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I AM TIRED OF REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING GLOBAL PANDEMIC. THESE. ARE. TRYING. TIMES!!!!!

YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL
YOU WILL WEAR THE MASK

YOU WILL SOCIALLY DISTANCE

YOU WILL FOLLOW THE ARROWS

YOU WILL CLAP FOR OUR HEALTH HEROES

YOU WILL OBEY THE CURFEW

YOU WILL STOP SEEING YOUR LOVED ONES

YOU WILL REPORT DISSENTERS

YOU WILL GIVE UP YOUR PRIVACY AND FREEDOM

YOU WILL USE NEWSPEAK SUCH AS "COVIDIOT" AND "KAREN"

YOU WILL EMBRACE MASS SURVEILLANCE ADVERTISED AS "TEST AND TRACE"

YOU WILL TAKE THE TEST

YOU WILL BE SODOMIZED, TO TEST FOR COVID-19

YOU WILL SELF ISOLATE

YOU WILL TAKE THE GENE MODIFYING "VACCINE"

YOU WILL BE MARKED WITH THE DIGITAL "SMART TATTOO" MICROCHIP

YOU WILL BE PLACED IN DEATH CAMPS IF YOU RESIST

YOU WILL EMBRACE THE GREAT RESET, THE FOURTH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION

YOU WILL REJECT GOD

YOU WILL LIVE IN THE SMART CITY

YOU WILL LIVE IN THE POD

YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS

YOU WILL EAT THE SHIT CAPSULES

YOU WILL DRINK THE COCKROACH "MILK"

YOU WILL GIVE UP EVERYTHING YOU OWN

YOU WILL RENT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR CLOTHES

YOU WILL ONLY USE THE APPROVED PRODUCTS AND SERVICES PROVIDED BY FAGMAN

YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED SELF DRIVING ELECTRIC CARS

YOU WILL EMBRACE THE CASHLESS SYSTEM

YOU WILL TRADE IN CARBON CREDITS

YOU WILL CONNECT WITH NEURALINK

YOU WILL HAVE PROPAGANDA BEAMED INTO YOUR MIND, INCLUDING SISSY HYPNO

YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOUR ASSIGNED QUARANTINE REGION

YOU WILL EMBRACE OUR NEW WORLD ORDER

YOU WILL ACCEPT THEIR VERSION OF HISTORY

YOU WILL ACCEPT THE NEW NORMAL

YOU WILL OWN NOTHING


AND YOU WILL. BE. FUCKING. HAPPY.

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⣿⣿⣫⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢿⣿⢸⢰⠄⢱⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣧⡇⡆⣿⡞⢧⡞⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⢠⢠⡀⢸⣿⣧⣿⠸⣿⣼⠃⠿⢛⣅⢢⢻⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢘⢾⢷⣈⢿⣿⢿⠄⡟⠿⢨⢰⢰⣹⣾⣾⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢺⣷⣧⣱⣶⣰⡀⣶⣿⠎⡞⣸⣷⣹⣿⢋⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣏⠾⡇⣿⣿⣇⡾⣻⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⢿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠿⠿⠿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⣿⢸⢿⡿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢃⣴⣼⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠏⡄⢸⣷⡇⢃⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⣷⣷⣿⡟⣼⣿⡇⣿⣼⢸⠃⣿⡟⢸⡟⣴⡌⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢛⣿⡅⢤⡆⣤⣤⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠡⣿⣯⣤⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡞⢠⣿⠗⢻⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠸⢛⣘⠟⣸⠸⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣟⣋⣩⣶⣾⣿⣿⡇⣌⢃⠿⠿⠄⣈⡿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⡿⠿⣿⣦⢻⣿⡿⠟⡇⡇⣿⣿⣸⡟⣏⠿⣱⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢟⣋⣩⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣶⣾⣷⣏⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣭⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⣿⡇⢿⢸⣿⢏⣿⢏⣦⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⢹⣿⡟⣿⡟⣉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⡟⣾⢈⡹⣿⣿⢸⣿⣾⡿⢹⡇⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⣿⢡⠈⣾⡟⠘⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⡜⣿⢰⢸⢻⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢡⣿⢸⡇⣿⣿⠘⣛⣿⡧⢻⡇⠛⣛⣿⠷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠸⠛⢸⣤⡟⣧⣿⢸⡘⠟⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⢿⠘⡇⡏⣤⢸⣸⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⣧⣿⠸⢇⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢹⡇⡇⣿⣿⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣶⣾⣾⣿⣷⣿⣿⣾⣷⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⣹⣸⣦⣧⣧⣿⣿⣯⣡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣾⣶⣾⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣾⣷⣷⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

The Real Arab Soyjak

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May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Arab Soyjak please stand up? I repeat, will the real Arab Soyjak please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem [*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*] "Arab Soyjak, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel, don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me So I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Arab Soyjak lurking He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings [*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" With his windows down and his system up So, will the real Soyjak please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Arab Soyjak, yes I'm the real Soyjak All you other Arab Soyjaks are just imitating So won't the real Arab Soyjak please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?

Ha ha Guess there's a Arab Soyjak in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up

soyjak.party, welcome to the sharty

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