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The comic starts a small flow chart with "This seems to be taking longer than usual." It then presents two alternative continuations of the sentence, which radically alter the interpretation of the starting sentence, resulting in humor.
 
The comic starts a small flow chart with "This seems to be taking longer than usual." It then presents two alternative continuations of the sentence, which radically alter the interpretation of the starting sentence, resulting in humor.
  
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"This seems to be taking longer than usual" is an error message displayed by {{w|Gmail}} (see [https://support.google.com/mail/troubleshooter/2753861?hl=en here]) and other software, for example {{w|Disqus}}, (see [https://help.disqus.com/customer/portal/articles/1410995-troubleshooting-common-error-messages here]). We realize the allusion to Gmail by the first continuation, "Try reloading Gmail if the problem persists".
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"This seems to be taking longer than usual" is an error message displayed by {{w|Gmail}} (see [https://support.google.com/mail/troubleshooter/2753861?hl=en here] and other software, for example {{w|Disqus}}, see [https://help.disqus.com/customer/portal/articles/1410995-troubleshooting-common-error-messages here]. We realize the allusion to Gmail by the first continuation, "Try reloading Gmail if the problem persists".
  
 
In the second continuation, "Maybe we should just go to bed", the opening instead refers to a person suffering from {{w|Sexual dysfunction|sexual performance anxiety}}, taking "longer than usual" to achieve either {{w|orgasm}} or {{w|erection}}, probably despite considerable efforts of their partner. Often such frustration then becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy that renders orgasm/erection virtually impossible by ruining the mood. In such situations it is likely that one or the other partner becomes frustrated and gives up, suggesting "let's go to bed" instead of 'pointlessly' continuing the sexual activity.
 
In the second continuation, "Maybe we should just go to bed", the opening instead refers to a person suffering from {{w|Sexual dysfunction|sexual performance anxiety}}, taking "longer than usual" to achieve either {{w|orgasm}} or {{w|erection}}, probably despite considerable efforts of their partner. Often such frustration then becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy that renders orgasm/erection virtually impossible by ruining the mood. In such situations it is likely that one or the other partner becomes frustrated and gives up, suggesting "let's go to bed" instead of 'pointlessly' continuing the sexual activity.

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