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| number    = 887
 
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| date      = April 18, 2011
 
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| title    = Future Timeline
 
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| before    = [[#Explanation|↓ Skip to explanation ↓]]
 
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| image    = future timeline.png
 
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| titletext = Not shown: the approximately 30,000 identical, vaguely hysterical articles titled "WHITE PEOPLE IN [THE US/BRITAIN] TO BECOME MINORITY BY [YEAR]!", which came up for basically any year I put in.
 
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}}
 
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==Explanation==
 
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This comic uses the same strategy as comic [[715: Numbers]], in which [[Randall]] uses Google to search for phrases and then charts the results. This one is charted as a timeline, whereas 715 was charted as line graphs.
 
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It is a list of things predicted or announced by anyone at any time (the ones you see on Google search using "by the year..." or similar statements).
 
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"2101 - War Was Beginning" is a reference to the opening narration of video game ''Zero Wing''; the same narration is famous for the internet meme "{{w|All your base are belong to us}}". As there are not any other out and out references in the comic, and the rest are actually results that you can find using Randall's methods, "War Was Beginning" was probably the only thing he got when he googled 2101 as well.
 
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Certain events in this comic, e.g. "Social Security stops running surplus", are repeated multiple times. Also, certain bizarre events, like "Apocalypse occurs", or "Flying cars reach market", happen before rather plausible things, like "'Big one' hits California". Certain events, like "Japan is a robot-only country" or "Gillette introduces 14-blade razor" may be related to the recurring theme [[605: Extrapolating]].
 
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The title text is a reference to a reoccurring scaremonger theory that European people will become a minority or extinct as other ethnicities outbreed them. For maximum scaremongering they will claim this could happen in the near future, complete with extrapolated graphs. In the years since this comic was published these conspiracy theories have come to be known as "the great replacement" or "white genocide". Scaremongers are banking on the idea their target audience will [https://www.cjr.org/special_report/media-literacy-trump-fake-news.php rarely bother to fact check,] as analysis of their extrapolations usually reveals incorrect methodology [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUbxVfSqtt8 if not outright lies.]
 
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This comic has similar features to [[1413: Suddenly Popular]], [[1093: Forget]], and [[891: Movie Ages]].
 
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==The predictions==
 
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{| class="wikitable"
 
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|-
 
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! Year
 
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! Prediction
 
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! Further Details
 
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! Outcome
 
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|-
 
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| rowspan="4"| 2012
 
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| World population
 
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| Ever since the advent of modern medicine and the more efficient agricultural processes developed since the Industrial Revolution, the human population had been growing at an unprecedented rate. This has caused some people to worry about overpopulation, which would cause a scarcity of resources and overcrowding, and propose various solutions, most of which involve some form of eugenics. 7 billion is a landmark number because it is a multiple of 1 billion.
 
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| Close; Earth reached 7 billion in late 2011.
 
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|-
 
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| Flying cars
 
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| For decades, flying cars have been a staple of futuristic sci-fi and technological predictions. So far very few of these predictions, which to tend to hover around 5–10 years from whatever the current date is, have come true.
 
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| Too early; a flying car was first demonstrated in July 2021.{{Actual citation needed}} You could argue that helicopters count as flying cars, but these are not affordable{{citation needed}} and hence not widely used by the general public.
 
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|-
 
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| Canada cuts greenhouse emissions
 
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| Currently, the Earth is experiencing an unprecedented period of warming we call global warming, caused in part by greenhouse emissions, which are gases that help trap heat in the atmosphere. Countries have repeatedly gotten together and promised to stop emitting greenhouse gases, but so far they have failed to meet their targets.
 
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| False. Canada withdrew from the Kyoto treaty in late 2011, and its emissions in 2012 were 18% ''above'' 1990 levels (though its population had grown 26% and its GDP had grown 67% in that period).
 
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|-
 
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| Apocalypse occurs
 
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| The end of a cycle of the Mayan calendar on December 22, 2012 has been used in popular culture as a basis for predicting the end of the world. Amongst other things, this included the film '2012'. Some people took this rather more seriously, and actually believed that the world would end on this date.
 
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| False.{{Citation needed}}
 
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|-
 
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| rowspan="4"| 2013
 
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| National debt paid off
 
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| For years, the subject of national debt (in the USA) has been a political point of contention.  While both parties theoretically support reducing the debt or paying it off entirely, Democrats are more willing to spend to pull the country out of recessions in the economy and Republicans to cut taxes. The last time that spending did not exceed revenue begin under Clinton, a Democrat, and ended after George W. Bush, a Republican, said that this amounted to taxpayers being "overcharged" and taxes were lowered, followed by the Great Recession.  Clinton at one point proposed [http://money.cnn.com/1999/06/28/economy/clinton/ paying off the debt by 2015].
 
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| False.
 
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|-
 
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| Microchipping Americans
 
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| Microchips are small computer chips, typically embedded in pets in case they get lost, that contain information about the pet. Some, more paranoid, people worry about the government microchipping everyone in an effort to monitor their activities.
 
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| False, although RFID implants do exist.
 
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|-
 
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| Homelessness ended in MA
 
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| In 2008, the Commission To End Homelessness in Massachusetts, under Governor Deval Patrick, proposed a plan to all but eliminate homelessness over the next five years (hence the 2013 end-date on the comic).
 
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| False.
 
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|-
 
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| Health care reform law repealed
 
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| A health care reform law, popularly known as Obamacare, was signed into law in 2010. Ever since, many Republicans have tried (in vain) to repeal it, disliking the idea that government should provide and require healthcare. However, President Joe Biden has stated to restore Obamacare.
 
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| Too early; almost repealed in 2017.
 
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|-
 
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| rowspan="2"| 2014
 
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| US leaves Afghanistan
 
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| After the {{w|September 11 attacks|terrorist attack}} on the {{w|World Trade Center (1973–2001)|World Trade Center}} (WTC) in New York on September 11, 2001, the United States invaded Afghanistan, which at the time allegedly hosted the headquarters of al-Qaeda, the terrorist organization behind the attacks. The war has gone on since then, with the public growing increasingly tired of it. Public support then favored a withdrawal, but for military and logistical reasons, the government could not simply move all the US troops in Afghanistan to their home. Therefore, the government promised to eventually withdraw all troops, initially planned to do so by the end of 2014.
 
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| Too early; the remaining US troops [https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/afghanistan-afghan-troops-struggle-to-replace-americans-at-key-bagram-air-base-2480356 left Afghanistan in June 2021.]
 
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|-
 
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| GNU/Linux dominant OS
 
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| An operating system, or OS, is the software that forms the structure in which applications on you computer function. Some typical OSs include Mac OS X, Windows 10, and Linux. The first two of those three are commercial products, sold as a copy by a company. The last is an open-source OS, one that anyone can download and modify free. Typically, open-source software is used by a small number of socially conscious people.
 
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| False, although Linux-based Android dominated phones since 2011.
 
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|-
 
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| rowspan="3"| 2015
 
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| New Horizon reaches Pluto
 
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| The New Horizon spacecraft is a U.S. space mission designed to go to Pluto and take photographs, collect samples, etc.
 
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| True. [http://pluto.jhuapl.edu It reached Pluto on July 14, 2015].
 
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|-
 
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| Healthcare law causes hyperinflation
 
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| The National Inflation Association warned that the [http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/healthcare-bill-to-cause-us-hyperinflation-by-2015-88711032.html healthcare bill would cause U.S. hyperinflation by 2015.]
 
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| False.
 
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|-
 
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| Millennium development goals achieved
 
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| {{w|Millennium Development Goals}}
 
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| False.
 
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|-
 
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| rowspan="3"| 2016
 
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| Baby boomers begin turning 65
 
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| {{w|Baby boomers}} are individuals conceived in the years following World War Two, roughly defined as those born from 1946-1959. This isn't so much a prediction as basic math; if you were born in 1946, you turned 65 in 2011.
 
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| True.
 
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| Android takes 38%/45% of market share
 
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| {{w|Android (operating system)|Android}} is a popular operating system for smartphones and tablets, created by Google. Market share is the percentage of all devices that use the product, in this case the Android operating system. These entries together are humorous because they cannot both happen at the same time.
 
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| Too late; passed these marks in 2010. {{w|Android OS}}'s [http://www.idc.com/prodserv/smartphone-os-market-share.jsp market share was already 84.4% as of the third quarter of 2014,] showing that both estimates were overly conservative.
 
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|-
 
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| Windows phone overtakes iOS
 
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| {{w|iOS}} is the operating system used by Apple iPhones. At the time of the comic, Apple's mobile OS is much more popular than Microsoft's. The article Randall found predicts that the tables will turn. However, Windows Phone was discontinued in 2017, with support for the last version (Windows Phone 10) ending on December 10, 2019.
 
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| False.
 
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|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="5"| 2017
 
βˆ’
| China completes lunar mission
 
βˆ’
| The {{w|Chinese space program}} has plans for extraterrestrial exploration, including a manned mission to the moon.
 
βˆ’
| False. The first sample-return mission was completed in November 2020.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
| The first of many predictions about the United States {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}} trust fund program, all predicting its decline due to a variety of factors.
 
βˆ’
| False.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| US budget balanced
 
βˆ’
| The {{w|United States federal budget}} outlines how much the US government spends on what in a given fiscal year. The budget is not required to be balanced, and so often more money is spent than is earned in revenue, causing the national debt to rise.
 
βˆ’
| False. Still pretty negative.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Newspapers become obsolete and die out
 
βˆ’
| The increasing popularity of internet media and mobile devices has caused a steady decline in the popularity of print media.
 
βˆ’
| False. Though newspapers are in decline, they are certainly not obsolete as of 2017, or 2022, for that matter.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Cosmetic surgery doubles
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Cosmetic Surgery}}
 
βˆ’
| False. According to the ASPS (American Society of Plastic Surgeons), 1.6 million cosmetic surgeries were performed in 2011, while 1.8 million were performed in 2017, an increase of only 0.2 million.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2018
 
βˆ’
| Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}} again.
 
βˆ’
| Still false.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Jesus returns to Earth
 
βˆ’
| A number of Christians have attempted to predict the return of Christ (a.k.a. the second coming, the rapture) using clues from The Bible, even though the Bible itself says that "no man can know the date". Several predicted dates have come and gone.
 
βˆ’
| False.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2019
 
βˆ’
| Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}} again.
 
βˆ’
| Still false.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Every baby has genes mapped at birth
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Gene Mapping}}
 
βˆ’
| False.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2020
 
βˆ’
| Solar power becomes cheaper than fossil fuels
 
βˆ’
| Scientists estimate that more than half of the {{w|fossil fuels}} in existence have already been found and that fossil fuel production will begin to decline due to the scarcity, causing prices to increase. At the same time, improvements in {{w|Solar Power|solar technology}} are causing the prices for solar energy to steadily decrease.
 
βˆ’
| True, though only in {{w|Cost of electricity by source#Recent_global_studies|certain cases}}.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Keyboards and mice become obsolete
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Computer input device|Computer input devices}} are beginning to adopt other inputs, such as voice commands, touch screens, and eye tracking. While the use of touch screens in particular is gaining widespread use, as of 2014 none has come close to making keyboards and mice obsolete. None of them allow text input that are as fast as a keyboard, and none are suitable for writing program code.
 
βˆ’
| False. While touchscreen devices ''are'' increasingly common, both laptop and desktop computers are still very much in use. Mice continue to be used alongside touchscreens and trackpads, and keyboards remain the dominant method of writing on computers.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| New Tappan Zee bridge constructed
 
βˆ’
| A {{w|Tappan_Zee_Bridge#Replacement_bridge|replacement bridge}} was announced in 2008.
 
βˆ’
| Too late; completed in 2017.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="4"| 2021
 
βˆ’
| US debt reaches 97% of GDP
 
βˆ’
| {{w|US Debt}}
 
βˆ’
| Too late; reached in 2011.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| US unemployment falls to 2.8%
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Unemployment in the United States}}
 
βˆ’
| False: because of the COVID-19 pandemic, unemployment has actually ''increased''.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Restored caliphate unifies Middle East
 
βˆ’
| A {{w|caliphate}} is a form of {{w|Islam|Islamic}} political-religious leadership, centred around a Caliph, or successor to the prophet {{w|Muhammad}}. This may be foreshadowing of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), which has as its goal the creation of a restored caliphate.
 
βˆ’
| False.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Lake Mead evaporates
 
βˆ’
| Formed by the {{w|Hoover Dam}} on the {{w|Colorado River}}, {{w|Lake Mead}} is the largest reservoir in the United States (measured by maximum capacity). It hasn't reached its capacity since 1983, due to drought and increased demand for water. This is linked to {{w|global warming}}.
 
βˆ’
| False, although water levels continue to fall.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2022
 
βˆ’
| Kilimanjaro snow-free
 
βˆ’
| At 5,895 metres, {{w|Kilimanjaro}} is the highest mountain in {{w|Africa}}, and the highest free-standing mountain in the world. Around 85% of its ice cover disappeared between 1912 and 2011, and it continues to recede.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| HTML 5 finished
 
βˆ’
| The World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) began work on {{w|HTML 5}} in 2004.
 
βˆ’
| Too late; 5.0 specification released in 2014, but incremental updates continue.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Newspapers become obsolete and die out
 
βˆ’
| This is the second time this prediction has appeared.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2023
 
βˆ’
| Jesus returns to Earth (again)
 
βˆ’
| Again.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| US debt passes 100% of GDP
 
βˆ’
| This references the common fear that {{w|US Debt}} will exceed GDP, possibly causing {{w|Economic bubble|economic turmoil}}.
 
βˆ’
| Too late; reached in 2012.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| All unprotected ancient forests gone from Pacific Northwest
 
βˆ’
| Likely due to a combination of wildfire and {{w|deforestation}}.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="5"| 2024
 
βˆ’
| Atlantis begins to reappear
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Atlantis}} is the name of a fictional/hypothetical island, which is supposed to have been lost beneath the sea.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Orangutans extinct in wild
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Orangutan|Orangutans}} are a species of great ape, currently classed as an {{w|endangered species}}, and found only in the {{w|Rainforest|rainforests}} of {{w|Borneo}} and {{w|Sumatra}}.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| China lands men and women on the moon
 
βˆ’
| The {{w|Chinese space program}} has plans for extraterrestrial exploration, including a manned mission to the moon.
 
βˆ’
| False; the Chinese government planned a manned mission to the moon for the 2030s.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| NASA sets up permanent moon base
 
βˆ’
| There has been a lot of hype recently about finally returning to the moon, vis-a-vis Orion.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Female professionals pass males in pay
 
βˆ’
| There are two possible explanations for this entry: Either it's fear-mongering from misogynists or, more probably, an erroneous extrapolation from the current rate at which female incomes are catching up to male incomes.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="4"| 2025
 
βˆ’
| World population reaches 8 billion
 
βˆ’
| Given current rates, it seems unlikely it will take this long to hit 8 billion, but advances in birth control options and especially their availability in developing nations may slow the current rate considerably.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Two billion people face water shortages
 
βˆ’
| http://english.pravda.ru/science/earth/28-01-2008/103693-water_crisis-0/
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 62 MPG cars introduced
 
βˆ’
| 62 miles per gallon, ~3.8 L/100km. 62 MPG is a very good mileage rate at today's standard, even though [http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=5231050&page=1 some cars can be driven carefully so as to attain over 100 MPG].
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| US power fades
 
βˆ’
| http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-us-power-will-fade-by-2025/
 
βˆ’
| Hard to know what the precise metric for this would be.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="5"| 2026
 
βˆ’
| Atlantis emerges completely
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Atlantis}} is the name of a fictional/hypothetical island, which is supposed to have been lost beneath the sea. It seems that it has taken 2 years for it to emerge completely.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Rock Bands die out
 
βˆ’
| https://bestbands.wordpress.com/2009/01/25/rock-bands-to-die-out-by-2026/
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| US debt paid off
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/27/business/27view.html It’s 2026, and the Debt Is Due.]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Car accidents cease
 
βˆ’
| Presumably, cars will be fully automated and able to pilot themselves at this point and will have fail-safes that prevent collisions currently attributed to user error. Car accidents will always be possible, however, due to mechanical and electrical failures.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| West coast falls into ocean
 
βˆ’
| Most likely due to {{w|San_Andreas_Fault#The_next_.22Big_One.22|a significant seismic event}}.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2027
 
βˆ’
| Japan introduces new fastest Maglev train
 
βˆ’
| Japan's railway systems are famous for their "bullet trains", or {{w|Shinkansen}}. The Chūō Shinkansen is planned to be opened in this year.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Lyndon Larouche-planned Mars colony is established
 
βˆ’
| http://totse.mattfast1.com/en/technology/space_astronomy_nasa/moonmars.html
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}} again.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="4"| 2028
 
βˆ’
| Tobacco outlawed
 
βˆ’
| Tobacco products (cigarettes and chewing tobacco) have become more and more taboo in modern culture, with most public places and private businesses forbidding their use indoors and near places children congregate.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 40% of coral reefs gone
 
βˆ’
| Many factors have been attributed to the decline of {{w|Coral_reef#Threats|coral reefs}}, including mining, over fishing, and rising ocean tempteratures.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| US debt paid off
 
βˆ’
| {{w|US Debt}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}} again
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="4"| 2029
 
βˆ’
| Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Computers pass the Turing test
 
βˆ’
| It is no coincidence that 2029 is the timeline for Terminator Movies.
 
βˆ’
| Some computer programs already clear the Turing Test about 30% of the time.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Aging reversed
 
βˆ’
| [https://www.zdnet.com/article/manhattan-beach-project-to-reverse-aging-by-2029/ Manhattan Beach Project to reverse aging by 2029]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Wikipedia reaches 30 million articles
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
| As of 1 November 2021, Wikipedia has over [https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wikipedias#Grand_Total 57.6 million total articles], if all languages are included. The source being cited may have meant the English language Wikipedia, which has only {{w|Special:Statistics|6.5 million articles}}.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2030
 
βˆ’
| Half of Amazon rain forest lost to logging
 
βˆ’
| WWF press release - [http://www.worldwildlife.org/press-releases/climate-change-speeds-up-amazon-s-destruction-says-wwf Climate Change Speeds Up Amazon’s Destruction] referring to a report on the [http://assets.panda.org/downloads/amazonas_eng_04_12b_web.pdf Amazon's vicious cycles].
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Cancer deaths double from 2008 levels
 
βˆ’
| From the [http://www.cancer.org/myacs/newengland/global-cancer-burden-to-double-by-2030 Global Cancer Burden to Nearly Double by 2030] article about the article from page 37 of [http://www.cancer.org/research/cancerfactsfigures/globalcancerfactsfigures/global-facts-figures-2nd-ed Global Cancer Facts & Figures 2nd edition].
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Arctic ice-free in summer
 
βˆ’
| http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/10/091015-arctic-ice-free-gone-video-ap.html
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2031
 
βˆ’
| Computers controlled by thought
 
βˆ’
| http://www.gizmag.com/future-mobile-technology/17554/
 
βˆ’
| As of 2017, this is {{w|Brain–computer interface|already possible}}, but still not used in any mass available devices as of 2021.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Realtors replaced by technology
 
βˆ’
| http://agbeat.com/editorials/will-realtors-be-replaced-by-technology-by-the-year-2031/
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
| http://crfb.org/blogs/cbo-95-percent-confident-social-security-trust-fund-runs-out-25-years
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2032
 
βˆ’
| "Big One" hits San Francisco
 
βˆ’
| {{w|San Franscisco}} is located on the {{w|San Andreas Fault}}, which is predicted to produce a magnitude 7+ earthquake in the 'near future'. This event is referred to as {{w|San_Andreas_Fault#The_next_.22Big_One.22|"The Big One"}}.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| US elects first married lesbian President
 
βˆ’
| http://4chandata.org/g/In-what-major-ways-do-you-think-the-world-of-2032-will-be-different-from-that-of-today-a20155
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Entire world converted to Christianity
 
βˆ’
| http://www.goddiscussion.com/38920/christian-domininionsts-to-take-over-the-world-by-2032/
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2033
 
βˆ’
| Kilimanjaro ice disappears
 
βˆ’
| http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/11/02/idUSL2210825
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| India becomes superpower
 
βˆ’
| https://www.facebook.com/pages/India-A-SuperPower-by-2033/151177191568098
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Europe reaches Mars
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.spacedaily.com/news/esa-general-03zb.html Specifically, a manned European mission]. ESA's {{w|Mars Express}} probe landed in 2003.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2034
 
βˆ’
| US diabetes cases double, treatment costs triple
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.reuters.com/article/2009/11/27/us-diabetes-usa-costs-idUSTRE5AQ0C220091127 U.S. diabetes cases to double, costs triple by 2034]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| US builds autonomous robot army
 
βˆ’
| The concept of robots built for military service is another common element of science fiction stories. [http://www.aos-inc.com/index.php/medialias/press-releases?id=112 Unmanned Systems] article, about the [http://www.dtic.mil/cgi-bin/GetTRDoc?AD=ADA522247 2009-2034 Unmanned Systems Integrated Roadmap] publication ([http://www.amazon.com/2009-Unmanned-Integrated-Aircraft-Technologies-ebook/dp/B0047743A0 details at Amazon]).
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2035
 
βˆ’
| 80% of America's energy comes from renewable sources
 
βˆ’
| From fact sheet on Obama's [http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2011/01/25/fact-sheet-state-union-president-obamas-plan-win-future State of the Union.]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Himalayan glaciers down 80% in size
 
βˆ’
| From an IPCC report on [https://web.archive.org/web/20100116132657/http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/ar4/wg2/en/ch10s10-6-2.html The Himalayan glaciers] that has been analysed in quite some depth. See for example detailed article on an [http://www.yaleclimateconnections.org/2010/02/anatomy-of-ipccs-himalayan-glacier-year-2035-mess/ anatomy of IPCC’s mistake].
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Arctic sea lane opens
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/730ef8fe-27e1-11e0-8abc-00144feab49a.html#axzz3OBgEHYNY Arctic sea lane could open by 2035]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2036
 
βˆ’
| 80% of US has access to high-speed rail
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.wnyc.org/story/284946-obama-80-percent-of-americans-should-have-access-to-high-speed-rail-by-2036/ Obama: 80 Percent of Americans Should Have Access to High Speed Rail By 2036]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Asteroid Apophis misses/hits Earth
 
βˆ’
| 99942 Apophis is a near-Earth asteroid that caused a brief period of concern in December 2004 because initial observations indicated a probability of up to 2.7% that it would hit Earth on April 13, 2029.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2037
 
βˆ’
| Arctic ice-free in September
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Arctic sea ice decline}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2038
 
βˆ’
| 32-bit timestamps roll over, causing Y2K-level chaos
 
βˆ’
| On 03:14:07 UTC on 19 January 2038, the value of time_t rolls over, that is it will return to zero.  time_t is a computing standard measurement of time; it is a count of the number of seconds since 00:00:00 UTC on 1 January 1970.  time_t is used by most computer systems to store date and time information.  It is recommended that new software should convert to a 64 bit time_t; indeed, most operating systems designed to run on 64-bit hardware already use signed 64-bit time_t integers. This would give an epoch of 15:30:08 UTC on 4 December 292,277,026,596 (292 billion years away).  Of course, legacy systems may not be upgradable so action taken now should prevent this becoming a problem closer to 2038...
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| "Big One" hits California
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.presstelegram.com/technology/20080414/the-big-one-likely-to-hit-by-2038 `The big one' likely to hit by 2038]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2039
 
βˆ’
| US population hits 400 Million
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.prb.org/Publications/Articles/2008/us400million.aspx U.S. Population Projected to Hit 400 Million in 2039]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Severe heat waves become commonplace
 
βˆ’
| [http://news.stanford.edu/news/2010/july/extreme-heat-study-070810.html Heat waves and extremely high temperatures could be commonplace in the U.S. by 2039, Stanford study finds]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Scientology becomes majority religion in US
 
βˆ’
| [http://home.snafu.de/tilman/2039.html Essay: Scientology in the year 2039]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2040
 
βˆ’
| Arctic summers ice-free
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.livescience.com/9419-arctic-summer-ice-free-2040.html Arctic Summer Could be Ice-Free by 2040]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Nanotechnology makes humans immortal
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.computerworld.com/article/2528330/app-development/nanotech-could-make-humans-immortal-by-2040--futurist-says.html Nanotech could make humans immortal by 2040, futurist says]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2041
 
βˆ’
| Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2043
 
βˆ’
| World population passes 9 Billion
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Population growth}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2044
 
βˆ’
| Mankind genetically engineered to be happy
 
βˆ’
| Premise of the movie [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1363468/ Zenith] - further details are in the [http://www.filmjournal.com/filmjournal/content_display/esearch/e3i25130cd57f1590bda4527c098ac85b01 film review for Zenith.]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Childhood obesity reaches 100%
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.ivanhoe.com/channels/p_channelstory.cfm?storyid=11414 100-Percent Childhood Obesity Predicted by 2044]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2045
 
βˆ’
| Humans and machines merge
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Ray Kurzweil}} predicts of a 'singularity' which will lead to a race of super intelligent beings.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2046
 
βˆ’
| World's natural resources depleted
 
βˆ’
| [http://raphaelvanlaer.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/peak-uncertainty-when-will-we-run-out-of-fossil-fuels/ Peak uncertainty, when will we run out of fossil fuels?]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2047
 
βˆ’
| World ruled by banks and corporations
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.amazon.co.uk/Future-Schlock-2047-RM-Krakoff-ebook/dp/B0039IT37Q Future Schlock - the story of a world turned upside down in 2047]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Tobacco industry fails
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.news.wisc.edu/16857 Experts: Big Tobacco dead by 2047, possibly sooner]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| US begins using autonomous attack drones
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/aug/22/us-air-force-drones-pilots-afghanistan US Air Force prepares drones to end era of fighter pilots]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2048
 
βˆ’
| Salt-water fish extinct from overfishing
 
βˆ’
| WWF report on [http://wwf.panda.org/about_our_earth/blue_planet/problems/problems_fishing/ unsustainable fishing.]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Unisex bathing suits cover body from shoulder to ankle
 
βˆ’
| [http://future.wikia.com/wiki/RyansWorld:_Bathing_Suits_of_the_Future RyansWorld: Bathing Suits of the Future]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Entire US population overweight
 
βˆ’
| [https://web.archive.org/web/20090321075605/http://thestatsblog.wordpress.com/2008/07/29/scientists-say-thin-people-face-extinction-in-united-states-everyone-will-be-overweight-by-2048-%E2%80%93-and-less-smart Scientists Say Thin People Face Extinction in United States: Everyone Will Be Overweight by 2048 – And Less Smart (archive)]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2049
 
βˆ’
| $1,000 computer exceeds computational ability of humanity
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.americanbar.org/content/newsletter/publications/technology_e_report_home/2007_may_technotes.html TechNotes: Trends in Technology]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Singularity occurs
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.prismdecision.com/the-singularity-is-near The Singularity Is Near]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Fishing industry collapses
 
βˆ’
| This tends to happen when your food-stock is extinct{{citation needed}} - see WWF report on [http://wwf.panda.org/about_our_earth/blue_planet/problems/problems_fishing/ unsustainable fishing.]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="5"| 2050
 
βˆ’
| 80% of Earth's population lives in urban centers
 
βˆ’
| [http://infochangeindia.org/population/books-a-reports/80-of-world-population-will-soon-be-in-urban-areas.html 80% of world population will soon be in urban areas]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| China controls space
 
βˆ’
| [https://books.google.com/books?id=op851Uf99LQC&dq=China+controls+space+2050&source=gbs_navlinks_s Space Science & Technology in China: A Roadmap to 2050]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Sex with robots possible
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.livescience.com/1951-forecast-sex-marriage-robots-2050.html Forecast: Sex and Marriage with Robots by 2050]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Cars banned from European cities
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/8411336/EU-to-ban-cars-from-cities-by-2050.html EU to ban cars from cities by 2050]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| One million species extinct from climate change
 
βˆ’
| [http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/01/0107_040107_extinction.html By 2050 Warming to Doom Million Species, Study Says]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2051
 
βˆ’
| Atmosphere escapes into space
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.thehulltruth.com/boating-outdoor-photos/255705-have-you-ever-seen-fallstreak-hole.html Conspiracy theory] relating to {{w|Fallstreak hole}} or hole punch clouds.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2052
 
βˆ’
| Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security spending exceed total US revenue
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2053
 
βˆ’
| US budget balanced
 
βˆ’
| [http://crfb.org/blogs/omb-releases-long-term-projections-fy2015-budget-proposal OMB releases long-term projections for the FY2015 budget proposal]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Majority of Americans in prison
 
βˆ’
| [http://articles.philly.com/1992-06-14/news/26032105_1_prison-officials-prison-time-prison-commissioners 'Beyond Bricks And Bars' As Jails Overflow, The Lock-'em-up Credo Is Drawing Unlikely Criticism - From Prison Officials Themselves]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Cars driven by dogs
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
| This has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk already occurred] in 2012! However, it is not as widespread as the prediction may be implying.
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2054
 
βˆ’
| Hunger becomes unimaginable global problem
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.albionmonitor.com/0403a/earth2054.html Hunger Could Be 'Unimaginable' Global Problem By 2054]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2055
 
βˆ’
| Atmospheric CO2 doubled
 
βˆ’
| [http://cmi.princeton.edu/wedges/flash_intro.php Carbon Mitigation Initiative: Stabilization Wedges]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Oil runs out
 
βˆ’
| [http://raphaelvanlaer.wordpress.com/2012/02/22/peak-uncertainty-when-will-we-run-out-of-fossil-fuels/ Peak uncertainty, when will we run out of fossil fuels?]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Copper, tin, lead, gold, and nickel all exhausted
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.environmentalgraffiti.com/environment/5-valuable-metals-that-could-vanish-by-2055 5 Valuable Metals That Could Vanish by 2055]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2056
 
βˆ’
| RFID-tagged driverless cars
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.zdnet.com/article/rfid-tagged-driverless-cars-on-roads-by-2056/ RFID-tagged driverless cars on roads by 2056]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Robots given same rights as humans
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.cc.gatech.edu/news/robots-given-same-rights-humans-2056 Robots Given Same Rights As Humans By 2056]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2057
 
βˆ’
| 150 Japanese settlers on Mars
 
βˆ’
| [http://connection.ebscohost.com/c/articles/9011051292/will-japan-colonize-mars Will Japan colonize Mars?]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Colorado River runs dry
 
βˆ’
| [http://news.agu.org/press-release/colorado-river-reservoirs-could-bottom-out-from-warming-business-as-usual/ Colorado River Reservoirs Could Bottom Out From Warming]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2058
 
βˆ’
| Smoking ends in New Zealand
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10698966 Smoking to die out in NZ by 2058]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2059
 
βˆ’
| Humans have domesticated robots
 
βˆ’
| [http://diehardempiricist.blogspot.co.nz/2012/05/6-may-2011-virtual-necking-demography.html Virtual necking, demography, and robots]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="4"| 2060
 
βˆ’
| Human race lives in peace
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.arasfoundation.org/vision.html ARAS vision/mission]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Extreme droughts across much of Earth
 
βˆ’
| [http://wdas.cosmosmagazine.com/news/extreme-drought-across-most-earth-30-years/ Extreme drought across most of Earth by 2060]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Global temperature rise reaches 4 Β°C
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Avoiding dangerous climate change}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Oil runs out again
 
βˆ’
| [http://business.financialpost.com/2011/04/01/oil-may-run-out-by-2060-hsbc/?__lsa=98a7-5c61 Oil may run out by 2060: HSBC]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2061
 
βˆ’
| Halley's comet returns
 
βˆ’
| Halley's comet returns to the inner solar system (the vicinity of earth and the sun) every 75.3 years.  The last time it was near earth was in 1985-1986.  When it next returns, its closest approach to the sun will occur on [http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/horizons.cgi 28 July 2061.]
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2062
 
βˆ’
| Uganda hosts World Cup
 
βˆ’
| [http://shillingscents.blogspot.co.nz/2010/07/uganda-to-host-world-cup-in-2062.html Uganda to host world cup in 2062]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| The Jetsons
 
βˆ’
| {{w|The Jetsons}} was an animated science fiction sitcom that first aired in 1962. The show was set in the year 2062.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="4"| 2063
 
βˆ’
| First human clones reach adulthood
 
βˆ’
| [http://au.ign.com/articles/2004/04/28/the-fall-last-days-of-gaia-diary-2 The Fall - Last Days of Gaia Diary #2]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Population of Moon reaches 100,000
 
βˆ’
| Reading Eagle newspaper article from July 17, 1963 - [http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1955&dat=19630717&id=PhgrAAAAIBAJ&sjid=B50FAAAAIBAJ&pg=4055,6599008 Moon Population of 100,000 Is Predicted for 2063] and [http://www.paleofuture.com/blog/2008/3/14/air-force-predictions-for-2063-1963.html Air Force Predictions for 2063 (1963)]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Population of Mars reaches 10,000
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.paleofuture.com/blog/2008/3/14/air-force-predictions-for-2063-1963.html Air Force Predictions for 2063 (1963)]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Spacecraft exceed speed of light
 
βˆ’
| Physics as currently understood states that it is impossible to exceed the speed of light. A monumental shift in our physics would have had to have occurred for this to come true. This is a reference to the 8th Star Trek feature Film: "Star Trek:  First Contact" where Zefram Cochrane performs the first human Warp Flight on April 5, 2063.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2064
 
βˆ’
| Clean Air Act finishes reducing haze in national parks to natural levels
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.cleanhouston.org/air/features/hazyfuture.htm State plan guarantees a hazy future for Texas’ wilderness areas]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2065
 
βˆ’
| Last coral reefs die out
 
βˆ’
| From an [http://www.edgeofexistence.org/coral_reef_conservation/coral_reef_video.php article about a video called Reefs on the Edge] set in 2065 where a 15-year-old girl tells her grandfather's stories of coral reefs, and their demise.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Chernobyl cleanup complete
 
βˆ’
| [http://rt.com/politics/chernobyl-clean-in-55-years-time/ Chernobyl clean in 55 years time?]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2066
 
βˆ’
| Cyprus achieves its goal
 
βˆ’
| This is from some [http://www.cyprus-forum.com/cyprus33608-110.html#p665612 forum posts on the decendants of Cypriots] that lends support to the autonomy of Cyprus from Greek or Turkey.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2067
 
βˆ’
| Americans live in domed cities and watch 3D TV
 
βˆ’
| The article at [http://blogs.lib.unc.edu/ncm/index.php/2013/11/15/artifact-of-the-month-slide-rule-1916/ Artifact of the Month: Slide rule, 1916] includes information from the International Slide Rule Museum that "in 1967, Keuffel & Esser Co. commissioned a study of the future, predicting that Americans in 2067 would live in domed cities and watch 3D television."
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Redheads go extinct
 
βˆ’
| [http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/genetic/redhead-extinction.htm Are redheads going extinct?]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2068
 
βˆ’
| Ozone hole over Antarctic finishes recovering
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.theozonehole.com/recovery.htm NASA Study Finds Clock Ticking Slower On Ozone Hole Recovery]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Lord Jesus rules the Earth from Throne in Jerusalem.
 
βˆ’
| [http://myth-one.com/chapter_8.htm The Resurrections -- What Really Happens]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Entire world population gay due to chemicals in the water
 
βˆ’
| [http://thedailybanter.com/2013/01/alex-jones-the-government-is-trying-to-make-more-gay-people/ Alex Jones talks about chemicals that make people gay]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2069
 
βˆ’
| Public masturbation legalized
 
βˆ’
|  [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:It's_still_not_okay_to_Pull_Your_Penis_out_in_Public It's still not okay to Pull Your Penis out in Public]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="3"| 2070
 
βˆ’
| World population peaks
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn1108-global-population-to-peak-in-2070.html Global population to peak in 2070]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| City-scale flooding disasters
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/earthnews/3317033/City-scale-flooding-disasters-predicted-by-2070.html City-scale flooding disasters predicted by 2070]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 60% of world's energy comes from renewable sources
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.ssisolarenergy.com/solar-alternative-energy/ What Is Alternative Energy All About?]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2071
 
βˆ’
| Europe's temperatures rise by 3 Β°C
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.umweltbundesamt.de/en/topics/climate-energy/climate-change-adaptation/adaptation-tools/project-catalog/peseta-projection-of-economic-impacts-of-climate Projection of Economic impacts of climate change in Sectors of the European Union based on bottom-up Analysis]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| World summer temperatures rise by 5 Β°C
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.climateadaptation.eu/denmark/climate-change/ See "Air temperature changes in the 21st century"]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2072
 
βˆ’
| US retirement age is set to 75
 
βˆ’
| [http://money.usnews.com/money/retirement/articles/2012/06/11/how-high-will-the-retirement-age-go Up to 70-80 years]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2073
 
βˆ’
| Oceans do not rise one foot
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.skepticalscience.com/sea-level-rise-predictions.htm More like 2 feet]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2074
 
βˆ’
| Number of 100-year-olds reaches one million
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-8848188.html UK to have 1 million centenarians by 2074]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Supertyphoons hit Japan
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2009/09/08/national/super-typhoons-in-store-as-seas-warm/ Super typhoons in store as seas warm]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2075
 
βˆ’
| US retirement age set to 69
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/Latest-News-Wires/2010/1112/Retirement-age-at-69-Deficit-plan-hits-Social-Security Retirement age at 69? Deficit plan hits Social Security]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2076
 
βˆ’
| Average scientific paper has more than 24 authors
 
βˆ’
| [https://doclib.uhasselt.be/dspace/bitstream/1942/871/1/yitzhaki373.PDF Multiple Authorship in Biochemistry and Other Fields] (PDF)
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Social Security (United States)|Social Security}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2078
 
βˆ’
| Newspapers become obsolete and die out
 
βˆ’
| The same prediction was made for 2017 and 2022.  Even when most prognosticators agree that something will happen, there can still be much disagreement about ''when'' it will happen.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="4"| 2079
 
βˆ’
| US debt reaches 716% of GDP
 
βˆ’
| {{w|US Debt}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Lodgepole pines disappear from Northwest
 
βˆ’
| [http://oregonstate.edu/ua/ncs/archives/2011/feb/climate-change-causing-demise-lodgepole-pine-western-north-america Climate change causing demise of lodgepole pine in western North America]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Floods commonplace
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090108101627.htm Floods To Become Commonplace By 2080]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Religion marginalized
 
βˆ’
| http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-11347073
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2080
 
βˆ’
| Federal spending reaches 70% of GDP
 
βˆ’
| [http://crfb.org/sites/default/files/our_debt_problems_are_far_from_solved_updated_2.pdf Our debt problems are far from solved] (PDF)
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| UK population doubles
 
βˆ’
| [http://forums.canadiancontent.net/international-politics/69603-britains-population-hit-110-million.html Britain's population to hit 110 million]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2082
 
βˆ’
| World population declines to one billion
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.paulchefurka.ca/Population.html Population: The Elephant in the Room]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2084
 
βˆ’
| Robot policemen introduced
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.thetechherald.com/articles/Robotic-cops-set-to-stamp-out-crime-by-2084 Robotic cops set to stamp out crime by 2084]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2085
 
βˆ’
| US deficit reaches 62% of GDP
 
βˆ’
| [http://moneybob.com/2010/06/28/paul-krugman-throws-in-towel-says-were-headed-for-another-depression/ Paul Krugman Throws In Towel, Says We’re Headed For Another Depression]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2088
 
βˆ’
| Japan becomes all-robot country
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.theretributioners.tv/erics-blog/2009/11/25/-japan-to-become-all-robot-country-by-2088.html Japan To Become All Robot Country By 2088]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2089
 
βˆ’
| World halts fossil fuel use
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Fossil Fuels}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="2"| 2090
 
βˆ’
| Global warming hits 7 Β°C
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.reportingclimatescience.com/news-stories/article/models-warn-of-7c-dangerous-climate-change-by-2090.html Models warn of 7C dangerous climate change by 2090]. Climate change, especially global warming, is a [[:Category:Climate change|recurring theme]] in xkcd.
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Global warming hits 4 Β°C
 
βˆ’
| Summarized [http://www.global-warming-forecasts.com/2090-climate-change-global-warming-2090.php here]. In reference to Andy Bowers, β€œAnalysis: Scientists say global warming could affect California's drinking water supply,” NPR All Things Considered, June 22, 2001
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| rowspan="11"| 2100
 
βˆ’
| Global warming around 5-7 Β°C
 
βˆ’
| [http://grist.org/article/bau-fd/ Hadley Center study warns of β€˜catastrophic’ 5-7Β°C warming by 2100 on current emissions path]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Sea levels have risen by a meter or more
 
βˆ’
| {{w|Future sea level}}
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Joshua trees nearly extinct
 
βˆ’
| [http://news.discovery.com/earth/joshua-trees-climate-change-110325.htm Joshua Trees Nearly Wiped Out by 2100?]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Earth's climate resembles that of the Cretaceous
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.pnas.org/content/107/2/576 Atmospheric CO2 concentrations during ancient greenhouse climates were similar to those predicted for A.D. 2100]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Germany tropical
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/climate-change-predictions-a-tropical-germany-by-2100-a-463378.html Climate Change Predictions: A Tropical Germany by 2100?]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Emperor penguins extinct
 
βˆ’
| [http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7851276.stm Emperor penguins face extinction]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Arctic permafrost thaws
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/surface-permafrost-could/ Surface Permafrost Could Disappear by 2100]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Rising seas flood coastal cities
 
βˆ’
| [http://uanews.org/story/rising-seas-will-affect-major-us-coastal-cities-2100 Rising Seas Will Affect Major U.S. Coastal Cities by 2100]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Rain forests mostly gone due to climatic shifts
 
βˆ’
| [http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/08/06/890970/-Massive-Loss-of-Rainforest-Species-by-2100-eKos-Earthship-Friday Massive Loss of Rainforest Species by 2100]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| All coral reefs gone
 
βˆ’
| [http://planetsave.com/2010/10/15/coral-reefs-gone-by-2100/ Coral Reefs Gone by 2100?]
 
βˆ’
|
 
βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| Gillette introduces 14-bladed razor
 
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βˆ’
|-
 
βˆ’
| 2101
 
βˆ’
| WAR WAS BEGINNING
 
βˆ’
| References {{w|Zero Wing}}, a 1989 Japanese computer game set in 2101, famous for poorly translated English and the source for "{{w|All your base are belong to us}}". See [[286: All Your Base]]
 
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βˆ’
<references/>
 
βˆ’
 
 
βˆ’
==Transcript==
 
βˆ’
 
 
βˆ’
:<big>'''THE FUTURE'''</big>
 
βˆ’
:'''According to Google search results'''
 
βˆ’
:Events for each year determined by the first page of Google search results for the phrases:
 
βˆ’
:<small>"By <year>" "In year"</small>
 
βˆ’
:<small>"By the year <year>" "In the year <year>"</small>
 
βˆ’
:<small>"Will * by the year <year>" "Will * in the year <year>"</small>
 
βˆ’
:<small>"In <year>, * will" "By <year>, * will"</small>
 
βˆ’
:
 
βˆ’
:;2012
 
βˆ’
::World population reaches 7 billion
 
βˆ’
::Flying cars reach market
 
βˆ’
::Canada cuts greenhouse emissions to 6% below 1990 levels as per Kyoto
 
βˆ’
::Apocalypse occurs
 
βˆ’
:;2013
 
βˆ’
::National debt paid off through President Clinton's plans
 
βˆ’
::Microchipping of all Americans begins
 
βˆ’
::Homelessness ended in Massachusetts
 
βˆ’
::Health care reform law repealed
 
βˆ’
:;2014
 
βˆ’
::US leaves Afghanistan
 
βˆ’
::GNU/Linux becomes dominant OS
 
βˆ’
:;2015
 
βˆ’
::New Horizons reaches Pluto
 
βˆ’
::Health care law causes hyperinflation
 
βˆ’
::192 UN member nations achieve millennium development goals:
 
βˆ’
::*Extreme poverty and hunger eradicated
 
βˆ’
::*Universal primary education implemented
 
βˆ’
::*Women empowered, gender equality reached
 
βˆ’
::*Environmental stability ensured
 
βˆ’
:;2016
 
βˆ’
::Baby boomers begin turning 65
 
βˆ’
::Android takes 38% of the smartphone market
 
βˆ’
::Android takes 45% of the smartphone market
 
βˆ’
::Windows Phone overtakes iOS in smartphones
 
βˆ’
:;2017
 
βˆ’
::China completes unmanned Lunar sample-return mission
 
βˆ’
::Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
::US budget balanced
 
βˆ’
::Newspapers become obsolete and die out
 
βˆ’
::Cosmetic surgery doubles
 
βˆ’
:;2018
 
βˆ’
::Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
::Jesus returns to Earth
 
βˆ’
:;2019
 
βˆ’
::Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
::Every baby has genes mapped at birth
 
βˆ’
:;2020
 
βˆ’
::Solar power becomes cheaper than fossil fuels
 
βˆ’
::Keyboards and mice become obsolete
 
βˆ’
::New Tappan Zee bridge constructed
 
βˆ’
:;2021
 
βˆ’
::US debt reaches 97% of GDP
 
βˆ’
::US unemployment falls to 2.8%
 
βˆ’
::Restored caliphate unifies Middle East
 
βˆ’
::Lake Mead evaporates
 
βˆ’
:;2022
 
βˆ’
::Kilimanjaro snow-free
 
βˆ’
::HTML 5 finished
 
βˆ’
::Newspapers become obsolete and die out
 
βˆ’
:;2023
 
βˆ’
::Jesus returns to Earth (again)
 
βˆ’
::US debt passes 100% of GDP
 
βˆ’
::All unprotected ancient forests gone from Pacific Northwest
 
βˆ’
:;2024
 
βˆ’
::Atlantis begins to reappear
 
βˆ’
::Orangutans extinct in wild
 
βˆ’
::China lands men and women on the moon
 
βˆ’
::NASA sets up permanent moon base
 
βˆ’
::Female professionals pass males in pay
 
βˆ’
:;2025
 
βˆ’
::World population reaches 8 billion
 
βˆ’
::Two billion people face water shortages
 
βˆ’
::62 MPG cars introduced
 
βˆ’
::US power fades
 
βˆ’
:;2026
 
βˆ’
::Atlantis emerges completely
 
βˆ’
::Rock Bands die out
 
βˆ’
::US debt paid off
 
βˆ’
::Car accidents cease
 
βˆ’
::West coast falls into ocean
 
βˆ’
:;2027
 
βˆ’
::Japan introduces new fastest maglev train
 
βˆ’
::Lyndon Larouche-planned Mars colony established
 
βˆ’
::Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
:;2028
 
βˆ’
::Tobacco outlawed
 
βˆ’
::40% of coral reefs gone
 
βˆ’
::US debt paid off
 
βˆ’
::Social Security stops running surplus
 
βˆ’
:;2029
 
βˆ’
::Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
::Computers pass the Turing Test
 
βˆ’
::Aging reversed
 
βˆ’
::Wikipedia reaches 30 million articles
 
βˆ’
:;2030
 
βˆ’
::Half of Amazon rain forest lost to logging
 
βˆ’
::Cancer deaths double from 2008 levels
 
βˆ’
::Arctic ice-free in summer
 
βˆ’
:;2031
 
βˆ’
::Computers controlled by thought
 
βˆ’
::Realtors replaced by technology
 
βˆ’
::Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
:;2032
 
βˆ’
::"Big One" hits San Francisco
 
βˆ’
::US elects first married lesbian president
 
βˆ’
::Entire world converted to Christianity
 
βˆ’
:;2033
 
βˆ’
::Kilimanjaro ice disappears
 
βˆ’
::India becomes superpower
 
βˆ’
::Europe reaches Mars
 
βˆ’
:;2034
 
βˆ’
::US diabetes cases double, treatment costs triple
 
βˆ’
::US builds autonomous robot army
 
βˆ’
:;2035
 
βˆ’
::80% of America's energy comes from renewable sources
 
βˆ’
::Himalayan glaciers down 80% in size
 
βˆ’
::Arctic sea lane opens
 
βˆ’
:;2036
 
βˆ’
::80% of US has access to high-speed rail
 
βˆ’
::Asteroid Apophis hits/misses Earth
 
βˆ’
:;2037
 
βˆ’
::Arctic ice-free in September
 
βˆ’
::Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
:;2038
 
βˆ’
::32-bit timestamps role over, causing Y2K-level chaos
 
βˆ’
::"Big One" hits California
 
βˆ’
:;2039
 
βˆ’
::US population hits 400 million
 
βˆ’
::Severe heat waves become commonplace
 
βˆ’
::Scientology becomes majority religion in US
 
βˆ’
:;2040
 
βˆ’
::Arctic summers ice-free
 
βˆ’
::Nanotechnology makes humans immortal
 
βˆ’
:;2041
 
βˆ’
::Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
:;2042
 
βˆ’
:;2043
 
βˆ’
::World population passes 9 billion
 
βˆ’
:;2044
 
βˆ’
::Mankind genetically engineered to be happy
 
βˆ’
::Childhood obesity reaches 100%
 
βˆ’
:;2045
 
βˆ’
::Humans and machines merge
 
βˆ’
:;2046
 
βˆ’
::World's natural resources depleted
 
βˆ’
:;2047
 
βˆ’
::World ruled by banks and corporations
 
βˆ’
::Tobacco industry fails
 
βˆ’
::US begins using autonomous attack drones
 
βˆ’
:;2048
 
βˆ’
::Salt-water fish extinct from overfishing
 
βˆ’
::Unisex bathing suits cover body from shoulder to ankle
 
βˆ’
::Entire US population overweight
 
βˆ’
:;2049
 
βˆ’
::$1.000 computer exceeds computational ability of humanity
 
βˆ’
::Singularity occurs
 
βˆ’
::Fishing industry collapses
 
βˆ’
:;2050
 
βˆ’
::80% of Earth's population lives in urban centers
 
βˆ’
::China controls space
 
βˆ’
::Sex with robots possible
 
βˆ’
::Cars banned from European cities
 
βˆ’
::One million species extinct from climate change
 
βˆ’
:;2051
 
βˆ’
::Atmosphere escapes into space
 
βˆ’
:;2052
 
βˆ’
::Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security spending exceed total US revenue
 
βˆ’
:;2053
 
βˆ’
::US budget balanced
 
βˆ’
::Majority of Americans in prison
 
βˆ’
::Cars driven by dogs
 
βˆ’
:;2054
 
βˆ’
::Hunger becomes unimaginable global problem
 
βˆ’
:;2055
 
βˆ’
::Atmospheric CO2 doubled
 
βˆ’
::Oil runs out
 
βˆ’
::Copper, tin, lead, gold, and nickel all exhausted
 
βˆ’
:;2056
 
βˆ’
::RFID-tagged driverless cars
 
βˆ’
::Robots given same rights as humans
 
βˆ’
:;2057
 
βˆ’
::150 Japanese settlers on Mars
 
βˆ’
::Colorado River runs dry
 
βˆ’
:;2058
 
βˆ’
::Smoking ends in New Zealand
 
βˆ’
:;2059
 
βˆ’
::Humans have domesticated robots
 
βˆ’
:;2060
 
βˆ’
::Human race lives in peace
 
βˆ’
::Extreme droughts across much of Earth
 
βˆ’
::Global temperature rise reaches 4Β°C
 
βˆ’
::Oil runs out again
 
βˆ’
:;2061
 
βˆ’
::Halley's comet returns
 
βˆ’
:;2062
 
βˆ’
::Uganda hosts World Cup
 
βˆ’
::The Jetsons
 
βˆ’
:;2063
 
βˆ’
::First human clones reach adulthood
 
βˆ’
::Population of Moon reaches 100,000
 
βˆ’
::Population of Mars reaches 10,000
 
βˆ’
::Spacecraft exceed speed of light
 
βˆ’
:;2064
 
βˆ’
::Clean Air Act finishes reducing haze in national parks to natural levels
 
βˆ’
:;2065
 
βˆ’
::Last coral reefs die out
 
βˆ’
::Chernobyl cleanup complete
 
βˆ’
:;2066
 
βˆ’
::Cyprus achieves its goal
 
βˆ’
:;2067
 
βˆ’
::Americans live in domed cities and watch 3D TV
 
βˆ’
::Redheads go extinct
 
βˆ’
:;2068
 
βˆ’
::Ozone hole over Antarctic finishes recovering
 
βˆ’
::Lord Jesus rules the Earth from Throne in Jerusalem.
 
βˆ’
::Entire world population gay due to chemicals in the water
 
βˆ’
:;2069
 
βˆ’
::Public masturbation legalized
 
βˆ’
:;2070
 
βˆ’
::World population peaks
 
βˆ’
::City-scale flooding disasters
 
βˆ’
::60% of world's energy comes from renewable sources
 
βˆ’
:;2071
 
βˆ’
::Europe's temperatures rise by 3Β°C
 
βˆ’
::World summer temperatures rise by 5Β°C
 
βˆ’
:;2072
 
βˆ’
::US retirement age is set to 75
 
βˆ’
:;2073
 
βˆ’
::Oceans do not rise one foot
 
βˆ’
:;2074
 
βˆ’
::Number of 100-year-olds reaches one million
 
βˆ’
::Supertyphoons hit Japan
 
βˆ’
:;2075
 
βˆ’
::US retirement age set to 69
 
βˆ’
:;2076
 
βˆ’
::Average scientific paper has more than 24 authors
 
βˆ’
::Social Security trust fund exhausted
 
βˆ’
:;2077
 
βˆ’
:;2078
 
βˆ’
::Newspapers become obsolete and die out
 
βˆ’
:;2079
 
βˆ’
::US debt reaches 716% of GDP
 
βˆ’
::Lodgepole pines disappear from Northwest
 
βˆ’
::Floods commonplace
 
βˆ’
::Religion marginalized
 
βˆ’
:;2080
 
βˆ’
::Federal spending reaches 70% of GDP
 
βˆ’
::UK population doubles
 
βˆ’
:;2081
 
βˆ’
:;2082
 
βˆ’
::World population declines to one billion
 
βˆ’
:;2083
 
βˆ’
:;2084
 
βˆ’
::Robot policemen introduced
 
βˆ’
:;2085
 
βˆ’
::US deficit reaches 62% of GDP
 
βˆ’
:;2086
 
βˆ’
:;2087
 
βˆ’
:;2088
 
βˆ’
::Japan becomes all-robot country
 
βˆ’
:;2089
 
βˆ’
::World halts fossil fuel use
 
βˆ’
:;2090
 
βˆ’
::Global warming hits 7Β°C
 
βˆ’
::Global warming hits 4Β°C
 
βˆ’
:;2091
 
βˆ’
:;2092
 
βˆ’
:;2093
 
βˆ’
:;2094
 
βˆ’
:;2095
 
βˆ’
:;2096
 
βˆ’
:;2097
 
βˆ’
:;2098
 
βˆ’
:;2099
 
βˆ’
:;2100
 
βˆ’
::Global warming around 5-7Β°C
 
βˆ’
::Sea levels have risen by a meter or more
 
βˆ’
::Joshua trees nearly extinct
 
βˆ’
::Earth's climate resembles that of the Cretaceous
 
βˆ’
::Germany tropical
 
βˆ’
::Emperor penguins extinct
 
βˆ’
::Arctic permafrost thaws
 
βˆ’
::Rising seas flood coastal cities
 
βˆ’
::Rain forests mostly gone due to climatic shifts
 
βˆ’
::All coral reefs gone
 
βˆ’
::Gillette introduces 14-bladed razor
 
βˆ’
:;2101
 
βˆ’
::WAR WAS BEGINNING
 
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βˆ’
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βˆ’
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