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Project Orion was an ambitious plan to launch enormous spaceships into orbit by detonating a series of nuclear bombs below them. The force from the explosions would be absorbed by a pusher plate on the bottom of the rocket, which is the detail Cueball is sharing when White Hat tunes back in. It was considered feasible for construction, but abandoned out of concerns for both cost and the idea of spaceships literally armed with atomic bombs.  People probably daydream about this project because it seems like it could provide for rapid and massive entry into space, but was halted due to the intense danger.  We likely have had sufficient technology for some time now to, with extensive additional engineering, somehow make this safe, but the space of risk is still so large and with such intense impact that such things are not allowed to happen.
 
Project Orion was an ambitious plan to launch enormous spaceships into orbit by detonating a series of nuclear bombs below them. The force from the explosions would be absorbed by a pusher plate on the bottom of the rocket, which is the detail Cueball is sharing when White Hat tunes back in. It was considered feasible for construction, but abandoned out of concerns for both cost and the idea of spaceships literally armed with atomic bombs.  People probably daydream about this project because it seems like it could provide for rapid and massive entry into space, but was halted due to the intense danger.  We likely have had sufficient technology for some time now to, with extensive additional engineering, somehow make this safe, but the space of risk is still so large and with such intense impact that such things are not allowed to happen.
  
The fact that physicists' conversations tend to converge towards Project Orion is similar to how Randall's conversations tend to converge towards carcinization in [[2418: Metacarcinization]].
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The fact that physicists' conversations tend to converge towards Project Orion is similar to how Randall's conversations tend to converge towards carcinization in [[2418: Metacarcinization]].  Cueball turned into a crab (i.e. he carcinized) when Megan first told him about carcinization in [[2314: Carcinization]]; hopefully this doesn't happen when discussing Project Orion.
  
The title text transitions to another cool nuclear rocket tech, [http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/enginelist2.php#fissionfragment dusty plasma fission fragment rockets].  
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The title text transitions to another cool nuclear rocket tech, [http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/enginelist2.php#fissionfragment dusty plasma fission fragment rockets], which would fit well in the [[2326: Five Word Jargon]] collection.  
  
 
Project Orion has been mentioned before, in [[786: Exoplanets]], where Beret Guy sums it up as "nuke-riding city ships."
 
Project Orion has been mentioned before, in [[786: Exoplanets]], where Beret Guy sums it up as "nuke-riding city ships."

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Project Orion
If you tune out again, when you tune back in you'll be hearing about dusty plasma fission fragment rockets.
Title text: If you tune out again, when you tune back in you'll be hearing about dusty plasma fission fragment rockets.

Explanation

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White Hat and Cueball are having a conversation. In the first panel, Cueball is telling White Hat about his gardening experiences. White Hat tunes out for the middle two panels, and when he starts paying attention again, Cueball is discussing Project Orion.

Project Orion was an ambitious plan to launch enormous spaceships into orbit by detonating a series of nuclear bombs below them. The force from the explosions would be absorbed by a pusher plate on the bottom of the rocket, which is the detail Cueball is sharing when White Hat tunes back in. It was considered feasible for construction, but abandoned out of concerns for both cost and the idea of spaceships literally armed with atomic bombs. People probably daydream about this project because it seems like it could provide for rapid and massive entry into space, but was halted due to the intense danger. We likely have had sufficient technology for some time now to, with extensive additional engineering, somehow make this safe, but the space of risk is still so large and with such intense impact that such things are not allowed to happen.

The fact that physicists' conversations tend to converge towards Project Orion is similar to how Randall's conversations tend to converge towards carcinization in 2418: Metacarcinization. Cueball turned into a crab (i.e. he carcinized) when Megan first told him about carcinization in 2314: Carcinization; hopefully this doesn't happen when discussing Project Orion.

The title text transitions to another cool nuclear rocket tech, dusty plasma fission fragment rockets, which would fit well in the 2326: Five Word Jargon collection.

Project Orion has been mentioned before, in 786: Exoplanets, where Beret Guy sums it up as "nuke-riding city ships."

Transcript

[Cueball is raising his arm, holding the hand tilted down with palm up towards White Hat. Above them is the words Cueball says (without a speech line showing this). The first three lines in normal font, but then it fades to lighter and lighter gray and finally in the fourth line after the first three, just above their heads, it is almost white.]
Cueball: Our garden grew really well last year, so we think we might put a second raised bed along the garage, if we can find a...
[Only White Hat is shown, no text, he stares away from where Cueball must be.]
[Only White Hat again, he now seems to look straight out of the panel.]
[Back to the original setting. Cueball has lifted both hands up in front of him. He once again has the attention of White Hat. The text above begins with a line half hidden under the top of the panel, almost white font, and then the text fades back to black font over the next three lines, with the next, and last line, in his first paragraph all in black. And then a small speech line between this and the last two lines of text in his second paragraph. This time also with a speech line down to Cueball. The text from "..." to the first comma is difficult to read as only bottom half is shown, and in very faded font.]
Cueball: ...thanks to X ray ablation, the pusher plate would absorb the nuclear blast, recoil, and then return to position for the next bomb.
Cueball: Such a wild idea! Probably good that it was abandoned.
[Caption below the panel:]
If you temporarily tune out while a physicist is talking, when you tune back in they'll be talking about Project Orion.


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Discussion

If you read xkcd long enough, the comics always tend toward being about conversations tending toward something. (Okay, that’s not true; there’s one other comic like this and it was a conversation tending toward being about species tending toward being built like crabs. Still funny to think about, though.) 108.162.215.244 01:09, 11 February 2021 (UTC)

All xkcd comics eventually become conversations about conversations. Captain Video (talk) 01:15, 11 February 2021 (UTC)

Just wanted to point out that "dusty plasma fission fragment rockets" is a series of trochees.162.158.183.117 05:45, 11 February 2021 (UTC)

TIL trochee means something different for English than for Greek, Latin, Hungarian etc. Torzsmokus (talk) 08:35, 11 February 2021 (UTC)
This also means that the first four words can be sung to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 172.69.34.148 21:57, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

The current explanation mentions other examples of topics, specialists from different fields apparently tend to converge on. Can anyone confirm whether those are actually true, or at least commonly known stereotypes? I've never heard of any such claim. The claim being, that all conversations converge on these topics, not the topics themselves. Bischoff (talk) 13:35, 11 February 2021 (UTC)

Now I understand a bit better what may have influenced some plot elements of Neal Stephenson's book Anathem.172.69.62.220 15:28, 11 February 2021 (UTC)

More specifically? It's not striking a chord for me. All Sci-Fi conversations eventually come around to multiverse phenomena? ProphetZarquon (talk) 20:12, 11 February 2021 (UTC)
Well, there definitely was an Orionesque system. With the pre-detection theorising by the core characters possibly being juxtaposed with more mundane gardening information within the Math/enclave. (Must re-read it!) 172.69.55.104 21:06, 11 February 2021 (UTC)

I don't think that modern engineering can make project Orion safe.

While modern engineering can perhaps make some forms of nuclear propulsion safe(ish) and I think that stuff like nuclear thermal rockets could be great in some roles, I don't think that we are close to being able to detonate nukes in Earths atmosphere safely. Safely enough for the people on the rocket, maybe, but not for the people eating their atomic dust. Like the plans for that giant hypersonic nuclear ramjet, it's awesome, and would likely work, but I don't see a way to clean up the emissions to anything like acceptable levels.

BlakeFelix (talk) 16:02, 13 February 2021 (UTC)