Editing 996: Making Things Difficult

{{comic
| number    = 996
| date      = December 28, 2011
| title     = Making Things Difficult
| image     = making_things_difficult.png
| titletext = Favorite mastectomy breast prosthesis idea: a fake boob containing a spare rechargable battery, accessed via a nipple USB port. Complete with a ring of LED charge indicators in the areola!
}}

==Explanation==
This comic is a reference to the {{w|breast cancer}} surgery that [[Randall]]'s fiancee/wife underwent, and is one of many [[:Category:Cancer|comics about cancer]] he made because of this.

This comic is the follow up appointment after the surgery. When doctor [[Ponytail]] asks [[Megan]] to take her shirt off, she refuses until Ponytail gives her a necklace of purple beads. Younger and more boorish {{w|Mardi Gras}} tourists sometimes offer necklaces like this in exchange for the [http://www.askmen.com/fine_living/travel_archive_200/217_mardi-gras-dos-and-donts.html exposure of a person's breasts.] 

Megan's line "You know the rules" implies that Megan has stipulated that every time she takes off her shirt for the doctor, a necklace of beads must be exchanged.

In the [http://xkcd.com/996/info.0.json official transcript] the doctor is described as an {{w|Oncologist}}, a doctor who works with cancer patients, and Megan/Randall's wife is described as a ''Delightfully Awesome Person''. It is also stated that the oncologist fake-annoyedly searches for something in pockets and that it is a Mardi Gras bead necklace she takes out.

Below the xkcd logo in the header at the top of the comic page there is the following text: "Some context for the cancer comics:" and below that a link to a [[blag]] posting regarding [http://blog.xkcd.com/2011/06/30/family-illness/ family-illness] that talked about the real world events leading up to this comic.

The title text refers to a {{w|mastectomy}}, the surgical removal of one or both breasts. One possible treatment for breast cancer is to surgically remove the breast. After this procedure a false or prosthetic breast is often added to retain the prior physical appearance. The title text also suggests some things that could be concealed in this prosthesis. In the case a charging station with a USB port where the nipple would normally be, and lights to show how much charge the battery inside arranged around the {{w|areola}}, the darker circle of skin around the nipple.

This is one of the few comics where a character wears regular clothes, but doctor Ponytail has been seen before in [[883: Pain Rating]] and later in [[1713: 50 ccs]]. Megan is in both, and Cueball also in the latter.

==Transcript==
:[Ponytail in a doctor's coat is carrying a clipboard with lines indicating text, consulting it while Megan is sitting on a high medical table with a full body gown on. At the top there is a frame crossing over the top of the first panel with a caption:]
:Caption: Breast Cancer Surgery Follow-Up...
:Ponytail: You're looking great! Remove your top so I can check how the incision is healing.
:Megan: Nuh-uh.

:[Ponytail has taken her arm with the clipboard down, while Megan is holding her hand with a thumb up.]
:Ponytail: *Sigh*
:Ponytail: Do we have to do this ''every'' time?
:Megan: You know the rules.

:[In a frame-less panel showing only Ponytail, she searches for something in both her pockets, three sets of two small lines indicate how she moves her hands around inside them.]
:Ponytail (Mumbling to herself, in smaller text): This is so ridiculous...

:[Ponytail holds a purple bead necklace up in an outstretched arm. Megan begins to disrobe, opening the dress at her neck pulling with both arms as shown with three sets of two small lines.]
:Ponytail: Here.
:Megan: Woooo!

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