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− | :[Black Hat is going through a door, | + | :[Black Hat is going through a door, a bottle in his hand. A voice speaks to him from off panel.] |
:Cueball: Seriously? This thing runs ''Java?'' It's single-purpose hardware! | :Cueball: Seriously? This thing runs ''Java?'' It's single-purpose hardware! | ||
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:Cueball: I bet they actually hired someone to spend six months porting this JVM so they could write their 20 lines of code in a familiar setting. | :Cueball: I bet they actually hired someone to spend six months porting this JVM so they could write their 20 lines of code in a familiar setting. | ||
− | :[Black Hat has a pair of bolt cutters in | + | :[Black Hat has a pair of bolt cutters in the hand that had been obscured in the first panel.] |
:Black Hat: Well, you know what they say— When all you have is a pair of bolt cutters and a bottle of vodka, everything looks like the lock on the door of Wolf Blitzer's boathouse. | :Black Hat: Well, you know what they say— When all you have is a pair of bolt cutters and a bottle of vodka, everything looks like the lock on the door of Wolf Blitzer's boathouse. | ||
:Cueball: I'm glad ''you ''had a nice night. | :Cueball: I'm glad ''you ''had a nice night. |