586: Mission to Culture

Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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Mission to Culture
It can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler. I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!
Title text: It can't be very MUCH money ... they apparently can't even afford a sampler. I mean, with a little remixing, some of this could be kinda good!

Explanation

A man [the boyfriend?] wants to take a woman [the girlfriend?] out for his idea of a cultural experience. The inference is that she's culturally impoverished because 'all she ever listens to is techno'. After much griping on various levels, she starts to get into the experience -- sort of. The big 'cultural lesson' she [mis-]gleans from the experience is similar to what a sporting afficionado would gain from watching a sports event.

Her observation regards the seating configuration of a typical modern orchestra, in which the violinists all sit audience-left, while the viole, celli and bassi are on the right. The title text basically just ices the cake.

Transcript

[A man is pulling a woman by the legs. She is holding onto the ground.]
Man: We're getting some culture in you if it kills you.
Woman: Don't wanna.
[The man is pushing the woman through a door.]
Man: All you listen to is techno.
Woman: But... the symphony?
[The couple stand in line between other people.]
Woman: I think we're the only people here under 60.
Man: Shhh.
[The couple sit in the audience just before the concert.]
Woman: The right side is definitely better.
Man: Better?
Woman: They've all got bigger instruments. I bet they make more money.
Man: *Sigh*


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Discussion

If Megan's only got stick-figure arms with no hands or fingernails, how is she leaving multiple scratches on the floor in the first scene? ‎121.223.16.83 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)

I think she's grabbing the rug. --Qwach (talk) 16:08, 31 August 2013 (UTC)
With...what, exactly? 141.101.104.209 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
The implication of fingers. Sort of like how characters in old video games can grab things despite having blobs instead of hands. -Pennpenn 108.162.250.155 05:04, 8 April 2015 (UTC)

Edited the explanation section on orchestra seating to make plurals of violist, cellist, and bassist consistent with violinist. 108.162.219.21 05:25, 3 June 2014 (UTC)