600: Android Boyfriend

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Android Boyfriend
Which is, coincidentally, the most unsettling mantlepiece decoration in my house.
Title text: Which is, coincidentally, the most unsettling mantlepiece decoration in my house.

Explanation

Referring to 595: Android Girlfriend where Cueball showed that he had and android girlfriend, Megan, Ponytail has decided she would also like to have an android boyfriend, Hairy. But upon bringing these two androids together they fall for each other and decides to have "sex" on the spot.

Part of the joke is that the androids find each other more attractive than the people to whom they were (presumably) created to find attractive. Like likes like, as the saying goes.

Vibrators and Fleshlights are sex toys that represent male and female genitalia, respectively. Ponytail's flat description indicates that she is not particularly aroused by what amounts to a pair of animatronic sex toys rubbing against each other. Randall's title text claims that he has actually done such a thing, and stuck it on his fireplace mantle for all his house-guests to see.

Transcript

[Two couples meet.]
Ponytail: I thought your android girlfriend was cool so I got myself an android boyfriend.
Ponytail: He's really great. I like how—
Ponytail: Uh.
[Megan, the android girlfriend, rushes over to Hairy, the android boyfriend.]
Zip
Voice: Mmmmm...
[Cueball and Ponytail look at something which is off the panel.]
Cueball: ...Huh.
Ponytail: It's like somebody stuck a vibrator in a fleshlight.
Whirrr
Voice: Mmmm
Click


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Discussion

So, DgBrt, you have any intention on explaining why "Data from STNG" is in any way relevant to the Incomplete tag? In fact, you have any intention on explaining what "Data from STNG" actually IS?!?! 199.27.128.65 09:25, 1 March 2014 (UTC)

I think he was referring to this guy.--108.162.210.235 18:06, 10 November 2014 (UTC)
Archer reference

Is this comic a reference to Archer's "Skin Game" episode ? 162.158.21.12 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)