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>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
 
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
 
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?
 
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?
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==The CUNNY oath==
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Repeat after me:
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I swear that I will dedicate myself to tiny immature cunny for the rest of my life.
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I know that my rightful place as a gemson is inside tight child pussies.
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I swear that I will never have sex with a post-wall granny.
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I know that my big white cock overwhelms their senses.
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I swear that I will never let a single drop of cunny juice go wasted.
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I know that cunny is superior, and that it is only right for me to claim these underdeveloped wombs.
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I will have sex with my little sister, her friends, and my daughter. And I will enjoy it.
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If a JB needs her clit sucked, I will be there for her.
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If a JB needs cum inside her too, I will give myself up to her.
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As long as I live, I will be a addicted to cunny.
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This is my oath as a cunnyCHAD.

Revision as of 18:31, 1 June 2022

>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?

>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about. >You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.

  • loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*

>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...? >Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

The CUNNY oath

Repeat after me:

I swear that I will dedicate myself to tiny immature cunny for the rest of my life. I know that my rightful place as a gemson is inside tight child pussies. I swear that I will never have sex with a post-wall granny. I know that my big white cock overwhelms their senses. I swear that I will never let a single drop of cunny juice go wasted. I know that cunny is superior, and that it is only right for me to claim these underdeveloped wombs. I will have sex with my little sister, her friends, and my daughter. And I will enjoy it. If a JB needs her clit sucked, I will be there for her. If a JB needs cum inside her too, I will give myself up to her. As long as I live, I will be a addicted to cunny. This is my oath as a cunnyCHAD.