420: Jealousy

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Jealousy
Oh, huh, so you didn't know that story?
Title text: Oh, huh, so you didn't know that story?

Explanation

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Cueball is the best man at Megan and an unnamed man's wedding. He makes the usual speech about how he met Megan, with the twist that instead of ending his speech on the note of "dude, this is one of my best friends you're marrying here, and you're really lucky to have her. Treat her well", he ends it on the bitter note that Megan, being married, will never fall in love with an anonymous stranger.

He then gets defensive when the party gets understandably annoyed at him for making his speech the way he did, noting that they asked him to make the toast, and that he's within his rights to say whatever he wants in it. The title text continues with this, with Cueball noting that the groom didn't know the story. Statements such as this are often made after telling a shocking story that explains one's position on things or relationship with people.

Transcript

[Dark scene shown, with Cueball and Megan sitting in the moonlight let in by the only window.]
Megan and I first met at a party at her sister's.
We hit it off, opened up, shared secrets, and talked about everything. Around us, the party waned, but we hid from sleep together, talking through the deepest hours of the night.
The dawn found us curled up on a couch, asleep but still together.
That experience, connecting with a stranger and falling recklessly in love is one of life's greatest joys.
And now that you're married, you'll never experience it again.
It's the price you pay for everlasting love. It's a small one, but I hope it stings a little.
Anyway, I wish you and Megan the best.
...Hey, man, you asked me to do a toast.


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Discussion

I love this one, if only for the fact that it's arguably the coldest, bitterest humor of any XKCD strip. 173.245.55.210 17:19, 13 December 2013 (UTC)

Coincidentally, I happened on nos. 420 "Jealousy" and 807 "Connected" consecutively while clicking through the random button on the XKCD site. Randall wouldn't mess with randomness, right? 199.27.133.83 18:48, 4 January 2015 (UTC)Merek

Surely not. NixillUmbreon (talk) 17:07, 3 March 2019 (UTC)

imagine unironically acting like a retard at somebody's wedding lmao

what if its Cueball's best friend words at Cueball and Megan wedding. he s jealous (title) of their eternal love so he tries to downplay it with twisted ideas such as "you ll never experience it again". of course transitioning from alone to connected you wont experience it again, because now you re eternally connected.

goddamn dude, i just got attacked by xkcd lmao. Still one of my favourite things, idc :) stevethenoob 00:07, 5 January 2024 (UTC)