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The CUNNY oath

Repeat after me:

I swear that I will dedicate myself to tiny immature cunny for the rest of my life. I know that my rightful place as a gemson is inside tight child pussies. I swear that I will never have sex with a post-wall granny. I know that my big white cock overwhelms their senses. I swear that I will never let a single drop of cunny juice go wasted. I know that cunny is superior, and that it is only right for me to claim these underdeveloped wombs. I will have sex with my little sister, her friends, and my daughter. And I will enjoy it. If a JB needs her clit sucked, I will be there for her. If a JB needs cum inside her too, I will give myself up to her. As long as I live, I will be a addicted to cunny. This is my oath as a cunnyCHAD.

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