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| date      = March 25, 2009
 
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| titletext = "I'm normally a pretty frugal person, but I still compulsively buy any R/C aircraft that's less than $30.  In the last few years, this has become a problem."
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| titletext = I'm normally a pretty frugal person, but I still compulsively buy any R/C aircraft that's less than $30.  In the last few years, this has become a problem.
 
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==Transcript==
 
==Transcript==
 
:Timeline of Commercial Uses of Lithium Batteries:
 
:Timeline of Commercial Uses of Lithium Batteries:
:[The panel has a timeline that goes from Past to Present. The timeline has 4 notches on it]
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:[The panel has a timeline that goes from Past to Present. The timeline has 4 notches on it.]
 
:Past
 
:Past
:[the first notch, closest to the past side, has a picture of an old man with a walking stick]
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:[the first notch, closest to the past side, has a picture of an old man with a walking stick.]
 
:Pacemakers
 
:Pacemakers
:[The second notch has an image of a man in a car, who is talking on his cell phone]
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:[The second notch has an image of a man in a car, who is talking on his cell phone.]
 
:Phones for Rich Business People
 
:Phones for Rich Business People
:[The third notch, has a teen taking on his cellphone]
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:[The third notch, has a teen taking on his cellphone.]
 
:Phones for Teenagers
 
:Phones for Teenagers
:[The forth notch, closest to the present on the timeline, hac an image of a toy plane box with $10 written on it]
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:[The forth notch, closest to the present on the timeline, and an image of a toy plane box with $10 written on it.]
:Really cheap r
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:Really cheap r/c planes and helicopters
:c planes and helicopters
 
 
:Present
 
:Present
:[Below the main panel]
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:[Below the main panel.]
 
:Life would be so much better if I was one of those people who aged backward.  
 
:Life would be so much better if I was one of those people who aged backward.  
  
 
{{comic discussion}}
 
{{comic discussion}}

Revision as of 06:05, 23 April 2013

Lithium Batteries
I'm normally a pretty frugal person, but I still compulsively buy any R/C aircraft that's less than $30.  In the last few years, this has become a problem.
Title text: I'm normally a pretty frugal person, but I still compulsively buy any R/C aircraft that's less than $30. In the last few years, this has become a problem.

Explanation

In this comic, Randall muses that his life would have been better if he aged in reverse based on a timeline of the usage of lithium-ion batteries. Presumably, the reason is that each of these uses would come to realization when he most needed it (i.e. a pacemaker when he is old, a phone when he is a rich businessperson, etc.). This comic is likely a shout-out to the story "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button", by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Transcript

Timeline of Commercial Uses of Lithium Batteries:
[The panel has a timeline that goes from Past to Present. The timeline has 4 notches on it.]
Past
[the first notch, closest to the past side, has a picture of an old man with a walking stick.]
Pacemakers
[The second notch has an image of a man in a car, who is talking on his cell phone.]
Phones for Rich Business People
[The third notch, has a teen taking on his cellphone.]
Phones for Teenagers
[The forth notch, closest to the present on the timeline, and an image of a toy plane box with $10 written on it.]
Really cheap r/c planes and helicopters
Present
[Below the main panel.]
Life would be so much better if I was one of those people who aged backward.


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Discussion

Old pacemakers and phones kinda sucked. Might not be worth. Davidy²²[talk] 20:51, 9 December 2014 (UTC)

[it] Beanie (talk) 09:40, 19 April 2021 (UTC)