In the '80s, computer sciences in general were far out of the public eye and rapidly advancing for the niche group who did work with it. As such, programming became complex very quickly, leading to its current state of being "arcane bullshit" (understood by few; mysterious or secret).
This comic could also be a reference to OOP (Object Oriented Programming). Although the idea of OOP was around as early as the 1950's, it was not implemented in a widespread fashion until the 1990's. OOP is a program design method in which each step a program must complete is laid out separately inside the code. This makes the readability and repair-ability of the code MUCH better than the previous method called spaghetti code.
Spaghetti coding is a programming method in which the program tasks are done in one long continuous block of code. This may not sound too horrible at first, but programs must often call on a particular task multiple times. With OOP coding, this is done by simply calling on the separate step. In spaghetti code, this involves jumping backwards in the program to a specific step that is not clearly marked in the program.
To give non-programmers (and programmers who haven't had to deal with spaghetti code) an idea of how difficult it is to work with spaghetti code, imagine a Choose Your Own Adventure book...with no formatting. Not only is each sentence of the book difficult to read, but so are the choices. When offered a choice in the book, you would be directed to go to page 90 and start on the 141st word on the page.
As such, few people are willing to try to surpass the massive barrier to learning. This group is on the left. To the right are people who have so much skill to program, they spend most of their time developing kernels (base systems) rather than actually doing anything, either looking for a challenge or employed for this exact purpose.
In the center is Cueball, presumably representing Randall, who has learned enough to try and fix code, but not enough for his fixes to actually work.
As programs age, they often lose support from the initial project head and die out, no longer supported on new computers. So, as the title text says, learning more coding from the '90s and after is necessary for also breaking everyone else's computers.
This could also be a comment on hacking and the advent of the internet and the technologies behind that (TCP/IP, HTML, CSS, PHP...) being 90s/2000s. Computers in the 80s were typically stand alone so what you are learning can only be applied to your machine. To break everyone else's you need to understand networking.
I was obsessively refreshing XKCD and the new comic popped up. Then I did the same on ExplainXKCD to make an explanation. Here's my first rough-draft attempt. Papayaman1000 (talk) 13:34, 22 April 2016 (UTC)
Your explanation confuses OOP with structured programming.
Svorkoetter (talk) 15:03, 22 April 2016 (UTC)
Developing a kernel is not the same as compiling a kernel. You would, for example, rebuild a Linux kernel after you've added a module, or changed some parameters. Also, the purpose of object-oriented programming is not to solve the problem of spaghetti code. (That problem was solved by structured programming.) It's to enforce principles of abstraction, information hiding and modularity.
Krishnanp (talk) 15:20, 22 April 2016 (UTC)
I modified the explanation on OOP to include Structured & Procedural language code and briefly described the 80's era of low level languages.
Digital_Night (talk) 15:41, 22 April 2016 (UTC)
OK, I rewrote the kernel compiling explanation to explain why someone would recompile a 80's era kernel. Modular kernels sure are nice!
Digital night (talk) 15:50, 22 April 2016 (UTC)
Could this be a reference to the large amount of open-source projects using C (an arcane bull* language from the 70s/80s that need 10000 lines ./configure scripts to work) ? 22.214.171.124 16:38, 22 April 2016 (UTC)
T.M.I. 126.96.36.199 18:54, 22 April 2016 (UTC)
I think this comic refers to keeping or fixing 30 over year old programs and their "bs" factor. At which the most extreme will be something like gentoo where you have to compile everything first before doing anything productive. (Sorry gentoo users didnt meant to start a flame war) 188.8.131.52 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
- While installing applications on gentoo takes longer because it's being compiled, it's the time of the COMPUTER. You can do something else while it's compiling. -- Hkmaly (talk) 14:16, 23 April 2016 (UTC)
I'm afraid the explanation misses the point completely ... Rather than excursion to programming techniques and languages, the sociology behind that should be focused on. Programmers were considered mages (hence "arcane", or do I get the meaning of it wrong, not being native speaker?), and don't forget also that 80's were the time when the GNU project started. The title text then may refer to changing standards in (released) software quality - I remember my ZX Spectrum crashing because of overheating, but not because of software problems. And its system was written in assembler that is kinda badmouthed by the current version of the explanation, in favour of sophisticated languages. Then, with DOS, a problem emerged from time to time, but not a big deal. Then, with Windows 95, the system crashed daily ... Nowadays, programmers just throw their bullshit code on users, and break "everyone else's computer", also thanks to Internet etc. It has very little to do with programming language choice and jumps/gotos. - 184.108.40.206 06:58, 23 April 2016 (UTC)
- Agree, the "breaking everyone else's computer" is definitely about low code quality. It's true than programming with "goto" is harder, but maybe that was the reason only people who known how to program was doing it. Nowadays, everyone thinks he can program, but based on number of bugs it's obviously not true. -- Hkmaly (talk) 14:16, 23 April 2016 (UTC)
The current explanation completely misses the point and honestly should be taken down -- no offense to the original writer. Arcane BS here means "wizard-like stuff" in the sense of what programmers do which is different from what users would do. Where regular users just buy a computer and never open it, the arcane programmer might just actually open the computer and start swapping parts in and out, with or without a precise grasp on what s/he's doing. Same goes on the software part where a user might just run Windows in the 80s since it comes off-the-shelf and one never modifies it, whereas the arcane programmer might go through the effort of installing a UNIX-like system such as Minix and recompile the kernel to adjust parameters, add new modules, all of which involve complicated command lines that look like insane arcane magic to normal users. This is what is called "hacking" in the sense of the original meaning of the work "hacker" as you can find in The Jargon File and that work "hacking" really meant tinkering -- the word "cracker" was coined after misuse of the former by the media.
It was tinkering for the sole purpose of tinkering, which is why the comics says this accomplishes nothing. It is however an excellent way to learn how computers really work, something, again, that normal end-users don't care for, thus the "arcane" aspect.
Also note that in the 80's there was no Linux (the project started in 1991) and no GNU (the project started in the mid 80s with the manifesto but GNU had no kernel at first till it got combined with Linux to form the now-ubiquitous GNU/Linux.)
The tag line is easily explained: nowaday hacking (tinkering) on Linux is a common thing; the arcane hacking happens at the secops level. Ralfoide (talk) 17:02, 23 April 2016 (UTC)
The bullshit is a reference to the whole stack of all software. Back in the 1980's, it was still possible for completely new software architectures to be started. GNU, NT, BSD, X-Windows, NeXTSTEP, C++, all started in the 1980's, all still dominant in some way. And it is all bullshit. Slow, insecure, badly architected, and we can't fix it without breaking everything. Heck, Windows 10 is still releasing security updates for kernel vulnerabilities in its font renderer, and Linux is bloating from its multitude of new features and its No Breaking Applications rule. X-Windows has a whole lot of vestigial functionality that nobody uses anymore, and lacks functionality that its own maintainers want to use, but its successor Wayland is taking a long time to come into use.
BeOS showed what you could do for performance if you ignored backwards compatibility with backwards architectures, but it was too little, too late, and not designed for a networked world. Also, BeOS and its poorly funded open-source imitator Haiku are written in C++, and not C++14, at that.
Since we all have limited time and money to deal with bullshit, we just keep using it. Decade 220.127.116.11 21:46, 23 April 2016 (UTC)
So, as someone who's taken like one course on Python ever, I'd like to offer my perspective on what I think your average "dumb person" wants to know. It's not the details of how programming in the 40's worked - all that does is reinforce the fact that it's "Arcane Bullshit", which is pretty obvious because every language is pretty close to arcane bullshit. It's more about why it's funny (or possible) to get break more things with a better understanding of code. The current explanation provides about two sentences on that - which helps ("okay, so you wouldn't even try if you're not familiar"), but I still feel like I'm missing something. Is it a programmer trope that people try to fix things and blow things up (like in XKCD 349)? 18.104.22.168 18:27, 24 April 2016 (UTC)
- Not REALLY, no. It's more that anyone who has programmed more than a little can quickly see how long and complex programs can get, especially if it was good enough and functional enough to still be around 30 years later to be getting such an update. Then, looking through the code like this, unless you programmed it in the first place, you likely would have to learn both the language AND this particular code at the same time. It's a monumental task that even an experienced and talented programmer could easily miss something (or get something wrong), at which point Murphy's Law takes over and makes sure the mistake turns out to be a doozy. :) Sometimes I've looked at programs i wrote myself 25 years ago, and it looks completely foreign to me, even though I wrote it myself, alone! - Niceguy1 22.214.171.124 03:58, 27 April 2016 (UTC) I finally signed up! This comment is mine. NiceGuy1 (talk) 09:49, 9 June 2017 (UTC)
As a bullshit programmer (55 years, FORTRAN) who loathes Java with a vengeance I'd like to point out that OOP merely relocated the bullshit to the classes interplay. Any program that doesn't have to navigate a rocket to the moon or suchlike I could write in FORTRAN with 10% of code and time.
126.96.36.199 20:42, 26 April 2016 (UTC)
This is a one panel comic. The explanation should not be thi long. Lackadaisical (talk) 13:39, 14 May 2016 (UTC)
I believe this is the last comic to use this much profanity. Correct me if I'm wrong.188.8.131.52 20:10, 29 November 2019 (UTC)