769: War
| War |
 Title text: They offered to make me a green beret, but I liked my regular one. Although it gets kind of squashed under my helmet. |
Explanation
The comic starts off with the commonly known stereotype of a soldier in war writing a letter to his sweetheart (Cordelia), presumably at home. After the gunshots interrupt his writing, we come to know that Cordelia is actually fighting on the opposite side - it is left open whether they are in an actual relationship or the soldier just writes love letters to his enemies. He explains to her he can now locate her after she shot a decoy set up by him, closing with the phrase "War is hell", often used in the stereotypical situation described above and now having a much darker tint. The alt text gives the reader some kind of closure - the soldier is revealed to be Beret Guy, from whom this kind of behaviour doesn't seem so weird after all.
Transcript
[A soldier is on the ground behind a low wall, writing a letter.] My Dearest Cordelia, It has been far too long since I last gazed upon your lithe and supple body through my telescopic sights, and I fear you may have found a superior vantage poin-- <BLAM!> <BLAM!> <BLAM!> --a splendid effort, my love, but your shots find only a decoy, and reveal your position atop the maintenance shed. I pray this missive and my grenades find you well. War is hell. {Title text: They offered to make me a green beret, but I liked my regular one. Although it gets kind of squashed under my helmet.}
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According to title text, this is actually Beret Guy. I kind of like this "style" for transcripts - specifically that each cell is in a "box". In this case, the cadence of the text doesn't seem to be poetic, but in some comics it could be. --B. P. (talk) 20:08, 9 October 2012 (UTC)
The comic talks about "sights" and "superior vantage points" in relation to Cordelia, where one would expect "the enemy" or similar. And this before the shots are fired. Someone needs to read a bit more carefully. Anonymous 00:16, 5 December 2013 (UTC)
- Since he qualified as a Green Beret and the gun he has is not a grenade launcher (nor is it deployed) it is fair to assume he realises that Cordelia will be gone in seconds and has already sent the email.
- Presumably the person in the picture is a dummy. I used Google News BEFORE it was clickbait (talk) 21:14, 26 January 2015 (UTC)
- It can't be email because he was seen with a pencil and notepad writing it down. 172.68.211.226 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
I always took it as a reference to Lois McMaster Bujold's book "Shards of Honor", which involves a love relationship between Cordelia Naismith and Aral Vorkosigan, when they are fighting on opposites sides of the same war. Lois McMaster Bujold is well above the common class of science fiction author, and it seems entirely reasonable that she should be on Randall's bookshelves. 108.162.250.157 (talk) (please sign your comments with ~~~~)
Should a reference be made to 101: Laser Scope? It has a similar theme. KingSupernova (talk) 01:59, 13 August 2015 (UTC)
In the grim darkness of xkcd, there is only war. 108.162.219.76 03:36, 1 October 2015 (UTC)
This comic reminds me of Sniper Wolf from the original Metal Gear Solid. 108.162.237.41 12:32, 18 October 2016 (UTC)
- do not mention that name--162.158.33.149 12:24, 12 December 2023 (UTC)
