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[[Megan]] is attempting to stay a weekend at home without the {{w|Internet}} as she feels the constant exposure to novelty (from her {{w|internet surfing}}) saps her own initiative. She writes a "last" on-line message about her resolution to [[Cueball]], but he writes back that he doubts she can do it for even one hour.  
 
[[Megan]] is attempting to stay a weekend at home without the {{w|Internet}} as she feels the constant exposure to novelty (from her {{w|internet surfing}}) saps her own initiative. She writes a "last" on-line message about her resolution to [[Cueball]], but he writes back that he doubts she can do it for even one hour.  
  
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She turns off her computer (or at least the screen) and stands up triumphantly next to it, however then she logs right back on to write to Cueball that it's not half bad being off-line, thus violating her original attempt as she clearly used the internet to send the message to Cueball. She doesn't even realize she did this until Cueball replies with the written sound ''Ahem?'' proving he was right about less than one hour.  
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She turns off her computer (or at least the screen) and stands up triumphantly next to it, however then she logs right back on to write to Cueball that it's not half bad being off-line, thus violating her original attempt as she clearly used a computer to send the message to Cueball. She doesn't even realize she did this until Cueball replies with the written sound ''Ahem?'' proving he was right about less than one hour.  
  
 
Very typical of people having some kind of {{w|addiction}}, in this case for being on-line, they may not even realize when they indulge into it, which is the case with Megan here.
 
Very typical of people having some kind of {{w|addiction}}, in this case for being on-line, they may not even realize when they indulge into it, which is the case with Megan here.

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