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| What do you want to do today?
 
| What do you want to do today?
 
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| What do you want to do today?
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| rowspan="3" | What do you want to do today?
 
| I don't know: Reflect on your life
 
| I don't know: Reflect on your life
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor?
 
| Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor?
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Brunch: Where do you go?
 
| Brunch: Where do you go?
 
|-
 
|-
| Do you like your neighbor?
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| rowspan="2" | Do you like your neighbor?
 
| Yes: '''Page 78'''
 
| Yes: '''Page 78'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No: What do you want to bring?
 
| No: What do you want to bring?
 
|-
 
|-
| What do you want to bring?
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| rowspan="4" | What do you want to bring?
 
| Jupiter: '''Page 70'''
 
| Jupiter: '''Page 70'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Iron vapor: '''Page 18'''
 
| Iron vapor: '''Page 18'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid?
 
| Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid?
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes?
 
| My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes?
 
|-
 
|-
| Do you think bugs should get paid?
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| rowspan="2" | Do you think bugs should get paid?
 
| Yes: '''Page 96'''
 
| Yes: '''Page 96'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No: Reflect on your life
 
| No: Reflect on your life
 
|-
 
|-
| Where do you go?
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| rowspan="2" | Where do you go?
 
| The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen?
 
| The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen?
 
|-
 
|-
| Are you wearing sunscreen?
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| A diner: How do you get there?
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|-
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| rowspan="2" | Are you wearing sunscreen?
 
| Yes: '''Page 319'''
 
| Yes: '''Page 319'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No: How do you want to visit?
 
| No: How do you want to visit?
 
|-
 
|-
| How do you want to visit?
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| rowspan="2" | How do you want to visit?
 
| Briefly, via teleporter: '''Page 314'''
 
| Briefly, via teleporter: '''Page 314'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| I want to land a probe on the surface: '''Page 323'''
 
| I want to land a probe on the surface: '''Page 323'''
 
|-
 
|-
| How do you get there?
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| rowspan="3" | How do you get there?
 
| Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter?
 
| Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter?
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Plane: '''Page 83''', Are you flying near any strong magnets?
 
| Plane: '''Page 83''', Are you flying near any strong magnets?
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Car: How do you want to drive?
 
| Car: How do you want to drive?
 
|-
 
|-
| Where do you sit in the helicopter?
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| rowspan="2" | Where do you sit in the helicopter?
 
| On the rotor: '''Page 6'''
 
| On the rotor: '''Page 6'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets?
 
| Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets?
 
|-
 
|-
| Are you flying near any strong magnets?
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| rowspan="2" | Are you flying near any strong magnets?
 
| Yes: '''Page 171'''
 
| Yes: '''Page 171'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No: Okay, there's the diner!
 
| No: Okay, there's the diner!
 
|-
 
|-
| Okay, there's the diner!
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| rowspan="2" | Okay, there's the diner!
 
| Keep driving forever: '''Page 128'''
 
| Keep driving forever: '''Page 128'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Stop: What food do you order?
 
| Stop: What food do you order?
 
|-
 
|-
| What food do you order?
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| rowspan="5" | What food do you order?
 
| The sun: '''Page 303'''
 
| The sun: '''Page 303'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Breadsticks: '''Page 299'''
 
| Breadsticks: '''Page 299'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Ammonia: '''Page 284'''
 
| Ammonia: '''Page 284'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| A cloud: '''Page 195'''
 
| A cloud: '''Page 195'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Soup: How much soup?
 
| Soup: How much soup?
 
|-
 
|-
| How much soup?
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| rowspan="2" | How much soup?
 
| 1 bowl: '''Page 197'''
 
| 1 bowl: '''Page 197'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| 10<sup>40</sup> bowls: '''Page 1'''
 
| 10<sup>40</sup> bowls: '''Page 1'''
 
|-
 
|-
| How do you want to drive?
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| rowspan="3" | How do you want to drive?
 
| Fast: '''Page 180'''
 
| Fast: '''Page 180'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| With a bird: '''Page 171'''
 
| With a bird: '''Page 171'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Normal: Does this road lead to Rome?
 
| Normal: Does this road lead to Rome?
 
|-
 
|-
| Does this road lead to Rome?
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| rowspan="3" | Does this road lead to Rome?
 
| Yes: Pick a different road
 
| Yes: Pick a different road
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No, but it should: '''Page 154'''
 
| No, but it should: '''Page 154'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No: Okay, there's the diner!
 
| No: Okay, there's the diner!
 
|-
 
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| Keep driving forever: '''Page 128'''
 
| Keep driving forever: '''Page 128'''
 
|-
 
|-
| What do you really want to do?
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| rowspan="3" | What do you really want to do?
 
| I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: '''Page 43'''
 
| I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: '''Page 43'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs?
 
| I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs?
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| I want a dog: Get a dog
 
| I want a dog: Get a dog
 
|-
 
|-
| What kinds of things about eggs?
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| rowspan="2" | What kinds of things about eggs?
 
| True things: '''Page 300'''
 
| True things: '''Page 300'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| False things: '''Page 258'''
 
| False things: '''Page 258'''
 
|-
 
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| Are you satisfied?
 
| Are you satisfied?
 
|-
 
|-
| Are you satisfied?
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| rowspan="2" | Are you satisfied?
 
| Yes: '''Fulfillment!'''
 
| Yes: '''Fulfillment!'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs
 
| No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs
 
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| Enough? (1)
 
| Enough? (1)
 
|-
 
|-
| Enough? (1)
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| rowspan="2" | Enough? (1)
 
| Yes: '''Fulfillment!'''
 
| Yes: '''Fulfillment!'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs
 
| No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs
 
|-
 
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| Enough? (2)
 
| Enough? (2)
 
|-
 
|-
| Enough? (2)
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| rowspan="2" | Enough? (2)
 
| Yes: Fulfillment!
 
| Yes: Fulfillment!
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: '''Page 308'''
 
| No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: '''Page 308'''
 
|-
 
|-
| Have you committed any crimes?
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| rowspan="3" | Have you committed any crimes?
 
| Not sure: '''Page 255'''
 
| Not sure: '''Page 255'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes
 
| Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| No: Do you want to?
 
| No: Do you want to?
 
|-
 
|-
| Do you want to?
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| rowspan="2" | Do you want to?
 
| No: '''Page 255'''
 
| No: '''Page 255'''
 
|-
 
|-
| ^
 
 
| Yes: '''Page 258'''
 
| Yes: '''Page 258'''
 
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Congratulations, you have acquired a copy of What if? 2! (out today, [xkcd.com/whatif2]) What do you want to do today?
What do you want to do today? I don't know: Reflect on your life
Go to neighborhood party: Do you like your neighbor?
Brunch: Where do you go?
Do you like your neighbor? Yes: Page 78
No: What do you want to bring?
What do you want to bring? Jupiter: Page 70
Iron vapor: Page 18
Weird Opinions: Do you think bugs should get paid?
My fake identity: Have you committed any crimes?
Do you think bugs should get paid? Yes: Page 96
No: Reflect on your life
Where do you go? The sun: Are you wearing sunscreen?
A diner: How do you get there?
Are you wearing sunscreen? Yes: Page 319
No: How do you want to visit?
How do you want to visit? Briefly, via teleporter: Page 314
I want to land a probe on the surface: Page 323
How do you get there? Helicopter: Where do you sit in the helicopter?
Plane: Page 83, Are you flying near any strong magnets?
Car: How do you want to drive?
Where do you sit in the helicopter? On the rotor: Page 6
Inside: Are you flying near any strong magnets?
Are you flying near any strong magnets? Yes: Page 171
No: Okay, there's the diner!
Okay, there's the diner! Keep driving forever: Page 128
Stop: What food do you order?
What food do you order? The sun: Page 303
Breadsticks: Page 299
Ammonia: Page 284
A cloud: Page 195
Soup: How much soup?
How much soup? 1 bowl: Page 197
1040 bowls: Page 1
How do you want to drive? Fast: Page 180
With a bird: Page 171
Normal: Does this road lead to Rome?
Does this road lead to Rome? Yes: Pick a different road
No, but it should: Page 154
No: Okay, there's the diner!
Pick a different road Does this road lead to Rome?
Okay, there's the diner! Keep driving forever: Page 128
What do you really want to do? I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress: Page 43
I want to tell people things about eggs: What kinds of things about eggs?
I want a dog: Get a dog
What kinds of things about eggs? True things: Page 300
False things: Page 258
Get a dog Are you satisfied?
Are you satisfied? Yes: Fulfillment!
No, I think we need more dogs: Get more dogs
Get more dogs Enough? (1)
Enough? (1) Yes: Fulfillment!
No. You can never have too many dogs: More dogs
More dogs Enough? (2)
Enough? (2) Yes: Fulfillment!
No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists in the cosmos has been consumed by a happy, barking mass: Page 308
Have you committed any crimes? Not sure: Page 255
Yes: Travel back in time to undo your crimes
No: Do you want to?
Do you want to? No: Page 255
Yes: Page 258
Travel back in time to undo your crimes Page 277