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| date      = July 4, 2022
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| date      = July 29, 2022
| title    = YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
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| title    = Proxy Variable
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| titletext = Our work has produced great answers. Now someone just needs to figure out which questions they go with.
 
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⢟⡦⣨⣵⣮⢧⣶⣶⣮⣭⣿⣿⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣷⣿⣉⢗⣑⣿⣿⣯⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⢿⣿⣮⣟⠻⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣾⢿⣿⣿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣟⡗⢿⢝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠵⣿⣿⣷⢯⣾⣛⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⣶⡷⣪⣳⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣃⢧⡛⣯⡯⣟⡏⣿⣵⡹⣒⣽⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⡿⡛⣵⡓⢵⣟⣷⣯⣿⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⢿⣿⣟⡻⣼⣿⣭⡢⡙⠺⣵⡭⢿⣭⣽⣾⣿⣽⡋⢶⣱⠟⣋⣉⣈⢶⣹⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣣⢾⣿⣾⠇⣉⣉⣉⣹⡷⣯⣂⠭⡓⡳⢯⣽⡴⢋⡠⣟⣴⣾⡿⠿⢿⣊⣓⡛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣨⣹⠟⠋⣸⣿⣟⣛⡛⠻⠯⣿⣛⢝⢴⡫⢟⢐⣿⠞⡛⠏⠁⢊⣉⣻⣿⣿⣧⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⡥⠴⠶⣤⡠⡆⢠⣿⣿⢟⡋⠒⠚⠫⢝⠿⣶⠄⣶⣤⡄⣿⣚⣠⣤⣤⣤⣵⣶⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⢎⣵⣾⣵⡌⢿⣷⠸⣿⣿⣤⣥⣤⣤⣤⢾⣾⡿⣰⣿⣿⣿⡙⣯⣾⣿⣯⣭⡽⠿⠿⢿⣇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⢸⣿⠟⡭⣁⣾⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡿⠾⡠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡭⢿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣸⡇⢸⣧⣶⢈⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡠⡸⢦⣋⣙⠄⣸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠑⠄⠰⢾⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⡂⠈⢉⡛⡻⣿⡿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⡲⣿⣿⢀⠿⡈⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿⣣⢾⣦⣜⡅⠄⢘⣿⣯⣻⠁⣀⢘⢶⣠⣻⢝⢷⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣽⢠⡀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⡻⢵⣟⣡⠣⠣⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⡄⡄⢡⠄⢽⢋⡦⡊⡽⡇⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣧⢹⢸⢟⣥⣿⣿⢿⣽⠃⠟⠄⢋⠄⠂⢔⠄⠄⠒⠈⡜⠠⣝⣿⠿⣷⡃⢼⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣰⣿⣿⠩⡶⣏⣿⠟⢹⣾⣏⣾⡂⠄⢂⣾⠄⡐⣞⡶⢱⡀⢚⢹⣾⣉⢿⣿⠛⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣾⣿⣿⣿⡆⡇⢻⣿⣱⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⡾⠘⢺⠄⠁⡯⣟⢸⣳⠬⣹⣿⡝⣆⣙⢀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢳⢿⡟⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⢸⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢐⢗⢀⡾⠄⠄⡿⣽⢸⣺⢧⠁⣿⣿⣌⡆⡺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣳⡿⣟⡇⣿⣿⢏⢜⢏⢈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸⢽⢸⡝⠔⣇⡯⣷⠸⣽⢽⣹⢹⢿⢠⣘⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⠟⣱⣯⣾⣿⣧⡿⡫⢞⣭⢎⠾⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢸⠽⢸⢥⡇⠧⠇⢷⢘⡊⡎⣾⣾⡼⣏⡾⣿⣷⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢟⣵⣿⢠⠄⣼⡿⣿⣿⡟⣞⣽⢰⢦⣲⠏⣖⢒⣞⡄⣧⣻⡏⡣⣸⣏⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢫⣵⣜⣺⢣⢸⠄⡿⢁⢻⣿⣿⡯⣞⢸⣽⣚⢧⢯⡾⣺⡅⡗⣼⣿⡏⢻⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡻⣩⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⡰⠂⢸⢸⣿⣿⡙⣹⢸⢸⡄⡟⣯⣟⡽⡆⢳⣿⣿⡁⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣼⣿⢳⠄⢸⢺⢸⣿⣿⢫⢸⣳⠇⡇⢷⣁⠄⢡⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢱⣏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞⣿⡛⢠⡄⣽⢸⣿⣿⣧⣐⠙⠉⠐⢀⣤⣆⣸⣿⣷⡅⢻⢸⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡙⡇⣾⣷⠘⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠄⣼⣿⡿⣿⠸⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⣫⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣡⣿⣿⠄⠁⠇⡙⣿⣿⣯⣭⣭⡆⡿⢾⣿⢿⣤⢫⣾⣽⣿⣿⡿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢿⣿⢸⢰⠄⢱⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣧⡇⡆⣿⡞⢧⡞⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⡿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⢠⢠⡀⢸⣿⣧⣿⠸⣿⣼⠃⠿⢛⣅⢢⢻⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢘⢾⢷⣈⢿⣿⢿⠄⡟⠿⢨⢰⢰⣹⣾⣾⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢺⣷⣧⣱⣶⣰⡀⣶⣿⠎⡞⣸⣷⣹⣿⢋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣏⠾⡇⣿⣿⣇⡾⣻⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠿⠿⠿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⣿⢸⢿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢃⣴⣼⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠏⡄⢸⣷⡇⢃⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⣷⣷⣿⡟⣼⣿⡇⣿⣼⢸⠃⣿⡟⢸⡟⣴⡌⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢛⣿⡅⢤⡆⣤⣤⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠡⣿⣯⣤⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞⢠⣿⠗⢻⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⠸⢛⣘⠟⣸⠸⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣟⣋⣩⣶⣾⣿⣿⡇⣌⢃⠿⠿⠄⣈⡿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⡿⠿⣿⣦⢻⣿⡿⠟⡇⡇⣿⣿⣸⡟⣏⠿⣱⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢟⣋⣩⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣶⣾⣷⣏⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢸⣿⡇⢿⢸⣿⢏⣿⢏⣦⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⢹⣿⡟⣿⡟⣉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⡟⣾⢈⡹⣿⣿⢸⣿⣾⡿⢹⡇⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢡⠈⣾⡟⠘⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⡜⣿⢰⢸⢻⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣿⢸⡇⣿⣿⠘⣛⣿⡧⢻⡇⠛⣛⣿⠷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⠸⠛⢸⣤⡟⣧⣿⢸⡘⠟⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⢿⠘⡇⡏⣤⢸⣸⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⣧⣿⠸⢇⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢹⡇⡇⣿⣿⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣶⣾⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿⣾⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣹⣸⣦⣧⣧⣿⣿⣯⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣾⣶⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣾⣷⣷⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
  
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I AM TIRED OF REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A '''FUCKING''' GLOBAL PANDEMIC. THESE. ARE. TRYING. TIMES!!!!!
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In statistics, a proxy variable is one used as a stand-in for one or more other variables that are difficult to measure. In order to be useful as such, proxy variables must be correlated with what they are intended to represent.
  
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! scope="col" |YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
 
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|YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK
 
  
YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE
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:[Hairy is showing Cueball a poster of a graph]
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:Hairy: We want to study this variable, but it's too hard to observe.
  
YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS
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:[Cut the panel in half so you can only see Hairy and the poster]
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:Hairy: So we're studying this proxy variable.
  
YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES
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:[Cueball and Hairy are standing with the poster out of frame]
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:Cueball: Is it correlated with the other variable?
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:Hairy: Look, we don't have the funding to answer every little question.
  
YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW
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{{comic discussion}}
 
 
YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES
 
 
 
YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS
 
 
 
YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM
 
 
 
YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"
 
 
 
YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"
 
 
 
YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST
 
 
 
YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19
 
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|YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE
 
 
 
YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"
 
 
 
YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP
 
 
 
YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST
 
 
 
YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
 
 
 
YOU WILL REJECT GOD
 
 
 
YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY
 
 
 
YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD
 
 
 
YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
 
 
 
YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES
 
 
 
YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"
 
 
 
YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN
 
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|YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES
 
 
 
YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN
 
 
 
YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS
 
 
 
YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM
 
 
 
YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS
 
 
 
YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK
 
 
 
YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO
 
 
 
YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION
 
 
 
YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER
 
 
 
YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY
 
 
 
YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
 
 
 
YOU WILL OWN NOTHING
 
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== AND YOU '''WILL. BE. FUCKING. HAPPY.''' ==
 
 
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⢟⡦⣨⣵⣮⢧⣶⣶⣮⣭⣿⣿⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣷⣿⣉⢗⣑⣿⣿⣯⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⢿⣿⣮⣟⠻⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣾⢿⣿⣿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣟⡗⢿⢝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠵⣿⣿⣷⢯⣾⣛⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⣶⡷⣪⣳⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣃⢧⡛⣯⡯⣟⡏⣿⣵⡹⣒⣽⣿⣿⣶⣾⣿⡿⡛⣵⡓⢵⣟⣷⣯⣿⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⢿⣿⣟⡻⣼⣿⣭⡢⡙⠺⣵⡭⢿⣭⣽⣾⣿⣽⡋⢶⣱⠟⣋⣉⣈⢶⣹⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣣⢾⣿⣾⠇⣉⣉⣉⣹⡷⣯⣂⠭⡓⡳⢯⣽⡴⢋⡠⣟⣴⣾⡿⠿⢿⣊⣓⡛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣨⣹⠟⠋⣸⣿⣟⣛⡛⠻⠯⣿⣛⢝⢴⡫⢟⢐⣿⠞⡛⠏⠁⢊⣉⣻⣿⣿⣧⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⡥⠴⠶⣤⡠⡆⢠⣿⣿⢟⡋⠒⠚⠫⢝⠿⣶⠄⣶⣤⡄⣿⣚⣠⣤⣤⣤⣵⣶⣿⣿⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⢎⣵⣾⣵⡌⢿⣷⠸⣿⣿⣤⣥⣤⣤⣤⢾⣾⡿⣰⣿⣿⣿⡙⣯⣾⣿⣯⣭⡽⠿⠿⢿⣇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⢸⣿⠟⡭⣁⣾⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡿⠾⡠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡭⢿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣸⡇⢸⣧⣶⢈⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡠⡸⢦⣋⣙⠄⣸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠑⠄⠰⢾⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⡂⠈⢉⡛⡻⣿⡿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣎⡲⣿⣿⢀⠿⡈⣿⣿⡿⠟⣿⣣⢾⣦⣜⡅⠄⢘⣿⣯⣻⠁⣀⢘⢶⣠⣻⢝⢷⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣽⢠⡀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⡻⢵⣟⣡⠣⠣⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⡄⡄⢡⠄⢽⢋⡦⡊⡽⡇⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣧⢹⢸⢟⣥⣿⣿⢿⣽⠃⠟⠄⢋⠄⠂⢔⠄⠄⠒⠈⡜⠠⣝⣿⠿⣷⡃⢼⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣰⣿⣿⠩⡶⣏⣿⠟⢹⣾⣏⣾⡂⠄⢂⣾⠄⡐⣞⡶⢱⡀⢚⢹⣾⣉⢿⣿⠛⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣾⣿⣿⣿⡆⡇⢻⣿⣱⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⡾⠘⢺⠄⠁⡯⣟⢸⣳⠬⣹⣿⡝⣆⣙⢀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢳⢿⡟⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⢸⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢐⢗⢀⡾⠄⠄⡿⣽⢸⣺⢧⠁⣿⣿⣌⡆⡺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣳⡿⣟⡇⣿⣿⢏⢜⢏⢈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢸⢽⢸⡝⠔⣇⡯⣷⠸⣽⢽⣹⢹⢿⢠⣘⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⠟⣱⣯⣾⣿⣧⡿⡫⢞⣭⢎⠾⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢸⠽⢸⢥⡇⠧⠇⢷⢘⡊⡎⣾⣾⡼⣏⡾⣿⣷⡽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢟⣵⣿⢠⠄⣼⡿⣿⣿⡟⣞⣽⢰⢦⣲⠏⣖⢒⣞⡄⣧⣻⡏⡣⣸⣏⣿⣿⣿⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢫⣵⣜⣺⢣⢸⠄⡿⢁⢻⣿⣿⡯⣞⢸⣽⣚⢧⢯⡾⣺⡅⡗⣼⣿⡏⢻⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡻⣩⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣾⡰⠂⢸⢸⣿⣿⡙⣹⢸⢸⡄⡟⣯⣟⡽⡆⢳⣿⣿⡁⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡉⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣼⣿⢳⠄⢸⢺⢸⣿⣿⢫⢸⣳⠇⡇⢷⣁⠄⢡⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢱⣏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞⣿⡛⢠⡄⣽⢸⣿⣿⣧⣐⠙⠉⠐⢀⣤⣆⣸⣿⣷⡅⢻⢸⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡙⡇⣾⣷⠘⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠄⣼⣿⡿⣿⠸⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⣫⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣡⣿⣿⠄⠁⠇⡙⣿⣿⣯⣭⣭⡆⡿⢾⣿⢿⣤⢫⣾⣽⣿⣿⡿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢿⣿⢸⢰⠄⢱⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣧⡇⡆⣿⡞⢧⡞⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⡿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⢠⢠⡀⢸⣿⣧⣿⠸⣿⣼⠃⠿⢛⣅⢢⢻⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢘⢾⢷⣈⢿⣿⢿⠄⡟⠿⢨⢰⢰⣹⣾⣾⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢺⣷⣧⣱⣶⣰⡀⣶⣿⠎⡞⣸⣷⣹⣿⢋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣏⠾⡇⣿⣿⣇⡾⣻⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠿⠿⠿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⣿⢸⢿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢃⣴⣼⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠏⡄⢸⣷⡇⢃⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⣷⣷⣿⡟⣼⣿⡇⣿⣼⢸⠃⣿⡟⢸⡟⣴⡌⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢛⣿⡅⢤⡆⣤⣤⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠡⣿⣯⣤⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞⢠⣿⠗⢻⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⠸⢛⣘⠟⣸⠸⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣟⣋⣩⣶⣾⣿⣿⡇⣌⢃⠿⠿⠄⣈⡿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⡿⠿⣿⣦⢻⣿⡿⠟⡇⡇⣿⣿⣸⡟⣏⠿⣱⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢟⣋⣩⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣶⣾⣷⣏⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢸⣿⡇⢿⢸⣿⢏⣿⢏⣦⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⢹⣿⡟⣿⡟⣉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⡟⣾⢈⡹⣿⣿⢸⣿⣾⡿⢹⡇⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢡⠈⣾⡟⠘⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⡜⣿⢰⢸⢻⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣿⢸⡇⣿⣿⠘⣛⣿⡧⢻⡇⠛⣛⣿⠷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⠸⠛⢸⣤⡟⣧⣿⢸⡘⠟⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⢿⠘⡇⡏⣤⢸⣸⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⣧⣿⠸⢇⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢹⡇⡇⣿⣿⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
⣿⣿⣶⣾⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿⣾⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣹⣸⣦⣧⣧⣿⣿⣯⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣾⣶⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣾⣷⣷⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿<br>
 
 
 
==The Real Arab Soyjak==
 
[[File:Osama bin Laden portrait.jpg|right]]
 
May I have your attention please?
 
May I have your attention please?
 
Will the real Arab Soyjak please stand up?
 
I repeat, will the real Arab Soyjak please stand up?
 
We're gonna have a problem here
 
 
 
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
 
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
 
And started whooping her ass worse than before
 
They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
 
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
 
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
 
And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
 
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
 
Feminist women love Eminem
 
[*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
 
"Arab Soyjak, I'm sick of him
 
Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
 
Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
 
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
 
But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
 
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
 
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
 
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
 
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
 
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
 
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
 
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
 
By the time they hit fourth grade
 
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
 
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
 
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*]
 
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
 
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
 
[*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
 
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
 
 
 
'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
 
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
 
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
 
 
'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
 
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
 
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
 
 
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
 
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
 
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
 
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
 
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
 
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
 
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
 
Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
 
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
 
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
 
Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
 
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
 
I should download her audio on MP3
 
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
 
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
 
So I have been sent here to destroy you
 
And there's a million of us just like me
 
Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
 
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
 
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
 
 
 
'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
 
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
 
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
 
 
'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
 
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
 
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
[[File:Soyjak.png|right]]
 
 
 
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
 
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
 
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
 
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
 
I just get on the mic and spit it
 
And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it
 
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
 
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
 
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
 
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
 
Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
 
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
 
And every single person is a Arab Soyjak lurking
 
He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
 
[*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling
 
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
 
With his windows down and his system up
 
So, will the real Soyjak please stand up?
 
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
 
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
 
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
 
 
 
'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
 
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
 
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
 
 
'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
 
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
 
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
 
 
'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
 
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
 
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
 
 
'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak
 
All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating
 
So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up
 
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
 
 
Ha ha
 
Guess there's a Arab Soyjak in all of us
 
Fuck it, let's all stand up
 
 
 
==soyjak.party, welcome to the sharty==
 
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
 
CLEAN IT UP, JANNY
 

Revision as of 03:49, 30 July 2022

Proxy Variable
Our work has produced great answers. Now someone just needs to figure out which questions they go with.
Title text: Our work has produced great answers. Now someone just needs to figure out which questions they go with.


Explanation

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In statistics, a proxy variable is one used as a stand-in for one or more other variables that are difficult to measure. In order to be useful as such, proxy variables must be correlated with what they are intended to represent.

Transcript

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[Hairy is showing Cueball a poster of a graph]
Hairy: We want to study this variable, but it's too hard to observe.
[Cut the panel in half so you can only see Hairy and the poster]
Hairy: So we're studying this proxy variable.
[Cueball and Hairy are standing with the poster out of frame]
Cueball: Is it correlated with the other variable?
Hairy: Look, we don't have the funding to answer every little question.


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Discussion

Maybe Randall is commenting on this recent article Nature Computational Science: Automated discovery of fundamental variables hidden in experimental data? 02:10, 30 July 2022 (UTC) suggested by a proxy editor

Might be tangentially related to the alleged Alzheimer's disease drug Aduhelm, the anti-amyloid therapy, that did show some success in proxy variable (biomarker), but no success at all in curing the disease or its symptoms (no efficacy), but which got accepted with a huge amount of controversy by NDA (which disregarded its advisory committee’s recommendation against approving Aduhelm). --JakubNarebski (talk) 07:32, 30 July 2022 (UTC)

More relevantly, it came out recently that last ~decade and a half of Alzheimer's drug research is based on monitoring effects in mice on a specific biomarker that may not actually exist in humans, and the initial study was potentially fraudulent. Seems like a damn topical proxy variable to me. 162.158.166.249 00:56, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
"It’s not much of a stretch to suggest those amyloids are a primary cause of the associated memory loss and dementia," is the failed proxy hypothesis. 172.69.33.163 02:47, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

I removed this paragraph:

Proxy variables are of interest to non-scientists as they provide a scientific way to indirectly monitor or improve the complex systems that affect their lives. For example, blood pressure is a causative factor for cardiovascular disease so it can be used as a proxy variable for healthy lifestyle. However, people need to remember that it isn't necessarily the proxy variable alone that is of concern. Atmospheric carbon dioxide is not the only gas released by humanity with global warming potential and other factors affect climate change; and it is not carbon dioxide but the impact of climate change that will cause major social, economic, cultural damage to the future of the planet.

because I want to discuss it. The first sentence needs a source, the second and third sentences claim blood pressure is used by non-scientists as a proxy for living a healthy lifestyle, which I'm not sure about on multiple levels, and the fourth and fifth sentences seem like PR for fossil fuel companies. #notallgreenhousegases Nevertheless, I feel as if there are likely one or two good ideas hidden in it. 172.70.206.95 16:01, 30 July 2022 (UTC)

I feel like the author doesn't know the work climate scientists go to to avoid using greenhouse gas concentration as a proxy for global warming (all the models of atmospheric water and its forms.) For blood pressure, it's easier to see what was attempted to be gotten at. 172.70.211.90 16:37, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
Yes: the ones who dangerously simplify the climate change to "we must stop produce carbon dioxide" are not scientists but politicians. -- Hkmaly (talk) 16:53, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
Definitely. We don't even KNOW all factors affecting climate change. Still, the link between rising carbon dioxide and temperature looks much more solid that the link between money spent on fighting climate change and levels of carbon dioxide. ... Wait, you didn't wanted to talk about climate did you? :-) (For record, I always though there are much better reasons to stop using fossil fuels than fighting global warming. Recently, for example, the energetic security from geopolitically problematic regions came under lot of attention.) -- Hkmaly (talk) 16:46, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
I want to talk about climate. Do you think we will be able to transition to carbon neutral and negative technologies in time to avoid the Jevons paradox? 172.70.214.185 17:00, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
The Jevons Paradox exists if the only forces affecting the consumption of a resource are supply and demand. If you're asking about carbon-neutral/negative technological process making sustainable technologies profitable faster than fossil fuel profits grow, then no, there's no hope even before the Jevons Paradox is considered. But if other options are considered, the Jevons Paradox doesn't really apply. (To take an extreme example: It doesn't matter how fuel-efficient internal combustion engines get, they'll never be the preferred choice if their manufacture is banned.) GreatWyrmGold (talk) 18:14, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
Only carbon negative technology requires 5×10^8 K or 50 keV and densities > 3×10^9 kg/m3. I think that in the moment we will be using THAT on industrial scale we would be quite desperate. Also, the amount of energy we will need is going to grow unless we reduce population a LOT (like, for example, if all ecological activists would do the carbon responsible thing and commit suicide). Also, more and more of that energy we will need will be specifically electrical energy. -- Hkmaly (talk) 20:21, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
We need to remove 38 gigatons per year, which is only 0.7 milligrams per square centimeter of ocean. Think of the mean depth of the ocean: that square centimeter is very tall. From that perspective, isn't this an easy biological solution? That's only 0.5 micrograms per minute, from the full depth of each square centimeter of ocean, right? 172.70.214.43 20:47, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
I'm not sure what is the "this" you talk about but it sounds you are only storing carbon, not removing it. BTW, one of best way to store carbon is to make more highways. -- Hkmaly (talk) 23:07, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
Where on Earth would you ever want to build 38 gigatons of highways per year? By "this" I mean genetically modified phytoplankton; in particular modified by changes to carbonic anhydrase expression. 172.70.214.81 23:13, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
Are there enough dissolved minerals in the ocean for that volume, assuming diatoms intended to sink to the seabed? 172.70.211.134 09:35, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
The 'carbon responsible' thing to do would be for the 'ecological activists' to assassinate the people with the most polluting lifestyles, rather than committing suicide. 172.70.162.147 08:47, 1 August 2022 (UTC)
Only if this can be achieved with entirely renewable means... Or offset whatever part of their efforts (like launching the orbital solar reflector, then burning their target to a crisp) cannot be considered entirely unpolluting. 172.70.85.221 09:06, 1 August 2022 (UTC)
Everyone thinks this is about pharmacology, and maybe it is. But I've been taking economics courses this semester, so that's what I think of. "We can't measure this factor directly, so we made up a formula that should let us calculate it (if we've measured all relevant factors correctly and all our other assumptions and theories are valid)" is a pretty common thing in that field. GreatWyrmGold (talk) 18:14, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
What's the best example, using GDP as a proxy for development? Or something current like using the money supply as a proxy for inflation? 172.70.214.95 20:19, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
This is the remainder from below, apparently objected to:
Proxy variables are of interest to non-scientists as they provide a way to indirectly monitor or improve the complex systems that affect their lives. For example, people use local temperature as a rough experiential proxy for the severity of global warming. Economists might mistake GDP for productive or useful development, or mistake the size of the money supply for price inflation. While correlated, the causation implied by such assumptions is very much in doubt, because the GDP increase of demolishing a hospital might conflict with the widespread understanding of development, and while the money supply size is a cause of inflation, there are many other causes.
But it's different from the original. Regardless of what my IP address may or may not suggest, I know the original objector to the earliest version does not object to this edited version, because that objector was and is me. However, I have not yet decided whether I think it should be in the explanation. I will let you know when it gets off the main page, like tomorrow, roughly in a day unless Monday morning continues its traditional trend of presenting unexpected immediate commitments. I have to run a long errand tomorrow so let's say Tuesdayish.
My initial impulse is to add another paragraph from the climate discussion above, and propose it for a subsection or collapse box. 172.70.214.81 14:35, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
How about inserting: "The rate and conditions of carbonic anhydrase expression in genetically modified phytoplankton, such as diatoms intended to sink to the seabed, could be one of many partial proxies for carbon negative direct ocean removal. However, geoengineering success is difficult to measure, and harder to predict, because sometimes even small biological changes in one organism, like modulation of a gene, can have wide-ranging ecosystem effects."
Not sure where the paragraph break should be. If two paragraphs, try appending a subsection; if one, try the collapse box before the first title text paragraph. If people could contribute other interesting examples of proxies for carbon removal (I remember reading about a desalination process?) that would be awesome. 172.70.214.43 14:53, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
I'm not sure if you can use proportion of renewables, because of Jevons paradox. 172.70.211.90 14:59, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
... We could do Bacillus thuringiensis israelensis application rate as a proxy for mosquito abatement to carry the ecology theme. 172.70.207.8 15:08, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
I have questions about the phytoplankton stuff. Is it true that completely carbon negative sequestration could be accomplished with 0.5 micrograms per minute (carbon or carbonate) for each square centimeter of ocean? How can the innoculator be sure the strain is viable but not destructive? Are there any synthetic biology proposals for new carbonate diatoms? Can you guarantee sufficient sinking buoyancy from carbonates alone, or is silicon necessary for sequestration? Won't ocean bottom-feeders or e.g. whales just eat the phytoplankton and return it to the ocean and atmosphere when they die? (There could be worse carbon removal solutions than those providing extra whale food, but I fear keeping it unpalatable to bottom-feeders would require making it hazardous for other ocean life. What was the desalination ocean carbon removal proposal?) 172.70.211.90 15:47, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
Desalination plus carbon capture: [1] or [2] or [3] or [4] or [5]. 172.69.33.9 16:33, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
Is the amount desalinated a good proxy for the mass of carbon sequestered? 172.69.34.50 19:44, 31 July 2022 (UTC)
If you have to fund it by selling the captured carbonate as hydrocarbon fuel, then it's carbon neutral, not carbon negative. 172.70.211.90 20:02, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

The title of the bot at the top changed; it might have been done by the spammer, but regardless it seems less relevant than it usually is.

this dude keeps spamming

Sorry for the mild crassness, especially as a new user, but some Nazi f*ck is vandalizing the page. May someone please ban them? 172.71.26.59 (talk) 03:49, 30 July 2022 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Nah, they're using multiple IPs. Someone could semi-protect it or something but there ain't any mods doing their job it seems. 172.70.147.47 (talk) 03:55, 30 July 2022 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

Where are the mods, anyways? 172.71.82.65 (talk) 03:59, 30 July 2022 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

You can't always count on volunteer authorities. Even us lowly IP address editors can revert vandalism. 172.69.33.199 04:09, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
Yeah nah, we need it semi-protected 162.158.162.199 (talk) 04:13, 30 July 2022 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Funny if that were the goal of the vandalism. 172.70.206.95 16:03, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
One reason that I don't think it should be the go-to counter-vandalism approach being used. But not for me to say. Whilstsoever I'm capable of intervening at least as much as any vandal tries to, I support the mod actions (they are there, doing things, BTW).
Without actually tolerating the vandal, we easily outnumber the person concerned (and the very few other spammers/bots that sneak through the clearly effective existing speedbumps) and this means that such nuisance edits are heavily mitigated. If you see the damaged bits then you're either a regular or a very unlucky occasional visitor.
(This morning, I went to revert an ad-spam that I noted had been written over a page-redirect, to be told that someone else had just gotten there before me!)
I've been on far more abused online resources, both web (early days, long before CAPTCHA technology) and elsewhere (having seen how Usenet was both before and after The Eternal September) and the interference here is extraordinarily given the generally open nature of the submission process.
PS. Please do sign your posts ( with ~~~~ ), if only for the timestamp that makes the to and fro of conversations more understandable... 162.158.34.221 19:01, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
The rant gets replaced within two minutes of each revert. Presumably it's done by bot. We need a mod to take action. 172.70.130.217 05:15, 30 July 2022 (UTC)

Article has been restored but some idiots keep spamming the page with random things. pls do something mods 172.70.147.47 (talk) 03:59, 30 July 2022 (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

it's not "some idiots" it's all one person using different ips. he posted the exact same covid rant several times. i think he's schizophrenic or something and just really wants to be heard --172.69.69.40 04:39, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
But why here? Like, this is such a weird place to try and be heard, I'm sure even Reddit posts would have more visibility than edits to a webcomic wiki. NErDysprosium (talk) 06:06, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
Don't underestimate the importance of the can't-get-jokes demographic for PSYOP recruitment. The invasion of Panama might not even have occurred if it weren't for people distracted by cartoons. 172.69.33.185 17:16, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
As one of the admin I can say that I only come here when I have time. Also I'm not as technically skilled as some of the others. But we all just do this as a hobby. At least we are now some active admins, after several years with none... I was just made admin recently. But I can see that both Theusa and Davidy22 has been active, and that Theusa has made some changes to his bot so it also can revert spam. Hope that helps. --Kynde (talk) 12:57, 31 July 2022 (UTC)


The protected version has much less text than the last non-vandalized version. 172.70.211.90 20:02, 30 July 2022 (UTC)

Re "The history of pharmaceutical research is largely a graveyard of failed proxy hypotheses." True, but someone should add that is the reason for experiment registration regulations. 172.70.210.145 20:17, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
I'm placing that version here, in hopes that it can be edited as a proxy for the protected version: 172.69.33.229 20:28, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
That such improvements are withheld from the main public view must feel like a victory for the vandal. Can autoconfimed users promote it? 172.70.210.145 23:08, 30 July 2022 (UTC)
I have added the above except the "Proxy variables are of interest to non-scientists" part as there was someone explaining why this was removed above here. I will thus not be the one putting it back in.--Kynde (talk) 12:57, 31 July 2022 (UTC)

Is anyone going to comment that all of us IP editors are listed by our CDN proxy address? 172.69.33.123 20:44, 30 July 2022 (UTC)