746: Birth

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Birth
All those GTA marathons during the pregnancy were a bad idea.
Title text: All those GTA marathons during the pregnancy were a bad idea.

Explanation

In this completely absurd comic, we see the typical scene of a woman giving birth. Instead of the baby's head coming out, what appears to be a barrel of a gun instead. And the baby, who can already talk (and hold a gun) is instead holding up the doctor. "Nobody move--this is a stick-up!" is a typical Western movie trope.

The title text is a reference to the video game Grand Theft Auto

This is also one of the few comics that features Megan's name in the text.

Transcript

[Megan is giving birth. A doctor stands near the end of the table.]
Doctor: Okay, the head is starting to crown.
Doctor: Push!
Doctor: Wait, that's... that's a tube.
Doctor: It looks like the barrel of a..."CLICK"
[A voice, that of the baby, comes from Megan's vagina.]
Baby: Nobody move--this is a stick-up!
Doctor: Oh, God! Stop pushing, Megan!
Doctor: Can you... pull?


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Discussion

There might also be a joke in a "stick-up" with stick figures... 212.60.120.202 20:58, 13 May 2013 (UTC)