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The first option is overly technical to the extreme, to the point where Outside Cueball is effectively giving Inside Cueball an in-depth lesson on common health advice during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Being overly technical is a common trope among xkcd comics -- in particular, Outside Cueball's fervent insistence that he made a spreadsheet so he doesn't "overthink every minor decision" is disproved by (a) the fact that he made a spreadsheet (cf. [[1445: Efficiency]]) and (b) the events of [[2330: Acceptable Risk]]. The second option that is presented is the most reasonable of the three, being an expression of reasonable concern, and a polite refusal to enter. The last option is simplified to the extreme, and successfully insults the owner of the building while still expressing a desire to avoid coming inside. The title text appears to be a continuation of the last panel. In it, someone, presumably Cueball, compares themselves to a vampire, because folklore has it that vampires cannot enter a building without permission. However, the speaker has no interest in coming inside, despite any invitations that they may have, whereas vampires usually ''want'' to come inside to drain the occupants' blood.  Some vampires will even take measures to trick an invitation out of a hesitant "host", which is something that would be unthinkable to Outside Cueball under the COVID circumstances.
 
The first option is overly technical to the extreme, to the point where Outside Cueball is effectively giving Inside Cueball an in-depth lesson on common health advice during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Being overly technical is a common trope among xkcd comics -- in particular, Outside Cueball's fervent insistence that he made a spreadsheet so he doesn't "overthink every minor decision" is disproved by (a) the fact that he made a spreadsheet (cf. [[1445: Efficiency]]) and (b) the events of [[2330: Acceptable Risk]]. The second option that is presented is the most reasonable of the three, being an expression of reasonable concern, and a polite refusal to enter. The last option is simplified to the extreme, and successfully insults the owner of the building while still expressing a desire to avoid coming inside. The title text appears to be a continuation of the last panel. In it, someone, presumably Cueball, compares themselves to a vampire, because folklore has it that vampires cannot enter a building without permission. However, the speaker has no interest in coming inside, despite any invitations that they may have, whereas vampires usually ''want'' to come inside to drain the occupants' blood.  Some vampires will even take measures to trick an invitation out of a hesitant "host", which is something that would be unthinkable to Outside Cueball under the COVID circumstances.
  
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As a fourth option compromise between the second and third choices, Cueball could just flatly refuse: "No," or "No, thank you."  We don't know the circumstances here (is Inside Cueball a friend of Outside Cueball, a shopkeeper, or just a passing acquaintance?), but clearly there's no urgent reason that Outside Cueball ''has'' to go inside, and so he doesn't owe Inside Cueball any explanation (nor any insults).
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As a fourth option compromise between the second and third choices, Cueball could just flatly refuse: "No," or "No, thank you."  We don't know the circumstances here (is Inside Cueball a friend of Outside Cueball, or just a passing acquaintance?), but clearly there's no urgent reason that Outside Cueball ''has'' to go inside, and so he doesn't owe Inside Cueball any explanation (nor any insults).
  
 
Other comics mentioning "COVID-19 risk" include [[2330: Acceptable Risk]] and [[2333: COVID Risk Chart]] (which might itself be the spreadsheet made or used by Outside Cueball).
 
Other comics mentioning "COVID-19 risk" include [[2330: Acceptable Risk]] and [[2333: COVID Risk Chart]] (which might itself be the spreadsheet made or used by Outside Cueball).

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