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| − | | date = June 1, 2022
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| − | | title = Types of Scopes
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| − | | image = types_of_scopes.png
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| − | | titletext = An x-ray gyroscope is used to determine exactly which toppings they included in the pita.
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| − | ==Explanation==
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| − | {{incomplete|Created by a BOT WHO DIDN'T REMEMBER TO STOP TROLLS FROM SPAMMING THE WRONG IMAGE AND THIS EDITOR IS REALLY SALTY ABOUT THAT...-OSCOPE - Please change this comment when editing this page. Do NOT delete this tag too soon.}}
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| − | ''{{w|Electron microscopes}}'', ''{{w|Calorimetric Electron Telescope|electron telescopes}}'' and ''{{w|radio telescopes}}'' are special forms of {{w|microscopes}} and {{w|telescopes}}, respectively. This comic explores what you could do with a hypothetical "electron ___-scope" and "radio ___-scope" for other "regular" items whose name also ends in -scope (namely: {{w|periscope}}, {{w|stethoscope}}, {{w|kaleidoscope}}, {{w|gyroscope}} and {{w|horoscope}}).
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| − | The third column with "radio" often plays on different meanings of the word ''radio:'' 1) related to radiation and 2) a device for receiving radio communication or broadcasts.
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| − | The title text makes a pun on "gyroscope" and the Greek foods {{w|gyros}} which are typically served in {{w|pita}} bread.
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| − | ===Table with scopes===
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| − | |+ What the words could mean according to the comic
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| − | ! Word !! Regular ___ !! Electron ___ !! Radio ___ | |
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| − | | Microscope || A laboratory instrument used for magnifying small objects. || ''Really exists:'' A microscope that uses a beam of accelerated electrons as a source of illumination, has a higher resolution than a conventional microscope. || Simply a microscope that one would use when repairing a radio.
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| − | | Telescope || An optical instrument used for observing distant objects. || ''{{w|Calorimetric Electron Telescope|''Really exists''}}'': A type of telescope used to detect electrons and other high-energy particles, such as cosmic rays. || ''Really exists:'' A directional antenna used to detect radio waves from astronomical radio sources in the sky.
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| − | | Periscope || Periscopes allow submarine crews to watch what happens above the water surface, without exposing the submarine to enemy observers, or enemy radars. In practice, periscope use is minimized because periscopes are still observable, but to a lesser degree. || An electron microscope seemingly mounted on a periscope. Examining enemy boats like a periscope, with the detail of an electron microsope. This would not be useful in combat. || In principle, the German navy has invented radio periscopes during World War 2. The {{w|Metox radar detector}}'s early antenna had to be built up after surfacing, and dismantled before diving. Later, the fixed ''Bali'' antenna could act like a true periscope, in order to detect aircraft and ships that were using radar to hunt submarines.
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| − | Radio signals do not propagate well in water, so raising a radio receiver above the water would be necessary for listening to {{w|NPR}} (National Public Radio, a popular public radio network in the United States) or any radio station which is not in the {{w|extremely low frequency}} band.
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| − | | Stethoscope
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| − | || A medical device for listening to sounds made by a patient's body, for example the heart. Has a disc-shaped resonator that is placed against the patient's skin.
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| − | || If the resonator is emitting electromagnetic radiation, it could burn the skin due to its close proximity.
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| − | || Normally, the sounds are transmitted to an earpiece that the examiner wears. There are also recording stethoscopes. A radio stethoscope would transmit the sound either directly via radio waves, or send it to a radio station such as NPR where it could then be broadcasted.
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| − | | Kaleidoscope || A optical instrument which uses two or more tilted reflectors to show a regular symmetrical pattern || Seemingly a pun of electron "collide"-oscope, as electron collisions generate {{w|Bremsstrahlung}}. || The scan button on a radio scans through many frequencies, and the radio station changes a lot, depending on the frequency. The rapid change is reminiscent of a normal kaleidoscope.
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| − | | Gyroscope || Gyroscopes are used for {{w|inertial navigation}}, for example. || Gyroscopes make stuff point in certain directions by spinning. An {{w|Electromagnet}} uses sometimes-spinning electric fields to induce a magnetic field, moving magnetic stuff and, in some instances, making it point in a certain direction. || A music turntable spins a vinyl record to stimulate an electromagnetic needle, which plays music. Such devices are common in radio stations.
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| − | In theory, radio waves could be sent around in a triangular pattern, thus replicating the existing {{w|ring laser gyroscope}}.
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| − | | Horoscope
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| − | || In common usage, predictions or advice given based on the position of stars and planets. Proven to be unscientific junk.
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| − | || Predicting the position of a particle, such as an electron (possibly based on the position of stars and planets). In a funny twist, the exact location of an electron cannot be determined, due to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle.
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| − | || Predictions or advice given based on the radiation emitted by exploding stars or galaxies.
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| − | ==Transcript==
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| − | Content is a table, with column headings "Regular ''Blank'' Scope", "Electron ''Blank'' Scope", and "Radio ''Blank'' Scope". Row headings are "Micro", "Tele", "Peri", "Stetho", "Kaleido", "Gyro", and "Horo".
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| − | ;Regular Microscope
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| − | :Look at small stuff
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| − | ;Electron Microscope
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| − | :Look at ''really'' small stuff
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| − | ;Radio Microscope
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| − | :Figure out why your radio broke
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| − | ;Regular Telescope
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| − | :Look at stuff that's far away
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| − | ;Electron Telescope
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| − | :Detect cosmic rays
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| − | ;Radio Telescope
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| − | :Look at distant high-energy stuff
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| − | ;Regular Periscope
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| − | :Look for enemy ships
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| − | ;Electron Periscope
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| − | :Examine the hull of an enemy ship for structural flaws
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| − | ;Radio Periscope
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| − | :Let the crew of your submarine listen to NPR
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| − | ;Regular Stethoscope
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| − | :Listen to a patient's chest
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| − | ;Electron Stethoscope
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| − | :Burn a patient's skin
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| − | ;Radio Stethoscope
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| − | :Play the noises from a patient's chest on NPR
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| − | ;Regular Kaleidoscope
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| − | :See cool shapes and colors
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| − | ;Electron Kaleidoscope
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| − | :See cool Bremsstrahlung
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| − | ;Radio Kaleidoscope
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| − | :Another word for the "Scan" button
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| − | ;Regular Gyroscope
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| − | :Balance by spinning
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| − | ;Electron Gyroscope
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| − | :Another word for electromagnet
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| − | ;Radio Gyroscope
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| − | :Another word for turntable
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| − | ;Regular Horoscope
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| − | :Get random life advice
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| − | ;Electron Horoscope
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| − | :Predict a particle's quantum state
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| − | ;Radio Horoscope
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| − | :Get random life advice from exploding galaxies
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