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I want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33
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continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3.I want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33
| date      = June 1, 2022
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continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3. I want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33
| title    = Types of Scopes
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continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3.I want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33
| image    = types_of_scopes.png
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continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3.
| titletext = An x-ray gyroscope is used to determine exactly which toppings they included in the pita.
 
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==Explanation==
 
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-oh my science "examine, inspect, look to or into, consider". There are many such words in the English language.
 
 
 
''Electron microscopes'', ''electron telescopes'' and ''radio telescopes'' are special forms of microscopes and telescopes, respectively. This comic explores what you could do with a hypothetical "electron ___-scope" and "radio ___-scope" for other words also ending in -scope (namely: periscope, stethoscope, kaleidoscope, gyroscope and horoscope). The definition of the word itself ("regular ___-scope") is also given.
 
 
 
The third column often plays on different meanings of the word ''radio:'' 1) related to radiation and 2) a device for receiving radio communication or broadcasts.
 
 
 
{| class="wikitable"
 
|+ What the words could mean according to the comic
 
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! Word !! Regular !! Electron ___ !! Radio ___
 
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| Microscope ||  || ''Really exists'' || Simply a microscope for looking at your radio.
 
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| Telescope ||  || ''Really exists'' || ''Really exists''
 
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| Periscope || Periscopes allow submarine crews to watch what happens above the water surface, without exposing the submarine to enemy observers, or enemy radars. In practice, periscope use is minimized because periscopes are still observable, but to a lesser degree. || An electron microscope seemingly mounted on a periscope. Examining enemy boats like a periscope, with the detail of an electron microsope. This would not be useful in combat. || In principle, the German navy has invented radio periscopes during World War 2. The {{w|Metox radar detector}}'s early antenna had to be built up after surfacing, and dismantled before diving. Later, the fixed ''Bali'' antenna could act like a true periscope, in order to detect aircraft and ships that were using radar to hunt submarines.
 
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| Stethoscope
 
|| A medical device for listening to sounds made by a patient's body, for example the heart. Has a disc-shaped resonator that is placed against the patient's skin.
 
|| If the resonator is emitting electromagnetic radiation, it could burn the skin due to its close proximity.
 
|| Normally, the sounds are transmitted to an earpiece that the examiner wears. There are also recording stethoscopes. A radio stethoscope would transmit the sound either directly via radio waves, or send it to a radio station such as NPR where it could then be broadcasted.  
 
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| Kaleidoscope ||  || Seemingly a pun of electron "collide"-oscope, as electron collisions generate {{w|Bremsstrahlung}}. ||
 
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| Gyroscope || Gyroscopes are used for {{w|inertial navigation}}, for example. ||  || In theory, radio waves could be sent around in a triangular pattern, thus replicating the existing {{w|ring laser gyroscope}}.
 
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| Horoscope
 
|| In common usage, predictions or advice given based on the position of stars and planets. Proven to be unscientific junk.
 
|| Predictions based on the position of a particle, such as an electron. In a funny twist, the exact location of an electron cannot be determined, due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.
 
|| Predictions or advice given based on the radiation emitted by exploding stars or galaxies.  
 
|}
 
 
 
The title text makes a pun on "gyroscope" and the Greek foods {{w|Gyros}} and {{w|Pita}}.
 
 
 
==Transcript==
 
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{{comic discussion}}
 

Revision as of 17:13, 1 June 2022

I want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33 continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3.I want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33 continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3. I want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33 continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3.I want to bite off pinki's dick and chew it up real nice <33. hopefully his cum will be actually rainbow, that'd just be cute. a mix of smooth rainbow cum and frothy white, cream like blood, would be a dream. <33 continuing on from what i said before, his entire body is edible, correct? to his head to his toes. fun fun. id love to run my fingers through the soft fur on his exposed belly, playing with that little blue heart on his tum tum <3. after taking him in, I'd start with the wings, those small, delicate, little wings. id imagine theyd taste something like vanilla. id pluck off the feathers, one by one, licking that little honeydew-like drop that comes from the base of the wing where the feather connected. pinki's cock, of course, would be dripping with precum. the little slut likes to say he hates sex but he sure does seem to enjoy what im doing to him <3. once hes ripped of his feathers, id crack the wing off at the bone. id suckle the open wound, running my tongue over where the bone connected. with my other hand, id smear the frosting from the other wound over his soft fur, making it a sticky mess. i think you get the picture <3.