044fc42b	Dude, I can totally catch this!
ac55ba5c5100	9aa21d262360	Houston, we are the problem
605f713b589f	7bb7044fc42b	This squirrel really knows how to cook
5ea586fbc9b7	d7bef8511cc1	fuck fuck shit shit, what did i do last night?
4883771010f8	97e64148995c	This is just like my 5th birthday party.
5898d52d9d16	af341cf74c70	The choice is simple.
23e8c4918530	6a3486e865d8	Just some home decorating
d7fa6642e829	fc4d271b85f6	We told iran that atomic energy is unsafe
26cf88b730ab	971c2d33c5fb	Has science gone too far?
4bd53a7721e6	450985c10504	>< ))*>
6c2d2b43c9e6	ed5863c1845c	"Innocent X" by Diego Velazquez, c. 1650, oil on canvas
c0e6e4732e4c	cf3e1579e183	i miss myspace. *sigh* #thegoodolddays
ae0faaa814ad	c7a09429221a	OH MY GOD A HORSE
da83fe97c1c0	58bd456b251b	my cat is sick
9ae281be6996	20d163d05085	Nasa is fully funded
13d581435902	e6966f356be2	Pic of my organic free range flowers. Only $79 on etsy.
58daaa5ecb0c	cca708717fd6	In an N-dimensional space, optimal strategy is to think *inside* the box.
5d68799d88cb	2a9299a8355e	Dang! Inflated tires with Helium again!
3c8804233909	17fdb7a041f3	hgghjg
2d2b554f7c2c	8c29a2907764	they said we couldn't play god
41268cb17365	7773dc0863cc	last march of the ents
08df0fe452a0	80d5a36accc0	I Swear this dress was yellow and blue
9cb2ff0f5e7b	b298cb8b58e0	Unfriendly comet eats latest probe
751ed73bb26d	cea86fee7249	Zoidgebra 101
72aed00885e1	944d473e0ae4	Man with face of clock discovered in Beatty, Nevada; Scientists befuddled
b9450b4d48e5	b6e06ba22326	WARRRBLGARBL
05bbeeae13d1	fd8dedb9f32c	I loled my head off!!!
3f8e57861a2c	e2a47ca2b07f	If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it
0d29daa9b66a	f980a41a738b	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
4f06c84654ec	58ed2759a90e	Oh no! Not Again.
51d9b50a295e	8e3716fa7673	SPAAAAAAAAcE
c4489f6c99d0	2973df263d5c	conspiracy theorists crestfallen after taking photo of platonic ideal rather than its specific manifestation
fbb7f3f29d72	b71d2b588ffa	dentists are going crazy about this weird Teeth whitening trick discovered by British mum. as seen on CNN.
1f23b7510e1f	91329e7a7b5a	tail recursion spotted in the wild!!
87662857a932	8eeb2b94987b	How did the mars rover get here?
0ef4e548701c	bfbd316a9bfb	I've made a huge mistake
159f067f8d74	1eb5a0ee7fd2	I just don't get recursion.
152eeb1192f7	aa9b5fad0ac1	New selfy stick you can hold with your foot
dd71ef86e39e	70cf8805e7cb	Goldilocks party!
d26ab0d67987	b6534ec9a50b	Where did THAT come from?
1d3a750f0e8d	77ed0a75923a	i do the same thing at frat parties
0513821406b7	4a05b122a05d	It's not a good part of town
f9d0acc13ff2	1a11c6c67047	Goodnight moon
7338b015f07e	b14f6fdbd149	DX(X^LN(Y!)/xy*pi=screw you
9ff63ccb3f75	ae4e0b2b2dd0	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
5040729f658f	a47817c0b4cf	"Is it symmetric this way?"
8fc610b58c7c	25fb75d0cdba	Magnificent as fuck
97ac567ecb43	6f81b93bc3bb	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
7e4364c93f66	7b2f1bf0847f	I wonder what will this lead to...
0b43b082bfad	a10df00c1984	true culprit of global warming!
3675399e2fe4	4612ca3ea03f	moo!
4b79c0cd0bfc	8b3785eeefb1	Sorry for the potato quality.
4faa8b2f28f7	9b5fd2c79341	they're all dead, dave.
8415f138f833	bb7a419a02c6	Finally here!
e0a9209b36a9	c4ca062e7763	[user was banned for this text]
957d56bd6f40	977601de1a34	Burrito night
5ed3a8ead69b	f0366682d86f	Am I a Pokemon?
b362078dc4e6	19fcaa244177	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
1470d6bbc7c5	bc7f7d4bb7a8	about to die lol
d9cb366104ee	fd0d9c097b7a	Do you care to #engage with this #content
6b7358825ad4	ed6360dfe4c4	Mercator projection on a cube... Globes are boring.
0beee26fdc6c	00d30201e37d	Hey! My cloaca is down here!
0665823d0460	75aaa988879a	FUCK NOT AGAIN
0c1ef956c53c	57498405462f	too much lens flare?
c3c06661efee	37b45655015e	i've made a huge mistake
f992eaf526dd	c942b75bbc37	When they realised the comets core was yellow, philae started digging and uncovered this!
b23934f1d3a1	8cf0aae237b9	i walk a lonely road, the only road that i have ever known...
a72e7c3cb451	ff20713d6d53	Wow. Just, Wow.
23784ceaf34a	a06de52211f2	No lie, this is delicious
62b3279cefa0	1bd3e7350353	My new cat is awesome
ce45b24fe22e	2e1b33b78b7a	FACING east. 3.15pm. Can someone tell me where i am?
0b2c3273ccce	9ea3833b0a71	Now we play... the most dangerous game
d6b258279a62	5107f4525a46	♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
9cecadae1132	60e3cd8474aa	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1fd79d90a422	e657f79cb201	#paleo #rawlifestyle #tasty #nofilter
f62feecaf206	ed8c5dc9aab9	Waiting on hold with the insurance company
7cd24c49e0d7	d29fb45617bd	Pizza TIME
d4f619ee815a	004a83c9eb34	Please note that our professional disaster recovery team are working tirelessly to rebuild your data. We apologise for the delay. - xkcloud
416b020841a2	945dee2035fd	new tattoo on the back of my head so no one can sneak up on me
067c172708c5	148a91f8a103	Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
809d09ac99c8	d9823cee8ea4	Check out my bowling Ball trophy!
e1b8111bb486	956e362d57e2	Where are the three sea shells?
fa8c2f6ad62b	877f694732c0	Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
b5aac0b3b9d5	68a9726a825d	ack
4083e45d8420	02eab95bdf15	#nofilter
e2737f593c73	3303a3961e6c	So I figured out that "inflammable" means the same thing as "flammable" today!
71cb52c456ec	4b8b14997691	The magic smoke escaped :(
d1fae2b1ee29	fb8549b59577	feeding my pet
e625cc2d4942	516a9ccdc425	Just another day in paradise
9d7af9c27344	ed915d36dd20	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
4771cb644792	ec801ea1b655	AUUUGH
93bb319a045e	6878e40c5754	Sometimes all you can do is wait
94e0d165139e	d51bc6db1470	SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS POWER OUTLET CALL AN ELEXORCISTRICIAN
fe00355c0e48	c74e3568fa88	Why did it have to end this Way?
89429ecdd3f2	86ea721314f1	onomatopoeia? I hardly know ia!
4ff024e7aa09	17915eae60bc	Aaaaaargh
d5308c83936e	fdbeef420f73	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
58f04b39029d	6e9b8ec9a5b9	Testing my new DIY nuclear power plant
bc3fb409c6e0	63ef1c70a2f9	Optimus prime was having a bad day.
bd9a06f20bcc	9628012c0058	This just in: baby robot duck terrorises populace
35e1357d1544	97aa148f5db2	🇺🇸 USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
ac17af22eeaf	b18f4833dfc9	i think i need to get out more.
0dfbd763068c	f8dc0e0b0070	#satellite #navigation
9c8b4f192cae	5c74f3b16e93	Coco Puffs: Now with your complete daily dose of gamma radiation
14be17af93fb	c5fb86da0605	just another cat video
b9e71f4e9682	9fc6d190dd43	when you see it...
40ee13c5d689	6c6706cf5ef0	Now turn it upside-down
615fc7c93abb	901ddbb780e1	File not found ... creating fake file...
0a9c99dce6b8	c1fd2083989e	Now we play... the most dangerous game
3336db80e988	96ff894f1851	My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
33975bf41541	58377b6190af	Real Eyes Realize real lies.
ed836cdaab07	14dcc16e1fe6	Get that camera out of my face!
8394f1ac9e0e	1ee44ab3e6c1	Here comes the sun, do do do do...
78406d84d89e	21576a2682e2	Turns out, Hillary deleted my E-Mails too. Honest.
75902b549d7c	8be9d991419a	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
9cb4c6c8b85b	cdbed0af98ce	Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
77fb0108023d	5d8fea4beed7	Wait, you can see that too
636f450b2dfd	62712df5a93e	in line at the dmv
b0413e684455	eaf524a2f41e	Only 90s kids will remember
ff6c22ef147a	667be74ed29d	Amirite??
7b5fa15e7d1d	0a75b50367a0	in the future, we will evolve into limbless creatures who subsist on judging.
c85c6b3c8cd3	42875287a95b	I said we'd get on like a house on fire.
786cda6a94e4	bbbda03f1051	Solo Thumbwar
91aef014ceb1	6a235059c841	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
a3ee400c9e75	bf1fbb69a889	Talking to my fans...
54ed5bb17707	7773dc0863cc	The newest Olympic sport
fd99de2a7803	f4287c01cef1	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
eaa9370e41de	56b0dc2c4a9a	this is the weirdest hickey.
4ff43f139fe7	55bad9cbd974	♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
ce3b1b0e3113	e53c20bb80db	I'm not saying it was aliens but it was aliens
8dccd667beb1	b0792a154b7e	I like this picture
3878faafc75b	75333edd14cb	A soulful rendition of "old man river"
b7ad10d8cbb8	8e3716fa7673	#Donthate #Truelove
f8aff921f001	4b8b14997691	That's not a chicken
37620c6a70f7	f42833bd2ecc	my friend posing while a plane flies by
d1fc2720f84c	4e420b806488	Et boum! C'est le choc!
31284317ee4a	660350b11114	This is what happens when you don't listen to your parents
45b4bdd8e3f3	6c1d54604426	crawling and texting #badcombination
b37c5ce2bc50	7a7a9690aef1	Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
47c41f567ae5	7b6aa2e8b09b	I solved the debt crisis!
cfdfca0ffd75	d51bc6db1470	I found this little guy in the woods near my house
b918ea5c6783	47e972de2a8e	i'll see you on the dark side of the moon
2ea45d709aa0	89c0e9d14073	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
be364608b373	8448a3c83b1f	🇺🇸 USA! USA! 🇺🇸
691d958575f7	5aded2e25574	ANGRY CATS SMASH ANGRY BIRDS
9f48988381e3	32f92e302f64	#hashtag
7b569e0fb4e1	ff9e2c0e72d3	what if it's a ghost pepper?
39d7a0476ef8	e31b4f8d0d7d	they moved the headstones, but they didn't move the bodies
2c9fc6042cdd	62cd3460a783	Check out my new cat! Sooooo cute!
36396f7713d3	d1432b2e1c65	Let it go, let it go.... the cold never bothered me anyway.
78cb2d2ce806	2d8a610ac57d	THe Tanzanian bargin was notoriously one sided and resulted in the bloodiest genocides in the history of man. #YOLO
950c6dc27e71	d231e7a59732	Who came first?
0b1dac228a5c	c0f332e9575e	#newhipsterbike
576c4a2de0e9	64b298792bbd	An unsuccessful bike design...
1d45771798f3	6d4374896e8a	#awefullyNicetractsofland
d50a949efca1	9691025fb33f	Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
471763240cee	540c0d9dc845	This is symbolic.
d6f040a617c4	3a01b14401e1	my cat got into the *other* catnip
fdb219a70069	dc3a38493f7d	check out my new pet
39f9663598e8	1cabd3f28345	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
051fc307d3a3	811bd51f6fa4	this is literally the hardest decision I've ever had to make.
c43f007a79ad	3a2ca3201f60	My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
cbfd55d9314b	9fc5e66c0884	Target Found.
747ab0a03571	bd67bc8fbe57	#SELFIE #WIN #LIKEABOSS #HASHTAG #YOLO #REPRODUCTION #THATSTHEWAYITISDONE #CTF #COOL #KEEPITREAL #BEQUICKORBEDEAD #SWAGGGG #RACE #ENGLISHDYCTIONARY
f91f432dedee	c7af1d2b4e42	Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
e5194804dbe1	b05fcc9a98a0	Eat my shorts
c1aadd2beda2	16a76c300029	Wait a minute. We put the helium in the pool, or the balloon?
446bd7807491	52eb6e40b776	wwmd: what would mcgyver do?
14e841b55adb	3ea8cd3dbdbc	In hindsight, it makes perfect sense
5743634d4450	8009a7e58635	Fancy
0ef07b302f61	77e76741b491	the first official thing i stole from my college roommates.
2218d0987663	7f59b89dbd33	Stay in the moment. I want you to fully enjoy it.
510f299f01df	d4496e693ad6	This photo was taken from my iphone
64f5869dbe7e	3e5f0b7a72ff	Vegans gonna hate
07e5f40f9a0a	9c039349b0b2	Initiate evasive maneuver!
0dc653d64b18	5bc8196cb57d	Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic, Malcovic!
999b95d88ba1	057660801943	Self Portrait: Complete.
eeea0442348a	2445b7adb800	love it!
fabd3185be68	0e615e2ad90f	amazons newest delivery method
b95862ddf773	6a57c265996d	We have finally discovered the secret of the toaster!
28e8701cf97a	66b1fd7a5682	Is this too cheesy?
cb1a8e21c979	b7b8d20cdb74	This definitely wasn't in the Bible.
e9b01daafc50	86c82db4ddfb	#HL3 #CONFIRMED #ILLUMINATI
a84b9e32413a	2d8a610ac57d	I'm going to be smashed to bits
867373eda94e	415b14c8b862	Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
b7d729da4a9f	7fec1582cad0	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
4c964de72c61	b9c6e3904591	Daylight spending time!
6910300fcd08	702b1488680d	There's a 66% chance that the other door won't be broken.
66bed492fe39	9c0c7ada805d	i broke it
9c6d56f6595e	de6f77a0d4dc	leaked photo of hellraiser reboot
cd6811f32600	0a1fdbb68c6e	What do you mean it wasn't set to radians?
d283b967a33f	bd4c7ec061c7	Now, It's not every Day you get to be glorious leader
0ee15c567c3b	95fd495595b4	Pretty sure jimmers will love this new door.
527c2bfad218	f38be88b9cec	i need to do my laundry more often.
74baef483fd3	1e65f320ff20	Dad is going to lose his head over this. FML.
d3154f05fd73	7773dc0863cc	11 Mario facts that will blow-a your mind
605fe45fb056	5c74f3b16e93	is it midnight yet?
193d30f04522	a9c9733d88fa	NO. JUST NO.
b5c4556041b0	516a8191fb87	Oh, that's where I left them!
28bf6218e9c9	7511330a7a53	I told you to keep the raptors secure
09be7a039877	2562b760f647	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
8b2894ba8d27	d4f0642224fa	Plotting the Extrapolation of a Quasi-Exponential Function On Non-Orthogonal Cartesionoid Axes
86f1660b71bd	bf1fbb69a889	Why does a tree cross the road? To destroy mankind, obviously.
622de79b9218	c3d55f5ed151	The abyss stares longingly into my heart.
7a38d627327d	400910c90e8c	Dad, Mom, meet my boyfriend
eb0f8a1f904a	2f8c5e653311	Macklemore concert was awesome!
202396e4f50c	658423b6f765	Nasa declares war on Gwaihir, Lord of the Eagles
1c699bd916bc	fd5ed226f3b5	Philae lander found!
1174c9fd627f	12b5d78f7ccc	The goats! They mutated! They are now airborne!
2b65251ad372	b89e4a15a0b5	The illuminati embarrassed to admit that the "world" they control is only a h0 scale model
13829f7b9c35	8145b1145ed7	I'll show you a forbidden electronic transition!
292a558b4ca2	6a2fc065cbc9	This apple got a face on it dog
ce8e61a3fa9d	3a6f54c637ca	bit nosy, aren't you?
b3c7a04f4569	a6ce92184aac	Starting to regret my OUYA purchase
6b7cf0f94773	87e7cfea2ca9	THis is kinda philosophical if you think about it. If you don't think about it too much.
3e6f2774bd85	68338c348065	Another one bites the dust
68cbd5ee6e34	08602e138c05	#bedhead
ec228e5d9cb2	925d908fb0ab	i THINK WE'RE BEING WATCHED!
c2cb9e64e43e	6bf3263b04f6	Travel the length of these massive bison
12b6028b5b40	b0aff5a6fa4a	Something seems to be wrong with my car
6fc298bd25fa	2af5eff75af3	Now we're ready to attach the spiders. Remember, be gentle.
abb0d8a51e0b	b62182579a00	Big Bird, An orwellian Short
d12ab5b94920	15efefc8c9e0	Maths are hard
e8c497fa57c9	ed3c38553bb5	WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
69bc5b42a34a	892bc2bbd3e6	worst transformers generation ever. bring back gen 1.
93339e4cf7e3	f867c41e030f	I think I've figured out how to setup PostgreSQL
4f24ae5ded81	034c85450c85	Finally, new tires
a432318bd64d	2a54a838dc76	All things considered, it turned out nice again
56da932492ac	6d4374896e8a	Transmogrifier 2.01.5 prototype
8c55f1900d24	459891d99059	Pretty sure ball pits aren't supposed to be like this
40cfa2697f54	bf1fbb69a889	Rollerskating always was overrated
d6d46da7f372	9c14a44acc2d	we had to get creative when the bentley didn't show
ad8d0d0d332c	14307347e17f	I'm making my own emojis now! do you like it?
7b10a84b63f3	abe8f31a1833	they dont need us anymore
c9cf4fefbc18	05cd69ce5480	aren't rabbits supposed to jump out??
03e92123a72e	e5a90d576045	I blame supernasa
766e40dfe76e	10c1d5425f48	which end is the head of a chocolate cornet?
33fd20a3c0cd	54a54896c672	#hoax
d82985d92712	1e65f320ff20	Things Lost in couch cushions
b1fae2246167	a2fe59b71eeb	#DANGERZONE
208bcb4347de	e251d107ecc8	We can't do it, the moon is in the way
6a0ebf10173b	991f9cbfe479	sentient IPOD deleted all my music. again.
efaeac6b011f	99e1d025d47e	Fluffy's awfully well behaved today
9933e1016a1a	e0684d7c2409	Oh god is it still following me?
5ade9a1b45d4	2aadc2b05bff	DuckDuckGoes!
7b719ab8766b	80bdb547729a	havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
29aa7c49175a	c8f453e86277	Nope nope nope nope nope
a2f579332697	c19565ec0680	Extreme beer pong
6624b1be053e	4e926e1f3bd9	how to make roommate stop pooping everywhere
96ef28e2ea78	662ab2ac144a	hello darkness my old friend
d82d0b40915a	e9b071fe7286	Do you think this will get me a job designing Pokemon?
47d702260cea	4bc89e682a3b	Penguins are people too #equality
a2a505aff28d	a10df00c1984	SOYUZ SOLAR ARRAY decimating couch
be6ea91a1be4	dccd8efcd65f	Watch out for the squirrely wrath!
4e44caf35a92	cfef75512c74	TANSTAAFL... Mostly
91755f9cb5bc	59499218ba53	Car broke down on the side of the highway.
3099cfda78da	d16029fb8686	Best Halloween costume yet!
3d1dc6cfaa13	102c63887dba	Making grape Plasma, om nom nom!
04ab55d3710a	7940779ab371	Would you like to play a game?
9b49e50cd9ef	42e5ebc4c98f	Thanks Obama!
a8b9a8d7a3f0	8927b3addaf6	Still a better love story than "Last Tango in Paris."
2bebb8c39d63	c19565ec0680	i invented a thing
63f33a898662	c94be1669167	I call zeno's paradox on this... thing.
d5191d7194b7	26d88864907e	Long, long ago in a forest far, far away...
8cb3cb7a5258	6978bf82609c	I'm not even mad. that's amazing
a71282bc29ea	2af368c1d634	First, thoroughly lubricate the conspiracy theory
1d8b11f1bbea	7f08d55f0410	Why do people do this?
1d63cbcb4c09	94f7800beff8	#Toobigtofall
9e298765920f	da1ca557b64e	Turns out the stars were pentagrams all along
c0ea2579b527	971c2d33c5fb	How does this work again?
70ea4fd27be8	8667115f2e3a	Big bowl of star-flakes
c5438d591339	e340af91a428	Sorry for your loss, but next time pay attention to where the glass stops
21be54c95e3f	42b45c70ab63	Car tiddlywinks proves success
9b0d37ec2903	094ed85d323c	Coordinates of the ants walking across my screen, as a function of time
4f41376382ec	45dfc555391a	well, this really puts things in perspective.
9fa53707619b	abb28f6609a7	I've been robbed!
c2eed7defa33	c65dfa097e6d	Apparently i have retinoblastoma.
fb3a8003ecb0	28b646e07f21	Like my new nails?
f82eeafb5f40	f66a2a6dab59	There is no curse in elvish, entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.
1d8be431e962	5bebec594908	only 90s kids will get this!
6cdfad3451ae	e0ce298f4750	I am a beautiful person.
c2046eaa4f74	16be3b96c067	Diet is working!
b82772686aa4	37a8043efdb0	Larry asked me to be his wingman
dcf846cc7138	fa57c6c5e546	New headcanon:
e530e1cc976e	f0991487cc01	The knids are hungry
efc83eaf29e2	0c11f3359c47	Hams apparently don't make good wheel replacements
10ec2cfc3d0a	6b98bacc2865	Great ScotT!
1c8a91fe306b	e6989877df1e	Man in the Moon slumming
a0bb90c026ea	73ba5146f506	Perspective issues
539edc9125e3	bc71003069ea	We made some simplifying assumptions before designing the plate tectonics code.
1097b065da8a	1ee44ab3e6c1	it was never this complicated when I was a kid
6a9616ba4b24	5a1a21983f7b	Park and ride
89a0ec887ae7	45dfc555391a	I have tasted many fish
83e2d375dcb4	c7b1a76f8820	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
c330d4a3a226	ddf013875fd0	really not how I thought I would die
52911fee45b7	8de2ad52ab4e	Here we see the last two simple machines; the inclined plane and the rocket board
1ea3c7ed799c	6e36bdd423d3	would you choose the microwave over this?
76245fb8303b	16be3b96c067	void main() { fork; }
f8650828f675	a4b7d17b5662	Why doesn't congress want these legalized?
3b688a46b99b	213890cbbd26	No, really; I'm an 8-legged dog. Come Closer.
5da6ecb35429	235c48ded7eb	No regrets on this new roofing material
ebdd4f23dd6c	f8dbccef9e21	Google's streetview prank zoomed way out.
2793b291de74	ebbdfebbfec8	wow signal deciphered: they want #53 with extra soy sauce.
18e27fd675ce	9cfa73f0c93a	I hate waking up from a really good dream
9b05bccfd69b	c3629da07d92	The solution to all life's problems
d103b6d4340d	37d3a3a22fdb	That was when things started to get a little weird.
2d03fafe5c76	5a0d3960a7e0	who do you think I am?
6ea01fd5172b	14ee7faa729a	I have never been happy
a6e348d249ba	d7db98e5922e	horses can't use chalk. stupid horse.
003a246afe26	d5814b78c6b9	I broke cookie clicker...
f8a87ba02744	7806ec34850c	DuckDuckGoes!
4e82a931362d	f50a1ae13dc0	worst horse ever :(
f43dc85abdbc	fe2ac1816284	#saturday #memories #beautiful
925851ccd5b1	b713cd3eb0a5	Where do I plug this in?
7a09b3495129	62b63542fae9	still better than last year in ottawa
e37c29a524aa	433787df693b	mario Kart is harder in real life
78fca0f91041	331ba5c2d27d	and then there were nine
619b968769ac	f0991487cc01	haha oh my cat
3cadd3dc45f9	219174de0d49	Breaking: World in terror as alien from "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" video lands on Earth, announces world tour
d7e297015f05	307bc37a8e8d	I am become Death, Destroyer of insects smaller than 4mm
21ef16d29f89	4809cdd2dbdd	SQUIRREL WITH PENCil in mouth running around in circles
f1d3d1e27b1e	6d1126291656	i need one of those 'l'-shaped tetris pieces. you seen any?
0c2348107ccc	ff2803045213	The solution to all life's problems
48ccc25f0cf4	0391cf5b0ed9	What is your Pony Personality?
1d8faea61a1d	fd8dedb9f32c	I dream of death
acd932518edd	617af909bd1a	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
c7ccc7f9b0fc	95ccd6364248	Eating my breakfast!
40b7c2857454	e715dc9ea337	today's to do list
740c88c00c0f	0b5ac8ecd470	He nailed it!
4e8f967cab3c	949337c3cedf	#imnotracistbut
d0dcf7cd5914	72b80e3e6f80	That was one hell of a party last night.
ca2dc3e1f787	7652b0b17249	I got a new geigerteller
89eac3b67555	3faae50abfa9	I Love Playing Piano during Duck Mating season
948b1ae6dc78	76ca58e573df	99 bottles of beer on the wall
6fa429a40bbf	b62182579a00	are you sure this is a commandline?
6a6a7a0dfe76	676c098de756	it's bicycles all the way down
385a9def5478	26d88864907e	Parlez vous Francais?
88fd9213d05f	e9e10255fda0	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
138bac586028	2a4f40911339	hey is that an event horizon of a blaaaaaa!
abeabdd4d162	49cdeb92ecf6	pretty sure the void is staring back #whenyoustarelongenough #lostsanity
5608a3de830d	a4b7d17b5662	Black as the crows that peck out my eyes
3198efbbb93b	3b92fa611436	take that atheists
b6894dfd5d4a	698cc961c472	((╬ಠิ﹏ಠิ))
03ef70c38304	a365c1b18c02	As the sun set on the day, I thought about all of my failings, and didn't realize it mattered anymore. I was finally free of the day and could start all over again tomorrow without any judgement weighing on me.
a638c5c7fc56	8927b3addaf6	Person at checkout freaked when she saw what I was buying.
ef04fca13869	2e7213f87bb7	Hoverboard to full power!
a12bca8f7761	d0f0105ee4cf	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
84d6417a9d5b	78f4dc46875e	The evolution of fun
2683c4e85b87	ad84df3b19fb	Apparently it's a thing now...
b60ac563719f	42ea4fe205c6	Existance is an illusion
230946d133a9	a3cec93fc573	#CATSANDBIRDS
f39223524b49	9c28faff5070	damn tree!
8e7a6f2faf57	e4c70cd09780	welcome to the space jam
fbe3912ae24a	5887b2af9571	I'm a Real Boy!
c54e2b6b8ecc	a498bc9d963c	#vampiremirrorselfie
759717cae9b4	a75a2c284bd1	Evolution of puzzles
d597301e5c89	43d261c352ba	Death star model 0.0.73
ec7a55ded52e	4abb8ffdf883	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
49bcb4517ed6	70f53e83e86d	peeling back the pages of history
c432c335e41f	416a214c5e51	I don't regret pressing the button
077488a7e31b	e458fc235e27	it was an odd place to find a stop sign
07fe3063359b	fdf20837c837	Hmm The Earth halves kinda look like buts.
f0fb4495a635	bad34e3c6d86	welcome to the internet
00369b5c662c	a5dac3645d9c	that awkward moment when you are staring at Barad-dûr for its architectural merits.
de244d9c5619	7cdcbc7ecd2a	I was late
7127969d9bea	667be74ed29d	Go purr yourself!
bff285772f0a	ca2a6c7e9f86	a fortuneteller told me to get my head out of the clouds.
ea6958a17c3a	6bcdc631d4fd	#Nailpolish
0787968e0eaf	cd0c86a99505	OMG! r u 4 real?! this is like the best thing evaaaar! #yay #blessed #someonelovesme
5d2d49c35011	d5cb52aa4a0a	two great tastes that go great together
8e911c92feb2	2cd492f68159	Don't send bees, send lions! and send them to france!
0744d1235ad8	23892daa8f4d	bowTieght!
7cdee5f8ac82	508faf3984a3	Wanted for murder. If found, contact the police immediately.
6227da3a4cc4	bd4c7ec061c7	April Fools!
281f0bd4ae87	934f1f0453ba	How is this still a thing?
76486b9ba63b	2d0ded5d95f7	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
4e173b244e5d	c942b75bbc37	The doctor says it is colon cancer :(
adc948211d57	26f932f7b668	it's pretty dark in this box
88157c381c26	99faa3542e1a	First screenshot of portal 3 !!
63181b73145d	7cdcbc7ecd2a	I'll miss the sparrow with my sparrow missile
5e60fec9786b	58877edb6cbe	picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
fcaee9d2b418	0261a1a6ad74	Monday mornings
d7279bb6501c	1aaf67f26ffa	I'm not even mad. that's amazing
98a8b989ae8f	087ddead8506	Today i am a Chinese clock
f32eb13d2bbe	f01a237d9672	I think I need new glasses.
031cb56a90dd	e3da37483dfa	What could possibly go wrong™?
5d6ca325ece7	3edb0cf4af16	Thanks!
ba66f219c250	a09c3c76653f	Spiders. Nope.
136ac9b98edc	eaf3944550ac	emergency butter delivery
c572e4c67117	395154ee8f31	What are pixels?
0d9e152ab8d5	514a5ae66033	#lifehacks
5c87577755fd	39842baaeb63	My halloween costume
c9bb5fbce2d0	4415af00a680	The Moon Will Eat What it will
9f2a8882e117	215928a121d4	capes are in fashion
e5ff198858ad	307bc37a8e8d	TOTAL ECLIPSE OF MY RETINA.
0f7e12dd797c	61f58d48c281	Amazing optical illusion! Can you see the duck?
b5ab1572eb2a	6fb450cbc14b	That was the last time Spencer would drop a bowl of salad. "My work on antigravity begins now!" he proclaimed.
3a5243e97216	6d1126291656	Best Christmas gift EVER!
73448dc17d9c	7006b8a4cc3f	Oh God! It's happening again!
e1dd77c5994a	fdbb3b2e6ff7	too much right beef
3d34d99b2deb	67264fd2e8f8	rm -rf /
bd961bb64bb0	bcb546284888	Alan?
1efc6a615f2f	1d28bd672f5d	Me, Graduation from villain Acadamy
2c6d19c4068a	ba54b7db6a99	BALDUR's GATE YOU have all been poisoned and have 14 days to give me 2000 gold HA HA HA
27e441cfee5c	025a30bf44ab	Is this an april fools joke? why did this show up at my door?
584f09cdae54	6d8d641bd493	omfg, space bugs
f86cdeee0927	e2a47ca2b07f	Bangarang Motherfuckers
2ec7c11726cd	65d1d06460bd	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
4ceb1b68ecda	11aec29cb014	Click to show secret text
2a79d5524036	ac54bf137b0f	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
aa71a3016e56	16a76c300029	This is worse than when the vending machine ate my change.
fe6d3a5ea6dd	5ae0e5171604	havin fun in the wind tunnel. WHOOOSH!
ef675a16d099	66f04b48ba96	hobbitses
34307b15dbd4	bbbda03f1051	It's a timey-wimey time-lord
70b46616980d	1567b779f433	Waynes World, Waynes world!!!
d74c7888d1a4	d7db98e5922e	At this point the probe fires its engine for the 12th and last time before exiting the observable universe
f328b4930448	cb9525b45a5d	What could go wrong?
ccb586f81077	5c2386c8cb54	IS there something in my nose? #Nofilter
3459906a4c92	fd8dedb9f32c	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fe844c5533d6	e715dc9ea337	Well, Mr. Bond, we meat again
303577e09e78	2315132d5f00	look at my new watch! #justflavourflavthings
c50098b3b090	be3c62aac59a	super high intensity training at NORAD
1cc0efecc1d5	1f47ae8020e4	My nose will grow now.
e05207e9e6ff	62e698929a98	First found evidence for Einstein–Rosen bridges.
f68b8790c643	a40295449b86	I used to be like... but then i was all...
d9fa469cd56d	6a3486e865d8	Dryads. that is all.
bfe206e508f1	95fe2f2cd9ce	I need an adult. -- I am an adult.
a4f38102d168	6842182bda28	The strangest thing subway ever gave me
821deb3537e7	ec4763c88de8	blob monster attacking our city lol brb avoiding certain slimy doom lol
0982bcf3ad3b	874dc7983e02	The co-op and I have been trading our gently used teabags around. Discovering a lot of new flavors!
d44b65bca05f	97c1e78b7180	Damn, two o'clock already?
ee450ff516f4	75ac454698ec	Down time
59313747e91c	9d7f79d10f2d	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
a93e98ec9f56	daffb54ec93f	That is, in fact, a squirrel.
d154da254ed4	d1432b2e1c65	photo proof for you skeptics out there
df38d1bc48dc	f8dbccef9e21	Met Andrew Hussie At Dashcon
99cb37077989	e73866701a1d	Click this text and you will find the love of your life within the next 20 minutes! If you don't, your mother will die a horrible death!!!
fac8232e48a7	ba54b7db6a99	Never will follow the instructions on google maps again.
740816281c33	eaad499163e0	I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
bd1f28469b32	8ea51cfb3342	4 8 15 16 23 42
2a015ee40a45	0f23d409a5bf	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
a4b51f4ed3c9	476b36f9191a	ACME anvil delivery service...Faster than Amazon!
f25c74ab73cb	87355b37d71c	Life comes from the Ocean. We just Give them the opportunity to go back
0dfe2e11c20d	c9127c2f2088	my lasik didn't go so well.
dfae29c0153b	87eace265eb5	london bridge gets a songg, where is mine?
035119018c10	7504f42b612e	GPS Signal lost.. damn it!
0248fc221c22	443b5e53f4d8	apple's new offering: iscream
b8a9e550e5af	11f5c2b0a1e6	I just want to watch the world burn
831ea27f0e98	cc6fcbbd47c6	Me, before the topical ointment
aa92cb4e36d5	36a2f7987b60	Do you feline lucky, punk?
06135240aacb	98f6da531564	I think this is actually kind of a big step for a man.
5dab2c4e1372	bf0a3c2168cb	Last time i buy a budget hairdryer
3b891398ef49	1eb5a0ee7fd2	Prop Failure #Lol#Hustonwehaveaproblem
ad8b330ae591	994706957357	DuckDuckGoes!
a94ccadf3153	70437ed0e948	Photographic evidence that cookies exist on other planets.
5992162169dc	233d440514d3	cest ne pas un pipe
075f9df6ff14	4e353bcbacd9	I'm a fighter!
dfaebc4d6b90	f1c486c6819b	wrangled my first ufo! YEEHAAH!!
7ef6fc06742a	cfe77b4de161	Bazookateer crossing
80184b93e04b	448690ac946c	Never bring a blowgun to a knife fight.
890efcebd234	cba467da5a14	the event horizon returned
754945ff0d82	c788e348e3c0	My roommate Just got home and barged into my room
1547bee2acf6	1fc8142c3888	the only people for me are the mad ones
e0494eec23a5	50305b903c6f	I guess I only have myself to blame.
b74553605b64	b6534ec9a50b	I forgot the two scoops of rasins!
e80e52bac3a4	61f58d48c281	#giganticflower #headshot
c3d125426ffd	15efefc8c9e0	"I'm sorry, i can't do long distance right now"
11948ce4c272	892bc2bbd3e6	What, Me worry?
cce1d067692d	179dbd8f7209	Ayyyy LMAO!
f3a6f5ab9e3a	7f133299116d	They're all watching me
7ed97545a2cb	a766a5550134	FML
3f4968b4984a	45f49cc6a02e	Why?
4514a3014290	17b43faffb0a	I don't think I really understand what this is.
ea933d71912e	b3f1e3523182	someone just gave me this. I don't know what it means...
2d753fd20809	e4a6a5093098	big ben is going down.
dc2c24b2a178	15efefc8c9e0	Man, that was the best party in my life
83f0e0bfa4ee	941d84236630	I thought aircraft carriers were bigger....
21603118a2ad	f565581780cd	passed another hitch hiker
4cb22597b9fb	fe2ac1816284	The last thing I heard was "I swear this will be fun"
5705ce20d270	3b080aaa33db	Captain obvious strikes again
3f287b2da731	a336d8336228	Mistakes were made.
7a373f27f951	148c66150099	>< ))*>
00a4de8822ba	5c4c11b5fd29	#duckface
f69e04561840	b532a87d5f83	I'd call this experiment a success.
b0ae3a00422c	8098b6e52a8d	Lord of the Rings Episode IV: Revenge of the ents
8afe49960065	90f117ad64c6	Kids, you aren't cool enough to do this
9caa5fe4a5ee	6fb864185bc1	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
e0e2c93e918d	34474eb09cf6	Cat tax paid
f6d45635ff01	7b8dd1fa9b09	[Metal Gear sound effect]
eb2d0664262a	5e8fbb660dc5	ha ha ha... no.
3a3cdab830ac	f66a2a6dab59	Turns out the tiles at home depot aren't the good kind
d1a3848c6d15	15a2c88b1123	#hoax
338f1f474f09	6862c211107c	RARE BLACK BUNNY WHOSE ONLY NUTRIENT IS COMPLETELY BLACK SALAD
c816705a6ddf	03fb6cbd1dd1	Ce n'est pas un canard
d31df0631a6c	b35e6cefd0fe	Sarlac ball pit!
e0946df4903a	33ace19cf756	How did I get here?!?
d904ff2cc680	6070e177a059	USB SUX
2457a8a37d3f	99db3cf3ef55	stay away from my eggcorns
e9160c68e63d	540c0d9dc845	nomnomnomnom nomnom om nom nom
96cbf3097482	e14a6ba102f7	their love was doomed from the start...
e3a60bb94860	51c994821764	See it again in slo mo
e77da162f29b	7469e715a2d5	look what happened to my satellite
b845c0dfffc2	b4c2a2c21aa4	Parrot to the nth root of a short journey
58a9739475d1	db854fb52ce3	Someone will Make this About ObamaCare
f86eed4f3da7	73fe8b87f5d2	we do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard
2da1fab39be1	28e001983c67	This is why we can't have good things
75d7ae96a043	f8dc0e0b0070	is it wrong how turned on i am by this?
8477552637c4	95f65c82c805	Wake up, sheeple.
c530606d4644	6ceb00f410d2	google bots have uncovered some missing bits
b5f47da94195	f702f0f680d2	Does anyone know why it is doing this?
ee88dda8ac91	77e76741b491	Cat in a hat or fox in a box?
c9295a25040e	dc2b9c190c8c	WTF!?
9b3af42ffb69	7c18e3db8a64	I call it: "The Futility of American Anything"
a21cec2d46e1	9dee5b4d860c	Have fun in the Alps lol
d8af49d6fbd2	6894d4b327f3	It isn't safe on earth any more. Goodbye!
c0d1e9ce62c5	03fabcf11842	I'm afraid I can't explain myself, sir.
38fa4e424b38	1bd3e7350353	My next tattoo! It means "strength and Bravery".
d47cedff09a6	349b0980aa85	birdcoin is looking to be a huge success
9695e7af9898	03fb6cbd1dd1	It's not a moon, it's a space dolphin!
29e0bbd0f134	ad84df3b19fb	Have fun stormin' da castle.
276d6416a7d3	4d3a122951ac	*Darth Vader Breathing*
00117f0fac8f	903d724a4a6f	My tastes are very... singular
4d8eedd59927	215928a121d4	I feel like I've been saying "wow, my mom was right" a lot recently
e4a10341c6af	d9e51f4ef1b1	This isn't where i parked my zeppelin!
de6a2d249d46	9dae49a80ef9	The side of my car. #roadrage
beb6e8da6980	7d2bf3ff38b1	On a scale of one to ten, I fucked up.
4c5d463207f4	0261a1a6ad74	5 nights at freddies 4 #letsplay
8948a44964d1	a5314f3d3751	Jugghead got nothing on me :p
ac79551a8c7c	08dec1d33005	married a cat
59f67cbe7f72	7cdcbc7ecd2a	this "one small step" will make you cry. you won't belive why. #moonselfie
2a25fb1c6044	60953d13b062	Minister! We're running out of time.
7b4e62992940	9c58bc403c94	Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
e1c9fbd33261	bc71003069ea	Pre-calc: what is the surface area of this blood stain?
82bf21d37ff0	ab85e27b7760	Selfie in the morning
f8fbb5d514fe	fd4bab0c30e3	Steve is realxing
3e1f9a4999a4	2567c75f8965	Oh here we go
e0e7f635c6cd	433787df693b	Teach a fis how to to man... wait?
36f167ab9e2c	b973655c5d9d	So long, and thanks for all the fish
dc38c0c72e30	f38be88b9cec	Vegetable-flavored meat, that's how they'll get us!
425fd4c3a9bb	e5976ee2c238	Molten steel can't fuel jet beams
25be412682dc	ec801ea1b655	Everything maKes perfect sense now.
da7384379069	e8e1e8bab718	Weird trick to losing belly fat and parts of face
8cd0e169e565	62e698929a98	Warning, cadbury eggs should be consumed in moderation, even if supplied for free by air
ef06f335bf48	ea4343fc4cac	27 things you won't believe are in your local playground
d59d15bb4dcc	edec90b39fcd	na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na batcat! batcat! Batcat!
1c6d0c898f98	33528463b90d	I GOT MY EYEBROWS DID
a79be93cc5c2	a893947e69e1	I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
e4ddeef9396e	504c1be163d8	Saw this on the TV. I didn't turn it on. It was just there. The TV is unplugged and it's still there. Should I call a repairman?
3e034b877167	fe08a6dbda4b	There's a third bump, growing fast
d8e9dc5f42cd	1223f0d5eb7a	well, so much for the space program
bb37b310a46f	99f068b6bc5a	#CATSANDBIRDS
f6bf79861400	6307a1baaad5	#BROKEN
fcd25a3655b9	ebbdfebbfec8	it's only awkward if you think it's awkward #awkotaco
cf45286d4c7c	eac4254fcddf	#this_is_how_an_angel_dies
289311ea9d15	9f252e164423	unhappy in space
a798d33ef3db	6a57c265996d	Cory Doctrow finds Ron Paul's secret Lunar base
552afe52eafa	8c99087ee6e8	I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible that you may be mistaken.
ec90ba790a35	1dd718c7e20d	you'll NEVER belive what kind of planet those scientists found
4358e4aa4b6d	33528463b90d	Is that a new pokemon?
f5195406747c	3b3a000a7699	walked in on my roommate being terrifying
5d1b72101da1	7bb7044fc42b	back on tinder!
8b5d88e24039	d4cfbd15408b	Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
e4f21e5401c3	b9c6e3904591	Ink-blots describe how they see students
67339618f483	7c348a1698f9	cthulu caught me slipping
6c5cce589fb9	ca904c329d45	it all fits together, guys!
eb1824cbee4c	09ba72e7bfe7	They see me rolling, they hating
1668f6bdc61a	45f49cc6a02e	cowabunga dude
803fddb22ef1	cc5d4eaed406	clever girl.....
ece34e6113af	ccbc5ca40c0a	bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip bip
3b21db9eac8f	5d75c1f06a66	I lost my wits
0d521d37dadf	43d00c2c1ed8	Whale Selfie!
3174e84a9016	70a5f4a8bc72	I'm not aging gracefully, am I?
505a296e34a4	fe6ee9987755	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
5518e6feb79a	fe759fa57f81	As viewed on a Macintosh plus
c59f2a2746fc	6c6706cf5ef0	🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢
06de8c28d320	5d8e1d1889f9	I hate this channel
d968a2b09148	5ea0f5b5e66f	Snapped this with my phone, what is it?
fe24bee1f6de	5d1c4e18029b	BuzzFeed Quiz: Which bone are you?
bf6fa9dad1dd	a2fe59b71eeb	#stublife
709ca8a04756	ac5fc5941ecd	The real reason for hillary's sudden data loss
2002122b6826	c64588150a88	Office gamification has got out of hand.
8ffc4e66fa9e	c19565ec0680	This is a good idea
62efa9e88e24	e24a76282825	I'll catch it one day
5610c7d9541d	6c1d54604426	✔ ONE MORE THING CHECKED OFF MY BUCKET LIST
6aedb1ac5084	ee43627dcb65	Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
8cc444953a3c	1bc70a101a8f	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
ab10c4c75e90	516a8191fb87	These aren't my sandwiches
77ac6dca33f5	65b7f500c5ee	i am never going to the beauty school for my manicure again
9ad0e8998514	2315132d5f00	Yes, I followed the instructions!
10bbf74bc4b9	ba7d1a9cef0f	best day evar!!!!
9e58bd4dfcbb	b4cc62c6ce6e	1 Like = 1 attempt to Perform space rendezvous
94be759d569d	4fb22a860334	Legal Issues
c7e261b3ae11	d4358924c89b	?????????????
6d9bc22c1c19	217002028a86	this is the lowest budget version of "day of the Triffids" yet
cf29310e53da	693260ec0bf8	RUNAWAY UNICYCLE!!
86978d166a0b	5d75c1f06a66	quack quack, motherflipper
8be2c09f7416	84474c28886b	This NSA intercept program is really getting out of hand.
2ea3eec7d775	94f18c4e8740	I can walk on my hands
3c075903d81a	2e494a4f52d2	furrowed mustache
a9ef658d375e	caab8cbb2d01	Foreign clouds take british clouds' jobs
23c3c6595ed3	034c85450c85	The Little Borg Prince
27358c6549ee	34d897dc0645	I put on my wizard robe and hat
2bee3b2187fd	6b264b422c02	australia is not NZ!
c4388d6a4448	f68387149980	Rock, paper, FACE
deffbfaf70c5	42b45c70ab63	reverse et
58144482d6f6	d1432b2e1c65	WENT ALL ZELDA ON THIS CRACKED WALL! #YOLO
97ff08af7a10	e373058e9e90	im sure there is a dad joke in this somewhere
04461f6036a5	45dfc555391a	Darn Pylon built in the cow field again
621ad8a72950	92cf90539aee	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
18cd63a8bfdc	fe3493b084a5	The moon landing was a lie
d9657e60015f	f87d4312d151	Something tells me this is all part of a larger experiment
53e54ea9ddda	00d30201e37d	I don't think this is working
6a1812b37b21	cbf5916b8291	oK, LISTEN. nO ONE WILL CHECK HERE. aGENT 27 IS COMPROMISED. nEW pASSWORD IS "rECURSIVE"
0d48bfe086a9	41b5ea887947	99% of people are too scared to share this post! share if you are one of the 1%
ebf16aa7922d	abb28f6609a7	I don't get it either.
7e9b43733585	38113e395336	WhEN THE INTERNET OF THINGS MADE MICROWAVES SENTIENT, THEY DISCOVERED THAT FROZEN BURRITOS WERE EVERY BIT AS DELICIOUS AS THEY'D ALWAYS HOPED.
4a25cf2aaef2	c7ec57f483cd	Guys did you know we can finally make maglev hammocks thanks to eletropermanent magnets
059e19cbd0bd	bc52e95506cb	is the eject button meant to do this?
6b0b76721f91	3cb8e619cf63	I knew there would be side effects
ef260431fb92	6aa0c7ff2b91	where to buy spanish ham ?
82e2f3cee234	cffcec307c4c	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
33569d489db0	dda96791a4b0	Everything truly IS awesome!
f95e0ef3c31e	0076a139094d	we have the technology.
a7b6115595dc	72e7ff1ad4b9	the world isn't flat, it's a cube!
31dd619ab13b	2445b7adb800	#notamodel #nofilter
c3eca19323f7	f5a75e5c950a	Can anybody help me identify this animal?
4b148087c224	4aedaf16c9ab	is that a war walrus?
c8051d016ef3	97a34f7e4ead	Life is hard three standard deviations to the left.
a3d21c6c4d8d	2e1b33b78b7a	run little ghost, run!
dd64b5af3ae7	235c48ded7eb	this didn't last long.
d46a50172c00	e4bfd3635fdd	I mistook myself for a bird
3cd70e5d9e65	c1b63cd5b99b	Had to settle for a beard
4cde42832013	3405b2e13061	You'll never guess what happens next...
8dccaa981a5f	85a3fb7f0457	The Captain Crunch Kraken
4063a8a8abf7	a9acb7116fa2	The last known picture of my dignity, as it reaches from below the waves
c6cc00193af3	6bfde6c095fb	I found this in my navel, should I be worried?
db582cec3b22	b7c634091d9d	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
e6fd798f9811	a1e903569e23	Turning into a crow was less upsetting than being unable to tweet about it!
e986e992a7e9	a7e15e99cca4	#delfie
c1400c7d0c5f	56d834294ad3	Neither the hero this city needs or deserves, still he was the only hero this city had.
ce7923095962	b1c0d705a617	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
f6d38fcea12e	16a76c300029	Mentos and lava
471f997ab321	3cf524d0a44a	I hope he's not hungry
a191ca69764e	145488f76439	#Long_Exposure
424924eafb85	47b87ebe144c	oh damn! it's that time of the year again!
eb0bf55de082	1c357ce025b5	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
75c5140c414e	fb8d3117d3a3	I AM BECOME DERP destroyer of brains
0974345fe058	65c0343784c6	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
5589de36c50a	23892daa8f4d	now you're hungry too.
5e7ab683d788	753f599dcdb6	The Dissolution of Parliament.
fc1587e74198	f44c64ac7e20	holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
b29e9d8eb573	efdc4ed8a11e	I welcome our event-driven overlords
73888cc810bf	0ec5d628b043	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
0b25e7c5366b	ae39eec23e68	I TELL YA, NOTHING BEATS A FRIED EGG ON TOAST!
e277c2132dcb	e9ba3f8476e1	#this_is_sparta
da761d80b4a9	cfc472da0f92	me and all my friends
44b209c2e848	e4bfd3635fdd	Best funeral ever!!!!! YOLO
eb9d6aa7d6d8	79463e5aed81	Another victim of 'got your nose!'
6355970af94f	cba467da5a14	Cant explain that
7d447d1478a0	b0cd5335c791	Just Got A new camera phone!
8291c5f3f58c	215928a121d4	I think there's something here
84d54c9c7b09	f8e98228a24a	Light traffic today.
bc0fe641c32b	bdc0a293c667	The unforgiving war on health
6c678d850272	160d21c59873	New means to help collect more evidence
9ac38deb760f	1fb6d104fc4e	About time someone brought me that flattened basketball
5c57139203c5	1ee44ab3e6c1	the latest Werner Herzog is a masterpiece #thelamphasnofeelings #outofslatsoutofpier
b70d7fc5430f	26f932f7b668	in the future, EVERYTHING will be wireless
348430df690c	219174de0d49	stork carrying a babby rabbit!
da41d6c66f64	ea9426341cca	I lost my tooth
bb7bf678ded6	6bf3263b04f6	Who put import superman in the python configuration script?
fa076f1bfb0d	8c99087ee6e8	the game no please why do you haunt me the game i lost the game
cca64d12488e	e0ce298f4750	Universe man, Universe man...
d2d6fa7fcb10	fbd4be2bcd34	John really wanted to travel north, however that side of the road was missing
b01eb728e51c	10307ab23113	it makes sense if you think about it
7edde8d128be	67264fd2e8f8	Is it really today, already?
cdbc6268a181	6d1126291656	#Compromise
8ea1900d3398	abc9fb61aace	Said the duchess to the vicar.
1eea575a96e7	cc179047dab0	I warned him about the Star Wars Holiday Special.
dfbca0e3b707	c4189a938795	there snow such thing as global warming
27c2394df7b8	0e686f7800f8	WOMAN on ground, Abstract, digital, 2015~ $19E6
03967d46ae57	2785f98853e3	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
cf926cf0f051	e715dc9ea337	More like, Peek-a-Pooh!
0756ae0d96eb	4463aae85038	Meet the new CEO of my Bank!
d893166a9120	e9ba3f8476e1	I don't know how to play...
edd8c2a9eefc	a60867b64165	I don't think that's supposed to go there...
921366671e81	54292a90d2d6	Awwwwwwwwww, poor meteor!
4ba0b8458867	82a5dc42c884	I thought it would be bigger
eaef3076513c	0c2df2e1378c	Too many quixotes, not enough giants
c17f4af4858c	eaf524a2f41e	Boy, I tell you what. I bet the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.
fbf66691f44b	9dee5b4d860c	Deep down I think everyone's about 10 percent gangster.
4838b8d1eaaf	1e66c6c9afad	for a long time i was accustomed to going to Bed early.
34508a14b397	82e349c0c2b0	hello darkness my old friend
83b6ec867fa2	ff20713d6d53	The Prodigy is in town!
8e3590556a20	3c92d1027a14	those weren't Altoids.
4d31e225f9bf	6b39dc0f0c25	First I glued him to the wall, then I took pictures for my grandma's scrapbook
fd161a9d710f	e2037a5b74ce	Close the pod bay door, Hal.
be1a85cb855e	7395f6aa06a6	He did say it was edible
268f19e529f4	6e4431f5bf0e	Dominos delivers!
952573b7ad7d	e5976ee2c238	We have crafted the galaxy's finest pasta bowl
23886d774bd2	a09c3c76653f	so I went and summoned hitler but he got old
6fef74f94601	b0a1d155eb47	Top of the world
baaf627c7302	aa2f84ab8afd	How's My new haircut?
e31008ec652d	bad34e3c6d86	[USER BANNED FOR THIS TEXT]
3924492d7662	9dc300ca8fbd	The Excresence of Indifference (mixed media, 2015)
dd2854bc3ba0	b2da65edfa9d	Submarine-world promblems, amirite?
d887a0dfcc0c	78f071d8d358	GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT"S ALL GONE TO SHIT
ef605866394a	c9fd590bd6c9	the new usb feels like a step backward
15cd46a924da	39b12a33e30e	Found: bra left abandoned on romantic beach.
5f451262a83f	fd0d9c097b7a	Who stepped on my pop tart?
63157c465fe1	61b7ec93916d	Visual representation of Dubstep
c9183664b19c	dcb43a4fed87	go home chitty chitty bang bang you are drunk
b80e25b5a07f	a335e44d85b6	holy crap, seems the generate dog function works for humans too!
acfaf1fb0225	cd301178819e	Minimalist cat
29c53bc9deab	01c0b6240b6e	I can't even. But I am taking evening classes.
ed59e5724cb9	6f396a0a1b7c	my rockets have formed a cooperative but I have to do the dishes
3a7ff368040b	2bc4a138792a	#nomakeup #justgotup #wow
45a0389fec99	171695ad3649	The tea party was right about GMO bicycles
f4ce803c4ec9	99505450db33	this thing just showed up in my garden. is it safe?
767fe7832a3d	48f44fdc4a98	I has a sad
72917967cdcb	bd7a0ed5e2ba	11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
08ca0b0c9cfe	1c680e66e465	What could possibly go wrong™?
2c5a0fe68037	43dcc12d2e75	Look out!
6eeda3816bee	86ea721314f1	#illuminati
4b19e3488327	e0ce298f4750	This is a cat
93a2c02b8d02	48f4d47b9f93	My Hobby: freaking people out
4f832b922e1a	37b45655015e	New car flipping world record set
a5e3bd772903	62cd3460a783	Cakephants are my new friends
3678f9b1bc73	7e75cda41f5e	Would you like to play a game?
5cf806fa840e	67d5ca01f1e9	Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. don't turn your back. don't look away. and don't blink!
8d74b07cf69b	e164f4a32106	Proof Global Warming Is hoax!!!!!
098370edb286	4463aae85038	This is no cave
042d50aea674	e1cff7262aef	may 4th, 2015 nasa finally launches the long delayed Starbucks module for the iss. The first barista is scheduled for a three month stint
8519dd79a73e	693260ec0bf8	Scientists take photo of Dark energy for the first time, you will not believe how it looks!
984ef6bd2625	6aa0c7ff2b91	I fought the law. They won
c16d37de29bf	8a5f2942c127	the way of the future
c3cf2c8952d2	901ddbb780e1	What? It's always that color.
870aab990e64	4cd760359832	That sweater is so 2013
7018a5997271	36ee8b9ffeec	I havE A SLIGHT MELTING MOTHER-IN-LAW ISSUE
7bff29e062d8	05cd69ce5480	tiny man with tiny hat found in upturned regular-sized hat
a11010e32864	698cc961c472	When you get a perfect score on your test
bb43a68d57d8	618051df3853	The moon landing was a lie
9824e8f377ba	773f3a322414	Aside from the Fact I Was Buried Alive, The day has been surprisingly good.
8f275eeefbdd	0dc7b8ad992f	I see you have constructed a new lightsaber
44a23ca4c5fb	70f53e83e86d	Your free pony is on the way. Sorry for any inconvenience.
f350be2bbb8d	67264fd2e8f8	Sonogram of our baby! Adorable, Don't you think!? Looks JUST like daddy!
dcaaa2cb0211	21bc7379dd91	i wonder why you left me here.
47b1b3ca2cb5	913ad83b2e8f	Whoops I left the Lens Cap on for this one. :S
dd6cb5cab9a6	c64588150a88	#Photobomb
a3466b1067fc	1a24986187b7	Hoping this makes it past customs
dfdf1d976cd7	37abfa9969c7	Modern art is getting a little too modern for me.
76ec82a5740f	fb8549b59577	#flavorbomb
4511ae677a95	26c4229b1e04	The building blocks of life
38ea8c9baf4b	38fd9b4b6f5e	as sir nibbles of acorn surveyed the destruction, he realized that he had forgotten to account for drag
86fe6cbc2af5	6e4040358a4f	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
0042a1801f3a	bd4c7ec061c7	#GOD
2845af1af7ae	dadca81122da	sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows...
57b3a1aa0df7	1788b88b3293	So...Magnets, right?
a67c99674ae7	02eab95bdf15	I never understood that part of the bibile
cfa5ad5a8076	83e2df101181	goddamnit, that's the fourth time this week!
048fa45eb68d	d685eca93f95	PIctures from my trip to Mount Binary
c6fb378feb40	5fa1544cf88e	New tat turned out pretty good. Kinda weird having a guy stare at my ass for that long but whatev, it's worth it. DASHIE 4 LYFE.
42eb9dcc4622	cd75ef92c49c	Is that what I think it is? in my salad?
4548962dac92	ff1dbf4d409c	Desystematized chronodynamic balancing detected in VX Module core
7e85a8ab94fb	c11aa13ebab8	The recursive algorithm produces this unique Fractal Image
b3e108636eb0	6d8d641bd493	The ninetys called, and I had to answer.
08ce87b89e2c	104cfa1288c2	Field Trip!
edbfeca8715b	fa8b635e4a8a	☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭
b3ca07a5b51a	5a9f339acb40	Black box recorder
289d350c2993	65b7f500c5ee	Guillotine needs to be recalibrated
810b040d40cb	1d3f77f2c80a	'BOOM' goes the dynamite!
807b041aeb00	e90d1ba23358	The view outside of my airplane window.
b7d15e551fbf	a9c9733d88fa	Look what I just ordered on amazon.com!
feb9f8d92a08	87e7cfea2ca9	8.5 hours later...
c301e6f3dc3d	7aff78b9668c	No guitar without a sombrero
8c457a389f4e	702bbd313394	Should I sue my hairdresser or not really
00a9f31b7ea1	50fac12bd542	it was an odd place to find a stop sign
f3abdf929374	5809987c7d83	wake up sheeple!
216da14f42e9	cbdb20db7e17	night sledding deserves a quiet night
5adbac1cfcdc	177cce0a5f0b	Weeeee!!!
83dc18788a20	971c2d33c5fb	Just hangin' around
f75a96eb7763	2f2d4d36df15	don't be silly, horses cant fly planes.
cc36d2008a20	e53c20bb80db	I think I just came across a QUANTUM teleporter
9da530ec03f2	7cdcbc7ecd2a	Astronauts tossed out of ISC called "Nuisance" by commuters
f5bbf7cf8408	475a38aa2adb	i just want to do existential things with my friends
a2d77d928ca2	c63f88430160	#720_no_scope
d1c82e9869b3	7271643553a4	just look at that motherfucking satellite
fbd96a335f0b	141cb16a24f1	She's got interesting taste in men.
698193b0c92a	6e1c3f061803	#onering #fuckhobbits
9fc72f727964	77df0de596eb	It seemed better in my head
f96d878405d4	7674ce347621	They scared the vampire by drawing a face on his mirror
da6eaa291620	ac5fc5941ecd	Medieval theme on the internal company conference. My Logo proposal. Comments?
ca24ee962810	177cce0a5f0b	sarlac ball-pit!!!
8fb088d80efe	50f774c6e415	>< ))*>
b9203bbe4460	41b554bfc64c	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
a9b2ca74cff5	09ba72e7bfe7	As you can see It's windy out here
cc90381ed404	72b80e3e6f80	elevator be damned, I'm going to keep going until I see myself!
9c3a8d951111	683cdb105cdc	The HORROR!
1d80aeff9adf	73a9dfe53068	My screen test for Top Gear didn't go well...
10166d9fd66a	1564ed77cf61	caught the sunset tonight at midday
f501b3df3067	e715dc9ea337	I hate the carnival so much right now
aabee6b21413	fbd4be2bcd34	THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JOKE ABOUT HALF-LIFE 3.
45d1c006bf09	abaa739cc985	oh god!! the youtube views were not worth it!! they weren't woooorth iiiiit
e03254c6ed63	ee25a67ed5bf	Not only was the moon landing staged, but it was done with puppets.
50316717956a	67264fd2e8f8	Connect the dots to see the correct Nixon cabinet member
9da75a2e3e3e	60953d13b062	The tyndall effect testing on the invisible man results (fig 5.)
669e6ae13db0	1dab2313ba72	the day of the fingernail clipping has dawned
292fef3b1a0f	bad7fe536469	Look at that fart propulsion
548991ebd940	87eace265eb5	Changing Guard at Buckingham Palace
cc3fd7cfabc4	b3e92f1b2488	Guess I'm stuck here #permadeath #lol
7dc1651559e3	0cb37ff185d2	Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
6d407bc08a12	0f577f44ee6c	Picked up this little fellow from the pound!
27cfed294bf4	1ee44ab3e6c1	The taste stays with you forever
9ee9f01ce3c4	f6298c1c3134	Selfie #Nofilter
2362a54aff9c	925757e220d5	only 90 kids will remember this.
6bd80c08fde2	cde9fb9db851	hello darkness my old friend
5e34039cd052	16c8e9571d9b	My cat barfed this out
ffcd87e4d609	8a8c43759a41	Not a fruit
2d334664b9dc	50bf755dc56b	hello darkness my old friend
ab648c127fde	b8064eac68f8	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
6b42d5034c76	179dbd8f7209	take two, they are small
04b637781d62	a6ce92184aac	#parsnipandoldlace
9e4aa8a759df	60e3cd8474aa	the strategic air control has been exploring alternative revenue streams.
bc065fd44bd1	934f1f0453ba	Just took a Fourier transform of my nightmares.
7a5aa9d7a812	274b7b5d9110	Well, now this is a thing.
da301c6236e6	bad7fe536469	Jet memes cant fuel steel belts
cd66b556470c	77ed0a75923a	Myspace tom to ground control-
eca578311d84	2445b7adb800	This is what happiness looks like
dd03734ee551	916445424ebc	whoops GPS error
cd5785daff23	a35b6aebbff6	step one: cut a hole in the box
8e9a8879bb42	b6e06ba22326	Saw this in a safari park, the rangers wouldn't help it
0c88ad88bcba	bc879e038fb1	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
50abd44f2887	62e698929a98	SOmething went wrong while shaving...
c2f788896c1e	5f516c141b7f	how do i turn this off?
1894076d4610	88e9da4a3804	Do you have a lighter?
53940588a0de	e9ba3f8476e1	Oh no, i've got glue-cose stuck to my hand!
437e26d19c6f	0c11f3359c47	My first selfie!
99a0f6f35580	7c18e3db8a64	everyday i'm shoveling
3429e9d70d07	7a7ece27802f	i hate it when this happens
d7c890e2076c	a98171c4ee11	i wonder why you left me here.
830baf94c540	77b8a5527ad8	Quite.
47a9dba3733b	82154782ff6e	#caturday
8b3e7b5533ca	4ddd8d864ed6	The designers of this camera literally nailed it
6503fdccb9a5	e2575fd89a89	Stuck in a loaded canon. Again. FML!
cba862349140	77e76741b491	This is why I'm not an EMT
35c0a3340700	7cdcbc7ecd2a	The signal came from this sector
41dd5f7fa0da	7aff78b9668c	Day 19 of my face wash avoidance program
545d34ce312f	daa6cb4c0e97	This is what I do on friday evenings now
7eea161e3ac3	a766a5550134	I just can't see the point anymore
4a246f26dfe8	6d1126291656	Stop flexing in the mirror, you narcissist
7deaa902ca22	97c1e78b7180	Can't believe what I almost threw away!
6b663c59b3ca	a9ffa38001f9	Well, this is a puzzling development.
a6daa9ddccf9	cf668a11b9f0	I thought this ball pit would be more fun
f3a2aa922c0e	f18fe4a59c24	oh no you didn't
a29fdc6f55ba	ea58f7fcf90f	As the sun sets on us, we know we must escape.
fa1101fab6d5	4fb22a860334	Picking mushrooms
896cb8c0c543	600d22c38d1a	That's gonna hurt on the way out
2be7fd687fd9	66f04b48ba96	He left me! :ccc
3bbb853fc039	3eec26e54537	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
2578511a95fe	8ae3f2cc6623	Sometimes pickles just have to be pickles.
233b76fd3a89	4a05b122a05d	A classic battle between the word and the sword, represented by the most noble creature
403333d6d1f0	1f529118806c	Note: HUGE SUCCess
c3291496ecb5	c167057ebd58	smiling is for optimists
8165598672bc	693a6abce7a3	Man or mouse? No need to decide!
b5a1c0cc3d0b	f497f1d47672	prototype soccer ball
90fb6d62d925	7d313b4acdda	research shows residues of legs and feet in trees dna
8dc8fd946ba8	f7742eccb7fe	the charge of the light brigade
c855962a1ea3	d00a38543f3e	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
03b1ae9c734c	8b7afa7a9fdb	Oy, my giblets!
c7f1186c6a71	c93db6d7d559	The moon looks weird today
c272c7c12261	64b298792bbd	devil went down to walmart, bought himself a fork
9dde470a5c15	7b6d6ac883c8	My feet are cold. Can anyone warm them up?
49c35730441f	a6ce92184aac	some men just want to watch the world burn.
f4bcbd13d9b2	a6db16858cb5	This is what i had for breakfast
1d54732b6290	6e32eb14a3d7	Crocodile Pink Eye
bf7b8442928c	596a7a13c9a6	More advantages to USB type c revealed
da23446c1176	667be74ed29d	I wonder if it will be friends with me
b8cf35eb6f74	84474c28886b	sorry dad
fa55b18c1fd0	aa07e36b66ab	Well, you can't fix what isn't broken.
2865034fd78e	65eb48ac2a21	#selfie #atwork #nofilter #potatoduty #yolo
c9e203a2a028	cc5d4eaed406	Los Angeles sure is beautiful this time of year
f05b5748caf3	a7afd23a3d39	Our flying car attemps seems to got out of hand
48b07efb35bb	5953ebd0cdbf	and to think this is where it all started
bca317dcba49	faaeebb0aeac	racing stripes on hoodies are cool.
169b47891c21	01ab0d7dc791	dOG SHAMING
9d371d1affc7	e6966f356be2	no matter where we go, its always cold
81b9c4069d18	8828788976ac	Formal on top, party on the bottom
5bd66e9a199f	b18f4833dfc9	don't worry, it's part of my plan!
f60fd0068f37	bc1a28e826bd	Well, I guess than answers the age-old question!
3b0d71db9a65	2d19ca5bdcfc	The second mouse gets the cheese
f6318c0d546f	8828788976ac	Christ, what an asshole.
1ce703365e04	956e362d57e2	HODOR!
af78e2d7950c	fb464a1d5287	Bulls don't often sit like this!
4dcd58970eb0	e21406b7151b	Roadrunner is the new transport minister
9f08ac99f83f	e2a47ca2b07f	I will wear this shirt until one of us dies.
636f399785ca	aa1baf6dd6df	NICE MULTIPANTS
38a6f4489156	14307347e17f	obsession is a dangerous thing
9f02f77aa6a1	70cf8805e7cb	Snowman accident
7391d5a3b971	1267373999ca	Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
351b19334110	08dec1d33005	Later levels in Luna Lander get really fucking harsh.
ed29ada99600	9edb74dc8efa	You did what in my tuba?
92fd571db149	8cb4ea46ef07	So, this happened.
87a348e6a948	95fd495595b4	sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb
9a739a1fa43f	8d297b609761	The Captain Crunch Kraken
789ff05f41c7	dfd96fb9b1ae	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
19459bc5d17d	8b3785eeefb1	Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go
9a1dc84fce00	9dae49a80ef9	I was cleaning jello off the floor for *AGES*
107cf3da40f5	458487d914c7	The spirit is strong, but the car is totaled.
c904b736df60	e31b4f8d0d7d	this is not what i meant it to be
9e6273b2838b	cd4373c68bb4	When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back
7e699d79d5c7	9efbe2a4fa5e	the hills have eyes
0ea2fb6eb4cf	a7c209257ad1	the charge of the light brigade
6c0f5ea1808f	f5a037a62bda	Today was my pets elephant's birthday; He liked the ribbons best.
e43672237876	1d7aa54dff6e	paper can't substitute the smell of an old kindle
833516b49340	abb28f6609a7	Look at my dollar coin
b1e97ae5288e	004a83c9eb34	Einstein, protesting the copenhagen interpretation, shaves his head.
e1a5209506ff	4c487298214a	using hollowed-out carrots to smuggle drugs across the border.
5435e54c494b	21305beb7f51	welcome to the space jam
04f90cc0d71d	5c073ef1eda0	Vaccines cause super autism now unless you're vaccinated against it
821ffaa85a04	d9cedc408390	I guess I only have myself to blame.
d4e65e14b829	e2575fd89a89	ちょっとまってください！
d26468093be5	95ccd6364248	Minecraft has fingerprints Now!
5384316f4373	876aa26fd603	#me #throwbackthursday
69ff0f8213d7	a06de52211f2	father & daughter re-unite!
32d9b6073cb9	721fde3c43af	Blackout @ moscov metros station, i have no idea which way the peron is. #yolo
63d3568ca641	53beb2829a3a	This makes my dog twitch when it sleeps
48e4d484efb9	662ebe08720b	My hobby: photography
e8b21c30be6d	c68ff99e7840	Robots in much better disguise
64209d86b00c	32e8f09bd75f	CeCi N'est Pas Une Pipe
d62a08aa72cf	8ae3f2cc6623	New boyfriend. Don't know why my parents don't like him?
d0502fe6c3ee	23cfbbe7394a	I'd tap that
47c31eaa7abd	a6ce92184aac	Me llamo t-bone
d01aa717b917	9421c7ae1143	Worst pokemon ever
27bc194422df	8c99087ee6e8	The infamous Snow-muon.
ee6c6144c0a6	9fc6d190dd43	Leave this one adrift, Ishmael. Let the ocean take her
f86f8e3a0412	c3d55f5ed151	This photo mooves me
3d5fec624de5	7cf8b1287075	doors from ikea: the pinnacle of excellency
684741121a08	d1432b2e1c65	there is none of this left in the men's room #help
7acbdb9f6e46	2b3aa1de764d	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
d4179b939da4	55030b54a312	Our son has no arms but has a duck's beak.
505bb0d1f2b1	de799a1455af	When everything looks like a hammer
34f010193e5e	532134699dc7	BANANANANANANANANANA
ea0dc4594480	35359ce4d9b7	A job so boring a bird could do it
f8e94f5b22bc	4e353bcbacd9	The lifts never worked properly in the Volcano Lair
ba598f7d820a	c4f5f2de60d6	Got your nose!
d71c0e0312ff	f8824581cf4a	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
2a49e29bd0da	f62686bfeff5	Tower of Hanoi puzzles have gotten really weird.
f1ef11041ca4	95f65c82c805	Done my nails, don't they look pretty?
81becb71071e	693a6abce7a3	Mr. Potato-Head human hybrid discovered
0762c94a9aa2	eea655ca5250	Can somebody call my cell phone? It's not lost, I'm just lonely.
c7bcd4065de0	23cfbbe7394a	For my book report presentation, i'll be acting out "50 shades of gray"
fed297022a5a	23cfbbe7394a	Exes, am I right?
3bd659104a60	eff340fac308	found this in my fridge. Think it's still good?
f5029bb13205	ee41f567e733	leapfrog, anyone?
ef9433324b43	ac194aab980b	This diagram of the solar system is not to scale
d2e3ba27a5f7	695a1d42378b	The Zebra was lying down
b8f2bd876e7b	5bc8196cb57d	i pushed this. was that bad?
ce444d8ac60c	91f653eed3b1	watch me become the next favorite kardashian
8d137e60135b	d8a647f2826e	My gout's acting up again
8a9ad0cf0982	2a34b702697e	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
ee5eb07cc820	fb8d3117d3a3	my new toaster has some strange attachments
d09ece299c6d	6c6706cf5ef0	An ant figured out how to make free electricity with this one weird trick! Scientists hate him!
a62586addb07	108d22076845	We didn't start the fire
ffdcf93c9646	1fb6d104fc4e	Hmmmm, which one isthe Vegan option?
69bcd5cc2a23	074bdfdee612	This will make sense if you look at it upside down
1ae516cedb1c	a35888fb02ef	I forgot to turn the tap off lol
12569ea12880	8448a3c83b1f	Antimater Universe wants a hug.
01194a74779b	2315132d5f00	Bacteriophage is worth 6 points
7f0a00d9bb5d	5c2386c8cb54	PostPostModern art
8b7efadc0aa8	608af5dbbf7e	#me #throwbackthursday
e0997c51c2f5	98fc754ed92b	how do I take photos with this?
8dd42be2a0d3	57fa867685bd	#sudowoodoproblems
65f14f90dab2	6e32eb14a3d7	toto i don't think we're in camelot anymore.
07966e9a2110	f38be88b9cec	help wanted. inquire within.
789d524b5be2	5f6adc17052d	my neighbors don't understand the concept of privacy
56c937b970c1	fd8dedb9f32c	Sometimes, a spherical cow is a reasonable assumption.
ee59eb4a9ca0	2315132d5f00	it is better to light a kindle than to be a cursor in the darkness
4643d4ac5c0e	e4b5a6e9ab00	New candidate announces run for presidency of the united states
5a92d7d10d34	47e690ee87ec	I think i lost my dorsal fin
e8160fb7a54d	d67cfc2d428e	MY MOUSE GOT A FACIAL TATTOO. WILL IT LIMIT HIS RESEARCH JOB PROSPECTS?
ed6fd4442e5a	8567700315bf	what happens when you take a selfie with a 500mm lens
0a64d0fe789e	27237f493c5e	Does this look like pink eye to you?
65d1f2690beb	c7ddbe04ef3f	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
66fb2dd87773	77e76741b491	Somewhere, this exists.
64ed548dd93a	31ddd9945040	I think we deserved it.
645c36bdb2c2	6084d3330277	at times like this i ask, "why me?"
79b6dd34ea1b	e505e75cb74d	Anyone know what's wrong with my thumb?
cc202f8c8e9f	6760413f7855	I just bought this
693bd001ba9a	5a0d3960a7e0	Mmm, Spider cake!
15169d63b5b8	789c215895a2	I 'M out of the acorn
7beec84c40b0	0493d1b974f2	share this so xkcd cannot sell our data to the reptilians
902906139717	982a0d553758	look at my new dog!
a2becd3c86f4	deeb1ef96574	Sun deflation: optimal
27024dae7e2b	03ecd637642e	The feeling that somewhere, a duck is watching you
ab4df3d50ab3	156e72ad3027	only 90s kids will get this!
ce1df3639a26	df4dba675ed1	Come on party people, put your hands together
65997e093103	e7e70d2797bd	"My God, it's full of starS." "WeLL, DURR"
56f5699ce359	fe759fa57f81	That awkward moment when you realise that the dragon that you've been gossiping about is standing right behind you.
8cc3d16bf1f7	2d04208ae09a	A boa constrictor that has swallowed a hat
da6fcc96d8d6	cb5fb4df9d19	Zeus takes his revenge
c0516ec26d42	bf39b2f7c458	The weight of life in a starry landscape
203257432512	c7ec57f483cd	this one's over 15 kt bitches!
051511f51545	62e698929a98	Okay, bradford pears grow *really* fast.
4de707329608	60953d13b062	for science!
5e42e5e8d02d	cbce6837dea2	What has science done?!
b74aa6c5177a	ee9bf2c78576	Fnnnaarrrrr!
47b070d63fba	60e3cd8474aa	#twinsies
65b5a9ed1bed	97c1e78b7180	bURMA sHAVE!
2a115923b9b7	99505450db33	Dividing by zero prematurely ended his research career.
0bbd9a042597	37a8043efdb0	Guess where I'm taking this photo from.
231d1429f670	0ce482708602	This is the crankiest potato I've ever seen.
0314ea2bd6b5	9eda477bce11	#livefeed #colonoscopy
314a5195014a	3a6f54c637ca	ever get the feeling you're being watched?
f41f84f48b3c	0fa0068fb260	If you're brave enough...
5b423c309c1b	0eb151241b5b	Scorned again, Bob left the party without a date
114227025b5b	4ddd8d864ed6	my time machine isn't working again! D:
7b0fad56df99	45a85e1c6500	My new tattoo
9776fbd9d6c7	1ee44ab3e6c1	Job interview today.
a0266f9500d1	540c0d9dc845	It was then that the ugly duckling realized that beauty was an arbitrarily-defined cultural construct, and that true beauty came from within.
fbbe06c5ec43	dc3a38493f7d	I knew pi would lead to this
02d72ae8e1f0	05cd69ce5480	This Military Dictator Thought He knew Everything...And then He Learned these 3 tips for losing weight!
73f367734c53	d98eb1087d99	It showed up on the photo, but not irl???
bfdce06e0f96	18450393f614	so. sick. of. this. pic.
0063f37e93e1	7bb7044fc42b	Real pirates put the hook on their feet! Yarr!
f7d871ce68c0	47b87ebe144c	my taco face
66ea21d65c64	936182a971c1	Burnination? Huh?
f9e4628262c7	5781eb2a46fc	I'm a wizard!
2504521e8e51	aebe9172c89c	MY HOBBY: Life size Sock Puppets
c73940930b44	540c0d9dc845	This is how you get ants!
d55eaf30c7df	96010c8f50a7	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
b7db43efc187	1c2de777664d	That'll teach them not to misspell my name at Starbucks
8061f6951fb7	44879975fb58	Oh no! Not again.
949f536fb226	f39499924378	"...The Aristocrats."
2ce6dd0674b1	2f6640a8587e	...Freudian sense tingling...
a999126151e1	e3e23a6a6be2	No way, man! Bento box disappointment. Lone green pea.
bfd4c2831cae	6070e177a059	#Moses #riverbabies #passover y'all!!!
9a2c7f19b28e	29d91f118e5b	T-Rex in a snowfield #cretaceous #nofilter #cold
ca781ff9f7f2	68f172044127	This is twitter, right? #confused
28c3cb08e19b	bc71003069ea	Purple mushrooms roaming the world killing people
8882bc6f761e	42875287a95b	But then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
b2ea425d5682	1b7de1831b3a	20 Facts that will infuriate hipsters
41c1ec601fc4	c65dfa097e6d	I was just trying to install freebsd...
9e89630ddb7b	2384dc8ff723	vegeta? vegeta? vegeta? aaaaaaaaaagggghhh!!! I'm back, and now i'm a ghost.
cf5aa1996cf3	671bce60f5a3	One of those mornings...
d67ffee294fc	307e2dbbd6af	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
3aa67b7c5693	212085ad2af5	I just joined the Kite Kite Kite!
86f10646efe1	be3c62aac59a	*Tips fedora*
f9b0a3f53dc0	3303a3961e6c	Tycho and gabe stepped up their game
13b9fdcd02e2	b62182579a00	Family vacation has taken a turn for the worse.
cce6ffe1494b	22ba96dde335	I can take photos with my teeth!
b1fbd9d41ffa	6edacc5d1f07	Ugh, i'll never understand art.
b8f353e1d7d7	36adf11825ee	Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
614ce5b93224	fe759fa57f81	results of toddler-sourced upscaling algorithm
de65d9e9fbb0	a53b48798e38	Lunar hatchet throwing contest champion
09eff4fc1b97	2f5139fdda6c	Hey guys, watch this
8ab3543d866a	7082cadbff02	Go home Dumbledore. You're Drunk
2ef2b13ba97c	b53b86fe4a3f	John never thought a tongue fractal would hurt so much
4b18e47619ad	171695ad3649	He thought 'chutes were for the insecure
d1ee75e710f7	7fa6c1b8f1cf	I hate waking up from a really good dream
7509f9142e17	91254334143f	The new Kerbal Scientific mission is out!
11920e26bf25	20e7c75274b4	I don't know
f5fb1b39e171	aa9b5fad0ac1	I was just mugged by an angry mob of hipsters!
9ad71f96e53e	d67cfc2d428e	when you give a chicken hgh, weird things happen.
4a0ebb66787a	8a816f82755d	WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
746150cadab3	11711fa18fc1	My parents took away my phone privileges
c7e34271efac	c4a098af0ce3	Triumph. Pure triumph.
228898ac2183	540c0d9dc845	why are my eyebrows purple and who stole my hat?!
43c8bd4627ad	c60d80479dce	The ents met the triffids
dad225735981	42e5ebc4c98f	AN I wuz like, GRRRRL Yo beak is so flash!
d46739ea4e33	5884dc3b4efe	I hate trying to win bowls of cereal in 'skill tester' machines
c04098dac0cc	6f396a0a1b7c	Our proudest moment
c9c1484fe3f3	936182a971c1	OMG! Kittens!
3ce5a2c87bce	7552328dd081	Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
aea4529e0d91	4c487298214a	Happy Birthday!
a9fe9834a1d0	fb464a1d5287	Space from my window
2cb0d838213f	bfe766b7ab8e	this plot is odd.
655c3ece41e2	1c4ca7d93623	it's like rain on your wedding day!
6a1b31e220fc	d685eca93f95	SUPPOrt this new alarm clock on kickergogo!
9944601123d6	696df2f1a0c0	Look 10 years younger with this one easy trick!
02da7e6d0c04	d7b2b76fdd04	Safety: it's more like 'Guidelines'
da4e5e2e78b8	134353a025ed	oompa loompa diggeti doo
dfca6cef3365	71c5ad78f712	Threaten large birds... check.
385aebd64231	7b6d6ac883c8	This photo was taken from my basement
02dee3bff792	b89e4a15a0b5	Asteroids hate him!
cdd956e3e1ab	f8dc0e0b0070	drill baby drill!
dbe10b11a284	6e32eb14a3d7	i love a good featureless white void
615196003ff8	150721cee207	Thus Ended Alexander the great's conquest
0b9ccb954237	601c1a8b1e45	I never thought that the job of data mining would be so aerobic
ed9dd0256636	886059d27e86	Let's go left, they said. The other path looks boring, they said.
b2bd833a9ae7	5fc353538678	OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
bc198298a635	04db02985a80	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
855b646074ab	a6b4a2789be0	Made in god's own image, yessiree!
231db765cc05	1834cd25085e	3 year olds first lego experience
e96c44f8d60e	6b39dc0f0c25	I wish I could ride in a balloon
e6a0093a2363	b877166e5cc9	just playing with my pet
2fae9339f8e7	4a4f78a6d660	how can mirrors be real if your eyes aren't real?
f76a31599c22	2367d29a0deb	It's the little things
e2169e5616ba	77e76741b491	forgot to turn the oven off!
508f0c69caa8	c39c1a728f10	Spring has sprang
c8d68eb83fcb	5f0b248137c3	Copernicus: The early years
a0909c816e87	654bbc9c2f25	oops, oops, oops, okay this is happening
9b50f51bdff6	91254334143f	Oops.
2a6e59dd16f4	5a0d3960a7e0	We pointed the Hubble into another supposedly empty patch of sky.
81b14419e779	daa6cb4c0e97	Come with me on a journey into time and space
4690f05e6c56	52cc59d726af	On the plus side, the exhaust system does work
8d8ff19c8e8b	8ae3f2cc6623	we'll take the next one #CasualRacism
337edd2c77f3	7c29fe125de7	I got this in the mail today
d5ac2cebc930	0a1fdbb68c6e	The last person to be surprised by a selfie
9b17c1afc3f8	614897f63d5e	Look guys! I'm Vincent Van Gogh!
c6c7aa59cf03	c836c8d6d3e8	Wait for it...
1798b5b6c483	bc52e95506cb	I mean, it's no mona lisa, but I think it's at least, like, a last supper
d03ea896731b	c6fe3b6798a5	AWESOME! This cloud was so much larger than my thumb!
52e6a1af9ecf	796b8671f890	this was my inspiration
54ae201c2583	0910c5681d44	Da_FEELS###!
2cbfd4688b86	e31b4f8d0d7d	It is never safe.
82913f4530a3	a9ffa38001f9	Muahahahahahah
3eef09e6f3e1	c14f6abe6f06	i'll never get tired of this.
6e5c05c40a94	b18f4833dfc9	I, for one, welcome our new rocktopus overlords
d9e3febb7bd3	700cdaba58ad	this got me banned from chuck e. cheese's
9820d0de6d9f	b9d5949f285a	Trip to the Rockies #DUCKFACE #NOFILTER #NEVERSTOPEXPLORING
a544c3ebc4b1	05b4175d28e1	look ma, no hands!
0dd607ab012f	ea5bd9ac43f3	engage!
46c244818103	cc179047dab0	These cravings will never stop
efdaca97b62a	ed9b0f670049	<3 hanging out with saruman
56f850c6031e	7c18e3db8a64	Flying fish had no affect on it
29aafdb8016e	77ed0a75923a	my new boss
9d763584bdfc	d1432b2e1c65	whatever you do, don't make eye contact with it
2ef145613d8b	94c5a6c60bf0	I think I need new glasses.
6bbb4f1e1800	c167057ebd58	The press conference lasted shorter than expected!
15d7a5dfac34	e0ce298f4750	I. AM. BELLSPROUT.
a2e23215e05e	0e367b191f42	Use the force responsibly.
b75e48f39f71	f1c486c6819b	The basis for fast and furious 13.
7f880b411961	9dc300ca8fbd	Apparently, it's called "BEAR Fishing"
9ef499f291fc	2ae0fbc732d2	So, how many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?
3aab08b3b02f	51e9bbe4fecd	whoops GPS error
e578a4bd4015	14ee7faa729a	#DARE to #DREAM
5edff286476f	f72d7871223f	they said be careful, we said yolo
bf53aee30047	a5dac3645d9c	the floor is made of lava. send help.
5c506c5a2a94	6c6706cf5ef0	My four other heads and I are counting on your vote!
5ad329b28ddd	13e8c12da851	it's my hand supposed to do this? #thanksobama
76ed3065cc9a	6e32eb14a3d7	Who the fck deleted development branch?!?!
d112d45147d8	696cb737669b	about to die lol
50a64bdabd28	1d8a0d2e6317	#gps be like
cc7a86b93160	b940eaff82f1	Look I genehacked a cowhorse!
55f7ddd728cf	e31b4f8d0d7d	Don't be thrown by the pareidolia, this is actually an Instagram of bacon & eggs
6e5ca0950bf1	2421a8b1ba8d	"I am So. Much. More."
e5c5eaca05d4	6d3bab8fa9cd	I can has cheezburger?
8dd3f019956a	f6cfad7bb0e1	#BEWARE KILLER TREES WITH KILLER BEES INSIDE
b7d219b4a730	4ce7ef19a9b0	Would you like to play a game?
411e814d809d	6d4374896e8a	So... those were real
1c90fa372e37	c3d55f5ed151	what's a lens cap?
8df42d44a78e	37b45655015e	When pandas have nightmares
e2a8c163de33	52553e122c5c	YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE! CLICK TO SEE IT AND 10 OTHER FAMOUS MOVIE CHARACTERS YOU NEVER SAW ON SCREEN!
e3577c53d19c	15d876b5083d	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
2d8643565540	ad84df3b19fb	flying car - it is now officially the future
e75fe0dfbde9	1803157899e5	terminal velocity is a myth
f63b15bb969f	26f932f7b668	Don't get the lava wet! you'll ruin everything!
fc58dd532918	e715dc9ea337	GOOGLE GLASS IS WORKING GREAT
af9b1447a8c5	2d04208ae09a	Does my eye look bloodshot?
c3991e4c2b75	1c3f5ad3a188	My God! It's full of stars. No, wait. Swords, it's full of swords!
52589abbf370	76ca58e573df	almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea
462a4f7fa787	bced584e8b7e	Taco bells give away resulted in unplanned consequences for downtown Houston.
b93badb26fc8	66f04b48ba96	cthulu wants what cthulu wants
4da65004de92	0aad58292649	Exact composition of this... thing... is yet to be determined.
3a1b3e547f98	cdd5e6281e09	school's out!
ba47c84dfb49	95fd495595b4	damned ninjas
50dd51f3ea62	2f83a05e1a92	oh I feel a yearning so bad
24cfee3cbd5e	62abd7c005ee	In my dreams I'm always strong
88b661a17b89	32f92e302f64	with google iris, see the inside of your eyelids like never before
0f1b65b6e793	991f9cbfe479	#Worstweekever
ecc89b4cf1bd	2a9299a8355e	See a carrot deflate a pool ball
67ac73dd98da	b4092a5d952a	SIDE GOER 4
c3a1583b1b74	a9acb7116fa2	WHAAAAAAaAT?!?!?!?
a2da206b19f7	7fddc5e896a0	Aww, honey, don't cry...
f68b53e073a1	654bee00b4af	#bedhead
c23f1b695c96	540c0d9dc845	Worth it for the karma.
8501ef472d75	5bc8196cb57d	Mari-OH
c0c525f8f277	02b6b68f5ff7	my class bet me this couldn't get 500 clicks!
e858ac09a3ef	b17375079f66	In hindsight, this probably wasn't the best way to teach addition
f698c755c1b2	233afc11fdb4	Step 1: Jump the shark.
9b2588429d18	123bbfd66a33	hello darkness my old friend
7a306df48671	9563183869ae	Ow.
e00e1a3afc3f	dfc441e614d6	whiskers expecting a new friend :)
9758c39a3523	9fc5e66c0884	This man must not realize that it is the whole building moving up and down, not the elevator.
f0c6c3eab521	6084d3330277	Artistic recreation from new fossil find
844823bd13d0	da4959d6ad66	Life is cruel and unyielding, and what must be must be
da7f1ece2647	dcb2bdc6e622	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
f00f2435d8e1	8a5f2942c127	Who said an antique car wouldn't work on the moon?
871563af8c2c	21576a2682e2	To the victor go the spoils.
b1521b25b18f	81433abbc0dd	I will take that one please
e7f059f95674	02cd1184af7c	sad cow is sad
0c23f13491d0	1d28bd672f5d	My clothes need a wash...
7a5f180c257a	45a85e1c6500	Tamper-Proof
322451021039	f38be88b9cec	Watch me develop an entirely useless skill #butitsfun
dbe6588364f5	8c222bf9812b	I sentence you to deliciousness!
e2ce8d42f627	e0919501a2b7	Just one of those days
728c0d5fd9e2	e5a90d576045	Stop stalin and make up your mind
a7940e1fa195	ed8fed54a40e	nobody knows the trouble i've seen
d71e2dd138ff	03fb6cbd1dd1	Are you kidding me?
97c337a8cd07	160d21c59873	in theathers, close to you
fe539d74634f	1d8a0d2e6317	Is there really any point? FML
5572a16f09f6	b3b3c866ccae	yo anybody seen my dog, responds to "sauron"
526b5dfe179c	b9d5949f285a	inner city air conditioning
cc2cfce1c49d	516a9ccdc425	Don't inhale!
35700db037f5	e2f6212df0f5	This is what i had for breakfast
11902a6503e9	d7b2b76fdd04	What if jellyfish could combine, like voltron?
68f9c87af08d	645031adce2c	Scientists create first man-clock hybrid
257c2f24ec4c	5df678ccff3b	Have you ever seen a sitting cow before?
889c86164749	e6966f356be2	The soap bubble music experiment went rather well.
c6507631180a	a2250171b45e	Black begins and wins.
5f6ea162cce4	b3f5fe3d25b1	Thelma and louise was reaaaaaallll
81c3da8ba96d	0c40e56c643a	"Space duckin'" By led blimp
aa2fef574137	75cbe8e0e9a9	Selfie in corner store #35. $10,000.
acaecd20cca8	2e1b33b78b7a	Praise robot jesus! humans, convert and roll out!
61829a457ad8	e1ddeaf7d3c0	Fulfilling western ideals!
038f1c053a09	da0b380eb06e	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
8d97f5536659	bc1a28e826bd	My server cooling system.
0b6b01461dfa	13e8c12da851	IT WAS A METAPHOR! A METAPHOR DAMN IT!
186b7f907602	e4b5a6e9ab00	my neighbor got a job as a watchmaker. He stands around all day making faces!
1cdf41e4d233	e83db656dd53	[user was banned for this text]
8c832b13b7a1	73a05e1d5a91	Lucky Charms, now with the Higgs Bozon!
06aa8c342c86	05cd69ce5480	New haircut!
61913d1cb488	5e9d018dcbc9	Check out my new sonic oc!
3387a2e47abf	e08bbb290e90	i'm just surprised it took this long.
c320398f313b	da575741cc3b	New Super Mario bros in real life!
a05b4abd6c76	931fbf1515d4	Wait, am I 30 years too late for Normandy?
6afc2259519d	ef8fb19fc8b7	I thought of it, and it happened
8bd62f31e5cc	b4cc62c6ce6e	reverse microwave oven
1720a170807d	3ee046556162	my scarecrow took some additional measures of its own...
7a0597966385	e1d5b224cad6	PARKOUR IN ACTION
a8ba4dec2be8	1b2ba4d7ccf8	#bornthisway
aeb5073a03f3	1cbd4410b0c5	intertial reference frame, activate!
7798551839bc	e2c498d26ea4	Just a little more to the right
d1881996bdd3	ab971ef0b678	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
0425d9263968	e94f09566205	Press 'continue' to abort.
ed09f409784a	16a76c300029	Making a new house rn brb #Homeless
63d72e69af75	e2b6f4256650	#LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT#JUSTMARRIED
04081e7edff1	2445b7adb800	Oh god how did this get in here I am not good with cameras
19629c27217f	56d834294ad3	Did nyancat open a cycle repair shop?
0f39ea66dd55	c19565ec0680	I only wanted a cheeseburger
3ee549c1469d	443b5e53f4d8	Hope that wasn't a granny knot
5a002f2d1214	a18b5ce7d17b	just learned where milk comes from! #vegan4ever
ad9ca87b1287	1577012b76b6	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
6f8408c95802	0391cf5b0ed9	THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
4b02c0ad4977	57498405462f	this is just a tribute #thed
5772c998441a	ac5fc5941ecd	I'm sorry, I'm gluten free
0cf71b91c5cc	66b1fd7a5682	It's only what I've been looking for for my entire life!
163fc915cdf3	03fb6cbd1dd1	nonononononononononononononononononononononononono
9cbdaf6bdcb0	aaf475e12180	FRom the creators of AIR BUD, presenting air chip, the Soccer squirrel. watch your Nuts! Summer 2016
d2be4573014b	d6b94a62a5b8	If i am in your dreams at night, in those dreams i want you to describe to me the sources of international law
bc27082eefbe	8804a3b3f9fb	Visited mom today
cdd341b5a0a6	6ff16bb4844c	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
f9a2966e4d11	f01c49075c6f	All flesh is grass
81ff939713e3	599952041c65	I hate waking up from a really good dream
2d1fbacbde05	4c0eda9b86e6	#nomakeup #natural
096c93a7ceb4	25b75c37596e	Can you see it? #illuminati #war #drobe #conspiracy
0181a314754b	85abfaba36b5	introducing the yolo distribution
799986018b75	d7b2b76fdd04	Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne!
ebc1e1b38dda	d1fc8e46cff2	Not a fruit
fedbf5813914	d83f29efba56	We fell upstairs and exploded.
b2218b82c705	d686587daebc	we have the technology.
e16dc62fb59c	3418334aa2fe	Strange ingredients for a grilled cheese sandwich, but the recipe did say 'epic'...
9e701fe691f2	a241a76fc906	AGHHHHH
bc44a581d40b	f867c41e030f	Deal with it
7f19336e8575	368097002fe8	I think I can... I think I can
89e3362571e6	47eaad1b0b48	Do I look fat in this photo?
6d7f5fb1b268	b298cb8b58e0	I'll never see her again... i just... i just don't know how to go on... :(
0afe6f1b3e44	1ee44ab3e6c1	he is so cool
1ec72635fa1e	51c994821764	oh, is that godot? Finally...
f9bb5a008d23	1d8a0d2e6317	Any hatchlings in here?
3cd1206eea06	21f6e8ab05f4	Is that a huge salad falling over new york?
db824e3627ce	6c2a6cf8da8b	This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
50b40006bf23	414e08d9d272	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
fe57f0bfa6a3	f29ea09524a4	unicycle beowulf cluster seeks riders
bde4bc629526	e2c498d26ea4	I want to run, but my legs won't move :(
d7eed857d1e6	63cd4ccedc6f	hello darkness my old friend
d53600800636	2a328c6a26db	This is still what I had for breakfast
3b9af3fbaf21	4c1e4963d78b	I'm 95% percent certain this is battletoads
9c82ba64417f	3303a3961e6c	WHAT A MISUNDERSTANDING!
23f3e34255a8	2e7204533474	this was in the bible
753682789505	481be3c7a79c	uM, I THINK SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH MY CARROT...
39a26b11cc39	6bbb1f693d32	100 meters in 4 and a half seconds
dbf4dbfa85ee	220478099c86	A Dozen roses, the Barnum Effect, and Thou
9fcb99db0c99	ec801ea1b655	Growing up in Texas, they didn't teach us this part of the water cycle.
2e8566285925	fb39de274310	This is twitter, right? #confused
20da5f58a803	467ca5564cf4	i've never felt so alone.
fb6ed5078340	38ab1a499941	To infinity and Birdyond!
f845c916985d	f8e98228a24a	duckface is the new radians
584812aaf267	a4ba7445c1dd	filming the sky was boring. Turns out my foot is more boring...
4983e520265f	e94966edd2e3	I suppose things could probably be worse somehow.
e9f751b1fbf0	9fc6d190dd43	is this illegal?
6700db7575ca	9f252e164423	crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
d3236314cebd	ae253ed38786	[user was banned for this text]
d4600ecf7b55	b467c4b866c7	What a beautiful time to be alive!
bc219f59e80c	9edb74dc8efa	Evenutally, they'll write moby dick.
95b698c4216b	cf7533204718	It's the little things
bd6ca65290ae	81ac0853fd88	Definitely not ordering from Walt Orfman's Pizza Restaurant again.
4f99aadb238e	43e4d1af3468	#lolcats
9b13718ca97b	67d5ca01f1e9	senpai noticed me! ^_^
689625e42ef9	1038d42a73ce	London
faece122be95	02b28c8a401d	Homework's done, finally time to get wasted
151eb2af1e96	01052a7eb9c3	Apparently the cat didn't want to go to the vet...
f44c5c8f2aa8	d181f9fca6ba	The time has come.
4832b70f468f	cbbcd54bc5f6	Hide! It's Un Chien Andalou!
020ec5ac7a52	8638e3732645	Notice: thank you for noticing. Your noticing has been noted.
90d15aac38e3	fb6bf8ad066f	I'd call this experiment a success.
6386a060f956	37d3a3a22fdb	"The colour out of space" and black.
ed1903a72572	bc52e95506cb	Uglier than modern art
474a42ed784a	90f117ad64c6	Ted Cruz 20-Infinity
139e0d374d8f	eaad499163e0	Always watching, never speaking. WHAT does he want?!
6adc44ec9fa1	47464bb5e852	The prophecy was true!
68d572a68c12	676c098de756	Cuneiform writing influenced fence makers for generations
dfb1b2054752	eaf3944550ac	look what the doctors found in me!
794a06e4f7f8	f4542bb078a9	I bought you a RING... ooh shinything!
88a88e88bc68	47e972de2a8e	What's this thing here in the bathroom?
d23f7cccadbe	ca8c92a2fc20	at least the last thing i'll ever see is pretty
8703b7a153ed	d6d4d7f52f8e	#blessed
fb7d7e4ead92	ce1e45cdde52	I blame lack of regulation
67bae79bbc89	c3d55f5ed151	Snapchat with aliens sure takes forever. #damnlag
42dd7d07b7a1	e3038a3df791	#toothproblems
97c4310dbb98	8a8b6ac32a65	PHOTOSYNTHESIS HELL YEAH
b82046b12844	437427d855ec	the game begins...
193a61207878	d5814b78c6b9	Works fine with a custom linux kernel
64b8125c90ab	7504f42b612e	where the streets have no untagged unconnected nodes
e1adc080f18f	6f96b0ed1532	I think this is the wrong python script
9c6203508306	f18fe4a59c24	I KNEW I WASN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO WALK IN THESE!
7a0e104c2182	f8dbccef9e21	Oh shit, not again.
fe70583d248d	c1e190686d51	Let's play "Guess what andy the anaconda ate"
13a0df60a1c8	20d163d05085	Sailor Moon Cosplay Queen
6406d770c753	70cf8805e7cb	My 7 picture is upside down
0c5effd10c8b	72b80e3e6f80	My vacation to the Area 51 Testing site!
91c35ca126b7	901ddbb780e1	at least I don't have to spend more time with sandra bullock
ea6a796d8f4f	1285f35a75cc	My boyfriend finally proposed!
18eec5cf8645	28caeae898db	My new neighbor seems a bit odd
9085ba6695cf	99e1d025d47e	One of the less popular Transformers.
bb47f0945227	ace0cbd802a6	You'd think it was a tuesday, but it was not.
39025228e517	4998d305f6cb	So long and thanks for all the fish!
eab677ecce8e	c256df0b0fa7	In that moment, the reddit realized he'd never wanted it to be this way. He'd never wanted any of it.
42675e24bf71	c8c7a8a420a6	i'm now 75% more efficient
a2d6e37c8301	df513ad1f2f0	Damn, she said no capes. I should have listened.
ae9f5d5d49b3	320ba8d3ff00	Tom was feeling frisky, but i just laughed and took this pic! XD
35a9424cd39c	6d4374896e8a	Looks like he wants a ride. Should we pull over?
240ed6ac102d	ce7b089ed726	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!
666be2a79991	98d09dd1d39b	This elevator has no 'down'!
9218ee32c230	87355b37d71c	Appropriately enough, the jury voted guilty
d97174e409f4	dc0c51ea603c	The electric dirk was a better dance move than a weapon
dec872645fd8	da8864ab5c37	you know, for kids
f0ff348a6106	cf668a11b9f0	play it cool
950bf4e53bf8	c518ce489c3b	anyone seen some uruk-hai? Asking for a friend.
f34d2b3cb19b	67c94609e101	Don't have a cow, man
560357558cb6	402d0d2349b5	I told him we were closed and all he said in reply was "You won't like me when I'm angry."
7e9349b66340	7ec059164946	The normal distribution looks higher from the bottom...
05e021410cb6	d7b2b76fdd04	it's not what you think
7ecd2c77e051	72ee83d6ec04	go home elephant you are drunk
ae4611769175	75d8a0d7f8c9	Woops, miscounted. sorry.
de1769081357	17fdb7a041f3	monkey movember
19db91a3094b	a5dac3645d9c	#justnasathings
025205bee47b	7d297b432461	SEINFELD in SPAAAAAACE!
5c949cd111dd	43dcc12d2e75	The Mushroom war claimed most of us. MOST....
b71bcbed9920	6e1c3f061803	Nice leg.
28a3aaceacde	ac998b22b4d4	BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
2e44630aa354	7504f42b612e	Before his untimely death.
e2826dfca287	d9860caad885	that's me!
34121c40b3b9	df3b4e231a6a	Fission, fusion, what's the difference?
37f95c4d12af	676c098de756	Nutritionists hate this simple trick
93347d8610d3	697d23440cbb	a/s/l?
b11ef5fbaa1d	2d1e99287751	If classy cats evolved from regular cats, why are there still regular cats? checkmate, evolution.
ec104b32e672	5f814d6725df	No wants to hear me talk about my cat
ce07fadd1c0f	7c29fe125de7	I CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING
17b62054f96e	7b8dd1fa9b09	Starbucks <3 <3 <3
1c7b623f548a	12594190a75a	Duck Duck Go's secret algorithm
a9bb7bbe4976	fe4cc0126964	Anyone craving some soup right about now?
895b89037975	c2e86ecf6d30	I'd like to advise everyone not to eat avocados.
60b615dedb44	b383658ed774	The next generation of crypto currencies
27f4afc16d12	c7a09429221a	Proof: loch ness monster.
89caf901abf3	6d1126291656	I lost my wrist
add01bd98412	63d078055aa9	only 90s kids will get this!
ad019d0c489e	0b0f3ef41135	The unforgiving war on health
dad74a99ed61	9dc300ca8fbd	My new haircut!
c03bd0ed6e74	db5b4b63fb69	Mars Instant Messenger Prototype
fa021cbb820a	5c513f7c5614	Wait for it...
2742bb62d1f9	60d00f030c10	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
69bf8b137bf9	6344916912e9	True Self-Control
97249dabb946	c51ffc122220	still, i think it was a good idea
25a0bf4586bb	e9ba3f8476e1	Weather's Crazy today
bf2055e393cf	f6741dcbf181	Do you feline lucky, punk?
4495ce8878d9	3d712031f728	wake up sheeple!
07607be1f87a	95ccd6364248	did this exist as a microwave?
bdde07d20438	33ace19cf756	I don't know if this is proof of anything other than old habits dying hard
67573b771b2c	443b5e53f4d8	Stalemate
76328339885c	ff1dbf4d409c	Foiled again by the bell curve
7fac183b1174	a55e3a5ba411	Look at my new blue dress!
42c8568b8cd3	6d3fc3b01eff	As long as there aren't any snake I should be fi- Shit! Snakes!
20254f85b925	2973df263d5c	My hero
7a601afd6a47	6a37be6c9cb6	you cannot lift a mountain, but if the mountain sustens itself just on top OF you, do you lift it ? #think
eb91030f14c8	441935095878	omg too much chiplote
dc0242411af1	95d29f7b4472	better go inside, I need to polish my shoes
ee3cecaf4ede	79fb21e7439a	Don't you love it when a pet looks like it's owner
381cd982f2da	5e2639203cfe	That's not a nut!
55ba95d80f4e	e40a28920780	Boba fett? Boba Fett? Where!?
b4553e1f3d9c	f14238b56ddc	how do you get the screensaver off?
217a9ca475e2	f1c486c6819b	BDSM bringing another relationship together
b0b9485c182e	12b5d78f7ccc	crenellate good times, c'Mon!
afea4330f28f	f9df282b1974	I am the creator.
6a8e3dbbddc2	925d908fb0ab	Can't stop recovery data, My eyes hurt
b2662a5c8ccc	d964d2771327	Time to reap the whirlwind!
d2fd24a72f3c	bfbd316a9bfb	Pentagonal head? That's nuts!!! *cough* *ahem* I think you mean bolts.
9af8f6b969cc	8c37b8a0b945	Journey warned you what would happen if you stopped believing.
b9da4acaf465	f6b5b94d2220	hungry hungry fencing subcontractors
d8a32ba398d7	a7e15e99cca4	actually, around here we itemize our taxes
45621ff45639	f9df282b1974	I'm no longer welcome at the play centre.
6ab3bb41fa85	b383658ed774	Pintsize what are you doing?!
54fc1fcc85bf	ea4486a97929	and suddenly, popcorn
965e9549b48b	bf1fbb69a889	Early Heavy Metal Story Boards Discovered
976a1fea8ec2	f7f24c8c7689	Is this room 101?
611059687a55	35eec92ffaec	You can now enter the matrix via homework. education will never be the same
d03fdb6d6b47	315f6e4c8a84	My house is my castle
0b6d2a322d9f	a08adb381cb1	Just prior to learning I should have paid more attention in Kinematics.
9df3bff13b08	1c2de777664d	Took a wrong turn in Albuquerque
d751d771daa1	2672771ef4b3	Nothing new under the sun
bf58f9746034	e9ba3f8476e1	LET'S PLAY A GAME OF FORCED PERSPECTIVE.
fc06b9af238c	05ffab0dbbae	The secret to infinite storage space
2e7dbc732540	32f92e302f64	I wish they'd standardize the charger
b433de7826b9	42875287a95b	I should really separate those
f69d60ca64aa	034c85450c85	my flatmate told me he would cook diner.
fb608229fe94	18809a86cc15	Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough...
0dc77d9cac54	da6fb833bded	"ARIANA GRANDE" is spanish for "GIANT SPIDER"
fd266b4cda12	5dc49eee64b4	And the least of the five evils is....
095c015a2741	b2f6ac624a6b	Click "Like" when you see it!
43638fd4c206	2973df263d5c	This is the story of a boy. who sneezed a hurricane and disintegrated the whole world.
7ce43a95b8e2	f158bb5945ee	I wish I could afford the monopolar model...
bf0d973f712d	f8d4b6f780af	I'd call this experiment a success.
33ad2f12d9fe	5457c8ff8d78	Frank, the newest herald of galactus.
5633612db034	d4358924c89b	This is the year of linux
8ac50d80e65b	ec6a0aea1edb	The unforgiving war on health
692b55bfef39	b4855a68d9cd	I CHOOSE YOU!
6e8667e284bf	141cb16a24f1	stay out of my house, santa
07b7646a2843	ca2a6c7e9f86	it's a faaaaake!
02ff6195859a	44efdef031c9	I'm, like, a minecraft genie!
31cca41e3b40	8a1f7c02c035	Combining that old vax with a microwave oven was a bad idea!
48a8fb079584	3769f53f2dcc	This is not a camera, it's a washing machine!
9b5f2116a891	22299aeb94dd	We are not men. we are devo.
4c98e52cfbdc	8667115f2e3a	PSA: If you don't see this, don't ask your embarrassing medical questions
082f1d621b63	4a19ad9fa9dc	ACK-scuse me sir, Stop shaking hands and transmit some data.
edb594fb8c18	e715dc9ea337	This new LP is on fire, yo! I love that warm vinyl sound.
8736f7970814	931fbf1515d4	such lambda
9f973be90319	e6966f356be2	Found this mushroom, thought of you
727e34086593	459891d99059	DOMINO'S PIZZA IS MADE OF TURTLES! IT'S MADE OF TURTLES!!!!!!
8d18bb909a78	45932b26f5b4	daylight savings time always throws me off
2ed71384dd25	0c82274784ef	waiting for the toilet for 2 hours? sucker yolo
fd24e9f7ac04	c142bf4c510d	who sent me a bobcat?
c853fb1cb50f	13553af327d7	Curiosity Stops Sending Photos, Transmits Crude Line Drawings Instead.
8e3b1d3ecbd0	97c1e78b7180	Grab that snake, dont let it go, its lunchtime ya'know
66ef89ebc183	70f53e83e86d	HELP I'M just a pheasant
701952efa18d	ab23e1e3950b	Love is creepy
caf74a795331	6c80f4ee30a2	that's what she said... assuming I heard Her right. Can I come home now?
195a77e9d372	7b6aa2e8b09b	He's been there for three days
d461e5b5ed1c	8fdafa840de8	Otters. They are the craziest.
8138d15c2837	48fc16466e15	you're not as good at this as you think you are.
51a25b9d65b8	d6d4d7f52f8e	You are not a good person
8d086071511e	a4ea4c1a25c3	turns out building a shrink ray was cheaper than genetically engineering giant carrots
be2d61a7ef93	13448937a651	cthulu caught me slipping
58814551c99a	b467c4b866c7	Do my feet smell?
dabe9c79421e	6d8d641bd493	can't make an omlet without breaking a few legs
4f27047ac787	bfbd316a9bfb	Not gonna lie. No idea what this is.
657e0ffbfbf4	570de61099c7	I knew there would be side effects
2ee1659b19f6	57498405462f	it's fun to do bad things
68468a13f0f5	803e1598b672	FENTON!!! FENTON!
6c21bbe20377	c348487ff602	TRY{throw Baby;}Catch baby{Throwable cause = baby.getCause(); Throw cause;}
7fa1230121a5	70c6bb37c395	Please, please, please not again!
0ee11058993e	dea693fbe084	you wouldn't kill a policeman and then steal his helmet!
764b55bd906c	1f92688a54da	HAN SHOT THIRD #YOLO
ff1d19d04fe0	702bbd313394	At least someone's getting fed
290e238d2da2	4828480933e3	And so the hunt begins!
3c3987404019	5953bc87e81f	Birds: secretly a type of banana.
52e4d617ede4	92b0b5a6f5e7	Let's have a blinking contest
f45fa9b90361	a1f4f5c0af0a	Finally found a way to disable the flash on my camera
9ddf333c2423	dcee86b26d95	Banana invasion in progress
4309f16d2143	7b6aa2e8b09b	AND THAT'S HOW i MET YOUR MOTHER.
634851fd4f82	10c1d5425f48	so like my GF said cutting flowers is like totally bad, but she gets like really pissed if I forget ANY little anniversay, so #ifixed it
ed10aa1bff88	d86e7fbd4f7d	I think I can... I think I can
b69074ea4345	6bedb677ed97	This guy...
ec474da35340	42a4119b7a38	OMG TotalLy want that body!! <3
4fa23faf6416	172a82f9c431	Edward James Olmos to reprise his role as captain picard
2795d365c613	eef03cab9e62	I'll just go buy cigarettes
dc33a6e35f93	bad7fe536469	This is my birthday gift for you. I hope to see it hanging in your living room!
7b691aae8ae0	bc71003069ea	With this, nobody can stop me!
fa58138548c0	7884ddabd3ec	Hat in the cat strike back!
9407453ad34b	de60a7183cfa	First time posting, please be nice
ae45ce4e5030	945dee2035fd	Being john "Bowler Hat" Malkovich
731ecbfabc1a	b62182579a00	2pm and i'm not drunk yet
c4323518fb07	8959027151ec	I knew it would be a bad idea to go during the mating season
53e39cbb5c41	375d41d101e2	My tastes are very... singular
d44fc9183927	b3dbbb7c8424	Hey, what did you mortals do with my chariot?
3cb2dcc73c63	98e33b6f5ed7	Self Portrait: Complete.
1b45b54ea602	4af57518f617	Oh, Canada...
963b4d011719	dbbb4c13a884	uh... I think I'm going vegan.
b626b3cc1fce	cc5d4eaed406	... It's about ethics in games journalism.
0149585003bc	c19565ec0680	9 out of 10 scientists couldn't solve this equation
65af3098d5dd	049b130c59b5	>< ))*>
c1c09b3c772a	b7ad06307929	i can't form the words to describe such beauty
6d703adfe88c	0383e60b30c3	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
499c0ad9a9d0	62e698929a98	I'd take the stairs, but...
28d69bd85263	f652662b065b	Oh god is it still following me?
dc019b248515	2a328c6a26db	Tycoon Simulator 2015
1af95f627f5c	1653a2583cd2	Oh No! Not again!
45ba996b51c8	e670f8b1ba67	Belgium
c8aaba7516a0	f12910f29abb	I can jump that far!
715404024c4e	1a11c6c67047	#strangelyaroused
837cbb8eeec5	47353804e990	Yes, finally the proof I am looking for!
50fb68b32b74	443b5e53f4d8	Early stages of Giraffe evolution
1047ef2efbb4	4197a8b2f1cc	OMG Becky look at her butt
83646ad2de3e	7c0e30a28c3d	11 REASON TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WITH MID AIR SKaTEBOARD STUNTS
a6f9485aaeae	4256ea817e15	So i found this on my phone?
dab429a17d1e	ca2a6c7e9f86	check out my new sauron fanfic
033b26484b4f	bd4c7ec061c7	this could be improved by laser technology
c5c734e967d2	51c994821764	um no.
08cd23ef92df	37a27812b761	if you gaze long enough into the oscilloscope, the oscilloscope gazes back at you, longingly.
c51a9162ca27	fe2ac1816284	This caught my eye
8ab19982aa2d	e53c20bb80db	McDonald's 1 Dollar burger explained
73597589d1c9	4aedaf16c9ab	yes, your baby is beautiful
ef75b4b05f0f	a08adb381cb1	That makes me very angry...
0fba53254e80	b118618d0e13	Voynic Manuscript ain't got nothin' on this!
61f3fc4cb62a	48b8240a7ebf	diy abortion
1674aebf8a50	e780ea2c90d6	New amazon product
9fdab2945949	6f396a0a1b7c	food crisis strategy
77a401906c0d	20d163d05085	memories of me and my papa at the creek. life was so much simpler then...
67c1f9e1d01a	8f4e787dd1ae	I've found a new way to feed the poor
6f71d405bd07	09425afe75e5	we appear to have exhausted the low-hanging scientific fruit
3398c54ebb3c	7fd248e04d1d	There's a third bump, growing fast
e6980d616d3f	b4c2a2c21aa4	WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
334d48c09242	f80dc78c53cf	kang, do i look good in this?
3e1d1b314b35	6d3fc3b01eff	all I wanted was soup.
a227f8147297	d7b2b76fdd04	where do all the cheetos go
58e21c3fa9b8	219174de0d49	How much absinthe did you say was in this?
f7bd5a2a3bec	8f5681c34239	I forgot to get a plane
7709aca9e3da	4901836556b9	#livefeed #colonoscopy
e1dfaa246053	10c88ecb5e94	should i see a doctor about this?
9995edf27633	c0a9ca3690f5	if you got it, flaunt it
479a630f0a60	05b4175d28e1	could anyone help me find my contacts?
4acbf93ca917	0f39663919b2	Neil Degrasse Tyson is having a bit of an odd day.
505b9a643bbd	e3e871f34407	1 like = 1 respect 1 share = 15 respect 500 respect = 1 cool
dfd07683fb6a	e9e956c93ba6	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
e1e1359d6db5	0618e8f9378d	These two impress me every single day! #proudfather
d14d92f67802	09a481cc0bb3	Don't you know the Dewey decimal system!?!?!?!?
7e5364559c38	17915eae60bc	#teamplayer
930506056d3d	dc933d5fbb12	sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
2db969b99931	79dade814f0e	Tic Tac Toe, motherfucker
452281583d5d	37a7e818b728	funny how we type xoxoxo for kisses but oxoxox for an oxen stampede
fa51365dd92c	37e4f3e8bec9	Welp, we're done here.
574d4edf8a16	6946de9c432b	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
a227573171be	47b87ebe144c	That is not how you Ikea
ca863ce7f6d0	bc71003069ea	omfg who would wear that hat
f3d16d3a88b1	8fa1d484696a	about to die lol
770e6edfb409	ff2d6ce79c99	sup brah
413e5bf1cf70	0bdeb119f6e0	Dance contest! #YOLO
e3f5037bc25e	c01c40bc4676	they told me cat eyes would make me look good
757b6bf3c01d	b3e92f1b2488	real landscapes have curves
e29cadcbff9e	b0d8f71468bb	I would never have believed in atlas if I hadn't seen him for myself
1067df13cc2a	3faae50abfa9	If you hadn't invented it, it would have to exist.
498072afed3b	bcf14074faa6	CERN's soLUtion to a cut in funding.
53beb2ded3aa	8becb8a785f9	OOooommmm bop, bop bop bah boo whop
5d5adfe01d7f	69dea2b8bd26	I told him, that retracting flaps would destabilize plane, but he wouldn't listen
1f6adfc5e19a	99e1d025d47e	you are the jets beneath my wings
65b84a6318f7	cf55053f125f	Putin Putin in orbit
782c7f7b10ff	d736fd279548	This explains everything
7570a20b92c8	bc52e95506cb	This will require more delta-V than we expected.
4c1c027e00b7	7cf8b1287075	THis is a love/hate poem.
b4ac2ba0ee5b	ecb790b3409c	Piglet was not amused
6a84a84e317d	1ee46fe2aa65	Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
50aeb6679209	587e01f875ff	ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
918d6d60885c	91254334143f	And this, my dear, disproves the coriolis effect.
794e44845a50	49cdeb92ecf6	i'd like bacteria a lot more if they smiled.
8976d1318843	9d0371422f7c	In case you didn't know, that's an entire city running away. Buildings and all. You should run too.
006e43849282	de6f77a0d4dc	the dog scanned my homework
32e6d366e0ac	0c08ba927563	Aw, yisss!
fd83e8064cc4	2c4c5c27f981	New pet! #soadorable #imbleeding
21a72bec0db7	b9d5949f285a	The dress is black and white!
e2edcdc8c989	7504f42b612e	You lied to me.
269c186e0c48	64aec6aac29e	sTEP ONE CUT A HOLE IN THE BOX
386806970650	585e5d0517b5	I should not have tried those shrooms...
821b4ccf2e7d	49c9c3765947	nasa and the Post office collaborate on new postage stamp
f20a79fdf87b	fa57c6c5e546	conserve yours until the last possible second
74406d94be92	5d142ec5ff4d	...And then we decided it was time to leave
845265d2ad6d	5303e2f6e8b0	balloon ninja strikes again
87d7a77a03ed	8d107dd70e34	My hobby: pretending blank posts have content.
64ca58a46b3f	79dade814f0e	My new pony <3<3<3xoxo<3<3<3
c52cf7b1f195	000ec871f216	hello darkness my old friend
e7d9e5a60232	bec5ae9a11c3	Every day my damn cat makes this face
c23cd46d3bd6	65b7f500c5ee	Selfie with Benedict Cumberbatch
6978185a93ad	92b0b5a6f5e7	Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.
889e6121c940	945dee2035fd	i did not account for the flames
caf2bf8ec10c	134f2d23f936	gone fishing
eb68136844bf	59aba174c130	What in the hell was I thinking ?
2538fb35377a	fbf869179818	Listen, I wouldn't worry about that. . .
a635d8e4d99d	de147fc45936	Me, when I realised I hadn't packed any Messenger pigeons. Awkward!
4db9cfe08388	6d26a988015b	5th of November went too far this year
d68d7ecde1ee	1dd718c7e20d	my children will never understand me
b7e0b53f9c57	677c992b0b79	AGHHHHH
87966c4a682e	13e8c12da851	Your viewpoints offend my sensibilities. please change them.
b05734d01214	c9671f8f1811	I guess the cat didn't really want to go to the vet
ae3c25f33879	010bad314260	It's ALIVE!
06d99f142c08	b10305bc0eec	Come on and Slam!
a43d614bac1d	b35140be3d8a	Putin Putin in orbit
40be638ccf14	251cb75bfed3	Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
1cae906552f8	e23564e985fc	Pacman or ms.Pacman?
c748cf1a9e2b	95b971c3cde5	DUCK CONFUSED ABOUT DRESS COLOR, FEELING DEPRESSED
a2f12b3389db	02cd1184af7c	picture of my boyfriend
0325ae140c9a	66a7eb17d952	#comfortfood
5bdd4bf39e46	683e31f465af	This is so awsome! Picture of the year! So glad that I got that new camera!!!!!
d01755170612	dee56203e7d9	My nieghbor totoro loses his mind
bbe743c2aa99	f2272f4ed906	brokkolis and sweet potato, nice
6e01248bfa0f	9c744a798c2b	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
ab3a4c305892	d385b44277a8	He nailed it!
18352625f7fa	e53c20bb80db	Should i fall from grace?
258d2fb4a2f0	75112f9ce8d1	found this on google maps earlier.
d9eba0b167f5	6d3fc3b01eff	Bomber one on approach
1d28b7078127	fd4bab0c30e3	This trebuchet is set to self-destruct!
c5d03c2af4aa	89ec8c7e81be	Insert a turnip into the serial port.
169faac4b5ad	03fabcf11842	Straight outta compton
ff659a8303c5	f215e9833088	#cloudywithachanceofmeatballs
5b381536b922	42b45c70ab63	Who knows how to restart Windows 97? Help
99b9e5fca3a9	fcf9829a0289	The last thing you see before you die
321b062fe7d5	b71d2b588ffa	Dude! Dude? Dude.
1d2d502a61cf	9dd1b34179b8	Terms and conditions apply, actual product may vary
04ec5ad8b4d2	d0e8bbc0b9c9	In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king
7722408ed626	9e908c1e588b	Who came first?
9a41dae9959a	9cd76ca5646a	i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
44c401cb2ef3	ab85e27b7760	Ok, playing soccer in a snowstorm MIGHT not be the best idea ever
4adbee82bd2e	62e84e525fed	at last, validation
712f435be30b	b2986ed8bc68	Alan?
9a4814202a3d	5dabbc0d204e	Welcome to carrot facts. Did you know Carrots can improve your vision?
b7ffb6837572	de9799256792	why do we want to go to space if we're already in space
c3628a1bc51d	a43875abf9bb	"Oh Sword-chan" "Yes Gun-Kun?"
fd3bb4ddfbda	0f980ded561f	Fortunately this is posted on Google+, so nobody will ever see it.
631d903b3db0	0a383ab79273	visual from Most important meeting today
7b8fe9a3255d	416a214c5e51	I'm a bird lol
bd793931bf9b	aa1baf6dd6df	There is a whole other world in my navel
6fb5f662a884	3fe1cee150de	First day of school.
f8f5451433c0	ac459ea06674	Visual representation of Dubstep
a301d04c8e76	3630e827d3b0	Reblog to 500 people or your cat will die.
45d7ad2aa15f	8435d69fc621	Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair
5eab6a969f53	5f814d6725df	transformers, electrical devices that transfer energy between two or more circuits through electromagnetic induction
aeda11efbf30	d57e8cc21915	I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'D MAKE A GREAT PRESIDENT
ecd5151820b0	1e6b2657824a	Who needs the Chunnel?
ea67456f423f	179dbd8f7209	rofl
2c4cb6976c38	10c1d5425f48	lost, no gps. does anyone recognize this landmark?
fca70e2cdee0	bfe766b7ab8e	Now that I am an adult I can decide what that means.
c97a5b94735e	66a7eb17d952	Officer, You could arrest me, but just this once, let's Just Hug it Out.
463168df94ae	d71e39d587ea	Gravedigging time
c9fb52672ce6	b3fd15c6ef49	Do the Harlem Shake
7ab58f8fcee9	8fa29f2c3b55	That's too much, man!
402db323289d	ecab86e87dfd	they told me cat eyes would make me look good
3313066c69f1	29559414abc8	Hey, it's windows 7 again!
7dbbb094f4eb	8e249d5ebd4f	thats what she said
dd2dc2c470d9	8e249d5ebd4f	I fixed it guys
abe5a1de2106	22d38bd088f3	On what planet is this an acceptable shade tree? #Goaway
0a7c42d04dda	2f504fa6b560	My elephant is disgruntled with your food service
e5b54e7b8c20	f76a9c1c18a3	I thought it was a good idea at the time
ff2423a9cd52	654bbc9c2f25	...monsters from the id...
8a7b9e8b98e3	8828788976ac	▒☺▒
1ca7183e5899	3f6ca5506d41	get your ass to mars
b4180a0e26a2	8c14620c97ab	#selfie #nomakeup #nofilter
9a527ff09b4c	379ea8975719	My roommate ordered pizza - I didn't save him any.
15d497a292b9	85e0c52e34c9	At that moment, something snapped.
cfdd0d4aab06	1517d1c49c37	do you reckon i can feed this to my pet spider?
fc5f56150d65	7b6d6ac883c8	How Else dID you think they make Toothpicks?
6ecbb2c4fc32	cd4373c68bb4	A delicate pear
9c3dfce9793f	557c339bd830	And thus, the polar carrot displaced the earth.
5122a2ac52c4	3e378fe3e0a5	no one ever suspected the shovel
1a393a978bbf	61e1d3187ec4	I say: nuts to that!
48317a947196	79463e5aed81	Help! HELP! I need an adult
4c5c507de081	3f4cb185b4aa	my friend posing while a plane flies by
56ea4e7762ce	fe4cc0126964	they had no idea the damage they had done
b34ff3a210c9	b6cd35e6beab	THE BEES!!!!!
bf0fc77da54c	a40295449b86	Walrus!
5a04cbdd5c5e	dfd278a3889b	Thorax Cluster
d719c6795cd2	542298d741b7	Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
c3d2c11e9584	51bc9c2d18f8	A job so boring a bird could do it
56c5496fc65c	efdc4ed8a11e	Fish hooks REALLY REALLY HURT
41c9d9b977d7	9518a7177d7f	New false color imagery from mars curiousity
7ca2fbc34869	57498405462f	what has begun cannot be undone. God and devil alike has forsaken us.
bbdd46eb7bf8	5e3a6f0a97df	picture proof that alien invasion is real! #thanksobama
aa9364a4042b	c3595c6146c3	got to meet with charlie sheen
de574236887a	bb8cf07016d9	Aesthetic.
e9a4df774888	01ce84c015b0	Guys, this picture is awful
74a583d5694b	892bc2bbd3e6	The answer is blowing in the wind...
80db6e09d335	ba12456cb80d	When in doubt, just blow on it!
3b8f19a5d64b	cb75a888b3f1	Lemons don't smell like cheese when you burn them.
bbf09b4f6f56	98fc754ed92b	The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.
3b73a13fb6df	2999e093cf0e	The metric system costs thousands of lives each year
dc691018bf42	5e248b165c6c	Doctor whheeeeeeeeee
f7a296ddbf2f	cac3bd57f24c	Get that camera out of my face!
535ad6cc60e9	a7c35dac0e8e	Luuunch-Tiiiiiime
999822ddda9f	98d4e0fa74a6	Copernicus: The early years
50aff49efd80	aa40d23c63f2	Still no martians
887db5342a55	295ba903b9f0	I EXPECT YOU TO SAY 'OW OW OW,' MR. BOND
0098f5a52034	212085ad2af5	The man leaned in close, and that was when she discovered he had clockwork eyes!
84fe01e8dc95	22ca9362bda8	I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
b17d326052ab	3a01b14401e1	So... the other day, I was minding my own business...you'll never guess what happened next!
c63b5a5258c2	502e98256e3a	All that fiber finally kicked in, now i conquer #Ukraine#putin#buddies
408d02b1077f	2a1f33aed846	I CHOOSE YOU!
7a8efc6115f3	09ca4e467013	#notallmen
e951c74f2700	8c3f74a1ba7a	day 3: the turnip still refuses to break up on re-entry
0c951e3b23ca	15e0a09ec3a5	welcome to Argentina
04ef95e1aaac	a30345528883	you're not as good at this as you think you are.
1a3130b3bce1	3303a3961e6c	I was going to eat it, but then I found Out It had Gluten
cd8edeb5eec4	f28bfae2260b	not sure whether or not to tip him
08408171acf0	f8be09fdfea1	Skydiving #photobomb #shark #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
765272df7f76	e2dffdd62ace	Brittish think tank
c24bcd754bc7	4aeeb94908ca	#Long_Exposure
981d9d4b0929	360ff8e387e3	Where do I plug this in?
586352c82766	fe82a33ffaa3	Where do I plug this in?
0b1fcecd1fb3	a7c35dac0e8e	Time time time time
e32aedda057b	92333070570d	FUCK NOT AGAIN
64cfdbede617	96d63024371a	new member of the family
60eb20446336	0bdeb119f6e0	man it's hot today
77ef48b05bb9	c4752ceae387	Grandma's new boyfriend is a keeper!
dd157d5d9c5e	e2e1a1cc4c97	Ramen is squishy and soft
31add2d79475	233c927fcb31	The dark helps me see in the carrots
0f5e2c7df1c2	672ef33f2dd2	captcha: Enter picture description
469ba81311ce	9c311536d1a4	thank you for restoring my faith in the justice system
09983145631c	38b111244701	Sunrise over the La brea tar pits! #majestic
367e16dac83a	77ed0a75923a	'Murica, hell yeah!
ad10acb37bfc	b18f4833dfc9	Life is a matter of perspective, really.
db492dc752e1	2c13fb98dd2f	Hasbro's new product targets both the small girl and the adult male demographics.
6228bc7e3d79	24039adfde43	Whale Selfie!
f416c12e1001	3edb0cf4af16	breakfast in 'merica
c345e496684f	f565581780cd	I hear someone yelling at me... i have no idea why
cf3fd76b47c4	fde50ce0de4a	I trained him to do this, but now he won't stop.
4c99514db9d3	83aee66830ba	Pac-man's missing piece
171967c6726b	4c487298214a	Danger: low clearance
8ad9c0b65129	4b18d3d276c6	The top half of his face looked exactly like this, officer
4b7971d885dd	9132fcca1e40	every breath you take, every move you make
01245fc291e6	83aee66830ba	Picked this up at the thrift shop
80dc6da635e3	13e7f7b6f27d	PROOF THE MOON LANDING WAS A HOAX!!11!1!11!one
d22c5153047f	fe2099a3d7da	best snowman ever!
6589d713d37f	f23b28dce404	#Long_Exposure
e3fbae1c060e	05f68e495551	i think it's working now, ask me anything
99b28b5a3c59	8b6278674dd8	Max gentleman
ee96c2d97c20	0eb151241b5b	The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
8196a3c5a411	ea70881bd416	Come back! We aren't really going to eat you!
5d8ec3412c84	7aff78b9668c	Who's that Pokémon?
bf50411c965d	721fde3c43af	All these science spheres are made out of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos.
09d4da5d0848	991f9cbfe479	Worst roomMate Ever
a14bb8168add	eda21a85ca77	photobombed by a bird trying to take a picture of a bird
c804e22caf4b	4f7177764f53	Bird seed companies HATE him
1d71da11a2ab	971c2d33c5fb	Northrop Grumman has released the world's first Macrowave Oven. Enclosed in this prototype is the entire nation of iran.
9dd9156198d2	22540389e125	The hills are alive!
f45c2cfd3aff	14b3597bc0b4	What are you, a dictionary?
97bf3201b39c	23a479acc2e4	This elevator has no 'down'!
d8be12fe6b93	9f4960cfd90f	the only people for me are the mad ones
b4a2bd3187c4	4a05b122a05d	I don't see how sniffing this globe will help my complexion, but I'll try anything at this point.
dec80a710c27	0f3b58223a06	i donna think it means what you think it means
8b537eeffc68	0a925e516dfd	Maybe "Sandworm Petting Zoo" was a bad idea.
5ad471dc671b	33ace19cf756	my edvard munch housen syndrome is acting up
57aa0112b35a	2b2caabfe097	MY GIRL'S SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT WAS A BLAST!
8c14997681bc	9edb74dc8efa	Take my money!
93617a500ebc	2e3dccfd295e	Why potato why?
221f622007d4	909d705e6e2a	An eight-stringed octopus?
1975b480a68c	fd45299fc6cf	Maybe they should have put the gun control check point outside the building...
0bf629be6bb2	79dade814f0e	I immediately regret eating that
6874c6f515d9	7b8dd1fa9b09	someone take this banana off my face
48ad55e2eaf4	f7ef871ae43b	♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
c8fcfc898558	60cd9ebbef56	straight out of the hacker's jargon file!
a8df799a42ba	b6679d70703d	I'll never fit in!
b05b4331a621	023c6bdfcfd4	THEy said it was "futuristic" and "useful"
2c60229b60f0	c5fb86da0605	i hate you. die in a fire.
2a278d2b152e	15e0a09ec3a5	if democracy fails you can count on stalin!
276e510d7187	1834cd25085e	The world isn't Flat, it's Sharp
197a9434b800	dec3accb53be	the dark side of the moon, amirite?
36a1fe4bb358	28241826b9bd	so much for your "Democracy"
ab369cb8d4b8	d097dc8ab169	George was a good little monkey, and always very curious.
dc30f2640027	7fec1582cad0	proof that we didn't actually land on the moon. Americans are sheep
7d610491b038	77e3f2fbd5ad	Copernicus: The early years
0490029a63e2	a1fffc52f48c	Just not myself today.
f7753aea95bb	14053e865b0a	Trebuchet-launched into a skyscraper...
b6504e86ce88	b92aeeeed247	Another one bites the dust
30d77f05dece	48f44fdc4a98	i'm so funny and original
a37015af0c94	c1b63cd5b99b	Who is the latest person to be offended by "duck Dynasty"
a1b9626dc791	4a70b4d650f6	The one true way
029467ea706b	09ba72e7bfe7	Note 2: Use a frozen potato
c542bd7c9f94	d7b2b76fdd04	and a bluetooth made of pretzel sticks
5325944d404d	ee4ae89cd080	our ballistic artillery now come with advanced fire-control systems
2a24b82adf10	0bdeb119f6e0	Just another standard morning coffee
8c9f01ed9aab	c9202b124ccf	the rest is darkness and decay
b1bf4d0a483f	a75a2c284bd1	H̪̬͚̲̥̠̗̻̿ͦͧ̂͟E͚̞͋͛ ͕͇̦̻͓̻̳́ͫ͌̆͌̽C̢̊ͯ͏̵̣͈̣̯̯͔O͚̲͓͎̟̳̱͐̊̈̽ͪ̓ͪ͞M͖͔̗̮̎̈́͑̏͡È̸̝̹̲̍ͦͤͦ̋̎̀͞ͅS̢̫̮͙̟̭̀̿͜
a62666a5a704	6894d4b327f3	look into my eyes, look deep into my eyes.
ec9f606cc542	203bd0707528	Gotta catch em all.
f32c9e3ff9f2	5303e2f6e8b0	Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing
7212b1d2e71e	f8dbccef9e21	keep on truckin...
e3eaa981d020	abaa739cc985	i found this ancient manuscript. can anyone translate it?
6f9abf88542f	f6298c1c3134	i don't even remember taking this pic!
15cfce41b3f7	37087ed65a51	Homo helicopteris captured in bali
e0c0fc8f0974	7c25ce7a02e4	Only way to be sure #nukefromorbit
7eb56cd631de	7b6d6ac883c8	this is for all you haters who said i'd never make it as a conductor.
ec22fa701bae	e45ce7bb2e95	This is exactly what you think it is
0ba328ca41b2	097417f82396	Since the Droste Incident, federal regulations have prohibited these types of experiments.
b2055ce87e65	8676e54b93d9	I 'M out of the acorn
a910d0e67736	01b4a4a15226	New neighbor treats me like an idiot. "Does your species really exclude sustainability from economics?" smh
69706553e833	9a13a2c126dd	Oh God! It's happening again!
fb57fcc0e679	147c94f77bfe	Meet fluffy, just showed up at my door one night
6eba28780318	cca33f6e1445	Gentlemen. If you find it you are set for life.
2c5fa131bcfe	5478015d1184	in an ideal vacuum, at what point does this fish realize it's going to die?
d765651371b5	d2535e89e433	My roomba is slower than normal
5d10108d4a3e	6d1126291656	Attracted to black holes, HELP!
781813c8010f	62e84e525fed	SINgle mom discovers incredible way to overthrow capitalism. you won't believe it!
9fe8be31eb00	b6534ec9a50b	It's the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
7489143488f1	e302410146b2	I broke the etch & sketch
7e4a579e0d2c	5e248b165c6c	Bonehenge
73eaf524eaa8	74ad6d008b46	I never get a space ship, I never get anything!
d5dfa3564db3	58ee3a017008	I'd call this experiment a success.
e64ccc51a58a	0d234ec67c43	Birdwatching is an exhausting affair, especially when the birds fight back
06b6a332dea8	e21406b7151b	does anyone know how to get rid of eye worms?
75a3dbc514f9	d7b2b76fdd04	This is the last hetero-normative domino Game i plan to attend
145bce52769a	5dabbc0d204e	Freedom in a nutshell.
b3e9d2eb74fb	dcb43a4fed87	I found this on my arm when I woke up this morning. Can anyone tell me what it is?!
f3d156b7a9b0	a6ce92184aac	When he keeps trying to talk to you...
fa84de97553b	f39499924378	Dispatch, I'm not Really Sure we have a Violation Number for this one
a3c212554a5e	92812705ada0	Robert'); Drop Table students;--
73353c9733e0	379ea8975719	#Canadian internet #price gouging
2f5de972e210	9f252e164423	Stupid Bird!
22837009f52f	a0a0157f5ab6	Welp, there's your problem
4a939501e71a	2cd492f68159	found this at a novelty store
5aba5cb2a54d	4b06a0167e25	These hoof warmers are incredibly comfortable!
9eefdb51464c	6dd99ea7d04d	This song describes me perfectly
50c84d13aac2	cb9525b45a5d	Look man, it's never gonna happen
5f9a4e097401	5887b2af9571	tHis is not what i was looking for
3a1e74ccb805	7674ce347621	Who wants an omelette?
2a74053f680d	42c543846428	Oh god is it still following me?
56d5cb693591	47f2f37822e2	The Moon Will Eat What it will
890eab9442fd	b15624b39699	Stop! Hammer time!