614: Woodpecker

Explain xkcd: It's 'cause you're dumb.
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[Megan and Beret Guy are standing on a deck]
Beret Guy: A Woodpecker!
-pop pop pop
Megan: Yup.

[woodpecker knocking against a tree]
Megan: He hatched about this times last year.
-pop pop pop pop

[Megan leave the frame, leaving Beret on the deck alone]
Beret Guy: ...Woodpecker?... It's your Birthday!
Beret Guy: Did you know?
Beret Guy: Did nobody tell you?

[Beret leaves the frame, changes to the tree base]
[Beret brings a gift and places it at the tree trunk]
[the Woodpecker comes down and opens the gift]
[the Woodpecker flies away holding onto the cord of a power drill]

alt text: If you don't have an extension cord I can get that for you too. Because we're friends! Right?