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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
:[A terminal screen; the background is black and the text is white.]
 
:[A terminal screen; the background is black and the text is white.]
<div style="background-color:black;color:white;white-space:pre-wrap;font-family:monospace;padding: 0 2em;max-width:50em;">
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:{| class="wikitable"
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|style="background-color:black;"|<font color="white">
 
;NAME
 
;NAME
 
:blerp
 
:blerp
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;SYNOPSIS
 
;SYNOPSIS
 
:blerp {[ OPTION | ARGS ]...[ ARGS ... -f [FLAGS] ...}
 
:blerp {[ OPTION | ARGS ]...[ ARGS ... -f [FLAGS] ...}
 
:blerp {... DIRECTORY ... URL | BLERP} OPTIONS ] -{}
 
:blerp {... DIRECTORY ... URL | BLERP} OPTIONS ] -{}
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;DESCRIPTION
 
;DESCRIPTION
 
:blerp FILTERS LOCAL OR REMOTE FILES OR RESOURCES USING PATTERNS DEFINED BY ARGUMENTS AND ENVIRONMENT VARIABLES. THIS BEHAVIOR CAN BE ALTERED BY VARIOUS FLAGS.
 
:blerp FILTERS LOCAL OR REMOTE FILES OR RESOURCES USING PATTERNS DEFINED BY ARGUMENTS AND ENVIRONMENT VARIABLES. THIS BEHAVIOR CAN BE ALTERED BY VARIOUS FLAGS.
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;OPTIONS
 
;OPTIONS
:-a     ATTACK MODE
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:{|
:-b     SUPPRESS BEES
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! scope="row" | -a
:-—     FLAGS USE EM DASHES
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| ATTACK MODE
:-c     COUNT NUMBER OF ARGUMENTS
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|-
:-d     PIPES OUTPUT TO DEBUG.EXE
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! scope="row" | -b
:-D     DEPRECATED
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| SUPPRESS BEES
:-e     EXECUTE SOMETHING
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|-
:-f     FUN MODE
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! scope="row" | -—
:-g     USE GOOGLE
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| FLAGS USE EM DASHES
:-h     CHECK WHETHER INPUT HALTS
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|-
:-i     IGNORE CASE (LOWER)
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! scope="row" | -c
:-I     IGNORE CASE (UPPER)
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| COUNT NUMBER OF ARGUMENTS
:-jk     KIDDING
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|-
:-n     BEHAVIOR NOT DEFINED
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! scope="row" | -d
:-o     OVERWRITE
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| PIPES OUTPUT TO DEBUG.EXE
:-O     OPPOSITE DAY
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|-
:-p     SET TRUE POPE; ACCEPTS "ROME" OR "AVIGNON"
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! scope="row" | -D
:-q     QUIET MODE; OUTPUT IS PRINTED TO STDOUT INSTEAD OF BEING SPOKEN ALOUD
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| DEPRECATED
:-r     RANDOMIZE ARGUMENTS
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|-
:-R     RUN RECURSIVELY ON <nowiki>http://*</nowiki>
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! scope="row" | -e
:-s     FOLLOW SYMBOLIC LINKS SYMBOLICALLY
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| EXECUTE SOMETHING
:-S     STEALTH MODE
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|-
:-t     TUMBLE DRY
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! scope="row" | -f
:-u     UTF-8 MODE; OTHERWISE DEFAULTS TO ANSEL
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| FUN MODE
:-U     UPDATE (DEFAULT: FACEBOOK)
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|-
:-v     VERBOSE; ALIAS TO find / -exec cat {}
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! scope="row" | -g
:-V     SET VERSION NUMBER
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| USE GOOGLE
:-y     YIKES
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|-
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! scope="row" | -h
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| CHECK WHETHER INPUT HALTS
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|-
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! scope="row" | -i
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| IGNORE CASE (LOWER)
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|-
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! scope="row" | -I
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| IGNORE CASE (UPPER)
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|-
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! scope="row" | -jk
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| KIDDING
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|-
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! scope="row" | -n
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| BEHAVIOR NOT DEFINED
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|-
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! scope="row" | -o
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| OVERWRITE
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|-
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! scope="row" | -O
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| OPPOSITE DAY
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|-
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! scope="row" | -p
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| SET TRUE POPE; ACCEPTS "ROME" OR "AVIGNON"
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|-
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! scope="row" | -q
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| QUIET MODE; OUTPUT IS PRINTED TO STDOUT INSTEAD OF BEING SPOKEN ALOUD
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|-
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! scope="row" | -r
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| RANDOMIZE ARGUMENTS
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|-
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! scope="row" | -R
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| RUN RECURSIVELY ON <nowiki>http://*</nowiki>
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|-
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! scope="row" | -s
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| FOLLOW SYMBOLIC LINKS SYMBOLICALLY
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|-
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! scope="row" | -S
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| STEALTH MODE
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|-
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! scope="row" | -t
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| TUMBLE DRY
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|-
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! scope="row" | -u
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| UTF-8 MODE; OTHERWISE DEFAULTS TO ANSEL
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|-
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! scope="row" | -U
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| UPDATE (DEFAULT: FACEBOOK)
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|-
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! scope="row" | -v
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| VERBOSE; ALIAS TO find / -exec cat {}
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|-
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! scope="row" | -V
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| SET VERSION NUMBER
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|-
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! scope="row" | -y
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| YIKES
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|}
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;SEE ALSO
 
;SEE ALSO
 
:blerp(1), blerp(3), blirb(8), blarb(51) blorp(501)(c)(3)
 
:blerp(1), blerp(3), blirb(8), blarb(51) blorp(501)(c)(3)
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;BUG REPORTS
 
;BUG REPORTS
 
:<nowiki>http://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/47744-Hemiptera</nowiki>
 
:<nowiki>http://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/47744-Hemiptera</nowiki>
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;COPYRIGHT
 
;COPYRIGHT
 
:GPL(2)(3+) CC-BY/5.0 RV 41.0 LIKE GECKO/BSD 4(2) OR BEST OFFER
 
:GPL(2)(3+) CC-BY/5.0 RV 41.0 LIKE GECKO/BSD 4(2) OR BEST OFFER
</div>
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</font>
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|}
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==

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