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:TV: While I tell you why I'm running for mayor of Phila-

:1. ———— "I believe that abortion should be safe and legal in this country." :3. ———— "Look, everyone, look, I've got it! The fifth golden ticket is mine!"

:Randall: I've put out your tests. Please get started.

:While I pondered, weak and weary, :While I nodded, nearly napping,

:Cueball: I recommend you appoint a Secretary of the internet. Someone to impose some o :Cueball: I know just the guy.

...ayton proposes giving those who have been convicted of a {{w|DUI}} or DWI (i.e. Driving Under the Influence or Driving While Intoxicated) money back on ...below, the only possible conclusion is that now only 162,000 people (81%, i.e. 100% minus that 19%, of the 200,000) approve of Grayton.

...tric skateboards have been the subject of several other comics like [[139: I Have Owned Two Electric Skateboards]], [[409: Electric Skateboard (Double C :Megan: He has his own life to live, and I'm sure the last thing he wants to do is indulge a fan by playing Mal for hi

...e may be called. "Aye" is pronounced the same way as the letter "i" and "''i''" is the mathematical value of the square root of negative one, which can :Jason: Hi, Mr. Munroe? I have a great idea! Let me draw some strips for you!

...y science will get over its giant collective crush on Richard Feynman. But I doubt it! :Cueball: Hey, Dr. Nash, I think those gals over there are eyeing us. This is like your Nash Equilibri

...taped and released to the public. He laughed off the call, saying simply "I have a bit of a temper." In a broader sense, it's almost cliche for celebr ...metimes, when we disagree, I feel frustrated. But I never forget how lucky I am to have you in my family.

:Megan: I just woke up

| titletext = I hear that these days Bill Watterson is happy just painting in the Ohio wood ...erience: "I began to wonder if [Bill Watterson] even had electricity, then I remembered we were using e-mail to communicate."

:Maid: No, I thought Mr. Jones was coming home early. :Pizza guy: But I thought—

...it crashes over an island with a volcanic eruption and Tyrannosaurus. And I said, okay, if someone can make ''that'' happen, but until they do that...|

...in favour of a very worthy and valuable old friend of mine, Mr. Long walk? I am afraid that this good gentleman is in danger of getting neglected, if no :In these days of increasing rapid artificial locomotion, '''may I be permitted to say a word in favour of a very worthy and valuable old frie

:Blondie: Hey, kids, see how the ice cracks and pops in your water? I wonder what causes that... :Blondie: *Ahem* I said, I wonder what—

...me will go bizarrely mainstream in 2009 like rickrolling did in 2007-2008. I accidentally <noun>? Yo, dawg? Place your bets now! ...ish.stackexchange.com/questions/115813/origin-of-how-we-i-roll|"that's how I roll"] meme.

| You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" || {{w|Lambda Aurigae}} || ''{{w|Dirty Harry}}'' || 1971 || 41 | I ''still'' can't believe Bellatrix– – Dude, get over it. || {{w|Sirius}}

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...en the form of a human woman and can feel that she is no longer immortal ("I can feel this body dying all around me"). According to Tolkien, though, aft |Why do I say Uh?||See ''[https://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/06/the_odd_body_langu

| "I predict that a century hence the '''Canadian people''' will be '''the noble | "I often think '''what interesting history we are making for the student of th

...u are seeing them as they were roughly [http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2+feet+%C3%B7+air+speed+of+light 2 nanoseconds] ago. ...w hundred yards away" would take about [http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=400+yards+%C3%B7+air+speed+of+sound one second] to be heard (depending on t

:Rosetta: I don't think so. :Philae: Can I just go now?

|I found a three fingered kitten! |OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

...00,000 Normal Deviates|a real book from 1955}} (also referenced in [[1210: I'm So Random]]) — back before scientists had access to computers that coul

...robably broke down and decomposed hundreds of years ago. Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get in touch with Yucca Mountain to see if they're inter ...There's some sort of portal to a magical land in there. Half the furniture I get has them-it's kinda a pain.

...of Britain or Ireland can become King; for example, some, including George I, were from what is now Germany).

...second option being the drawing of "you" which represents ''Decent'' form (i.e. a normal person). The first on the scale is [[Black Hat]], who thinks m ...not air brake the object too much. If the object is thrown at that speed, i.e. A = B, the distance is reduced to 58,7%. B is only dependent on the obje

:Megan: I'll go ask. :Cueball: I'll go find a lock for the door.

...ns we agree on MOST, you can check out Chapter 24 of my book How To, where I got the Roper Center on Public Opinion Research to help me design the world ...show that the population generally has its concerns correctly prioritized (i.e. less concerned about "murder hornets" than they are concerned about COVI

| titletext = "I have nothing to offer but blood--next slide, please--toil--next slide, plea | "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art—Next slide, please—more lovely

:Megan: Yeah! I dunno which species. I'll let it out. :Cueball: ...I guess it makes sense fireflies have to go somewhere during the day.

...e cat to jump in and out of cardboard boxes for fun' is low precision, but I'm not sure about the accuracy.

| titletext = I love their cover of 1,200 Balloons, Dalmatians, and Miles. "{{w|I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)}}" by {{w|the Proclaimers}} is about walking "500 mi

| titletext = Oh sure, I know Keira Knightly, from the first movie in that series by The Land Before ...judice'' film}}, by referencing her small role in ''{{w|Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace}}'' (as Sabé, who funnily enough is a handmaiden an