1756: I'm With Her

What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD Greetings! Quandale Dingle here. My cousin Henry Dinglenut got arrested for putting TNT in a daycare center. (WHAT THE FUCK??) I put a camera in Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop. (WHAT????) My Asian brother, Quanliling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died. Hey, Quandale Dingle here. I just escaped prison and staying at Juandale Pringle's house. As I was running away from cops, I fell and scraped some of my foreskin off. A guy named Garfield Jenson bit me over in the shower while I was in prison. My baby momma Shiniqua Inderson told me to pay child support so I gave my baby to a creepy old guy, What's up guys, it's Quandele Dingle here I have been arrested for multiple crimes Including battery on police officer (what) Grand theft, declaring war on Italy, and public indecency I will be escaping prison on March 28th After that I will take over the world Greetings, Quandele Dingle here My cousin Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut Got arrested for putting a TNT in a daycare center (what the fuck) Put a camera on Joe Biden's bathroom and watched him take a poop (what) My Asian brother Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died Hey fellas it's Quandele Dingle here I put perks on Vladimir Putin's drink And he went to bed for a really long time I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer (herrrrr) I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head My goofy ah friend, Jamarious Quandele Dingle tried to eat my but during Ramadhan