2556: Turing Complete
Title text: Thanks to the ForcedEntry exploit, your company's entire tech stack can now be hosted out of a PDF you texted to someone.
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A Turing Machine is a theoretical form of computer (as an idealised thought exercise) that has an infinite tape of symbols and can act upon and change these values as it moves up and down this tape according to specific deterministic rules.
This very simple machine can be shown to do every computational task that what we think of as a "computer" can do, given the right setup and enough time. Something that is Turing Complete is able to act as a Turing Machine, though generally with the limitation of having a finite tape, and this means it is also able to do basically every computational task.
While many pieces of hardware and software are supposed to be Turing Complete (even Excel, as previously pointed out in 2453: Excel Lambda), this comic implies that this was not what it was designed for. Whatever Ponytail has been referring to is not shown, but it seems to be an anecdote about how something seemingly too simple and/or specialised to exhibit such a computational equivalence has been discovered to actually be that capable.
With complex processors now installed in many household items, including kitchen whitegoods like dishwashers, the possibility is raised that someone has 'hacked' such a device to do the same computational work as an actual games console. Or, referring to Alan Turing's secret (but now famous) work in helping to decode enemy signals in World War Two it could actually mean that there is yet again a belligerent country whose military communications are most urgently needed to be read.
The ForcedEntry exploit is a way that was discovered to allow PDF files to force malware onto various devices. In the title-text it is suggested that this mechanism can be used for what might be more legal and practical purposes, although this might be up to some interpretation depending upon who has the right (and permission) to do what.
A Tech Stack is one shorthand way of describing the way an integrated grouping of communicating software packages provides everything from the deepest data handling (even as low-level as an Operating System itself) to the user interface. All of these will normally be on a computer (or possibly many of them, whether locally or distributed worldwide) and if a sufficiently functional surrogate system is capable of emulating this (computing what the original computer(s) would do) then it can be considered to effectively be the same stack of technology and duplicate or replace the originals.
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[Ponytail and Cueball are standing next to each other] ...Now, it turns out this is actually Turing-Complete... [caption below the panel:] This phrase either means someone spent six months getting their dishwasher to play Mario or you are under attack by a nation-state.add a comment! ⋅ add a topic (use sparingly)! ⋅ refresh comments!